Looks like the NASA helicopter on Mars got to its 4th flight. I am blessed to have viewed the moon landing in 69. That was 1 giant step, and thank goodness Neil Armstrong's bowels held up. Same for Buzz Aldrin, and although not as important Michael Collins (my understanding is his bowels were the reason he didnt make the landing team). He at least could have taken a shit and played with it a li
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Once again bowel blocker has stifled free speech and the support among BiBs. Its sad to think someone has the free time to follow and block our right to offer each other a place to restore our bowel health. Also the elimination pictures are FAPTASTIC! Experiencing our bodies and seeking pleasure from our dirt is a natural way too sate our carnal desires...
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Hi Spring this is Matilda - Mr. Brown's sister. As Im sure you have read my brother is having serious health issues but when I read your message his eyes perked right up! He is having a little trouble with his words and coordination but Im giving him the laptop to type a response to your kind words here goes: sPern gongg two hebr fm tyoh. grnow thrbn huthtr strnfsh pane lolollllllllllllllo
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Brown Onion LIVES Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bib Fren Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Stupid posts Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Make My Bowels Great Again Wrote: > > > > > > ---------------------------------
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typin frm ventilator hard b back soon i hope, dropn anchrs in bedpan very tirdd
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I would love to back to simpler times when Ronnie could spray his infectious diarrhea all over the brown savages like a weed killer. Such great white men could infect me with their green apple spatters and my only thought would be to thank them for their service to our country.
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Shame good white folks have to line up with the savage mud people and gooks. They should have separate line for civilized European ladies and gentlemen. Sadly Al Gore and Hillary have left the fort gates open to allow virus-laden darkies in from the sewer countries - these people are new to toilet paper of course.
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Ive seen many illegal savages trapping and hunting in our local parks and streams. No iguanas which is their preferred protein but they seem quite happy with rats and slugs. Seeing mud people rutting through my garbage at night reminds me to compost rather than throw away my leftovers - compost only attracts raccoons...
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Not sure if I have the Chinese Flu or not but last night I passed out on the groan throne after struggling so long I lost consciousness. During this I had lucid dreams - I hallucinated that the midwives were working furiously to deliver a New Jersey Barrier from my starfish employing wenches and levers to no avail. I looked up to see Elvis Presley giving me a knobber and gasping the lyrics to '
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Ive borrowed Verified's RV many times to ply underage Spring Onion with 'Jesus juice' many many times. Officers are usually very understanding so long as they know you are entertaining, playing Kenny G sets the mood and eases tensions with local law enforcement
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have you had a chance to have your lady friend defecate on your face? The sensation of having a loved one feel such relief (on your face) is sublime.
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There is no doubt the President is a man of superior bowels - his diet would have killed a lesser man by age 40. Based on his 143 tweets yesterday Im guessing he spends hours on the groan throne dealing with his Big Macs and Taco Bell.
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Savages eating rabid animals - not bowel friendly. Bat teeth will cut her starfish wide open.
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5am guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 5am guy here. Where is everybody? Superior bowel types are here with their usual bullying tactics. Ive been playing with my starfish for over an hour trying to coax a grapefruit sized chock stone to drop. The midwives are delayed in traffic as their late model Corolla overheats and they have to pull over on 495. They
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Brown 0NlON Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking > about shit because I am a fat old loser with way > too much time on my hands. Thanks for being > understanding everyone. and another thing - is liking naughty-delicious 'dirt play' such a bad thing? Who are we hurting. Social gatherings like our Tennesse
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Spratt Humphries Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid > fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then > for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to > multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even > dieticians. It’s very time consuming and > frustrating. Perhaps if you didnt eat the feces
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Catch Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like to call ICE and report the congregation of > illegals at the 7-11 on Little River Tpke/Hummer > drive, then pass by to see if they get picked up. > Hasn’t happened at least to my knowledge. Great. Do you do this with a full load in your pants? That would be nice. How are your bowels?
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I am older and quite large so my sister Matilda often helps me bathroom. As is often the case, today I was impacted so my dear sister used her finger to help free the blockage. My immediate reaction was one of stimulation and unfortunately I unexpectedly ejaculated into her face and hair. Once my rectum was clear I felt doubly released. God bless Matilda.
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Anyone else enjoy filling their Depend TM under garment with a full load then getting in the Buick and hitting wetbacks? Personally I like to head over to Seven Corners by the 7-11. I think Ill head over later today once my Denny's all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet exits my starfish. Hmmmmm, squishy.
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1st Amendment rights include the pleasure gained from having someone defecate on your face and in your mouth. We are a free people.
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I get pleasure from manipulating my feces, more so from other peoples' feces.
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Mary Anne. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I honestly don't know what to make of this forum. > Some things make me laugh but there is also a > presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry > and song parodies are really something else. I am > having a good day today because I managed to do > you know what this morning. I think just sharing >
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From the looks of him Id say backed up bowels led to his acceptance of Trump - a common correlation.
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But really, do PM me if you want to enjoy the gratification of taking a dump on my chest, or face.
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Reports out today - worst holiday sales in 9 years. not bowel friendly
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The numbers are out - Trump shutdown damaged the US economy far more than has been reported. For what? He ended up getting LESS money for his wall and now is claiming he will use money he had access to all along. makes my bowels sore thinking about his great orange idiot.
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Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
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Science and math are FAKE - dont trust people who study books. There are no space ships its all a hoax. Lets just giving Trump a chance for us to be great again like before the moon landing. Thanks
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weak sauce - Trump is a dotard/money launderer and this is the best his misguided dullard supporters can come up with.
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This upsets my already embattled bowels - how could Trumps campaign manager be guilty? Trump promised us this was all a scam. Forgive me my carbonated enema is ripening and the midwives are waiting in the bathroom in full slickers...
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