How are your bowels? Mine aren’t good anymore. Brown Onion left us so let’s talk about our bowels. What do you eat? What do you not?

Bowels ok allergies not.

BO Fan Wrote:
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> How are your bowels? Mine aren’t good anymore.
> Brown Onion left us so let’s talk about our
> bowels. What do you eat? What do you not?


Brown Onion certainly knows how to bring the poop talk.



Why don't you go to Brown Onion's new forum?

3 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 20 McNuggets, large Coke. Take that bowels.

I have crohns it makes my bowels hurt. There’s a lot of pain but a lot of it is what you eat and how you monitor it.

Bowls or bowels? Think bowls.

and fuck his bowels

Pollen got us sneezing on the drive home from work. Yikes, big sneeze launched a nasty gummy worm into the underwears. No salvage and briefs went directly into the trash. Gonna celebrate with a large order of spicy wings and baked spoghetti from Paisanos. My bowels will try to handle it.

Blocker? Where are you?

Wrapped Wrote:
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> Blocker? Where are you?


Some believe that the Bowel blocker is Brown Onion himself.

my bowels made me do it

oh no Wrote:
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> Pollen got us sneezing on the drive home from
> work. Yikes, big sneeze launched a nasty gummy
> worm into the underwears. No salvage and briefs
> went directly into the trash. Gonna celebrate
> with a large order of spicy wings and baked
> spoghetti from Paisanos. My bowels will try to
> handle it.

Poopy Fartz thanks oh-no for sharing her embarrassing story. Poopy Fartz recently had a similar mishap when a large serving of lava cake spilled onto the cloth seat of her Corolla. Poopy Fartz wishes Brown Onion, 5am Guy and all of the BiBs the very best.

There was this Indian Chief Bowels, whose reservation was on land that the US government needed to push our rails through. Chief Bowels was contacted by an official from the State Department and told that his tribe had to move and give him a summons to appear in court the next day for a hearing.

The next day Chief Bowels shows up in town to have his day in court, but since he was unable to read he mistook the Pharmacy for the courthouse. The Chief entered the pharmacy and approached the clerk and stated, "Bowels no move". Without hesitation the pharmacist gave him something for his constipation and told the chief to come back the next day.

The following day Chief Bowels returned as directed and stated again, "Bowels no move", and the process was started again on the medication. After 4 days upon the chiefs return, the chief was still aggravated and stating "Bowels still no move". Well the pharmacist doubled the prescription and insisted on seeing the chief the following day.

The chief returned with a defeated look on his face and said " Bowels gotta move, tee pee full of shit!

Looks like the NASA helicopter on Mars got to its 4th flight. I am blessed to have viewed the moon landing in 69. That was 1 giant step, and thank goodness Neil Armstrong's bowels held up. Same for Buzz Aldrin, and although not as important Michael Collins (my understanding is his bowels were the reason he didnt make the landing team).

He at least could have taken a shit and played with it a little while flying over the moon, until the Eagle blasted off the lunar surface.

I'm about to drop off a space shuttle. 10,9, 8 let the screaming begin.

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Looks like the NASA helicopter on Mars got to its
> 4th flight. I am blessed to have viewed the moon
> landing in 69. That was 1 giant step, and thank
> goodness Neil Armstrong's bowels held up. Same for
> Buzz Aldrin, and although not as important Michael
> Collins (my understanding is his bowels were the
> reason he didnt make the landing team).
>
> He at least could have taken a shit and played
> with it a little while flying over the moon, until
> the Eagle blasted off the lunar surface.
>
> I'm about to drop off a space shuttle. 10,9, 8 let
> the screaming begin.




When Brown Onion talks about poop, he gets poop.
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Brown Onion talks about poo Wrote:
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> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like the NASA helicopter on Mars got to
> its
> > 4th flight. I am blessed to have viewed the
> moon
> > landing in 69. That was 1 giant step, and thank
> > goodness Neil Armstrong's bowels held up. Same
> for
> > Buzz Aldrin, and although not as important
> Michael
> > Collins (my understanding is his bowels were
> the
> > reason he didnt make the landing team).
> >
> > He at least could have taken a shit and played
> > with it a little while flying over the moon,
> until
> > the Eagle blasted off the lunar surface.
> >
> > I'm about to drop off a space shuttle. 10,9, 8
> let
> > the screaming begin.
>
>
>
>
> When Brown Onion talks about poop, he gets poop.


I wish that was Brown Onion. Missing him. Check the O it’s a zero. An imitator. Hope Brown Onion will return!

Sick fuck BO is back talking about his shit already? Wow he lasted like five days. I wish he would die again.

Verified Green Onion. Wrote:
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> Sick fuck BO is back talking about his shit
> already? Wow he lasted like five days. I wish he
> would die again.

Read again numb nuts. It’s a 0 not a O, I want the real BO to come back. Wish he would have emailed me mew forum so I discuss how to grease my skids.

I am so stressed out that Brown Onion left that I might start eating at Tippys Taco everyday again. Then I will shit on the curb again everyday.

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Brown Onion talks about poo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown 0nion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Looks like the NASA helicopter on Mars got to
> > its
> > > 4th flight. I am blessed to have viewed the
> > moon
> > > landing in 69. That was 1 giant step, and
> thank
> > > goodness Neil Armstrong's bowels held up.
> Same
> > for
> > > Buzz Aldrin, and although not as important
> > Michael
> > > Collins (my understanding is his bowels were
> > the
> > > reason he didnt make the landing team).
> > >
> > > He at least could have taken a shit and
> played
> > > with it a little while flying over the moon,
> > until
> > > the Eagle blasted off the lunar surface.
> > >
> > > I'm about to drop off a space shuttle. 10,9,
> 8
> > let
> > > the screaming begin.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > When Brown Onion talks about poop, he gets
> poop.
>
>
> I wish that was Brown Onion. Missing him. Check
> the O it’s a zero. An imitator. Hope Brown Onion
> will return!

Brown Onion claims to be in a better place with his grandson.

Why don't you go there?

His work here is done...

I don't

Going to grease the skids with a big breakfast.

Healthy breakfast for me. Bran Flakes, fruit and Grape Juice.

The real reason BO's onion is blooming.
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Just hope he understands a lot of us loved his posts as they made underground entertaining!

What a lucky bottom.

Got the shits this morning bad.

Which of the lucky BiBs got to open up Brown Onion's grandson?

Is he really his grandson?


A few years back, Brown Onion would bring around his 'nephews'. They were all retarded or non-whites. We learned early on that when Brown Onion brought over a new nephew, that it was best to act like the last one never existed.

Brown Onion has a bad memory. He died at least three times. But each time Brown Onion died he acted like it was the first time. It was a similar thing with the nephews, the new one seemed to have no knowledge of the others.

Dementia Bowels Wrote:
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> Brown Onion has a bad memory. He died at least
> three times. But each time Brown Onion died he
> acted like it was the first time. It was a
> similar thing with the nephews, the new one seemed
> to have no knowledge of the others.


When a nephew finds what is left of the previous nephews, he joins the previous nephews. Brown Onion goes scouting for a new one.

I regret to inform you all that my brother, Brown Onion, has passed. He was on his annual deep sea fishing trip. He likes to fish because he can simply strain all day over the edge of the boat in peace. As he was defecting, he experienced an aneurism, fell in the ocean, and drowned.

There will memorial soon. I will update everybody on the time and date. Please continue to serve your fellow bowel mates with pride and support. I know he would have wanted that.

Also, I have a 1984 Buick Electra for sale. Some stains on upholstery. $6500 obo.

He always dies in April or May

History Onionn Wrote:
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> He always dies in April or May


Unfortunately, he always resurrects by June.

This forum is boring without Brown Onion.

Ron Onion Wrote:
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> This forum is boring without Brown Onion.


Brown Onion just regurgitated the same shit fairy tales over and over again.

Just go back to his older threads and reread them as if they are new...

So you are easily amused Wrote:
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> Ron Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This forum is boring without Brown Onion.
>
>
> Brown Onion just regurgitated the same shit fairy
> tales over and over again.
>
> Just go back to his older threads and reread them
> as if they are new...

Brown Onion was repetitive as hell; like a broken record. It was the reactions from others that provided the entertainment.

Quote
Matilda Onion
Re: We will continue discussing bowels
Posted by: Matilda F. Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2021 12:49PM

I regret to inform you all that my brother, Brown Onion, has passed. He was on his annual deep sea fishing trip. He likes to fish because he can simply strain all day over the edge of the boat in peace. As he was defecting, he experienced an aneurism, fell in the ocean, and drowned.

There will memorial soon. I will update everybody on the time and date. Please continue to serve your fellow bowel mates with pride and support. I know he would have wanted that.

Also, I have a 1984 Buick Electra for sale. Some stains on upholstery. $6500 obo.

Is he really dead again?

Bored by Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Is he really dead again?


Like we ever get what we want.

It was good that he died. The problem was he constantly came back to life through some sort of cyber miracle. What does it take for the shithead to remain dead? Does someone need to drive a stake through his heart?

Does anyone want to buy the buick? I really need the money. I’ll even take $6000 for it.

Matilda F. Onion Wrote:
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> Does anyone want to buy the buick? I really need
> the money. I’ll even take $6000 for it.


Matilda, are you still doing the BBC porn?
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Clarence was right. You people are all a bunch of phonies. No condolences for my brother’s misfortunate death and not even a single offer on the buick. (btw I’ll take $5000 for it but you will need to pay for the towing)

You people are a bunch of fake shellfish assholes.

Shellfish xD

Matilda F. Onion Wrote:
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> Clarence was right. You people are all a bunch of
> phonies. No condolences for my brother’s
> misfortunate death and not even a single offer on
> the buick. (btw I’ll take $5000 for it but you
> will need to pay for the towing)
>
> You people are a bunch of fake shellfish assholes.


Hey Matilda, $5000 is way to much for a 84 Buick. I will give you $1000.

Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
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> Matilda F. Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Clarence was right. You people are all a bunch
> of
> > phonies. No condolences for my brother’s
> > misfortunate death and not even a single offer
> on
> > the buick. (btw I’ll take $5000 for it but
> you
> > will need to pay for the towing)
> >
> > You people are a bunch of fake shellfish
> assholes.
>
>
> Hey Matilda, $5000 is way to much for a 84 Buick.
> I will give you $1000.

Fuck off bitch-boy.

I shit out Buick’s, on bad days full sized Cadillacs. My bowels hurt.

Matilda F. Onion Wrote:
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> Louie Chevrolet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Matilda F. Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Clarence was right. You people are all a
> bunch
> > of
> > > phonies. No condolences for my brother’s
> > > misfortunate death and not even a single
> offer
> > on
> > > the buick. (btw I’ll take $5000 for it but
> > you
> > > will need to pay for the towing)
> > >
> > > You people are a bunch of fake shellfish
> > assholes.
> >
> >
> > Hey Matilda, $5000 is way to much for a 84
> Buick.
> > I will give you $1000.
>
> Fuck off bitch-boy

Final offer Matilda, $500 bucks and a stiff one up your ass.

Shit I’ll throw 3500 down with a cleaning included though. That man had problems.

Got any Asian cars?

Made a mistake with Krispy Kreme. Their donuts and coffee will be a mess. That glaze and chocolate leads to lots of wiping.

BO Fan Wrote:
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> Made a mistake with Krispy Kreme. Their donuts and
> coffee will be a mess. That glaze and chocolate
> leads to lots of wiping.

I like these....
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How many miles on the car?

Anyone know how they are?

Anyone know how they are?

Madden probably got good ones!

Bill Clinton bowels? Wrote:
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> Madden probably got good ones!


Never discuss your bowels with someone too interested in your bowels.

Awaiting Brown Onion’s return…

massive gassive Wrote:
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> Awaiting Brown Onion’s return…

It’s Sunday wouldn’t be surprised.

massive gassive Wrote:
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> Awaiting Brown Onion’s return…

Shit freaks like Brown Onion are a dime a dozen.

Go to a highway rest stop or the men's room by the food court at any mall and you will find one of those freaks breathing deeply and lingering just a bit too long.

Public men's room... Wrote:
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> massive gassive Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Awaiting Brown Onion’s return…
>
> Shit freaks like Brown Onion are a dime a dozen.
>
> Go to a highway rest stop or the men's room by the
> food court at any mall and you will find one of
> those freaks breathing deeply and lingering just a
> bit too long.


BO wasn’t that plus he was funny and good reading. Forum isn’t the same.

Brown Onion is busy at the moment
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BO Fan Wrote:
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> Public men's room... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > massive gassive Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Awaiting Brown Onion’s return…
> >
> > Shit freaks like Brown Onion are a dime a
> dozen.
> >
> > Go to a highway rest stop or the men's room by
> the
> > food court at any mall and you will find one of
> > those freaks breathing deeply and lingering just
> a
> > bit too long.
>
>
> BO wasn’t that plus he was funny and good
> reading. Forum isn’t the same.
Brown Onion is far too interested in other people's poop. This forum is better off without his stupid/boring shit stories. If you think he is funny, have you thought about watching reruns of 'The Facts of Life". That will fill the void for you.

His bowels sound like my head

BO idiot posted a couple days ago - so what? Boring stories and pretend old man humor from BEH. Yawn.

So what onion Wrote:
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> BO idiot posted a couple days ago - so what?
> Boring stories and pretend old man humor from BEH.
> Yawn.

It was 12 days ago. Brown Onion was boring and with any luck he is gone. I myself just had two very kind 15-year-old girls assist with my bowel movement at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Burke....

I slipped into the bathroom to pinch a quick loaf while waiting in line for my order of original recipe. I asked the two girls to hold my spot. No one was around to fuck me up the ass and loosen things up, but it didn't feel like it would be a very big load. I was wrong. Things quickly went south when the turd got stuck about an inch out of my rectum. I tried sucking it back in but it would only retract about a quarter inch. I tried to pinch off the excess but it was too solid for my sphincter to bite off. Frustrated, I grabbed hold of the stubborn turd and pulled with all my might but my hand could not gain purchase on the greasy slippery surface of the foetid monster.

I yelled out for help but there was no response. I recalled one of the young girls holding my place was named Linda. So I yelled "Linda!", "Linda come here please!" at the top of my lungs and reached over to unlock the door. Sure enough there soon came a tap at the door. Linda appeared with her friend Lisa. I explained my predicament and offered them $20 each if they would assist with the turd removal. When I upped the ante to $50 they agreed and took up positions on either side of the toilet. Between the two of them they managed to twist and pull the stubborn turd free from my bowels. During the ordeal I had been thinking ahead to take my mind off the discomfort. So I quickly offered them $100 each to take a bite of the turd. Surprisingly, they both accepted without hesitation and began to feast on my fine fecal fruit. They complimented me on the taste and ate the entire turd.

We washed our hands and resumed our places in line. We shortly got our orders and went our separate ways, but not before exchanging phone numbers. I just got a text from Linda....

If you want to type out your pooping stories as if they were 'letters to penthouse', that is your business. You post them here, you are making them everyone else's business. Perhaps you would be more successful if you followed Brown Onion to whatever internet outhouse he has fallen into.

Why bother posting it here? Wrote:
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> If you want to type out your pooping stories as if
> they were 'letters to penthouse', that is your
> business. You post them here, you are making them
> everyone else's business. Perhaps you would be
> more successful if you followed Brown Onion to
> whatever internet outhouse he has fallen into.

I offer my experience as a suggestion to anyone who finds themselves in trouble in Burke, or at any fast food establishment. It is a great way to meet new feces friends.

I have benefitted greatly from Brown Onion's experience. It was from Brown Onion that I learned that a vigorous session of anal sex and copious amounts of semen would loosen up my bowels and allow me shit comfortably.

Burke Pooper Wrote:
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> Why bother posting it here? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you want to type out your pooping stories as
> if
> > they were 'letters to penthouse', that is your
> > business. You post them here, you are making
> them
> > everyone else's business. Perhaps you would be
> > more successful if you followed Brown Onion to
> > whatever internet outhouse he has fallen into.
>
> I offer my experience as a suggestion to anyone
> who finds themselves in trouble in Burke, or at
> any fast food establishment. It is a great way to
> meet new feces friends.
>
> I have benefitted greatly from Brown Onion's
> experience. It was from Brown Onion that I
> learned that a vigorous session of anal sex and
> copious amounts of semen would loosen up my bowels
> and allow me shit comfortably.
>
>
I remember the first time Brown Onion took on my impacted bowels. I was wondering whether or not we needed a dog training pad to catch my jizzed poop. Brown seemed to wolf it down as fast as I could produce it. What a trooper. Brown Onion promised me the best part is when I turned him over and gave him the same ass-pounding and dined on his divine doo-doo. He was right!!!

Verified Green Onion raped me repeatedly from my freshman year of HS until I went away to prep school. My therapist said I needed to confront you all here with the truth.

spring onion. Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion raped me repeatedly from my
> freshman year of HS until I went away to prep
> school. My therapist said I needed to confront
> you all here with the truth.

You lucky dog. You know it isn't rape if the guy is good-looking.

Brown onion used to finger and smell my butthole questioning my bowel habits. I thought it strange but Hollywood was weird.

Corey Feldman Wrote:
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> Brown onion used to finger and smell my butthole
> questioning my bowel habits. I thought it strange
> but Hollywood was weird.

Did you make out with Michael Jackson?

I’m so upset BO has left us

BO Fan Wrote:
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> I’m so upset BO has left us


He should be easy to find.
Just google 'scat buddies'.

That should take you to wherever that demented pervert is hanging out.

Not kind BO was fun and helpful

Jugular Wrote:
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> Not kind BO was fun and helpful


Brown Onion wrote repetitive and idiotic stories about pooping.

If you think this was 'fun and helpful', you are also in need of a mental evaluation.

My bowels hurt. I’m going to drop a ship. My bowels are going to yell. My bowels cause me problems.

I wonder how Brown and the brothers are. My bowels are pretty good. Yet their presence is missed here. Always amusing for reading before work.

Wonder what Boiled Onion is having for breakfast today?

Brother Bowel Wrote:
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> I wonder how Brown and the brothers are. My bowels
> are pretty good. Yet their presence is missed
> here. Always amusing for reading before work.


Find out where he went. Problem solved.

Brother Bowel Wrote:
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> I wonder how Brown and the brothers are. My bowels
> are pretty good. Yet their presence is missed
> here. Always amusing for reading before work.


Why don't you watch some 'Designing Women' reruns before work?

That is every bit as good as Brown Onion's ramblings.

Brother Bowel Wrote:
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> I wonder how Brown and the brothers are. My bowels
> are pretty good. Yet their presence is missed
> here. Always amusing for reading before work.

Brown Onion doesn't need to bump this thread every morning.

Nobody misses him.

The reaction to his next return will be no different than it has been all the times he has left and has come back in the past.

I miss him and looks like others do too. You don’t have to miss him FYI.

I see a need for bowels to be discussed. Brown Onion left. Sorry when my cheeks open, it smells like a decaying cat that’s coming out the chute. Yes I drop some big objects too. Last night a Los Angeles sized nuclear submarine. I pushed and pushed and even with the pain out the hatch you go.

How is everyone’s bowels?

Harry Onion Wrote:
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> I see a need for bowels to be discussed. Brown
> Onion left. Sorry when my cheeks open, it smells
> like a decaying cat that’s coming out the chute.
> Yes I drop some big objects too. Last night a Los
> Angeles sized nuclear submarine. I pushed and
> pushed and even with the pain out the hatch you
> go.
>
> How is everyone’s bowels?


So your poop smells like a dead cat and you too shit out military vehicles.
Thanks for sharing.

Brown Onion really does have a shitty legacy FFXU.

What a lovely sentiment Wrote:
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> Harry Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see a need for bowels to be discussed. Brown
> > Onion left. Sorry when my cheeks open, it
> smells
> > like a decaying cat that’s coming out the
> chute.
> > Yes I drop some big objects too. Last night a
> Los
> > Angeles sized nuclear submarine. I pushed and
> > pushed and even with the pain out the hatch you
> > go.
> >
> > How is everyone’s bowels?
>
>
> So your poop smells like a dead cat and you too
> shit out military vehicles.
> Thanks for sharing.
>
> Brown Onion really does have a shitty legacy FFXU.


Ulcerative colitis and IBS, how are your bowels? I’m going to talk about my bowels. How about your bowels?

Sounds painful Harry. Are you related to Brown Onion?

Brown Onion started hundreds of threads over the years to have these sot of discussions.

What a scary sort of illness.

What I don't get Wrote:
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> Brown Onion started hundreds of threads over the
> years to have these sot of discussions.
>
> What a scary sort of illness.


Do you have a heart? Lungs? Kidneys? Bowels?

Yep! But as soon as bowels is brought up, apparently that’s a problem. What’s your problem with bowels? You got them and so do I? Until I got a colostomy bag hanging out of my rear end, it is what it is.

Jugular Wrote:
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> Sounds painful Harry. Are you related to Brown
> Onion?


Nope but see the need to continue this discussion as I have bowel problems too.

Harry Onion Wrote:
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> Jugular Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds painful Harry. Are you related to Brown
> > Onion?
>
>
> Nope but see the need to continue this discussion
> as I have bowel problems too.


Why don't you go to a place where they can offer you possible solutions to your problems.

Or you can stay here and allow your pain to become fap fodder for the degenerate perverts here at FFXU.

https://www.meetup.com/Northern-Virginia-Crohns-and-Ulcerative-Colitis-Support/

https://www.ibspatient.org/

https://www.dailystrength.org/group/irritable-bowel-syndrome-ibs

https://www.healthprofs.com/us/nutritionists-dietitians/irritable-bowel-syndrome/va/fairfax-county

What up BiBs!

BO Fan Wrote:
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> How are your bowels? Mine aren’t good anymore.
> Brown Onion left us so let’s talk about our
> bowels. What do you eat? What do you not?


if you want to regenerate/heal your bowels or any diseased organs...

the food you want to eat is fruit, medicinal herbs, sea moss, melons, berries....

make sure to employ daily intermittent fasting if possible

make sure you get your fasting game up...start with 24 hours...

get out in the sun, preferably naked but not necessary....

learn how to perform lemon juice(fresh squeezed)/distilled water enemas if you really wanna go hardcore with it

if you start feeling too bad...fall back on the vegetables....

if that gets too bad...return to your regular diet briefly but try to upgrade it....

and get right back to the fruits, herbs etc...

and make sure you take extra special care of your teeth when you cleansing....

brush after every meal....

http://www.thegoyslife.com/Documents/Books/Arnold_Mucusless_Diet.pdf



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/05/2021 09:24PM by the real General Mahdi.

Finally, some useful advice.

When you’re pushing our large objects your advice is shit. Plain and simple. Brown was correct and now it’s time for those of us left to keep up the fight for our rights in society!

You aren’t funny. At least brown onion was sometimes

There r other places!

Jugular Wrote:
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> You aren’t funny. At least brown onion was
> sometimes


He really wasn't.

Shit eating grin Wrote:
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> Jugular Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You aren’t funny. At least brown onion was
> > sometimes
>
>
> He really wasn't.


He was as was Johnny Bravos songs. Now they are all gone and Harry you aren’t BO. You have nothing on him.

My GF always gives me a Bardex enema before she does me with a strapon. She makes me stand on 6" heels & attaches electrodes to my balls while I'm plugged up. Then she turns the little battery box all the way up & I have to hold it for an hour.

Finally, I get released. It's a mess & she makes me clean it up. Then she makes me take a long shower so I can clean myself completely. Then I have to put on pink ruffled panties, a pink bustier & stockings & heels & perfume. First, I have to give her a "BJ". Then she makes me get on all 4s & greases me up & gives me a hard reaming. I have to beg her to ream me harder & tell her what a sissy cock slut I am. She does reach around, but I have to eat my cum.

Silly Sissy Wrote:
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> My GF always gives me a Bardex enema before she
> does me with a strapon. She makes me stand on 6"
> heels & attaches electrodes to my balls while I'm
> plugged up. Then she turns the little battery box
> all the way up & I have to hold it for an hour.
>
> Finally, I get released. It's a mess & she makes
> me clean it up. Then she makes me take a long
> shower so I can clean myself completely. Then I
> have to put on pink ruffled panties, a pink
> bustier & stockings & heels & perfume. First, I
> have to give her a "BJ". Then she makes me get on
> all 4s & greases me up & gives me a hard reaming.
> I have to beg her to ream me harder & tell her
> what a sissy cock slut I am. She does reach
> around, but I have to eat my cum.


The quality of the shit writing really has risen since Brown Onion's departure!

Not that this slop is any good, it is just better than Brown Onion's abysmal attempts at humor.