spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4 > days. She will not come over and play wii after > school because she says she is constipated. I > offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive > oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop > shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better >
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Hitler had some pretty good ideas and yes he was right about whites being superior to all other races.
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whole new world of pleasure... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember the first time I experienced an erotic > scat gathering. I was at a very small/intimate > party of about 8 or 9 people. Gradually people > started leaving the downstairs where we were > having drinks and moved upstairs. When I was one > of the last 3 downstairs I decide
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Did I mention my own underwear is brown front and back due to severe anal prolapse
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Did I mention Im in my 70's and have severe anal prolapse just like our Dear Leader?
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I had hoped I would not have to do this again - this is the real Brown Onion's sister Matilda and my brother is no longer with us. We lost him to heart disease some time ago. Im on this site from time to time and still have his account password. Like pulling a scab off this hurts every time I see imposters here pretend he is still alive and well. We all loved him but he is gone. Please let h
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goulash, imposters and my sister Matilda's herpes is active so I have to FAP on the groan throne while the midwives step out to give me privacy and my starfish dilates to 3cm...
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I watch my asshole while I shit - I use a mirror and pretend its a baby being born.
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spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > eggs bacon feces Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > spring onion Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > My Dad is doing his taxes today, he is > yelling > > at > > > his laptop and
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Midwives spent over an hour delivering a basketball sized shit from my starfish. They had to do rotations with a wad-screw attached to the brown baby pulling and yanking till my bowels grudgingly released its precious cargo. Starfish now resembles a dead sucker fish mouth from the mighty Mississippi. Need to go murder some subhuman wetbacks with my Buick - that will cheer me up.
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only subhuman darker species require government handouts.
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Buicks are excellent for running over wetbacks and negros
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5am guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all, 5am guy checking in earlier than usual > here. 5am guy has bad bowels right now. 5am guy is > going out on a date with the mostly hispanic girl > who works at 5am guys moms nursing home. 5am guy > knows this is a bad idea because it could cause a > bad situation with 5am guys mom. On the other hand
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Adding fresh feces to pork gravy will surprise you by adding a rich flavor thats totally unique!
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LSMFT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Capacity crowd of 12,000 > Picture taken 2016 even the image location says "http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/01/pano113.jpg" I think your bowels are backed up into your brain .
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With his body he will be dead before that kid sees the 6th grade.
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Animal control paid me a visit this morning - they said neighbors complained of screaming cats or foxes in my house. Luckily when Matilda answered the door for them I was on the groan throne and they could see for themselves it was me with the midwives. spring, Im sorry to hear your dad's starfish was torn asunder like a remake of the 1986 Aliens stomach scene. Perhaps the snow offered some re
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Dont forget these brown savages nearly all defecate out in the open in public areas. Though a serious health hazard it makes for excellent scat-tourism for my sister Matilda and I. We have spent many vacations sampling the open-air selection of bowel dirt by the Ganges - spicy.
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These wetbacks and dark skinned people all cause problems with our country and my bowels. Matilda likes to take BBC in her starfish but I always insist she save her bowel contents for me. The midwives know how to deliver her brown babies to my chest and neck areas.
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From what I can see the first bed pan is nearly full with Trump leaders and cabinet members. While feces is natural these characters need to be flushed to make room for the larger bowel obstructions further up this administration's bowels. I think Donald will be eating feces for some time - shame I like his stance on throwing out wetback kids and mothers.
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Torn Pentacle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > King Feces VIII Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > The bowel brotherhood is here to stay. If you > > don’t like it, you can go elsewhere. > > Almost anywhere, apparently. How are your bowels? I hire several midwives to deliver basketballs from my
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Glass Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread is the shit. How are your bowels? I really care and really want to know about your bowels, how is the quality of your dirt?
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These women look like they all produce excellent dirt from their bowels for consumption. I would take a large naughty/delicious portion from each of them and savor it for an hour before eating.
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Why not put your dirt in one of his Big Macs - doubt he would taste the difference if he could keep his dentures in. If I were POTUS I would demand to eat the dirt of all my cabinet members to check for traitors.
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Walked in on my sister and our neighbor this morning. I had gone out for coffee and when I came back she was on all fours and Andy, our obese 50-something was making sex with her starfish. I was jealous as my sister and I have a very close physical relationship. The midwives did not approve of this arrangement. I noticed when he pulled back from each thrust a squirt of her dirt was coming o
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If you are under age 70 I would be interested in helping you with your bowels and especially interested in your fresh 'dirt' offerings.
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Got stuck in that goddamn 66 traffic today had an IBS attack and shit my pants. Sat in my own filth for 50 minute came home straight to the shower. Came out and the dog was eating the shit right from my pants on the floor. Made me want to join him...
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My stocks are great but even better is checking the stalls for unflushed dirt. If its same-day fresh its actually very tasty
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Bet those women in the picture produce superior dirt from their bowels - excellent when eaten fresh. After Chipotle a straw may be required but still delicious when fresh.
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