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I bet it was for a naked lunch MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > the professor was so pleased that he took them all out > for lunch. >
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/12/AR2010111202857.html
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They spotted Danny Devito inside and wanted to take him out before he starred in another abomination of a film. i 1 2 ½ 6 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This reminds me of the movie Renaissance Man. > > Also, why would the Japs shoot down a chopper > during the Vietnam War??
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The dad sort of resembles H.R. Haldeman. Give that Duggar a crew cut and a snappy suit and he would be a ringer.
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"are you using your whole hand doc?"
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Yeah, the one that you and the other kids "accidentally" hit several times during the part with the pinata... MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chuck's like that kid your mother made you invite > to your birthday party.
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I did read it. muse's post is incorrect though.
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That's not a poppyseed bagel muse. it looks like an et bagel, which has poppyseeds.
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I would imagine once you get past the crowning, it is all down hill from there.
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I used to drink soda for breakfast (Dr. Peppper, Cheerwine or Coke) because it guaranteed a deuce each morning. However, I switched over to water about 6 weeks ago and found that it has the same effect, without all the unhealthiness of the soda. In fact, I find that my bowel movements are much softer and come out easier now than before, and are generally more fulfilling. The only drawback is that
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I already smell the patchouli just looking at those pictures. That and maybe some b.o. too:
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+1,000,000 Warhawk Wrote: > Maybe we shouldn't have shipped the majority of > our manufacturing overseas over the last 20 years, > so we'd have something to fall back on instead of > overextended consumers and monetary black magic.
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Maybe the AAA tech should be charged for being so dim.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:
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In the first letter yes, it was a facial shellacking but a second one stated that "I shellacked her ass with my huge slathering cock".
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I have noticed that the word 'shellacking' is being heavily utilized in various news mediums, thanks to Obama I guess. I read it in a sports article last week, as well as in a Letter to Penthouse.
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I heard it is quite exclusive to get in there and that you need to know the secret handshake. Here is an alleged photo of some of the regulars on here at a chat room reunion some time ago. Ignore that almost everyone looks asian, I think that is a result of the blobbing of their faces:
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wow, that is a loooooong video of some intense ear cleaning. I almost spurte...oops, nevermind I did.
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I prefer the warmth and the celebration of diversity offered by a Triple Fat Goose:
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Looks pretty nice. I would consider visiting there. I bet it is relatively inexpensive too.
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I kind feel my place is more in the troll realm. I just try and make smart ass contributions. Sometimes I write something meaningful though.
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I actually get ear boners sometimes. When I see that box of q-tips, my balls start to warm.
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I was in a meeting just a few weeks ago and I felt some wax dislodge and tumble out. I checked after the meeting and pulled out a popcorn kernel size hunk of wax. I clean my ears every couple of days so I am not sure why that happened. Only thing I can think of is that my q-tip technique actually swabs it all into one spot. The feeling of cleaning them is pure awesome though.
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I once removed a label from a mattress.
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cranberry sauce
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Yeah, I would not call that a political rally. It was an event related to a couple of tv shows. Anyone that thinks otherwise - the joke is on you. Kind of like saying the Monkees were a real band. TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do today's average conservatives even realize this > wasn't a political rally? It was a satirical > rally hosted b
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Kind of a dumb argument, at least based on your supporting points. I will say this though, the only "good" I could possibly see in it is that it may teach kids to work out problems on their own. However, both parties have to agree to this, and given that most bullies are thick in the head assholes - I doubt they could be convinced of anything.
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