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Does anyone else
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 05, 2010 10:37AM

Find it as enjoyable as I do to stick a Q tip deep inside your ear and root around for ear treasure?

Doing it here at work now and hopefully my secretary doesn't walk by my door (I haven't bothered to close it...).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/05/2010 10:37AM by ITRADE.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 05, 2010 10:40AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Find it as enjoyable as I do to stick a Q tip deep
> inside your ear and root around for ear treasure?
>
> Doing it here at work now and hopefully my
> secretary doesn't walk by my door (I haven't
> bothered to close it...).

When you shiver because of it, that's known as an eargasm.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Poke poke ()
Date: November 05, 2010 10:42AM

I use a dissecting needle http://www.google.com/images?q=dissecting+needle - works great,especially for dislodging gunk.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 05, 2010 10:47AM

probably as good as a paper clip.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 05, 2010 10:58AM

A girl once described what it feels like to have sex (from a woman's perspective) and she gave that analogy - what feels more pleasure - sticking the q-tip in the ear and poking about...or the feeling in the ear getting poked.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 05, 2010 11:05AM

Very occasionally after I've been in the pool or water park one of my ears will get completely clogged. What happens is that the water softens the wax and it sort of sinks back into the ear. I have one of those ear flush kits and when I use it, the amount that comes out and what it looks like is so vile that it's utterly fascinating and enjoyable. It's a total "Come here - you gotta see this!!!" type of thing. I made my daughter gag this past summer. LOL.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 05, 2010 11:16AM

I was in a meeting just a few weeks ago and I felt some wax dislodge and tumble out. I checked after the meeting and pulled out a popcorn kernel size hunk of wax. I clean my ears every couple of days so I am not sure why that happened. Only thing I can think of is that my q-tip technique actually swabs it all into one spot.

The feeling of cleaning them is pure awesome though.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: i 1 2 ½ 6 ()
Date: November 05, 2010 11:18AM

i love using q-tips. it's like ear sex.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 05, 2010 11:19AM

I actually get ear boners sometimes. When I see that box of q-tips, my balls start to warm.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 05, 2010 04:23PM

Go to an Asian market and get an ear pick. Best feeling in the world, especially if you haven't swabbed in a while.






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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 05, 2010 04:25PM

I was waiting for them to use the wax in some stir fry or hot pot.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: November 05, 2010 04:25PM

wow, that is a loooooong video of some intense ear cleaning. I almost spurte...oops, nevermind I did.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Ouch ouch ouch ()
Date: November 05, 2010 04:51PM

Yikes!

Those are some LONG tools! Lol!

Sure they're not Egyptian mummification helpers?

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 05, 2010 06:41PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Find it as enjoyable as I do to stick a Q tip deep
> inside your ear and root around for ear treasure?

i do enjoy a nice eargasm now and again. it gives me the same feeling i'd get when climbing a tree and doing pullups on the bars in gymclass and . .

> Doing it here at work now and hopefully my
> secretary doesn't walk by my door (I haven't
> bothered to close it...).

this is strange to me. i consider myself to be an exhibitionist,
but i do that when i'm all alone.

yeefuckinghaw



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/05/2010 06:43PM by themuse.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 23, 2011 02:16AM

Went to a Japanese store and got a bamboo ear spoon. Oh man, the eargasm is so intense.



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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 23, 2011 02:18AM

I put a few thing in my earo sometime./

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: October 23, 2011 08:19AM

I love having my ears penetrated almost as much as my vag.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: Best thing ()
Date: October 23, 2011 03:35PM

Liquid stool softener works best to get all the wax.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 18, 2012 10:57PM



Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2012 09:17PM



Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Does anyone else
Posted by: enjoy ()
Date: May 24, 2012 09:24PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I love having my ears penetrated almost as much as
> my vag.


...then eesh and his penis are your man!

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