I think I saw him handing out those "Girls Direct" cards on the Vegas strip.
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Kenny_Powers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i stopped reading after your first sentence. > Ofcoarse they fucking changed the grading scale. > They didnt lower the bar, they made the bar even > for us with the rest of the nation. Someone that > graduates here with a 3.7 is looked at the same as > someone who graduates in california with a 3.7, &g
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Is your Lexus a '92 or a '93, and does it have a really crappy tint job?
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What? No mention of Dr. Dasgupta or Dr. Rangarajan?
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britdrnva Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I highly doubt that if two lovebirds are at it > (providing you're not at it with a kid, dead body, > or animal), a policeman is going to put you in the > dock. Unless it's obviously done in such a way as > others can easily see then I don't think anything > would happen except be told as I was, to mov
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The Caps got out-hustled the entire penguins series. Seems like every time a loose puck was bouncing around, a penguin outraced a Cap to get it. Happened over and over and over. How do you teach hustle?
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Vince(1) Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > John Coyote Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > VinKe(1), didn't you say your wife is a teacher? > > > That would make you an adult (although one > can't > > be too certain in this current culture of > > teacher-pupil love). > > > > S
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VinKe(1), didn't you say your wife is a teacher? That would make you an adult (although one can't be too certain in this current culture of teacher-pupil love). So, you are so preoccupied with Gravis that you are compelled to start a post on a message board calling him a dick. You have nothing else going on in your little world (ie. finances, your marriage, job, your home, kids, car issues,
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Joe Benenati was discussing this morning on the Junkies that OV has had a groin injury for weeks. These things can nag for months, and in many cases require surgery to correct. Not making excuses, just sayin'....
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1/10. Do better next time.
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I miss ol' Kevin "The Killer" Kaminski. Dude was not afraid to throw down with guys who had 50 lbs on him.
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Make sure you get a special protective screen at Home Depot or Lowes to keep those pesky things out of your yard. Sold under the brand name CockBlocker.
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Fan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Losers. Listen or turn it off. I DID turn it off about 8 months ago after listening to D&M for 12 years. I'm surprised this thread has gone on this long. Having said that, it is more entertaining than the show. Is Buzz still around? Old guy's lungs sounded sounded as clogged and bloated as his colon was.
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Carolina A. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > just because Darwin has had a past > juvenile record doesn't give the police to say he > was the one who did it.! that's bullshit.! Dickwin was arrested because of witness testimony or physical evidence > newho... the police should really have proof that > he was the one who did it. The jury will dete
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The problem with this whole inspection-system is that the inspections stations have a conflict of interest. They can, and will, fail you for stupid crap like your cracked fog light, or (my favorite) a slight tear in a wiper blade. They will then charge you a huge premium to fix these minor issues, thereby making a fat profit.
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Why the hell would VSP need a giant, gas guzzling, $40,000 SUV to inspect trucks??? Make them drive a freakin' Impala or something.
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You don't do this kinda shit in Farifax county. "Plead Guilty" County maybe, but not here.
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Is it Sweetwood? Every now and then a piece of Sweetwood will end up in my yard. You should cut off a one pound chuck, then marinate it for 1 week in soy sauce and maple sugar. Boil it for 15 minutes, add salt and pepper, and enjoy!
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NBC4.com used to be one of my go-to daily sites, until they changed it. I used to go there to get local news, but now the local news is buried somewhere, and instead the headlines are about Lindsay Lohan, etc. WTF? Did TMZ buy the address?
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TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tarzan Wrote: > >> I really miss elephant meat. Does anybody know > where I can buy some? > > > Ringling Brothers used to own a deli in Tysons > Corner called Ringmasters... not sure if it's > still there, but you might want to give them a > call to see if they serve elephant-meat subs. &
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Doug? Why didn't you tell me you were HIV positive???
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How about Winterthur apartments in Reston? They should put up a fence surrounding the whole compex and call it a penitentiary. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/cgi-bin/arrestsearch.cgi?field1=&field2=&field3=&field4=&field5=&field6=Winterthur&field7=&field8=Reston&field9=&field10=&field11=&submit=search
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The Junkies Wrote: > > Cakes: She got me sized. It's "psyched," but most of the 'inner-city' folks couldn't pronounce it properly. Instead, it sounds like "sized" when they talk. Crap, it's sad I know this. It's a show. Butt trifling. I'm bitter and distraught. Don't be Rick.
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Deamon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Now as > a great American once said, "Can't we all get > along". By the way RESton Peace, that's the > correct way to in employ quotation marks. FAIL, douchebag. It should read, "Can't we all get along?" That's a question mark, and it's also in FRONT of the quotation mark.
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Who in the hell parties in a sewer? Even more bizarre is the fact that these guys were between 30 and 50. It's not like they were hiding from mom and dad. Don't they have houses? I'll bet that was a shitty party. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Police-Called-to-Sewer-Party.html (Sorry, I just found where someone had already mentioned this).
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What started off as a blunt climatological observation about recent weather trends has rapidly deteriorated into a vile discussion of detachable male genitalia. Funny in eighth grade, and funny today!
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Ziploc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So what size baggie did you use? the snack size? Nope, 1 gallon freezer bag. And that's with shrinkage. I guess the Little Coyote ain't so little?
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I bundled up and went for an early run. The "Little Coyote" literally started freezing (no joke), so I had to bag it and return early. P.S. Never run hot water on your frozen Coyote! OMFG that hurt.
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Damn, Vince, I'll be you're a lot of fun to hang out with. Just kidding. LOLZ.
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KeepOnTruckin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > missing ingredient? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I can't believe nobody's thought to ask this > > question: > > > > Is the alleged victim a female and, if so, also > > hot? > > > You = reading fail > > Have someone read
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