WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Truth is Don works for a real radio station in a real market


Just NOT a top 20 market.

Don is on TV.

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Don is on TV.


He is online too.

King of all media!

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WOOOO WHOOO!!!!!
>
>
> Not really. Sacramento still pays a shit more than
> both of Mike's gigs combined. Truth is Don works
> for a real radio station in a real market making
> real money. Mike is getting paid "janitors' wages"
> and is about to lose his day job.

But he is still stuck in a shithole, which was their point. It is not a top 20 market for radio.

That pretty much the end of the story. No one is saying Mike makes more money. Most people don't care because both are hack morning zoo guys who are no longer relevant.

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> King of all media!

King of all media (in Sacramento)!

O'Meara = King of all media (in one square block in Manassas).

ChadIsFat Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WOOOO WHOOO!!!!!
> >
> >
> > Not really. Sacramento still pays a shit more
> than
> > both of Mike's gigs combined. Truth is Don
> works
> > for a real radio station in a real market
> making
> > real money. Mike is getting paid "janitors'
> wages"
> > and is about to lose his day job.
>
> But he is still stuck in a shithole, which was
> their point. It is not a top 20 market for
> radio.
>
> That pretty much the end of the story. No one is
> saying Mike makes more money. Most people don't
> care because both are hack morning zoo guys who
> are no longer relevant.

Exactly. It really is sad to see how far they have fallen. It is as pathetic as Brett Favre's next comeback attempt.

Thanks WTL for the coining: "FattyShack 2"

Made me spit-take coffee, had to change shirt but laugh was well worth it.

Did anyone take note of Mikes' nose on Monday?
Something happened at TBD, Mike either fell when drunk or got into a fight drunk, they will not speak of it other than hints.

Anyone have any info?

well adjusted Wrote:
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> Thanks WTL for the coining: "FattyShack 2"
>
> Made me spit-take coffee, had to change shirt but
> laugh was well worth it.
>
> Did anyone take note of Mikes' nose on Monday?
> Something happened at TBD, Mike either fell when
> drunk or got into a fight drunk, they will not
> speak of it other than hints.
>
> Anyone have any info?


I dunno but me thinks it was a drunk fight. He made mention that he went on an apology tour.

Uncle Tom McEwen Wrote:
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>
>
> I dunno but me thinks it was a drunk fight. He
> made mention that he went on an apology tour.


Did he do it during FattyShack II? I sure hope so!

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Man, a drunk LFF trying to fight . . . probably looked like Jabba the Hutt trying to tap-dance.

Happened at the end of the world party.

BTW someone thought I was the fat black young man in the photo on page 120 of this glorious thread. But that was Jabari Brown one of the intern of the failcast and one of the host of that Omearican weekly crap.

You know how everyone has at least one "worst date ever" story? I have a feeling this event will be this girl's "worst date ever," being surrounded by a bunch of fat old men and a clearly clueless dumbass of a date in the middle of BFE, Virginia for a sparsely attended golf tournament organized by some no-name failcast...



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Laughing wrote:
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LFF giving up drinking?

I listened to the podcast yesterday. It seems Mike got roaring drunk at the Big D after party. So he made an announcement that he's giving up drinking.

And we all know how long that will last.

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> Mike got roaring drunk at the Big D after party.

Holy crap, that must have taken a metric shitload of liquor given his body weight.

Ut videam Wrote:
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> Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> -----
> > Mike got roaring drunk at the Big D after party.
>
>
> Holy crap, that must have taken a metric shitload
> of liquor given his body weight.

He was drinking all day. The end of the world party went on well after the big duff. Plus, I heard he mixed beer and the hard stuff.

Hay guise... I've been out of the loop for a while... What is CAT 2011?

Sounds amazing...

Signatures are for fags

Ut videam wrote:
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Holy crap, that must have taken a metric shitload of liquor given his body weight.

I'm betting the bar had to re-stock their inventory the next day.

Mike must've acted like an ass. He admitted there was some "bad behavior" but didn't want to go into details. He also said he and Carla had a talk about it (she must've read him the riot act), and he decided to give up drinking.

But asking Mike to give up drinking is like asking a fish to give up living in the water. Not gonna happen.

Unless he's getting some professional help, he has NO chance. I have (almost) zero sympathy for the LFF, but his career is NOT going well, and you have to think the booze gets him through some of that.

Laughing Wrote:
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> Unless he's getting some professional help, he has
> NO chance. I have (almost) zero sympathy for the
> LFF, but his career is NOT going well, and you
> have to think the booze gets him through some of
> that.

The booze is probably part of the problem. I wonder if Carla gave Mike an ultimatum? She might be looking for a good excuse to pull the plug on the failcast/marriage. Not that she doesn't have good reasons to already.

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Sounds like is a binge drinker who uses being wasted as an excuse to lash out at people for his own shortcomings. Hopefully somebody gives him an ultimatum, but it seems unlikely since nearly everyone who surrounds him is a sycophantic mooch.

Yabels Wrote:
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> Sounds like is a binge drinker who uses being
> wasted as an excuse to lash out at people for his
> own shortcomings. Hopefully somebody gives him an
> ultimatum, but it seems unlikely since nearly
> everyone who surrounds him is a sycophantic mooch.


I think everyone around him contributes to the problem.

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You guys are STILL HERE???

How far do I have to scroll back to find the part about how Donni G. was attacked by a member of crappy '80s rock band ("Sacramento's own") TESLA?

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?2,89342,574529,page=118#msg-574529

Just read it last night...

It appears it was all over a reference about one of the Tesla dudes looking like Garth...

jeffeff Wrote:
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> You guys are STILL HERE???
>
> How far do I have to scroll back to find the part
> about how Donni G. was attacked by a member of
> crappy '80s rock band ("Sacramento's own") TESLA?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?2
> ,89342,574529,page=118#msg-574529
>
> Just read it last night...
>
> It appears it was all over a reference about one
> of the Tesla dudes looking like Garth...
>
> jeffeff Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys are STILL HERE???
> >
> > How far do I have to scroll back to find the
> part
> > about how Donni G. was attacked by a member of
> > crappy '80s rock band ("Sacramento's own")
> TESLA?


The funniest thing is that it is a crappy 80s band and they STILL had more sway and relevance than Donnie G. No one gives a shit about a morning zoo has-been.

ChadIsFat Wrote:
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> The funniest thing is that it is a crappy 80s band
> and they STILL had more sway and relevance than
> Donnie G.

What? How do you mean?

> No one gives a shit about a morning zoo
> has-been.

Well, that just isn't true...

Signatures are for fags

SINCE IT SEEMS THAT SOCIETY IS NOW TELLING ME THAT I CAN'T SAY FAGGOT ANYMORE,
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS A CUNT LOVING NIGGER FAGGOT! DON & MIKE TOO! BUZZ IS BI AND ROB IS JUST A WHORE!!

Carla HAD to have known Mike was a fairly serious alcoholic when she met (and married) him. This bender must have been pretty damn bad for her to put her foot down like that.

By the way, I give him six days before he picks up the Jameson's again.

So, what did Mike do? Listen to monday's show and it's obvious he pulled some major drunk antics, which he is too ashamed to revile. Oh, Mike also quit drinking.

Too ashamed? Or can't remember a bloody thing?

Don's show is really getting boring.

I've listened to the 3pm hour(Pacific time) the last two days and have found it lacking any kind of entertainment value. Yesterday at that time him & Dave were talking to some gay guy that works at the station and asking him all kinds of sexual questions, and then today was vagina talk from Cosmo magazine and the repeated use of the word "cun" in sentences followed by plenty of awkward giggling.

I'm not some kind of prude, but these guys talk about penises and vaginas a little way too much. To the point where it gets boring. It's painfully obvious there is a major lack of show-prep on Don's broadcast, and I think it's hurting him. Also hearing the same damn cut of Grant Napear laughing and saying 'oh my god' followed by an ancient CBS Radiooooooo bumper over a hundred times a day gets more than fucking annoying.

The really shitty part is that I know Don can put together a better show, but it just seems like he's "phoning it in" these days. Lame.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ... Wrote:
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> Don's show is really getting boring.
>


That's what happens when you have to fill 4 hours... I enjoy listening to Don's new show but there is usually about an hours worth that I just have to skip over. He'll get on something that is funny for a few minutes and then just beat it to death for half an hour (the god/satan voice comes readily to mind).

Don's the clear winner when it comes to stand alone talent, but it just doesn't hold a candle to the old show.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ... Wrote:
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> Don's show is really getting boring.

I disagree... I think it's getting better...

>
> I've listened to the 3pm hour(Pacific time) the
> last two days and have found it lacking any kind
> of entertainment value. Yesterday at that time
> him & Dave were talking to some gay guy that works
> at the station and asking him all kinds of sexual
> questions,

It's not some "gay guy"... it's LaRoy... and he doesn't work at the station... He's Don's liaison to the gay community... He comes on monthly and talks about his gay lifestyle...

> and then today was vagina talk from
> Cosmo magazine and the repeated use of the word
> "cun" in sentences followed by plenty of awkward
> giggling.

Yeah... the only thing I have to say about that is that the "gag" started earlier in the broadcast and they kept running with it... It did get a little tired... but that's part of the charm...
>
> I'm not some kind of prude, but these guys talk
> about penises and vaginas a little way too much.
> To the point where it gets boring. It's painfully
> obvious there is a major lack of show-prep on
> Don's broadcast, and I think it's hurting him.

I tend to agree that there is a lack of show prep... Don always calls his producer out on it... I think Don makes the best of it, though...

Besides, what kind of show prep would you like? Would you like for them to interview some book author every day? Is that the kind of show prep you like?

I love when they don't have anything to do but dick around... taking phone calls and clowning on the callers.... if they don't want to take a break at that very minute, they'll keep going...

That's the stuff that the Mike O'Meara show was sorely lacking... They were on such a rigid schedule... the whole thing felt so forced...

> Also hearing the same damn cut of Grant Napear
> laughing and saying 'oh my god' followed by an
> ancient CBS Radiooooooo bumper over a hundred
> times a day gets more than fucking annoying.

It just doesn't bother me... Every time he plays the CBS Radio bump, I smile...
>
> The really shitty part is that I know Don can put
> together a better show, but it just seems like
> he's "phoning it in" these days. Lame.

He can put on a different show... but he's choosing to run with this style for now...

If you've been listening for any amount of time (which I doubt, since you don't even know who LaRoy is), then you'll know that this month's show is way different than the show he was putting out even 2 months ago... I'm not saying that he made a huge drastic change recently... I'm saying that the show is constantly evolving...

If you don't like it now, give it some time...

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> ChadIsFat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The funniest thing is that it is a crappy 80s
> band
> > and they STILL had more sway and relevance than
> > Donnie G.
>
> What? How do you mean?
>
> > No one gives a shit about a morning zoo
> > has-been.
>
> Well, that just isn't true...


I'm sorry you care about your 80s morning zoo DJs. I did not mean to offend you. 99% of the world doesn't give a crap about them and they are irrelevant in current comedy culture. That's why the biggest thing people can throw out is that Don is doing fairly well in a market almost out of the top 30 in the US in a dying medium of talk radio. Mike is on an awful morning show and has a terrible podcast. If people here stopped listening to it, it might actually go away.

Neither of these guys are funny at all unless you are 8 and/or mentally retarded.

>>I'm not some kind of prude, but these guys talk about penises and vaginas a little way too much.

Don't you know, that's cutting edge humor if we were all living in 1986.



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Mike professed that he was giving up drinking on the K&M show yesterday. In addition he did hint that it involved some guy he was very rude to. Also Rob made mention of broken glass on the Failcast.

Uncle Tom McEwen Wrote:
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> Mike professed that he was giving up drinking on
> the K&M show yesterday. In addition he did hint
> that it involved some guy he was very rude to.
> Also Rob made mention of broken glass on the
> Failcast.


Probably a Big Dump participant wanting his money back.

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ChadIsFat Wrote:
> I'm sorry you care about your 80s morning zoo DJs.
> I did not mean to offend you. 99% of the world
> doesn't give a crap about them and they are
> irrelevant in current comedy culture. That's why
> the biggest thing people can throw out is that Don
> is doing fairly well in a market almost out of the
> top 30 in the US in a dying medium of talk radio.
> Mike is on an awful morning show and has a
> terrible podcast. If people here stopped
> listening to it, it might actually go away.
>
> Neither of these guys are funny at all unless you
> are 8 and/or mentally retarded.

I agree with this. I watched that movie "Anvil: The Story of Anvil" and it really reminds me of morning zoo DJs like Mike (and Don as well): has-beens or barely-weres who still operate under the delusion that their brand of entertainment is still relevant and popular, and that it has the potential to rise back to prominance. But, just like like the late 80's thrash metal scene, the era of the highly-paid morning zoo, "hot-talk/guy-talk" format is all but dead, and if it still exists, it only exists on small-market, AM stations. Syndication of these shows is even rarer.

"But we in it shall be remembered. We happy few, we band of brothers", we of The Mike O'Meara Show Thread are on the side of Charles Darwin. The natural selection of evolving entertainment will eventually validate the 121 pages accumulated here as of today.

Thank you.

That's funny that you bring up Anvil. In the movie, the wife of Steve "Lips" Kudlow has her shit together yet supports the wanderlust of her dreamer of a husband (sounds like Don). Robb Reiner's wife (ex-wife?), on the other hand, seems angry and bitter that the glory days are past and that her husband seems aimless and unsuccessful (sounds like Mike).

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It had to happen, these two will find each other. Salahi and O'Meara....

http://www.nbcwashington.com/the-scene/events/Michale-Salahis-Latest-Gig-Bikini-Contest-Judge-122588374.html

Don can run a gag into the ground, which is why you have to listen to the show everyday to see what sticks to the wall.
The critiques of Don G are interesting...being as this thread is devoted to Mike.
What is he doing on the radio that is at least interesting?!?
I'll take Don's show any day.
And Howard is still the same as well I still like him too.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> ZZZZZZZZZZZ... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don's show is really getting boring.
>
> I disagree... I think it's getting better...
>
> >
> > I've listened to the 3pm hour(Pacific time) the
> > last two days and have found it lacking any
> kind
> > of entertainment value. Yesterday at that time
> > him & Dave were talking to some gay guy that
> works
> > at the station and asking him all kinds of
> sexual
> > questions,
>
> It's not some "gay guy"... it's LaRoy... and he
> doesn't work at the station... He's Don's liaison
> to the gay community... He comes on monthly and
> talks about his gay lifestyle...
>
> > and then today was vagina talk from
> > Cosmo magazine and the repeated use of the word
> > "cun" in sentences followed by plenty of
> awkward
> > giggling.
>
> Yeah... the only thing I have to say about that is
> that the "gag" started earlier in the broadcast
> and they kept running with it... It did get a
> little tired... but that's part of the charm...
> >
> > I'm not some kind of prude, but these guys talk
> > about penises and vaginas a little way too much.
>
> > To the point where it gets boring. It's
> painfully
> > obvious there is a major lack of show-prep on
> > Don's broadcast, and I think it's hurting him.
>
> I tend to agree that there is a lack of show
> prep... Don always calls his producer out on it...
> I think Don makes the best of it, though...
>
> Besides, what kind of show prep would you like?
> Would you like for them to interview some book
> author every day? Is that the kind of show prep
> you like?
>
> I love when they don't have anything to do but
> dick around... taking phone calls and clowning on
> the callers.... if they don't want to take a break
> at that very minute, they'll keep going...
>
> That's the stuff that the Mike O'Meara show was
> sorely lacking... They were on such a rigid
> schedule... the whole thing felt so forced...
>
> > Also hearing the same damn cut of Grant Napear
> > laughing and saying 'oh my god' followed by an
> > ancient CBS Radiooooooo bumper over a hundred
> > times a day gets more than fucking annoying.
>
> It just doesn't bother me... Every time he plays
> the CBS Radio bump, I smile...
> >
> > The really shitty part is that I know Don can
> put
> > together a better show, but it just seems like
> > he's "phoning it in" these days. Lame.
>
> He can put on a different show... but he's
> choosing to run with this style for now...
>
> If you've been listening for any amount of time
> (which I doubt, since you don't even know who
> LaRoy is), then you'll know that this month's show
> is way different than the show he was putting out
> even 2 months ago... I'm not saying that he made a
> huge drastic change recently... I'm saying that
> the show is constantly evolving...
>
> If you don't like it now, give it some time...


Totally agree with the "rigid schedule" point. One of the big turnoffs of TMOS for me is that if they are talking about anything remotely interesting (Oscar's antics mainly), they couldn't talk about it for more than about 20 minutes because Rob(b)'s audio vault (old youtube clips or dialog from "talkies") took precedence.

One of the best parts of talk radio is when the show goes off the rails. Some of my favorite moments from the old BOAD show were when they played games, prize pigs would ruin them, and Chad would then go postal for 20 minutes and play the Gladiator music. That's entertainment

transplant Wrote:> One of the best parts of talk radio is when the
> show goes off the rails. Some of my favorite
> moments from the old BOAD show were when they
> played games, prize pigs would ruin them, and Chad
> would then go postal for 20 minutes and play the
> Gladiator music. That's entertainment


Damn straight.

According to this site Sca-town is top 20

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GeeUgITvXoUJ:www.newsgeneration.com/radio_resources/markets.htm+top+20+radio+markets&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

Interesting, TheNorthman. It says it's compiled from Arbitron, but it uses Nielsen's (trademarked) DMA designation. Arbitron's own site has the Sacramento Market at 27.

http://www.arbitron.com/home/mm001050.asp

27

arbitron is the recognized go to in radio rankings.

Sacramento, Ca#27
1.8 million people

THAT IS NOT A SMALL MARKET

What Nielsen takes into account that Arbitron doesn't is the surrounding areas. Smaller towns and counties, that are literally within 10, 20, 30 miles from the city limits, are counted as the "Sacramento" market for television and are seperated out for radio.

KHTK reaches from Redding down to the Fresno area, and has many listeners in the SF Bay area. None of these are not counted by Arbitron.

Still, 20th or 27th, Sacramento is a good city with awesome weather and legalized weed.

So what happens when Mike sees that BOAD sold out a live Podcast in a few hours.

Will he attempt to book Jammin Java??

If so, when he only sells 10 tickets, what happens?

The live appearances are really the saddest things. He did that bike ride right off the bat at JFK and got a small but reasonable-sized crowd if I remember right, and attendance for events went down drastically after that until this golf thing. This guy used to draw huge crowds for the D&M live shows. Now it's over. He doesn't seem able to accept it though. It's like he thinks the next one will be the big one, not some sad attempt to relive former glory.

It was particularly sad when no one showed for his second bike ride and he blamed it on the rain and they all just went to a bar and just sat around and drank, wearing all their biker gear and MOM stuff.

I really feel for Mike sometimes. To bad he seems like such an ass.

Ut videam Wrote:
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> Interesting, TheNorthman. It says it's compiled
> from Arbitron, but it uses Nielsen's (trademarked)
> DMA designation. Arbitron's own site has the
> Sacramento Market at 27.


Yeah I guess your right then. I don't know a whole lot about this kind of thing.

Either way Don is much better off than Mike right now in my opinion.

Let's see if Mike can really last even a week with out the booze now and maybe he will be able to get his shit together but I doubt it very much.

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> The live appearances are really the saddest
> things. He did that bike ride right off the bat at
> JFK and got a small but reasonable-sized crowd if
> I remember right, and attendance for events went
> down drastically after that until this golf thing.
> This guy used to draw huge crowds for the D&M live
> shows. Now it's over. He doesn't seem able to
> accept it though. It's like he thinks the next one
> will be the big one, not some sad attempt to
> relive former glory.
>
> It was particularly sad when no one showed for his
> second bike ride and he blamed it on the rain and
> they all just went to a bar and just sat around
> and drank, wearing all their biker gear and MOM
> stuff.
>
> I really feel for Mike sometimes. To bad he seems
> like such an ass.

BOAD's fanbase is 20-somethings who like MMA. They have nothing better to do than go to a BOAD event because they have no girlfriends.

Mike's fans are old and have families and day jobs. It's hard enough for them to drive to fucking Herndon for a SuperBowl show in a blizzard.

But Mike compounds the problem by making his few fans jump through so many fucking hoops. It's not enough to do something at a bar in Fairfax City one night. No, it's got to be a fucking motorcycle rally to a Hooters in Fredericksburg or a golf tournament in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Truth is Mike and his "brain trust" have no fucking common sense.

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That's a good point. His appearances do tend to be what amount to a huge pain-in-the-ass to anyone that may even want to attend. And on top of that what was it to play golf in this thing, $100?

If Mike wants to draw at an appearence he needs to bring a guest star with him,,,

Something like,,,"Mike O'Meara appearing at KFC in Woodbridge with,,,SHAKIRA!"

I can't believe that Rob is such a loser that his wife only allows him $80 of her paycheck to spend a month. What type of loser gets an $80 allowance from their wife? He couldn't even afford to go to his own golf event if he had to pay. I guess Rob speaking into a Mr. Microphone that he bought at Guitar Center for a couple hundred strangers on the internet is more important than supporting his family with a stable job.

R.R. Wrote:
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> I can't believe that Rob is such a loser that his
> wife only allows him $80 of her paycheck to spend
> a month. What type of loser gets an $80 allowance
> from their wife? He couldn't even afford to go to
> his own golf event if he had to pay. I guess Rob
> speaking into a Mr. Microphone that he bought at
> Guitar Center for a couple hundred strangers on
> the internet is more important than supporting his
> family with a stable job.

Let me tighten that up for you:

"Rob is such a loser."

Fixed.

Grendel Wrote:
>
> Let me tighten that up for you:
>
> "Rob is such a loser."
>
> Fixed.


Let me fix that for YOU:

"Rob(b) is such a loser."

Fixed.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> But Mike compounds the problem by making his few
> fans jump through so many fucking hoops. It's not
> enough to do something at a bar in Fairfax City
> one night. No, it's got to be a fucking motorcycle
> rally to a Hooters in Fredericksburg or a golf
> tournament in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>

True, but O'Meara is all about O'Meara, he's hooked up with the golf course and probably plays there for free (see attached picture from the Cameron Hills website), so what does he care - to him a rube is a rube.

On the other hand, I figured that the so-so golf course O'Meara chose for FattyShackII is 76.4 miles from my old house in Alexandria. Even if I adored O'Meara, I'd be an idiot to pay a premium event rate and drive 150 miles round trip to play golf at that golf course.

On the other, other hand, in retrospect it would have been a hoot to be at the after party and see O'Meara expose his angry, drunken self - but I wouldn't want to spend four or five hours at some shitty Hooters for five minutes of entertainment.
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I've trolled this forum long enough, remembered I made this login a while ago, and have questions/comments:

1. LFF means? I can't find it's origins.

2. This is my favorite forum post of all time, regardless of topic. And I'm into some weird shit.

3. My thoughts: MoM is my 2nd "radio-show", only behind Stern who is untouchable. I think MoM would blow horribly without Oscar, but Oscar by himself blows. I don't like Chad either.

4. Junkies blow so bad; worse radio show ever. I used to like them, but they make me angry listening to them now. I can't listen to them. Where is the "I hate the Junkies" post?

5. As a point of reference I'm 31 years old.

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> 5. As a point of reference I'm 31 years old.

And never been laid heeeeyoooooooo.

ba zing

mr deez got trolled Wrote:
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> ba zing


And brought this thread to a screeeeching halt.

MikeT Wrote:
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> So what happens when Mike sees that BOAD sold out
> a live Podcast in a few hours.
>
> Will he attempt to book Jammin Java??
>
> If so, when he only sells 10 tickets, what
> happens?


Don't you remember? The only reason Big O and Dukes is successful is because Mike gave them his blessing. That's why they won the pointless Facebook poll.

Speaking of Chad and Oscar, I loved BO&D when they were on JFK, and their podcast was funny for a while. Now, though, all they seem to do is talk about what's happening with their annoying, nicknamed hangers on. I don't care if "Dan Creasey" went on a date with a black chick and didn't get any, or if "Sven Lloyd" enjoys sucking cock and not paying his credit card bills. That's just boring to listen to.

We are coming up on the 1 week anniversary of FattyShack II. Let me see if I can reconstruct the day.

1. MOM, bitter at having to do the event in the first place, rolls his fat ass out of bed for a Limo ride (most likely costing several hundred $$$) to a golf course in the middle if nowhere.

2. MOM is subsequently shocked when the 40-some people who are supposed to be there turn out to be 10.

3. MOM and the course turn out to be a miserable, boring and expensive experience for all.

4. Everyone then goes to a Hooters in BFE, where Mike proceeds to get drunk and belligerent with someone while whoever is left of those 10 fans get a frontrow view.

5. A lot if this is assumption on my part, but has there been any evidence to the contrary?

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> We are coming up on the 1 week anniversary of
> FattyShack II. Let me see if I can reconstruct the
> day.
>
> 1. MOM, bitter at having to do the event in the
> first place, rolls his fat ass out of bed for a
> Limo ride (most likely costing several hundred
> $$$) to a golf course in the middle if nowhere.


Just one more thing.....

There is no way LFF has the fundage to afford the limo ride. He probably drove his own car to within a mile of the golf course and had the limo pick him up on a side road, giving the illusion that he took the limo the whole way there.

There's some guy on dcrtv claiming that the event was sold out, and that many people showed up just to watch, and that the party that night was packed. I guess all those people were invisible in the pictures . . .

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> There's some guy on dcrtv claiming that the event
> was sold out, and that many people showed up just
> to watch, and that the party that night was
> packed. I guess all those people were invisible
> in the pictures . . .


some guy = Rob(b)

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Lt. Columbo Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > We are coming up on the 1 week anniversary of
> > FattyShack II. Let me see if I can reconstruct
> the
> > day.
> >
> > 1. MOM, bitter at having to do the event in the
> > first place, rolls his fat ass out of bed for a
> > Limo ride (most likely costing several hundred
> > $$$) to a golf course in the middle if nowhere.
>
>
>
> Just one more thing.....
>
> There is no way LFF has the fundage to afford the
> limo ride. He probably drove his own car to
> within a mile of the golf course and had the limo
> pick him up on a side road, giving the illusion
> that he took the limo the whole way there.
>


Actually, putting a 150 mile limo ride on a nearly maxed out credit card is EXACTLY what I would expect LFF to do.

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> There's some guy on dcrtv claiming that the event
> was sold out, and that many people showed up just
> to watch, and that the party that night was
> packed. I guess all those people were invisible
> in the pictures . . .


Oh, yeah. "OOBBEE" is definitely an MOM homer of some type. No way some "fan" would be jumping on DCRTV a spamming it with such bullshit.

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What's really great is that OOBBEE (or whoever that is) is all puffed up because he claims they sold out a golf outing with 72 spots . . . really, 72.

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> that is) is all puffed up because he claims they
> sold out a golf outing with 72 spots . . . really,
> 72.


And MOM is so excited about it that they didn't take photos or really talk much about the event after the fact (all photos on Facebook were from fans). It's obvious FattyShack II lived up to its namesake.

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The Poseidon Adventure of promotions . . . and podcasts . . . and radio.

obligatory psycho picture
second picture that is Kirk ain't it and what does the expression on his face mean?
btws dude in white t-shirt what is he doing exactly? and gal,number 12, brown hair with arms up in air, well as woody allen use to say i'd gladly bear her children
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Is that a scar on her stomach? Blech!



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Nice bolt-ons, too. The skin in her cleavage is approaching its structural limits.

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Damn. It looks like that really is a scar and not just the way the pic was took.

She looks bat-shit-crazy here too!!
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> was sold out, and that many people showed up just
> to watch, and that the party that night was
> packed. I guess all those people were invisible
> in the pictures . . .


First off Mike O’Meara is a radio LEGEND, as far as I’m concerned. I’m from Iowa and Mr. O’Meara has been a radio GOD to us for about 15 years now.After losing his job at CBS (in a brutal layout), Mike took his co-horts Robb Spewak and Buzz Burbank along with him into the world of Internet Radio. Add a little latin flavor with Oscar Santa Ana, and you have a solid hour of 4 dudes just shooting the shit.

A legend in his own mind.

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> Damn. It looks like that really is a scar and not
> just the way the pic was took.
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> She looks bat-shit-crazy here too!!


As far as I can tell, there's no cosmetic reason for that scar to be where it is. And it's certainly nowhere near the appendix. There must be a story there.

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> After losing his job at CBS (in a brutal
> layout), Mike took his co-horts Robb Spewak and
> Buzz Burbank along with him into the world of
> Internet Radio.

What's a LAYOUT? How do you loose your job in a layout???

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Who is Oscar Santa Ana??

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> you have a solid hour of 4 dudes just shooting the shit.

That's about right.

With the laziest, most arrogant, least interesting and fattest (although Rob(b) may have this one) of them doing 75%+ of the talking.

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> As far as I can tell, there's no cosmetic reason
> for that scar to be where it is. And it's
> certainly nowhere near the appendix. There must be
> a story there.

Something higher up? Ruptured spleen? Gallbladder?

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> > for that scar to be where it is. And it's
> > certainly nowhere near the appendix. There must
> be
> > a story there.
>
> Something higher up? Ruptured spleen? Gallbladder?


Geez. She's really young for that. And that's a big honkin' scar for a gallbladder. You might be right about the spleen, though.

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That scar probably came from Oscar throwing a smashed-up iPad at her. lol

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I’m from Iowa


Oh you're just bored anyways.

Edit: Or on meth.



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Dayum...Kara gots the crazy Fergie eyes in that one picture

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> First off Mike O’Meara is a radio LEGEND, as far
> as I’m concerned. I’m from Iowa Grant Avenue in Manassas and Mr.
> O’Meara has been a radio GOD to us for about 15
> years now.After losing his job at CBS (in a brutal
> layout), Mike took his co-horts Robb Spewak and
> Buzz Burbank along with him into the world of
> Internet Radio. Add a little latin flavor with
> Oscar Santa Ana, and you have a solid hour of 4
> dudes just shooting the shit.

Fixed that for ya. You're welcome.

Ut videam Wrote:
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> getAlife Wrote:
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> > First off Mike O’Meara is a radio LEGEND, as
> far
> > as I’m concerned. I’m from Iowa Grant
> Avenue in Manassas and Mr.
> > O’Meara has been a radio GOD to us for about
> 15
> > years now.After losing his job at CBS (in a
> brutal
> > layout), Mike took his co-horts Robb Spewak and
> > Buzz Burbank along with him into the world of
> > Internet Radio. Add a little latin flavor with
> > Oscar Santa Ana, and you have a solid hour of 4
> > dudes just shooting the shit.
>
> Fixed that for ya. You're welcome.

Maybe LFF should uproot his whole . . . let's call it an "empire" . . . to Iowa. Fat loser ex-deejay moves to Iowa? I smell SITCOM!

Oh, man, can you imagine the LFF and Rob(b) becoming the Harden & Weaver of Iowa City? With each passing year, they'd rumble behind the mikes, slowly growing fatter and fatter . . . live remotes from the feed & grain store!

So in about a month Mike will be celebrating his one year anniversary with The Edge. I wonder how the station will recognize his accomplishment of driving the morning drive show from 17th place to cementing it in 23rd place.

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Can someone please somehow keep Kara Hotmess germane? Make sumthin up, I dun care.

How many times do you think Rob(b) has rubbed one out to thoughts of this?


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She actually looks kind of dirty in that nopi chic photo. She needs a bath. Maybe her eye is twitching from the pungent ass rot smell.

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> Damn. It looks like that really is a scar and not
> just the way the pic was took.
>
> She looks bat-shit-crazy here too!!

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> How many times do you think Rob(b) has rubbed one
> out to thoughts of this?
>


Nice job, WTL. Looking at that montage, how could Oscar not know that he was dating an attention & fame whore who would clearly cheat on him with the next "big thing": and in the low-rent entertainment hierarchy it clearly states:

TNA wrestler > Unemployed DJ

Because Oscar is a fucking idiot.

He's also a queen who tries to grand stand every where he goes. I've seen him out a few times and he's dropped plenty of very loud DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM bombs on bartenders, etc. Lot's of citing BOAD and TMOM show.

He's kind of an ass himself and I'm glad she fucked around all the time on him. I can also see how he's so fucking stupid and self absorbed that he couldn't see it.



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> I've seen him out a few times and
> he's dropped plenty of very loud DO YOU KNOW WHO I
> AM bombs on bartenders, etc. Lot's of citing BOAD
> and TMOM show.

Damn that's kind of sad if it's true. Oscar is out bragging about being 4th most important person on a shitty podcast????

At least BOAD is his own creation but as of now it really isn't much to brag about as it will soon be two years since they were last on terrestrial radio.

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>TNA wrestler > Unemployed DJ

Maybe in Oscar's mind, Kara's cheating on him, highlighted his own relately low level on the celebrity hierarchy.
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I'm sure Oscar used to look forward to the day he could show this photo to his and Kara's grand kids...




...Oh, what could have been.

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"Grandpa, was Grandma slutty?"

"Why, yes, Timmy, Grandma was tremendously slutty. There were these wrestlers . . . "

"Yes Timmy, Grandma was slutty but at least she could hold down a job and make more than $80 a month without being a spouse's bitch like Rob Spewak."

"Timmy, why don't you be a nice boy and let Carrie Spewak borrow that boook of ours. She needs it since she is being used like toliet paper by her husband Rob Spewak. He might like being a spouse's bitch, but that doesn't mean she has to like it."