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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:02PM

In all fairness... Wrote:
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> That is not a bad family picture.


no...just a picture of a bad family

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:02PM

698...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Friar Tuck ()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:38PM

At least he wore his Friar Tuck brown hoodie to church. Or is it Friar Fat Fuck?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: We Can Do It!!!!!! ()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:41PM

We have to hit 700 by midnight.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Draw Your Own Conclusions ()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:58PM

Talkin' to herself, there's no one else who needs to know...
She tells herself, oh...
Memories back when she was bold and strong
And waiting for the world to come along...
Swears she knew it, now she swears he's gone

She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
She lies and says she still loves him, can't find a better man...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Yeah...

She loved him, yeah... she don't want to leave this way
She feeds him, yeah... that's why she'll be back again

Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better man
Can't find a better... man...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 31, 2015 03:41PM

Tap Tap Tap

Pick It Up Babies, You Can Do It (700)!!!!


~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:12PM

We gotta get moving on this...

1) What's the LPS's wife doing now? Dog walker? Driving for Uber?

2) How many copies of that issue of the WaPo did Oscar buy?

3) What's the current toy that the LFF is hiding from his listeners because they can't afford it?

Wow, Jarla's arms are getting bigger and bigger. Next stop middle aged fat woman town.

Oscar's app is pretty dumb, but this is from Oscar that was too dumb to get into law school

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:12PM

Oh any new news from Marc?

Or, has that burned itself out?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:26PM

It's like Christmas for the 3 grifters. Kappy'$ next check arrives soon!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:31PM

I'd list a favorite cringe worthy moment but I honestly reached my fill and didn't listen to a whole show this year. But I'll throw in the episode when Carla told O5car to fuck off as Mike's "Most Passive Aggressive Moment" of the year.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:34PM

The pic above is foreplay for 8 and Cary. After a stroll in a church dressed as a monk and nun, she gives his thimble dick anal.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 500 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:37PM

Isnt that the sweater that Oscar wiped his penis off on after he banged Robb?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: It's Over ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:47PM

I remember many years ago going into a locally owned department store. It was started in the hey day of Wards, Sears, Hecht's, etc, but it was obvious the store was kept "in the family" and no effort was made to grow it. I went in and the decor hadn't been updated in decades. The one person working must have been a granddaughter or great niece of the founder. It was obvious that even though the store was open, it had merchandise and there were a few customers meandering around, it was "over." Months later, the place was closed down.

This is the same feeling I get with TMOS. They probably had something at one time if they had done the right thing. And now it's about waiting for the end to come. And it will.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:54PM

It's Over Wrote:
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> I remember many years ago going into a locally
> owned department store. It was started in the hey
> day of Wards, Sears, Hecht's, etc, but it was
> obvious the store was kept "in the family" and no
> effort was made to grow it. I went in and the
> decor hadn't been updated in decades. The one
> person working must have been a granddaughter or
> great niece of the founder. It was obvious that
> even though the store was open, it had merchandise
> and there were a few customers meandering around,
> it was "over." Months later, the place was closed
> down.
>
> This is the same feeling I get with TMOS. They
> probably had something at one time if they had
> done the right thing. And now it's about waiting
> for the end to come. And it will.

tl;dr.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:52PM

I'll help.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:53PM

Mike is an asshole.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:55PM

Robb iss fatt.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:56PM

Oscar is a douche.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:57PM

Buzz was a pussy.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:58PM

Ronnick sucked.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 06:59PM

I always felt bad for RJ.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:05PM

RELM is low-rent amateur hour.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GrammarSlut ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:11PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> We gotta get moving on this...
>
> 1) What's the LPS's wife doing now? Dog walker?
> Driving for Uber?
>
> 2) How many copies of that issue of the WaPo did
> Oscar buy?
>
> 3) What's the current toy that the LFF is hiding
> from his listeners because they can't afford it?
>
> Wow, Jarla's arms are getting bigger and bigger.
> Next stop middle aged fat woman town.
>
> Oscar's app is pretty dumb, but this is from Oscar
> that was too dumb to get into law school



"...but this is from Oscar who was too dumb to get into law school."



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RedFu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:15PM

Remember why Ronnick bought the crew special yellow ESSADEE shirts for the Iowa college football game but the shirts were so far off the correct shade of yellow that they may as well been blue?

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:17PM

Yeah, English isn't my first lang and the rules are both dumb and difficult

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MicTieson ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:21PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Yeah, English isn't my first lang and the rules
> are both dumb and difficult

Is that why Certa mopped the floor with you?

#biggestfailureof2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:24PM

Yep, clearly

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:27PM

BTW, that was 2014

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: InvisibullMan ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:28PM

Is that why you vanished for like six months?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:40PM

Lady B Clearly Wants My D, ASAP


Tap Tap Tap


~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:44PM

Nah, haven't listen much in the past few years.

For example, I didn't know that Pony was added to the show. A lot of the discussion here requires that you listen to the show

The person that posted synopsis of the show quit posting, so it wasn't much fun to read the same posts over and over then this board turned kind of "inside baseball" about the show and you had to really listen

So, it was even more of a waste of time to post here

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: December 31, 2015 07:53PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Yeah, English isn't my first lang and the rules
> are both dumb and difficult


Said Oscar about everything! AmmIright guys!?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: December 31, 2015 07:58PM

It's Mandatory Fun Night (MFN) tonight troops, so before you go out here is your required safety brief:

Amateur drunks are dangerous and unpredictable, so stay alert and stay alive. If you are going to drink, don't drive. If you are going to drive, don't drink. Wrap it before you tap it. Stripper glitter is impossible to get off. Don't make toast in the bath tub. Don't take a nap on railroad tracks. You can't drink the whole bar, don't even try (you will). You're no Brad Pitt, (you're ugly, your feet don't match, your momma dress you funny and you drink your own bathwater), if it's that easy for you it's that easy for everyone-double bag it! She's not "into you" you are stuffing twenties into her G-string; she's at work. "What's one more shot going to hurt?" is going to hurt, a lot. Don't play in traffic, and if you find yourself in jail at 3am, call anyone else but me because I am not going to answer and if I do, I will be pissed, and you would rather walk through Hell with kerosene dripping from your asshole than piss me off. Have a safe New Years Eve, FALL OUT!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:09PM

Lady Baltimore, You Want Deez Nuts??
Please Advise As They Are Available Tonight!!

~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ESSA-POTUS-DEE ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:13PM

Did anyone see Mike's FB post today when he discusses POTUS on "the Jerry Seinfeld coffee show" (sounds like something my grandma would call it)?

Mike loves POTUS but hates Seinfeld. He's jealous because Seinfeld is everything Mike isn't.

To be fair to Seinfeld, I think he put more effort into his show than Mike put into The Regulars.

Seinfeld still goes out and does standup, even though he doesn't have to. OTOH, Mike still has to work, but chooses not to.

Mike says Seinfeld is a perfect asshole. No one can accuse Mike of being perfect.

Mike shares a lot more common traits with POTUS. Loves golf (plays poorly). Lies a lot. Hates Republicans. Surrounded by yes men. Pays lip service to military and police. Takes 2 weeks off for Christmas.

#700ammunition

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:19PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Nah, haven't listen much in the past few years.
>
> For example, I didn't know that Pony was added to
> the show. A lot of the discussion here requires
> that you listen to the show
>
> The person that posted synopsis of the show quit
> posting, so it wasn't much fun to read the same
> posts over and over then this board turned kind of
> "inside baseball" about the show and you had to
> really listen
>
> So, it was even more of a waste of time to post
> here

The option to not waste our time is always open to you. Why don't you go write some proposals?

#proposaliscodeforwheelchaircentricincestporn

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GrammarNutz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:21PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Nah, haven't listen much in the past few years.
>
> For example, I didn't know that Pony was added to
> the show. A lot of the discussion here requires
> that you listen to the show
>
> The person that posted synopsis of the show quit
> posting, so it wasn't much fun to read the same
> posts over and over then this board turned kind of
> "inside baseball" about the show and you had to
> really listen
>
> So, it was even more of a waste of time to post
> here

"The person WHO posted SYNOPSES of the show..."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:25PM

Predictions for TMOS 2016?

Totally the same. More hot medical talk from the LFF. Actual interesting things will happen, but the idiots won't be able to capitalize on them.

Oscar's app will go nowhere

Maybe we will get lucky and get more Todd Hess (or whomever)

Thickness will cont to do whatever it does. Totally not LPS, BTW

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:59PM

Remember: Walking everywhere is for entitled humps!

#700bymidnight

Yay!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 09:02PM

Remember: Rofo is funnier than Robb and liked more by TPerk!

#700bymidnight

Yay!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WeightWatchah ()
Date: December 31, 2015 09:30PM

No chance we'll make it to 700 tonight but we might be able to hit Mike's weight, 699.

#700bymidnight

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Death Grip ()
Date: December 31, 2015 09:48PM

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Next week starts the weight loss contest!
> > I'm guessing that after 2 weeks of doing
> nothing,
> > literally, Robb has gained 10 pounds easily,
> > Mike will say he's down 5 after having gained
> 10
> > because he's a pathological liar...
>
> The math checks out.

Again... Does anyone see the death grip both Cary and Robbay have on young Robert, to keep him from running into traffic to end his miserable life of having Robbay Speedbump as his father?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 31, 2015 10:13PM

Happy New Year Carla! Enjoy another year with grampa!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 31, 2015 10:51PM

Death Grip Wrote:
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> Mike D1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Next week starts the weight loss contest!
> > > I'm guessing that after 2 weeks of doing
> > nothing,
> > > literally, Robb has gained 10 pounds easily,
>
> > > Mike will say he's down 5 after having gained
> > 10
> > > because he's a pathological liar...
> >
> > The math checks out.
>
> Again... Does anyone see the death grip both Cary
> and Robbay have on young Robert, to keep him from
> running into traffic to end his miserable life of
> having Robbay Speedbump as his father?

It takes both of them because he's very strong.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:03AM

Midnightish, bitch.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:47AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Just look at the color of Robb's teeth.


corn isn't a color

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:49AM

RedFu Wrote:
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> I'll help.
>
> #700bymidnight


#theLord'sWork

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:52AM

ESSA-POTUS-DEE Wrote:
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> Did anyone see Mike's FB post today when he
> discusses POTUS on "the Jerry Seinfeld coffee
> show" (sounds like something my grandma would call
> it)?
>
> Mike loves POTUS but hates Seinfeld. He's jealous
> because Seinfeld is everything Mike isn't.
>
> To be fair to Seinfeld, I think he put more effort
> into his show than Mike put into The Regulars.
>
> Seinfeld still goes out and does standup, even
> though he doesn't have to. OTOH, Mike still has to
> work, but chooses not to.
>
> Mike says Seinfeld is a perfect asshole. No one
> can accuse Mike of being perfect.
>
> Mike shares a lot more common traits with POTUS.
> Loves golf (plays poorly). Lies a lot. Hates
> Republicans. Surrounded by yes men. Pays lip
> service to military and police. Takes 2 weeks off
> for Christmas.
>
> #700ammunition


yessssiiiIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:54AM

Draw Your Own Conclusions Wrote:
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> Talkin' to herself, there's no one else who needs
> to know...
> She tells herself, oh...
> Memories back when she was bold and strong
> And waiting for the world to come along...
> Swears she knew it, now she swears he's gone
>
> She lies and says she's in love with him, can't
> find a better man...
> She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find
> a better man...
> She lies and says she still loves him, can't find
> a better man...
> She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find
> a better man...
> Can't find a better man
> Can't find a better man
> Yeah...
>
> She loved him, yeah... she don't want to leave
> this way
> She feeds him, yeah... that's why she'll be back
> again
>
> Can't find a better man
> Can't find a better man
> Can't find a better man
> Can't find a better... man...


niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: KVTd4 ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:16AM

Mike is a fatass.

Robb is a fatass.

Oscar is not a fatass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Law School Graduate ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:20AM

You loosers are posting on here for the first time this year. Why are you such loosers? The FACT is that Miek and Robb have done more with there lives than any of you loosers ever have. You are all jealous that you have not had successful broadcasting carreers like Mike and Robb have had.

Mike and Robb outlasted Buzz.
Mike and Robb outlasted so many of their other colleague's.
Mike and Robb's show is so much better than Don's.
Mike and Robb will rule in 2016!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mister Thinness ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:30AM

Hello Beautiful Bouncing Babies, From Beautiful Sunny San Diego!

We Are Off To The Hard Rock Cafe Tonight To Ring In The New Year!!! They Have A Variety Of Good Beer's And Wine's Available For Their Big Party With Laid Back Luke And Other Top Band's!!!!

After The Show, The Four Of Us Will Head Back To Our Room At The Hard Rock Hotel And Get It On While Roleplaying As Mike, Robb, Carla and Kappy!!!!

I Bought A New Camera Just For This Event So I Promise Some Awesome Photo's Tomorrow!!!!

Say La Vee, It's Twenty-Sixteen!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Criticizer ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:56AM

Law School Graduate Wrote:
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> You loosers are posting on here for the first time
> this year. Why are you such loosers? The FACT is
> that Miek and Robb have done more with there lives
> than any of you loosers ever have. You are all
> jealous that you have not had successful
> broadcasting carreers like Mike and Robb have
> had.
>

You would be well served by eating a Hefty bag full of dicks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:10AM

The Criticizer Wrote:
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> Law School Graduate Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You loosers are posting on here for the first
> time
> > this year. Why are you such loosers? The FACT
> is
> > that Miek and Robb have done more with there
> lives
> > than any of you loosers ever have. You are all
> > jealous that you have not had successful
> > broadcasting carreers like Mike and Robb have
> > had.
> >
>
> You would be well served by eating a Hefty bag
> full of dicks.


for starters

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:53AM

ESSA-POTUS-DEE Wrote:
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> Did anyone see Mike's FB post today when he
> discusses POTUS on "the Jerry Seinfeld coffee
> show" (sounds like something my grandma would call
> it)?
>
> Mike loves POTUS but hates Seinfeld. He's jealous
> because Seinfeld is everything Mike isn't.
>
> To be fair to Seinfeld, I think he put more effort
> into his show than Mike put into The Regulars.
>
> Seinfeld still goes out and does standup, even
> though he doesn't have to. OTOH, Mike still has to
> work, but chooses not to.
>
> Mike says Seinfeld is a perfect asshole. No one
> can accuse Mike of being perfect.
>
> Mike shares a lot more common traits with POTUS.
> Loves golf (plays poorly). Lies a lot. Hates
> Republicans. Surrounded by yes men. Pays lip
> service to military and police. Takes 2 weeks off
> for Christmas.
>
> #700ammunition

Seriously, the Jerry Seinfeld coffee show? Like he's too good to call it by the right name?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:58AM

no...he's just too stupid to call it by it's right name

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:02AM

The irony of Mike whining about anybody else hitting it big with ONE show....at least Jerry doesn't repeatedly beg for Bogus subscriptions or openly stalk his fans to gauge whether or not they can truly afford a Bogus show sub

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:11AM

I'd like to request that the rant about Jerry Seinfeld and his coffee show be put into epic limerick form and I wish that with every pore. Jerry Seinfeld's smugness is worse than any other problem facing the world today, ISIS, Bill Cosby, race relations, Donald Trump, Fatt Rob's morbid obesity, Todd Hess's penchant for fucking children and animals, the apparent lack of hot girls at American University in 1980, and MY GOD CARLA WHERE IS KING MICHAEL? DID I FALL ASLEEP AGAIN? GOD DAMN ANDRE COLD DUCK IS KRYPTONITE! IT MIGHT AS WELL BE CARBONATED FRUIT SCOTCH! DAMN ABV!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 01, 2016 04:01AM

Mike....takes one to know one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: January 01, 2016 04:23AM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Nah, haven't listen much in the past few years.
>
> For example, I didn't know that Pony was added to
> the show. A lot of the discussion here requires
> that you listen to the show
>
> The person that posted synopsis of the show quit
> posting, so it wasn't much fun to read the same
> posts over and over then this board turned kind of
> "inside baseball" about the show and you had to
> really listen
>
> So, it was even more of a waste of time to post
> here

Gets corrected about "people that..", goes on to make exact same mistake in next post.

It's not a language issue. It's a Jhops is retarded issue.

Go away and never come back.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 01, 2016 04:53AM

You go now, no tlubble!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jerry S ()
Date: January 01, 2016 07:35AM

peekza Wrote:
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> The irony of Mike whining about anybody else
> hitting it big with ONE show....at least Jerry
> doesn't repeatedly beg for Bogus subscriptions or
> openly stalk his fans to gauge whether or not they
> can truly afford a Bogus show sub


From a work perspective, if you compare Seinfeld to D&M, Don would be the equivalent to both Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Mike would be equivalent to Wayne Knight (Newman).

Robb would be the actress that played Jerry's girlfriend who had the really annoying laugh.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gary Stein ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:04AM

Perkins Highlights Wrote:
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> I just listened to the Tony Perkins episode.
>
> Mike said that he and Tony travelled in different
> social circles while at AU. I guess Tony wouldn't
> fit in with Mike's golf partners.
>
> Mike wonders why his daughters don't entertain any
> gentlemen callers at the O'Meara residence. Anyone
> care to comment?


Maybe because their "beaus" tend to travel in Tony's social circles.



> This discussion of college trim results in Mike
> and Tony jacking off to photos of AU alumnus Wendy
> Rieger, a local newswoman.


And Robb was serving as their fluffer.



People like Tony Perkins and Patton Oswald agreeing to be on TMOS is like Mother Teresa agreeing to help out in Calcutta. Truly inspirational.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:25AM

B'rilliant Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nah, haven't listen much in the past few years.
> >
> > For example, I didn't know that Pony was added
> to
> > the show. A lot of the discussion here
> requires
> > that you listen to the show
> >
> > The person that posted synopsis of the show
> quit
> > posting, so it wasn't much fun to read the same
> > posts over and over then this board turned kind
> of
> > "inside baseball" about the show and you had to
> > really listen
> >
> > So, it was even more of a waste of time to post
> > here
>
> Gets corrected about "people that..", goes on to
> make exact same mistake in next post.
>
> It's not a language issue. It's a Jhops is
> retarded issue.
>
> Go away and never come back.

I believe I've been pointing that out for quite some time. Welcome to the boot party. Just so we're clear, THIS IS THE GUY WHO CLAIMS TO BE AN EXPERT/SPOKESPERSON BY NOT LISTENING TO THE SHOW. He is seriously as big a faggot as Todd Hess.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:33AM

Not all trolling needs to be overt

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oo Oo Jerry ()
Date: January 01, 2016 09:58AM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Not all trolling needs to be overt

+1 Mr. Hopkins
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 10:34AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I'd like to request that the rant about Jerry
> Seinfeld and his coffee show be put into epic
> limerick form and I wish that with every pore.
> Jerry Seinfeld's smugness is worse than any other
> problem facing the world today, ISIS, Bill Cosby,
> race relations, Donald Trump, Fatt Rob's morbid
> obesity, Todd Hess's
> penchant for fucking children and animals, the
> apparent lack of hot girls at American University
> in 1980, and MY GOD CARLA WHERE IS KING MICHAEL?
> DID I FALL ASLEEP AGAIN? GOD DAMN ANDRE COLD DUCK
> IS KRYPTONITE! IT MIGHT AS WELL BE CARBONATED
> FRUIT SCOTCH! DAMN ABV!

ahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pot, Meet Kettle ()
Date: January 01, 2016 10:51AM

Mike really has the nerve to call Jerry Seinfeld an asshole? Seinfeld can get prickly, but usually in situations that warrant it (Larry King's disastrous interview, for instance). Mike is an asshole to people who don't deserve it (receptionists, waitresses, repairmen, daughters). As for "getting lucky," Seinfeld created his own luck. Mike hitched his wagon to Don. When that ride was done, he hitched to Oscar. Unfortunately for Mike, Oscar is as clueless about achieving success as he is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Me Love Mike Longtime listener ()
Date: January 01, 2016 11:20AM

When I listened to D&M, I always thought Don was the asshole and Mike was the nice guy. Then I listened to TMOS and discovered that Mike was just a lazier asshole.

It could be that squandering his fortune exacerbated his assholery, but it's always been one of his primary character traits.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: And another thing ()
Date: January 01, 2016 11:33AM

Mike claims to be a fan of the gay community, and yet he tells Seinfeld to engage in sodomy, as if it's a repulsive thing, instead of a natural expression of love between two men.

Are klubbers aware of the term cognitive dissonance? How do they square this circle?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: This Thread Delivers ()
Date: January 01, 2016 11:56AM

698 pages of one guy talking to himself.

Impressive. OCD much?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey Yo ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:17PM

This thread....
..
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:20PM

All I want for Christmas is a new daddy.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:22PM

Pot, Meet Kettle Wrote:
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> Mike really has the nerve to call Jerry Seinfeld
> an asshole? Seinfeld can get prickly, but usually
> in situations that warrant it (Larry King's
> disastrous interview, for instance). Mike is an
> asshole to people who don't deserve it
> (receptionists, waitresses, repairmen, daughters).
> As for "getting lucky," Seinfeld created his own
> luck. Mike hitched his wagon to Don. When that
> ride was done, he hitched to Oscar. Unfortunately
> for Mike, Oscar is as clueless about achieving
> success as he is.

It's tough to believe Mike could call anyone an asshole. Has Seinfeld invited his wife onto any podcasts to try and brow-beat his business partners? Or cry?Bet he wishes he'd done a "stint" with Jerry like Kramer did.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: "Loosers" Unite ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:25PM

Who would you rather be -- someone repeatedly posting about quasi-entertainers, or someone repeatedly posting about those people?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:29PM

Mike's had two weeks off, over under on how many people pissed him off?

I'll take 7.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Brother Robb ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:30PM

Role playing...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:32PM

Plus 1. The neighbor who didn't invite him to his New Years party.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Offense #2 ()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:58PM

The FedEx, UPS, Post Office delivery person who didn't get his gift to the recipient by Christmas Day despite the fact Mike didn't order the gift until Christmas Eve.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:37PM

"Loosers" Unite Wrote:
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> Who would you rather be -- someone repeatedly
> posting about quasi-entertainers, or someone
> repeatedly posting about those people?


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I know which camp I'm rollin' with

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:56PM

Brother Robb Wrote:
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> Role playing...


niiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rush Revere ()
Date: January 01, 2016 01:58PM

"Loosers" Unite Wrote:
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> Who would you rather be -- someone repeatedly
> posting about quasi-entertainers, or someone
> repeatedly posting about those people?


Well, since you asked so nicely; someone repeatedly posting about quasi-entertainers!

I think Mike will come back rested, upbeat and have a lot of stories about how fulfilling life can be. And make us all feel excited about being part of a growing wave like the success of TMOS!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: More like Judah Peed-Lander ()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:06PM

Did I read that right; Jerry Seinfeld is an asshole "who happened to hit it big with one sitcom"?

This from part of the duo that routinely sucked off Kevin James like he was Russell Crowe? Who to this day acts like Patton Oswalt is a huge pop-culture phenom? Mike acted like getting Judah Friedlander on his show was big-!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:45PM

Mike thinks all it takes is luck because that's how he had a good career. He was lucky that Don found him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:05PM

Today's 'Best of' (?) features the Bone-Us Show. I thought I'd listen in, to see what gems I'd been missing.

In the leadoff position: the unlistenable Burger King 'prank' call that contained less humor than the 'lynching of Obama' episode.

I can't wait for the other segments that follow this heavy hitter

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:11PM

exffx Wrote:
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> Mike thinks all it takes is luck because that's
> how he had a good career. He was lucky that Don
> found him.

math checks out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:15PM

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> Today's 'Best of' (?) features the Bone-Us Show. I
> thought I'd listen in, to see what gems I'd been
> missing.
>
> In the leadoff position: the unlistenable Burger
> King 'prank' call that contained less humor than
> the 'lynching of Obama' episode.
>
> I can't wait for the other segments that follow
> this heavy hitter


They already ran the BK prank in the last Best of Bogus...how bad does the Bogus show have to be that they have to play it twice? That's what happens when you turn over programming content to the absolute laziest person on the show

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:24PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Not all trolling needs to be overt

Ah yes, the old "I fell down on purpose" excuse. "My stupidity lays bare the oppressive underpinnings of capitalist American semiology."

Tell it to Mr. Ott, he awaits your proposal. Verbum sap and not for nothin', lube up.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 01, 2016 04:44PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 01, 2016 06:29PM

Tap Tap Tap


~SLV 2016~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Paging Through This Thread.... ()
Date: January 01, 2016 06:29PM

...be like..
..
.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wing Sauce Under My Fingernails ()
Date: January 01, 2016 06:43PM

peekza Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike thinks all it takes is luck because that's
> > how he had a good career. He was lucky that Don
> > found him.
>
> math checks out


But it was only a stint!
I enjoyed reading Fat Lazy Fuck's rant about Jerry Seinfeld. The best part was substituting O'Sleazo's name for Seinfeld's and everything clicked.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RizzleBiz ()
Date: January 01, 2016 06:56PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Peewee123 ()
Date: January 01, 2016 07:08PM

Peewee
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 01, 2016 07:16PM

The fact that the TMOS krewe thinks their BK prank call is something hilarious to be proud of is incredible.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Clue In Please ()
Date: January 01, 2016 07:28PM

This thread....
..
.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:01PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today's 'Best of' (?) features the Bone-Us Show.
> I
> > thought I'd listen in, to see what gems I'd
> been
> > missing.
> >
> > In the leadoff position: the unlistenable
> Burger
> > King 'prank' call that contained less humor
> than
> > the 'lynching of Obama' episode.
> >
> > I can't wait for the other segments that follow
> > this heavy hitter
>
>
> They already ran the BK prank in the last Best of
> Bogus...how bad does the Bogus show have to be
> that they have to play it twice? That's what
> happens when you turn over programming content to
> the absolute laziest person on the show

Is it a complete re-post of the last "best of bonus" (which is about as special olympics medal winner as you can get), or do they actually think that terrible bit is going to pull in more schmucks? The laziness factor blurs the line between the two options.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:23PM

Hello Babies, Yes Mr Thickness Is In The Shade At Little Beach, Makena Maui!!!!!


~SLV 2016~

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE ROUND BOUNCY BRUNETTE DELICIOUS SWEET BABIES OBSESSING OVER OTHER MEN'S LIVES AND WIVES
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Awww Dude ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:30PM

Why you posting midget jew dick pics?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tired of Robb ()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:44PM

Of course Robb caught a boner over The Song of the South. It's not even remotely a joke anymore.

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