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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:31PM

Hey Mike! Anderson Cooper might be gay it's rumored...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbsdarkdesire ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:39PM

thickness and lady b need to get a room and get the hell off of here. although we know the tap tap tap is actually whap whap whap as robb frantically masturbates while gazing upon pics of young boys.we're on to you spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 50Cent ()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:45PM

Just stopping by to check out the most worthless thread on the internet.

DARPA created the internet for this shit?

WOW!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike wordsmith ()
Date: January 05, 2016 09:54PM

Hoosier Daddy Wrote:
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> April 18, 2014!
> I remember that because at the time I thought "No,
> he was arguing with me!" because back when their
> website took comments I shoved a metaphorical
> broken bottle up his ass any time he said "scoot"
> about it being supergay.

Or, as Mike would say, you literally shoved a broken bottle up his ass...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy ()
Date: January 05, 2016 10:34PM

You've just described my perfect evening. The year is still young...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 50 Scent ()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:10PM

Shame has no currency here. The posts will continue. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hoosier Daddy ()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:16PM

50Cent Wrote:
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> Just stopping by to check out the most worthless
> thread on the internet.
>
> DARPA created the internet for this shit?
>
> WOW!

The posts will continue until you shove a broken bottle up your ass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:44PM

"Marilyn inspired photo shoot" because they were both a little fat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:52PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> "Marilyn inspired photo shoot" because they were
> both a little fat.

Now you're making jhops cry, you meanie!

p.s. so not because Marilyn was a skankass whore?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hours O'fun ()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:52PM

I hope this thread lives on well after I end my podcasts in February. Its been a great source of entertainment!

PS... Please stop with the pictures of my girls.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:23AM

Hoosier Daddy Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inconvenient truth Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Mike has already admitted to posting here
> > JHops
> > >
> > >
> > > Another Peekza lie. You've told these lies so
> > > often that you probably actually believe them
> > at
> > > this point. When did Mike admit to posting
> > here?
> > > Give me the show. Probably the same show
> where
> > > Mike admitted to calling Jabari a nigger and
> > > Ronick admitted to that side deal with
> quench.
> >
> > No, he openly admitted to arguing with
> someone(me)
> > about bikers calling their Harleys scoots
>
> April 18, 2014!
> I remember that because at the time I thought "No,
> he was arguing with me!" because back when their
> website took comments I shoved a metaphorical
> broken bottle up his ass any time he said "scoot"
> about it being supergay.


It was around June of 2013

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:23AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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>
> p.s. so not because Marilyn was a skankass
> whore?


Well, there is that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:28AM

701...Semper Swag
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:30AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> "Marilyn inspired photo shoot" because they were
> both a little fat.


oh God damn

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:31AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Marilyn inspired photo shoot" because they
> were
> > both a little fat.
>
> Now you're making jhops cry, you meanie!
>
> p.s. so not because Marilyn was a skankass
> whore?

yep...there goes our leverage...right out the door

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:46AM

Hours O'fun Wrote:
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> I hope this thread lives on well after I end my
> podcasts in February. Its been a great source of
> entertainment!
>
> PS... Please stop with the pictures of my girls.


Well there you have it...proof

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Godless ()
Date: January 06, 2016 07:04AM

peekza Wrote:
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> 701...Semper Swag

Even close up, there's no God in those eyes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: January 06, 2016 08:25AM

50Cent Wrote:
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> Just stopping by to check out the most worthless
> thread on the internet.
>
> DARPA created the internet for this shit?
>
> WOW!


And yet you keep stopping by.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:36AM

From yesterday's episode. And it looks like Spewak got a new hoodie for Christmas!

Oh wait. Nevermind.

A man can dream, can't he?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 06, 2016 11:52AM

Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives


~SLV~2016

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Al "Inconvenient Blowhard" Gore ()
Date: January 06, 2016 11:54AM

Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> 50Cent Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just stopping by to check out the most
> worthless
> > thread on the internet.
> >
> > DARPA created the internet for this shit?
> >
> > WOW!
>
>
> And yet you keep stopping by.

I'm Al Gore and I approve this message.

Oh, and I plan on blocking Todd Hess from the Internet. And we will be discussing Mr Thickness's access later this month.

Happy New Year! Enjoy your memes, tweets, and whatnot, but remember to use my Internet responsibly.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:34PM

How would YOU react when you realize that hitching your wagon to Jack Diamond (as Jimmy Alexander has done) works out better for your radio career than does leeching on to Mike O'Meara?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 12:53PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Afkaboneus ()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:06PM

28:55 - A carton of Marlboro Lights in his golf bag.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:22PM

is it just me, or have they actually amped-up the over-the-top laughter on the show?? wow.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:31PM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> is it just me, or have they actually amped-up the
> over-the-top laughter on the show?? wow.


it beats the Hell out of showprep

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:32PM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> is it just me, or have they actually amped-up the
> over-the-top laughter on the show?? wow.

You mean everyone doesn't laugh like LPS here (from today's show)?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:49PM

i swear . . . there would be much less FFing if it wasn't for that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:52PM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> is it just me, or have they actually amped-up the
> over-the-top laughter on the show?? wow.

How else will we know it's so funny?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:01PM

Such A Generous Set Of Balls On Mr Thicknes, Right Lady B? And So Well Groomed, Nice, Very Nice In Deedy .


~SLV~ 2016

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Stiffy ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:10PM

Blob(b) is really starting to look inhuman. His "chin" is a ball at the end of a drape of fat. Do they make shirt collars big enough to lasso all that goo?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:25PM

Stiffy Wrote:
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> Blob(b) is really starting to look inhuman. His
> "chin" is a ball at the end of a drape of fat. Do
> they make shirt collars big enough to lasso all
> that goo?


He's a month from a moo-moo

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:36PM

The first was my brand when I was an international spy.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:42PM

Marlboro Lights? The Coors Lite of cigarettes? Maybe he had a yeast infection or it was time for his period?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:49PM

And he keeps them all in his golf bag, which suggests he's hiding them from his daughterwife, Anyone who says "I only smoke when..." is probably lying.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:52PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> And he keeps them all in his golf bag, which
> suggests he's hiding them from his daughterwife,
> Anyone who says "I only smoke when..." is probably
> lying.


Anybody that buys cartons is a full time smoker...period

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:23PM

Makes sense to me. I keep a kilo of blow in my golf bag in case I want to do an occasional blaster

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:32PM

You must be one of the Best Fans in the World...Clearly you Get It

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:35PM

The Way Oscar Says P!zza Wrote:
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> TTH is tanned, rested and ready...


Always and forever...........


Please continue to post my updates..

I love the #'s...

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:36PM

peekza Wrote:
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> You must be one of the Best Fans in the
> World...Clearly you Get It


NO DOUBT..........

GET IT....

GOT IT....

-Todd



P.S. Pitbull rocks

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:50PM

#toddhessneedsabackscratchertodraghispenisoutsohecanmasturbateby rubbingagainstfurniture

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 06, 2016 04:24PM

Well they had two weeks off and decided to improve the show with. ...more fake laughter. ...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: David Copperfield ()
Date: January 06, 2016 04:59PM

Is it called "Robb Spewak's Magic Audio Vault" because he makes listeners disappear?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 06, 2016 05:01PM

David Copperfield Wrote:
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> Is it called "Robb Spewak's Magic Audio Vault"
> because he makes listeners disappear?


Hiyoooooooooooo

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady.Baltimore ()
Date: January 06, 2016 05:42PM

Thickness, take me from behind you glorious bastard, do it now!!!!


Call me you prick you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 06, 2016 05:51PM

Hey, you gotta admit the audio of some ass driving too fast was "compelling". Right up there with TALKING ABOUT a PICTURE of someone looking at their grandmother. It's like they don't get the concept of radio.

#toddhessneedsabackscratchertodraghispenisoutsohecanmasturbatebyrubbingagainstfurniture

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbsdarkdesire ()
Date: January 06, 2016 06:33PM

oscar !!! please shut the fuck up with that phoney cackle you turn off in a milisecond. so fucking fake you bolivian bastard,

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 06:57PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> #toddhessneedsabackscratchertodraghispenisoutsohec
> anmasturbateby rubbingagainstfurniture


#winner

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 07:00PM

David Copperfield Wrote:
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> Is it called "Robb Spewak's Magic Audio Vault"
> because he makes listeners disappear?


fuck me that's funny

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: hope you shank it bitch ()
Date: January 06, 2016 07:07PM

so mike plays golf 3 days a week...with the golf balls the show paid for of course.well i predict he'll suddenly quit the game at some point and it never be mentioned as his ego is too big to endure the humiliation of being the worst in his group.(unless he improves his game..but that would take work hahahahaha ) his type is miserable to play with as they only consider themselves. throwing temper tantrums or being a ticking time bomb that sours everyones mood.full mike is never far away. if you want to see a man's true character, play golf with them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 06, 2016 07:47PM

Or poker, poker pussies piss me off.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Funny Guy.... ()
Date: January 06, 2016 08:44PM

Pony Boy NYE style...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 09:12PM

Is that his hot Asian trim? Wait till his coworkers find out his potential gf is a chinaman...Incidentally, he could literally be the Man who stole a Dragon's Heart...Hand to God

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 06, 2016 09:59PM

I'd hit it! Easily before I'd hit any other fucked out TMOS hag.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:16PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Is that his hot Asian trim? Wait till his coworkers find out his potential gf is a chinaman...Incidentally, he could literally be the Man who stole a Dragon's Heart...Hand to God
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I don't always give listening my full attention (but then again I don't fancy myself a spokesman or guardian of propriety) so I missed the Chinaman part of Pony's story. Can't tell for sure because she's making a face but my A-dar suggests that she's closer to Hot than Not Hot. She decorates her nails, but doesn't have stripper nails or ghetto nails; that's important to me. I wish him all the success and happiness in the world, esp. after today's "If I won the lottery I'd start a podcast that's better than this one." Ah lahk to fell out.

But the part of the picture that would annoy Fuckwaddle is that somewhere there is or was a roomful of people who are not morbidly obese. Entitled humps! Plus he'd be jealous of that Irish guy trying to give Pony a reach-around. When it comes to skinny, Pony is definitely best-of-breed.

Noted with interest: The Donor of Carla's Spawn has been talking about how he's now "finally healthy enough to get out and swing a golf club" at 21:56. And of course for being healthy enough to leave the house he rewards himself with a carton of pussy cigarettes, like he rewards himself for not snuffing it in the night with three hours of pounding at least 12 Bud Lites. If you're gonna be one, be big red one.

At 21:30 he talks about being "an outsider" and the "'tude" which I think is shorthand for "Everyone has my number." This whole segment was an exursis on how Fat Drunk Baby has limited social skills and limited ability to pick up on cues normal people wouldn't miss. And how much he sucks at golf which, it should be mentioned is not a make-or-break test of a man. That said, if subjected to the Pain Box, he would meet the Gom Jabbar. At 26:19 he starts talking about how competitive he is. If you suck (and 99 does suck although far be it from me to denigrate someone based on their golf score because only a huge fag would do that) you can call it being competitive but I suspect it's closer to being a dick.

"I might have a couple good holes." Yeahyoumight. Have a Quaalude with those Bud Lites and we can go exploring.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:22PM

Stiffy Wrote:
Do
> they make shirt collars big enough to lasso all
> that goo?

Nice work Stiffy, Mike should have you write the bonus shows

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:28PM

he talks about being "an outsider" and the "'tude" which I think is shorthand for "Everyone has my number."

ahahahaha...they probably saw him throw his club and make his wife cry in front of her mother

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:32PM

I see Pony is packing a utility knife next to his chapstick at that gig

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 12:24AM

Wow! I see Robb did in fact gain weight during their break from their not real job.
In all those pics Robb mouth or chin are shrinking into his face!
Robb is wearing a "toilet seat o' fat" around his neck!!!

I bet Robb hides a jelly doughnut in his ass so he can eat on the shitter!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:02AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wow! I see Robb did in fact gain weight during
> their break from their not real job.
> In all those pics Robb mouth or chin are shrinking
> into his face!
> Robb is wearing a "toilet seat o' fat" around his
> neck!!!
>
> I bet Robb hides a jelly doughnut in his ass so he
> can eat on the shitter!


niiiiiiiiice
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jenny Craig ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:38AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow! I see Robb did in fact gain weight during
> > their break from their not real job.
> > In all those pics Robb mouth or chin are
> shrinking
> > into his face!
> > Robb is wearing a "toilet seat o' fat" around
> his
> > neck!!!
> >
> > I bet Robb hides a jelly doughnut in his ass so
> he
> > can eat on the shitter!
>
>
> niiiiiiiiice

LOL good one!
Yeah, at this point his eyes look like little slits, and his mouth is just a mere vacuum tube opening.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 02:28AM

Seriously, we need a pre vacation [sic] photo to compare. Literally, hand to God, he gained 15 more pounds....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:42AM

These January shows have been really good in my opinion. Each of the guys has their share of stories to tell. It amuses me how they epitomize the respective personas, with all their endearing faults. Warts and all.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Oz, Celebrity M.D. ()
Date: January 07, 2016 05:10AM

Warts and skin tags and morbid obesity and receding hairlines and sleep apnea and stroke symptoms and alcoholism and God Knows What happening in their gastro-intestinal systems and probably ED and all...

If I might paraphrase (and embellish) how Mike described the guys last year:

The TMOS krew: they're like burn victims without all the scar tissue and skin grafts.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Arnie Palmer ()
Date: January 07, 2016 05:38AM

Dr Oz, Celebrity M.D. Wrote:
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>
> The TMOS krew: they're like burn victims without
> all the scar tissue and skin grafts.


Put THAT on your golf balls, Mike.

Or one of these slogans (in order of descending arrogance):

TMOS: leave your racism back in the clubhouse.

TMOS: Lick our balls.

TMOS: we're a podcast; ask your great-grandkids what that is.

TMOS: if you see Jack Diamond, tell him we're available.

TMOS: please return this ball, and any nearby clubs lying around, to Mike O'Meara, the fat loudmouth sitting in his golf cart smoking girlie cigarettes. And give him a few bucks. It's how he feeds his family; it's how his family is fed.

That last one might be a little long. Just replace 'ball' with 'kid' and attach the note to Mikey's back whenever he goes golfing with grandpa.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Club Klubbet ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:16AM

If throwing clubs was considered a sport, Mike might actually be considered an athlete.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Flamer Thrower ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:19AM

Top three sports Mike is good at:

3. Throwing golf clubs
2. Throwing suitcases
1. Throwing away his career in broadcasting

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:26AM

I think Robb may be turning into a chinamin!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:42AM

Throwing away money on boats, luxury cars, restaurants, etc.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:43AM

Throwing people under the bus...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:08AM

Mike runs (aground) well.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Still Waiting on WeightNot ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:21AM

peekza Wrote:
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> he talks about being "an outsider" and the "'tude"
> which I think is shorthand for "Everyone has my
> number."
>
> ahahahaha...they probably saw him throw his club
> and make his wife cry in front of her mother

When Mike was whining that "I'm not part of the group, and I'll never be part of the group," Oscar and Tubby were there to prop him up and console him, practically shouting "you can be, you can be!" Then, with total sincerity, Tubby throws in, "You are an electric personality."

Good fucking lord. Does the LFF ego massage by Spewak have no bounds?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: CaptainCupcake ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:49AM

Blobbbb is part of R&Js murder mystery again tonight at the DC Improv. The show is sold out. I missed it last time and I wanted to get tickets but I was too late.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wishful thinker ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:59AM

Maybe a Hollywood producer will see Robb's performance and offer him the lead in a snuff film.

Kickstarter, anyone?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:34AM

Still Waiting on WeightNot Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > he talks about being "an outsider" and the
> "'tude"
> > which I think is shorthand for "Everyone has my
> > number."
> >
> > ahahahaha...they probably saw him throw his
> club
> > and make his wife cry in front of her mother
>
> When Mike was whining that "I'm not part of the
> group, and I'll never be part of the group," Oscar
> and Tubby were there to prop him up and console
> him, practically shouting "you can be, you can
> be!" Then, with total sincerity, Tubby throws in,
> "You are an electric personality."
>
> Good fucking lord. Does the LFF ego massage by
> Spewak have no bounds?

no...no there is not

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:40AM

Wishful thinker Wrote:
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> Maybe a Hollywood producer will see Robb's
> performance and offer him the lead in a snuff
> film.
>
> Kickstarter, anyone?


where do I send my money?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: AFKABoneus ()
Date: January 07, 2016 12:44PM

Quick show recap:

Vignette - Talk to guys from KCJJ. Mike ends segment by hanging up when a new guy says he used to be a program director.

Segment 1 - Mike feels bad about hanging up, which was clearly a joke. They call back to KCJJ to explain that it was a joke. Psychoanalysis of the KCJJ guy who recently had an illness, compared to Buzz after he almost died. Mike had another bad day on the golf course, doesn't elaborate.

Segment 2 - Birthdays.

Segment 3 - Skip to 44:15. Mike gets political. Wake up and pay attention to the important things, people. / Movie theaters have "rulie-rules" concerning alcohol sales. / Mike used to be an aisle sitter, but now he likes to sit in the middle. "It might be a weight thing." ? / Someone in the movie theater had "sick breath" and was coughing. / Mike suggests that it was set-up so that Concussion opened up against Star Wars: "Do you think that's a coincidence? I don't. Because I'm thinking."

News: Mike doesn't report on any of the important things which people should pay attention to. Star Wars, Dating App, a List, Mike Tyson, MLB Hall of Fame, bad joke.

YouTube: Asian accents. A baby laughs when his mom says "donkey." Five Seconds of Summer song sells like "Hungry like the Wolf," and Mike thinks that's crap. People's Choice Awards. Conan joke.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:10PM

HATERS GOIN TO HATE


A bunch a #KeyboardWarriors that spend the lives obsessing over DJ's.

Sad, don't you think?

-Todd

P.S. I'm a fan because I get it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:21PM

AFKABoneus Wrote:
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> Quick show recap:
>
> Vignette - Talk to guys from KCJJ. Mike ends
> segment by hanging up when a new guy says he used
> to be a program director.
>
> Segment 1 - Mike feels bad about hanging up, which
> was clearly a joke. They call back to KCJJ to
> explain that it was a joke. Psychoanalysis of the
> KCJJ guy who recently had an illness, compared to
> Buzz after he almost died. Mike had another bad
> day on the golf course, doesn't elaborate.
>
> Segment 2 - Birthdays.
>
> Segment 3 - Skip to 44:15. Mike gets political.
> Wake up and pay attention to the important things,
> people. / Movie theaters have "rulie-rules"
> concerning alcohol sales. / Mike used to be an
> aisle sitter, but now he likes to sit in the
> middle. "It might be a weight thing." ? /
> Someone in the movie theater had "sick breath" and
> was coughing. / Mike suggests that it was set-up
> so that Concussion opened up against Star Wars:
> "Do you think that's a coincidence? I don't.
> Because I'm thinking."
>
> News: Mike doesn't report on any of the important
> things which people should pay attention to. Star
> Wars, Dating App, a List, Mike Tyson, MLB Hall of
> Fame, bad joke.
>
> YouTube: Asian accents. A baby laughs when his
> mom says "donkey." Five Seconds of Summer song
> sells like "Hungry like the Wolf," and Mike thinks
> that's crap. People's Choice Awards. Conan joke.


the Lord's Work

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:51PM

AFKABoneus Wrote:
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> Quick show recap:
>
> Vignette - Talk to guys from KCJJ. Mike ends
> segment by hanging up when a new guy says he used
> to be a program director.
>
> Segment 1 - Mike feels bad about hanging up, which
> was clearly a joke. They call back to KCJJ to
> explain that it was a joke. Psychoanalysis of the
> KCJJ guy who recently had an illness, compared to
> Buzz after he almost died. Mike had another bad
> day on the golf course, doesn't elaborate.
>
> Segment 2 - Birthdays.
>
> Segment 3 - Skip to 44:15. Mike gets political.
> Wake up and pay attention to the important things,
> people. / Movie theaters have "rulie-rules"
> concerning alcohol sales. / Mike used to be an
> aisle sitter, but now he likes to sit in the
> middle. "It might be a weight thing." ? /
> Someone in the movie theater had "sick breath" and
> was coughing. / Mike suggests that it was set-up
> so that Concussion opened up against Star Wars:
> "Do you think that's a coincidence? I don't.
> Because I'm thinking."
>
> News: Mike doesn't report on any of the important
> things which people should pay attention to. Star
> Wars, Dating App, a List, Mike Tyson, MLB Hall of
> Fame, bad joke.
>
> YouTube: Asian accents. A baby laughs when his
> mom says "donkey." Five Seconds of Summer song
> sells like "Hungry like the Wolf," and Mike thinks
> that's crap. People's Choice Awards. Conan joke.


Seeing it in print really shows its shitworthyness.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:52PM

Why hasn't El Spic used Zip Recruiter to get staff for his "app" which was featured in a national headline in the national Washington Post?

#toddhessneedsabackscratchertodraghispenisoutsohecanmasturbatebyrubbingagainstfurniture

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: January 07, 2016 01:52PM

on yesterday's show -- around 35:00 -- rob starts his riveting tale of his new years -- FAST-FORWARD!!!!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 02:55PM

At minute 48 Fucktater goes full O'Reilly:

"I have been on the other side of this. I have been in the lawyer's offices. I have been in the spin rooms. Uh, I have! Eh, ih ih, it's not the same as life and death, but it's spinning th- the narrative in order to

[Fatt Rob: protect, right?]

minimize the damage that can be caused. I've been there. I know how it works.

[Fatt Rob: And when you say damage, you don't mean health damage.(Here Fucktater simultaneously says "It's despicable.") You mean damage to the product.]

Yeah!

[Fatt Rob: Financial viability, yeah. (Here Fucktater simultaneously says "It's the same thing.")]

You get suits in New York in a big room and they come up with ideas as to how they can main..tain that bottom line. And that exists in the world of ih- ih, in so many different worlds. You can start with cigarette companies and you can move right through uh, the NFL and ih- it's just corporate America. [Fatt Rob: Yeah.] It is, you don't have to be a Republican or a Democrat to know this.

[El Spic: It's not political.]

No. Everybody (unintelligible)

[El Spic: Look what's happening right now in Flint Michigan.]

Then Fucktater says "We're getting dumber." Well, I agree that HE's getting dumber, if that's even possible.

One wonders if his time in lawyers' offices was a reference to his two divorces. Because otherwise why would a lawyer have that slob in his office. I know D&M talked about having to meet with K Street lawyers about show content and Don tells the story well.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: January 07, 2016 03:28PM

Quick sidebar....

Oscar mentions on BOAD that he had a talk with Mike to not do politics cause that's not what people want to hear on the show.

But we all know Mike knows better.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Connor O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 03:40PM

I think Oscar also told him to stop ranting about FB posts.

Guess what Mike does every time that Oscar is out? Political talk. Facebook anger.

exffx Wrote:
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> Quick sidebar....
>
> Oscar mentions on BOAD that he had a talk with
> Mike to not do politics cause that's not what
> people want to hear on the show.
>
> But we all know Mike knows better.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:05PM

News Flash: Corporations watch the bottom line!

Well when your business is underwritten by a lonely heiress, you can rant about these things...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:07PM

News Flash!
Mike knows shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:13PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> At minute 48 Fucktater goes full O'Reilly:
>
> "I have been on the other side of this. I have
> been in the lawyer's offices. I have been in the
> spin rooms. Uh, I have! Eh, ih ih, it's not the
> same as life and death, but it's spinning th- the
> narrative in order to
>
> [Fatt Rob: protect, right?]
>
> minimize the damage that can be caused. I've been
> there. I know how it works.
>
> [Fatt Rob: And when you say damage, you don't mean
> health damage.(Here Fucktater simultaneously says
> "It's despicable.") You mean damage to the
> product.]
>
> Yeah!
>
> [Fatt Rob: Financial viability, yeah. (Here
> Fucktater simultaneously says "It's the same
> thing.")]
>
> You get suits in New York in a big room and they
> come up with ideas as to how they can main..tain
> that bottom line. And that exists in the world of
> ih- ih, in so many different worlds. You can
> start with cigarette companies and you can move
> right through uh, the NFL and ih- it's just
> corporate America. [Fatt Rob: Yeah.] It is, you
> don't have to be a Republican or a Democrat to
> know this.
>
> [El Spic: It's not political.]
>
> No. Everybody (unintelligible)
>
> [El Spic: Look what's happening right now in Flint
> Michigan.] because who cares>
>
> Then Fucktater says "We're getting dumber." Well,
> I agree that HE's getting dumber, if that's even
> possible.
>
> One wonders if his time in lawyers' offices was a
> reference to his two divorces. Because otherwise
> why would a lawyer have that slob in his office.
> I know D&M talked about having to meet with K
> Street lawyers about show content and Don tells
> the story well.

I'm only up to the mailbag segment, so haven't gotten to this point yet. Great work on what I'm sure is a 100% faithful transcription. Part of my confidence in that is the fact that it doesn't make any fucking sense. I can't figure out what the fuck they are talking about. I can't wait to hear it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 04:54PM

That made me giggle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 07, 2016 05:32PM

Nice blobb! That sone has only been out for months and it was brought up on Stern then. But you can't afford xm.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:06PM

Reading the transcript, that is why I can't listen.
Mike's a drunk and get his message across.
it's an alcohol thing....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 06:08PM

*can't*

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 07, 2016 07:54PM

Oh I have little doubt Mike's been in some spinning rooms...

But what the fuck is a "spin room"?

Do tell Mike!

And Robb, shut the fuck up, you know shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: January 07, 2016 07:57PM

CaptainCupcake Wrote:
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> Blobbbb is part of R&Js murder mystery again
> tonight at the DC Improv. The show is sold out. I
> missed it last time and I wanted to get tickets
> but I was too late.


But what if you wind up sitting next to him? After he delivers his one line, he no doubt laughs about it for 15 minutes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:08PM

With apologies to Survivor, Mike O'Meara has

The Eye of the Wuss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: @shankbitch ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:19PM

hope you shank it bitch Wrote:
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> if you want to see a man's true
> character, play golf with them.

What a sheltered life you have led.

If you want to see a man's true character, go into combat with them.

There, fixed it for ya buttercup.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbsdarkdesire ()
Date: January 07, 2016 08:54PM

now they're double clutching the fake laffs, its like its supposed to be so fucking funny they have to pause mid cackle and ratchet it up more.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: what ? me work? ()
Date: January 07, 2016 09:11PM

robb will forever kiss omeara'S ass in every way possible for one simple reason. as long as he has this podcast to commute to and from leesburg daily , the total time consumed each day allows him to pretend its a job without which he would be forced to seek real employment....maybe oscar could teach him to silo and curate

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: hope you shank it bitch ()
Date: January 07, 2016 09:22PM

shankbitch : most people haven't been in combat . so if you cant be in combat , golf is indeed a measure of a man 's character. not his score but his honor. but you sound like you prob. dont like golf. there fixed it buttercup.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:34PM

Looking forward to "TMOS Weight Loss Challenge 2016." LFF and LPS always stick to their diets and see them through for long-lasting, healthy results. Good luck, boys!
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