They Are Beautiful, They Are White And They Are All Mine....

We Have Detected High Levels Of Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives This Week.



~SLV~

We're Still Waiting For Your Maui Pics To Be Developed, Did You Turn In Your Exposed Film Cartridges To CVS Yet, Please Advise


Kay Sirah Sirah 2015

For the fan club: I knew that'd do it. If you kicked me out to protect yourselves from having to read criticism of Mike, you're infants too. If you booted me to protect your dear leader from having to see it, remember that he blocked me almost 2 years ago for an equally stupid reason. Maybe one of the three of you he hasn't blocked yet can say Hi for me.

That interview with the Courtney guy was great; how El Spic pointed out that he was a "hack" and Fuckerdoodle sounding like the bastard child of Ben Carson and Hilary Clinton "60,000 people? Maybe we should get on board this social media stuff so we can get the word out about the Mike O'Meara Show." Guess what FDB? The word got out long ago and the response was a massive thumbs down.

And Harry's Razors can suck my ass.

On today's show:

20 minute opening: Mike and Robb give Rob Ford crap for not being able to get Mike an interview with Craig Ferguson. Apparently the intern is now the producer? Mike demands that Craig is booked on the show. The end result is Mike making a prank phone call to Ferguson's publicist. Maybe not so much a prank, but leaving a voice mail for the publicist while using a silly voice.

Also in the opening - Robb makes racist remarks about Native Americans and Hispanics.

Segment One: Mike is up at 5:30 again because his kid will only sleep for 11 hours. Mike complains about listener Courtney Calkins (sp?) again, this time because the listener made an Amazon promo for the show using clips of little Michael. Inexplicably, Mike refers to Courtney as an "idea thief." When Robb asks why, Mike asks Robb if he trusts Courtney with his life. I'm not sure what to make of this. There's a controversy about whether Courtney buys his Twitter followers.

Mike logic - So if I have three thousand Twitter followers and the show has ten thousand followers, I have thirteen thousand followers? (This later becomes a statement of fact.)

Segmemt Two: Call Courtney (it's "early early" in California). Discussion about how he has so many Twitter followers. ("This is fascinating! I'll be honest, I'm fascinated by this.") Mike welcomes Courtney's brilliant strategy of getting so many Twitter followers (i.e. #followback). Mike asks if they should get involved with Twitter. ("My brain hurts after this discussion.")

Segment Three: Discussion of the quality of play in the NFL. Mike speaks in generalities and Robb chimes in to agree. Shockingly, it was agreed that the NFL should be more like it was in the past. Less showboating, more brains. This conversation was expanded over 15 minutes.

Mike's Entertainment News And Sumthin Sumthin. Grammy talk. Robb mentions that everyone got sick of Uptown Funk. "What if James Bay's middle name was E? He would be James E. Bay. Thank you." Robb tips in about the difference between Record of the Year and Song of the Year.

About the kicker: "And, I would say, before I read this story, just note that my kicker line at the end of the story makes no sense, it just sounded funny to me." It was about how a 91 year old woman died while having sex with a 49 year old man. Mike wonders, "Did they have to... DUST for fingerprints?"

YouTube. Fruit cake challenge. Shopping days jingle. Mike's tired of Star Wars. John Lennon Monday Night Football tape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYk1VVWFP-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQM2vXZ6bOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n73GFvAyIjs

That's all.

Wow.
Speechless.



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Well done, Boneus. Also, in the Autism Vault EVERYFUCKINGBODY started talking over the Star Wars theme. Their idea of how to do a show is "take something that might be interesting and make sure no one can hear it."

You know it's really not cool to post pics of me without my permission.

OBSESSIVE TROLLS....

-Todd

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> You know it's really not cool to post pics of me
> without my permission.
>
> OBSESSIVE TROLLS....
>
> -Todd

Yeah! Me either, fuckers! I don't trust you with my life!

Go ahead and post my girls though. They don't have any spark in their eyes. Godless, I guess.

Love you all more than a friend,
Michael Sean Patrick O'Meara, Kentucky Colonel and Renegade Pig

Todd pretty much gave the world permission to use his photos when he uploaded them to Facebook. New to the Internets, I see.

Todd. Can I post pictures of your troll-like visage on FFXU? We will take no response as a definite yes.

Whatever...

Obsess much?

-Todd

Notice how Todd and Patton both sign their posts? Hmmm....

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> Notice how Todd and Patton both sign their posts?
> Hmmm....

Hmmm indeed.

-The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
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Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's ability to get guests.

"We had to outsource the booking."

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> Notice how Todd and Patton both sign their posts?
> Hmmm....


Hello Sweet Britches, Call Me ASAP.

~SLV~

yep sure Wrote:
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> We're Still Waiting For Your Maui Pics To Be
> Developed, Did You Turn In Your Exposed Film
> Cartridges To CVS Yet, Please Advise
>
>
> Kay Sirah Sirah 2015


Maui Is Still A Couple Weeks Out. Can't Wait To Hit Malls For Some Power Shopping, Catch A Few Movies Hang Out At The Hard Rock, Eat Some Killer Meals...
Indoor Pee Week Golf Maybe Another Tatoo
Photos To Follow

~SLV~

Mr. Thickness, your shtick has gotten old and lame enough to euthanize. You are advised.

It's pretty fucking obvious. Hope Mike sees this.

peek! Great news! Your long wait since November 1 is over!

Cake and Cookies has a new episode!

Please to listen and report back, mr peek? The time away can only have resulted in a superlative thing of audio beauty, no?

I used to look forward each day to D&M. It was the highlight of my day. Later, TMOS was my go-to for the commute home. The former is long gone and the latter has devolved into utter garbage. Haven't listened in two years. Now, this forum is my end-of-day treat -- including Mr. Thickness's nonsense.

mr.thickness leads a lonely lonely life. even in his fantasy world he cant get a significant other as you notice he's always alone on his various exploits....as for todays show...intern lesson ? i hate it when these lazy bastards act so superior to the unpaid help .oscar continues his evolvement into a smug, self satisfied, superior acting ass kissing prick. i would like to know what the fuck he actually does at these "jobs" he braggs about. his travel expenses for the year, total time off for traveling , sick days and holidays etc. he acts like he's independently wealthy by his own devices instead of daddy 's who i would bet set oscar up financially upon college graduation if not much earlier. ...their attitude talking with the podcaster today , their insults and lack of respect, revealed a lot about their character. and then mike has the balls to try to invoke the chumps help after dissing him then cuts off his plug ( jealous LPS )...as for Robb i would guess his "big daddy " must have left him big bucks that enable the lazy bastard not to work. his wife surely would have left him were this not the case. she could do a lot better than LPS ....and mike who is super sensitive to any criticism is not hesitant to spew on others in a public setting. he's a real beauty. his recent golf outing with the wife and mom in law tells you so much about the guy. the question is not if, but when ,she leaves ...its like following a soap opera .entertaining at times, irritating at times...fact is , these are not very nice people if they feel they are above you. although they can turn on the charm its phoney

master therion Wrote:
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> mr.thickness leads a lonely lonely life. even in
> his fantasy world he cant get a significant other
> as you notice he's always alone on his various
> exploits....as for todays show...intern lesson ? i
> hate it when these lazy bastards act so superior
> to the unpaid help .oscar continues his evolvement
> into a smug, self satisfied, superior acting ass
> kissing prick. i would like to know what the fuck
> he actually does at these "jobs" he braggs about.
> his travel expenses for the year, total time off
> for traveling , sick days and holidays etc. he
> acts like he's independently wealthy by his own
> devices instead of daddy 's who i would bet set
> oscar up financially upon college graduation if
> not much earlier. ...their attitude talking with
> the podcaster today , their insults and lack of
> respect, revealed a lot about their character. and
> then mike has the balls to try to invoke the
> chumps help after dissing him then cuts off his
> plug ( jealous LPS )...as for Robb i would guess
> his "big daddy " must have left him big bucks that
> enable the lazy bastard not to work. his wife
> surely would have left him were this not the case.
> she could do a lot better than LPS ....and mike
> who is super sensitive to any criticism is not
> hesitant to spew on others in a public setting.
> he's a real beauty. his recent golf outing with
> the wife and mom in law tells you so much about
> the guy. the question is not if, but when ,she
> leaves ...its like following a soap opera
> .entertaining at times, irritating at times...fact
> is , these are not very nice people if they feel
> they are above you. although they can turn on the
> charm its phoney

This pretty much sums it up. Add in Mike is an alcoholic and gambling addict and Carla is a dunce. That's about all there is to it.

SlumbeParty Wrote:
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> master therion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mr.thickness leads a lonely lonely life. even
> in
> > his fantasy world he cant get a significant
> other
> > as you notice he's always alone on his various
> > exploits....as for todays show...intern lesson ?
> i
> > hate it when these lazy bastards act so
> superior
> > to the unpaid help .oscar continues his
> evolvement
> > into a smug, self satisfied, superior acting
> ass
> > kissing prick. i would like to know what the
> fuck
> > he actually does at these "jobs" he braggs
> about.
> > his travel expenses for the year, total time
> off
> > for traveling , sick days and holidays etc. he
> > acts like he's independently wealthy by his own
> > devices instead of daddy 's who i would bet set
> > oscar up financially upon college graduation if
> > not much earlier. ...their attitude talking
> with
> > the podcaster today , their insults and lack of
> > respect, revealed a lot about their character.
> and
> > then mike has the balls to try to invoke the
> > chumps help after dissing him then cuts off his
> > plug ( jealous LPS )...as for Robb i would
> guess
> > his "big daddy " must have left him big bucks
> that
> > enable the lazy bastard not to work. his wife
> > surely would have left him were this not the
> case.
> > she could do a lot better than LPS ....and mike
> > who is super sensitive to any criticism is not
> > hesitant to spew on others in a public setting.
> > he's a real beauty. his recent golf outing with
> > the wife and mom in law tells you so much about
> > the guy. the question is not if, but when ,she
> > leaves ...its like following a soap opera
> > .entertaining at times, irritating at
> times...fact
> > is , these are not very nice people if they
> feel
> > they are above you. although they can turn on
> the
> > charm its phoney
>
> This pretty much sums it up. Add in Mike is an
> alcoholic and gambling addict and Carla is a
> dunce. That's about all there is to it.

That is a formula for a special baby.

Based on my understanding, since Mike hasn't paid into a pension since he married Carla, if they get a divorce, she is owed nothing from the pension. He would still owe child support, but if she expects a pension windfall, she really is a dunce.

I'm guessing all of this is correct. Especially in Robb's case. You simply can't maintain a family on podcasting wages. Even with Kappy, although if she is underwriting this piece of shit to the extent that they can fuck off like this, then she's the dunce.

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> For the fan club: I knew that'd do it. If you
> kicked me out to protect yourselves from having to
> read criticism of Mike, you're infants too. If you
> booted me to protect your dear leader from having
> to see it, remember that he blocked me almost 2
> years ago for an equally stupid reason. Maybe one
> of the three of you he hasn't blocked yet can say
> Hi for me.

Meanwhile Rob LeBlanc lives on. Also, Fred Pankratius for that matter.

Capricious, man.
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Mark Traphagen makes a point worth considering, but I would say the biggest roadblock to the success of TMOS is the presence of Mike O'Meara. There's a cascade effect where stories don't get told all the way through, Fatt Rob needs to suck up, break in (Yeah! Sure! Love it!), political discourse gets snuck in, technology is not understood, conversations are not followed, dog shit doesn't get cleaned up, babies are allowed to walk into traffic, excuses are made, Guinness is blamed because it's poison, not to mention IPAs with their damnable Budweiser-like alcohol content, porkchops are eaten in hospital rooms, suitcases are thrown, golfballs are charged to the show like so many snow blowers, and the list just fuckin' goes on. Mike O'Meara is the problem.

If Mike could be successful on terrestrial radio, he'd be on terrestrial radio.
He pods because he can't do it any other way.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> If Mike could be successful on terrestrial radio,
> he'd be on terrestrial radio.
> He pods because he can't do it any other way.

If he could be ON terrestrial radio, he'd be on terrestrial radio. "Successful" is asking a little much. And he thinks the explosion sound effect is a good idea. Really, fuck that guy.

Yaz is a fag.

685...Semper Fat
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What started the latest klubber revolt?

Loving it, and dying for more back story.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> What started the latest klubber revolt?
>
> Loving it, and dying for more back story.


This time it was Rob LeBlanc, noting that he'd been unfriended and blocked by LFF for pointing out that the "woman getting hit by a stop sign" video was a fake. Patrick McHugh commiserated and Meg W. said that that might be the dumbest reason yet, then called him a "fucking infant". Baroody chimed in with a bit about how Buzz was ridiculed for years, and away it went. More of the thread:
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> What started the latest klubber revolt?
>
> Loving it, and dying for more back story.

Mike posted a video of some news reported in the middle of a storm being hit by a flying stop sign. A fan club member told him it is fake and Mike blocked him. Guy complained about it to the fan club and that prompted the usual comments about how thin skinned Mike is.

Edit: Dammit.



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Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> Todd. Can I post pictures of your troll-like
> visage on FFXU? We will take no response as a
> definite yes.


ahahahahahahahaha

Time for a pep talk about the time value of money...
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Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> Notice how Todd and Patton both sign their posts?
> Hmmm....


Deception, thy name is Hess

18006361067 Wrote:
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> Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's ability to get
> guests.


Or criticize someone else's weight? Or their penchant for talking too much?

I have curated a fine selection of artisanal TMOS images just in time for the holidays.
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That thread is awesome. Thanks for posting!

Yeah, thanks for posting that. I didn't realize NINE PEOPLE agree with me. Better ban a few more there, Stephen! But be sure to insist that you've only kicked out 3 people while you do it. We all totally believe you.

Seriously? I just watched that video , it's fucking fake from a mile away. ..

The image of Shrekwak is still one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> Whatever...
>
> Obsess much?
>
> -Todd

You mean do I post sycophantic ass kissing drivel to feed the insatiable ego of a delusional has been narcissist in addition to defending him in a forum that speaks the truth about his laziness and petty vanity? No.....I do not obsess much

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Seriously? I just watched that video , it's
> fucking fake from a mile away. ..


Are you sure? What was your viewing angle in relation to your monitor? Were you on the back of a pickup truck or on the road? Do you have a degree from AU?



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Carla: I suggested Mike outsource arranging guests for his show to Gary Stein. He didn't really care for my idea.

peekza Wrote:
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> Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> > Todd. Can I post pictures of your troll-like
> > visage on FFXU? We will take no response as a
> > definite yes.
>
>
> ahahahahahahahaha


NO

Hater's going to hate.


-Todd

peekza Wrote:
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> 18006361067 Wrote:
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> > Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's ability to
> get
> > guests.
>
>
> Or criticize someone else's weight? Or their
> penchant for talking too much?


Or post on board obsessing over other people, because they are KEYBOARD WARRIORS.

-Todd

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Time for a pep talk about the time value of
> money...


you've done the Lord's Work

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 18006361067 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's ability
> to
> > get
> > > guests.
> >
> >
> > Or criticize someone else's weight? Or their
> > penchant for talking too much?
>
>
> Or post on board obsessing over other people,
> because they are KEYBOARD WARRIORS.
>
> -Todd

You're not a keyboard warrior Todd, you're a registered sex offender

-peekza

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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> -----
> > Seriously? I just watched that video , it's
> > fucking fake from a mile away. ..
>
>
> Are you sure? What was your viewing angle in
> relation to your monitor? Where you on the back of
> a pickup truck or on the road? Do you have a
> degree from AU?


yesssssssssssssssssss

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > 18006361067 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's ability
> to
> > get
> > > guests.
> >
> >
> > Or criticize someone else's weight? Or their
> > penchant for talking too much?
>
>
> Or post on board obsessing over other people,
> because they are KEYBOARD WARRIORS.
>
> -Todd

And that, my friends, is poor Todd's (what is it with double consonants at the end of names?) attempt at a mic drop.

"Keyboard warrior" and "internet tough guy" are the accusations of a faggot.

Are you a faggot Todd?

-The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara

exffx Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Seriously? I just watched that video , it's
> > fucking fake from a mile away. ..
>
>
> Are you sure? What was your viewing angle in
> relation to your monitor? Were you on the back of
> a pickup truck or on the road? Do you have a
> degree from AU?

Why no, no I don't.

Word on the street is that Shannon Yoga In One is one her way out.

Robb, Send Me a Fruit Cake You Tight Ass...


~SLV~

Predicted here by this particular cowboy, Totally shaved.

It made for good pod, but how ironic that the voicemail they played today was better than all the podcasts put together. They should have sent them ALL the fruitcakes. That's how you do radio and oh, by the way, GET MOTHERFUCKING GODDAM MEDIA COVERAGE!!!!!!!!!! And yes, SOCIAL MEDIA YOU RETARDS. That voicemail could "go viral" while nothing the show does on its own could.

It's as if Steve Jobs or Bill Gates said "Get me the stupidest people you can find."

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> "Keyboard warrior" and "internet tough guy" are
> the accusations of a faggot.
>
> Are you a faggot Todd?
>
> -The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara


smart money agrees with you

InsiderInpho Wrote:
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> Word on the street is that Shannon Yoga In One is
> one her way out.


He'll just put another Junkette on scholarship...Black Lauren, your time has finally come

peekza Wrote:
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> InsiderInpho Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Word on the street is that Shannon Yoga In One
> is
> > one her way out.
>
>
> He'll just put another Junkette on
> scholarship...Black Lauren, your time has finally
> come

To borrow from the Jungle Brothers, "all time is Black Lauren's time" Africa 'cause AfriCAN!

As Bane pointed out, when you're talking about options, you've already pulled the pin.

Bane is waiting for you, Shannon.

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> "Keyboard warrior" and "internet tough guy" are
> the accusations of a faggot.
>
> Are you a faggot Todd?
>
> -The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara


Why yes I am!

-Todd Hess

Mike OMeara Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Keyboard warrior" and "internet tough guy" are
> > the accusations of a faggot.
> >
> > Are you a faggot Todd?
> >
> > -The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara
>
>
> Why yes I am!
>
> -Todd Hess


Shit! I mean "Why yes I am!"

-Todd Hess

Covering the stolen stew story two days in a row was a nice touch that A REAL BROADCAST PROFESSIONAL WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF.

And can't we agree that Charlie Sheen DOES deserve AIDS?

Absolutely no truth to the rumor that Spewak's fruitcakes are the source of a norovirus outbreak. Yet.

Aaaaannnnndddd in the Autistic Vault, they're not "transposing songs into a minor key" they're changing the fucking notes of the fucking songs. Fatt Rob knows nothing about music.

And the toys recording conversations is old news.

Yesterday LFF misused "Spoiler Alert" and thought OCD stood for Obsessive-Compulsive Disease.

Buzz Burbank Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
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> -----
> > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Seriously? I just watched that video , it's
> > > fucking fake from a mile away. ..
> >
> >
> > Are you sure? What was your viewing angle in
> > relation to your monitor? Were you on the back
> of
> > a pickup truck or on the road? Do you have a
> > degree from AU?
>
> Why no, no I don't.

Nice, Buzz.

I guess Oscar's scholarship wasn't worth having to live with a dummy in grad school.

peekza Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
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> > > 18006361067 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's ability
> > to
> > > get
> > > > guests.
> > >
> > >
> > > Or criticize someone else's weight? Or their
> > > penchant for talking too much?
> >
> >
> > Or post on board obsessing over other people,
> > because they are KEYBOARD WARRIORS.
> >
> > -Todd
>
> You're not a keyboard warrior Todd, you're a
> registered sex offender
>
> -peekza


Your sister told me she was 18.


-Todd

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I guess Oscar's scholarship wasn't worth having to
> live with a dummy in grad school.

I have always liked Oscar on the show, but it has been clear from day one that he treats Shannon like crap at worst and like a second class citizen at best.

Can you imagine how he must be treating her now that he is stressed out with Business School?


Shannon, if by some chance you read this, just leave. Seriously. Leave him. If you feel you can't afford to live by yourself, that is no reason to stay. Just get out, and move on with your life and you will be so much happier. You can't fix him.

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I guess Oscar's scholarship wasn't worth having
> to
> > live with a dummy in grad school.
>
> I have always liked Oscar on the show, but it has
> been clear from day one that he treats Shannon
> like crap at worst and like a second class citizen
> at best.
>
> Can you imagine how he must be treating her now
> that he is stressed out with Business School?
>
>
> Shannon, if by some chance you read this, just
> leave. Seriously. Leave him. If you feel you
> can't afford to live by yourself, that is no
> reason to stay. Just get out, and move on with
> your life and you will be so much happier. You
> can't fix him.

How dare you! Mike has always made it clear that whatever else the show is, he judges his "band of brothers" by how they treat family!

Maybe Oscar's IS a jerk who treats Shannon like a slave and breaks her electronic devices. He bolts to his Mom's side anytime she needs help and always sides with Mama in disagreements.

Speaking of family, who has more love of family than Mike? he's currently spreading his love between several different families and 3 children. Four if you count Carla. And two of those girls he doesn't even like!

Robb? He gives so much he's letting his wife cry in parking lots, walk dogs or re-finish furniture; whatever it takes to pay the bills. A lesser man might step in and help but what does he care? Needed cash is just a call to Sharon away.

Look at Shannon! One night out at the bars and she'll be moving in with a new boyfriend in a week. Meanwhile Oscar's forehead keeps growing, along with his grad school debt. But I'm sure those killer bucks he will be bringing down will cover it.

By the way, I don't have an MBA but most of the people who work for me do. They aren't that valuable, IMHO. You are judged by the value you bring to an organization, not the shit you have hanging on a wall. Companies place more value on a good salesman with a GED than they do a big talker with no successes and an MBA.

InsiderInpho Wrote:
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> Word on the street is that Shannon Yoga In One is
> one her way out.


Is Ol' Crazy Eyes back in the picture?

Shaved Shannon Wrote:
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> Look at Shannon! One night out at the bars and
> she'll be moving in with a new boyfriend in a
> week. Meanwhile Oscar's forehead keeps growing,
> along with his grad school debt. But I'm sure
> those killer bucks he will be bringing down will
> cover it.
>
> By the way, I don't have an MBA but most of the
> people who work for me do. They aren't that
> valuable, IMHO. You are judged by the value you
> bring to an organization, not the shit you have
> hanging on a wall. Companies place more value on a
> good salesman with a GED than they do a big talker
> with no successes and an MBA.

Is that the official homo position? Cause you sound like a homo.

I think old crazy eyes is married and being a cunt to some miserable moron.

As I Sit Here Straining Stools (Damn You Taco Bell Nacho Sauce), I Dream Of Maui Tacos In A Strip-Mall Near Napili And The Hours To Be Spent At Whalers Village And The Shops At Wailea. So Close Yet So Far My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives



~SLV~

Dude, no one goes to Hawaii to shop. Stuff is more expensive there. Pack it in with a locked room and a Luger.

That sad case doesn't go to Hawaii, period.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Yesterday LFF misused "Spoiler Alert" and thought
> OCD stood for Obsessive-Compulsive Disease.


damn genetics

In Mike's case, OCD stands for Obese Complaining DickNozzle.

I thought in Mike's case OCD stands for "O'Meara's C. Diff."

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> >
> > > -----
> > > > 18006361067 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Fun to hear Robb chastise someone's
> ability
> > > to
> > > > get
> > > > > guests.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Or criticize someone else's weight? Or
> their
> > > > penchant for talking too much?
> > >
> > >
> > > Or post on board obsessing over other people,
> > > because they are KEYBOARD WARRIORS.
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> > You're not a keyboard warrior Todd, you're a
> > registered sex offender
> >
> > -peekza
>
>
> Your sister told me she was 18.
>
>
> -Todd


I think you're confused
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I'm sorry, and this is like kicking a dog, but how the fuck do you leave the house looking like that if not in pursuit of looking less like that the next day?

He has ruined American Beauty T-shirts for me forever. Tod, be on the lookout for Zombie Jerry Garcia.

Two more Weight Not customers, giving new meaning to "bumping uglies." The horror, the horror.

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I'm sorry, and this is like kicking a dog, but how
> the fuck do you leave the house looking like that
> if not in pursuit of looking less like that the
> next day?
>
> He has ruined American Beauty T-shirts for me
> forever. Tod, be on the lookout for Zombie Jerry
> Garcia.
>
> Two more Weight Not customers, giving new meaning
> to "bumping uglies." The horror, the horror.


Yeah, I wasn't happy to see that shirt desecrated that way either.

A beard is not a substitute for a jawline,You hot dog necked mongoloid.

Robb calling MSNBC's Morning Joe a "real television news program" is like calling the TMOS podcast a real radio program.

After we get our tax check Mike!
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You know the scene in Animal House when they are showing pictures of pledges on a slide projector screen and they put up the picture of Flounder?
That is what I feel like when I see pictures of Todd Hess posted here.

But he IS the poster boy for the TMOS listener...

He is their demo....

I get the ire directed at the klubbers, but I think it's important to focus on the shortcomings of the krewe and not the mouth breathers who listen.

I agree that the Klubbers are innocents for the most part. We really should be focusing on the Krewe. I also am confused by the beards and goatees orbiting the TMOS universe though. Confounding facial hair seems to play a large role in the show and its listeners.

You're right. How about this? Spewak on his execrable Cake and Cookies, opined that Mrs. Garrett would be a better lover than Jessica Fletcher. And it was not said as a goof. If you listen, he'd clearly spent a lot of time thinking about and reaching that conclusion. To her credit, Katie was repulsed.

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> You're right. How about this? Spewak on his
> execrable Cake and Cookies, opined that Mrs.
> Garrett would be a better lover than Jessica
> Fletcher. And it was not said as a goof. If you
> listen, he'd clearly spent a lot of time thinking
> about and reaching that conclusion. To her credit,
> Katie was repulsed.


Sex with Robb would replse anybody...Why do you think Cary cries in her car?

Focus on What Matters Wrote:
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> I get the ire directed at the klubbers, but I
> think it's important to focus on the shortcomings
> of the krewe and not the mouth breathers who
> listen.


I think you're missing the point

peekza Wrote:
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> Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> -----
> > You're right. How about this? Spewak on his
> > execrable Cake and Cookies, opined that Mrs.
> > Garrett would be a better lover than Jessica
> > Fletcher. And it was not said as a goof. If you
> > listen, he'd clearly spent a lot of time
> thinking
> > about and reaching that conclusion. To her
> credit,
> > Katie was repulsed.
>
>
> Sex with Robb would replse anybody...Why do you
> think Cary cries in her car?

Earlier in C&C, Katie says recently she was seen nude by her neighbor. Spewak made her stretch that story out so loooooooong. When she tried to move ahead too quickly for his enjoyment, he told her to slow way down. HBS is so proud.

How Many Shopping Days Ill Christmas Babies, Please Advise


~SLV~

I Advise You To Stop Posting And Go Away.



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