How much does "having a night" cost? $100+? He seems to have one of those a couple of nights a week. Just cutting that shit out, Carla can have a vehicle for their their kid. He shouldn't be out boozing anyway.

Gay Divorcee Wrote:
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> How much does "having a night" cost? $100+? He
> seems to have one of those a couple of nights a
> week. Just cutting that shit out, Carla can have a
> vehicle for their their kid. He shouldn't be out
> boozing anyway.

Oh, I don't think anybody doubts LFF's ability to spend cash in a bar, or a casino, or a restaurant, or a bar, or a motorcycle dealership, or a bar, or an Apple store, or a bar.

DwokkaDwokka Wrote:
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> Gay Divorcee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How much does "having a night" cost? $100+? He
> > seems to have one of those a couple of nights a
> > week. Just cutting that shit out, Carla can have
> a
> > vehicle for their their kid. He shouldn't be
> out
> > boozing anyway.
>
> Oh, I don't think anybody doubts LFF's ability to
> spend cash in a bar, or a casino, or a restaurant,
> or a bar, or a motorcycle dealership, or a bar, or
> an Apple store, or a bar.

Or an infomercial after having a night. Or a bar. Anything other than on his family. He has listeners for that.

Surprise, surprise: some of that New York Scoot Gang were cops! Should be fun listening to Mike defend them even more now:

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=9274018

'State Theatre can hold up to (max) 500 people.
But I believe that is with the balcony open. you start with 375 people when you sell that out they give you the option to release more tickets for the balcony."


I believe the current capacity of the State theatre is more around a 1,000. After a redoing of the theatre, close to 2 years ago now, capacity was increased from 750. In the past could stand both in the pit in front of stage and at back of theatre, that has been eliminated by he addition of tables. Also balconies with tables were built along the sides of the theatre. I assume this redo of the State was in response to all the new music venues that have opened up in D.C. in the last year or so. Problem, as I view it, is the State doesn't get nearly the number of decent acts it use too.

Anyways, capacity of State is now 1,000. Maybe LFF is getting them to put in more tables to create the illusion of a real sold out show?

'It's a better show, don't ya think, without Buzz? That is, as a 3-person show. Before this, it would be heavy on the Mike and Robb chatter -- with Buzz and Oscar mostly silent. Oscar is a much more active participant now.'


You mean more participation by Oskar in terms of using verbal crutches like "OH THAT'S AMAZING!" and then doing that hyena laugh of his



I think Psycho was too smart for him

I've casually scanned a few back pages. I see no mention that WTNT, home of the mighty LFF radio show, will be going all Spanish on Dec. 1


adios fat arse

enzo Wrote:
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> As a lifetime motorcyclist with Moto Guzzis, HRC
> Honda race bikes and BMWs, there is nothing Fatman
> ever said on the radio that is remotely connected
> to actual riding. He clearly does not belong on a
> motorcycle and never did. No one I know would see
> him as a rider. He is a gay pirate poser. He is
> a horrible accident about to happen.

The accident already happened, when Mary O'Meara didn't insist on a condom.

DwokkaDwokka Wrote:
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> Gay Divorcee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How much does "having a night" cost? $100+? He
> > seems to have one of those a couple of nights a
> > week. Just cutting that shit out, Carla can have
> a
> > vehicle for their their kid. He shouldn't be
> out
> > boozing anyway.
>
> Oh, I don't think anybody doubts LFF's ability to
> spend cash in a bar, or a casino, or a restaurant,
> or a bar, or a motorcycle dealership, or a bar, or
> an Apple store, or a bar.

Now you understand why he felt swindled by the Genius Bar. Not a drop in sight.

274...Semper Fat...

New York Scoot Gang Wrote:
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> Surprise, surprise: some of that New York Scoot
> Gang were cops! Should be fun listening to Mike
> defend them even more now:
>
> http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/loc
> al/new_york&id=9274018


He defended those dickhead bikers? Wow. By chance, do you remember which episode this was?

Just a comment on Geronimo going off the air
after listening to DGS he revealed a little of what happened after he left the D&M show
he interviewed with a Detroit station, a station in southern Florida, something in Chicago, he looked at getting on in Europe and attempted to get on XM/sirrus

all of those attempts were met with various results
he didn't like Detroit and Florida wanted some Spanish shit thrown in, Chicago focused on sports and satellite radio has no money, and apparently England will drop the hammer on anyone that speaks negatively about anyone

don still has his high powered jew radio manager and plenty of money

I don't see him out of radio for long, give it a few months to negotiate the release of his contract and he'll pop up on another struggling talk station

To ALL yall jelly ass haters: Mike ass is ON THE AIR an Dons aint. What u say now????!?

RP2 Wrote:
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> To ALL yall jelly ass haters: Mike ass is ON THE
> AIR an Dons aint. What u say now????!?


Talking into a computer isn't "on the air."

I agree that if Don wants to be back on the air, he will. I doubt his manager will try to negotiate out of the contract if Donnie G gets paid and it goes through June. That's not that long and it doesn't prevent the manager from looking at opportunities before then.

I don't doubt that LFF is happy to hear this news. After all, he has admitted that it makes him mad when friends, family and associates are more successful than he is. He's probably eating and drinking uncontrollably at this news.

RP2 Wrote:
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> To ALL yall jelly ass haters: Mike ass is ON THE
> AIR an Dons aint. What u say now????!?


I would say that this thread has never been about Don vs. Mike.

You complete assclown troll.

Only three groups listen to radio these days: Hillbillies down south like to listen to country music shit while cleaning the horse stall; Mexicans like full blast trumpet music shit at 5 a,m. while warming up the griddle - or something; and grouchy retired dudes like right-wing talk shit while they are working on their model trains.

Morning zoo is dead.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/06/2013 09:48AM by enzo.

enzo Wrote:
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[LFF] is a horrible accident about to happen.

We can't look away. That's why to date there is one forum page per pound of Robb. We're still chasing LFF's weight. Then we'll chase their combined weights, if they or the show hasn't gasped their or its last breath by that time. That number is SO far down the road...

We are bad people.

With very few exceptions (Howard Stern and Larry King, for example) most radio talent find fewer opportunities as they hit their 50s. Don and Mike aren't immune to this. Don will continue to go down market until he's in his 60s spinning oldies in Ft Walton Beach, or some place like that. Mike, on the other hand, is in complete denial. He still lives with the delusion he is going to hit it big with his podcast and have some Internet empire. The reality is Carla will eventually leave him and the erosion of his audience will get to the point the Failcast is no longer sustainable. At that point, I expect he will spend most of his time at a series of bars bragging about what he used to be.

I don't think Fatman's health will sustain a podcast three years from now. But I predict an accident on the 'scoot' will come before that. He's no rider and has no business on two wheels.

RP2 Wrote:
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> To ALL yall jelly ass haters: Mike ass is ON THE
> AIR an Dons aint. What u say now????!?


Pictured: Jelly ass haters
Attachments:

I'm not sure which is more annoyng - that horse's ass Rob(b)'s cackling like a demented person, or RP2's weak attempts to convince us that he's a happenin' nigga. I haven't seen a less-convincing attempt to come across as a natural jive-speaker since the ole white lady in 'Airplane!'

RP2 Wrote:
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> To ALL yall jelly ass haters: Mike ass is ON THE
> AIR an Dons aint. What u say now????!?

"That temp-lovin' Luckenbill bitch be wrong as usual. First day Doug comes in, right off tha muthafuckin' bat, I find tha muthafucka sittin' in my dope cubicle, messin' wit' my fly Executive Stress Ball. Tha last fool who did that got his ass kicked Yuen Biao-style, but I decide to let it slide this time, 'cause tha bruthah be new and everything. I aks Doug what kind of experience he gots in accountz reeceevin', and he say none. "Ain't you never even took no Principles of Accountin' in high school?" I says. He say no. Damn. Thas straight-up wack, man. I figure everybody take that introductory shit in school. Except tha H-Dog, that is. I learned my accountin' on tha street."

THAT's how it's done, dumbuck.

RP2 Wrote:
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> To ALL yall jelly ass haters: Mike ass is ON THE
> AIR an Dons aint. What u say now????!?

Hey, that's great news, Mike is on the air. fantastic, good job getting a radio gig Mike!

RP2, I am ready to eat my words - since Mike is on the air, where to I tune in?

Donnie was just one ratings point away from having his own podcast and Mike is one download away from telling the Blobb to stop coming over.

Just Say No Wrote:
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> I'm not sure which is more annoyng - that horse's
> ass Rob(b)'s cackling like a demented person, or
> RP2's weak attempts to convince us that he's a
> happenin' nigga. I haven't seen a less-convincing
> attempt to come across as a natural jive-speaker
> since the ole white lady in 'Airplane!'


Blob(b) is more annoying than everything. I'm surprised you didn't know that.

Once again Mike is slamming Apple for iOS 7. He upgraded because he heard great things about it, but did zero research before upgrading. If you hate change, then don't upgrade. You have the Tech 411 podcaster in your house daily; why not discuss possible upgrades with him first? Granted, Oscar didn't know what a dongle is, and couldn't recall what Steve Ballmer does for a living, but he's light years ahead of those other guys when it comes to Apple products.

Later in the show, Mike suggested that the gang produce a viral music video to grab some of those Miley Cyrus bucks. Might I suggest a parody of Chocolate Rain, called Chocolate Bark? The lyrics practically write themselves. Mike could use his deep"I'm never, ever full" voice. And he could rent one of those fat suits to compensate for his recent Weight Not losses.

You're welcome, guys.

Jelly ass PUNK ASS bitches can't handle Mike successes! I dare one of u punks to go to Mikes SOLD OUT SHOW AT STATE HOUSE an tell it to his face.

The facts is the facts. Mike = successfull , Don = failure, yall jelly ass mugs = jelly on this thread

GETTIN IT DONE

I thought rp2 was Jabari..... But I forgot he was with RELM now.

RP2 Wrote:
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> The facts is the facts. Mike = successfull , Don =
> failure, yall jelly ass mugs = jelly on this
> thread
>
> GETTIN IT DONE


Facts IS Facts...Check Celebrity Wealth for da REAL scoreboard yo...Mike's ex-wives be ahead of him...

peekza Wrote:
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> RP2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The facts is the facts. Mike = successfull , Don
> =
> > failure, yall jelly ass mugs = jelly on this
> > thread
> >
> > GETTIN IT DONE
>
>
> Facts IS Facts...Check Celebrity Wealth for da
> REAL scoreboard yo...Mike's ex-wives be ahead of
> him...

+1 :-)

The racist stuff here sucks. Even if you're racist, the jokes haven't been good haha. You're playing yourself.

Fan since 106.7 Wrote:
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> The racist stuff here sucks. Even if you're
> racist, the jokes haven't been good haha. You're
> playing yourself.

Marion Barry and jew to jew are the funniest bits on the Fraudcast.

Fan since 106.7 Wrote:
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> - How RJ was treated while working for free.

Since you brought up the long-serving and long-suffering RJ it's an amazing piece of Internet trivia that RJ's photo is on the Google street view of Mike's house. That's how much damn time he volunteered for Mike. If you know Mike's address check it out. On the right side of the photo there is RJ's black pick-up truck and RJ. Or maybe I've just been caught Sleuthing.

It's funny to me how much Fatman does not recognize funny. He doesn't see funny in Tina Fey or stuff like Tropic Thunder. 30 Rock won best comedy writing. He doesn't get it. He doesn't like Will Ferrell or understand the funny of Old School or Vince Vaughn. He's an idiot. He's just an idiot. Headddd always agrees with him out of sheer terror. When is blatant ass kissing funny???? When is forced laugh crackling funny???????

This makes me hate the Fatman.

Fatman doesn't understand the natural funniness of RJ, either. RJ is classic.

Only RJ can save this Fraudcast.

TMOSensible Wrote:
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> Fan since 106.7 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > - How RJ was treated while working for free.
>
> Since you brought up the long-serving and
> long-suffering RJ it's an amazing piece of
> Internet trivia that RJ's photo is on the Google
> street view of Mike's house. That's how much damn
> time he volunteered for Mike. If you know Mike's
> address check it out. On the right side of the
> photo there is RJ's black pick-up truck and RJ. Or
> maybe I've just been caught Sleuthing.

Are you talking about the house on Grant Avenue with the green shutters, and when you say "black pick-up truck" do you mean red?

Dons still getting a check in the mail from CBS...until we hear different?...He will be back on the air. ...He posted a Phoenix ...back to the future...and stay cool.... photos so he's still in

If Don and Mike got back together you would have epic ballbusting. Donwould rake Mike over the coals for his behavior and Rob would return to a silent microphone in the back of the room. But then what? Would it be any good? People say they want those two back together, but just putting them in a room doesn't make for a good radio show now.

Olde Tyme Radio Wrote:
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> If Don and Mike got back together you would have
> epic ballbusting. Donwould rake Mike over the
> coals for his behavior and Rob would return to a
> silent microphone in the back of the room. But
> then what? Would it be any good? People say they
> want those two back together, but just putting
> them in a room doesn't make for a good radio show
> now.

Don wouldn't take Mike back if Mike lost 150 pounds, quit drinking, and developed a work ethic. ZERO chance.

LFF would crawl over broken glass to reunite the band.

And Don would RUN in the opposite direction.

A D&M reunion is impossible at this point. First, I don't think Don is into living in the past. Second, radio has changed and no station/network would pay that ensemble tab now. Third, and most important, no way LFF and Robb wouldn't implode under the discipline Don would want to enforce to make the program listenable. That ship has sailed.

Reunite and it Feels so Good Wrote:
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>the discipline Don would want to enforce to
> make the program listenable. That ship has sailed.


This was the sound of you hitting the nail on the head. That's exactly the problem with the show, lack of discipline. Someone needs a firm hand to make Robb shut the fuck up and stop pissing all over everything. He's the biggest stain I've ever had to listen to. He's not funny or clever, and he plays the same fucking Beatles bumper music and film snippets over and over, and trots out the same tired one-liners ad-nauseum. And Don would have had his ass for that.

Discipline comes in many forms. Self-discipline, which Mike has none of and will never get (note: gambling, drinking, eating, inability to stop bitching, etc) and the ability to be disciplined. Mike actually has neither. He hates "the suits" who try to keep him down in radio, yet it was these same people who kept him withini his parameters. This goes for his time with Don as well as his own show(s). Without any form of discipline on the fraudcast, it will fail. There is no knowing what is funny, what is not, what is good "radio" and what is not and the list goes on.

Winky Tink Wrote:
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> Discipline comes in many forms. Self-discipline,
> which Mike has none of and will never get (note:
> gambling, drinking, eating, inability to stop
> bitching, etc) and the ability to be disciplined.
> Mike actually has neither. He hates "the suits"
> who try to keep him down in radio, yet it was
> these same people who kept him withini his
> parameters. This goes for his time with Don as
> well as his own show(s). Without any form of
> discipline on the fraudcast, it will fail. There
> is no knowing what is funny, what is not, what is
> good "radio" and what is not and the list goes on.

Don's fixed his life.

Mike refuses to admit that anything's wrong.

Mike refuses to admit that anything's wrong.




Mike has never done anything wrong:

got too drunk to drive back from Charlestown, not his fault

can't drop weight, not his fault

got too drunk off Guinness, not his fault

got too drunk off Miller Light, not his fault

dog craps on the floor, not his fault

blew his knee out, not his fault

health covereage doesn't cover the birth of his child, not his fault

You think O'Meara got drunk this weekend to celebrate Don's firing or
he got drunk this weekend because he's just an alcoholic?

exffx Wrote:
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> You think O'Meara got drunk this weekend to
> celebrate Don's firing or
> he got drunk this weekend because he's just an
> alcoholic?


Yes

Right after the Fraudcast started, Buzz, Blob(b) AND Mike all blamed their various stomach ailments on Don's discipline.

He was such a hardass, he gave Mike Diverticulitis, Blob(b) a second hole in his butt and put Buzz in the hospital for three months.

Diverticulitis Wrote:
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> Right after the Fraudcast started, Buzz, Blob(b)
> AND Mike all blamed their various stomach ailments
> on Don's discipline.
>
> He was such a hardass, he gave Mike
> Diverticulitis, Blob(b) a second hole in his butt
> and put Buzz in the hospital for three months.


Well, it wasn't Mike's fault, he had a clean living lifestyle.

DON LEAVES SAC AND COMES BACK TO DC RADIO

ALONE

I wonder if LFF will mention anything about Don's situation on the failcast today. It is tempting to listen for that alone, except I am sure he will again claim he is not getting political about the government shutdown, then go on a political rant about it. Not worth it..

Oh The Humanity Wrote:
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> I wonder if LFF will mention anything about Don's
> situation on the failcast today. It is tempting
> to listen for that alone, except I am sure he will
> again claim he is not getting political about the
> government shutdown, then go on a political rant
> about it. Not worth it..


Is it worth it at all anymore?

speaking of hitting the nail on the head, "Robb pissing on everything" is exactly right. ALWAYS with the unfunny asides and the neck jerk to the side...

sometime this sight is mean, but sometimes it's very right

mikes nightmare Wrote:
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> DON LEAVES SAC AND COMES BACK TO DC RADIO
>
> ALONE

LFF's nightmare; our dream.

First time in years an interesting topic lands in LFF's lap.

No chance in hell he brings this up.

Ever notice how Mike refers to Don as "my old radio partner", never his friend, or dear friend, the Godfather of Robb's son, or anything like that? Of course, Mike also believes there are people out there who listen to TMOS because of Mike and need to be told who Don Geronimo is.

Fat baby fat Wrote:
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> Ever notice how Mike refers to Don as "my old
> radio partner", never his friend, or dear friend,
> the Godfather of Robb's son, or anything like
> that? Of course, Mike also believes there are
> people out there who listen to TMOS because of
> Mike and need to be told who Don Geronimo is.

If you took an ad out in the paper today, and announced, "At 5PM, Don Geronimo will be in Bar A in Fairfax, to meet his fans. Mike O'Meara will be across the street at Bar B in Fairfax, same time," Bar A would be a LOT more crowded. A LOT more. I don't think anyone can seriously dispute that.

U think Mike ass give to shits about what all yall jelly ass haters say? Mike MAKE that money, wife is CFO, mike spit mad game on THAT podcast an sell out STATE HOUSE while ALL yall jelly ass haters DO NOTHIN. YALL JELLY ASS HATERS AINT SHIT. MIKE IS SHIT. MIKE IS {{{THE}}} SHIT. DON AINT SHIT IF DON WAS SHIT HE WOULDNT HAVE TO RUN OFF TO CALIFORNIA SCARED. RUN SACARED. DON KNEW HE COULDNT MAKE IT BACK ON THE RADIO IN DC BECAUSE MIKE ASS ALREDY CAPITOLIZED ON {{{{{{{THAT}}}}}} MARKET WITH MIKE OMEARA SHOW ON JFK. MIKE WAS SUCCESSDFUL ON JFK BUT JFK FLIPPED. SO WHAT???? JFK FLIPPED WHILE MIKE WAS ON THE TOP OF HIS GAME. WASNT MIKES FAULT. IF ANYTHING MIKE KEPT JFK AFLOTE AFTER DNM FOLDED. SO HE AND HIR CREW PICK UP THE PEACES AN ?START ONE OF {{{{THE MOST}}}} SUCCESFUL PODCASTS IN THE HISTORY OF ITUNES? MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS. MILLIONS!!!! AND YALL JELLY ASS HATERS CALL IT FAILCAST????? LAST TIME I CHECKED MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS AINT NO FAILURE. MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS IS THE TOP OF THE GAME. MULTIPLE SOLD OUT SHOWS IS THE TOP OF THE GAME. TWO PROPERTIES IS THE TOP OF THE GAME.

RP2 HAS to be Rob or Mike.

HA HA HA HA HA I WISH I WAS ROBB OR MIKE.

Mike was "at the top of his game"? I believe the ratings would tell another story.

Can someone who still listens tell me if they still say how many times the show has been downloaded and what that number is now? I'd be interested but not interested to listen myself.

RP2 Wrote:
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> HA HA HA HA HA I WISH I WAS ROBB OR MIKE.

". . . said nobody, ever."

Do you want to be fat, stupid, alcoholic, poor, or all of the above?

Wet One Wrote:
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> speaking of hitting the nail on the head, "Robb
> pissing on everything" is exactly right. ALWAYS
> with the unfunny asides and the neck jerk to the
> side...
>
> sometime this sight is mean, but sometimes it's
> very right

In Fuckwaddle's case, it's right to be mean. Tough love wouldn't work, so go straight to the mean.

RP2 Wrote:
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> U think Mike ass give to shits about what all yall
> jelly ass haters say? Mike MAKE that money, wife
> is CFO, mike spit mad game on THAT podcast an sell
> out STATE HOUSE while ALL yall jelly ass haters DO
> NOTHIN. YALL JELLY ASS HATERS AINT SHIT. MIKE IS
> SHIT. MIKE IS {{{THE}}} SHIT. DON AINT SHIT IF DON
> WAS SHIT HE WOULDNT HAVE TO RUN OFF TO CALIFORNIA
> SCARED. RUN SACARED. DON KNEW HE COULDNT MAKE IT
> BACK ON THE RADIO IN DC BECAUSE MIKE ASS ALREDY
> CAPITOLIZED ON {{{{{{{THAT}}}}}} MARKET WITH MIKE
> OMEARA SHOW ON JFK. MIKE WAS SUCCESSDFUL ON JFK
> BUT JFK FLIPPED. SO WHAT???? JFK FLIPPED
> WHILE MIKE WAS ON THE TOP OF HIS GAME. WASNT MIKES
> FAULT. IF ANYTHING MIKE KEPT JFK AFLOTE AFTER DNM
> FOLDED. SO HE AND HIR CREW PICK UP THE PEACES AN
> ?START ONE OF {{{{THE MOST}}}} SUCCESFUL PODCASTS
> IN THE HISTORY OF ITUNES? MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS.
> MILLIONS!!!! AND YALL JELLY ASS HATERS CALL IT
> FAILCAST????? LAST TIME I CHECKED MILLIONS OF
> DOWNLOADS AINT NO FAILURE. MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS
> IS THE TOP OF THE GAME. MULTIPLE SOLD OUT SHOWS IS
> THE TOP OF THE GAME. TWO PROPERTIES IS THE TOP OF
> THE GAME.

Hey yo...Do the TMOS be in the Top 200 podcasts on iTunes yet? Scoreboard yo...On a serious note...If LFF had indeed kept JFK afloat(notice correct spelling you mouthbreathin' moron), why didn't they keep him on? Chad got to keep HIS job...Hell, he took Mike's timeslot...Guess we know who the REAL hero of a post don JFK was...The Dude who stayed...

I'm so confident that Mike didn't mention it, that I'll make the prediction after the show posted. They manage to avoid the real story to keep the infomercial going.

It's an interesting concept that more than one show has failed to grasp. If the same people listen to every show, does the as really need to be that long? Joe Rogan is public enemy number one in this regard.

LFF on Don Wrote:
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> First time in years an interesting topic lands in
> LFF's lap.
>
> No chance in hell he brings this up.

Downloaded 20 million times and still can't crack the Top 200 on iTunes...In your own category...Who the Fuck is jelly of that?

RP2 Wrote:
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> U think Mike ass give to shits about what all yall
> jelly ass haters say? Mike MAKE that money, wife
> is CFO, mike spit mad game on THAT podcast an sell
> out STATE HOUSE while ALL yall jelly ass haters DO
> NOTHIN. YALL JELLY ASS HATERS AINT SHIT. MIKE IS
> SHIT. MIKE IS {{{THE}}} SHIT. DON AINT SHIT IF DON
> WAS SHIT HE WOULDNT HAVE TO RUN OFF TO CALIFORNIA
> SCARED. RUN SACARED. DON KNEW HE COULDNT MAKE IT
> BACK ON THE RADIO IN DC BECAUSE MIKE ASS ALREDY
> CAPITOLIZED ON {{{{{{{THAT}}}}}} MARKET WITH MIKE
> OMEARA SHOW ON JFK. MIKE WAS SUCCESSDFUL ON JFK
> BUT JFK FLIPPED. SO WHAT???? JFK FLIPPED
> WHILE MIKE WAS ON THE TOP OF HIS GAME. WASNT MIKES
> FAULT. IF ANYTHING MIKE KEPT JFK AFLOTE AFTER DNM
> FOLDED. SO HE AND HIR CREW PICK UP THE PEACES AN
> ?START ONE OF {{{{THE MOST}}}} SUCCESFUL PODCASTS
> IN THE HISTORY OF ITUNES? MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS.
> MILLIONS!!!! AND YALL JELLY ASS HATERS CALL IT
> FAILCAST????? LAST TIME I CHECKED MILLIONS OF
> DOWNLOADS AINT NO FAILURE. MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS
> IS THE TOP OF THE GAME. MULTIPLE SOLD OUT SHOWS IS
> THE TOP OF THE GAME. TWO PROPERTIES IS THE TOP OF
> THE GAME.


Jesse, are you happy Walter is dead?

In all the years I listened to Don & Mike, I never got the impression they liked each other.

As for celebrity, they were on Seattle radio for two years. I bet if I scoured the city I couldn't find 8 people who know who Mike O'Meara is. Why do they think he is some sort of star? He's a local dude.

RP2 eats my Gentleman's Relly.

Chad got to keep HIS job...Hell, he took Mike's timeslot...Guess we know who the REAL hero of a post don JFK was...The Dude who stayed...

to be fair, Chad has Chris Kinard's cock firmly between his lips....so there's that

Guess Mike doesn't swallow....

JFK flipped and they basically kept everyone except the MOM krewe and Oscar. It's not because the format change. Chad doesn't know shit about sports, either. It's because the fucking show sucked. It's because the ratings were shit. It's because Mike couldn't get a good guest on and when he did he butchered the shit out of the interview because he sucks. WJFK signed on for a continuation of D&M and what they got was a terrible Jack Diamond imitation. Truth is, LFF can't generate ratings. He couldn't do it on JFK, the Edge or his own Failcast. He fucking sucks. End of story.

Chad Gizbreath Wrote:
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> Chad got to keep HIS job...Hell, he took Mike's
> timeslot...Guess we know who the REAL hero of a
> post don JFK was...The Dude who stayed...
>
> to be fair, Chad has Chris Kinard's cock firmly
> between his lips....so there's that
>
> Guess Mike doesn't swallow....

Who are you foolin? Mike swallows A LOT! Alcohol...Chocolate Bark...Co-workers wine...

JFK Historian Wrote:
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> JFK flipped and they basically kept everyone
> except the MOM krewe and Oscar. It's not because
> the format change. Chad doesn't know shit about
> sports, either. It's because the fucking show
> sucked. It's because the ratings were shit. It's
> because Mike couldn't get a good guest on and when
> he did he butchered the shit out of the interview
> because he sucks. WJFK signed on for a
> continuation of D&M and what they got was a
> terrible Jack Diamond imitation. Truth is, LFF
> can't generate ratings. He couldn't do it on JFK,
> the Edge or his own Failcast. He fucking sucks.
> End of story.


Boston Market...Roasted...

actually Omeara was brought from 17th to 5th in his year post Don, but the Fan was a forgone conclusion...so off he went...but it is true, he was dick to everyone and so there was little reason to keep him. He had no interest in ratings and he only wanted a "Don" contract.

I've been catching up on two weeks of Don's show, I couldn't listen the last few weeks. It may just be a coincidence, but Don has picked up on a few of O'Meara's verbal crutches. He started saying incidentally at least a few times a show (I had never heard him say incidentally before) and he started using O'Meara's double "is" (ie. "what it is, is a ...).

Like I said, probably just a coincidence, but I wonder if Don knew he'd be out of a job and started listening to the failcast to see what his old partner is doing and if a reunion is possible. I'm assuming if this happened, there's less of a chance of a reunion now than if he didn't listen. I would love to be in the same room with Don while listening to the failcast. He would be fucking disgusted with what he was hearing.

First, any bump in LFFs ratings at JFK were the result of the last hour of his show leading into the Caps playoff broadcasts and had nothing to do with LFF. Second, there's no fucking way Don is going to get back together with Mike.

Right Here, Right Now Wrote:
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> Fat baby fat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ever notice how Mike refers to Don as "my old
> > radio partner", never his friend, or dear
> friend,
> > the Godfather of Robb's son, or anything like
> > that? Of course, Mike also believes there are
> > people out there who listen to TMOS because of
> > Mike and need to be told who Don Geronimo is.
>
> If you took an ad out in the paper today, and
> announced, "At 5PM, Don Geronimo will be in Bar A
> in Fairfax, to meet his fans. Mike O'Meara will
> be across the street at Bar B in Fairfax, same
> time," Bar A would be a LOT more crowded. A LOT
> more. I don't think anyone can seriously dispute
> that.

You're right, I do hate Jelly Ass, AKA Mike O'Meara.

FURTHER

There's no way in six hells Don is going back to Mike.

Like I said before, Don is actually a real talent when it comes to radio. Anybody who's heard the shows where he went soft and talked heartfelt about his childhood and his radio dreams would know this. He worked his ass off for what he has and honed a talent through years of experience.

Mike, I feel, just got lucky, time and again. Don saw potential, Don used him. Don knew how to run a tight ship and how to use everybody to their fullest. Yes, Freda's death ran the Don and Mike show short, but even if that tragedy didn't happen, I doubt that the show would still be around today, or at least, that Mike would be.

WJFK gave Mike a show based on Legacy, which was based on being used by a much more talented man. You look at Chad Dukes, even, and see that he stayed on past the flip, partly because he knows sports and partly because the guy, like Don, has a -real- radio drive.

In the end, Mike is a man who could do some funny voices, has a 5/10 sense of humor and got super lucky. He has/had no radio dream, he had no ambitions except to find a career where he can dick around and drink copious amounts.

Now you're there Mike. Too bad you've bought your own press so much that you've become a bloated, angry, egotistical, narcissistic, abusive fuckhead.

You should have counted your blessings after JFK let you go and faded into the limelight at the closest to the top you'd ever get.

Fuck, I quoted the wrong guy. I meant to quote RP2.

Sorry. :(

4 quick Don notes:

- His show had gotten really good again for the first time since before he went to mornings and hired a basketball team worth of on mic laughers.

- He picked up incidentally, and it was as prominent as on TMOS. It came seemingly out of nowhere.

- If you listen to the last episot now, there are a few interesting hints at his demise. Also it's a pretty good ep and still current enough if you want to check it out.

LOLscar Wrote:
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> . . . Don has picked up on a few
> of O'Meara's verbal crutches. He started saying
> incidentally at least a few times a show (I had
> never heard him say incidentally before) and he
> started using O'Meara's double "is" (ie. "what it
> is, is a ...).

5th? Except for Caps hockey,STOP MAKING SHIT UP
Radio is a bottomline biz. IF LFF was 5th, they would have given him a parade, not a hunk of coal

LFF solo = ratings poison

#910 was a classic. It had the Carla call that told us about LFF lying and driving to CharlesTown to gamble/drink/eat. But it also had a classic LFF "sports guy" moment.

At the 40 minute mark, he refers to his failing RB as "Albert Morris". Look. I know you are a "Giants fan", but anyone with even a rudimentary knowledge of fantasy football or any knowledge of the home town team knows it's Alfred Morris. Yet another example of how fucking clueless he is in regards to sports. No wonder The Fan didn't offer him anything....

I agree. Losing the dead weight was addition by subtraction. Little Joe and Drew suck and bring nothing to the table, but at least they aren't cackling hyenas like Craig. God I hated that moron so much. I do miss Phantom though. He was actually a really quick witted clever guy. It worked well with Don's "sophomoric" humor.

I'm working my way to the last show, think I'm on the third final show now. This whole week of shows was really good. I got more chuckles out of the Monday and Tuesday shows than I did in the history of the failcast. Hopefully CBS doesn't force him to wait out his contract. They really fucked this up. Just a few months ago Don was put on vacation and they ran best-ofs while they renegotiated. Why would you take all that time, get the guy signed, then pull him off the air and pay him to sit on his couch? Doesn't make sense.


Radio Lunacy Wrote:
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> 4 quick Don notes:
>
> - His show had gotten really good again for the
> first time since before he went to mornings and
> hired a basketball team worth of on mic laughers.
>
> - He picked up incidentally, and it was as
> prominent as on TMOS. It came seemingly out of
> nowhere.
>
> - If you listen to the last episot now, there are
> a few interesting hints at his demise. Also it's a
> pretty good ep and still current enough if you
> want to check it out.
>
> LOLscar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > . . . Don has picked up on a few
> > of O'Meara's verbal crutches. He started saying
> > incidentally at least a few times a show (I had
> > never heard him say incidentally before) and he
> > started using O'Meara's double "is" (ie. "what
> it
> > is, is a ...).

Did Don put out his content as a podcast? I never heard his show, kinda want to, to compare the sublime and the ridiculous!

So the Red Sox could have sewn up their advancement in the ALCS tonight, but lost to the Rays in the 9th with a Rays walk-off homer. The question is, will that be enough to make him eat and drink uncontrollably?

You can download the show from any podcast downloading site or app. I usually use the stitcher app but I don't believe you can download from there, just stream. I'd suggest you actually download them onto whatever device you use because I wouldn't be surprised if CBS deleted all of his content soon, making any steaming apps useless.


Larry Adamson Wrote:
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> Did Don put out his content as a podcast? I never
> heard his show, kinda want to, to compare the
> sublime and the ridiculous!

Took about a month off from listening. Just started listening to the sep 27 show. Within 5 minutes, Mike is hungover and it's not his fault because Jerky came over. Because that's an excuse apparently. Oscar will NOT stop cackling!!! Fucking Christ. He's said three words so far and annoyingly cackled too many times to count. Mike has said "anyway" three times already. And they just started talking about their website issues. Fuck this. I'm done for good. I just can't listen to it, it's painful.

Larry Adamson Wrote:
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> Did Don put out his content as a podcast? I never
> heard his show, kinda want to, to compare the
> sublime and the ridiculous!

Here ya go--made it easy for you. But yes, you'd better hurry and d/l anything you want to hear; I'd bet you won't be able to access it by the end of the week. (Although, it IS CBS, so who knows. Big O and Dukes' podcasts were still available on their Arizona station's site for 2 years after they were fired.)

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/category/don-geronimo/
http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheDonGeronimoShow

Hey Apple Wrote:
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>You have the
> Tech 411 podcaster in your house daily; why not
> discuss possible upgrades with him first? Granted,
> Oscar didn't know what a dongle is, and couldn't
> recall what Steve Ballmer does for a living, but
> he's light years ahead of those other guys when it
> comes to Apple products.


Lookat you... thinking Oscar knows anything about technology. Hahahaha. Oscar is as bad as Mike.

>LFF's nightmare; our dream.

No one would care if Don came back to DC. That kind of bullshit morning zoo radio is done. That's why he got fired. No one wants it or can tolerate it. It's retards.

He would do as well here as Mike would.



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Tried Monday's show because Geronimo is gone, first listen since June, holy shit what a fail-fest.

The show starts with fat fuck pronouncing the sponsor hoo-loo (like Lay King's Boo-Loo) instead of hulu, FF and it's a live read, FF and it's an informercial, FF and it's pimping the live fail, FF and it's hyena laugh track, FF and it's a live read - gave up.

Like watching a dog eat its own vomit...

Do you all think FDB has reached out to Don about getting the band back together?

I'm sure FDB knows that Don is his key to success

I figured eithe I was the only one to notice Mike's mispronunciation of Hulu or I was just being nitpicky. So glad I am not the only one who can't stand "hee-yooooo lee-yoooooo." How hard is it to say Hulu. OLD MAN alert!!!!

Literally Incidentally Wrote:
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> Tried Monday's show because Geronimo is gone,
> first listen since June, holy shit what a
> fail-fest.
>
> The show starts with fat fuck pronouncing the
> sponsor hoo-loo (like Lay King's Boo-Loo) instead
> of hulu, FF and it's a live read, FF and it's an
> informercial, FF and it's pimping the live fail,
> FF and it's hyena laugh track, FF and it's a live
> read - gave up.
>
> Like watching a dog eat its own vomit...

LOLscar Wrote:
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> You can download the show from any podcast
> downloading site or app. I usually use the
> stitcher app but I don't believe you can download
> from there, just stream. I'd suggest you actually
> download them onto whatever device you use because
> I wouldn't be surprised if CBS deleted all of his
> content soon, making any steaming apps useless.
>
>
> Larry Adamson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did Don put out his content as a podcast? I
> never
> > heard his show, kinda want to, to compare the
> > sublime and the ridiculous!

Just google it. And yes, I'll be over later to hold your dick while you pee.

Homosexual Yaz Wrote:
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> So the Red Sox could have sewn up their
> advancement in the ALCS tonight, but lost to the
> Rays in the 9th with a Rays walk-off homer. The
> question is, will that be enough to make him eat
> and drink uncontrollably?

Ask yourself this: does the day end in "y"?

All y'all jelly ass haters wanna get up in Mike's business. His wife makin CFO money bitched. C mother finng O money jelly ass crackers. Quit h8tn Mike, that bitch is 6 ft 6 and 170 and worth millions. Fuck you honkies

RP2 Wrote:
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> All y'all jelly ass haters wanna get up in Mike's
> business. His wife makin CFO money bitched. C
> mother finng O money jelly ass crackers. Quit h8tn
> Mike, that bitch is 6 ft 6 and 170 and worth
> millions. Fuck you honkies


Hahaha... Bitch be answering phones...CFO...Chief Fone Operator...Who jelly now yo?

RP2 Wrote:
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> All y'all jelly ass haters wanna get up in Mike's
> business. His wife makin CFO money bitched. C
> mother finng O money jelly ass crackers. Quit h8tn
> Mike, that bitch is 6 ft 6 and 170 and worth
> millions. Fuck you honkies


The "Father of the Year" is wasting time on shit like this instead of earning a decent living.

Think about it this way. If LFF doesn't have insurance, neither does Robb. Robb's kid had cancer. I'm sure Target offers some benefits, but nothing compared to what Robb would have if he was a real man with a real job.

Mmmmmm...jelly ass crackers...

Please no one bite on RP2's racial slurs.... NO way on God's green Earth Mike has black listeners. Iowa is the only affliate remember

kinards tiny dick Wrote:
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> actually Omeara was brought from 17th to 5th in
> his year post Don, but the Fan was a forgone
> conclusion...so off he went...but it is true, he
> was dick to everyone and so there was little
> reason to keep him. He had no interest in ratings
> and he only wanted a "Don" contract.

Wasn't that ratings improvement proven to just be a fluke due to playoffs of some kind? Hockey?

Ratings Truth Wrote:
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> kinards tiny dick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > actually Omeara was brought from 17th to 5th in
> > his year post Don, but the Fan was a forgone
> > conclusion...so off he went...but it is true,
> he
> > was dick to everyone and so there was little
> > reason to keep him. He had no interest in
> ratings
> > and he only wanted a "Don" contract.
>
> Wasn't that ratings improvement proven to just be
> a fluke due to playoffs of some kind? Hockey?


It was. The Caps playoff games were primarily on Comcast at the time. If you didn't have cable, the only other place to follow the full series was on WJFK. As I recall, WJFK cut over to pre-game in LFF's last hour. Kinard and Co understood any boost was due to this. LFF was too stupid to and still lives in fucking denial.