Pork Chop Sandwiches Wrote:
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> Regarding the pork chop, maybe Carla fried it up
> at home to serve as a coup de gras to finish off
> his fat ass.


That's my theory as well...Prolly offered him a liquor mix to wash it down with...

278...Semper Fat...

twozeroeight Wrote:
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> Man, Mike cannot hold a steady audience. I didn't
> realize he was in the 300 area a couple of times.


That coincided with Buzz's departure no?

To be fair, and also for the sake of accuracy, we must remember that the iTunes chart isn't a direct reflection of audience size.

Some unknown formula takes new listeners (prob a tough category for TMOS), reviews (ditto), audience size, and who knows what else.

Those numbers are troubling, but that fluctuation could happen with a steady or slowly declining audience for all we know. Please correct me if you have new info.

twozeroeight Wrote:
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> Man, Mike cannot hold a steady audience. I didn't
> realize he was in the 300 area a couple of times.

Doni will be back soon-ish. The MOMS might be gone soon-ish.

...and don't call me Shirley.

A Little Birdy Wrote:
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> Doni will be back soon-ish. The MOMS might be gone
> soon-ish.
>
> ...and don't call me Shirley.


Joe?

@oacarradio: You know I can't talk about it. I won't be on the show tomorrow. They have him coming in... They've known each other so long. @chaddukes

.... DRAMA!!

Mike O'Meara · 5,736 followers
about an hour ago via mobile ·

Tomorrow on TMOS, we will be minus Oscar, but we will be joined by Fox5's Tony Perkins. Always a great show when Tony stops by, so join us at http://www.mikeomearashow.com/

context Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara · 5,736 followers
> about an hour ago via mobile ·
>
> Tomorrow on TMOS, we will be minus Oscar, but
> we will be joined by Fox5's Tony Perkins. Always a
> great show when Tony stops by, so join us at
> http://www.mikeomearashow.com/


Boring.

@oscarradio: You know I can't talk about it. I won't be on the show tomorrow. They have him coming in... They've known each other so long. @chaddukes

@chaddukes: @oscarradio I got ya. It's exciting, though.

Oscar is the brains of the operation( I know right?), he isn't going anywhere...

ok the 10/15 O&A podcast Oscar made mention of the Don and Mike Podcast!!!! two shows in a row they have said something makes ya wonder!

D&M-oldSchool Wrote:
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> ok the 10/15 O&A podcast Oscar made mention of the
> Don and Mike Podcast!!!! two shows in a row they
> have said something makes ya wonder!


Careful now, sounds like those guys are simply trying to feed some bad info.

Really funny exchange on yesterday's show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=62zigDqCOLE#t=2733

Glad Oscar has the balls to call out Mike. Robb looks so nervous.

lolz Wrote:
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> Really funny exchange on yesterday's show:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai
> lpage&v=62zigDqCOLE#t=2733
>
> Glad Oscar has the balls to call out Mike. Robb
> looks so nervous.


no minute mark?

Oscars FIVE Head Wrote:
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> lolz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really funny exchange on yesterday's show:
> >
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai
>
> > lpage&v=62zigDqCOLE#t=2733
> >
> > Glad Oscar has the balls to call out Mike. Robb
> > looks so nervous.
>
>
> no minute mark?

The link should automatically take you to 45:33

That is funnier than a suitcase full of pork chops

Oh The Humanity Wrote:
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> That is funnier than a suitcase full of pork chops


Zang!!!!

Can someone post a transcript, if it's that good.

Guess Weight Not is out. No mention of it at all anymore.

M'OM Wrote:
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> Oh The Humanity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That is funnier than a suitcase full of pork
> chops
>
>
> Zang!!!!

I lol'd

Fan since 106.7 Wrote:
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> Can someone post a transcript, if it's that good.


The subject was Robb went to the movies to watch Gravity. This gave me a hearty lol.

Mike: Did you eat popcorn?
Robb: Uh no we didn't get any snacks.
Mike: Because you are on a diet you can't eat popcorn.
Robb: I can't that's right.
Oscar: Looking trim how many pounds are you down?
Robb: Oh uh 35 as of today.
Mike: Hey there ya go.
Oscar: Yeaaah! Anyone else?
Mike: Anyone else what?
Oscar: Oh ok... moving on...
Mike: As far as the weight loss?
*Oscar starts giggling*
Mike (jowels jiggling): I'm down! I'm down yeah I'm down. I'm down 7 pounds from when I talked to you... I was uh 4 pounds last week I'm down 7 pounds now.
Oscar: Congratulations
Mike: So thank you very much.
*Robb looks scared*
Mike: And uh If you count the total I'm down pretty close to 20 pounds. Thank you very much.
Robb: So we did not get any snacks we went right to our seats and it began.. and I was ready to have a good time..."
Mike: Fuck you Oscar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=62zigDqCOLE#t=2733

This copy is literally from the land of suck, hand to God.


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Doni G to go on the air one more time at KHTK. Must be announcing that new podcast gig he has with Mike, hahahahahahahaha...

Donny would rather be out of the biz than work with LFF again.
Mark it.

Sounds like LFF would "Ronick" Oscar, if he could. But given that LFF can't figure out Facebook, he needs Oscar's limited technical expertise to keep this piece of shit on the air.

Don is staying with CBS, but can't officially say where. He's sticking with radio, and even took a bit of a small jab at podcasting.

"people have been asking, will you do a podcast? No. I am a broadcaster, I always will be"

LFF must love that

Breaking news! Donnie G just announced he is leaving KHTK and he will not be doing a podcast Ha Hah Hah he will be staying with CBS radio and doing something else he cannot say what or where as of yet

Todd M. Wrote:
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> Don is staying with CBS, but can't officially say
> where. He's sticking with radio, and even took a
> bit of a small jab at podcasting.
>
> "people have been asking, will you do a podcast?
> No. I am a broadcaster, I always will be"
>
> LFF must love that


................. FACE!!!!!!!

Doni's announcement on KHTK

KHTK going in a different direction, all sports.
NOT starting a podcast.
Leaving Sacramento.
Not leaving CBS radio.
Thanked Sacramento listeners for love and support.
No word on where he'd be going or what he'd be doing, just that a lot of things were happening very quickly.
"I'll be back on the radio. It will blow your minds"

Don's life is radio. He's mentioned how he loves that world over and over again.
If he can't be on the radio, He would probably just retire. Just my thoughts.

Plus, it's not like he needs the $$$, so I can't see him doing a podcast and begging listeners for slot machine money.

Fuck You Oscar Wrote:
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> Sounds like LFF would "Ronick" Oscar, if he could.
> But given that LFF can't figure out Facebook, he
> needs Oscar's limited technical expertise to keep
> this piece of shit on the air.


Oscar doesn't steal like Marc used to

Mike, will you do a podcast?

No, I'm a broadcaster, I'm not one of you. Now, today on the Mike O'Meara Show podcast, I make fun of Robb's refridgerator.

So what's Oscar Santana's beef with Tony Perkins?

So what's Oscar's beef with Tony Perkins?

January 2014 will mark the return of the Don and Mike radio show on CBS.

Mike couldn't say no to the paycheck.
Podcast will continue.

Mickey Cucchiella will be a part of the D&M show, and have his own podcast on MORE.

That is all.

WHY would DG want to get together with LFF? To give more cash to the FDB?
You Mike trolls are full o shit.

I listened to Tuesday's show because I heard there was a dust-up between Fatman and Oscar. Not so much.

I will say that the Robert Redford impression made me laugh. I have to be fair.

I will also say this: Oscar adds nothing to the show. All I heard from him was a LOT of "tee hee tee hee" and "HA HA HA HA HA." Really, it is Headdd who provides any content. Fatman just riffs on what he says. Oscar is OK if you need news on Katy Perry. Outside of that it is just that annoying girl laugh.

Don't get me wrong, Headd kisses too much ass. But he does have potential as he is at least three times more intelligent than anyone else there. Yes, he is a queen, but this is sometimes funny. He is a very cruel and heartless queen.

Oh yes, and Fatman spent some time trying to prove that the great Dean Martin got drunk on stage. He was desperate to prove that Dean was a total drunk like himself.

The usual. I never understand the funny in alcoholism. They are always mean bastards. Always.

Don't trust me. Wrote:
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> January 2014 will mark the return of the Don and
> Mike radio show on CBS.
>
> Mike couldn't say no to the paycheck.
> Podcast will continue.
>
> Mickey Cucchiella will be a part of the D&M show,
> and have his own podcast on MORE.
>
> That is all.


Nope...Why would Don want to carry Mike and Robb's ass AGAIN? And you think Mike would STILL do TMOS? Hahahahahahaha That lazy bastard can barely make it through a show now and he hasn't left his house...

When Don says "mind blowing," only going back to DC and working with the old krewe would be "mind blowing." Everything else is "meh."

Mind Blowing Wrote:
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> When Don says "mind blowing," only going back to
> DC and working with the old krewe would be "mind
> blowing." Everything else is "meh."


Are you high? Why would Don want to make Mike and Robb $ again? Think Mike could give up all his "power" and defer to Don again? He can't take crap from Oscar...Don would skin his ass from the the first minute of the first show...

peekza Wrote:
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> Mind Blowing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When Don says "mind blowing," only going back
> to
> > DC and working with the old krewe would be
> "mind
> > blowing." Everything else is "meh."
>
>
> Are you high? Why would Don want to make Mike and
> Robb $ again? Think Mike could give up all his
> "power" and defer to Don again? He can't take crap
> from Oscar...Don would skin his ass from the the
> first minute of the first show...

I do agree that Don really doesn't want to get back with Mike, especially after all the rants about needing to leave that life behind and move on. But, Don loves radio. Don's been on his own for what, 5 years now? And he really hasn't found much success. "Success" being relative considering he was a top 10 radio talent at one point and now he's being fired from a crappy AM station in Sacramento after being fired from a crappy AM station in Delaware.

Don may have realized that if he wants to be a success in radio again, and possibly have a top 10 show again, he needs to surround himself with his old Krewe.

There have been a lot of not so subtle hints from the big o and dukes show as well. There's a good chance they're just trolling all the radiophiles, but you can't ignore all the hints. I still think its a long shot, but I really think there's a chance that Doni's love for radio will bring him back to Mike and Robb. We'll see. Should be interesting at least. I may even start listening to the failcast again to see if there's any hints. Yea, maybe not..

Say What? Last 5 years, Don goes to Sac, did mornings and tv, gets fired but CBS still wants him. And his net worth is $10Mil. He can do what the efffff he wants.
What has Mike done the last 5 years?
Don's old "KREWE" is so valuable, eh? Then what are they doing a podcast from LFF's couch making minimum wage?

LOLscar Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mind Blowing Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When Don says "mind blowing," only going back
> > to
> > > DC and working with the old krewe would be
> > "mind
> > > blowing." Everything else is "meh."
> >
> >
> > Are you high? Why would Don want to make Mike
> and
> > Robb $ again? Think Mike could give up all his
> > "power" and defer to Don again? He can't take
> crap
> > from Oscar...Don would skin his ass from the
> the
> > first minute of the first show...
>
> I do agree that Don really doesn't want to get
> back with Mike, especially after all the rants
> about needing to leave that life behind and move
> on. But, Don loves radio. Don's been on his own
> for what, 5 years now? And he really hasn't found
> much success. "Success" being relative considering
> he was a top 10 radio talent at one point and now
> he's being fired from a crappy AM station in
> Sacramento after being fired from a crappy AM
> station in Delaware.
>
> Don may have realized that if he wants to be a
> success in radio again, and possibly have a top 10
> show again, he needs to surround himself with his
> old Krewe.
>
> There have been a lot of not so subtle hints from
> the big o and dukes show as well. There's a good
> chance they're just trolling all the radiophiles,
> but you can't ignore all the hints. I still think
> its a long shot, but I really think there's a
> chance that Doni's love for radio will bring him
> back to Mike and Robb. We'll see. Should be
> interesting at least. I may even start listening
> to the failcast again to see if there's any hints.
> Yea, maybe not..

Dukes is just trolling...How is reuniting with 2 losers who are currently NOT actively employed in radio going to improve Don's chances? Mike and Robb are abject failures at broadcasting...Mike walked on his last real radio gig...That is the big No-No in radio...He will NEVER be hired again... And he knows it... And Robb? Why pay him when you can get an intern who WANTS to WORK for free?

Don and Frank has a certain ring to it...And Frank is willing to actually exert effort

Mike ain't never go back wit Don, yo. He too busy bankin dat mad cash, and his slimmie be making stupid CFO money, bitches. Don ain't shit! Mike ain't playin', yo. Soon he be gittin him a Crown Vic and MAD pimpin' dat bitch. What it is!

I don't suppose anyone got a recording of don's farewell right?
or if it was posted anywhere that would be helpful

and caliendo would certainly be a good foil to dons ego, but I dont know how well he would fit into a 4 hour show

and there are plenty of brokedick shitholes for don to take over, its just a question of finding one that still does live broadcasts

Hmmm, Don's Granite Bay house is not up for sale yet.

This thread is so boring when it turns into Don and Mike reunion speculation.

> There have been a lot of not so subtle hints from
> the big o and dukes show as well. There's a good
> chance they're just trolling all the radiophiles,
> but you can't ignore all the hints. I still think
> its a long shot, but I really think there's a
> chance that Doni's love for radio will bring him
> back to Mike and Robb. We'll see.

Good God, you're an idiot. Yes, you CAN ignore all the hints. Did you stop, even for one second, to wonder why O & Dukes would drop hints in public forums like Twitter? It's to pull the chains of numnuts like yourself. Okay, Don loves radio, so he'll go back to the flailing fatties in the Manassas living room doing a shrinking podcast. That makes a lot of sense? Get a hold of yourself, man.

For all his ranting about needing to totally change his life, after Don relocated to Sacramento he copied D&M, complete with inferior LFF substitutes, (mouth-breather Carmichael Dave, UGH!), various obnoxious Robb types, and recycled bits. Absinthe show, anyone?

Having said that, no way is Don coming back to DC or rejoining LFF and Robb.

The Red Sox lost...You marmalade butt biscuits all know what that means...

Here are some things that might motivate Don to team up with Mike again.

- Money: Is CBS willing to pay Don a premium to help fix its presence in the DC market?

- Ego: The fact that CBS would kiss his ass to bring him back to DC, especially if it meant someone he hated, like The Junkies, would lose their jobs to make way for him.

- Vindication: LFF's life is falling apart. I think he might just suck it up, kiss Don's ass and candidly admit he can't do it without him if it means being relevant and back in the money again.

- Family: Isn't Don's son still on the East Coast somewhere?

JuJuBee Wrote:
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> For all his ranting about needing to totally
> change his life, after Don relocated to Sacramento
> he copied D&M, complete with inferior LFF
> substitutes, (mouth-breather Carmichael Dave,
> UGH!), various obnoxious Robb types, and recycled
> bits. Absinthe show, anyone?
>

You remind me of the record company weasels who sued John Fogerty because his solo album sounded too much like CCR. The Sacramento show was good shit and Don could remind listeners that Yaz is a fag without a fat man getting his panties in a twist.

See Bee Es wrote:
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>Here are some things that might motivate Don to team up with Mike again.

Monkeys flying out of my butt.

>- Money: Is CBS willing to pay Don a premium to help fix its presence in the DC >market?

No, why would they?

>- Ego: The fact that CBS would kiss his ass to bring him back to DC, especially if it meant someone he hated, like The Junkies, would lose their jobs to make way for him.

And the monkeys flying out of my butt.

>- Vindication: LFF's life is falling apart. I think he might just suck it up, ?>kiss Don's ass and candidly admit he can't do it without him if it means being >relevant and back in the money again.

Vindiwhat? What would being locked in a room for several hours a day with Fuckwaddle do for Don that feeding his dick into a meat grinder wouldn't?


>- Family: Isn't Don's son still on the East Coast somewhere?

Last time he mentioned it, his 28 year old son was living in L.A., so yes, on the East Coast somewhere.

You've made quite a compelling case here.

Mike's youngest daughter has an abusive boyfriend...Shocker right?

People, people. Last time I checked this is the Mike O'Meara is a lazy fucking talentless douche thread, not the Don Geronimo and LFF reunited tour thread. Let's switch the focus to the horrible show. Tony Perkins is a good enough guy, a very non threatening African American, which as a frightened Caucasian jelly ass cracker, I appreciate but isn't a "get". Please tell me because it wasn't mentioned 20 fucking times, did he and Mike go to American University?

Fuck I hate the show but it's like listening my roommate and his fat girlfriend have sex, I want it hear just how horrible it gets.

Has Mike wrapped his car yet? How about Rob? That was their first big idea when the podcast started, shrink wrapping their cars with the show logo. How many years later and still no cars have been wrapped...ponderous.

Exciting things are happening! Building our shows, and our network, is challenging--but we keep at it, because we love bringing you the best news and entertainment we can. Keep an eye on The RELM Network, for some big names and new ideas. I am beyond proud to be working with both seasoned professionals and exciting newcomers. And we all thank you for your incredible support-Buzz

Buzz Wrote:
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> Exciting things are happening! Building our shows,
> and our network, is challenging--but we keep at
> it, because we love bringing you the best news and
> entertainment we can. Keep an eye on The RELM
> Network, for some big names and new ideas. I am
> beyond proud to be working with both seasoned
> professionals and exciting newcomers. And we all
> thank you for your incredible support-Buzz


In my mind I'm gonna pretend that was really Buzz. Makes me smile thinking he'd post here

I would like to think that was not Buzz because there is only 1 correctly written sentence in that blurb.

That Buzz blurb came straight off of Buzz's Facebook page. Maybe Marc wrote it for him.

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike's youngest daughter has an abusive
> boyfriend...Shocker right?


Did this come out of a recent show, or are you making it up? Can you elaborate for those of us who have thrown in the towel? Thanks Peekza!

Apparently FDB's youngest kissed a boy. The eldest FDB offspring (the one that's into black guys) stated that the very boy she kissed, choked a girl in at some point of his young life.

I can't handle the guy who always posts "ponderous." It's almost as bad as LFF's "incidentally" crutch. I bet Ponderous Guy couldn't even define the word properly and got it from some Quentin Tarentino movie. He loved the way it sounded coming out of Sam Jackson's mouth so much that he now uses it in real life every chance possible. His friends are secretly tired of hearing him say "ponderous" and do a mental eye roll every time he busts it out, which is daily. Ponderous indeed, Ponderous Guy.

PS - You are embarrassing yourself.

BubbleBee Wrote:
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> I can't handle the guy who always posts
> "ponderous." It's almost as bad as LFF's
> "incidentally" crutch. I bet Ponderous Guy
> couldn't even define the word properly and got it
> from some Quentin Tarentino movie. He loved the
> way it sounded coming out of Sam Jackson's mouth
> so much that he now uses it in real life every
> chance possible. His friends are secretly tired of
> hearing him say "ponderous" and do a mental eye
> roll every time he busts it out, which is daily.
> Ponderous indeed, Ponderous Guy.
>
> PS - You are embarrassing yourself.


For the uninformed, the use of ponderous is taken from an old Casey Kasem tape D&M used to play a lot "Ponderous man, F*cking ponderous". It's a throwback, get a life. If you were ever a fan, you'd know the clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65QQ8mifbY

BubbleBee Wrote:
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> I can't handle the guy who always posts
> "ponderous." It's almost as bad as LFF's
> "incidentally" crutch. I bet Ponderous Guy
> couldn't even define the word properly and got it
> from some Quentin Tarentino movie. He loved the
> way it sounded coming out of Sam Jackson's mouth
> so much that he now uses it in real life every
> chance possible. His friends are secretly tired of
> hearing him say "ponderous" and do a mental eye
> roll every time he busts it out, which is daily.
> Ponderous indeed, Ponderous Guy.
>
> PS - You are embarrassing yourself.


You're fucking ponderous, listen and learn.

BubbleBee Wrote:
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> I can't handle the guy who always posts
> "ponderous." It's almost as bad as LFF's
> "incidentally" crutch. I bet Ponderous Guy
> couldn't even define the word properly and got it
> from some Quentin Tarentino movie. He loved the
> way it sounded coming out of Sam Jackson's mouth
> so much that he now uses it in real life every
> chance possible. His friends are secretly tired of
> hearing him say "ponderous" and do a mental eye
> roll every time he busts it out, which is daily.
> Ponderous indeed, Ponderous Guy.
>
> PS - You are embarrassing yourself.


Let me guess, you never heard "paint your bald spot?" and find it embarassing, right?

hahahaha Guess who's not on today's show?

Oscars FIVE Head Wrote:
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> hahahaha Guess who's not on today's show?


Let me guess...Mike had a night last night and can't come downstairs.

Just popped over to see what was up. Mike's definitely not on the show today. I wonder if they explained why at the beginning? This was not a planned absence was it?

Alcoholism doesn't affect Mike's ability to work?
Hmmmmmmm.

Mike has never, literally NEVER missed work for drinking.

It's the Red Sox's fault!

Anal Sux Wrote:
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> It's the Red Sox's fault!


It's the Tigers fault!

Another reason for Mike's absence may very well be his behavior toward Carla last night. A loss like that may have resulted in a 3 suitcase evening.

It's going to cost him 10s of dollars in drugstore roses to make up for an evening like that.

Suitcase Tosser Wrote:
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> Another reason for Mike's absence may very well be
> his behavior toward Carla last night. A loss like
> that may have resulted in a 3 suitcase evening.
>
> It's going to cost him 10s of dollars in drugstore
> roses to make up for an evening like that.


Maybe some bark will do the trick, if Mike doesn't eat it all first.

Sorry Ponderous Guy, I ain't buying it! We all know you think it's clever but you really just sound like an idiot!

Ponderous Guy Wrote:
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> Sorry Ponderous Guy, I ain't buying it! We all
> know you think it's clever but you really just
> sound like an idiot!


Ponderous, fucking ponderous

Don's Twitter background is full of Back to the Future imagery. That suggests a return to a market he worked in way back when.

RIF Wrote:
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> Don's Twitter background is full of Back to the
> Future imagery. That suggests a return to a market
> he worked in way back when.


Don is going to Los Angeles, can we move on now?

RIF Wrote:
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> Don's Twitter background is full of Back to the
> Future imagery. That suggests a return to a market
> he worked in way back when.

So that could be WBBM in Chicago, WDKA in Pittsburgh, or a CBS-owned station in DC.

Futurist Wrote:
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> RIF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don's Twitter background is full of Back to the
> > Future imagery. That suggests a return to a
> market
> > he worked in way back when.
>
>
> Don is going to Los Angeles, can we move on now?

Neither station he worked at in LA is owned by CBS. Doubtful. And no, I won't move on.

RIF Wrote:
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> RIF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don's Twitter background is full of Back to the
> > Future imagery. That suggests a return to a
> market
> > he worked in way back when.
>
> So that could be WBBM in Chicago, WDKA in
> Pittsburgh, or a CBS-owned station in DC.

It's totally DC yall, Mike is out closing the deal instead of being on the show today

RP-2 Wrote:
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> RIF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RIF Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don's Twitter background is full of Back to
> the
> > > Future imagery. That suggests a return to a
> > market
> > > he worked in way back when.
> >
> > So that could be WBBM in Chicago, WDKA in
> > Pittsburgh, or a CBS-owned station in DC.
>
> It's totally DC yall, Mike is out closing the deal
> instead of being on the show today


There is no way Mike is passing up a chance to use a friend's death as a excuse to day drink to do a business deal...

Guys..... This happened
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Oscars FIVE Head Wrote:
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> Apparently FDB's youngest kissed a boy. The eldest
> FDB offspring (the one that's into black guys)
> stated that the very boy she kissed, choked a girl
> in at some point of his young life.

Someone help me out here, seems I had it completely wrong.

I thought it was the older leg-spreading restaurant hostess turned sports trophy Elizabeth who got kissed by the Strangler and the younger one Katherine outed her.

Is everything I think I know wrong? Including who's who? I need to get my jacking right, so please help.

Just for the record: I don't want to talk about Don anymore. I've heard enough fart jokes and humor about wiping. Fuck that. Let's get back to focusing on THIS car wreck.

enzo Wrote:
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> Just for the record: I don't want to talk about
> Don anymore. I've heard enough fart jokes and
> humor about wiping. Fuck that. Let's get back to
> focusing on THIS car wreck.

We're just helping you get this thread to 300! I wasn't aware there were rules. You guys are entertaining but the foot stomping when the thread wavers from the official message makes you funny in a brand new way.

Darn it. A funeral. I Was hoping this was it... The Big One... Oh well. There is always next week.

enzo Wrote:
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>
> The usual. I never understand the funny in
> alcoholism. They are always mean bastards.
> Always.

When people talk about how fun drunks are I always think of this quote from Fraiser that sums up my experience with drunk family members.

"Frasier: Adventures in Paradise: Part 1 (#2.8)" (1994)
Daphne: Oh, I love to see a man with a cigar. It reminds me of my grandfather. Morning to night, he used to sit with a great big stogie dangling from his lips. Oh, the hours we kids used to spend sitting on his lap, playing with the yellow whiskers beneath his nose. Then he'd take out his teeth with the cigar still in them and chase us around the room! We'd all laugh and laugh... then suddenly Grampa's mood would change, and we'd all have to run for our lives... You can't buy memories like that.

Pork-based Cardiac Care Wrote:
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> Darn it. A funeral. I Was hoping this was it...
> The Big One... Oh well. There is always next week.

DOes Samsonite make casket sized luggage? Just wondering

enzo Wrote:
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> Just for the record: I don't want to talk about
> Don anymore. I've heard enough fart jokes and
> humor about wiping. Fuck that. Let's get back to
> focusing on THIS car wreck.

Just for the record, fuck what YOU want.

Oh The Humanity Wrote:
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> Pork-based Cardiac Care Wrote:
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> > Darn it. A funeral. I Was hoping this was
> it...
> > The Big One... Oh well. There is always next
> week.
>
> DOes Samsonite make casket sized luggage? Just
> wondering




Carla doesn't allow Mike to have luggage anymore.




Attachments:

'Running late due to a late bout of drinking and subsequent fightinw with Mrs. O'Meara, Mike hustles down the street looking for the funeral home'

peekza Wrote:
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> That coincided with Buzz's departure no?

Buzz left?

Do you think LFF is nuts?
and Blobay and Oskar have ratcheted up the phony radio laugh

I like funny but I'll listen for a half hour to the podcast and there be all this laughing but for the life of me I don't know what the hell they be laughing at


was dannish murphy really on last fridays podcast? lff et al can't think of anything for the state theatre show so they're dragging out poor dannish


and I believe dannish recently lost his dad

then again dannish is a whore. bring them t-shirts dannish. hey knife fight between dannish and tom gavin! now that's entertainment. have lff et al even mentioned dannish in the last year

Reppin' YoungDiCian from the "old days" of this thread. Excellent! Those were the good old days for this thread, but these days are pretty damn good, too!

Same Mike hasn't held the same standard (sucky, but not intolerable)


Samsomike Wrote:
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> Oh The Humanity Wrote:
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> > Pork-based Cardiac Care Wrote:
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> > > Darn it. A funeral. I Was hoping this was
> > it...
> > > The Big One... Oh well. There is always next
> > week.
> >
> > DOes Samsonite make casket sized luggage? Just
> > wondering
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> Carla doesn't allow Mike to have luggage anymore.
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S*hame