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Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Things that arouse me
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Date: November 22, 2016 07:12AM
I've watched videos of women blowing horses and making them cum. It's crazy the amount of cum that they shoot! It's hot seeing the women choking on the cum! Any women on here try this?
I'm sure some of the men on here have....
I'm sure some of the men on here have....
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Vet assistant
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Date: November 22, 2016 07:34AM
Gerry should be responding soon. He's had sex with about two dozen types of animals, but goats are is favorite!
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
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Date: November 22, 2016 07:54AM
Peekza/gerry2. Go ask in the Mike Omeara show thread.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 22, 2016 07:58AM
Gerry prefers cows.
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Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
farm boy
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Date: November 23, 2016 05:36PM
That cow would bite. You can only get head from a calf before its teeth come in.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
oh my what we are willing to do
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:17PM
Huma Obedin. At least close enough. Have to be careful though, I hear she kicks something fierce when the tv is on. Maybe only when the election results are on.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
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WSH LAX Miami 2017
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:22PM
Broner, a horse is a little big to take without lots of lube. Don't let a horse mount you unless your asshole has been expanded by big objects, like bowling pins. Even with a lot of lube, a horse tore me a lot.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Ghost of Mr. Hands
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Date: November 23, 2016 09:56PM
WSH LAX Miami 2017 Wrote:
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> Broner, a horse is a little big to take without
> lots of lube. Don't let a horse mount you unless
> your asshole has been expanded by big objects,
> like bowling pins. Even with a lot of lube, a
> horse tore me a lot.
Brony, the problem is the length. In the accident that resulted in the illegalization of bestiality, Kenneth Pinyan aka "Mr. Hands" died of acute peritonitis resulting from perforation of the sigmoid colon during anal intercourse with a horse named "Big Dick". Big Dick's dick was 2.5 to 3 feet long.
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> Broner, a horse is a little big to take without
> lots of lube. Don't let a horse mount you unless
> your asshole has been expanded by big objects,
> like bowling pins. Even with a lot of lube, a
> horse tore me a lot.
Brony, the problem is the length. In the accident that resulted in the illegalization of bestiality, Kenneth Pinyan aka "Mr. Hands" died of acute peritonitis resulting from perforation of the sigmoid colon during anal intercourse with a horse named "Big Dick". Big Dick's dick was 2.5 to 3 feet long.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
idiots abound
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Date: November 23, 2016 10:01PM
A guy in New England was caught doing a horse afew years ago and got serios jail time. Im sure the inmates returned the favor. If you've ever met any of the horse women I've met over tge years, I wouldn't advise it. They get down right medieval when it comes to hurting horses.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Brony
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Date: November 23, 2016 10:24PM
I would fuck a mare or a cow, but would never allow a stallion or a bull to fuck me. That would be totally gay.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Jonas Wales
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Date: August 28, 2019 08:14PM
when I was on 25 I worked at a horse farm and was the winter farm hand wile the main rancher was away on vacation I alone with the horses to bathe and feed and groom. one of the draft horses used for breeding kept getting a hard on when I washed him, I would get hard too and precum im my underwear. One day I just grabbed his huge penis and fondled it and stroked it, I did this several times until one evening I dropped my pants anf he sniffed my ass crack and his dick jumped in my hand and I bent down and started to suck on his flared cock head as I jacked him after some time his cock started to throb and he shot a huge watery load all over my face and into my mouth ware I almost choked, he continued to cum soaking my chest and running down into pubes. I took his cum and used it as lube and jacked my penis off. It was so hot I did it many times more until the very day the head ranchers and other hands came back for the start of spring. after this the horse would get a raging hard on every time I entered to stalls. a few of the other hands joked that the horse had a sexual thing for me and I laughed it off as I tried to hide my boner in my jeans. I never knew if they thought I had done anything with him but if they knew nobody said a word about it after. I dream and fantasize about that horse all the time , His name was Zeus and He sired 20 colts wile I worked at the ranch. I never played with his huge cock again but my experience is forever burned into my memories until I die and I only wish I could share another experience with a horse. For anyone who thinks I abused this horse couldn't more wrong I never forced him to have sex with me, what I did was guided by ques I took from the horse and he was absolutely willing to engage with me on a sexual level and I know he wanted this because how he nuzzled my neck and how licked my back side. I have no shame and honor this experience as love making and a natural bond between a beast and a man and is 100 % true. thanks you jay.k
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Jonas Wales
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Date: August 28, 2019 08:25PM
Jonas Wales Wrote:
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> when I was on 25 I worked at a horse farm and was
> the winter farm hand wile the main rancher was
> away on vacation I was alone with the horses to bathe
> feed and groom them. one of the draft horses used
> for breeding kept getting a hard on when I washed
> him, I would get hard too and precum in my
> underwear. One day I just grabbed his huge penis
> and fondled it and stroked it, I did this several
> times until one evening I dropped my pants and he
> sniffed my ass crack and his dick jumped in my
> hand and then I bent down and started to suck on his
> flared cock head as I jacked him, after some time
> his cock started to throb and he shot a huge
> watery load all over my face and into my mouth
> ware I almost choked, he continued to cum soaking
> my chest and running down into my crotch pubes. I took his
> cum and used it as lube and jacked my penis off.
> It was so hot I did it many times more until the
> very day the head ranchers and other hands came
> back for the start of spring. after this the horse
> would get a raging hard on every time I entered to
> stalls. a few of the other hands joked that the
> horse had a thing for me and I laughed it
> off as I tried to hide my boner in my jeans. I
> never knew if they thought I had done anything
> with him but if they knew nobody said a word about
> it after. I dream and fantasize about that horse
> now all the time , His name was Zeus and He sired 20
> colts wile I worked at the ranch. I never played
> with his huge cock again but my experience is
> forever burned into my memories until the day I die and I
> only wish I could share another experience with a
> horse. For anyone who thinks I abused this horse
> couldn't have it more wrong I never forced him to have sex
> with me, what I did was guided by ques I took from
> zeus and he was absolutely willing to engage
> with me on a sexual level and I know he wanted
> this because how he nuzzled my neck and how licked
> my back side wile I touched him. I have no shame and honor this
> experience as love making and a natural bond
> between a beast and a man and is 100 % true.
> thanks you Jonas.
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> when I was on 25 I worked at a horse farm and was
> the winter farm hand wile the main rancher was
> away on vacation I was alone with the horses to bathe
> feed and groom them. one of the draft horses used
> for breeding kept getting a hard on when I washed
> him, I would get hard too and precum in my
> underwear. One day I just grabbed his huge penis
> and fondled it and stroked it, I did this several
> times until one evening I dropped my pants and he
> sniffed my ass crack and his dick jumped in my
> hand and then I bent down and started to suck on his
> flared cock head as I jacked him, after some time
> his cock started to throb and he shot a huge
> watery load all over my face and into my mouth
> ware I almost choked, he continued to cum soaking
> my chest and running down into my crotch pubes. I took his
> cum and used it as lube and jacked my penis off.
> It was so hot I did it many times more until the
> very day the head ranchers and other hands came
> back for the start of spring. after this the horse
> would get a raging hard on every time I entered to
> stalls. a few of the other hands joked that the
> horse had a thing for me and I laughed it
> off as I tried to hide my boner in my jeans. I
> never knew if they thought I had done anything
> with him but if they knew nobody said a word about
> it after. I dream and fantasize about that horse
> now all the time , His name was Zeus and He sired 20
> colts wile I worked at the ranch. I never played
> with his huge cock again but my experience is
> forever burned into my memories until the day I die and I
> only wish I could share another experience with a
> horse. For anyone who thinks I abused this horse
> couldn't have it more wrong I never forced him to have sex
> with me, what I did was guided by ques I took from
> zeus and he was absolutely willing to engage
> with me on a sexual level and I know he wanted
> this because how he nuzzled my neck and how licked
> my back side wile I touched him. I have no shame and honor this
> experience as love making and a natural bond
> between a beast and a man and is 100 % true.
> thanks you Jonas.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
This post
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Date: August 28, 2019 08:50PM
If I didn’t want to get sued by a high powered lawyer I would personally believe the this fellow has Aspergers syndrome with a shitty case of dark humor. Either that or it’s Gerry.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Hey Buddy buster
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Date: August 28, 2019 09:00PM
You better lawyer up...shit's about to get real.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Antiasshat
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Date: August 28, 2019 10:23PM
A horse is a horse of course of course
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
jonas wales
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Date: August 30, 2019 12:32PM
Thanks so much for the negativity, was just sharing one of my animal experiences thinking that I might install the fact that despite the conservative moral right who think it is there right to tell everyone how to live, That their are many of us than is generally known but I guess I wasted my time if the only feed back I get is a bunch of shit from the previous posted assholes. thank again I wont be sharing any thing again unless I get some serious feedback of support after all was this not the whole Idea of this place???
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Alan Young
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Date: August 30, 2019 01:08PM
I'm sure someone has.
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
Michael Josef Basl Arrest Record
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Date: August 30, 2019 01:30PM
Jonas Wales Wrote:
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> when I was on 25 I worked at a horse farm and was
> the winter farm hand wile the main rancher was
> away on vacation I alone with the horses to bathe
> and feed and groom. one of the draft horses used
> for breeding kept getting a hard on when I washed
> him, I would get hard too and precum im my
> underwear. One day I just grabbed his huge penis
> and fondled it and stroked it, I did this several
> times until one evening I dropped my pants anf he
> sniffed my ass crack and his dick jumped in my
> hand and I bent down and started to suck on his
> flared cock head as I jacked him after some time
> his cock started to throb and he shot a huge
> watery load all over my face and into my mouth
> ware I almost choked, he continued to cum soaking
> my chest and running down into pubes. I took his
> cum and used it as lube and jacked my penis off.
> It was so hot I did it many times more until the
> very day the head ranchers and other hands came
> back for the start of spring. after this the horse
> would get a raging hard on every time I entered to
> stalls. a few of the other hands joked that the
> horse had a sexual thing for me and I laughed it
> off as I tried to hide my boner in my jeans. I
> never knew if they thought I had done anything
> with him but if they knew nobody said a word about
> it after. I dream and fantasize about that horse
> all the time , His name was Zeus and He sired 20
> colts wile I worked at the ranch. I never played
> with his huge cock again but my experience is
> forever burned into my memories until I die and I
> only wish I could share another experience with a
> horse. For anyone who thinks I abused this horse
> couldn't more wrong I never forced him to have sex
> with me, what I did was guided by ques I took from
> the horse and he was absolutely willing to engage
> with me on a sexual level and I know he wanted
> this because how he nuzzled my neck and how licked
> my back side. I have no shame and honor this
> experience as love making and a natural bond
> between a beast and a man and is 100 % true.
> thanks you jay.k
Hi Mr. Basl
Josef Basl, Michael Josef Basl, Joe Basil, Moreno v Basl
https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/5af90ff88d82840a91f758cd
MICHAEL JOSEF BASL Bankruptcy Filing https://opinions.abi.org/0518-115-basl-re-moreno-v-basl
Family sues online 'troll' after son's suicide attempt https://www.fredericksburg.com/news/state_region/family-sues-online-troll-after-son-s-suicide-attempt/article_bd21d364-3a67-5536-ae7c-f41b663f42a3.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/reign-of-terror-online-trolls-destroy-a-virginia-familys-offline-life/2015/07/20/a467f9bc-19ba-11e5-93b7-5eddc056ad8a_story.html?utm_term=.8c26483337c5
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> when I was on 25 I worked at a horse farm and was
> the winter farm hand wile the main rancher was
> away on vacation I alone with the horses to bathe
> and feed and groom. one of the draft horses used
> for breeding kept getting a hard on when I washed
> him, I would get hard too and precum im my
> underwear. One day I just grabbed his huge penis
> and fondled it and stroked it, I did this several
> times until one evening I dropped my pants anf he
> sniffed my ass crack and his dick jumped in my
> hand and I bent down and started to suck on his
> flared cock head as I jacked him after some time
> his cock started to throb and he shot a huge
> watery load all over my face and into my mouth
> ware I almost choked, he continued to cum soaking
> my chest and running down into pubes. I took his
> cum and used it as lube and jacked my penis off.
> It was so hot I did it many times more until the
> very day the head ranchers and other hands came
> back for the start of spring. after this the horse
> would get a raging hard on every time I entered to
> stalls. a few of the other hands joked that the
> horse had a sexual thing for me and I laughed it
> off as I tried to hide my boner in my jeans. I
> never knew if they thought I had done anything
> with him but if they knew nobody said a word about
> it after. I dream and fantasize about that horse
> all the time , His name was Zeus and He sired 20
> colts wile I worked at the ranch. I never played
> with his huge cock again but my experience is
> forever burned into my memories until I die and I
> only wish I could share another experience with a
> horse. For anyone who thinks I abused this horse
> couldn't more wrong I never forced him to have sex
> with me, what I did was guided by ques I took from
> the horse and he was absolutely willing to engage
> with me on a sexual level and I know he wanted
> this because how he nuzzled my neck and how licked
> my back side. I have no shame and honor this
> experience as love making and a natural bond
> between a beast and a man and is 100 % true.
> thanks you jay.k
Hi Mr. Basl
Josef Basl, Michael Josef Basl, Joe Basil, Moreno v Basl
https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/5af90ff88d82840a91f758cd
MICHAEL JOSEF BASL Bankruptcy Filing https://opinions.abi.org/0518-115-basl-re-moreno-v-basl
Family sues online 'troll' after son's suicide attempt https://www.fredericksburg.com/news/state_region/family-sues-online-troll-after-son-s-suicide-attempt/article_bd21d364-3a67-5536-ae7c-f41b663f42a3.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/reign-of-terror-online-trolls-destroy-a-virginia-familys-offline-life/2015/07/20/a467f9bc-19ba-11e5-93b7-5eddc056ad8a_story.html?utm_term=.8c26483337c5
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
William Moreno Arrest Record
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Date: August 30, 2019 06:59PM
William Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Miz aka Frank Krow is a pedophile. There weren't just one or two posts, but enough to establish a clear and solid pattern. William Moreno also lived with a twice-convicted child molester named Christopher J, Tator, who he helped to evade the sex offender registry requirements. Chris Tator is now back in federal prison.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/677236/677284.html#msg-677284
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553
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William Robert Moreno
some children are very fuckable, let's face it
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/677236/677236.html#msg-677236Quote
William Robert Moreno
life goals
20. Hire a clown to touch my children.
21. Have children.
22. Apologize to my children when they're grown and the repressed memories of being molested by a clown resurface.
65. Bump and grind with a toddler
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/677236/677284.html#msg-677284
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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby in its tight little asshole. And he loved every minute of it.
allegedly.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636834.html#msg-636834Quote
William Robert Moreno
I'm about to fuck a baby in his soft spot.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636852.html#msg-636852Quote
William Robert Moreno
what, you don't wanna help me fuck this baby? we could do double penetration on this toddler bitch. one in each hole. lookit this little slut. she's just beggin' for it. watta fuckin whore.
suck mah dick bee-yotch.....
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636766.html#msg-636766Quote
William Robert Moreno
one time, I was fucking this baby up the ass, it was crying so I started shaking it. It stopped crying, I came inside it, put it back in its crib, then climbed out the window. I wonder what ever happened to that baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636769.html#msg-636769Quote
William Robert Moreno
I ate out a toddler's asshole tonight.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/632214.html#msg-632214Quote
William Robert Moreno
hamtaro, wanna help me fuck this baby?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/625583.html#msg-625583Quote
William Robert Moreno
I raped a baby
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/632140/633879.html#msg-633879Quote
William Robert Moreno
just got done fucking this baby......man was he sweet. I gave him a reach-around in his sweet little soft spot. It was soooooooooooooooo hot.
we watched Zooballee Zoo after I finished.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/625479.html#msg-625479Quote
William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby...it was consensual
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/506690/506705.html#msg-506705Quote
William Robert Moreno
I wish I could have a baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/648453.html#msg-648453Quote
William Robert Moreno
by the way, I just got done getting a blowjob from a 3 month-old, so I'm all tuckered out........see you guise tomaorrow.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/637654/637753.html#msg-637753Quote
William Robert Moreno
I don't care if they are underage, I'll still fuck 'em. I'll rape all their highschool boy asses, one by one. I'll cum in each and every one of their gay boy asses, then we'll see who's gay. ... I'll tell ya that much, muchacho!!! I'LL BUTTFUCK EVERY ONE OF YA! 15, 16, 17, DOESN'T MATTER! I'LL ASS-RAPE YOU! I'M A FUCKING MAD MAN! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! ASK ANYONE ROUND HERE!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777618.html#msg-777618Quote
William Robert Moreno
like, can you get in trouble in any way for just buying a copy of Tiger Beat? If you were a grown man let's say, and you were slightly overweight and had a beard and large glasses and you look a little funny, and you just went into a Walgreens and bought nothing but a copy of Tiger Beat....and maybe also a box of condoms. Could you get arrested based solely on your purchase? Is that probable cause or something? Or if you bought a Kidz Bop CD. Anything like that. If a grown man bought something of that sort, and he looked a little ugly and odd maybe, could he hypothetically get arrested for that?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777624.html#msg-777624Quote
William Robert Moreno
is it illegal for a grown man to attempt to have a serious conversation with a kindergarten child about politics or religion, if they are not related and just happen to be sitting next to each other on a park bench or something? Is it really illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777625.html#msg-777625Quote
William Robert Moreno
can a grown man and a little girl, unrelated and strangers to each other, have dinner together at a fancy restaurant? Legally? Let's say they meet outside the gym or something and decide to have dinner together, and that's it. That is the extent of the interaction. Is it illegal?
Re: Anyone on here ever try having sex with a horse?
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: August 30, 2019 10:15PM
Could I just get a hoof job?