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life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:41PM

while I was in the nut hut, I came up with a list of things I hope to achieve in my life:

1. Never again have my picture taken by anyone for any purpose ever, except where it's unavoidable, such as official photo ID's, surveillance cameras, things like that. When I die, and after I'm long gone, no one will ever know what I looked like past the age of (X years old).

2. Never again eat a peach.

3. Never again write or say the word "candelabra", except for this one time, for the purposes of writing this list. That's the last time I'll ever use that word. Enjoy it.

4. Meet Jeff Goldblum and ask him to sign my baseball, and when he explains he's Jeff Goldblum, not a baseball player, say "sorry, I had you confused with Medowlark Lemon".

5. Eat a whole veggie-lover's pizza with a whole meat-lover's pizza on top of it.

6. Have sex with a woman

7. Create a new word every day. Today's word is "superfentulmastic". It means when you get diarrhea after eating a whole veggie-lover's pizza with a whole meat-lover's pizza on top of it.

8. Meet Hume Cronyn.

9. Never again make a right turn while driving.

10. Find a woman who will love me.

11. Eat a whole thing of peanut M&M's.

12. Face my fear of that blue elephant-looking alien from the Cantina scene in Star Wars.

13. Find a good pair of pants that fit.

14. Return the pants because they're not big enough. I need big pants.

15. Meet Dabney Coleman and get a picture with him.

16. Buy a Roy Roger's franchise.

17. Stop eating food.

18. Mentor a child.

19. Molest a child (but not until he's 21)

20. Hire a clown to touch my children.

21. Have children.

22. Apologize to my children when they're grown and the repressed memories of being molested by a clown resurface.

23. Apologize to the clown.

24. Call a black man "kike"

25. Call a jewish man "spic"

26. Pee in the Pope's hat but then feel about about peeing in the Pope's hat and replace the hat with an identical hat before anyone notices.

27. Eat at McDonald's

28. Have sex with Harry Tuttle

29. Have children with Harry Tuttle

30. Grow old with Harry Tuttle

31. Get pregnant

32. Drink urine

33. See an ibex in real life

34. Find out what an ibex is

35. Change my mind about the ibex. I want to see a komodo dragon now.

36. Get a monkey.

37. Confess to a first-degree murder I didn't do, but then really do it, then plead not guilty. Then make wine in a prison toilet.

38. Get really big

39. Try not to think of a purple orangutan

40. Ask if I can get a Miller Genuine Draft at IHOP

41. Pay someone to throw stuff at me

42. Tell my dad I love him

43. Buy a jet-ski

44. Drink a bottle of Yoo-Hoo

45. Pretend to be an architect

46. Make beats

47. Ride a dog like a horse

48. Get molested on the subway

49. Rape a woman, but only if she deserves it

50. Get raped by a woman

51. Meet that dad

52. Try Weight-Watchers For Men

53. Meet a Chinese woman

54. Go to Fashion Week in New York

55. Make a sandwich

56. Duct tape a puppy and another smaller puppy together

57. Pee on someone's couch

58. Stop doing stuff

59. Get in an elevator with people in it and stand facing them. Drink pee.

60. Meet Cary and ask him to sign my baseball

.....I'm all out of stuff.
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Re: life goals
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:46PM

I'm sensing a pattern here.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:05PM

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:27PM

61. Jam with the Stones

62. Buy a porcelain horse figurine

63. Sit on an abnormally high barstool

64. Eat a few things

65. Bump and grind with a toddler

66. Get a Rascal Scooter. And a Jitterbug phone for old people. The one with the giant buttons that old people can understand how to use. And a pair of Tater Mitts.

67. Find an unopened copy of Boobtown on VHS

68. Go back in time to warn the president about 9/11. Forget to call the president because I got started working my man to internet stuff and lost track of time. Apologize to the 9/11 widows and also all those people who thought it would look cool to jump out of the buildings. It's not cool. Those people set a bad example for our children. Don't jump out of things that are high. You could get hurt.

69. Look at some things

70. Get a wallet that's way too big to fit in my pants. An abnormally large wallet, is what I'm driving at here.

71. Pee in Jesus's mouth

72. Watch Lawrence of Arabia on a very small, old black and white television set. The kind people used to keep in their kitchen so they could watch television while they eat.

73. Break into the business.

74. Look at a bird

75. Smell some things

70. Wear corrective shoes

71. Cum all over a woman's face

72. Get swoll

76. Walk on some stuff

77. Throw a baby at a parked car

78. Start a collection of irregular Oreos

79. Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much

80. Put a thing that's very large on top of something that's fairly small.

81. Touch some things that are large

88. Be a guy who does stuff like some other guys who do stuff that is better than the kinds of stuff that I am doing.
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Re: life goals
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:33PM

Why would you hire a clown to touch your children? Most will do it for free.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:35PM

90. Do more things that I would not do usually that are better than things that most people do on a regular basis where people do things, I will do those things better also differently but I will probably not do most of the things though, as it is not very convenient. To do things that are things like other guys do that are normal things but done as well or better than those things I said before about I would do, I might not but I think I will, do things like that as well also.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:38PM

92. Do other things that are also similar to the things that I might also do as well but not maybe in the future, as well as things that are like other guys things not done but as well also in the same way but also different I might do that but not.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:41PM

79. Eat a chicken

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:42PM

68. Find some things that are really cool and old under the ground somewhere that are not worth money but are very cool things to find

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:44PM

93. Taste some things that are small

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Gotta hand it to you ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:44PM

You are one funny bastard. Hope you stay here forever. I really mean that.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:45PM

94. Stand on something that is the shape of something that is not normally that shape

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:47PM

95. Talk about some things to some people that are large and round in a way that is also fairly large but not as round, but more green

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:50PM

96. Eat a thing that does not look that big but is larger than it looks and also tastes similar to something that is not very big but is not small either, and is also green in texture in some ways that are not very apparent by looking at it without tasting it first

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Re: life goals
Date: September 20, 2011 04:51PM

I sense a manic coming on.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:52PM

98. Lay down on something that is too small to lay down on but is large enough to be fairly comfortable to lay down on for a short period of time

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:54PM

100. Look at something that tastes hollow but is rounder and more pointy than other things that are similarly round but not quite as hollow and are also green, but not pointy

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Re: life goals
Posted by: FC Palermo ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:54PM

What a disgusting piece of shit you are:

19. Molest a child (but not until he's 21)

20. Hire a clown to touch my children.

71. Pee in Jesus's mouth

You either think this stuff is funny or you want to get a reaction. If you think its funny, you need more meds. If you want a reaction, tell you what, I'll send a limo over to pick you up and meet me so I can satisfy my own and many other readers' desire to beat the living shit out of you.

Here's a revised list for you:

1. Never post on this site again.

2. Grow the fuck up.

3. Get a job, make some real friends, in person rather than through the fucking internet.

4. Invest your idle time into something productive.

5. If 1-4 above prove too difficult, take as many pills as possible at once.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:56PM

101. Watch something that smells large but is greener than it is wide, but not as wide as it is flat although it is loud enough to be sour and pointy enough to be not unlike something that is heavy but sounds louder than it is curved or pungent

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:59PM

110. Enjoy balancing on a thing that is very wide but narrow at the bottom and sounds green and pointy but has a sour texture

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:01PM

13d. Look at some babies, but not for too long a time under certain circumstances

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:04PM

!. Follow a small dog that is larger than another dog that is also small but not as small as the first dog, and taste what they look like under something that is long and flat but not as flat as the second dog, who is very flat, but not as flat as the first dog who is extremely flat but still wider and louder than the second dog is

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Flounder ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:06PM

What about cranberries?

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:13PM

+"%. Fall down a thing that is horizontal but also spherical in color and very green, but not as green as it is pointy nor as pointy as it is high-pitched, and into a thing that is round and deep but also rectangular and narrow as it is blue, until a small dog that is larger than a dog that is even larger than the first dog is but is also grooved and iridescent in taste comes and drags me into another thing that is as big as both dogs put together but smaller than the second dog and polygonal in odor, where both dogs leave me until I am pointier and more spherical than the thing I fell down on but also octagonal and smaller than both dogs are but not as salty as the thing the two dogs dragged me into

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Re: life goals
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:14PM

crashing and burning

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:18PM

($). Look for something that is extremely large and cubed, but cylindrical and malodorous at the same time, until I find a dog that is more cylindrical than the thing I was looking for while at the same time being twice as inert and five times as diagonal as the thing that is extremely large and cube, but not as narrow or as voluminous as the dog itself

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:29PM

&. Eat some things that are extremely unfocused and low frequency while I balance on top of a dog that is extremely small but much larger and greener than another dog which is even smaller but less green than the first dog, but also twice as large as the first dog is and more low frequency than the things I am eating but not as low frequency as the first dog and much wider and five times narrower than the things I was eating, which are extremely narrow and much wider than both dogs put together and twice as unfocused as the first dog is and even more low frequency than the second dog but higher frequency than the first dog while also being more focused and less green than the things I was eating, and pointier than all of the things put together, but not as pointy as the first dog, which is pointer than the second dog and larger than the first dog, which is smaller, less pointy, more focused, higher frequency and two times as spherical as all the things put together

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:31PM

1. Cum all over some dumb slut's fat tits.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:32PM

What the fuck are you doing up before 5pm?
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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:38PM

fatboyx Wrote:
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> What the fuck are you doing up before 5pm?


how'd you like an extremely small and diaphanous dick up your spherical and less diaphanous ass, which is even smaller but more diaphanous than my dick, which is two times more spherical and three times more diaphanous than your ass, which is itself four times more diaphanous and two times larger than my dick is?

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Re: life goals
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: September 20, 2011 05:54PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> fatboyx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the fuck are you doing up before 5pm?
>
>
> how'd you like an extremely small and diaphanous
> dick up your spherical and less diaphanous ass,
> which is even smaller but more diaphanous than my
> dick, which is two times more spherical and three
> times more diaphanous than your ass, which is
> itself four times more diaphanous and two times
> larger than my dick is?
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Re: life goals
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 20, 2011 07:39PM

This is an entertaining thread. It's at least two times as entertaining as the yarning puppy is brown, but three times less tiring as the yarning looks green and smells eagles multiplied together and then squared. There are some words in this thread that appear to be similar to other words but have different sheens than some other words that appear similar, but not in texture....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Prankster ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:20PM

100. Ask to use the restroom at your neighbors dinner party and pee in the bathtub.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:20PM

I am a very smart person. I am very intelligent. I'm a smart motherfucker, so fuck you, 'fatboy X'. I'm smarter than you. A lot. Smarter. Than you.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:21PM

Way to go, Mr. Misery. I've provided a complimentary picture depicting Mr. Misery's "bucket list."

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:27PM

He's Delusional Wrote:
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> Way to go, Mr. Misery. I've provided a
> complimentary picture depicting Mr. Misery's
> "bucket list."
>


you have a functionally intelligent mind capable of basic irony. Congratulations.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:41PM

Way too many 'nevers' on that list of things you hope to achieve.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: erik ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:15PM

That is one handsome puppy

Edit: Wait - did you remove its eyes?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/20/2011 10:16PM by erik.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2011 12:37AM

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Sheba eve ()
Date: September 21, 2011 12:53AM

You're a piece of shit, Mr Misery.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:41PM

?=. Punch a lady in the face. I want to punch every stupid bitch in the face. If you have a fallopian tubes I want to punch you

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Re: life goals
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:52PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> 71. Pee in Jesus's mouth
>
> Jesus is dead, but there's a wannabe residing at
> 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


Ha!

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:53PM

jbalo, check your PMS please. It's very important.

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Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:00AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> jbalo, check your PMS please. It's very important.

You feeling another need to get a ride to LAMPS?

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Re: life goals
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:05AM

What number are we on?

101 Listen to the Doors while not on heavy narcotics.

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Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:06AM

In the words of Miz.... This is the end, my friend.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Lets dance ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> while I was in the nut hut, I came up with a list
> of things I hope to achieve in my life:
>
> 1. Never again have my picture taken by anyone for
> any purpose ever, except where it's unavoidable,
> such as official photo ID's, surveillance cameras,
> things like that. When I die, and after I'm long
> gone, no one will ever know what I looked like
> past the age of (X years old).
>
> 2. Never again eat a peach.
>
> 3. Never again write or say the word "candelabra",
> except for this one time, for the purposes of
> writing this list. That's the last time I'll ever
> use that word. Enjoy it.
>
> 4. Meet Jeff Goldblum and ask him to sign my
> baseball, and when he explains he's Jeff Goldblum,
> not a baseball player, say "sorry, I had you
> confused with Medowlark Lemon".
>
> 5. Eat a whole veggie-lover's pizza with a whole
> meat-lover's pizza on top of it.
>
> 6. Have sex with a woman
>
> 7. Create a new word every day. Today's word is
> "superfentulmastic". It means when you get
> diarrhea after eating a whole veggie-lover's pizza
> with a whole meat-lover's pizza on top of it.
>
> 8. Meet Hume Cronyn.
>
> 9. Never again make a right turn while driving.
>
> 10. Find a woman who will love me.
>
> 11. Eat a whole thing of peanut M&M's.
>
> 12. Face my fear of that blue elephant-looking
> alien from the Cantina scene in Star Wars.
>
> 13. Find a good pair of pants that fit.
>
> 14. Return the pants because they're not big
> enough. I need big pants.
>
> 15. Meet Dabney Coleman and get a picture with
> him.
>
> 16. Buy a Roy Roger's franchise.
>
> 17. Stop eating food.
>
> 18. Mentor a child.
>
> 19. Molest a child
>
> 20. Hire a clown to touch my children.
>
> 21. Have children.
>
> 22. Apologize to my children when they're grown
> and the repressed memories of being molested by a
> clown resurface.

>
> 23. Apologize to the clown.
>
> 24. Call a black man "kike"
>
> 25. Call a jewish man "spic"
>
> 26. Pee in the Pope's hat but then feel about
> about peeing in the Pope's hat and replace the hat
> with an identical hat before anyone notices.
>
> 27. Eat at McDonald's
>
> 28. Have sex with Harry Tuttle
>
> 29. Have children with Harry Tuttle
>
> 30. Grow old with Harry Tuttle
>
> 31. Get pregnant
>
> 32. Drink urine
>
> 33. See an ibex in real life
>
> 34. Find out what an ibex is
>
> 35. Change my mind about the ibex. I want to see a
> komodo dragon now.
>
> 36. Get a monkey.
>
> 37. Confess to a first-degree murder I didn't do,
> but then really do it, then plead not guilty. Then
> make wine in a prison toilet.
>
> 38. Get really big
>
> 39. Try not to think of a purple orangutan
>
> 40. Ask if I can get a Miller Genuine Draft at
> IHOP
>
> 41. Pay someone to throw stuff at me
>
> 42. Tell my dad I love him
>
> 43. Buy a jet-ski
>
> 44. Drink a bottle of Yoo-Hoo
>
> 45. Pretend to be an architect
>
> 46. Make beats
>
> 47. Ride a dog like a horse
>
> 48. Get molested on the subway
>
> 49. Rape a woman, but only if she deserves it
>
> 50. Get raped by a woman
>
> 51. Meet that dad
>
> 52. Try Weight-Watchers For Men
>
> 53. Meet a Chinese woman
>
> 54. Go to Fashion Week in New York
>
> 55. Make a sandwich
>
> 56. Duct tape a puppy and another smaller puppy
> together
>
> 57. Pee on someone's couch
>
> 58. Stop doing stuff
>
> 59. Get in an elevator with people in it and stand
> facing them. Drink pee.
>
> 60. Meet Cary and ask him to sign my baseball
>
> .....I'm all out of stuff.

Was up bichhh?
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Re: life goals
Posted by: NUMBER 19 ()
Date: February 12, 2015 01:03AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> while I was in the nut hut, I came up with a list
> of things I hope to achieve in my life:
>
> 1. Never again have my picture taken by anyone for
> any purpose ever, except where it's unavoidable,
> such as official photo ID's, surveillance cameras,
> things like that. When I die, and after I'm long
> gone, no one will ever know what I looked like
> past the age of (X years old).
>
> 2. Never again eat a peach.
>
> 3. Never again write or say the word "candelabra",
> except for this one time, for the purposes of
> writing this list. That's the last time I'll ever
> use that word. Enjoy it.
>
> 4. Meet Jeff Goldblum and ask him to sign my
> baseball, and when he explains he's Jeff Goldblum,
> not a baseball player, say "sorry, I had you
> confused with Medowlark Lemon".
>
> 5. Eat a whole veggie-lover's pizza with a whole
> meat-lover's pizza on top of it.
>
> 6. Have sex with a woman
>
> 7. Create a new word every day. Today's word is
> "superfentulmastic". It means when you get
> diarrhea after eating a whole veggie-lover's pizza
> with a whole meat-lover's pizza on top of it.
>
> 8. Meet Hume Cronyn.
>
> 9. Never again make a right turn while driving.
>
> 10. Find a woman who will love me.
>
> 11. Eat a whole thing of peanut M&M's.
>
> 12. Face my fear of that blue elephant-looking
> alien from the Cantina scene in Star Wars.
>
> 13. Find a good pair of pants that fit.
>
> 14. Return the pants because they're not big
> enough. I need big pants.
>
> 15. Meet Dabney Coleman and get a picture with
> him.
>
> 16. Buy a Roy Roger's franchise.
>
> 17. Stop eating food.
>
> 18. Mentor a child.
>
> 19. Molest a child (but not until he's 21)
>
> 20. Hire a clown to touch my children.
>
> 21. Have children.
>
> 22. Apologize to my children when they're grown
> and the repressed memories of being molested by a
> clown resurface.
>
> 23. Apologize to the clown.
>
> 24. Call a black man "kike"
>
> 25. Call a jewish man "spic"
>
> 26. Pee in the Pope's hat but then feel about
> about peeing in the Pope's hat and replace the hat
> with an identical hat before anyone notices.
>
> 27. Eat at McDonald's
>
> 28. Have sex with Harry Tuttle
>
> 29. Have children with Harry Tuttle
>
> 30. Grow old with Harry Tuttle
>
> 31. Get pregnant
>
> 32. Drink urine
>
> 33. See an ibex in real life
>
> 34. Find out what an ibex is
>
> 35. Change my mind about the ibex. I want to see a
> komodo dragon now.
>
> 36. Get a monkey.
>
> 37. Confess to a first-degree murder I didn't do,
> but then really do it, then plead not guilty. Then
> make wine in a prison toilet.
>
> 38. Get really big
>
> 39. Try not to think of a purple orangutan
>
> 40. Ask if I can get a Miller Genuine Draft at
> IHOP
>
> 41. Pay someone to throw stuff at me
>
> 42. Tell my dad I love him
>
> 43. Buy a jet-ski
>
> 44. Drink a bottle of Yoo-Hoo
>
> 45. Pretend to be an architect
>
> 46. Make beats
>
> 47. Ride a dog like a horse
>
> 48. Get molested on the subway
>
> 49. Rape a woman, but only if she deserves it
>
> 50. Get raped by a woman
>
> 51. Meet that dad
>
> 52. Try Weight-Watchers For Men
>
> 53. Meet a Chinese woman
>
> 54. Go to Fashion Week in New York
>
> 55. Make a sandwich
>
> 56. Duct tape a puppy and another smaller puppy
> together
>
> 57. Pee on someone's couch
>
> 58. Stop doing stuff
>
> 59. Get in an elevator with people in it and stand
> facing them. Drink pee.
>
> 60. Meet Cary and ask him to sign my baseball
>
> .....I'm all out of stuff.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Very Disappointed & Disgusted ()
Date: February 12, 2015 02:23AM

FC Palermo Wrote:
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> What a disgusting piece of shit you are:
>
> 19. Molest a child (but not until he's 21)
>
> 20. Hire a clown to touch my children.
>
> 71. Pee in Jesus's mouth
>
> You either think this stuff is funny or you want
> to get a reaction. If you think its funny, you
> need more meds. If you want a reaction, tell you
> what, I'll send a limo over to pick you up and
> meet me so I can satisfy my own and many other
> readers' desire to beat the living shit out of
> you.
>
> Here's a revised list for you:
>
> 1. Never post on this site again.
>
> 2. Grow the fuck up.
>
> 3. Get a job, make some real friends, in person
> rather than through the fucking internet.
>
> 4. Invest your idle time into something
> productive.
>
> 5. If 1-4 above prove too difficult, take as many
> pills as possible at once.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Evil ()
Date: February 12, 2015 04:04PM

Just plain evil.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: number ()
Date: August 04, 2015 03:04AM

19

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Remvoe quilt ()
Date: August 04, 2015 03:17AM

from over my head, so I can breath once again.

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Knocking on balcony door ()
Date: February 24, 2016 03:05AM

bump

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Re: life goals
Posted by: Failed at this one too ()
Date: July 10, 2016 11:52PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> while I was in the nut hut, I came up with a list
> of things I hope to achieve in my life:
>
> 1. Never again have my picture taken by anyone for
> any purpose ever, except where it's unavoidable,
> such as official photo ID's, surveillance cameras,
> things like that. When I die, and after I'm long
> gone, no one will ever know what I looked like
> past the age of (X years old).
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Re: life goals
Posted by: ymwYn ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:19PM

ymwYn

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Re: life goals
Posted by: spoken like a stalker ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:51PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> while I was in the nut hut, I came up with a list
> of things I hope to achieve in my life:
>
> 1. Never again have my picture taken by anyone for
> any purpose ever, except where it's unavoidable,
> such as official photo ID's, surveillance cameras,
> things like that. When I die, and after I'm long
> gone, no one will ever know what I looked like
> past the age of (X years old).

It's ironic William Moreno made an exception for surveillance cameras, because a few short years later William was caught in the act of stalking by a surveillance camera. It's as if William knew he would eventually get caught molesting a kid or stalking someone.
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Re: life goals
Date: March 22, 2017 05:12PM

Sick shitball back to the top with you

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Re: life goals
Posted by: n6LD4 ()
Date: April 13, 2017 08:26PM

n6LD4

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Re: life goals
Posted by: jimmylegs. ()
Date: April 14, 2017 09:34AM

Shut up!

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