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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Never Forget! ()
Date: March 19, 2026 12:55AM


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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie is mad ()
Date: March 19, 2026 01:20AM

Hey Hammie, isn't your pretrial hearing tomorrow? Shouldn't you be focusing on that?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Read the room ()
Date: March 19, 2026 05:06AM

This is not the Mikey the cray cray gentleman thread.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: not comparable ()
Date: March 19, 2026 06:49AM

No he is not Wrote:
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> He is a bum with delusional pretensions of being a
> Southern aristocrat.

Ever since he was a young man he was filled with the overpowering urge to make music and entertain.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: wonder how it went ()
Date: March 19, 2026 01:25PM

Hammie is mad Wrote:
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> Hey Hammie, isn't your pretrial hearing tomorrow?
> Shouldn't you be focusing on that?


What is with all these pre-trial hearings?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hahahahahahlolol ()
Date: March 19, 2026 01:26PM

Hammie's motion to modify her conditions of her bond was denied. She can't leave the house for 3 hours a week

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies back ()
Date: March 19, 2026 01:28PM

wonder how it went Wrote:
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> Hammie is mad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Hammie, isn't your pretrial hearing
> tomorrow?
> > Shouldn't you be focusing on that?
>
>
> What is with all these pre-trial hearings?

A pretrial hearing is a court proceeding held after an arraignment but before a trial, where attorneys and a judge meet to manage the case, discuss evidence, and stuff. These hearings aim to resolve cases through plea bargains, narrow issues, or address procedural motions like suppressing evidence. After that, they schedule the trial

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: so, hammie stays inside? ()
Date: March 19, 2026 01:43PM

Good. She's a public menace.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: don't know wtf's ()
Date: March 19, 2026 02:40PM

Who stole the sound bar? Wrote:
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> really big trouble Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > First there was some guy named Aaron. They
> had
> > a
> > > kid, and then hammie threw his phone out the
> > > window.
> > > Then hammie married josh. He threw her food
> > away.
> > > Also he wore a dildo on his head. Megan still
> > uses
> > > his name.
> > > They then formed a three-way with some other
> > woman
> > > and then hammie left.
> > > Then hammie hooked up with some farmer.
> > > Then hammie hooked up with the guy with bad
> > teeth.
> > > I think they got married.
> >
> >
> > he tried to steal a soundbar from Best Buy and got
> > chased by the police
>
>
> The guy with bad teeth? And did he get busted?

i'm starting to think he's a loser who lives in his moms basement

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: HammieOscars ()
Date: March 19, 2026 03:37PM

But how will she collect her award in May without those precious three hours. It is so prestigious after all. With her husband’s nomination she can assure more people are traumatized Barbie’s.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammies husband ()
Date: March 19, 2026 03:39PM

I'm sure she'll send her husband to Cleveland to pick it up if they can get people to donate enough gas money to them

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Driving to Cleveland? ()
Date: March 19, 2026 04:21PM

Hammies husband Wrote:
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> I'm sure she'll send her husband to Cleveland to
> pick it up if they can get people to donate enough
> gas money to them


Only if he has gotten the car out of impound and fixed after hammie's little calamity.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Meade is shitty and you know it! ()
Date: March 19, 2026 04:46PM

not comparable Wrote:
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> No he is not Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He is a bum with delusional pretensions of being
> a
> > Southern aristocrat.
>
> Ever since he was a young man he was filled with
> the overpowering urge to make music and entertain.

That might mean something if he played music people wanted to listen to.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Josh's agreement ()
Date: March 19, 2026 05:23PM

Here is a link to a photo of the agreement.
https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1631021/3006220.html#msg-3006220

If it has to be written down and notarized, it is a sure fire sign that it is going to be crappy sex.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Written like a fourth grader ()
Date: March 19, 2026 06:25PM

Let me guess - hammie wrote it, Josh typed and signed it? I did NOT know they had a kid together. How many brats has hammie spawned?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Don't forget the moral support. ()
Date: March 19, 2026 08:44PM

hahahahahahlolol Wrote:
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> Hammie's motion to modify her conditions of her
> bond was denied. She can't leave the house for 3
> hours a week


Selling her purple prolapse sounds like it would be easy to work on house arrest.
Did she switch careers? I can see her business drying up and having to lower her standards when it comes to clients. She could be rolling around with signs in her RV saying "Me love you long" promoting her business.

Has she heard, "Your body isn't worth a bottle of Seagram's" yet?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: man o man ()
Date: March 20, 2026 02:05PM

probably drunk Wrote:
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> I REFUSE! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i can only imagine how self-entitled a person
> must
> > be if they refuse to leave a store they're not
> > wanted in. as if being in walmart is so
> improtant
> > to get arrested over
>
> He was probably drunk, being a PITA, was told to
> leave, and immediately got belligerent. The
> bellicosity continued after the police were
> called, and so off to jail........

these people are a friggin mess

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Notorious STD ()
Date: March 20, 2026 03:06PM

lololol Wrote:
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> Jailhouse lawyer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > One she is in prison, hammie will enrol in
> online
> > courses, ultimately attaining her law degree.
> She
> > will then successfully sue cary, everybody on
> this
> > site, the Hyde school, and the Leisers for
> > displaying her nudez in court. Justice for
> hammie?
>
> And then everyone clapped

I think you mean, “And then everyone got the clap.” When the hambeast is involved, there WILL be clap.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: She po as fuck ()
Date: March 20, 2026 03:14PM

I see she still can’t come up with the measly $487 she owes the court. And still not allowed out of the house. That’s good. Hambeasts SHOULD be kept penned up and not running loose.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Watta Ho ()
Date: March 20, 2026 03:17PM

HammieOscars Wrote:
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> But how will she collect her award in May without
> those precious three hours. It is so prestigious
> after all. With her husband’s nomination she can
> assure more people are traumatized Barbie’s.

I’m sure she was looking forward to the free dinner. Now Hammie will have to go hungry that night.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie wants to be Paris ()
Date: March 20, 2026 03:53PM

Hammie is back to drama again. She's fighting with a bunch of non-profits, some random people, and Paris Hilton? Her main character syndrome is really out there

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie wants to be Paris ()
Date: March 20, 2026 03:55PM

hammie is fighting with her old lawyers in that post too. no one is spared from being burned by the hambeast.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I couldn't even follow that rant ()
Date: March 20, 2026 04:01PM

Is hammie shooting for an insanity plea? Because I don't know if those are any good in a DUI case.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies insanity plea ()
Date: March 20, 2026 04:03PM

I couldn't even follow that rant Wrote:
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> Is hammie shooting for an insanity plea? Because I
> don't know if those are any good in a DUI case.


"It's not my fault! Paris Hilton made me do it!"

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Attn Reginald Wentworth ()
Date: March 20, 2026 06:20PM

You have yet to offer your profound insight regarding hammie's plight.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ironic ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:43PM

It's

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: ironic ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:43PM

ironic

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ironic ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:44PM

It's ironic

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: fucking forum ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:44PM

wtf

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: fucking forum ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:44PM

wtf?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: post ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:45PM

whats wrong with this shit

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:47PM

test

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:47PM

test.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:47PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:48PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:49PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:50PM

.testtes

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:50PM

testes.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:50PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:51PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:51PM

testes....

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:52PM

still testing

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:52PM

can u read this

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:52PM

nope

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes. ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:53PM

forum test

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: testes., ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:53PM

forum test.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: IE testes ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:53PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Firefox testes ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:54PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Safari testes ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:54PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: IE again ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:54PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: IE x3 ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:55PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: IE x4 ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:55PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: IE x5 ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:56PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eat shit cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:56PM

eat

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: eat shit cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:56PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:57PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:57PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:58PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:58PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:58PM

wtf

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:59PM

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Date: March 20, 2026 07:59PM

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Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 07:59PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:00PM

o really?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:00PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:01PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
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Date: March 20, 2026 08:01PM

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Date: March 20, 2026 08:02PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
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Date: March 20, 2026 08:02PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:02PM

cloudflare sucks BBC

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:03PM

wtf?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:03PM

wtf, over?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:03PM

cloudflare sucks cox

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:04PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:04PM

yer shit sucks

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:05PM

fix yer shit

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:05PM

ding ding, anyone home?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:06PM

your shit is falling apart

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:06PM

your shit is broke

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:06PM

broke for Safari too

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:07PM

broke for iphone

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:07PM

broke for samsung

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:08PM

yo anyone home?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:08PM

fix your shitty service

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:09PM

still broke

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lick my balls cloudflare ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:10PM

ding dong hire some tech support, maybe?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Is hammie flooding the thread? ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:22PM

She really doesn't like being discussed here

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: how is anyone flooding ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:28PM

cloudflare is acting up

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: is it up ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:30PM

posts are showing up

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ankle Monitor ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:34PM

Hammie has probably snuck out for the evening. She is camped out in some bar sucking down alcohol, paid for by lonely men who are just trying to get laid.

Tell us Megan, what is the dudes reaction when they pull your jeans off over that ankle monitor?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: White Trash ()
Date: March 20, 2026 08:36PM

In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan is archetypical white trash

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: And it's just amazing ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:17PM

White Trash Wrote:
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> In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan is
> archetypical white trash


Her parents send her off to a $60,000 per year prep school, intend to launch kids into the ivy league. And she ends up as a lolcow on FFU.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: lolsow ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:27PM

And it's just amazing Wrote:
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> White Trash Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan
> is
> > archetypical white trash
>
>
> Her parents send her off to a $60,000 per year
> prep school, intend to launch kids into the ivy
> league. And she ends up as a lolcow on FFU.


Technically, Megan is a lolsow

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Trauma Barbie ()
Date: March 21, 2026 08:26PM

I plan on cutting off my GPS bracelet and putting it on one of my dogs before I run off with Wade. We’re starting a new life in New Mexico. I’m not going to prison!

#tti #dv #mentalhealth #cptsd #AuDHD #borderline

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: yes, New Mexico ()
Date: March 21, 2026 10:05PM

Hammie thinks she'll be safe there, because Mexico is a foreign country.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hamslam McGann ()
Date: March 22, 2026 06:58AM

Really need my Hambeast update.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hambeast is going to hambeast ()
Date: March 22, 2026 10:30AM

And it's just amazing Wrote:
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> White Trash Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan
> is
> > archetypical white trash
>
>
> Her parents send her off to a $60,000 per year
> prep school, intend to launch kids into the ivy
> league. And she ends up as a lolcow on FFU.
It may say "college prep" on its brochures. Hyde is more of a Private reform school where rich parents shuffle their problem girls off to when they are tired of their shit.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie hambeast ()
Date: March 22, 2026 11:26AM

Looks like Hammie had her pretrial hearing on Friday. No updated trial date since then and it doesn't look like the case is closed, so probably no plea bargain either. I think the next thing is to have the trial scheduled. I hope they don't let her off easily. On his Facebook, you can tell that the victim is still suffering from extensive medical issues from her hitting him with her car.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: question re: hammie's nudez ()
Date: March 22, 2026 03:51PM

A cursory glance through this thread shows that many of hamie's nudez have been uploaded to the internet. Did hammie prouclt upload these herself, or were they uploaded by her various exes as revenge porn?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie Hambeast ()
Date: March 22, 2026 09:43PM

question re: hammie's nudez Wrote:
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> A cursory glance through this thread shows that
> many of hamie's nudez have been uploaded to the
> internet. Did hammie prouclt upload these herself,
> or were they uploaded by her various exes as
> revenge porn?

Megan herself uploaded her own nudes and blamed it on her exes. She admitted to it in court.

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