and don't forget Wrote:
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> Gold Mine of a Story Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > The Fairfax Underground story was a tour de
> force;
> > a true comedy/tragedy/drama that even included
> a
> > musical element in Lizzie's smash hit Youtube
> > video. The story had everything: stripper
> clubs,
> > stalkings, assaaults, public brawls, break-ins,
> > swattings, compromise of the Ashley Madison
> > cheater website client list, hi-tech computer
> > forensics, a car chase, crooked shady lawyers,
> > courtroom intrigue, alcoholism, arson,
> unfaithful
> > filandering spouses, love, hate, graphic death
> > threats, revenge, knife attacks, deaths,
> murders,
> > disappearances, graveyard desecrations,
> identity
> > theft, gay bodybuilders, professional female
> > football players, straight/gay/lesbian/bisexual
> > sex, bestiality, home foreclosures, and a
> landmark
> > court decision that set legal precedent for the
> > entire nation. Prior events including Richard
> > Moreno performing with the Washington Redskins
> > band, and the naked Thomas Sadler tasered to
> death
> > while jumping on cars in a church parking lot
> > establish characters backgrounds.
> >
> > If that's not enough, Lizzie's jailhouse
> romance
> > with murderess Natalie Keepers ties the story
> to
> > the mass murderer and Alexandria Mayoral
> candidate
> > Charles Severance and crime boss Whitey Bulger,
> > through Keepers' accomplice David Eisenhauer.
> > Lizzie's love-hate relationship with the feisty
> > Myeesha Hamilton has potential to create an
> > additional spin off. Latecomers to the drama
> > Sylvanna Bocook and her small-time drug dealer
> > brother Carlos Ace DeJesus add additional
> > storylines to the narrative.
> >
> > There is enough material to fill several
> seasons
> > of a Netflix or Amazon series. The little
> things
> > like Megan throwing the phone out the window,
> Miz
> > hiding under the covers, Miz and Megan sleeping
> on
> > filthy bare mattresses, eesh held in jail for
> > impersonating a dead cat, and Josh forced to
> wear
> > a dildo on his head are all hilarous. These
> people
> > are sitting on a gold mine and don't even know
> it.
>
>
> And, apropos of the current fascination with the
> Epstein Files, we also have Chris Tatertot,
> imprisoned for pedophilia.
>
> Also, can we track down nigslayer? He was only
> around briefly, but was a very engaging character.


And don’t forget Seth Comstock, former forum convicted pedo from Oakton, who fled to Oregon and continued to post here for almost a decade after his relocation. He partied with Megan & company a few times in Manassas, South Riding, and Vienna.

Seth Comstock Wrote:
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>
> And don’t forget Seth Comstock, former forum
> convicted pedo from Oakton, who fled to Oregon and
> continued to post here for almost a decade after
> his relocation. He partied with Megan & company a
> few times in Manassas, South Riding, and Vienna.
Attachments:

Keep it weird
Attachments:

hammie wants everyone to know she didn't kill roberto and shes forged in steel

Megan told first responders and medical personnel in the hospital that she was the driver. She changed her story when she became afraid she could face criminal charges.

The police knew she was the driver but decided it wasn't worth pursuing the issue.

SquishS Wrote:
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> Seth Comstock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > And don’t forget Seth Comstock, former forum
> > convicted pedo from Oakton, who fled to Oregon
> and
> > continued to post here for almost a decade
> after
> > his relocation. He partied with Megan & company
> a
> > few times in Manassas, South Riding, and Vienna.


Seth Comstock had a gay love interest named Russ Nikov who went to school with Monique Wells aka lizzie. Seth and Russ were famous for wearing capri pants.

she tweaking or something

Holy shit, those fucking claws. You know girls with nails like that aren’t wiping properly. I bet that purple rectum of hers is now a sort of purple brown color, caked in shit and she stank like a pile of dog shit next to a Chinatown Dumpster on a hot day.

WTF is up with “filed under” starting all her posts? Does she imagine this makes her sound educated (“edumacated,” as I’m sure she would say)? It really just adds to the whole looney-tunes, psycho hose-beast nature of her postings.

Filed under: She stanky, Dumb bitch, White trash, Don’t do meth kids

”I was ejected through the windshield”

Shoulda worn a seatbelt, you dumb cunt.

Wear a seatbelt Wrote:
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> ”I was ejected through the windshield”
>
> Shoulda worn a seatbelt, you dumb cunt.


Even long afterwards Megan did not wear a seatbelt regularly. She posted selfies sitting in her car with her kid, clearly not wearing a seatbelt. Megan was also subsequently cited with traffic tickets for not wearing a seatbelt.

Capri Pants Boys Wrote:
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>
>
> Seth Comstock had a gay love interest named Russ
> Nikov who went to school with Monique Wells aka
> lizzie. Seth and Russ were famous for wearing
> capri pants.


Back during the eeshlizmizmeg era, eesh only had one pair of pants; his famous and now iconic camo capris. I wonder if he is still wearing them.....

> He went to jail for a while. Some say it was
> hammie's fault.


he was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after he got drunk at a wedding and made terroristic threats to a police officer

30 days in the hole Wrote:
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> > He went to jail for a while. Some say it was
> > hammie's fault.
>
>
> he was arrested and charged with disorderly
> conduct after he got drunk at a wedding and made
> terroristic threats to a police officer

If there was a disorderly conduct incident, it was totally separate.

Josh famously went to jail to spare Megan from incarceration. Megan was driving Josh's car without a license and ran from the police. Megan would have gone to jail had she been convicted. The police got the license number and pressed charges. Josh went to court and told the judge he was driving, because he wanted Megan to be able to care for their young child.

Megan never seems to have a valid driving license.

Megan driving without a license Wrote:
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> 30 days in the hole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > He went to jail for a while. Some say it was
> > > hammie's fault.
> >
> >
> > he was arrested and charged with disorderly
> > conduct after he got drunk at a wedding and
> made
> > terroristic threats to a police officer
>
> If there was a disorderly conduct incident, it was
> totally separate.
>
> Josh famously went to jail to spare Megan from
> incarceration. Megan was driving Josh's car
> without a license and ran from the police. Megan
> would have gone to jail had she been convicted.
> The police got the license number and pressed
> charges. Josh went to court and told the judge he
> was driving, because he wanted Megan to be able to
> care for their young child.
>
> Megan never seems to have a valid driving license.


Hammie immediately turned on him. What was up with that?

It’s 2026, why is this thread getting a sudden resurgence 12 years later??

Megan recently had another major run-in with the law. She ran over and seriously injured a motorcyclist while she was driving drunk and without a valid license.

Hammie has taken to social media to defend herself and claim the motorcyclist was stalking her. She's trying to portray herself as a victim and enhance her public image prior to sentencing, ginning up frivolous awards from questionable groups that may or may not actually exist.

The recent March 5 post from "Trauma Barbie" was tantalizing, and readers were hopeful this would mark a return of Megan to Fairfax Underground. However she has not yet posted again -- if "Trauma Barbie" was indeed the famous Hambeast.

Hammie's recent Drunk Driving Wrote:
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> Megan recently had another major run-in with the
> law. She ran over and seriously injured a
> motorcyclist while she was driving drunk and
> without a valid license.
>
> Hammie has taken to social media to defend herself
> and claim the motorcyclist was stalking her.
> She's trying to portray herself as a victim and
> enhance her public image prior to sentencing,
> ginning up frivolous awards from questionable
> groups that may or may not actually exist.
>
> The recent March 5 post from "Trauma Barbie" was
> tantalizing, and readers were hopeful this would
> mark a return of Megan to Fairfax Underground.
> However she has not yet posted again -- if "Trauma
> Barbie" was indeed the famous Hambeast.


Hammie is back to her old tricks or fuckung up again
Google Megan Price and Youngstown, and you will find several articles, one with a photo of hammie appearing in court in jail jammies.

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Quit fucking this thread

but after Josh fell on his sword Wrote:
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> Megan driving without a license Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 30 days in the hole Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > > He went to jail for a while. Some say it
> was
> > > > hammie's fault.
> > >
> > >
> > > he was arrested and charged with disorderly
> > > conduct after he got drunk at a wedding and
> > made
> > > terroristic threats to a police officer
> >
> > If there was a disorderly conduct incident, it
> was
> > totally separate.
> >
> > Josh famously went to jail to spare Megan from
> > incarceration. Megan was driving Josh's car
> > without a license and ran from the police.
> Megan
> > would have gone to jail had she been convicted.
> > The police got the license number and pressed
> > charges. Josh went to court and told the judge
> he
> > was driving, because he wanted Megan to be able
> to
> > care for their young child.
> >
> > Megan never seems to have a valid driving
> license.
>
>
> Hammie immediately turned on him. What was up with
> that?


Jealosy. Megan, Josh, and Jeannine were in a three-way sex living arrangement. Megan was not jealous of Jeannine for being the object of Josh's attentions, but rather she was jealous of Josh because Jeannine gave more attention to Josh than to her (Megan has previously labeled herself as 80% lesbo). Eventually Megan ran off to Ohio while Josh and Jeannine stayed together in Virginia.

IIRC hammie wrote up a contract, in her hammie-pseudo-legalese (she was always adorable when she pretended to be an adult), stipulating the conditions of their little three-way relationship.

Megan driving without a license Wrote:
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> Megan was driving Josh's car
> without a license and ran from the police. Megan
> would have gone to jail had she been convicted.
> The police got the license number and pressed
> charges. Josh went to court and told the judge he
> was driving, because he wanted Megan to be able to
> care for their young child.

these people sound like a bunch of real fuckups

The really annoying thing is, unlike other FFU fuckups who KNOW they're fuckups, hammie likes to regard herself as a normal respectable adult, and expects others to treat her that way. (Enen though she still acts like a maladjusted teenager.)

still waiting for hammie to share what lawsuit she was a part of. there are no lawsuits filed in court against hyde with her name on it

Wasn’t her court date continued to sometime this month?

Hammie is still on house arrest. Her lawyer is trying to get her 3 hours a week out of the house.

Still on house arrest Wrote:
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> Hammie is still on house arrest. Her lawyer is
> trying to get her 3 hours a week out of the house.
>
>
> src="https://i.ibb.co/qLx25zQR/Screenshot-2026-03-
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> alt="Screenshot-2026-03-10-00-24-33"
> border="0">


What does she need to go out in public for? Can't she find Meth dealers to deliver to her home? Or has she burned those bridges too. Where is Drew in all of this? Did he flee?

Is drew someone's name? Another of hammie's victims? I thought hammie was with Farmer John. We need better updates

I thought she hooked up with the farmer, and then somebody else. And married the second person.And then wrecked his car. Am I even in the ballpark?

who was the person after Farmer John?

id check Wrote:
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> who was the person after Farmer John?


some dude who got thrown a real ass beating at a metal show

Hamslam moved to Ohio to be with pig Farmer Jon. He threw her out and went back to fucking pigs. Her anal prolapse was little different from fucking a pig and pigs didn't lamprey themselves on his wallet.

Eventually, a guy named Drew appeared. She weaseled her way into the money he was saving up for dental repairs. The sooner he cuts bait and runs, the sooner he can get himself off Meth and become a productive member of society.

Good. This will give hammie ample opportunity to create further havoc.

Don't overthink things... Wrote:
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> Hamslam moved to Ohio to be with pig Farmer Jon.
> He threw her out and went back to fucking pigs.
> Her anal prolapse was little different from
> fucking a pig and pigs didn't lamprey themselves
> on his wallet.
>
> Eventually, a guy named Drew appeared. She
> weaseled her way into the money he was saving up
> for dental repairs. The sooner he cuts bait and
> runs, the sooner he can get himself off Meth and
> become a productive member of society.

who was the one who was throwing all her groceries away?

drama barbie Wrote:
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> Don't overthink things... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hamslam moved to Ohio to be with pig Farmer Jon.
>
> > He threw her out and went back to fucking pigs.
> > Her anal prolapse was little different from
> > fucking a pig and pigs didn't lamprey
> themselves
> > on his wallet.
> >
> > Eventually, a guy named Drew appeared. She
> > weaseled her way into the money he was saving
> up
> > for dental repairs. The sooner he cuts bait and
> > runs, the sooner he can get himself off Meth
> and
> > become a productive member of society.
>
> who was the one who was throwing all her groceries
> away?


First there was some guy named Aaron. They had a kid, and then hammie threw his phone out the window.
Then hammie married josh. He threw her food away. Also he wore a dildo on his head. Megan still uses his name.
They then formed a three-way with some other woman and then hammie left.
Then hammie hooked up with some farmer.
Then hammie hooked up with the guy with bad teeth. I think they got married.

Wasn't there another baby daddy and another kid before Aaron? Megan used to refer to herself as a "mom of two" even though she was never a real mother to any of her poor unfortunate spawn.

I only have a partial grasp of the lives and loves of hammie.

Still on house arrest Wrote:
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> Hammie is still on house arrest. Her lawyer is
> trying to get her 3 hours a week out of the house.
>

So, no more court dates in regard to this crime. No more possible jail time?

Slap on wrist Wrote:
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> Still on house arrest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hammie is still on house arrest. Her lawyer is
> > trying to get her 3 hours a week out of the
> house.
> >
>
> So, no more court dates in regard to this crime.
> No more possible jail time?

Pretrial is set for 3/19 unless the court changes it again. It really depends on whether the court has time for the trial or not this month.

Trial Dates Wrote:
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>
> Pretrial is set for 3/19 unless the court changes
> it again. It really depends on whether the court
> has time for the trial or not this month.


Hammie could weasel out of any more jail time by serving a ton of house arrest?

Yes, I mentioned weasels.....

^ Correct. No one is expecting much if any additional jail time.

So if Aaron was the guy whose phone went out the window, was Aaron a black guy? Or does Hammie just like using the n-word at inappropriate times?

Also, didn’t she have a half-black kid at some point? There was a thread here by some guy who banged her out when she was turning tricks in her car and he mentioned a half-black kid in the back seat.

I’m trying to figure out if Hammie likes or loathes our Nubian friends.

Yes Aaron was black and he and hammie had a kid I believe

As far as I know Wrote:
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> Yes Aaron was black and he and hammie had a kid I
> believe


That kid is known as "AJ" and Megan blamed him and Aaron for breaking her phone.

Hammie had a kid prior to AJ who had some kind of genetic defect, possibly Downs Syndrome, and hammie gave him up, possibly to his grandparents.

Aaron might have been the baby daddy for that one, or it might have been some other rando. It's unclear when that child was born or Megan's marital status at the time.

Megan actually dated the ginger pedophile Ben Lamka before Aaron. Ben went on to have a famous career soliciting high school girls in the Stone Road Giant Shopping Center while living in a tent in the woods nearby with gay hobos. He reportedly traded drugs and sexual favors for a spot in the hobos' tent.

Ben Lamka already has several threads of his own. He dated Megan and was obviously in close contact with her for some time. It's unclear where he currently resides.

Quote
potluck
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: potock ()
Date: April 21, 2011 06:46PM

The court case is really kind of up in the air. He was sleeping in a tent in the woods near Westfield HS with another homeless man. Knowing both of them personally, I can say with some certainty that Ben is innocent of of the Credit Card Larceny. The other hobo went car-hopping almost every night through Chantilly (thus acquiring his stash of credit cards) and used the money to buy weed for the both of them. They chopped down trees for fire, that's the Destruction of Property.The other hobo used the tent to stash all of his stolen goods (Ben was usually too high to go out and steal with him) and Ben was caught sleeping when the Police came to the tent. Hobo #2 was out buying alcohol, I think... Anyways, Ben is in jail and the other homeless guy is on the lamb after some of the neighborhood residents learned what his name was and reported him as the thief breaking into their cars. He's got a warrant out for his arrest on something like twenty five counts of breaking and entering an automobile.

Did they hook up in the tent? Or hammie's infamous mustang?

So much FFU history in this thread........

Does Hammie actually “date”? It’s more like a lamprey attaching itself to prey.

Ben Lamka Wrote:
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> Ben Lamka already has several threads

he used to around telling people he was in the Mafia, acting all tough, talking shit, getting in people's faces, etc. always real stoned too, like nonstop potsmoking

but living in a tent? Sounds like lizzie's badass 'ex-con' bf, who turned out to have served a couple of years for banging a pre-teen.

Oh well, hopefully he has moved on. At least he escaped hammie's clutches.

Hammie was a foot soldier in his crime family even though she found him loathesome. Shouldn't he be helping her in her time of distress?

in the mafia Wrote:
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> but living in a tent? Sounds like lizzie's badass
> 'ex-con' bf, who turned out to have served a
> couple of years for banging a pre-teen.


Christopher J. Tator aka "Tator Tots" had previously served time for two child sex abuse convictions. He was required to notify the Sex Offender Registry about where he was living but he gave them the address of the MicroCenter parking lot.

Tator Tots was also a foot soldier in the Moreno Crime Family and moved in to live with Miz and Liz in a Fairfax City apartment. (A living arrangement that probably violated the probation terms of all parties.) Not long after Lizzie's chimpout and incarceration, Chris got handed his own sentence of 15 years in Federal prison for kiddie porn. One of the conditions the court imposed was requiring him to undergo "penile plethysmography tests". It is similar to a lie detector, but they literally hook his junk up to electrodes and make him watch kiddie porn. Sprouting wood is considered a failure.

Where TF is miz in all this? Wrote:
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> Hammie was a foot soldier in his crime family even
> though she found him loathesome. Shouldn't he be
> helping her in her time of distress?


Hammie has been committing crimes practically nonstop for the past two decades. Megan has spent time in at least 6 or 7 different jails in Virginia and Ohio.

William Moreno and his cohorts Megan, Lizzie, TJ Sadler, and Tator Tots were all serial criminals. A common characteristic they all shared was claiming to be victims, while they did unto others the same things they claimed others were doing to them.

Lizzie had several assault charges at the time she assaulted Miz and got locked up for 3 years. She had also gone with Tator Tots to trespasse in eesh's back yard, take photos, and make noises at night, but was not caught or charged.

Miz was taken away to jail on SIX (6) separate charges when he assaulted his mother in 2019. He had previously stalked lizzie, attacked his father with a knife, made several graphic death threats, and intimidated witnesses who testified in court proceedings.

TJ Sadler, aka peep/ghost/caan, had gone on the run as a fugitive. Upon being apprehended, he faced charges in FIVE (5) separate jurisdictions, and resided in six different jails while being shuttled back-and-forth across the state to attend hearings. TJ has been either charged/indicted, incarcerated, or on probation continously wihout a break for the past five plus years (possibly 6 or more).

The aforementioned Tator Tots, Christopher J. Tator, is currently serving a 15 year sentence in federal prison.

The Moreno Crime Family has lived up their name. They can't help themselves with their legal problems, let alone one another.

Team Miz / Moreno Crime Family Wrote:
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>
>
>
> Miz was taken away to jail on SIX (6) separate
> charges when he assaulted his mother in 2019. He
> had previously stalked lizzie, attacked his father
> with a knife, made several graphic death threats,
> and intimidated witnesses who testified in court
> proceedings.
>
> TJ Sadler, aka peep/ghost/caan, had gone on the
> run as a fugitive. Upon being apprehended, he
> faced charges in FIVE (5) separate jurisdictions,
> and resided in six different jails while being
> shuttled back-and-forth across the state to attend
> hearings. TJ has been either charged/indicted,
> incarcerated, or on probation continously wihout a
> break for the past five plus years (possibly 6 or
> more).
>


what did TJ do that was so bad? It sounds like he went on a crime spree.

And what's this about miz assaulting his mother? Was there a fight about lizzie? (ie miz wanted to get back with her, to his mother's great displeasure?) And 6 charges are a lot! Did he have to serve any time?

Weasel is safe Wrote:
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> ^ Correct. No one is expecting much if any
> additional jail time.

Ohio has mandatory minimum sentences for the crimes she is accused of. The most serious charge is the aggravated vehicular assault, which is a felony. Ohio has mandatory prison terms for this felony, which means probation or house arrest isn't an option. The term will be 1-5 years, depending on her priors. For the driving under the influence charge, she has a mandatory minimum of 3-180 days in jail, which she might get off with time served for that one. The stop sign violation and driving under a suspended license charges don't carry any mandatory sentences, but can be up to 180 days in jail. If the court looks at her criminal record from Virginia and the serious injuries to the victim of this assault, she could be in prison for years.

Tator Tots, another pedo Wrote:
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> Christopher J. Tator aka "Tator Tots"

is that the dude who almost got killed moshing?

mo taters Wrote:
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> Tator Tots, another pedo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Christopher J. Tator aka "Tator Tots"
>
> is that the dude who almost got killed moshing?

Christopher J. Tator, also know as "Tator Tots" or Kris "Kankles" Askins, is the dude who seemed to only own one set of clothes. He was famously photographed at Burke Lake with Lizzie wearing the same shirt, pants, and shoes that he later wore to court hearings. Lizzie used the "Kris Askins" alias to hide his pedophile criminal convictions, since Miz was already a self-admitted pedo, and they were all on probation and not legally allowed to associate with other pedos/criminals.

Interesting coincidence:

Tator Tots, Lizzie, and Miz had a threesome living arrangement; Josh, Megan, and Janine also had a threesome living arrangemet

mo taters Wrote:
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> Tator Tots, another pedo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Christopher J. Tator aka "Tator Tots"
>
> is that the dude who almost got killed moshing?


The mosh guy is hammie's current love interest

This Lamka fellow was a topic of convo back ~2011, not a participant but somebody that some FFU participant noticed and began a conversation about.

A few years later, somebody randomly posted about hammie - saw her on a wanted poster or something like that, and she became a participant.

And these two randos happened to already know each other?

Threesomes of FFXU Wrote:
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> they were all on probation and not legally allowed
> to associate with other pedos/criminals.

That’s literally not a thing

Team Miz / Moreno Crime Family Wrote:
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> A common characteristic they all shared was
> claiming to be victims, while they did unto others
> the same things they claimed others were doing to
> them.

You can be a murderer and get killed...

Some made up shit Wrote:
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> Threesomes of FFXU Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > they were all on probation and not legally
> allowed
> > to associate with other pedos/criminals.
>
> That’s literally not a thing


Peopel on probation can be prohibited from associating with known criminals or convicted felons.

Whether that applied to any of our charcters is unknown to me.

OK, help me to understand Wrote:
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> This Lamka fellow was a topic of convo back ~2011,
> not a participant but somebody that some FFU
> participant noticed and began a conversation
> about.
>
> A few years later, somebody randomly posted about
> hammie - saw her on a wanted poster or something
> like that, and she became a participant.
>
> And these two randos happened to already know each
> other?

Someone whose teen daughter was approached by Lamka started the first thread about him. Several of his friends eventually came to his defense, and entered into a back & forth with the trolls. It’s unclear if Lamka himself ever posted in those threads.

It’s never been definitively proven who started the original Meg threads, though it’s been long thought to be either Aaron the ex husband, or Jackie the ex-babysitter. Once the connection was made to Lamka, which wasn’t until somewhere in the middle of the EeshMizLizMeg saga, and he began getting heavily discussed again, he did make at least one confirmed contribution, essentially explaining that he no longer associated with Megan, hadn’t even lived in Virginia for several years, and asked that she please stop mentioning his name on this site. Not sure what happened between them. Megan posted that they had met all the way back in HS, when they were both enrolled at Westfield.

Some forgotten? history Wrote:
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> OK, help me to understand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This Lamka fellow was a topic of convo back
> ~2011,
> > not a participant but somebody that some FFU
> > participant noticed and began a conversation
> > about.
> >
> > A few years later, somebody randomly posted
> about
> > hammie - saw her on a wanted poster or
> something
> > like that, and she became a participant.
> >
> > And these two randos happened to already know
> each
> > other?
>
> Someone whose teen daughter was approached by
> Lamka started the first thread about him. Several
> of his friends eventually came to his defense, and
> entered into a back & forth with the trolls.
> It’s unclear if Lamka himself ever posted in
> those threads.
>
> It’s never been definitively proven who started
> the original Meg threads, though it’s been long
> thought to be either Aaron the ex husband, or
> Jackie the ex-babysitter. Once the connection was
> made to Lamka, which wasn’t until somewhere in
> the middle of the EeshMizLizMeg saga, and he began
> getting heavily discussed again, he did make at
> least one confirmed contribution, essentially
> explaining that he no longer associated with
> Megan, hadn’t even lived in Virginia for several
> years, and asked that she please stop mentioning
> his name on this site. Not sure what happened
> between them. Megan posted that they had met all
> the way back in HS, when they were both enrolled
> at Westfield.

I always appreciate clarification on FFU history. Whatever happened to this Ben fellow, I do hope he has gotten his shit together better than megan has.

"Current Known Criminals/Junkies in Springfeild/Vienna/Burke" thread is the first time Hammie was mentioned.

She was still known as Megan Toohey then. I think Josh Price was already in the picture but "Price" hadn't been immortalized as part of her criminal record.

https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/827708/1451244.html#msg-1451244


One fan fact is "100% not Megan" appears in the thread and threatened to sue us all.
Only Meade Skelton himself has posted more thinly veiled anonymously in third person than good old Hamslam.

Megan Toohey actually posted in the thread,
I know, it could be an imposter but the self serving delusional writing style is right out of her current ludicrous Tramua Barbie blatherings.

https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/827708/1555637.html#msg-1555637

it is long so check it out.
here is one delightful excerpt.

"... my reputation very much precedes me in every aspect. I am a woman who made some bad choices and has since grown up and become a responsible and tries to better herself everyday..."

even better... Wrote:
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> Megan Toohey
>
> "... my reputation very much precedes me in every
> aspect. I am a woman who made some bad choices and
> has since grown up and become a responsible and
> tries to better herself everyday..."


That's cute. Somewhere after that,we graduated to 'my past doesn't define who I am'.

the judge hasn't decided on whether to allow hammie 3 hours a week out of the house. the court hasn't put off the pre-trial hearing yet. if everything continues as is, her pre-trial hearing will be on thursday (19th) next week and she will have the trial shortly after.

everyone can look up the case here https://ecourts.mahoningcountyoh.gov/eservices/home.page.2

just search for megan price

next steps Wrote:
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> the judge hasn't decided on whether to allow
> hammie 3 hours a week out of the house. the court
> hasn't put off the pre-trial hearing yet. if
> everything continues as is, her pre-trial hearing
> will be on thursday (19th) next week and she will
> have the trial shortly after.
>
> everyone can look up the case here
> https://ecourts.mahoningcountyoh.gov/eservices/hom
> e.page.2
>
> just search for megan price

The amount of obsession in this thread is insane. The fact you have nothing better to do than follow her life says so much more about you. It’s bizarre.

Obsession Wrote:
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> The amount of obsession in this thread is insane.
> The fact you have nothing better to do than follow
> her life says so much more about you. It’s
> bizarre.


However, we are not doing them! :P

we all have better things to do Wrote:
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> Obsession Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The amount of obsession in this thread is
> insane.
> > The fact you have nothing better to do than
> follow
> > her life says so much more about you. It’s
> > bizarre.
>
>
> However, we are not doing them! :P

4 minutes later. Pathetic.

Specifically, HAMMIE's former obsession with this forum!

Let's see!

1) Hammie was a member of the Fairfax Underground Fantastic Four - this group was, in its time, more notorious on this site than meade skelton!

2) Hammie participated in the Morono Crime Syndicate's lawsuit against eesh

3) Hammie maintained a dossier - a collection of postings printed off from this forum - with which she pestered local law enforcement. I guess she claimed she was being harassed, or libeled, or something like that.

4) Hammie interjected herself into a conflict between one the the other forum participants and her girlfriend/coworker. She even contacted the corporate office of that workplace, and allegedly got the manager fired from his job.


And in light of that, you have the audcadity to say that everyone ELSE here is obsessed?

4 minutes later Wrote:
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> we all have better things to do Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Obsession Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > The amount of obsession in this thread is
> > insane.
> > > The fact you have nothing better to do than
> > follow
> > > her life says so much more about you. It’s
> > > bizarre.
> >
> >
> > However, we are not doing them! :P
>
> 4 minutes later. Pathetic.

of course people answer quickly after you post. every time you leave a comment, it pushes this topic to the top of FFU where everyone sees it. you know how this works, hammie

4 minutes later Wrote:
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> we all have better things to do Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Obsession Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > The amount of obsession in this thread is
> > insane.
> > > The fact you have nothing better to do than
> > follow
> > > her life says so much more about you. It’s
> > > bizarre.
> >
> >
> > However, we are not doing them! :P
>
> 4 minutes later. Pathetic.

of course people answer quickly after you post. every time you leave a comment, it pushes this topic to the top of FFU where everyone sees it. you know how this works, hammie

friends and enemies Wrote:
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>
> Julia F, Stephanie L, Cassie G, and Jackie B. -
> girls Megan defamed and/or sent links to nudes to
> their families
>


I had never heard of these girls before. Were they FFU participants?

who are these people? Wrote:
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> friends and enemies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Julia F, Stephanie L, Cassie G, and Jackie B. -
> > girls Megan defamed and/or sent links to nudes
> to
> > their families
> >
>
>
> I had never heard of these girls before. Were they
> FFU participants?


one of the guys got thrown across the room at a metal show and his teeth got all jacked up

Obsession Wrote:
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> next steps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the judge hasn't decided on whether to allow
> > hammie 3 hours a week out of the house. the
> court
> > hasn't put off the pre-trial hearing yet. if
> > everything continues as is, her pre-trial
> hearing
> > will be on thursday (19th) next week and she
> will
> > have the trial shortly after.
> >
> > everyone can look up the case here
> >
> https://ecourts.mahoningcountyoh.gov/eservices/hom
>
> > e.page.2
> >
> > just search for megan price
>
> The amount of obsession in this thread is insane.
> The fact you have nothing better to do than follow
> her life says so much more about you. It’s
> bizarre.

Laughing at retards is an internet staple. Hammie's bizarre obsession of presenting herself as a "Trauma Barbie is certainly worth a few moments here and there to laugh at. Her troubles are self inflicted and no amount of her playing a victim is going to change rhat. She wants internet attention but she can't control the attention she receives.

I just hope her baby daddies have used her criminal record to completely excise her out of the kiddos' lives. Her upcoming drunken driving assault case will seal the deal on that.

Obsession Wrote:
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> next steps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the judge hasn't decided on whether to allow
> > hammie 3 hours a week out of the house. the
> court
> > hasn't put off the pre-trial hearing yet. if
> > everything continues as is, her pre-trial
> hearing
> > will be on thursday (19th) next week and she
> will
> > have the trial shortly after.
> >
> > everyone can look up the case here
> >
> https://ecourts.mahoningcountyoh.gov/eservices/hom
>
> > e.page.2
> >
> > just search for megan price
>
> The amount of obsession in this thread is insane.
> The fact you have nothing better to do than follow
> her life says so much more about you. It’s
> bizarre.

How does it feel knowing you’re going to spend years in prison, you stupid fat cunt?

Can you even imagine the veritable cavalcade of new friends and lovers (and of course enemies) hammie is gonna hook up with behind bars? This is going to provide decades of drama!

Hammie is complaining about people looking at her posts and talking about her here. She still makes sure her Facebook posts are set to public while bragging about how many views she gets.

Imagine thinking 100 views a day is a lot. Jesus, what a stupid cow.

"115 eyeballs on me everyday"

115 is an odd number, so maybe somebody is keeping one eye closed when they read this thread, or somebody lost an eye.

What a pig Wrote:
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> Imagine thinking 100 views a day is a lot. Jesus,
> what a stupid cow.


She spent years making herself the center of attention here, and then wonders why she she became a topic of conversation. Geez, maybe if she didn't broadcast her life all over the internet....

Well if Cary is truly facing incarceration, perhaps she can take over the forum and kill this thread.

It's strange Wrote:
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> What a pig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Imagine thinking 100 views a day is a lot.
> Jesus,
> > what a stupid cow.
>
>
> She spent years making herself the center of
> attention here, and then wonders why she she
> became a topic of conversation. Geez, maybe if she
> didn't broadcast her life all over the
> internet....
>
> Well if Cary is truly facing incarceration,
> perhaps she can take over the forum and kill this
> thread.

Hammie is facing incarceration too so I doubt she'll be able to take over anything

I haven't heard word one about the guy she creamed. Is he on the mend?

In all this talk of trauma Wrote:
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> I haven't heard word one about the guy she
> creamed. Is he on the mend?

Thankfully, he is on the mend. Unlike Hammie, he seems like a good person. Had a job. Tons of friends, kids, and family who love him. He was not expected to survive initially, but miraculously pulled through. He is no longer in a coma, but he's still in a wheelchair, dealing with a traumatic brain injury (forgot half of his life per Facebook), and in some kind of assisted living situation.

Part of Hammie's bail keeps her from contacting him, so at least he's safe from her for now. I don't put it past her to harass him, or to have her friends harass him, if that condition is lifted.

Hammie is responsible for what happened to him. Even if we ignored her drunk driving at the time, she still had no right to be behind the wheel of a car since her license was suspended.

Wheel chair, brain injury, assisted living!

Poor guy!

Since Hammie refuses to ever be a productive member of society and get a job, there is no way he can get anything from her to pay his hospital bills or the time out of work. he was in the hospital for over 5 months

let's TALK about obsession Wrote:
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> more notorious on this site than meade skelton!


he's a very refined southern gentleman

oncy Wrote:
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> let's TALK about obsession Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > more notorious on this site than meade skelton!
>
>
> he's a very refined southern gentleman


He is a bum with delusional pretensions of being a Southern aristocrat. He is a bit like hammie, but without the relentless criminality. Unless he kills his father,he is unlikely ever to see the inside of a jail cell.

It looks like hammie was unenrolled from university less than a week after she was supposed to start. The school claims to have called her. It was probably while she was incarcerated. Of course, Hammie is acting like the school is discriminating against her and filing complaints. I'm sure her incarceration dates will clear those complaints right up for the school.

One she is in prison, hammie will enrol in online courses, ultimately attaining her law degree. She will then successfully sue cary, everybody on this site, the Hyde school, and the Leisers for displaying her nudez in court. Justice for hammie?

Jailhouse lawyer Wrote:
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> One she is in prison, hammie will enrol in online
> courses, ultimately attaining her law degree. She
> will then successfully sue cary, everybody on this
> site, the Hyde school, and the Leisers for
> displaying her nudez in court. Justice for hammie?

And then everyone clapped

who are these people? Wrote:
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> friends and enemies Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Julia F, Stephanie L, Cassie G, and Jackie B. -
> > girls Megan defamed and/or sent links to nudes
> to
> > their families
> >
>
>
> I had never heard of these girls before. Were they
> FFU participants?

Julia was a friend of Josh’s, she was introduced to Megan when Josh began dating her. They had a falling out, after Julia read about the lies and cheating going on behind Josh’s back on this thread. In those days, Megan was constantly sharing links and complaining about this site, and like many of Megan’s Facebook friends, Julia got curious. Megan threatened to press charges or sue for libel.

Stephanie either went to middle school or high school with Megan and Cassie. She was very close with Megan. Something went down at Megan’s wedding to Aaron, and according to posts here, Stephanie was allegedly self-harming in the venue bathroom, and Megan turned on her. Supposedly nude pics of Stephanie turned up here soon after, and Megan shared the links with Stephanie’s friends and family. Not sure exactly what connection Seth Comstock had to this situation, but his name got brought up a lot, and it was speculated that he sent Stephanie’s pics to Megan.

Cassie was a school mate of Megan’s, but she was more solidly a part of Aaron’s friend group, and forced to tolerate Megan. Megan got hired at Outback or Texas Roadhouse, or maybe it was Glory Days… where Cassie was already employed. By that time, the marriage to Aaron was in its last gasps. Not sure of the details of everything that went down, but a crap ton of posts spawned here from the hoopla. It got so bad, that management at the restaurant had to intervene. Megan left messages on Cassie’s parents’ answering machine, threatening to sue or press charges.

Jackie was a friend of Aaron’s, and was hired as the children’s babysitter after Megan moved out. Even though Aaron ultimately got dumped in favor of Josh, Megan was set on making his life miserable. She endlessly harassed and verbally assaulted Jackie, and would end up calling the police and CPS on her numerous times. Her reputation and home daycare business took a serious hit. If memory serves, she chose to move out of the area to escape.

tahnk you so much! Wrote:
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> Some forgotten? history Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OK, help me to understand Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This Lamka fellow was a topic of convo back
> > ~2011,
> > > not a participant but somebody that some FFU
> > > participant noticed and began a conversation
> > > about.
> > >
> > > A few years later, somebody randomly posted
> > about
> > > hammie - saw her on a wanted poster or
> > something
> > > like that, and she became a participant.
> > >
> > > And these two randos happened to already know
> > each
> > > other?
> >
> > Someone whose teen daughter was approached by
> > Lamka started the first thread about him.
> Several
> > of his friends eventually came to his defense,
> and
> > entered into a back & forth with the trolls.
> > It’s unclear if Lamka himself ever posted in
> > those threads.
> >
> > It’s never been definitively proven who
> started
> > the original Meg threads, though it’s been
> long
> > thought to be either Aaron the ex husband, or
> > Jackie the ex-babysitter. Once the connection
> was
> > made to Lamka, which wasn’t until somewhere
> in
> > the middle of the EeshMizLizMeg saga, and he
> began
> > getting heavily discussed again, he did make at
> > least one confirmed contribution, essentially
> > explaining that he no longer associated with
> > Megan, hadn’t even lived in Virginia for
> several
> > years, and asked that she please stop
> mentioning
> > his name on this site. Not sure what happened
> > between them. Megan posted that they had met
> all
> > the way back in HS, when they were both
> enrolled
> > at Westfield.
>
> I always appreciate clarification on FFU history.
> Whatever happened to this Ben fellow, I do hope he
> has gotten his shit together better than megan
> has.

He moved to Delaware, and enrolled in culinary school. This was 10 years ago though—no idea as to his current whereabouts or lot in life.

Some forgotten? history Wrote:
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> who are these people? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > friends and enemies Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Julia F, Stephanie L, Cassie G, and Jackie B.
> -
> > > girls Megan defamed and/or sent links to
> nudes
> > to
> > > their families
> > >
> >
> >
> > I had never heard of these girls before. Were
> they
> > FFU participants?
>
> Julia was a friend of Josh’s, she was introduced
> to Megan when Josh began dating her. They had a
> falling out, after Julia read about the lies and
> cheating going on behind Josh’s back on this
> thread. In those days, Megan was constantly
> sharing links and complaining about this site, and
> like many of Megan’s Facebook friends, Julia got
> curious. Megan threatened to press charges or sue
> for libel.
>
> Stephanie either went to middle school or high
> school with Megan and Cassie. She was very close
> with Megan. Something went down at Megan’s
> wedding to Aaron, and according to posts here,
> Stephanie was allegedly self-harming in the venue
> bathroom, and Megan turned on her. Supposedly nude
> pics of Stephanie turned up here soon after, and
> Megan shared the links with Stephanie’s friends
> and family. Not sure exactly what connection Seth
> Comstock had to this situation, but his name got
> brought up a lot, and it was speculated that he
> sent Stephanie’s pics to Megan.
>
> Cassie was a school mate of Megan’s, but she was
> more solidly a part of Aaron’s friend group, and
> forced to tolerate Megan. Megan got hired at
> Outback or Texas Roadhouse, or maybe it was Glory
> Days… where Cassie was already employed. By
> that time, the marriage to Aaron was in its last
> gasps. Not sure of the details of everything that
> went down, but a crap ton of posts spawned here
> from the hoopla. It got so bad, that management
> at the restaurant had to intervene. Megan left
> messages on Cassie’s parents’ answering
> machine, threatening to sue or press charges.
>
> Jackie was a friend of Aaron’s, and was hired as
> the children’s babysitter after Megan moved out.
> Even though Aaron ultimately got dumped in favor
> of Josh, Megan was set on making his life
> miserable. She endlessly harassed and verbally
> assaulted Jackie, and would end up calling the
> police and CPS on her numerous times. Her
> reputation and home daycare business took a
> serious hit. If memory serves, she chose to move
> out of the area to escape.


Hammie just leaves a trail of destruction! It's really disturbing.

> First there was some guy named Aaron. They had a
> kid, and then hammie threw his phone out the
> window.
> Then hammie married josh. He threw her food away.
> Also he wore a dildo on his head. Megan still uses
> his name.
> They then formed a three-way with some other woman
> and then hammie left.
> Then hammie hooked up with some farmer.
> Then hammie hooked up with the guy with bad teeth.
> I think they got married.

he tried to steal a soundbar from Best Buy and got chased by the police

really big trouble Wrote:
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> > First there was some guy named Aaron. They had
> a
> > kid, and then hammie threw his phone out the
> > window.
> > Then hammie married josh. He threw her food
> away.
> > Also he wore a dildo on his head. Megan still
> uses
> > his name.
> > They then formed a three-way with some other
> woman
> > and then hammie left.
> > Then hammie hooked up with some farmer.
> > Then hammie hooked up with the guy with bad
> teeth.
> > I think they got married.
>
> he tried to steal a soundbar from Best Buy and got
> chased by the police


The guy with bad teeth? And did he get busted?

No he is not Wrote:
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> oncy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > let's TALK about obsession Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > more notorious on this site than meade
> skelton!
> >
> >
> > he's a very refined southern gentleman
>
>
> He is a bum with delusional pretensions of being a
> Southern aristocrat. He is a bit like hammie, but
> without the relentless criminality. Unless he
> kills his father,he is unlikely ever to see the
> inside of a jail

Nearly 47 years ago Meade came from his mother's vagina. He hasn't been close to a vagina since.

The thing that Megan and Meade have in common is the both posted here on FFXU for attention. We here at FFXU have ensured they will not be forgotten!

There was talk when Hammie was still in Virginia that she should take Meade's virginity. She would have done it for a few bucks and an order of chicken wings. It was decided if Meade was on the fence about his sexuality, that sort of trauma would cement in the homo. Megan didn't get the moniker "Trauma Barbie"for nothing.

Does Mothers Against Drunk Driving still attend court sentencing for drunk drivers?

https://madd.org/ohio/