Megan the cray cray lady

Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: enjoy what exactly? ()

Date: January 11, 2026 06:13PM

damn nigga Wrote:
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> aight which one of y’all went and posted shit on
> her secondary fb page and made her lock it down?
> Now I can’t enjoy the hilarity anymore.

Was anything she posted even coherent?

And maybe she should find a volunteer to maintain her FB after she gets locked away.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Your local grosser ()

Date: January 11, 2026 06:44PM

Snatchlasticity Wrote:
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> You know she stank, but I bet it grips
> like…well, like a post it note you bought at the
> dollar store and it’s been sitting all summer in
> a hot car and the adhesive is all shot. Yeah, no
> grip at all, betcha.

There's a story on here by some guy that fucked her when she was turning tricks in her car, and he confirmed it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...waiving a sausage in Albert Hall.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: She a ho ()

Date: January 11, 2026 06:49PM

enjoy what exactly? Wrote:
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> Was anything she posted even coherent?

Coherent? Yes. Reasonable? No. She's complete trash--no education, no job, no money, no looks, massive rap sheet, and undoubtedly facing some serious prison time. But she thinks she's smart, got it together, gonna be an advocate for suicidal people, gonna write essays, gonna inspire others. She's running neck-and-neck with that Fairfax Latin teacher that tried to fuck a kid for Dunning-Kruger candidate of the year. She's just so monumentally stupid, worthless, and porcine, but has this huge main character energy. She's going to die penniless, probably of turbo-herpes or ultra-syphilis or something. Prison would be the best place for her. Hope she knows how to munch box.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: she's a MOUTH BREATHER ()

Date: January 11, 2026 08:07PM

In nearly every photo of Megan, there is one common detail that stands out: her mouth is always slightly open. Megan is literally a mouth breather, and the "stupid person" stereotype fits her well.

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In the early 20th century, "mouth-breather" was a technical term used by doctors to describe children who were breathing through their mouths due to an underlying medical condition. English lexicographer Jonathon Green notes that by 1915, the phrase "mouth-breather" had developed a pejorative connotation within English slang, defined as a "stupid person". Currently, the Macmillan Dictionary defines the term "mouth breather" as a pejorative noun that is used to mean "a stupid person"

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: But it's such a beautiful mouth ()

Date: January 12, 2026 10:44PM

she's a MOUTH BREATHER Wrote:
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> In nearly every photo of Megan, there is one
> common detail that stands out: her mouth is always
> slightly open. Megan is literally a mouth
> breather, and the "stupid person" stereotype fits
> her well.
>
>

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Wikipedia
In the early 20th century,
> "mouth-breather" was a technical term used by
> doctors to describe children who were breathing
> through their mouths due to an underlying medical
> condition. English lexicographer Jonathon Green
> notes that by 1915, the phrase "mouth-breather"
> had developed a pejorative connotation within
> English slang, defined as a "stupid person".
> Currently, the Macmillan Dictionary defines the
> term "mouth breather" as a pejorative noun that is
> used to mean "a stupid person"

Everybody is entranced with the voluptuous hambeast!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Pre-trial on the 20th ()

Date: January 13, 2026 02:20PM

Beasttracker Wrote:
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> Am I reading this right? Is the Hambeast out on
> bond?
>
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> border="0">

Is it really necessary? This case seems pretty open-and-shut to me - hammie was wasted, and nearly wasted a motorcyclist. Any story she has invented can probably be shut down by a half decent prosecutor in about two minutes. Maybe they need some time to forge through all of hammie's previous crimes?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: misrepresented youth ()

Date: January 13, 2026 05:55PM

she's posting a bit Wrote:
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> She posts on facebook under the name Trauma
> Barbie. Nothing very interesting I'm afraid.

She claims to have a deep-seated disdain for humanity's failings

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Buy Omakase Carts Usa ()

Date: January 13, 2026 07:10PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: humanities failings? ()

Date: January 13, 2026 11:43PM

misrepresented youth Wrote:
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> she's posting a bit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She posts on facebook under the name Trauma
> > Barbie. Nothing very interesting I'm afraid.
>
> She claims to have a deep-seated disdain for
> humanity's failings

Well, hammie knows a thing or two about failings, even if she isn't really a human.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: got roughed up ()

Date: January 14, 2026 07:26AM

Wade was Megan's victim Wrote:
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> Megan busted Wade's teeth.

he was put into a head scissors at a metal concert

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: help me keep this straight ()

Date: January 14, 2026 11:24AM

This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up with AFTER the farmer? And she actually married wade? Do i have my facts straight?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Hammer Slammer ()

Date: January 14, 2026 03:23PM

misrepresented youth Wrote:
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> she's posting a bit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She posts on facebook under the name Trauma
> > Barbie. Nothing very interesting I'm afraid.
>
> She claims to have a deep-seated disdain for
> humanity's failings

Nah, she’s all happy because companies are sending her shit for free like Nalaxalone or whatever that anti-opioid shit is, and mental health pamphlets, and fentanyl test kits, and I swear I am not making this up, condoms and lube and she’s gonna give them away and feel like she’s making a difference. It’s quite sad. She claims to be a mental health first responder or some such shit.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Just great ()

Date: January 14, 2026 09:48PM

Hammer Slammer Wrote:
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> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
>
> Nah, she’s all happy because companies are
> sending her shit for free like Nalaxalone or
> whatever that anti-opioid shit is, and mental
> health pamphlets, and fentanyl test kits, and I
> swear I am not making this up, condoms and lube
> and she’s gonna give them away and feel like
> she’s making a difference. It’s quite sad. She
> claims to be a mental health first responder or
> some such shit.

Because if somebody is having a mental health crisis, hammie is just what the doctor ordered

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: it's even worse than you think ()

Date: January 15, 2026 12:40PM

help me keep this straight Wrote:
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> This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up with
> AFTER the farmer? And she actually married wade?
> Do i have my facts straight?

He became extremely ill from breathing in fumes from a vacuum cleaner

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: even more confused ()

Date: January 15, 2026 01:42PM

it's even worse than you think Wrote:
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> help me keep this straight Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up
> with
> > AFTER the farmer? And she actually married
> wade?
> > Do i have my facts straight?
>
>
> He became extremely ill from breathing in fumes
> from a vacuum cleaner

WHO became ill? And, from a vacuum cleaner?
Also, was it Wade hammie married, after ditching or being ditched by the farmer?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Omakase Carts Online ()

Date: January 15, 2026 07:12PM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Theory ()

Date: January 16, 2026 12:32PM

even more confused Wrote:
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> > He became extremely ill from breathing in fumes
> > from a vacuum cleaner
>
>
> WHO became ill? And, from a vacuum cleaner?

Maybe he was vacuuming up after a meth cook?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: f off ()

Date: January 16, 2026 01:03PM

Omakase Carts Online Wrote:
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>
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: hearing on Tuesday ()

Date: January 16, 2026 01:05PM

Will hammie throw herself onto the mercy of the court?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Druggies Inc. ()

Date: January 16, 2026 01:05PM

f off Wrote:
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> Omakase Carts Online Wrote:
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> -----
> > Omakase Peach Ramune 2g Live Resin Disposable.
> blah blah blah
> >
> >
> https://omakasecarts.com/product/omakase-white-tru
>
> > ffle-waygu-2g-live-resin-disposa
>
>
> This is an important thread - leave it alone.
> Nobody wants to buy your shit.

Megan is a druggie. She and Shalon Kerr the drug spammer should hook up, if they haven't already.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: victimhood ()

Date: January 16, 2026 02:03PM

BINGO! Wrote:
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> You got it! Megan is attempting to demonize the
> victim and paint him as the aggressor in some kind
> of chase or road rage encounter. Perhaps she will
> claim he was stalking her.

maybe that's it, the motorcycle stalking was so stressful she needed to have a few drinks to calm her nerves

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Wam Bam Thank You Ham ()

Date: January 16, 2026 04:38PM

f off Wrote:
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> Omakase Carts Online Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Omakase Peach Ramune 2g Live Resin Disposable.
> blah blah blah
> >
> >
> https://omakasecarts.com/product/omakase-white-tru
>
> > ffle-waygu-2g-live-resin-disposa
>
>
> This is an important thread - leave it alone.
> Nobody wants to buy your shit.

Vaping is for queers. We’re here to talk about the hambeast

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Hearing on Tuesday! ()

Date: January 17, 2026 06:01PM

They're gonna throw the book at hammie!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: pole ()

Date: January 17, 2026 06:03PM

it's even worse than you think Wrote:
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> help me keep this straight Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up
> with
> > AFTER the farmer? And she actually married
> wade?
> > Do i have my facts straight?
>
>
> He became extremely ill from breathing in fumes
> from a vacuum cleaner

he fuckin smokes cock. that's what he does.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Wam Bam Thank You Ham ()

Date: January 18, 2026 06:53AM

The dumb sow has a fb post up about how blessed she was to get a $20 in the mail from some class action lawsuit. Serious main character energy with this one, bragging how she's a notary and a mental health first responder trained to recognize trauma.

No. You're just some dumb hick bitch, broke as fuck, with a lengthy rap sheet.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Wam Bam Thank You Ham ()

Date: January 18, 2026 11:17AM

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Either she's got a mouth full of cum, or a witch told her if her tongue touches the inside of her mouth she will die.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: does she remember FFU? ()

Date: January 18, 2026 02:32PM

She used to be very active on this forum. Does she ever lurk to see what's being posted about her?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Busted Ass Ho ()

Date: January 18, 2026 03:37PM

Yikes. Some miles have been put on that thing, and all the soft focus filtering in the world can't fix it.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: drama barbie ()

Date: January 18, 2026 04:47PM

help me keep this straight Wrote:
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> This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up with
> AFTER the farmer?

He threatened to "pop a cap in somebody's ass" if he found out who was fuckin with him

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: wait - even more drama? ()

Date: January 18, 2026 06:38PM

drama barbie Wrote:
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> help me keep this straight Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up
> with
> > AFTER the farmer?
>
> He threatened to "pop a cap in somebody's ass" if
> he found out who was fuckin with him

Somebody was fucking with the farmer? I simply can NOT keep all the players, or their individual dramas, straight.

This takes me back to the days of peeshlizmizmeg, where I desperately wished somebody would produce sort of a 'Cliff's Notes' version of wtf was going on.....

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Purple Prolapsed Rectum ()

Date: January 19, 2026 05:59AM

drama barbie Wrote:
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> help me keep this straight Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up
> with
> > AFTER the farmer?
>
> He threatened to "pop a cap in somebody's ass" if
> he found out who was fuckin with him

Well there was someone with a weasel stuck in their ass...and a drumstick on the bed.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: well, the hearing is tomorrow ()

Date: January 19, 2026 03:54PM

I wonder if hammie will stfu and let her attorneys do the talking, of if she'll start arguing with the judge and get locked back up for contempt.

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Date: January 20, 2026 07:50AM

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Date: January 20, 2026 08:10AM

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: any new from court? ()

Date: January 20, 2026 01:19PM

what will happen to hammie?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: continued until feb 19th ()

Date: January 20, 2026 01:33PM

hammie is dragging things out

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: very skilled ()

Date: January 20, 2026 02:55PM

She a ho Wrote:
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> But she thinks she's smart,
> got it together,

she's been highly trained to recognize trauma, both emotionally, mentally, and spiritually.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Wam Bam Thank You Ham ()

Date: January 20, 2026 04:23PM

Looks like Hammie has another pre-trial conference Feb. 19. Her poor victim will have to suffer a while longer without justice being done on her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: 2inda clam 1inda ham ()

Date: January 20, 2026 04:25PM

Her fb page has a post up celebrating men's mental health, like hey, you dumb cunt, maybe if you weren't drunk driving into guys and nearly murdering them while driving on suspended license their mental health would improve.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Fucking hammie... ()

Date: January 20, 2026 05:12PM

When will she ever be brought to justice?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: shrieking and screaming ()

Date: January 21, 2026 10:04AM

2inda clam 1inda ham Wrote:
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> Her fb page has a post up celebrating men's mental
> health,

she literally admitted to screaming and shouting as a way to deal with her "trauma", screaming so loudly that the neighbors complained about it. imagine living with that and the effect it would have on your mental health. most normal guys would be driven to violence by some nutjob shrieking for no good reason.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: a shrieking hammie...... ()

Date: January 21, 2026 11:19AM

shrieking and screaming Wrote:
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> 2inda clam 1inda ham Wrote:
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> > Her fb page has a post up celebrating men's
> mental
> > health,
>
> she literally admitted to screaming and shouting
> as a way to deal with her "trauma", screaming so
> loudly that the neighbors complained about it.
> imagine living with that and the effect it would
> have on your mental health. most normal guys
> would be driven to violence by some nutjob
> shrieking for no good reason.

Oh that must be swell. Thank you for reading through hammie's FB and giving us the highlights. I simply can't forge through her rantings.

As to how 'normal' guys might react to her caterwauling, I wouldn't worry; nobody around her is normal.

I do wonder how her case will turn out - it seems there are a plethora of pretrial hearings before they actually pass sentence. During which time hammie is on the loose? Might she get arrested for some new offence during this period?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: trauma barbie ()

Date: January 22, 2026 01:52PM

Leave megan alone she is at the cutting edge of mental health response and treament.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Megan is still a fuck up! ()

Date: January 22, 2026 03:57PM

Don't forget...
Typhoid Mary inflicted Typhoid to all she got close to but was immune herself.

Trauma Barbie inflicts all she gets close to with trauma but she is immune herself.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: hambeast sandwiches for all! ()

Date: January 22, 2026 04:51PM

Ham on white, with purple cabbage cole slaw.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Needs a life ()

Date: January 23, 2026 03:22PM

it's even worse than you think Wrote:
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> He became extremely ill from breathing in fumes
> from a vacuum cleaner

these are very low class people with no dignity

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: that's the thing about hammie ()

Date: January 23, 2026 03:39PM

Needs a life Wrote:
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>
> these are very low class people with no dignity

Back in the days of the FFU Fantastic Five - peeshlizmizmeg - the other four seemed to realize they were clowns. But hammie demanded to be regarded as a normal, respectable adult. Many of us found this extremly irritating and offensive.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Wally the Weasel ()

Date: January 23, 2026 03:39PM

hambeast sandwiches for all! Wrote:
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> Ham on white, with purple cabbage cole slaw.

…accompanied by a fried chicken wing.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Purple prolapse... ()

Date: January 23, 2026 10:53PM

hambeast sandwiches for all! Wrote:
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> Ham on white, with purple cabbage cole slaw.

Purple cole slaw!
Who would toss that salad?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Ham Slam McGamm ()

Date: January 24, 2026 11:15AM

Is that purple prolapsed rectum the trauma "Trauma Barbie" is crying about?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Purple Butthole ()

Date: January 24, 2026 11:21AM

Uxuciv Wrote:
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> Is her back door for Exit only??

Her back door is for weasel tails and everything else, apparently. Do you ever recover from having a purple butt?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Rectum falling out ()

Date: January 24, 2026 11:50AM

This goober's facebook page is such a fucking trainwreck. Apparently last year she had a bat in her apartment, then started a fire by having a power strip inside a wall, then kids were playing loud music, and then the courts wouldn't give her a continuance for having five different mental problems, then someone broke into her apartment, and then she got involuntarily committed to the nuthut for a few days. Fucking bottom-tier white trash shenanigans.

https://www.facebook.com/MeganElizabeth1986/posts/pfbid029ZC2fvDxmBkc2XFkcVR1sMyyZMk9CrQiAifWNMCVDpSAj8DH13rUSX6Jb1muxt89l

I cannot fathom what it's like to live like this.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: not paying her bills? ()

Date: January 24, 2026 12:36PM

Rectum falling out Wrote:
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> This goober's facebook page is such a fucking
> trainwreck. B8">

What was the domestic situation? Was her husband beating her? Or the farmer? And then she moved out but only briefly? I need a flow chart of hammie's relationsips and living situations. I wonder whether she even remembers Josh or Aaron or Janine.....

Also, was she not paying the water and electric bills? Spent all the money on restaurants that she could Yelp review?

She should reach out to the Leiser Law Firm and guilt Karen into giving her some free legal services.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Notable Notary ()

Date: January 24, 2026 12:42PM

One of the best things on that fb page is the fact that she keeps bringing up that she's a notary. Like she's proud of it and thinks it's an accomplishment and gives her some kind of official status and authority. It's like, bitch you stamp stuff for $5.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Yeah, right? ()

Date: January 24, 2026 12:49PM

She needs to quit trying to pretend to be some sort of professional.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Professional ()

Date: January 24, 2026 05:18PM

Yeah, right? Wrote:
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> She needs to quit trying to pretend to be some
> sort of professional.

She’s a professional entertainer, like Meade Skelton. Except Meade actually gets paid.

Pretty much any female can make a decent living off onlyfans, yet even that is too high a bar for Megan.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Onlyfats ()

Date: January 24, 2026 05:30PM

Onlyfans? Shit, I'd pay her good money to keep her clothes ON and put a bag over that face. Actually, she's a two-bagger. You want some insurance in case the first one blows off.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: police ignoring her ()

Date: January 24, 2026 06:11PM

Rectum falling out Wrote:
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> This goober's facebook page is such a fucking
> trainwreck. A8">

I remember when she decided to get into a pissing contest with eesh and lizzie, and she accumulated a dossier - printouts of shit that had been posted on this site as proof that she was being harassed, or libled, or intimidated, or whatever, and she kept pestering the local police with these important documents.

They must have sighed with relief when she moved out of state.

So now she's bothering the Ohio authorities with her relentless drama?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Who keeps flooding the board ()

Date: January 26, 2026 02:01AM

The hammie thread needs to remain at the top!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em ()

Date: January 26, 2026 06:13AM

How much ham could a hambeast slam if a hambeast could slam ham?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: MHFR ()

Date: January 26, 2026 03:05PM

Hammer Slammer Wrote:
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> She claims to be a mental health first responder or
> some such shit.

what the fuck is a 'mental health first responder' anyway?

imagine if you were having a nervous breakdown and then this wackaloon showed up with fentanyl tests and a stack of mental health pamphelets

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Yeah, it is indeed weird ()

Date: January 26, 2026 04:24PM

MHFR Wrote:
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> Hammer Slammer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She claims to be a mental health first
> responder or
> > some such shit.
>
> what the fuck is a 'mental health first responder'
> anyway?
>
> imagine if you were having a nervous breakdown and
> then this wackaloon showed up with fentanyl tests
> and a stack of mental health pamphelets

Has anybody EVER been better off after interacting with hammie?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: fpvjt ()

Date: January 26, 2026 10:38PM

Rectum falling out Wrote:
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> I cannot fathom what it's like to live like this.
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The way she describes the condition of her apartment I find it hard to believe it could decline that quickly. Moved in June of 2024. Fire in walls in August. Bats shortly afterwards. Nonfunctioning fire extinguishers. Broken back door. Dump before she moved in, in which case why did she move there? Or trashed afterwards?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Batshit Cray Cray ()

Date: January 27, 2026 12:24PM

fpvjt Wrote:
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>. Bats shortly afterwards.

According to her post, "a bat manifested in her bedroom". Wtf?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: who knows with hammie ()

Date: January 27, 2026 01:12PM

Batshit Cray Cray Wrote:
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> fpvjt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >. Bats shortly afterwards.
>
> According to her post, "a bat manifested in her
> bedroom". Wtf?

But if I had to guess, once again she is trying to appear to be an adult by using big words she doesn't really udnerstand.

Well, IIRC, the next hearing is ~ Feb 19. We'll see how that goes.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Slam the Ham ()

Date: January 27, 2026 02:12PM

She has another drama post about how her paypal got hacked and says she lost a "nominal" amount of money. I think the problem is that she doesn't know what words mean. Also, she's retarded.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Ham 'n squeeze ()

Date: January 27, 2026 02:16PM

MHFR Wrote:
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>
> imagine if you were having a nervous breakdown and
> then this wackaloon showed up with fentanyl tests
> and a stack of mental health pamphelets

Do you think she notarizes her pamphlets? She's very proud of being a notary. I bet she notarizes them.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: vampire manifesto ()

Date: January 27, 2026 03:44PM

> "her paypal got hacked"

99.9% of the time when I hear shit like this, it wasn't hacking at all. She fell for a phishing attempt, you can almost guarantee that's what really happened.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: 'nominal amount' ()

Date: January 28, 2026 11:51AM

How tf does hammie have money in her PayPal anyhow? Does she actually have an income?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: who is spamming the forum? ()

Date: January 28, 2026 01:30PM

It's typical mix behavior, but is he still even around?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: She's a Hippocrocadogapig ()

Date: January 28, 2026 04:52PM

Hilarity ensues on her fb page today as she posts that she's "chasing a degree" (probably at some shit ohio community college). She's going to be taking things like statistics and financial management, which seems pretty far-fetched for the sort of person who screams "You fucking nigger it's going out the window" and posts constantly about her mental problems.

Do you really need a degree to be a walmart greeter?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: jailbird mcgee ()

Date: January 28, 2026 04:55PM

She better hope she can take classes from behind bars. How is the person who couldn't afford bail affording school? Let me guess, some 25% student scamloan?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: She sounds like meade ()

Date: January 28, 2026 06:25PM

She's a Hippocrocadogapig Wrote:
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> Hilarity ensues on her fb page today as she posts
> that she's "chasing a degree" (probably at some
> shit ohio community college). She's going to be
> taking things like statistics and financial
> management, which seems pretty far-fetched for the
> sort of person who screams "You fucking nigger
> it's going out the window" and posts constantly
> about her mental problems.
>
> Do you really need a degree to be a walmart
> greeter?

Meade is always hypothetically launching some new academic endeavor.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: American World University ()

Date: January 28, 2026 08:30PM

She's a Hippocrocadogapig Wrote:
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> Hilarity ensues on her fb page today as she posts
> that she's "chasing a degree" (probably at some
> shit ohio community college). She's going to be
> taking things like statistics and financial
> management, which seems pretty far-fetched for the
> sort of person who screams "You fucking nigger
> it's going out the window" and posts constantly
> about her mental problems.
>
> Do you really need a degree to be a walmart
> greeter?

You are giving Hammie too much credit. Whatever worthless "degree" she is chasing is probably through some for-profit fly-by-night online outfit that charges 5x more than a community college. She fell for one of those scams a couple years ago and may still be in the same one.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: yes, to much credit ()

Date: January 28, 2026 09:14PM

I have attended both universities and community colleges - and even community colleges make you attend lectures, study, learn something and pass tests.

They also require the student to pass a certain selection of courses in order to earn a particular degree. (Just ask meade.)

Hammie's probably 'studying' at whatever institution 'qualified' her as a trauma counselor or whatever she now claims to be.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: For whatbit is worth ()

Date: January 29, 2026 02:32PM

At one point, she was enrolled at one of those online extension programs attached to an actual university. (Princeton?)

Those degrees don't nean much. They will let anybody in.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Not Princeton... ()

Date: January 29, 2026 03:17PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> https://go.purdueglobal.edu
>
> Wonder how much this will cost her???

It is an online extension school but it is hooked to Purdue!

"This is your moment, the next big step in your life and career. You’re ready to create real opportunity — for yourself, your family, and your future. At Purdue Global, you’ll earn a quality education and degree you can be proud of. One that employers will trust and respect. We recognize the work you’ve already put in and are ready to reward you for it. It’s time to give you credit for the life you’ve lived, the things you’ve learned, and the experience you’ve gained. Time to move ahead and make your comeback."

is it accredited?
Not in any manner that means anything!

"
Purdue Global Is Accredited by the Higher Learning Commission
The HLC (HLCommission.org) is an institutional accreditation agency recognized by the U.S. Department of Education."

It is the same sort of "regional accreditation" that Bible colleges get.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higher_Learning_Commission

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Credit for the life you've lived ()

Date: January 29, 2026 10:18PM

But hammie hasn't DONE anything worthwhile!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Shoot the Breitbart poster ()

Date: January 30, 2026 03:10PM

quit burying the hammie thread!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Ham n Squeeze ()

Date: January 30, 2026 05:05PM

Someone should see if Hammie’s in the Epstein File drops today.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: No she's stupid ()

Date: January 31, 2026 02:47PM

You just can't make this shit up. From the hambeast's fb page:
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: tjmtyk,y ()

Date: January 31, 2026 03:22PM

https://i.ibb.co/WvnFXyhV/IMG-4002.jpg

ibb.co image server

Colombia

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GODADDY WHOIS: Domains By Proxy, LLC (FAKE). Name for contact redacted for privacy.

# whois ns1.ibb.co
whois: co.whois-servers.net: Name or service not known

#1 SHE'S crazy after drinking west virginian white lighting that was taken out of the still too early due to the damn police, kinda like drinking paint thinner. stupid krout - too eager to drink to ask if it's been tested!

#2 it's from a hispanic movie which revels in destruction of white people - which is why the country of Columbia keeps the image around

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: jnl5r ()

Date: January 31, 2026 04:08PM

No she's stupid Wrote:
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> You just can't make this shit up. From the
> hambeast's fb page

the power sloth?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: well her fb is just weird ()

Date: February 01, 2026 01:45AM

Hambeast Barbie.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Buncha nuts ()

Date: February 01, 2026 03:23PM

help me keep this straight Wrote:
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> This 'wade' guy is someone hammie hooked up with
> AFTER the farmer? And she actually married wade

He got punched in the face by a pair of brass knuckles

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: it is not good ()

Date: February 01, 2026 06:03PM

not paying her bills? Wrote:
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> What was the domestic situation? Was her husband

to them, people who worked for a living were "jerk offs", and they definitely did not consider themselves to be "jerk offs"

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em ()

Date: February 01, 2026 06:17PM

it is not good Wrote:
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> not paying her bills? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> to them, people who worked for a living were "jerk
> offs", and they definitely did not consider
> themselves to be "jerk offs"

I'm surprised Hammie never got into "First Amendment auditing." Those people are also allergic to having jobs, imagine themselves as the main character, have little education, and are pure Dunning-Kruger material. Plus you get to make social media content with zero talent. It'd be right up her ally. She also strikes me as possible Sovereign Citizen material.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: oh please, please yes! ()

Date: February 01, 2026 07:53PM

Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em Wrote:
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>
> I'm surprised Hammie never got into "First
> Amendment auditing." Those people are also
> allergic to having jobs, imagine themselves as the
> main character, have little education, and are
> pure Dunning-Kruger material. Plus you get to make
> social media content with zero talent. It'd be
> right up her ally. She also strikes me as possible
> Sovereign Citizen material.

I would love to see a YT vid of hammie explaining her sovereign status to some no-nonsense state patrolman who had just pulled her ass over for drunk driving.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Mentally ill rube ()

Date: February 03, 2026 09:17AM

Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em Wrote:
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> Plus you get to make
> social media content with zero talent.

Her whole "Trauma Barbie" thing is ripped-off from a podcast called Trauma Barbie. She's just taking someone else's work and posting it on social media as her own. She must think people are stupid.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: hmm. I did not know that. ()

Date: February 03, 2026 12:30PM

Mentally ill rube Wrote:
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> Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Plus you get to make
> > social media content with zero talent.
>
> Her whole "Trauma Barbie" thing is ripped-off from
> a podcast called Trauma Barbie. She's just taking
> someone else's work and posting it on social media
> as her own. She must think people are stupid.

She needs her own schtick - Hambeast Barbie.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: who is flooding the board? ()

Date: February 03, 2026 11:15PM

this thread needs to remain atop so I can get my hammie updates

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: I am. I hate commie Breitbart. ()

Date: February 03, 2026 11:42PM

Fuck him

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Don't belive me? Watch.... ()

Date: February 03, 2026 11:45PM

.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em ()

Date: February 04, 2026 06:17AM

Mentally ill rube Wrote:
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> Please Hammie Don't Hurt 'Em Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Plus you get to make
> > social media content with zero talent.
>
> Her whole "Trauma Barbie" thing is ripped-off from
> a podcast called Trauma Barbie. She's just taking
> someone else's work and posting it on social media
> as her own. She must think people are stupid.

When you're stupid you probably just assume other people are as stupid as you.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Hopefully back in jail soon ()

Date: February 04, 2026 03:56PM

How much time should she get,?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Dumb bitch ()

Date: February 06, 2026 04:45PM

Hammie McHambeast posted this on fb. She asked ChatGPT to draw her. No idea why it didn't draw a weasel up her purple prolapsed rectum. Maybe ChatGPT wasn't trained on FFXU.

627674778_10101118257270531_274661346179

627674778_10101118257270531_274661346179

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Giant Fucking Toe ()

Date: February 07, 2026 10:34AM

Why is there a giant fucking toe holding a pager that says REALITY CHECK? Does the Hambeast have fucked up toes? Are they more fucked up than her Marty Feldman tits or her blown out back door or that jacked up face?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Twuff boms ()

Date: February 07, 2026 05:01PM

Truth Bombs? When has that cunt ever uttered the truth? I don't even think it "went out the fucking window" after she asserted it would.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: spell checker ()

Date: February 07, 2026 05:12PM

RECCIPTS ?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady

Posted by: Twuff boms ()

Date: February 07, 2026 05:14PM

Maybe we should start a letter-writing campaign to the district attorney to let him know of Megan's criminal past and how she harasses people. He could use it during the sentencing to show her character

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