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No he is not Wrote:
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> He is a bum with delusional pretensions of being a
> Southern aristocrat.
Ever since he was a young man he was filled with the overpowering urge to make music and entertain.
Hammie is mad Wrote:
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> Hey Hammie, isn't your pretrial hearing tomorrow?
> Shouldn't you be focusing on that?
wonder how it went Wrote:
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> Hammie is mad Wrote:
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> > Hey Hammie, isn't your pretrial hearing
> tomorrow?
> > Shouldn't you be focusing on that?
>
>
> What is with all these pre-trial hearings?
A pretrial hearing is a court proceeding held after an arraignment but before a trial, where attorneys and a judge meet to manage the case, discuss evidence, and stuff. These hearings aim to resolve cases through plea bargains, narrow issues, or address procedural motions like suppressing evidence. After that, they schedule the trial
Who stole the sound bar? Wrote:
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> really big trouble Wrote:
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> > > First there was some guy named Aaron. They
> had
> > a
> > > kid, and then hammie threw his phone out the
> > > window.
> > > Then hammie married josh. He threw her food
> > away.
> > > Also he wore a dildo on his head. Megan still
> > uses
> > > his name.
> > > They then formed a three-way with some other
> > woman
> > > and then hammie left.
> > > Then hammie hooked up with some farmer.
> > > Then hammie hooked up with the guy with bad
> > teeth.
> > > I think they got married.
> >
> >
> > he tried to steal a soundbar from Best Buy and got
> > chased by the police
>
>
> The guy with bad teeth? And did he get busted?
i'm starting to think he's a loser who lives in his moms basement
But how will she collect her award in May without those precious three hours. It is so prestigious after all. With her husband’s nomination she can assure more people are traumatized Barbie’s.
Hammies husband Wrote:
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> I'm sure she'll send her husband to Cleveland to
> pick it up if they can get people to donate enough
> gas money to them
Only if he has gotten the car out of impound and fixed after hammie's little calamity.
not comparable Wrote:
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> No he is not Wrote:
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> > He is a bum with delusional pretensions of being
> a
> > Southern aristocrat.
>
> Ever since he was a young man he was filled with
> the overpowering urge to make music and entertain.
That might mean something if he played music people wanted to listen to.
hahahahahahlolol Wrote:
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> Hammie's motion to modify her conditions of her
> bond was denied. She can't leave the house for 3
> hours a week
Selling her purple prolapse sounds like it would be easy to work on house arrest.
Did she switch careers? I can see her business drying up and having to lower her standards when it comes to clients. She could be rolling around with signs in her RV saying "Me love you long" promoting her business.
Has she heard, "Your body isn't worth a bottle of Seagram's" yet?
probably drunk Wrote:
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> I REFUSE! Wrote:
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> > i can only imagine how self-entitled a person
> must
> > be if they refuse to leave a store they're not
> > wanted in. as if being in walmart is so
> improtant
> > to get arrested over
>
> He was probably drunk, being a PITA, was told to
> leave, and immediately got belligerent. The
> bellicosity continued after the police were
> called, and so off to jail........
lololol Wrote:
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> Jailhouse lawyer Wrote:
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> > One she is in prison, hammie will enrol in
> online
> > courses, ultimately attaining her law degree.
> She
> > will then successfully sue cary, everybody on
> this
> > site, the Hyde school, and the Leisers for
> > displaying her nudez in court. Justice for
> hammie?
>
> And then everyone clapped
I think you mean, “And then everyone got the clap.” When the hambeast is involved, there WILL be clap.
I see she still can’t come up with the measly $487 she owes the court. And still not allowed out of the house. That’s good. Hambeasts SHOULD be kept penned up and not running loose.
HammieOscars Wrote:
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> But how will she collect her award in May without
> those precious three hours. It is so prestigious
> after all. With her husband’s nomination she can
> assure more people are traumatized Barbie’s.
I’m sure she was looking forward to the free dinner. Now Hammie will have to go hungry that night.
Hammie is back to drama again. She's fighting with a bunch of non-profits, some random people, and Paris Hilton? Her main character syndrome is really out there
I couldn't even follow that rant Wrote:
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> Is hammie shooting for an insanity plea? Because I
> don't know if those are any good in a DUI case.
Hammie has probably snuck out for the evening. She is camped out in some bar sucking down alcohol, paid for by lonely men who are just trying to get laid.
Tell us Megan, what is the dudes reaction when they pull your jeans off over that ankle monitor?
White Trash Wrote:
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> In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan is
> archetypical white trash
Her parents send her off to a $60,000 per year prep school, intend to launch kids into the ivy league. And she ends up as a lolcow on FFU.
And it's just amazing Wrote:
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> White Trash Wrote:
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> > In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan
> is
> > archetypical white trash
>
>
> Her parents send her off to a $60,000 per year
> prep school, intend to launch kids into the ivy
> league. And she ends up as a lolcow on FFU.
I plan on cutting off my GPS bracelet and putting it on one of my dogs before I run off with Wade. We’re starting a new life in New Mexico. I’m not going to prison!
And it's just amazing Wrote:
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> White Trash Wrote:
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> > In the shithole bars of rust belt Ohio, Megan
> is
> > archetypical white trash
>
>
> Her parents send her off to a $60,000 per year
> prep school, intend to launch kids into the ivy
> league. And she ends up as a lolcow on FFU.
It may say "college prep" on its brochures. Hyde is more of a Private reform school where rich parents shuffle their problem girls off to when they are tired of their shit.
Looks like Hammie had her pretrial hearing on Friday. No updated trial date since then and it doesn't look like the case is closed, so probably no plea bargain either. I think the next thing is to have the trial scheduled. I hope they don't let her off easily. On his Facebook, you can tell that the victim is still suffering from extensive medical issues from her hitting him with her car.
A cursory glance through this thread shows that many of hamie's nudez have been uploaded to the internet. Did hammie prouclt upload these herself, or were they uploaded by her various exes as revenge porn?
question re: hammie's nudez Wrote:
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> A cursory glance through this thread shows that
> many of hamie's nudez have been uploaded to the
> internet. Did hammie prouclt upload these herself,
> or were they uploaded by her various exes as
> revenge porn?
Megan herself uploaded her own nudes and blamed it on her exes. She admitted to it in court.