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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the drive for five ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:54AM

The mascot for Bob's Big Boy was based on a young German boy who used to scrub the floors of a local eatery named "Bob's". Once Bob's became a franchise, the young German boy's likeness was used to render the mascot. The young German boy died without compensation many many years ago.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:57AM

The theme for this page is Bill Cosby.


Only Bill Cosby related posts will be considered for publication.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:59AM

It is strange that The Cosby Show starred Bill Cosby, as a character named Cliff Huxtable. Why not call it The Cliff Huxtable Show.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 03:02AM

The character of Rudy was original meant to be a boy. However, when Keisha-Knight Pulliam auditioned for the part, Bill Cosby fell in love, and the name Rudy stuck, regardless.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 03:05AM

A young Adam Sandler made his television debut in an episode of The Cosby Show in which Theo and his gang get in over their heads when they unwittingly rent a helicopter in order to make a grand entrance at prom, not realizing that the endeavor would cost 25,000 dollars instead of 250 dollars.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 12, 2013 03:33AM

Congratulations to Wang Congying! A model policewoman in Beijing.


http://www.bjgaj.gov.cn/eng/contentAction.do?methodname=getArticleContent&id=19538


Wang Congying is well-known for her man’s work style. She works with Zhaogongkou Long-distance Bus Station five years and seized nearly 100 criminals listed online. She once jumped up walls and climbed houses, got injured and hurt during her work, a criminal she seized who escaped for 13 years admired Wang and told: I never saw a woman police like you, I am more than 180cm in height, I persuade.

She never lacks of bravery but is very kind to people. She serves people with all enthusiasm and done countless good things these years.




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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 01:48PM

The screenplay for Ghost Dad was originally based on a novella by Ernest Hemingway; however, producers on the project demanded rewrites as filming progressed, and only 70 percent of the finished movie ended up reflecting the original source material by Hemingway.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:09PM

10). The Shaving Foam Hand

A classic to start off with, not complicated, no explanation is required, but requires skill to pull it off well. This is one of those pranks you learn as a kid that you never get tired of. It can also be turned into a game with your other buddies, much like a game of Jenga or buckaroo, you can see how much foam you can get on your buddies’ face without them waking up. And if you’re thinking what’s the big deal about shaving foam there are plenty of other products on the market you can use, chili oil anyone?(Do not do the chili oil, it’s like mace!).

Pros: Knowing that you are more than willing to fu*k with him in his sleep, your friend may never have a decent nights sleep again.
Cons: This is a gateway prank which will lead to tea bagging, and while tea bagging is the biggest violation you could perform on a friend’s body, it’s just wrong, funny, but wrong!


9). Dead Thing In The Cereal

Another classic, it’s great as a revenge prank. Everyone has that really annoying friend that eats really loudly, every bite worse than the last, the box of Rice Krispies never ending, Snap Crackle and motherfu*king Pop! Now in the video below they apparently used a real dead bird, but fortunately with advances in technology fake dead animals can look pretty realistic these days, and at reasonable prices too. Stick one of those bad boys in your friend’s cereal box and wait for the chump to pour himself a bowl, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Pros: He may throw up.
Cons: You may throw up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Sw7RxrozfO4


8). The Windows Start-Up

It’s the 21st century, and since everything these days involves a computer somewhere, it’s only fitting to have a prank involving one. This little beauty requires the changing of the windows start up sounds to make them sound more like a scene from Die Hard, hide in the nearest convenient dark place and wait for the magic. This is a great way of judging how much of a man your friend is based on how much of a little bitch he acts like when the shows starts (make sure the volume is turned up all the way to 11).

Pros: Your friend may actually sh*t himself.
Cons: If you only know how to get to the porn on your computer, could you really be bothered reading the Wiki page to figure out how to change the sounds?


7). The Reverse Ikea

Your friend’s just come home from work, he’s beat after working late trying to get that report done for tomorrow’s deadline, the bags are heavy under his eyes, he goes straight to his bedroom, doesn’t even take his clothes off, all he wants to do is sleep, he collapses on to his bed and then BOOM! The bed collapses, in your face sucka, IN YOUR FACE! You’ve spent the day unscrewing his bed. Need I say anymore?

Pros: Extra comedy can be got from seeing your friend’s face drop when you refuse to help him put the bed back together.
Cons: Only works on slot beds. I don’t know what a screwdriver is.


6). Coke Bomb

I was too busy in science class drawing dicks on the diagrams of the female anatomy in my biology book(ah the glory days before Brazilians) to pay attention to my teacher, which is a damn shame because I would’ve learned this doozie a lot earlier than I did. Coke and Mentos, that’s all it is, stick the Mentos in the coke, stick the coke in the fridge Bob’s your uncle! Plus it’s a scientific experiment so I’m pretty sure you can get a grant from the Government for it.

Pros: Once it’s starts there’s no way to stop it.
Cons: Volatile elements may back fire on you.


5). Mr. Pee-Pee Pants

Who figured this one out? Who?! Well whoever it was deserves a Nobel Prize, it’s just genius. Setting your friend back 20 years and thousands of dollars in Psychiatrists’ bills earns this one a place on the top ten. Now we all know how to do it, but I’m just gonna give a bit of advice from my experience’s using it - always use mildly warm water, cold water just tends to wake them up, and if they start to get restless when you’re putting the hand in sing them a lullaby, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star seems to work.

Pros: Being able to call your friend a different urine related nickname everyday.
Cons: May piss on your copy of FHM if he is sleeping on the couch, choose your spo

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:20PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> 10). The Shaving Foam Hand
>
> A classic to start off with, not complicated, no
> explanation is required, but requires skill to
> pull it off well. This is one of those pranks you
> learn as a kid that you never get tired of. It
> can also be turned into a game with your other
> buddies, much like a game of Jenga or buckaroo,
> you can see how much foam you can get on your
> buddies’ face without them waking up. And if
> you’re thinking what’s the big deal about
> shaving foam there are plenty of other products on
> the market you can use, chili oil anyone?(Do not
> do the chili oil, it’s like mace!).
>
> Pros: Knowing that you are more than willing to
> fu*k with him in his sleep, your friend may never
> have a decent nights sleep again.
> Cons: This is a gateway prank which will lead to
> tea bagging, and while tea bagging is the biggest
> violation you could perform on a friend’s body,
> it’s just wrong, funny, but wrong!
>
>
> 9). Dead Thing In The Cereal
>
> Another classic, it’s great as a revenge prank.
> Everyone has that really annoying friend that eats
> really loudly, every bite worse than the last, the
> box of Rice Krispies never ending, Snap Crackle
> and motherfu*king Pop! Now in the video below
> they apparently used a real dead bird, but
> fortunately with advances in technology fake dead
> animals can look pretty realistic these days, and
> at reasonable prices too. Stick one of those bad
> boys in your friend’s cereal box and wait for
> the chump to pour himself a bowl, after all
> breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
>
> Pros: He may throw up.
> Cons: You may throw up.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd
> ed&v=Sw7RxrozfO4
>
>
> 8). The Windows Start-Up
>
> It’s the 21st century, and since everything
> these days involves a computer somewhere, it’s
> only fitting to have a prank involving one. This
> little beauty requires the changing of the windows
> start up sounds to make them sound more like a
> scene from Die Hard, hide in the nearest
> convenient dark place and wait for the magic.
> This is a great way of judging how much of a man
> your friend is based on how much of a little bitch
> he acts like when the shows starts (make sure the
> volume is turned up all the way to 11).
>
> Pros: Your friend may actually sh*t himself.
> Cons: If you only know how to get to the porn on
> your computer, could you really be bothered
> reading the Wiki page to figure out how to change
> the sounds?
>
>
> 7). The Reverse Ikea
>
> Your friend’s just come home from work, he’s
> beat after working late trying to get that report
> done for tomorrow’s deadline, the bags are heavy
> under his eyes, he goes straight to his bedroom,
> doesn’t even take his clothes off, all he wants
> to do is sleep, he collapses on to his bed and
> then BOOM! The bed collapses, in your face sucka,
> IN YOUR FACE! You’ve spent the day unscrewing
> his bed. Need I say anymore?
>
> Pros: Extra comedy can be got from seeing your
> friend’s face drop when you refuse to help him
> put the bed back together.
> Cons: Only works on slot beds. I don’t know
> what a screwdriver is.
>
>
> 6). Coke Bomb
>
> I was too busy in science class drawing dicks on
> the diagrams of the female anatomy in my biology
> book(ah the glory days before Brazilians) to pay
> attention to my teacher, which is a damn shame
> because I would’ve learned this doozie a lot
> earlier than I did. Coke and Mentos, that’s all
> it is, stick the Mentos in the coke, stick the
> coke in the fridge Bob’s your uncle! Plus
> it’s a scientific experiment so I’m pretty
> sure you can get a grant from the Government for
> it.
>
> Pros: Once it’s starts there’s no way to stop
> it.
> Cons: Volatile elements may back fire on you.
>
>
> 5). Mr. Pee-Pee Pants
>
> Who figured this one out? Who?! Well whoever it
> was deserves a Nobel Prize, it’s just genius.
> Setting your friend back 20 years and thousands of
> dollars in Psychiatrists’ bills earns this one a
> place on the top ten. Now we all know how to do
> it, but I’m just gonna give a bit of advice from
> my experience’s using it - always use mildly
> warm water, cold water just tends to wake them up,
> and if they start to get restless when you’re
> putting the hand in sing them a lullaby, Twinkle
> Twinkle Little Star seems to work.
>
> Pros: Being able to call your friend a different
> urine related nickname everyday.
> Cons: May piss on your copy of FHM if he is
> sleeping on the couch, choose your spo




This is not a Bill Cosby related posting. It will be removed pending Cosby Committee review. Please do not violate the Cosby Rules of this page of Copypasta again or you will be subject to a fine and/or prison time.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:30PM

Cliff Huxtable Wrote:
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>
> This is not a Bill Cosby related posting. It will
> be removed pending Cosby Committee review. Please
> do not violate the Cosby Rules of this page of
> Copypasta again or you will be subject to a fine
> and/or prison time.


why you gotta be all negatron nelly? these are my rules. you must play by my rules. come on guys these rules are in order to make this page function properly and smoothly without them there will just be unorganized chassis. you would think a free spirited thinker, like yourself, would appreciate a little anarchy now and then. although, always following the rules of anarchy sort of makes you a conformist and completely contradicts the initial movement.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:33PM

i dont want to talk about bing cosby. i dont even want to talk about not talking about bill crobsy. quite frankly, you pick horrible topics to talk about.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:38PM

lets talk about man on man tennis. this should not be a sport. tennis should be for females contestants only and to be enjoyed by men spectators.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:38PM

my account is up for auction. lemme no

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:39PM

i shaved my privates today

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:41PM

ever got a non-contractual handy from a masseuse?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:41PM

i have'nt. but i would hope she would have strong warm hands. no one likes cold hands.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 04:42PM

would you lay naked with elijah wood for $100.00 USD?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 05:55PM

my mind is on fire but i cant translate it into anything.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:27PM

Cliff Huxtable Wrote:
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> This is not a Bill Cosby related posting. It will
> be removed pending Cosby Committee review. Please
> do not violate the Cosby Rules of this page of
> Copypasta again or you will be subject to a fine
> and/or prison time.

Eat one... Titular thread themes trump your silly little page themes... Judgment in favor of blisters...


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> lets talk about man on man tennis. this should not
> be a sport. tennis should be for females
> contestants only and to be enjoyed by men
> spectators.

What two consenting adults do in their free time doesn't impact me. If they wanna smack balls around with eachother, that's fine... I'm just not going to watch it... I really don't like the grunting... and the lack of skirts... but those dudes really can smack a ball really hard..


bloody blisters Wrote:
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> my account is up for auction. lemme no

Jesus just shed a tear on my lap reading this... (White Jesus, by the way... fat, black, diabetic jesus is too busy wiping his fingers with moist towelettes to give a care...)


bloody blisters Wrote:
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> ever got a non-contractual handy from a masseuse?

Nope... Never even visited a masseuse... or a masseur for that matter...


bloody blisters Wrote:
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> would you lay naked with elijah wood for $100.00
> USD?

Sure would... I'd do it for 25... How long am I to be laying with him?


bloody blisters Wrote:
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> my mind is on fire but i cant translate it into
> anything.

http://translate.google.com/

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:34PM

I just ran for 1 hour, 45 minutes in the cold. I'm on an ultimate runner's high right now...

I feel no evil in me.. and I fear no evil. I'm at peace.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:37PM

You are now both in direct violation of the Cosby Code of Conduct and will be issued a 50 dollar fine. Further violation of the CCC will result in the Cosby Committee calling a hearing to determine appropriate further Cosby Penalty measures. Do not violate these rules again.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:38PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> I just ran for 1 hour, 45 minutes in the cold. I'm
> on an ultimate runner's high right now...
>
> I feel no evil in me.. and I fear no evil. I'm at
> peace.


Rockhound, you are issued a Cosby Warning due to Cosby Code violation for this posting. Please abide by all Cosby Code of Conduct rules and regulations from here on out.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:42PM

Cliff Huxtable Wrote:
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> You are now both in direct violation of the Cosby
> Code of Conduct and will be issued a 50 dollar
> fine. Further violation of the CCC will result in
> the Cosby Committee calling a hearing to determine
> appropriate further Cosby Penalty measures. Do not
> violate these rules again.


i thought i was already issued my one and final warning? is this a new rule we have to play by were you just issue as many warnings as you feel fit?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:48PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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>
> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lets talk about man on man tennis. this should
> not
> > be a sport. tennis should be for females
> > contestants only and to be enjoyed by men
> > spectators.
>
> What two consenting adults do in their free time
> doesn't impact me. If they wanna smack balls
> around with eachother, that's fine... I'm just not
> going to watch it... I really don't like the
> grunting... and the lack of skirts... but those
> dudes really can smack a ball really hard..
>

thast what im saying though. they should at least be wearing skirts.

>
> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > my account is up for auction. lemme no
>
> Jesus just shed a tear on my lap reading this...
> (White Jesus, by the way... fat, black, diabetic
> jesus is too busy wiping his fingers with moist
> towelettes to give a care...)
>

they have these new blood test meterers were you dont have to prick your fingertips anymore. simply inject the magic juice into your forearm and you can play jazz or bass guitar but not both at the same time. all seriousness aside, i will not be giving my account to anyone. unless im paid for it.

>
> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ever got a non-contractual handy from a
> masseuse?
>
> Nope... Never even visited a masseuse... or a
> masseur for that matter...
>
>
> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > would you lay naked with elijah wood for
> $100.00
> > USD?
>
> Sure would... I'd do it for 25... How long am I to
> be laying with him?


well, it would have to be for a time longer than you would be comfortable with otherwise the payer is not getting his moneys worth. i would have to say at least a day, a 12hr peroid were you can only lay naked with Edubs without getting up for any reason. rolling around together would also be acceptable.

>
> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > my mind is on fire but i cant translate it into
> > anything.
>
> http://translate.google.com/

what do i write?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:50PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Cliff Huxtable Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are now both in direct violation of the
> Cosby
> > Code of Conduct and will be issued a 50 dollar
> > fine. Further violation of the CCC will result
> in
> > the Cosby Committee calling a hearing to
> determine
> > appropriate further Cosby Penalty measures. Do
> not
> > violate these rules again.
>
>
> i thought i was already issued my one and final
> warning? is this a new rule we have to play by
> were you just issue as many warnings as you feel
> fit?


bloody blisters you have one last chance post a Cosby-related posting, or else you will be removed from the thread for the remainder of page 15. You will also be called before a Cosby Tribunal for sentencing to Cosby Prison. Please choose wisely.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:51PM

It looks like I was warned, and you and Harry were fined.

Hey officer, I'll be needing your name and badge number. Btw, I don't consent to any searches.
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:53PM

Cliff Huxtable Wrote:
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> bloody blisters you have one last chance post a
> Cosby-related posting, or else you will be removed
> from the thread for the remainder of page 15. You
> will also be called before a Cosby Tribunal for
> sentencing to Cosby Prison. Please choose wisely.


the old lesbian-esque character from the walking dead i forget her name but she is an old blue hair with a dyke cut and saggy titties and batwings. that one. she reminds me of jamie lee coitus

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:55PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> It looks like I was warned, and you and Harry were
> fined.
>
> Hey officer, I'll be needing your name and badge
> number. Btw, I don't consent to any searches.


dont play into his game. he is not the boss here. there is no boss here. except for cary. cary is the boss here. but still, free speech bro, talk about whatever you desire.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:56PM

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> what do i write?


Pick a heavy/death/hardcore metal band and use one of their album's dramatic names to write a paragraph. Ready, go.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Cliff Huxtable ()
Date: December 12, 2013 07:59PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > It looks like I was warned, and you and Harry
> were
> > fined.
> >
> > Hey officer, I'll be needing your name and
> badge
> > number. Btw, I don't consent to any searches.
>
>
> dont play into his game. he is not the boss here.
> there is no boss here. except for cary. cary is
> the boss here. but still, free speech bro, talk
> about whatever you desire.



You are removed from this Cosby thread. Please leave now. You will be recieving a summons in the mail with information regarding your Cosby hearing.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:05PM

What if I talk about Cosby himself like that time in 1972 when he was still a baby and he did a 30 minute thing on CBS with that white mask on his eyes, talking about how he hates irish, italian, jews, blacks, asians, mexicans.

Just take 'em all somewhere, don't kill em or nothing, just move them all somewhere, get 'em outta here.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:06PM

Or how about his stand up, and how he's the best comedian to ever give an entire stand-up show while sitting down.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:06PM

Would that be okay Mr. Cosby Nazi?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Zack Morris ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:12PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Would that be okay Mr. Cosby Nazi?


The format for this thread has flipped. Now only Saved By the Bell related postings will be considered for publication. Rockhound, this is your second strike. If you do not make your next posting Saved By the Bell related, you will be removed from the thread and subject to a fine and/or prison time.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:28PM

Growing up, I got caught beatin' my little meat to Kelly Kerplowskeey several times. It was so weird. My mom would yell at me.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Zack Morris ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:40PM

Remember when Zack got commissioned to write a theme song for Bayside High and he started to get really arrogant, and so the gang gave him lemon juice and when he premiered the song he couldn't sing?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: A.C. Slater ()
Date: December 12, 2013 08:42PM

we;re opening submissions now to non SBTB related postings, however SBTB related postings are still greatly encouraged and appreciated.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: obamacare ()
Date: December 12, 2013 10:16PM

obamacare is so bad

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: y u so mad ()
Date: December 12, 2013 11:22PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Cliff Huxtable Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are now both in direct violation of the
> Cosby
> > Code of Conduct and will be issued a 50 dollar
> > fine. Further violation of the CCC will result
> in
> > the Cosby Committee calling a hearing to
> determine
> > appropriate further Cosby Penalty measures. Do
> not
> > violate these rules again.
>
>
> i thought i was already issued my one and final
> warning? is this a new rule we have to play by
> were you just issue as many warnings as you feel
> fit?


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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 12:09AM

Go Bayside!
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 12:10AM

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 12:11AM

Zack Morris Wrote:
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> Remember when Zack got commissioned to write a
> theme song for Bayside High and he started to get
> really arrogant, and so the gang gave him lemon
> juice and when he premiered the song he couldn't
> sing?


I do preppie, I do. Zach was such a trickster.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 12:26AM

Okay here's a question, based on the last picture of Tiffany Thiessen, what do you think she has underneath those little shorts?

A) A land strip or triangle

B) A full rug

C) Smooth shaven

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Lisa Turtle ()
Date: December 13, 2013 02:52AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Okay here's a question, based on the last picture
> of Tiffany Thiessen, what do you think she has
> underneath those little shorts?
>
> A) A land strip or triangle
>
> B) A full rug
>
> C) Smooth shaven


Kelly Kapowski was smooth before smooth was cool





also what ever happened to Max? They used to hang out at The Max, and Max used to always be there, butting in at inappropriate times with his lame magic tricks that stopped the show cold and did nothing to advance the plot. And after a while he just disappeared. Max's magic tricks were so distracting to the show..."oh, hi Max. What's that you have there?" and then Max would do some lame trick with a drinking straw or something and Zach and Screech would pretend to laugh.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 02:57AM

I think that was just to reinforce the point that Zach and his crew were too cool for school.

But you answered your own question - it did nothing to advance the plot or make the show more interesting, henceforth, he was axed.

Okay, now, I disagree about the smooth Kelly theory.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Mr. Belding ()
Date: December 13, 2013 02:59AM

Remember when Zach and the gang wanted to fool some offshore oil drilling big-wig, so they got Screech to dress up as an alien, and then they invited the big oil guy into Bayside and all kinds of weird things started happening, and then the big oil guy got a-scared and ran away?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: smooth kelly ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:02AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> I think that was just to reinforce the point that
> Zach and his crew were too cool for school.
>
> But you answered your own question - it did
> nothing to advance the plot or make the show more
> interesting, henceforth, he was axed.
>
> Okay, now, I disagree about the smooth Kelly
> theory.


I just think KK was ahead of her times. I think she had a shaved pussy before any woman in america. Kelly was always on the cutting edge.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Jessie Spano ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:05AM

Remember when Kelly Kapowski left the show late into the high school years, and she was replaced by a new love interest for Zach, named Tori (I think), who was obviously into lesbionics?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:10AM

smooth kelly Wrote:
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> I just think KK was ahead of her times. I think
> she had a shaved pussy before any woman in
> america. Kelly was always on the cutting edge.


This is possible. But based upon possible circumstancial evidence, I'm not so sure.

First of all, her arms rival those of none other than FFU's own Erica Gonzales.

Second, check out her belly button in that last pic, do you see that trail, too? Or are my eyes playing tricks on me? Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Mr. Belding ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:12AM

Remember when there was an earthquake at Bayside High and everyone was alright except the elevator was stuck and Mr. Belding's wife was inside the elevator and Zack and Tori were inside with Mrs. Belding and they had to deliver the baby, and Mr. Belding was beside himself, but in the end it all worked out and the Belding baby was delivered safely to Mr. Belding?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:13AM

mental breakdown never so near
never felt this way, suicidal
you could grasp your future
keep the smiles, praying eyes

exploding minds turning into water
let that be my salvation
stab that word through my ears
doing the dirty laundry

time for redemption
get on your knees
give me pleasure
fade fade away
strapped to machinery

pounding those distorted views
licking the fluids from myself
I feed from my mind
no time to mourn never-ending hell

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:15AM

Yeah. That was a good one, heart warming. Remember when AC Slater and his babe Jesse got stuck in that basement room while there was a dance in the gym, and Kelly and Zach were fighting and ended up hearing them in the middle of their fight and saving them and forgetting all about their fight?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Haley Mills ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:19AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Yeah. That was a good one, heart warming. Remember
> when AC Slater and his babe Jesse got stuck in
> that basement room while there was a dance in the
> gym, and Kelly and Zach were fighting and ended up
> hearing them in the middle of their fight and
> saving them and forgetting all about their fight?


Good episode. Of course we all remember the one where Jessie got hooked on diet pills in order to lose weight for the cheerleading team, and at the climax of the episode, Zack found her in the locker room, high as a kite, doing jumping jacks and riding a stationary bike while singing "I'm so excited, I just can't hide it, I'm so excited, I'm so-----I'm so....sccaarred....." and then she breaks down and weeps.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:19AM

Lyzanxia - Medulla Need

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:21AM

Yeah, but I thought he caught her in her bedroom? I remember it distinctly because I was hoping they'd at least kiss or something. I always thought Jesse was hot as hell even when I was little.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: leah remini ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:25AM

You;re right, it was her bedroom

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:34AM

Tomorrow is going to fucking suck. Thank Zach Morris it's fucking Friday.

Remember when Zach ran for Prez?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: greengrocer question ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:35AM

When is it appropriate to begin a personal relationship with your local greengrocer?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: greengrocer ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:36AM

that one must have slipped my mind. What happened?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:39AM

He ran for president of the school, he used his usual, fun, dirty tactics, somehow got ahead of the much more qualified candidate and then ended up admitting to Kelly and everyone what he did. Ring any bells? (no pun intended)

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the college years ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:43AM

where do we stand on The College Years?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:47AM

I disliked them mainly because of the guy with the ponytail and I was too old and too busy watching Sabrina (hot) to care. You?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the college years ()
Date: December 13, 2013 03:51AM

I was excited for the College Years. I found it funny that the new Mr. Belding type character was a big, strong, manly man. That amused me. I wasn't into Zach's new love interest. But then, Kelly came back. And I was all in from there. Screech was Screetch. A.C. was as hunky as ever. The other new characters didn't interest me much. I always wondered what happened to poor Lisa Turtle....

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:01AM

I'm on my way out. Eyelids are getting heavy.

Lets do Urkel or Full House (aunt Becky) sometime next week.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:06AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> I just ran for 1 hour, 45 minutes in the cold. I'm
> on an ultimate runner's high right now...

How many miles?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: harry? ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:09AM

haryy how are you??????

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:11AM

Didn't count, I'm not sure.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:12AM

I can pageHarry if you like. He'll come, promise.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:14AM

So, Rockhound, as a newbie, what do you think of "our" little message board?

What brought you here? My gorgeous good looks?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:17AM

I'm enjoying it. It's good times.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:25AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Didn't count, I'm not sure.

hmmm...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:32AM

Today is going to be ridiculous.

So what brings you here? It's kind of addicting, isn't it?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:37AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> I'm enjoying it. It's good times.

That's good to hear.

You have an engaging personality, Rockhound.

You pop in here, and within a few weeks you know everyone and everyone loves you... well, except for me, that is... but, hey, glad you're having fun. Welcome!

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 13, 2013 04:50AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Today is going to be ridiculous.

Are you going to run a marathon? (Do you know how many miles that is?)

> So what brings you here?

I don't know.

> It's kind of addicting,
> isn't it?

It was.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: f this ()
Date: December 13, 2013 10:10PM

F THIS

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: ....../ ()
Date: December 13, 2013 10:22PM

f this

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: to hell with ()
Date: December 13, 2013 11:05PM

to hell with all yall

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: screw it ()
Date: December 13, 2013 11:06PM

screw all yall

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: f this s ()
Date: December 13, 2013 11:09PM

get a good one

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: no f33lz ganna commit 32333! ()
Date: December 13, 2013 11:14PM

F all this S

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: harry.... ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:13AM

harry

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:16AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm enjoying it. It's good times.
>
> That's good to hear.
>
> You have an engaging personality, Rockhound.
>
> You pop in here, and within a few weeks you know
> everyone and everyone loves you... well, except
> for me, that is... but, hey, glad you're having
> fun. Welcome!


Thanks for the warm welcome, Alias. You're alright in my book.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:17AM

harry.... Wrote:
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> harry


Looking for Harry? I think he's out fishing right now. Want me to check?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: harry.. ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:31AM

I see how it is.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:34AM

In that pic of Kelly Kapowski wearing a bra and jean jacket, you can see a horizontal scar on each breast. Wonder why they're there?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: ...harry ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:37AM

...harry

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:42AM

He's here!
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: I see how it is ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:45AM

starting to see how it is....

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:46AM

Look who else showed up!
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:48AM

It's Harry again!!!
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 02:52AM

It's hairy, again!!!
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2013 04:28AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> It's hairy, again!!!


Odd.

I watched this earlier...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nr-FoA9Ps

Very odd, Rockhound.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: seeing how it is ()
Date: December 15, 2013 05:33AM

see how it is.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 15, 2013 06:22AM

seeing how it is Wrote:
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> see how it is.


tell me.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 15, 2013 11:19AM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> It's hairy, again!!!


Nothing like a little arm carpet to get the gears a churning. I wonder if she smells like grilled onions?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 15, 2013 06:58PM

im stupid im stupid im stupid im stupid im stupid im stupid

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 15, 2013 07:02PM

todays news. josh wellingham went to the upper east side. he ate a bagel and had 2 cups of coffee. he walked up 4 flights of stairs and down 2. he turned to watch an attractive lady pass then scratched his nose with his right hand. he entered a building a pressed the elevator call button. cleared his throat once. got on the elevator to the 8th floor. he turned left.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 15, 2013 07:03PM

im gonna be eatin the roni for another month

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 07:07PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> I wonder if she smells like grilled
> onions?


I doubt it. I think she'd smell like caramelized onions sauteed in butter and garlic

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 15, 2013 07:07PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im gonna be eatin the roni for another month


Find yourself an ALDI

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