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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:38AM

two completely different words Wrote:
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> I also always enjoy this one
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> .


not as great. sort of a minimalistic sketch just to capture the essence of the vid that was presented.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: worried.. ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:42AM

is harry okay?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: dahlsim ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:44AM

E. Honda was a very talented street fighter

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: let me guess.... ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:45AM

let me guess.....you're a Guile man....

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: i see how it is... ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:47AM

...i see how it is......

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: wondering... ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:49AM

do you ever wonder what cary is like in a romantic relationship...?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:49AM

you smokin niggas

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: dove-like hands ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:51AM

your hands are very milky-white.

you remind me of Tony Millionaire

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: daniel johnston ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:52AM

or this guy....
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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:55AM

dove-like hands Wrote:
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> your hands are very milky-white.
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> you remind me of Tony Millionaire


ha, i have never claimed to have pigmented skin

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: gary panter ()
Date: November 28, 2013 12:55AM

gary panter designed the sets for Pee-Wee's Playhouse and has done many other things. his comics are very rough and stream of consciousness. like a child at play, but in a good way:

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: ware ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:01AM

here we have the polar opposite...the cold, clinical, tightly controlled, anal retentive style of chris ware. I am not a fan personally.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:08AM

text is too small so i am going to say im not a fan either. clappin their hands stompin their feet

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:10AM

yo nig ima dip. not because you are boring or anything, just ffxu-ed out fer now.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: moebius ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:11AM

french artist Jean Gireaud aka Moebius....wide-open spaces, ultra-detailed, otherworldly....thumbs up

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: tom turkey ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:11AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> yo nig ima dip. not because you are boring or
> anything, just ffxu-ed out fer now.


zip it up, and zip it out.............5,000

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:11AM

check back later for the latest bb upfate

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:13AM

moebius Wrote:
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> french artist Jean Gireaud aka
> Moebius....wide-open spaces, ultra-detailed,
> otherworldly....thumbs up
>
> .


simplistic, but thought inspiring. thumbs up as well

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: greatest of all time ()
Date: November 28, 2013 01:16AM

i know you're on your way out, but check out the greatest cartoonist who ever lived.

/wallace wood....killed himself on Halloween in 1975

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:30AM

bump

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:57AM

Rockhound... I'm pleasantly surprised that you bumped my slumber party... I never would've pegged you as that type...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: RageLettuceTurbo ()
Date: December 05, 2013 01:18AM

Who doesnt like a good sleepover thread? Well, well , well, all aboard?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2013 01:59AM

Rage lettuce turbo is an awesome name...

We're all aboard who's going ashore...,

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2013 02:29AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Rage lettuce turbo is an awesome name...


How about......


Electrical Cattleman

Voltaic Rancher

Electric Cowboy

Juiced Cowhand


or maybe.....


Trousers and Jewels

Jeans and Rhinestones

Denim and Diamonds

Pants and Gems

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2013 02:29AM

Does my Powerpoint presentation need to be displayed?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2013 02:34AM

There's plenty of room in this forum for the both of us, pilgrim... Why don't you go watch a movie on movie4k or something, huh?

Wouldn't you like that?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2013 03:05AM

I'm updating to Saucy Salamander right now....not watching movies.


Did you see the results of my information operations campaign? Don't think less of me, promise?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2013 03:09AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Did you see the results of my information
> operations campaign? Don't think less of me,
> promise?

Don't know what you're talking about... But I'd be very surprised if you could make me think less of you...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2013 03:17AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Don't know what you're talking about... But I'd be
> very surprised if you could make me think less of
> you...



I guess it's better you don't know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 05, 2013 03:18AM

Ok, then... Night...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 05, 2013 03:22AM

Harry, do you see snow outside?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: get a life ()
Date: December 05, 2013 04:20AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry, do you see snow outside?


get a life you little bitch

lmao at your powerpoint

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: kryptkeeper ()
Date: December 06, 2013 03:51AM

...something is decaying in denmark...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: no respect ()
Date: December 06, 2013 07:56PM

get a life Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Harry, do you see snow outside?
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>
> get a life you little bitch
>
> lmao at your powerpoint


Someobdy just got their bluff called. Psycho Punk!!

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: sunrise, sunset ()
Date: December 07, 2013 02:44AM

Yes, we have no bananas...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: walter pidgeon ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:36PM

jupiter was a very talented character planet

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: basil rathbone ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:42PM

venison was a very talented character meat

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: cousin Bobby ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:45PM

Well well well I dun lost all my eggs tonight, I spent all night lookin for em in the snow but I couldn't hardly see none so I had to try to push my hands through the snow, man lemme tell ya, that's some cold looking white foreign flurries right there.

say, ya'll get snow 'round here often? I'm new here, and if this is the next six months well abso-toota-lutely I'm goin' right on back to Alaslamma. Just a few mo' days and I'll survive it, what's it gone be like? well, whens it gonna stop?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 09, 2013 01:11PM

big dicks in your ass is bad for your health

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: larry storch ()
Date: December 09, 2013 09:54PM

pakistan was a very talented character country

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: lillian gish ()
Date: December 09, 2013 09:55PM

squirrels wearing pants

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: polonius ()
Date: December 09, 2013 10:46PM

wherefore art thou hario

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: gunther toody ()
Date: December 09, 2013 11:09PM

car 54, where are you?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:54AM

a black friend

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:55AM

making that rice o roni getting the house all smellin goo an shit. mexican style naw meen

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:59AM

serious question though. a female coworker whom you work with on a regular and talk to frequently but not really in the sense of dating and such just friendly, gives you a link to a website where she models clothing. is she hinting she want to takes things further or just showing off her work? am i reading too deeply into things?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:04AM

she has probably had multiple dicks in her mouth at one time though.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:04AM

i am still sexually attracted to shaving cream

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:06AM

i drew a mouse. it ran away. i can hear it in my cabinets. i wonder if i can lure him out with a gift? which would he like better provolone or shret mozzarella?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:07AM

im eating the rice now.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:18AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> serious question though. a female coworker whom
> you work with on a regular and talk to frequently
> but not really in the sense of dating and such
> just friendly, gives you a link to a website where
> she models clothing. is she hinting she want to
> takes things further

Yes

> or just showing off her work?

That, too..

> am i reading too deeply into things?

No

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: violation ()
Date: December 11, 2013 05:44AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > serious question though. a female coworker whom
> > you work with on a regular and talk to
> frequently
> > but not really in the sense of dating and such
> > just friendly, gives you a link to a website
> where
> > she models clothing. is she hinting she want to
> > takes things further
>
> Yes
>
> > or just showing off her work?
>
> That, too..
>
> > am i reading too deeply into things?
>
> No

He got fucked in the ass by a whigger.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 02:26PM

Alias Wrote:
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> is she hinting she want to
> > takes things further
>
> Yes

are you saying i should whip out tiny tim and chase her around the office?

>
> > or just showing off her work?
>
> That, too..

aw man, no one likes a woman who is full of herself

>
> > am i reading too deeply into things?
>
> No

she is a lovely woman, if the tiny tim chase doesnt work i will ask her to dinner.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:03PM

I dont think that necessarily means shes into you. She could just be looking for your opinion. She could be trying to show off. If shes had multiple injections simultaneously, she would have come on sooner and stronger. Then again, you never know. Only one way to find out. All that doesnt matter though if you like her, just go for it.

One good and easy test is the touch test. Hand her something and accidentally brush her fingers, watch her reaction. Youll know.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:12PM

i will tiny tim touch her on her forearm.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:28PM

That could work. Full mast?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:30PM

i never go in half cocked. crutches and all

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:33PM

Mid-conversation or just walk up, "Hi", and plop?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:41PM

i would skip the formalities and go right for the plop. then judging by her reaction you would know if its on or not.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:43PM

Well, I'm not sayin' I think it's gonna work and I'm not sayin' I don't think it's gonna work. Let me know what happens.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:50PM

i'll ask for a copy of the HR report and post it here.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:52PM

Do you like fresh apple cider?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: HR report ()
Date: December 11, 2013 03:55PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i'll ask for a copy of the HR report and post it
> here.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:02PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Do you like fresh apple cider?


to answer your question at face value i dislike the taste of red apples. i only like them granny smiths.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:07PM

just chillin with my buddies watching



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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 04:12PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> to answer your question at face value i dislike
> the taste of red apples. i only like them granny
> smiths.


Yes or no. Have you ever had apple cider fresh from the apple farm's teet?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 09:20PM

i have been on the toilet for an hour straight. my legs are tingling.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 09:30PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> to answer your question at face value i dislike
> the taste of red apples. i only like them granny
> smiths.

I'm a big fan of a nice Golden Delicious (TM)


bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i have been on the toilet for an hour straight. my
> legs are tingling.

"When Rice-A-Roni Fights Back... Remember the Alamo Edition"

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 09:40PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > to answer your question at face value i dislike
> > the taste of red apples. i only like them
> granny
> > smiths.
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> I'm a big fan of a nice Golden Delicious (TM)
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > i have been on the toilet for an hour straight.
> my
> > legs are tingling.
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> "When Rice-A-Roni Fights Back... Remember the
> Alamo Edition"

i'd like to think i would have showed symptoms earlier if it was a roni gone bad. im starting to think it is my olive oil. how can you tell if olive oil is rancid?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 09:42PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Yes or no. Have you ever had apple cider fresh
> from the apple farm's teet?


damn dude, you take your cider far too seriously. would i be less of a person if i said no?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 09:52PM

If you see Popeye make a gross face after going down on her.. He's pretty easy to please...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 09:58PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> If you see Popeye make a gross face after going
> down on her.. He's pretty easy to please...


this mother fucker


sho nuff, i just had a 10 minute long conversation with an AI text bot. trying to get me to register on another pornographic website. i told her i was canadian then she demanded we go out. i asked if she liked canadians and she said register, its free, do you have a web cam? i will show you everything. how did morgan know i have a thing for webcams?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:07PM

I love chatting with AI chatbots... I like the ones that don't lie about their robot roots...

Yours sounds like a liar and a hussy...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:14PM

Gala, Fuji and McIntosh apples are the best. Red Delicious are bland and cheap tasting, usually found served in cafeterias.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:17PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i just had a 10 minute long conversation
> with an AI text bot. trying to get me to register
> on another pornographic website.



I hate Siri and S Voice. Why do people want to talk to their phone?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:19PM

What if you wave to someone and the person you're waving to doesn't have hands? How do you save yourself? Is that considered rude or mean?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:22PM

bb you can get some good apple cider this time of year for about $6/7 a gallon. Maybe it'll help you restore some of those electrolytes from sittin' on the toilet.
I don't think olive oil goes bad, but don't hold me to that.

bb, I'll be you're one of those guys that takes a long swig of something and then goes, "ahhhhhhhhhhh" each time? Don't lie.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:23PM

I think they would need to pull their head out of their ass and wave their stubs at you... Just because you're missing an appendage or two doesn't excuse you from doing the right thing...

Rockhound Wrote:
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> What if you wave to someone and the person you're
> waving to doesn't have hands? How do you save
> yourself? Is that considered rude or mean?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:24PM

I don't know, what if they think you're showing off?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:40PM

They need to get over it... The whole world doesn't revolve around their stubs...

If you knew they were handless, however, you're a dick...

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> I don't know, what if they think you're showing
> off?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:41PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> bb, I'll be you're one of those guys that takes a
> long swig of something and then goes,
> "ahhhhhhhhhhh" each time? Don't lie.


guilty. i do take pleasure in delicious liquids. specially cold drinks.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:42PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I love chatting with AI chatbots... I like the
> ones that don't lie about their robot roots...
>
> Yours sounds like a liar and a hussy...


yeah it was more of a one sided conversation. i dont see a deep relationship between us. although however if i happen to run into morgan again, im dropping the tiny tim on her.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:52PM

I love how that son of a bitch beagle is in the corner all sad... not allowed to play in the reindeer games, for some reason...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:53PM

Well, that's good, cause that's the only way you can enjoy a good cider.

Did she squirt all over the screen again?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 11, 2013 10:56PM

Mitch Hedberg -

“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.”

“I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...”

“I was walking down the street with my friend and he said 'I hear music,' as though there's any other way to take it in. 'You're not special. That's how I receive it too... I tried to taste it, but it did not work.'”

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:01PM

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:02PM

the originals...







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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:04PM

lol... that little sixth sense kid sure burned through his career quickly...

I feel more sorry for him than I do that left out beagle...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:05PM

Is that beagle named tiny tim?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:06PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Is that beagle named tiny tim?


hell naw, unlike little 6th sense boy, tiny tim still gets action.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:08PM

How did you photoshop that "bogus" poster off the wall for the "original"?

That's pretty good...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:10PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> How did you photoshop that "bogus" poster off the
> wall for the "original"?
>
> That's pretty good...


i think you typed that wrong. i think you have a typing disorder. i think you typed that starting from the end of the sentence to the beginning, thats what i think. i think you type funny.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:13PM

how many hours have you been awake today?

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 11, 2013 11:19PM

More than an hour...

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 12, 2013 01:59AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> are you saying i should whip out tiny tim and
> chase her around the office?

No

> she is a lovely woman, if the tiny tim chase
> doesnt work i will ask her to dinner.

Don't spend too much money.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: i want to hold your hand ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:45AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is she hinting she want to
> > > takes things further
> >
> > Yes
>
> are you saying i should whip out tiny tim and
> chase her around the office?
>
> >
> > > or just showing off her work?
> >
> > That, too..
>
> aw man, no one likes a woman who is full of
> herself
>
> >
> > > am i reading too deeply into things?
> >
> > No
>
> she is a lovely woman, if the tiny tim chase
> doesnt work i will ask her to dinner.



aspire to hold hands with her.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the drive for five ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:47AM

do a Drop Dead Fred photoshop next pls

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the drive for five ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:48AM

I am an "aaaahhhhhhhh" guy. I won't lie. I've always said this...there's not a man, woman or child alive who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the drive for five ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:50AM

The Patty Duke Show was a very hip for its time television progrum. Patty Duke was a very appealing and lovely young woman, who played dual roles.

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Re: Fun pranks to play at sleep overs with your mom's permission ("Copypasta" Thread)
Posted by: the drive for five ()
Date: December 12, 2013 02:51AM

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis was a very hip for its time television progrum. Dwayne Hickman portrayed the titular role of Dobie Gillis, and Bob Denver portrayed Dobie's best friend, hip beatnick Maynard G. Krebs.

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