I know you're just trying to get to lucky lady 13... so I won't be upset that you're posting useless junk that won't even be checked out by one person... not even one person other than yourself...

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I know you're just trying to get to lucky lady
> 13... so I won't be upset that you're posting
> useless junk that won't even be checked out by one
> person... not even one person other than
> yourself...


many many people will check it

yo can't be cool if you don't like punk hairy...better do your homework buddy

now waht do we do

Why don't you talk more shit to me about how I'm uncool for not liking punk?

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> Why don't you talk more shit to me about how I'm
> uncool for not liking punk?


i'm ucool for likeing ska, so its a wash...

Go off on me... give me the best walloping any dude's ever got at 6am on a Saturday morning... (I think this is where I'm supposed to say 'no homo')

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No... You're missing the bit... goofus...

How am I ever going to learn to be cool, unless the hip guy gives me a lesson?

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> > Why don't you talk more shit to me about how
> I'm
> > uncool for not liking punk?
>
>
> i'm ucool for likeing ska, so its a wash...

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hyou are SOOOOOO uncool....if there was a cool store, they wouldn't sell you. the other side of the pillow told you to go take a cold shower.....ice tells you to turn down the thermostat your so uncool. you're so uncool a lot of kids who like to say they like things they don't like to be cool say that they like you, but only your 'early' stuff. so uncool.

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> > how bout this one harry
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dem624ZvPaQ
>
> That one was weird, but kinda neet...
>
>
> cousin Bobby Wrote:
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> > well damn you bring hogs to bed too? happly
> diddly
> > doo well I ain't the only one shucks who needs
> > blankets when you got hogs to warm ya up!
>
> Nothing warms up your cockles quite like a nice
> fat hog, eh, Bobby?
>
> I say, "The more the merrier", when it comes to
> hogs, in fact...
>
>
> >
> > you do like midgets I got some midgets for sale
> I
> > even throw in a few chickens, and a coupla
> yeehogs
> > what say you Mr. Harry sir
>
> Tickled pink (hog pink) about your offer... but
> I'm too cheap to pay for anything... If you know a
> good torrent that is seeding the hogs, i'd love to
> give it a little clickity-click... (seeding hogs
> sounds so hot, eh, bob?)
>
> >
> > say you Dont wear a tophat do you? you know
> what
> > they say about top hats dontchu?! well,
> dontchu?
>
> No I don't... and No I don't... No... I don't....


Oh come now harry I sell em to you real cheap. tell you what, I'll cut you a deal two midgets for the price of one and I'll even let you have my floss. only used twice. maybe three times. okay okay maybe four but that's all, okay? okay?

I reckon you should wear a top hat Mr harry it suits you quite nice matter of fact maybe I'll throw that in too. well its made outta duck feathers, sall we had after the draught but its as good a top hat as any! maybe you can use it to floss too!

you know I find myself with a hog in bed every night even if its just my cousin. we broke up and now I play the blues on my harmonica but she said we could still be cousins yes sir that's right, still cousins always and forever like the cow jumpin over the moon not a moment too soon, well always have that.

say harry you crapmostank with the bartledoo by any chance? cmon partner, do you bartledoo?

your so uncool you encourage kids to flunk out of high school

so uncool you could sell ice to hawaiians

your so uncool your not concerned about your carbon footprint

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> hyou are SOOOOOO uncool....if there was a cool
> store, they wouldn't sell you. the other side of
> the pillow told you to go take a cold
> shower.....ice tells you to turn down the
> thermostat your so uncool. you're so uncool a lot
> of kids who like to say they like things they
> don't like to be cool say that they like you, but
> only your 'early' stuff. so uncool.

Yaoww... that was kinda... taking the bit a little too far, dude....

Fuck...


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> Oh come now harry I sell em to you real cheap.
> tell you what, I'll cut you a deal two midgets for
> the price of one and I'll even let you have my
> floss. only used twice. maybe three times. okay
> okay maybe four but that's all, okay? okay?

Fuck you, cousin Bobby... You know I don't floss with anything except my boxershorts... and I use those to floss my ass.. You tryin' to take advantage of me in this excited emotional state you find me in?

>
> I reckon you should wear a top hat Mr harry it
> suits you quite nice matter of fact maybe I'll
> throw that in too. well its made outta duck
> feathers, sall we had after the draught but its as
> good a top hat as any! maybe you can use it to
> floss too!

Duck is real nice and all, robby-rob... but I'm afraid of the message I'll send to my colleagues if I go out all adorned in poultry headpieces... they might think it's fowl looking...

What do they say about guys in top hats anyway?

> not a moment too soon,

I quoted the good part... all the other stuff got what it deserved....

>
> say harry you crapmostank with the bartledoo by
> any chance? cmon partner, do you bartledoo?

I bartledoo, fondu, trumoo, shamu, and shampoo... Who's askin', scout?

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> your so uncool your not concerned about your
> carbon footprint


B-b-b-but... I think Bob Dylan is cool... Doesn't that count for anything?

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Man-0-man... If the request hour weren't over, I'd show you a steely dan track that isn't very "smooth"

Pretty gritty... You'd probably like it...

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bob dylan is so five minutes ago

you hear the Wendy woman got married and lost her virginity in Allentown PA?

But, I totally dig the subterranian homesick blues... You sure I'm uncool?

I asked for an iPad for christmas... doesn't that count for anything?

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> you hear the Wendy woman got married and lost her
> virginity in Allentown PA?


Yeah, fool... I follow her on twiter... I actuallyy got invited to her wedding registry party... You didn't get the invite? Lame-ass...

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> Aww shucks you right I ain't French I thought you
> was talkin bout Paris, Virginia I got a chicken
> coop out about that way and sometimes I like to
> chew on the feathers and I dont exactly think so
> good. well, people always ask me can cowplow
> machicken? you know what I say to that?
> bartledoo!
>
> say alias, do you bartledoo?


I don't bartledoo Bobby but I gotta feed the pigs livin' down South with y'all and the chickins are runnin' scared so no thank you for your cowplow.

say bobby, do you tango?

it's a dance, boy.

no, it counts for nothing. Because you don't carry yourself as a 'cool' guy. You have to act like, wherever you are, "Hey, this is the place to be!" Try it....doesn't matter where you are, just say to the ladyfriend your'e with, "Hey, isn't this great!?" You make the room cool. And if your ladyfriend doesn't call you back you have two or three others lined up anyway...no matter what happens, your toes keep tappin'. That's all I can teach you, until you improve your coolness skills.

The sad part is... No amount of toe-tapping will make the Skatalites cool...

Any of their songs is instant Pussy-drought... In fact, I should patent that...

It's like the little packets that go in the beef jerky to keep it dry... only for pussy...

Skatalites are like Pussy-silica-packets...

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The sad part is... No amount of toe-tapping will
> make the Skatalites cool...
>
> Any of their songs is instant Pussy-drought... In
> fact, I should patent that...
>
> It's like the little packets that go in the beef
> jerky to keep it dry... only for pussy...
>
> Skatalites are like Pussy-silica-packets...


now you're making me mad. eplain yourself.


what skatalite have you listened to?

Your favorite three skatalite

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Lol... if you google "ska bands", skatalites are the fifth result...

Now, I know it's cool...

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Holy shit! My grandma used to read that exact same
> book to me at bed time, before she tugged on my
> hog...

:)... I mean ):

sad smiley face is the look I'm going for.

I hate all that smiley face shit.

this is more influential and respected around the world, not just by ska fans, than you know


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll_5suXU_pg

A young boy gets his hog tugged on by gramma and all you can muster up is a sad emoticon (facing the wrong way)!??

What the hell is this?

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> :)... I mean ):
>
> sad smiley face is the look I'm going for.
>
> I hate all that smiley face shit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDDmDDWtmcU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQ5g4_GA6U

Ska broke its leg, dude.... and it wasn't even a cool story... ska tripped on a rock playing hop scotch....

ska was playing on all the mtv... all the radio... all the movies.... ska was "pop"...

Then what did ska do?

Ska slept on its leg too long... it woke up with diabetes and its lef went gangrene....


ska drank and drove, dude...

Ska had its chance and blew it...


Ska fuckin' blew it...

here mr cool Wrote:
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> this is more influential and respected around the
> world, not just by ska fans, than you know
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll_5suXU_pg

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ska broke its leg, dude.... and it wasn't even a
> cool story... ska tripped on a rock playing hop
> scotch....
>
> ska was playing on all the mtv... all the radio...
> all the movies.... ska was "pop"...
>
> Then what did ska do?
>
> Ska slept on its leg too long... it woke up with
> diabetes and its lef went gangrene....
>
>
> ska drank and drove, dude...
>
> Ska had its chance and blew it...
>
>
> Ska fuckin' blew it...
>
>



no, Jamaica quickly went on to embrace the styles of rocksteady and then reggay. That's what happened. Nothing happened to ska. It's still here. It was 'revived' first in the 70's by the British, then again in the 80's and 90's by Americans, and now it's gone completely global. No you won't hear it on the radio. Butwho cares. Things come in cycles. It became a huge fad in '97, but went away. Who knows when it'll pop up again. It's better undersground. No real ska fan wants a new round of No Doubts popping up. You aren't a fan , that's fine thoug.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> A young boy gets his hog tugged on by gramma and
> all you can muster up is a sad emoticon (facing
> the wrong way)!??

:9,,,, :(

> What the hell is this?

It's my sad face.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> A young boy gets his hog tugged on by gramma and
> all you can muster up is a sad emoticon (facing
> the wrong way)!??
>
> What the hell is this?

she acts like a complete ass

Wendy watch is in full effect



very sexual remarks regarding a baconator


stay turned for more

lets play a game.

this game is called 'how cold can you get your living space?'

turn the heater off crack a window, open the fridge door.

bundle up, its gonna get icy.

bartledoo

i double tap enter in between sentences and then i double tap dat asss, dudes ass

and HT's breakdown of the Ska Story Made Me GIggle

426 408 446 401 411 429

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it seems to be some type of cleaning device

it's 6am. 8 hours huntil it starts to get dark outside. why bother.

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> Very extensive. What's the endgame though?




It would seem the endgame was reached; whether it went out with a bang, a splat, or a whimper, I don't know.

Of course, it could all be bullshit. I hate not having all the information available.

pull your dicks out and poop in an elevator cause its time to fuck some shit up.

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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> pull your dicks out and poop in an elevator cause
> its time to fuck some shit up.



blisters, do you ride bicycles?

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> > pull your dicks out and poop in an elevator
> cause
> > its time to fuck some shit up.
>
>
>
> blisters, do you ride bicycles?


multiple? no. i do own a mountain bike but it hos been out of commission for a minute.

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http://youtu.be/n4PR9NZlAB4

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happy 2012 thanksgivings guy

jerry lee lewis was extremely talented

if you place your cups on the carpet and have no table surface for place here is a fun tip for you then place shoe on ground place cup in shoe less likely spilling

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pull yer cocks out and measure them cashew it is going to be a long night

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people in brocery stores are fucking cutthroat around the holidays man i tell ya. old people whom i normally hate already give me even more reasons to hate. pushing their way through, not paying attention, liverspots.

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i stuck my hand in the ground once. it turned into a root, and to this day im envious of the tree life. standing, chillin, swayin err now n agin. just fucking soaking up the rays, chillin. fuck you trees i want to be you.

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HT click the last q mark.

link is a virus

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also, brack friday bunduru

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all the food is poison


this is what i do, i sit on you

LBL i got a grape stem in my throat

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Vera Miles was an extremely attractive and talented actress

anyone else catch Allen Toussaint the other night?

bb, let's do some male bonding. just you and me tonight.

ok but dont fault me if it gets all kinds of weird up in here

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what kinds of foods you like to eat

ill sub cat by genre to lessen the load, mexican, italian, mercan, japanese, chinese, dirty knees, look at these

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how about wendy? hot?


you ever eat a baconator

i'm all out of stuff

julie numar was very attractive as catwoman

peter tosh was murdered

al jolson was a very talented singer, actor and entertainer. his blackface material is regrettable.

have you ever had the urge to stab someone and then fuck them in the wound you created?

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what did you do today?

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the 2nd amendment should be taken out of the constitution.

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> what did you do today?


i went down to the river. very cold. what a great town tho

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> > what did you do today?
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>
> i went down to the river. very cold. what a great
> town tho


thas cool, any mental reflection staring at nature?

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if we could only bottle this chemistry

i had unprotected sex when i probably shouldn.t have.

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> >
> > i went down to the river. very cold. what a
> great
> > town tho
>
>
> thas cool, any mental reflection staring at
> nature?


if we don't create some righteous laws ourselves, we'll just be bogus too.

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> the 2nd amendment should be taken out of the
> constitution.
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i like how diluted pandora radio becomes sometimes. your station could be rolling stones, and kathy perry comes on.

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> i had unprotected sex when i probably shouldn.t
> have.


i do that aall the time but i'm like whatever

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> > i had unprotected sex when i probably shouldn.t
> > have.
>
>
> i do that aall the time but i'm like whatever


fo sho, not saying im a newb to it, just that in this instance, probably wasnt the best idea.

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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i like how diluted pandora radio becomes
> sometimes. your station could be rolling stones,
> and kathy perry comes on.


you ever notice how there are suddenly huge massively famous stars you've never even heard of? back in my day, when you got famous, you got famous. everyone and their grandma knew your name. now you have hugely 'famous' stars you've never even heard of. there's too much media nowadays. it's diluted the whole idea of fame. no one will ever be as famous as elvis or frank sinatra. it won't happen. there's too much media, too many niches. the vote is split a thousand different ways.

approximately how long does it take for symptoms of STDs to show>?

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you ever have a chick take another stud into your own bed, and then after you kick her and her junkie boyfriend out they come back with a copy of your key they made behind your back and steal your silverware and take a dump in your toilet when you're not there?

and then she calls you because she's shit faced drunk at a mcdonald's and needs someone to help her walk home? and you're like "whatever"...

silverwares Wrote:
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> you ever have a chick take another stud into your
> own bed, and then after you kick her and her
> junkie boyfriend out they come back with a copy of
> your key they made behind your back and steal your
> silverware and take a dump in your toilet when
> you're not there?


im sorry dude. were you attached? i know its tough going through that kind of shit. especially when you have spent so much time together, ate meals together, warshed together. it is never easy parting with your silverware/flatware

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she's a walking condom dispenser. you don't want a chick who walks around with that many condoms on her at all times.

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> and then she calls you because she's shit faced
> drunk at a mcdonald's and needs someone to help
> her walk home? and you're like "whatever"...


the term bareback originated from riding horses without saddles, but has been adopted in the sex world as going w/o condom.

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> silverwares Wrote:
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> > you ever have a chick take another stud into
> your
> > own bed, and then after you kick her and her
> > junkie boyfriend out they come back with a copy
> of
> > your key they made behind your back and steal
> your
> > silverware and take a dump in your toilet when
> > you're not there?
>
>
> im sorry dude. were you attached? i know its tough
> going through that kind of shit. especially when
> you have spent so much time together, ate meals
> together, warshed together. it is never easy
> parting with your silverware/flatware


i use plastic silverware and paper plates. that made my silverwares an easy target. just sitting there in the drawer. all clean and virtually unused. probably sold it for scrap to get drug money.

...can't live with 'em.............

why not plastic plates too? rinse re-use recycle, bicycle.

dont think about all those things you fear

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where's harry tuttle at?

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> why not plastic plates too? rinse re-use recycle,
> bicycle.
>
> dont think about all those things you fear


sometimes i freeze my garbage. you keep it from going bad, and you save on trash bags. just be sure to freeze on a paper of plastic plate. throw away at your convenience.

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> where's harry tuttle at?


had a mandatory meeting running late picking up fred schoffs slack at work you know but tomorrow most likely he will not be attending ffxu and if so he will not use punctuation or stay very long maybe im wrong but i like this song

http://youtu.be/_WjeWsiujmU

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I prefer real instruments.



i like this song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6udzc_XYRY

if you pay for a young woman's food and she knows beforehand she has no intention of calling you back, then she owes you the cost of the meal. no two ways about it. how dare women.

and all that slicing the toast for the first 35secondurus is real instruments? we wont go into a youtube link battle. i was enjoying our riffing

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realtalk now....i've never been more honored than when i saw this:

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im glad, it was a spoof on your handy work. meant to insult you as well.

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i know how requests go with you but can you throw up the original pic perhaps?

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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im glad, it was a spoof on your handy work. meant
> to insult you as well.


oh....i thought we were like frenemies or something.


all you have to do is put some words with the pictures...draw a comic strip. i've seen people with less drawing ability do well with that. it's good.

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>
> all you have to do is put some words with the
> pictures...draw a comic strip. i've seen people
> with less drawing ability do well with that. it's
> good.


i have always been more of a comic doodler but never got into actual strips. i do it more to entertain myself and if others enjoy it too thas coo

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I also always enjoy this one

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fo shizzle

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