bloody blisters Wrote:
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> 10). The Shaving Foam Hand
>
> A classic to start off with, not complicated, no
> explanation is required, but requires skill to
> pull it off well. This is one of those pranks you
> learn as a kid that you never get tired of. It
> can also be turned into a game with your other
> buddies, much like a game of Jenga or buckaroo,
> you can see how much foam you can get on your
> buddies’ face without them waking up. And if
> you’re thinking what’s the big deal about
> shaving foam there are plenty of other products on
> the market you can use, chili oil anyone?(Do not
> do the chili oil, it’s like mace!).
>
> Pros: Knowing that you are more than willing to
> fu*k with him in his sleep, your friend may never
> have a decent nights sleep again.
> Cons: This is a gateway prank which will lead to
> tea bagging, and while tea bagging is the biggest
> violation you could perform on a friend’s body,
> it’s just wrong, funny, but wrong!
>
>
> 9). Dead Thing In The Cereal
>
> Another classic, it’s great as a revenge prank.
> Everyone has that really annoying friend that eats
> really loudly, every bite worse than the last, the
> box of Rice Krispies never ending, Snap Crackle
> and motherfu*king Pop! Now in the video below
> they apparently used a real dead bird, but
> fortunately with advances in technology fake dead
> animals can look pretty realistic these days, and
> at reasonable prices too. Stick one of those bad
> boys in your friend’s cereal box and wait for
> the chump to pour himself a bowl, after all
> breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
>
> Pros: He may throw up.
> Cons: You may throw up.
>
>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd
> ed&v=Sw7RxrozfO4
>
>
> 8). The Windows Start-Up
>
> It’s the 21st century, and since everything
> these days involves a computer somewhere, it’s
> only fitting to have a prank involving one. This
> little beauty requires the changing of the windows
> start up sounds to make them sound more like a
> scene from Die Hard, hide in the nearest
> convenient dark place and wait for the magic.
> This is a great way of judging how much of a man
> your friend is based on how much of a little bitch
> he acts like when the shows starts (make sure the
> volume is turned up all the way to 11).
>
> Pros: Your friend may actually sh*t himself.
> Cons: If you only know how to get to the porn on
> your computer, could you really be bothered
> reading the Wiki page to figure out how to change
> the sounds?
>
>
> 7). The Reverse Ikea
>
> Your friend’s just come home from work, he’s
> beat after working late trying to get that report
> done for tomorrow’s deadline, the bags are heavy
> under his eyes, he goes straight to his bedroom,
> doesn’t even take his clothes off, all he wants
> to do is sleep, he collapses on to his bed and
> then BOOM! The bed collapses, in your face sucka,
> IN YOUR FACE! You’ve spent the day unscrewing
> his bed. Need I say anymore?
>
> Pros: Extra comedy can be got from seeing your
> friend’s face drop when you refuse to help him
> put the bed back together.
> Cons: Only works on slot beds. I don’t know
> what a screwdriver is.
>
>
> 6). Coke Bomb
>
> I was too busy in science class drawing dicks on
> the diagrams of the female anatomy in my biology
> book(ah the glory days before Brazilians) to pay
> attention to my teacher, which is a damn shame
> because I would’ve learned this doozie a lot
> earlier than I did. Coke and Mentos, that’s all
> it is, stick the Mentos in the coke, stick the
> coke in the fridge Bob’s your uncle! Plus
> it’s a scientific experiment so I’m pretty
> sure you can get a grant from the Government for
> it.
>
> Pros: Once it’s starts there’s no way to stop
> it.
> Cons: Volatile elements may back fire on you.
>
>
> 5). Mr. Pee-Pee Pants
>
> Who figured this one out? Who?! Well whoever it
> was deserves a Nobel Prize, it’s just genius.
> Setting your friend back 20 years and thousands of
> dollars in Psychiatrists’ bills earns this one a
> place on the top ten. Now we all know how to do
> it, but I’m just gonna give a bit of advice from
> my experience’s using it - always use mildly
> warm water, cold water just tends to wake them up,
> and if they start to get restless when you’re
> putting the hand in sing them a lullaby, Twinkle
> Twinkle Little Star seems to work.
>
> Pros: Being able to call your friend a different
> urine related nickname everyday.
> Cons: May piss on your copy of FHM if he is
> sleeping on the couch, choose your spo
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