What cute questions...
Intestines: what are you asking? If the thought of two intestines bothers you, just think of it as one. It's all connected anyway
Pockets: man hasn't evolved pockets because men have been able to survive without anatomical pockets. Kangaroos are different because they don't carry their bifocals or car keys in their pockets.. they carry their young in their pouches... Besides, in a pinch, you can always use your ass or mouth or armpit to stash that neat shiny rock you found...
Garbage: people aren't universally decided on how do dispose their garbage. There are some people who think there will always be enough room for garbage. There are others who view our capacity as finite. (hence, recycling)... People have even speculated sending garbage into outer space... You're actually asking a very relevant question... One that humanity will have to make a decision on eventually...
Lyrics: lyrics, to me, are a bonus. Music is music... It's about musical notes that trigger thoughts and feelings in your brain... Lyrics... Are conveyed through a musical instrument... Right now, the instrument used to convey lyrics are the human voice (and sometimes the computer)... But what happens when the lyrics are in a language you don't understand? They become nothing more than musical notes. But if you do understand the lyrics, they add an extra meaning to the music... Lyrics are the difference between a song that makes you think sad things and a song that puts you in a place to understand the heartbreak of a woman who lost her child. The music is the emotion... And the lyrics are the facts... You can still get the same feeling from a song without the lyrics, but the lyrics are another way to describe what the song is talking about. The icing on the cake...
People who identify with lyrics aren't idiots... They just relate to the song in a different way than you.. asshole...
Ravioli: it's just some goodies wrapped in a dough, dummy... Ravioli are just nature's hot pocket..
Hong Kong Phooey: had a black voice because the creators thought it captured the essence of the character better.. just picture the series as a song... It's the difference between a piano and a Hammond organ.
Besides, black voices are cooler than white voices.
Dogs: I think they smile. But what is a smile anyway? I think it's nothing more than a form of communication (just like music). Do you disagree that dogs are capable of communication?
XFL: it failed because Vince was stretched too thin. He had to make a choice.
abelard's dumb questions: why isn't the word, "dog" an actual dog? Or is it an actual dog? What would onomatopoeia sound like if it made a sound? Why doesn't every word display characteristics of what its meaning is? Would it make more sense if it did display that characteristic? How can you prove that they don't? Why isn't the word, "red", red in color? Who says it isn't? I'm so mad at your questions...
Signatures are for fags