Only five posters contributed... not much of a success... but that's the beauty of my slumber party. You can do whatever you want in here. NOBODY IS GOING TO EVER SEE IT!

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Re: Bloody "Tex" Blisters to Celebrate his 50th Birthday
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 27, 2010 11:54PM

primordial dwarfism is no joking matter.

that wasnt my index finger.

i dont think anchorage has a starbucks yet. i believe you mistook a coff-imos for starbucks.

is it 30th or 50th i cant sleep and i dont remember sending you an invite.

everyone knows my hands are pastie white and rather feminine.

i am flattered by the time you spent in the creation of this post. my elk and i appreciate immensely.

i dont know if you added those scent sticks to the left but i hope they are cinnamon.

oh yeah i almost forgot, my side burn is bitchin
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everyone knows someone named tim

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a man


a man not known for starting threads lets face it


has started the breakout tread of 2012



give it upfor this man
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after all these years,
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Eww...

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Oh, thank goodness... That was most unappreciated.

Signatures are for fags

It totally does suck. The crust is spongelike and the sauce is horrible as well. Garbage pizza. I don't know how they bounced back and started opening more chains around here.

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> > opening more chains around here.


who is the girl in that gif?

god these emotions are so hard to get through!

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cucumber,vaseline, boxcutter

I am up in the air about whether I want a boxcutter or sleeping pills

Edit: shit... just realized vaseline is "lube"...

rubber gloves, sleeping pills, canned dog food

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fishing pole, gummie worms, birthday card for a granddaughter

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Duct tape, disposable camera, girls' panties.

lol nice...





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Chainsaw, shop towels, meat tenderizer

http://youtu.be/BUIzq-HcNPA

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quoted for archival purposes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jot_LBh5NGw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzl_jdErhCo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jot_LBh5NGw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN5TrfAJpMk

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a cumberbun
https://www.google.com/search?q=cumberbun

Signatures are for fags



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So, guys have pajama parties?

WHO IS THIS YOUNG WOMAN????? PLEASE I HAVE TO KNOWWWWWWW!!!!!! WHAT IS SHE FROM????
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ariana grande

where she is from? no clue, didnt care to research her. although, her underage latina-ness is quite attractive.

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> where she is from? no clue, didnt care to research
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> attractive.


quoted for archival purposes.

Quit fagging up my threads with your archival purposes quotes.

Ariana Grande? You sure? Looks more like ariana poquito if you asks me


Got the New kind. That riding on the bike k

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> Ariana Grande? You sure? Looks more like ariana
> poquito if you asks me
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>
> Got the New kind. That riding on the bike k


To make a moist hamm, empty a can of coke into the baking pan,
wrap the hamm in aluminum oil & bake. Thirty minutes before the
hamm is ready, remove the foils allowing the drippings to mix with
the coke for a sumptious brown gravy.

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>
> where she is from? no clue, didnt care to research
> her. although, her underage latina-ness is quite
> attractive.


is that from a children's/family show? it looks like it. but she is so obviously sexual, nubile, and salacious....what are they trying to do? that is sexual. but it's a family show she's on. why so salacious and nubile, on a family show?

what's the angle?

Ariana Grande
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ariana Grande

Grande at the Tribeca Film Festival 2010
Background information
Birth name Ariana Grande-Butera
Born June 26, 1993 (age 20)
Boca Raton, Florida, U.S.
Genres Pop, R&B[1]
Occupations Actress, singer, songwriter
Instruments Vocals, piano
Years active 2008–present
Labels Republic
Website arianagrande.com
Ariana Grande-Butera[2][3] (born June 26, 1993),[4][5] known professionally as Ariana Grande, is an American actress, singer, and songwriter. Ariana grew up in Boca Raton, Florida where she attended North Broward Preparatory School. Grande made her acting debut in 2008 in the role of Charlotte in 13 on Broadway. From 2010 until 2013, she played Cat Valentine on the Nickelodeon sitcom Victorious, iCarly (2011) and is reprising the role on the spinoff Sam & Cat.[6]

In March 2013, Grande reached mainstream success after her single "The Way" from her debut studio album Yours Truly (2013) became a top-ten hit on the Billboard Hot 100.[7][8] The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200.

Contents [hide]
1 Childhood
2 Career
2.1 2008–12: Beginnings and acting
2.2 2013: Debut studio album Yours Truly
3 Artistry
3.1 Musical style and voice
3.2 Influences
4 Personal life
4.1 Philanthropy
5 Filmography
6 Stage
7 Discography
8 Tours
9 Awards and nominations
10 References
11 External links
Childhood

Grande was born and raised in Boca Raton, Florida; the daughter of Joan Grande and Edward Butera. She has an older brother, Frankie, who is also an actor.[9][10] She is of Italian descent.[11] Growing up, she took part in children's and community theater and attended North Broward Preparatory School.[12][13]

Career

2008–12: Beginnings and acting


Grande performing with the Victorious Cast.
In 2008, Grande played the role of Charlotte in the musical 13 on Broadway, for which she won a National Youth Theatre Association Award. When she joined the musical, Grande left her high school, North Broward Preparatory School, but continued to be enrolled. The school sent materials to her so she could study with tutors.[12][13] In 2010, she created the original role of Miriam in the reading of the new musical, Cuba Libre, written and produced by Desmond Child.[12] Grande played the character Cat Valentine, who is sweet, naive, bubbly and almost always happy. She has a very short attention span, and has bright red hair dyed to resemble her favorite snack, a red velvet cupcake. Despite her ditziness, she is very intelligent and empathetic in the Nickelodeon television show Victorious, which premiered in March 2010. It ended on February 2, 2013. Grande was also featured in Dream Magazine as the cover girl for the August 2011 issue.[14] In 2011, Ariana voiced an animated fairy, Princess Diaspro, on the Nickelodeon series Winx Club and starred as Snow White along with Charlene Tilton and Neil Patrick Harris in the Pasadena Playhouse production of A Snow White Christmas from December 13–23, 2012.[15]



Grande in July 2011
In the following month it was also announced that Victorious's current season (Season 3, which was split to a fourth season) will be the last.[16] Grande tweeted stating that she wasn't hoping for it to end and was looking forward to being on both shows. It was announced during the network's presentation at the Television Critics Association Summer Press Tour on August 3, 2012 that Sam & Cat, which would pair Grande from Victorious and Jennette McCurdy from iCarly together in a traditional "buddy sitcom" setting, where they would reprise their roles as Cat Valentine and Sam Puckett.[17] Sam & Cat was picked up by Nickelodeon on November 29, 2012.[18] On July 11, 2013, Nickelodeon doubled Sam & Cat's season one twenty episode order, leading to season one having forty episodes.[19]

Grande sang as a soloist in various symphonies, such as South Florida’s Philharmonic, Pops and Symphonic Orchestras.[4] She has sung various times in NYC's Birdland.[4] Grande rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the first-ever broadcast of the national anthem for the Florida Panthers.[4][12] Grande has performed covers of songs such as Mariah Carey's "Emotions" and "All I Want For Christmas Is You",[20][21] and Whitney Houston's "I Believe in You and Me".[22] The third soundtrack for Victorious was released on November 6, 2012, titled as Victorious 3.0. The first single was called "LA Boyz" (which was performed by Grande and Justice) and the music video was released October 18, 2012. In 2012, Grande also sang a duet with MIKA on the single version of his track Popular Song.[23]

2013: Debut studio album Yours Truly
"They can expect a lot of honesty. It's like a direct... you know, it's like it used to be pages from my diary, instead of keeping diary, I would write songs about what was happening in my life. So it's really personal. It's a Motown throwback and pop at the same time, so it's '50s and '60s inspiration mixed with today."
— Ariana Grande, on the album.[24]
Grande completed her first studio album, Yours Truly, in June 2013.[25] It was released on September 2, 2013 in the UK,[citation needed] and a day later in the US.[26] The album was inspired by artists like Amy Winehouse, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Madonna, Sky Blue from LMFAO, 3OH!3, Kool Kojak, and Pebe Sebert.[27][28][29] On March 26, 2013, Ariana's first single from her debut album, "The Way" featuring Pittsburgh rapper Mac Miller, was released.[30][31][32] It became a Top 40 hit[7][8] and also received certifications of Platinum in US (RIAA)[33] and Gold in Australia (ARIA).[34] The album's second single, "Baby I", was released on July 22, 2013.[35] The album debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200 selling 138,000 copies in its first week.[36] Grande is the first female artist to debut at number one on the chart with her first album since Ke$ha’s Animal (2010) and the fifteenth female artist in the charts history to do so.[37][38]

Grande played Amanda Benson "The Mountain Climber" in Swindle, an adaptation of the novel of the same name, by Gordon Korman, along with Sam & Cat co-star Jennette McCurdy.[39][40] On August 25, 2013, Ariana made her MTV Video Music Awards debut performing her singles "Baby I" and "The Way."

Artistry

Musical style and voice
Vocally, Grande is a soprano, with a four octave range and semitone Eb3-E7, and also has a whistle register.[41] Grande is considered an agile singer with a light voice that is resonant and well supported throughout her vocal range.[41] With great technique Grande is capable of singing all the way down to an Eb3 with ease, exhibiting a smoky vocal texture. Her full range is easily accessed, being able to seamlessly blend into her head voice for her upper register.[41] Her voice has been compared to that of Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston.[42][43] Her music is generally pop and contemporary R&B, and has features of funk, dance, and hip hop.[1][44]

"I love Mariah Carey. She is literally my favorite human being on the planet. And of course Whitney [Houston] as well. As far as vocal influences go, Whitney and Mariah pretty much cover it. I love Fergie as well. She’s just so fun and passionate. I love that she raps as well. Like, she has a fantastic voice and she can belt Gs and As and she doesn’t have to do it all the time. She just has swag and I think that’s really cool.
— Ariana Grande, on her musical influences.[45]
Influences
Grande is mainly influenced by Mariah Carey, India.Arie and Whitney Houston.[12][45][46] She is also influenced by English singer, composer and songwriter Imogen Heap.[46] Grande is a big fan of Fergie describing her as "fun and passionate".[45][46] She grew up mainly listening to urban pop and 90s music.[44][46] Grande also describes Big Sean as her favorite rapper, with whom she is good friends.[44]

Personal life

From August 2012 to July 2013, Grande dated Jai Brooks, a member of the Australian YouTube group the Janoskians.[47][48][49]

In September 2013, after much speculation, Grande confirmed on twitter that she was in a relationship The Wanted's Nathan Sykes. Sykes also tweeted out the news to his fans and thanked everyone for being so lovely about it.[50]

Philanthropy
At the age of 10, Grande co-founded the youth singing group, Kids Who Care, in South Florida, which performed for charitable fund-raising events, raising over $500,000 for charities in 2007 alone.[12] In the summer of 2009, as a member of the charitable organization, Broadway in South Africa, Grande performed and taught music and dance to children in Gugulethu, South Africa along with her brother Frankie.[5][9][51] Grande is also partnering with Kleenex on its "Shield Sneeze Swish" campaign.[24]

Yes, the girl in the GIFs is 20.....she is rather young looking. Then again, there are plenty of 20 year olds that look rather small and young for their age.



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> Ariana Grande
> From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
>
> Ariana Grande
>
> Grande at the Tribeca Film Festival 2010
> Background information
> Birth name Ariana Grande-Butera
> Born June 26, 1993 (age 20)
> Boca Raton, Florida, U.S.
> Genres Pop, R&B[1]
> Occupations Actress, singer, songwriter
> Instruments Vocals, piano
> Years active 2008–present
> Labels Republic
> Website arianagrande.com
> Ariana Grande-Butera[2][3] (born June 26,
> 1993),[4][5] known professionally as Ariana
> Grande, is an American actress, singer, and
> songwriter. Ariana grew up in Boca Raton, Florida
> where she attended North Broward Preparatory
> School. Grande made her acting debut in 2008 in
> the role of Charlotte in 13 on Broadway. From 2010
> until 2013, she played Cat Valentine on the
> Nickelodeon sitcom Victorious, iCarly (2011) and
> is reprising the role on the spinoff Sam &
> Cat.[6]
>
> In March 2013, Grande reached mainstream success
> after her single "The Way" from her debut studio
> album Yours Truly (2013) became a top-ten hit on
> the Billboard Hot 100.[7][8] The album debuted at
> number one on the Billboard 200.
>
> Contents [hide]
> 1 Childhood
> 2 Career
> 2.1 2008–12: Beginnings and acting
> 2.2 2013: Debut studio album Yours Truly
> 3 Artistry
> 3.1 Musical style and voice
> 3.2 Influences
> 4 Personal life
> 4.1 Philanthropy
> 5 Filmography
> 6 Stage
> 7 Discography
> 8 Tours
> 9 Awards and nominations
> 10 References
> 11 External links
> Childhood
>
> Grande was born and raised in Boca Raton, Florida;
> the daughter of Joan Grande and Edward Butera. She
> has an older brother, Frankie, who is also an
> actor.[9][10] She is of Italian descent.[11]
> Growing up, she took part in children's and
> community theater and attended North Broward
> Preparatory School.[12][13]
>
> Career
>
> 2008–12: Beginnings and acting
>
>
> Grande performing with the Victorious Cast.
> In 2008, Grande played the role of Charlotte in
> the musical 13 on Broadway, for which she won a
> National Youth Theatre Association Award. When she
> joined the musical, Grande left her high school,
> North Broward Preparatory School, but continued to
> be enrolled. The school sent materials to her so
> she could study with tutors.[12][13] In 2010, she
> created the original role of Miriam in the reading
> of the new musical, Cuba Libre, written and
> produced by Desmond Child.[12] Grande played the
> character Cat Valentine, who is sweet, naive,
> bubbly and almost always happy. She has a very
> short attention span, and has bright red hair dyed
> to resemble her favorite snack, a red velvet
> cupcake. Despite her ditziness, she is very
> intelligent and empathetic in the Nickelodeon
> television show Victorious, which premiered in
> March 2010. It ended on February 2, 2013. Grande
> was also featured in Dream Magazine as the cover
> girl for the August 2011 issue.[14] In 2011,
> Ariana voiced an animated fairy, Princess Diaspro,
> on the Nickelodeon series Winx Club and starred as
> Snow White along with Charlene Tilton and Neil
> Patrick Harris in the Pasadena Playhouse
> production of A Snow White Christmas from December
> 13–23, 2012.[15]
>
>
>
> Grande in July 2011
> In the following month it was also announced that
> Victorious's current season (Season 3, which was
> split to a fourth season) will be the last.[16]
> Grande tweeted stating that she wasn't hoping for
> it to end and was looking forward to being on both
> shows. It was announced during the network's
> presentation at the Television Critics Association
> Summer Press Tour on August 3, 2012 that Sam &
> Cat, which would pair Grande from Victorious and
> Jennette McCurdy from iCarly together in a
> traditional "buddy sitcom" setting, where they
> would reprise their roles as Cat Valentine and Sam
> Puckett.[17] Sam & Cat was picked up by
> Nickelodeon on November 29, 2012.[18] On July 11,
> 2013, Nickelodeon doubled Sam & Cat's season one
> twenty episode order, leading to season one having
> forty episodes.[19]
>
> Grande sang as a soloist in various symphonies,
> such as South Florida’s Philharmonic, Pops and
> Symphonic Orchestras.[4] She has sung various
> times in NYC's Birdland.[4] Grande rendition of
> "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the first-ever
> broadcast of the national anthem for the Florida
> Panthers.[4][12] Grande has performed covers of
> songs such as Mariah Carey's "Emotions" and "All I
> Want For Christmas Is You",[20][21] and Whitney
> Houston's "I Believe in You and Me".[22] The third
> soundtrack for Victorious was released on November
> 6, 2012, titled as Victorious 3.0. The first
> single was called "LA Boyz" (which was performed
> by Grande and Justice) and the music video was
> released October 18, 2012. In 2012, Grande also
> sang a duet with MIKA on the single version of his
> track Popular Song.[23]
>
> 2013: Debut studio album Yours Truly
> "They can expect a lot of honesty. It's like a
> direct... you know, it's like it used to be pages
> from my diary, instead of keeping diary, I would
> write songs about what was happening in my life.
> So it's really personal. It's a Motown throwback
> and pop at the same time, so it's '50s and '60s
> inspiration mixed with today."
> — Ariana Grande, on the album.[24]
> Grande completed her first studio album, Yours
> Truly, in June 2013.[25] It was released on
> September 2, 2013 in the UK,[citation needed] and
> a day later in the US.[26] The album was inspired
> by artists like Amy Winehouse, Mariah Carey,
> Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera,
> Katy Perry, Madonna, Sky Blue from LMFAO, 3OH!3,
> Kool Kojak, and Pebe Sebert.[27][28][29] On March
> 26, 2013, Ariana's first single from her debut
> album, "The Way" featuring Pittsburgh rapper Mac
> Miller, was released.[30][31][32] It became a Top
> 40 hit[7][8] and also received certifications of
> Platinum in US (RIAA)[33] and Gold in Australia
> (ARIA).[34] The album's second single, "Baby I",
> was released on July 22, 2013.[35] The album
> debuted at number one on the US Billboard 200
> selling 138,000 copies in its first week.[36]
> Grande is the first female artist to debut at
> number one on the chart with her first album since
> Ke$ha’s Animal (2010) and the fifteenth female
> artist in the charts history to do so.[37][38]
>
> Grande played Amanda Benson "The Mountain Climber"
> in Swindle, an adaptation of the novel of the same
> name, by Gordon Korman, along with Sam & Cat
> co-star Jennette McCurdy.[39][40] On August 25,
> 2013, Ariana made her MTV Video Music Awards debut
> performing her singles "Baby I" and "The Way."
>
> Artistry
>
> Musical style and voice
> Vocally, Grande is a soprano, with a four octave
> range and semitone Eb3-E7, and also has a whistle
> register.[41] Grande is considered an agile singer
> with a light voice that is resonant and well
> supported throughout her vocal range.[41] With
> great technique Grande is capable of singing all
> the way down to an Eb3 with ease, exhibiting a
> smoky vocal texture. Her full range is easily
> accessed, being able to seamlessly blend into her
> head voice for her upper register.[41] Her voice
> has been compared to that of Mariah Carey and
> Whitney Houston.[42][43] Her music is generally
> pop and contemporary R&B, and has features of
> funk, dance, and hip hop.[1][44]
>
> "I love Mariah Carey. She is literally my favorite
> human being on the planet. And of course Whitney
> [Houston] as well. As far as vocal influences go,
> Whitney and Mariah pretty much cover it. I love
> Fergie as well. She’s just so fun and
> passionate. I love that she raps as well. Like,
> she has a fantastic voice and she can belt Gs and
> As and she doesn’t have to do it all the time.
> She just has swag and I think that’s really
> cool.
> — Ariana Grande, on her musical influences.[45]
> Influences
> Grande is mainly influenced by Mariah Carey,
> India.Arie and Whitney Houston.[12][45][46] She is
> also influenced by English singer, composer and
> songwriter Imogen Heap.[46] Grande is a big fan of
> Fergie describing her as "fun and
> passionate".[45][46] She grew up mainly listening
> to urban pop and 90s music.[44][46] Grande also
> describes Big Sean as her favorite rapper, with
> whom she is good friends.[44]
>
> Personal life
>
> From August 2012 to July 2013, Grande dated Jai
> Brooks, a member of the Australian YouTube group
> the Janoskians.[47][48][49]
>
> In September 2013, after much speculation, Grande
> confirmed on twitter that she was in a
> relationship The Wanted's Nathan Sykes. Sykes also
> tweeted out the news to his fans and thanked
> everyone for being so lovely about it.[50]
>
> Philanthropy
> At the age of 10, Grande co-founded the youth
> singing group, Kids Who Care, in South Florida,
> which performed for charitable fund-raising
> events, raising over $500,000 for charities in
> 2007 alone.[12] In the summer of 2009, as a member
> of the charitable organization, Broadway in South
> Africa, Grande performed and taught music and
> dance to children in Gugulethu, South Africa along
> with her brother Frankie.[5][9][51] Grande is also
> partnering with Kleenex on its "Shield Sneeze
> Swish" campaign.[24]
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why is nickelodeon trying to oversexualize our children? take one glance at that gif, which is from a childrens' program on nickelodeon, and tell me it's not extremely sexual. why is nickelodeon corrupting our children? what does a thing like that tell our little girls? what kind of a message is that sending? this young woman, this "ariana grande", is oversexed and outrageous. she's nutrageous. what is her behavior and the way she is dressing telling our young girls in this country?

Sexual connotations in childrens' shows has been going on for a long time.


Take the 70s show Electric Company for example.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSgG0tjjSdg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUHETDR4N7A

It's not the same. The Electric Company didn't teach our young girls to dress like streetwalkers.

Re: Little Caesars does not suck
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 29, 2013 06:34PM

so whatt??? sounded like a whistling cock hole building a fence.





Explain that last comment. What did it mean? Why? Why? Why? What did it mean?

Explain yourself.

Go look at that thread, you whiny little cockhole...

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> Date: September 29, 2013 06:34PM
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> so whatt??? sounded like a whistling cock hole
> building a fence.
>
>
>
>
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> Explain that last comment. What did it mean? Why?
> Why? Why? What did it mean?
>
> Explain yourself.

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> Date: September 29, 2013 06:34PM
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> so whatt??? sounded like a whistling cock hole
> building a fence.
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>
>
>
>
> Explain that last comment. What did it mean? Why?
> Why? Why? What did it mean?
>
> Explain yourself.

Teach a man to smoke cock, he'll be a Tuttle for a day; teach a man to be a Tuttle, he'll smoke cock for a lifetime.

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He has some real father issues it turns out, almost like there was sexual abuse. Freud would have had a field day with this kid.

See if you notice what made me stop and pause when I read this article.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/condo-monium-demand-is-up-for-luxury-units-in-the-washington-area/2013/09/27/0ca7ae18-0f32-11e3-bdf6-e4fc677d94a1_story.html?tid=ts_carousel

Gabriel Ross, 35, and his husband, Sean Broderick, 40, had grown comfortable in their Cincinnati single-family home, which included a movie theater, wine cellar and second kitchen in 4,500 square feet of living space. When they relocated to Washington to accommodate Broderick’s career in government relations, they knew it would mean downsizing — but it turned out space was the only thing they had to give up....

eye dee kay, bro... you mean that they're a gay couple? orrr....?

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We're using bro now? What's next, YOLO? Fist bump? "No homo"?



Anyway, a lot of newspapers would refer to them as the gay couple, it was just very nonchalant and matter of fact.

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edit by Cary: HTML post removed. Please do not intentionally impersonate the Fairfax Underground header or make the page less coherent.

edit by Harry: Woops! Didn't think that would be a problem! Wasn't trying to impersonate, just having a slumber party goof. Won't happen again.

Signatures are for fags



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1999 was an awesome year, and I didn't even know it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSvkfy3ddrk

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> > purposes quotes.
> >
> > Ariana Grande? You sure? Looks more like ariana
> > poquito if you asks me
> >
> >
> > Got the New kind. That riding on the bike k
>
>
> To make a moist hamm, empty a can of coke into the
> baking pan,
> wrap the hamm in aluminum oil & bake. Thirty
> minutes before the
> hamm is ready, remove the foils allowing the
> drippings to mix with
> the coke for a sumptious brown gravy.


Don't forget to hang the hamm upside down to dry, whilst the gravy is simmering.

can we please get back to ariana grande

What about her?

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> > can we please get back to ariana grande


how overly sexual and nubile she is for a family tv show audience.


inappropriate.

Ren and Stimpy was on Nickelodeon... A girl dancing in jean shorts... is not crossing any lines here...

nubiling nubiler Wrote:
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> how overly sexual and nubile she is for a family
> tv show audience.
>
>
> inappropriate.

Signatures are for fags

Alias Wrote:
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> very healthy Wrote:
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> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Quit fagging up my threads with your archival
> > > purposes quotes.
> > >
> > > Ariana Grande? You sure? Looks more like
> ariana
> > > poquito if you asks me
> > >
> > >
> > > Got the New kind. That riding on the bike k
> >
> >
> > To make a moist hamm, empty a can of coke into
> the
> > baking pan,
> > wrap the hamm in aluminum oil & bake. Thirty
> > minutes before the
> > hamm is ready, remove the foils allowing the
> > drippings to mix with
> > the coke for a sumptious brown gravy.
>
>
> Don't forget to hang the hamm upside down to dry,
> whilst the gravy is simmering.

And exactly how the fuck do you hang a ham upside down while it's cooking? That makes no sense whatsoever.

Oh, and btw it's spelled H A M. One "m". Use spellcheck next time ya dumb motherfucker.

Your as stupid as a Hamm hanging upside-down...

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> And exactly how the fuck do you hang a ham upside
> down while it's cooking? That makes no sense
> whatsoever.
>
> Oh, and btw it's spelled H A M. One "m". Use
> spellcheck next time ya dumb motherfucker.

Signatures are for fags

Heres a Hamm worth hanging upside down:
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> Your as stupid as a Hamm hanging upside-down...
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what, is that your buttbuddy or something?

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your mom sells enda's

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> your mom sells enda's

No, she fucking doesn't

Signatures are for fags

Words are like pictures
True or false designed
To draw the lines and features of the mind

Photograph your aching heart
Smile as it's torn apart

Reflections in the depths of the things you took from me
Now listen as the night falls
You'll understand everything

There's an answer to be found
Listen to what I say
Hidden behind walls of sound
You and I are now the same
Figures form that you can't see
We've changed in many ways
Leading us to eternity
We'll turn the night to day

Photograph your aching heart
Smile as it's torn apart

There's an answer to be found
Hidden behind walls of sound

No reflection in the depths of the life you stole from me
Don't listen to the nightfall
It destroys everything

Everything you do, you do in vain
But i try to endure, to take the pain
My heart beats still, but all hope is gone
Life turns off as easily as it turns on

What will happen to me when i die
I don't wanna go to heaven
And in hell's where i've been all my life
All my life

I have outlived the usefulness of my life
I'll end it all with this poisoned knife
I hate myself and i want to die
I'm not worthy to be alive

What will...

Those who plan to go to heaven
Behave as if on drugs
Ain't no heaven, ain't no hell
Just get eaten by bugs

What will...

Purify my flesh
anything would be cure
crucify this flesh
nail my skin to your bones
I wanna rest in your rest
I wanna bleed through your pores
I just wanna bleed
compel me to share a little of your hell

open my sores
open my sores and relieve
discharge the misery you once fell
I know you'll do it
I know you'll want it
'cause I'm pain of your pain
'cause I'm sin of your sin
be my guide in darkness to find the way

I'm flesh of your flesh
let my sores be blessed
by the touch of your hand
belong to this flesh

Touch, touch my deep sores

Lacerate and cure this skin
you know how I'll lie
you know how I'll die
I'm not scared
I don't fear the pain
I don't fear the fate
I'm not scared
call me to your sores
call me to your sores
I'm not scared
waste me away
just waste me away
I'm not scared

I caught a glimpse of your skin
In the swimming pool you swam in
I caught a glimpse of your skin

Hey mister, do you have a cigarette

You got to run / you got to hide
When I smile / you know you got to run

Strung out / head inside out
I feel the world giving in / I felt a world within
I felt beside between outside, inside
I was inside a sin

I touch forbidden skin / I touch your forbidden skin
I feel a void within / when I touch your skin

The music her hair used to make goes with the wind
It's listened by the animals the night breeds
Her head lies on the bloody rocks
Staring to a mute sky full of doubts

Bitch your mine under dessert's sky
Screams and laments will fill the night
I just wanna fuck you
May my words make you fly?

I prefer to see the falling of their grace
They won't get me 'cause I'm just their disease

Cold blooded disease
Ladykiller's my name
Cold blooded disease
I rape

Your nipples dance with my teeth
I pull them out to the extreme
I just wanna hurt you
Black hair dances with the wind

I wish to see you tied, dirty, confused
I wish to see you undressed, trembling, confused
I wanna cut you up tonight
I wanna chop you off

J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je m'éclabousse
J'en ris ...
Mon poisson bouge
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je l'emmitoufle, je
Lui dis

J'ai pas de problèmes, je fainéante...
Pas de malaises, je fainéante
Dans l'eau je baigne, c'est l'important
Bien à mon aise, dans l'air du temps

J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je brule à l'ombre
Des bombes
Tout est délice
Délit docile :
Je fais la liste
Des choses...qui
M'indisposent

J'en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent.
Qui ne roulent qu'à deuxà l'heure,
Qui se lamentent et qui s'fixent
Sur l'idée d'une idée fixe
J'en ai marre de ceux qui râlent.
Des extrêmistes à deux balles,
Qui voient la vie tout en noir
Qui m'expédient dans l'cafard
J'en ai marre de la grande soeur,
Qui gémit tout et qui pleure,
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
J'en ai marre de ces cyniques,
Et dans les prés, les colchiques,
J'en ai marre d'en avoir marre ! Aussi

J'ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Pas de secousses
Sismiques...
Je me prélasse
Et me délasse
C'est mon état aquatique
Y'a comme un hic

J'en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent.
Qui ne roulent qu'à deuxà l'heure,
Qui se lamentent et qui s'fixent
Sur l'idée d'une idée fixe
J'en ai marre de ceux qui râlent.
Des extrêmistes à deux balles,
Qui voient la vie tout en noir
Qui m'expédient dans l'cafard
J'en ai marre de la grande soeur,
Qui gémit tout et qui pleure,
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
J'en ai marre de ces cyniques,
Et dans les prés, les colchiques,
J'en ai marre d'en avoir marre ! Aussi

Your love, your love is never changing (your love is never changing)

Your love, your love is always lasting
Babe I wanna be with you,
You know that I wanted it too.
'Cause tonight, tonight, tonight is the night,
You know, you know, I wanna make it right.

I always remember that night,
You were so outta sight.
We hold each other ooh so tight,
We hold each other all through the night.

Babe you were the only one,
And I wanna be with you.
'Cause I know, you know the time is right,
You touch me baby when you hold me tight.

Let's keep making on all through,
Baby never, never let me go.
For as long as I live,
Touch me hard, and I am ready to give.

Your love, your love is never changing (your love is never changing)
Your love, your love is always lasting (your love is always lasting)
Your love, your love is never changing (your love is never changing)
Your love, your love is alway lasting.
Your love, your love is never changing (your love is never changing)
Your love, your love is always lasting

The day that I'll be without you,
And that do will make me blue.
I know, I know, you know it isn't right,
'Cause tonight, tonight, tonight is the night.

Oh baby it feels so good,
I know I'm understood.
I love you, I hold you tight,
Hold me baby 'till the morning light.

Babe, I'm gonna be with you,
You know that I wanna be true.
'Cause tonight, tonight, tonight is the night,
You know, you know I wanna make it right

Your love, your love is never changing
Your love, your love is never changing (your love is never changing)
Your love, your love is always lasting.

See the girl with cymbals on her fingers
Entering through the door
Ruby glistening from her navel
Shimmering around the floor

Bells on feet go ting-a ling-a linging
Going through my head
Sweat is falling just-a like-a tear drops
Running from her head

Now she's dancing, going through the movements
Swaying to and fro
Body moving, bringing back a memory
Thoughts of long ago

Blood is rushing, temperature is rising
Sweating from my brow
Like a snake, her body fascinates me
I can't look away now

Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Or I'll have to leave

Now she's moving all around the tables
Luring all in sight
But I know that she cannot see me
Hidden by the light

Closer, closer, she is getting nearer
Soon she'll be in reach
As I enter into a spotlight
She stands lost for speech

Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Or I'll have to leave

Break

Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Or I'll have to leave

Now I hold her, people are staring
Don't know what to think
And we struggle knocking over tables
Spilling all the drinks

Can't they understand that I want her
Happens every week
Heavy hand upon my collar
Throws me in the street

Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Give me time to breathe
Stop, stop, stop all the dancing
Or I'll have to leave



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You ladies of merry England
Who have been to kiss the Duchess's hand,
Pray, did you not lately observe in the show
A noble Italian called Signior Dildo?

This signior was one of the Duchess's train
And helped to conduct her over the main;
But now she cries out, 'To the Duke I will go,
I have no more need for Signior Dildo.'

At the Sign of the Cross in St James's Street,
When next you go thither to make yourselves sweet
By buying of powder, gloves, essence, or so,
You may chance to get a sight of Signior Dildo.

You would take him at first for no person of note,
Because he appears in a plain leather coat,
But when you his virtuous abilities know,
You'll fall down and worship Signior Dildo.

My Lady Southesk, heaven prosper her for't,
First clothed him in satin, then brought him to court;
But his head in the circle he scarcely durst show,
So modest a youth was Signior Dildo.

The good Lady Suffolk, thinking no harm,
Had got this poor stranger hid under her arm.
Lady Betty by chance came the secret to know
And from her own mother stole Signior Dildo.

The Countess of Falmouth, of whom people tell
Her footmen wear shirts of a guinea an ell,
Might save that expense, if she did but know
How lusty a swinger is Signior Dildo.

By the help of this gallant the Countess of Rafe
Against the fierce Harris preserved herself safe;
She stifled him almost beneath her pillow,
So closely she embraced Signior Dildo.

The pattern of virtue, Her Grace of Cleveland,
Has swallowed more pricks than the ocean has sand;
But by rubbing and scrubbing so wide does it grow,
It is fit for just nothing but Signior Dildo.

Our dainty fine duchesses have got a trick
To dote on a fool for the sake of his prick,
The fops were undone did their graces but know
The discretion and vigour of Signior Dildo.

The Duchess of Modena, though she looks so high,
With such a gallant is content to lie,
And for fear that the English her secrets should know,
For her gentleman usher took Signior Dildo.

The Countess o' th' Cockpit (who knows not her name?
She's famous in story for a killing dame),
When all her old lovers forsake her, I trow,
She'll then be contented with Signior Dildo.

Red Howard, Red Sheldon, and Temple so tall
Complain of his absence so long from Whitehall.
Signior Barnard has promised a journey to go
And bring back his countryman, Signior Dildo.

Doll Howard no longer with His Highness must range,
And therefore is proferred this civil exchange:
Her teeth being rotten, she smells best below,
And needs must be fitted for Signior Dildo.

St Albans with wrinkles and smiles in his face,
Whose kindness to strangers becomes his high place,
In his coach and six horses is gone to Bergo
To take the fresh air with Signior Dildo.

Were this signior but known to the citizen fops,
He'd keep their fine wives from the foremen o'their shops;
But the rascals deserve their horns should still grow
For burning the Pope and his nephew, Dildo.

Tom Killigrew's wife, that Holland fine flower,
At the sight of this signior did fart and belch sour,
And her Dutch breeding the further to show,
Says, 'Welcome to England, Mynheer Van Dildo.'

He civilly came to the Cockpit one night,
And proferred his service to fair Madam Knight.
Quoth she, 'I intrigue with Captain Cazzo;
Your nose in mine arse, good Signior Dildo.'

This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then away with these nasty devices, and show
How you rate the just merit of Signior Dildo.

Count Cazzo, who carries his nose very high,
In passion he swore his rival should die;
Then shut himself up to let the world know
Flesh and blood could not bear it from Signior Dildo.

A rabble of pricks who were welcome before,
Now finding the porter denied them the door,
Maliciously waited his coming below
And inhumanly fell on Signior Dildo.

Nigh wearied out, the poor stranger did fly,
And along the Pall Mall they followed full cry;
The women concerned from every window
Cried, 'For heaven's sake, save Signior Dildo.'

The good Lady Sandys burst into a laughter
To see how the ballocks came wobbling after,
And had not their weight retarded the foe,
Indeed't had gone hard with Signior Dildo.

My sleep over thread got moderated, y'all.

Signatures are for fags

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> edit by Cary: HTML post removed. Please do not
> intentionally impersonate the Fairfax Underground
> header or make the page less coherent.
>
> edit by Harry: Woops! Didn't think that would be a
> problem! Wasn't trying to impersonate, just having
> a slumber party goof. Won't happen again.


oh my god.....don't apologize to the man!


come on, man.



that was a lame call on the big C's part. let's face it.


don't be a house N word.

No, it makes sense. Having a thread inside another thread is too "out there". It's disorienting. Plus, it's not like he was censoring my beliefs... He was just cleaning up redundant garbage.

Signatures are for fags

LOL! Who reported that? You weren't impersonating me.


Someone must have reported something else and Cary noticed that.

Lol... This thread is a mess... That stupid Ariana Grande article floats all around the page when I view this thread on my phone.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Lol... This thread is a mess... That stupid Ariana
> Grande article floats all around the page when I
> view this thread on my phone.




Maybe you should report it. This thread has experience with being moderated.

Harry is all depressed and withdrawn now....

all due respect........the big C made a big, confusing, bewildering mistake.


HT's best work in years got moderated, why? phhhffffff....


yeah, I wonder who reported it.....over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. who does that? who


bull

complete bull. all due respect.



allegedly.



...i assume HT was being facetious there too. no way NO WAY can he fall in line with this travesty.

Harry has become suicidal. I bet he starts cutting himself or contemplates life while he stands on some bridge.

so none of you people thinks it's inappropriate the type of sexual dress and content this arian grande is doing on family television shows? how do you not have a problem with this gross display of inappropriate sex?

congralations to ht for creating the new after dark thread, it's a succuess

HT..................why don't you like The Clash? What do you have against punk rock music?


you don't like it, you hate it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FZwVvS8_8


turn the embedding back on also when you get a chance

Government Shutdown Underground

Harry is in a bad mood. He's lashing out at people.

when's bid'ness open?

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You're right... I've been acting nastily. It started out as being silly, but I guess I lost control...

I'm better now... I promise..

So... it's Tuesday, right? Guess that means Brett Davenport will be broadcasting live to 4 people again... Can't wait...

Ok... Now I'm better...

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> Harry is in a bad mood. He's lashing out at
> people.

Signatures are for fags

Did you like my geotagging investigation I sent you? That person is only a 10 hour drive from where I'm at. I wonder if the Vermont border is patrolled.

Let's go! I'll get my passport as soon as the government comes back!

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> Did you like my geotagging investigation I sent
> you? That person is only a 10 hour drive from
> where I'm at. I wonder if the Vermont border is
> patrolled.

Signatures are for fags

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> Let's go! I'll get my passport as soon as the
> government comes back!
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> > Did you like my geotagging investigation I sent
> > you? That person is only a 10 hour drive from
> > where I'm at. I wonder if the Vermont border is
> > patrolled.


Why are you two best buds all of a sudden?

You can just get a Passport card. It's easier than a real Passport. I think a NEXUS card works as well.

What are you talking about? We've always been best buds.

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> Why are you two best buds all of a sudden?

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> What are you talking about? We've always been best
> buds.
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> > Why are you two best buds all of a sudden?


I'll just pretend I didn't hear that.






Only six more posts to go until we hit the three page mark guys.

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I really like those "Is it ok to rape me?" pictures...

I'm thinking page 3 should have that as the theme...

Signatures are for fags

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I think this is some of your best work ever. Flawless.

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Thanks... Glad you could enjoy it before it gets moderated...

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> I think this is some of your best work ever.
> Flawless.

Signatures are for fags

Seriously... Who's raping these people?

Signatures are for fags
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