Let me preface by saying I don't care much for the police, I'm not racist, and I hate women. Here's what I think really happened:
Abdi came back and found some girl in the study room. They argued about who gets it for a bit, and Abdi throws a little tantrum. He locks the study room door and the girl freaks. She calls the cops, and he does the "prop the door open with the deadbolt" thing to cover his ass.
The cops arrive on the scene to find a girl who called them and the guy that was yelling in the background the whole time she was on the phone. The cops ask the girl who called them what happened, and Abdi keeps trying to butt in like a belligerent asshole. The cops realize that nothing serious is going on; it's just two students arguing over a study room. The cops tell Abdi to leave so he can calm down, the girl can feel reassured, and they can avoid the paperwork associated with taking him into custody.
Abdi doesn't like this decision, so he decides it's a good idea to try to get the cops in trouble. He gets Officer Rapoli's information and goes to the front desk at the library to get the study room policy so he can point out how wrong Rapoli was. VanDoren walks by and sees him still bitching and moaning like a spoiled kid, and accurately states, “If you had not acted like a little child, we would not have this problem.”
Abdi, now thoroughly incensed at the lack of social justice in regards to the library study rooms in college, decides he's going to take them all down... for Justice. Laughably, he goes to the cops' supervisor at the police station to file a complaint and to demand they apologize for not arresting him earlier. They decline to apologize for doing him a favor by not slapping him in cuffs in the crowded library and instead just asking him to leave for a bit.
Abdi leaves the station and realizes that the grave he's digging is nowhere deep enough, so he turns around and goes back in. VanDoren's having some laughs with a secretary when hears the same spoiled asshole from the library demand that his punishment be put in writing. VanDoren says he'll ban the kid from the library for a year, hoping he'll take the fucking clue and stop bothering everyone with his whiny little study room problem. Abdi, being an advocate for social justice, demands that he be punished. So the cops give him the full two-week ban.
Abdi, now sure that he has all the evidence he needs to expose the corruption of the GMU cops and their illicit library study room ring, tries to get the
Senior Fucking Vice President of the Fucking College to intercede in this incredibly important matter. The police get wind of it, decide this kid is a colossal pain in the ass, and decide to stop being nice to him. They fuck his shit up.
Sarah Evans hears this story and decides it will be the perfect vehicle for getting her name out to the public. This could be her big chance to break into the journalism or activism or justice...ism scene. She will be his advocate! She will make sure the world knows about this poor black Muslim Somali immigrant! She will bring the light of truth to the darkness of the hate crime that was asking him to leave the library! People will thank Sarah Evans for her courage and strength, and while she will humbly tell people it was her civic duty to fight injustice wherever it appears, she will think about their praise and gratitude later when she masturbates.
Who wants to make a bet?
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