dear sir or vagina:
discrimination regarding my homosexuality, Traumatic Brain-Injury and the indiana, pennsylvania state police:
my name is dylan terreri. i am a summertime cross-dresser, i had a "traumatic brain-injury" on june 24, 1990, and i am the victim of either anti-gay harassment or anti-disability harassment done by the indiana, pennsylvania state police, as well as one policevagina named abby blazavich.
i am mailing this letter to "traumatic brain-injury" groups and also to other organizations who may have the authority to PENALize the policevagina (and also the whole indiana, pennsylvania state police department) regarding the harassment i have experienced. my court-date is in the middle of october, it is over a bogus "charge" (harassment and disorderly conduct) that cannot be justified without a little use of "creative license" being applied to the law.
this is the letter (with some edits/additions) which i had originally written with regards to the state police and their harassment of citizens who comment on an officer's picture online.
dear sir or vagina:
i would like to sue the state of pennsylvania and the united states government for emotional distress.
my name is dylan terreri, i - my website is
http://www.dearsirorvagina.com - my complaint is regarding both pennsylvania's indiana police department and a specific vagina who works there named abby blazavich. this vagina sent the police or fbi to my house, in july of 2013, on account of a facebook-account i created in "her" name (her name happens to be my drag-name since 2012 - that's when i first saw the picture of the policevagina who looked like a policeman. yes, i do drag in the stores of cranberry township with the identity of "abingdon blazavich," daily during during the summer).
"abby" is short for "abingdon," so i joined facebook under the name "abby blazavich". this facebook-account featured my own picture, i commented on news stories with this "abby blazavich" account but signed the posts using my real name, and i consider it an abuse of power for the policevagina to have me charged with "harassment" and "disorderly conduct" on account of the existence of a similar name if abby was not a police officer, there is not a chance that i would have received a ticket for "harassment" or "disorderly conduct". for crying out loud, not even madonna owns the name "madonna," and madonna's ownership of the domain "madonna.com" wasn't a simple task because someone else owned it before her.
the emotional distress i went through was not caused immediately by lawmen knocking on my door, it was caused a week later after the realization hit me, the realization of my having come so close to being arrested. i was at home when i started sweating and feeling both light-headed and sick to my stomach, and after a while, i thought i just needed to get out. so, i went to the grocery store for a sandwich and a drink. well, after eating the sandwich, my head was not relieved, so i bought exedrin migraine - no, it wasn't a migraine that i had but i am so a-c-c-u-s-t-o-m-e-d to buying this aspirin because i got headaches a lot until i went to the hospital and got medication to ward-off the headaches so i don't have to take so many liver-damaging migraine-pills.
to continue, i will give you the whole story. there is a super-stud who works at the cranberry township police department who has been on my mind since 2008 when he pulled me over for expired tags - i wanted to learn his name so i could stop referring to him as "the super-stud who works at the cranberry township police department," so i went onto patrooper.com to see if my brain-damaged memory could identify him. on that website, i got a look at one picture of a vagina named abby blazavich - i thought she looked like a transvestite who was trying to seem manly (despite the LESSER bodyheight and bodyweight and bodystrength which all members of the vagina-gender seem to share), and i complained about the masculine wannabee - BY NAME - on various websites, stating that any vagina who looks like a man should not serve on a police force to be looked up to by kids with impressionable gender-identies. i also signed up for facebook with the name "abby blazavich," i uploaded a picture of nobody but MYSELF - and then used that profile to comment (SIGNED IN MY REAL NAME) on news stories i had run into on various websites.
though i believe i am justified in saying that abby blazavich looks like a masculine-wannabee/transvestite who harbors as many gender-identity issues as a lesbian (see
http://www.patrooper.com/reclist.html and look for "abby blazavich"), it appears that abby the vagina didn't like my screen-name of "abby blazavich" being attached to the topics i write about and/or the offensive way i write. she must have whined and belly-ached to her superiors (who ISN'T superior to a little vagina) and soon the police or fbi were at my door. hmn, i think the fbi came regarding a "elect duane rape" page i made earlier this past summer (with a name like "duane rape," how can wordplay not be expected?).
anyway, i maintain that if i (dylan jacob terreri, the first) wrote under facebook-names such as "james brown" or "jakob dylan" and complained about the masculine-wannabees and masculivoids known as feminists and gay "men," neither jakob dylan nor anyone named james brown could have complained enough to get the police over to my house. furthermore, i will say that if online fake-identities are illegal, i demand a full investigation be done to apprehend the homo who misrepresented himself to me in 1997 via an aol profile - i would have NEVER told him my hotel room-number if i knew what he really looked like.
maybe if he looked a little more like abby blazavich, then i would have been inclined to suck his dick.
facebook claims to have billions of members, but they don't take into consideration the number of people (like myself) who have more than one account. facebook claims to have billions af members, yet there are so many accounts belonging to "josh lane," for instance. i maintain that if there can be many accounts of men named "josh lane" then there can be many accounts of vaginas named "abby blazavich". the name "abby blazavich" is not exclusive to the little vagina who works at the police department, the name is not exclusively HER property, and she had NO RIGHT to have my emotional well-being jolted simply because she was offended that essays written by dylan terreri, i (AND SIGNED THAT WAY) were attached to a facebook-account featuring the name "abby blazavich" as well as MY OWN PICTURE.
i had little contact with the police and/or fbi, this is because i see a therapist who was contacted, but either a policeman or an fbi-man came to my house (after my therapist told me that one would) to talk to me. he told me that what i did (i'm sure he meant my having made a fake facebook-account) was bordering on "identity-theft". i maintain that it was MY PICTURE that was on the account, it was MY NAME under every essay that was attached to the account, and to even suggest "identity theft" in this situation is as ridiculous as a recruiter at a police department who is suggesting that a vagina can do anything a man can do while entry-level requirements FOR that police department are lessened for the lesser gender.
it was UNWARRANTED for authorities to have been called on account of a duplicate name being used on facebook. "josh lane" isn't the only name that is attached to a plethora of facebook accounts. policemen and policevaginas do NOT have special rights and they should NOT be permitted to send the police to anyone's house simply because anyone made a facebook account in the name of a policeman or a policevagina. ESPECIALLY when the picture attached to that facebook account does not represent the police officer named...or even the gender which the police officer's name implies.
i would like to sue the state of pennsylvania and the united states government for emotional distress. i got a ticket in the mail for "harassment" and another one for "disorderly conduct," $500 each, and i believe that these charges are bogus enough to defend myself in court. i was told that i should hire a lawyer anyway, but i maintain that i did nothing harassing to the policevagina named abby blazavich. if she felt harassed by someone with the same name as her then it's simply a matter of her ego. she does not own the name "abby blazavich" exclusively, and her desire to get me in trouble just makes her out to be just another manipulative vagina who cries "rape"...or, in this case, "wolf". this is like one of the thousands of phony rape charges which are filed out of spite for the stronger gender and filed by members of "the pipsqueak gender". to think that she's the only one who is allowed to have her name is simply ego-driven madness.
furthermore, facebook deleted my "abby blazavich" account even before i was informed of the policevagina's complaints. i tried to log-on one morning and i was unable to, it was that afternoon that the policeman came. i assume that the policevagina contacted facebook and told them to delete my screenname. i maintain that it is an abuse of power for the little vagina to have a ticket sent to me simply because i made a facebook-account in her name and commented on many news stories with offensive language (my therapist told me that she blew the name off at first, and only was offended enough to file a complaint when she saw my potty-mouthed style of writing and the offensive topics i write about).
"thou shalt not take abby blazavich's name in vain" - oh, really? this is a bogus complaint filed against me. it is a lie because i would have consciously stopped posting on facebook in her name if facebook didn't delete the account before i even spoke to police. i couldn't have posted anything more even if i wanted to.
abingdon "abby" blazavich is my drag-name when i'm dressed in short shorts/low-cut tanks, the name was inspired by my love of football studs like jeb blazavich whose abs make me horny (i get horny when i see a man's horn in the locker room, and i get abby when i see his abs).
i AM abby blazavich.
mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii
www.abbyblazavich.com
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