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DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX The Cook ()
Date: March 11, 2017 01:02AM

Now..To Be Kind..So You Can Ignore Me...or "DIG IT"...I will Put All my Food Recipes In This Thread. And All my Cookery Pics Too..No More German..Italian..Latino..Fish..Seafood.. Its all Going here!!

And All Good Cooks Join me to help young and old folk learn to cook..all kinds of Food and Ethnic foods ..Ya Baby! We Dig Um.. !! American Food is a collection of the Worlds Best food.! Ya I'll respond to Good Joints to Eat I recommend with pics in the thread they are mentioned in...But all my own food pics will be here and recipes..As Said..For Kindness..

When I first was on my own.at age 20...I had to call my mother to find out how to bake a potato..LOL..Cook Green Beans..!! I had No Clue!! Today..I am A Cook! After 42 years ..a Good Cook!

Ill Start with the Absolute Best Food OF All!! .... TOAST! LOL!! Dug It..

Put some bread ..any kind..into a toaster..or broiler, BBQ Grill, Hot Car Engine Part!! Under a Propane Gas Torch, Over a Wood fire in a 55 gal drum on a construction site at 0530 am..Toast It Up..!! Slap some butter or marg or jelly or what not..on it...Eat it up baby!! Delish!!..DIG IT!!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: bumpus ()
Date: March 11, 2017 02:35AM

Try putting KY jelly on your toast and shove it up your ass...




Fish Lives matter.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: GXkWn ()
Date: March 11, 2017 03:56AM

DAJAX go for it.

I like watching your threads on grub and hearing what you or others do for a good meal.


Seems we have to weed out all of the FFU idiots and looser comments.

Today it is even worse with trying to get the Young Uns to learn to cook.

Generation Text seems to love to keep Starbuck's in business with $5+ cups of coffee.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: WJ6w6 ()
Date: March 11, 2017 06:15AM

My toast keeps burning. What psi should I set on the turbo?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: contrarian ()
Date: March 11, 2017 06:18AM

While toast is a good, English Muffins are great. Yum!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: XvT6c ()
Date: March 11, 2017 07:19AM

I like my toast done on one side.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Sea Treacher's ()
Date: March 11, 2017 07:42AM

How about showing us an example of you cooking toast using your homemade Meth lab?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: etWWN ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:36AM

How about some useful comments, like what people like to put on their toast.

Butter
Butter & Honey
Honey Butter
Butter & Apple Butter
Butter & Jelly/Jam/Marmalade
Peanut Butter
Butter and a Poached/Fried Egg
Nuttella

Other ideas/suggestions?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Making Toast With Napalm ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:42AM

I love the smell of toast in the morning - It smells like victory!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: The black sea ()
Date: March 11, 2017 08:55AM

I like to put Arthur Treachers fish and Chips on toast!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: KKKillary KKKlinton. ()
Date: March 11, 2017 10:04AM

I don't eat bread. What else do you have?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: 5 Minute BreakFast Baby! ()
Date: March 11, 2017 01:22PM

MERRY BREAKFAST in 5 Minutes

>Other ideas/suggestions

Young Uns Favorite..Toad In The Hole !!

Piece of of toast, 12 grain or whole wheat is best Natch..If you can afford it..LOL Cut a hole in it with a big biscuit cutter or glass, slap it in a skillet with a spray of Pam on the skillet first or bacon grease or butter, marg.. Crack a egg into the hole , cook till its done the way you want or scramble the egg and pour it in. Add fatty cooked bacon, sausage, cheese or green onions, jalapenos, green pepper,red pepper,onion..You got it!

Another Young Favorite is a Poached or Boiled Egg in a glass with Toast. Slap a piece of bread into the toaster,remove the crust, cut into 1/2 inch cubes like a checkerboard. Put the cubes in a "Cutie Pie Glass" that a child will demand it to be served in. Add the poached or boiled egg and stir and mix it up with a spoon. Give the young in a small "Cutie Pie Baby Spoon" that they will dema.. LOL..Just Toast no butter needed, a egg thats it..You can also only use egg whites and then use 2 eggs..

To poach a egg bring enough water in a sauce pan to boil about 3 inches, then at simmer give the water a slight stir to move it round the pan a bit , crack a egg into it, simmer about 3 minutes and the inside will be soft, remove with a slotted spoon drain and that's It Baby!!

Boiled eggs should be placed with a spoon into simmering water not just dropped as it can crack um, cook 3 minutes for the Classic Soft Boiled Egg,9- 10 for hard boiled. Put em under cold water a few seconds to cool and pick off the shells, or just crack after some cooling and remove the top of the shell to place in a "Cutie Pie Rabbit Egg Holder". Hard boiled eggs let cool a bit more with cold water, this cold water rinse keeps them from turning green

The basic Toad takes bout 5 minutes..Bout the same for the Glass Egg. and keep the speed down on that Porsche "Turbo" to below 5 mph..anything over will burn that toast on the exhaust manifold..! DAJAX The Cook
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 11, 2017 02:41PM

OP sucks.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: JDGVn ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:22PM

Toad In The Hole aka a Bullseye. Forgot to mention this one.

My daughter was a picky eater as a youngun, used to make her a Bullseye with just the egg white, worked her up to a scrambled Bullseye.

Soft boiled egg in a cup with the cubes of toast, have not had one for a long time.

Other interesting stuff is breakfast hash with goodies from Thanksgiving, Christmas or other big meals.

Bacon fried egg and/or hash brown taters are also awesome.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: pCmKp ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:36PM

Another great breakfast treat is a Scotch Egg!

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/87110/scotch-eggs/

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Paella Baby!! Spanish Rice Dish ()
Date: March 11, 2017 10:26PM

Paella is a fancy dish and very tasty! Its made with Rice and typically with seafood. I make it with Seafood Chicken and sausage..I use Polish Kielbasa. Good enough and Cheap..Others make it with spicy Cajun Andouille .

You need to go to Wegmans or Whole Foods , some place that you can buy seafood by the pieces unless you want whole bags, or pounds of it.

The Paella Pans are sold at Sur La tab at Tysons II this one is 13 1/2 inches about 30 dollars. You don't need it, Its just for looks and I do finish the dish in the oven to keep it all hot.

6 Small Clams, 6 Mussels, 12-15 pieces of Shrimp, small pieces of cut up Chicken from a single breast or pieces from thighs,legs. Sausage 1/2 pound = 1/2 a Sausage cut into 1/4 inch slices. Beef Polish, Or Andouille. That's the meat.

Prepare the clams and Mussels by inspecting them, do this just before you start cooking leave them alone until your cooking wash them just a lil bit to get sand off, make SURE they are CLOSED. No Gapeing. Them must close tight or they may be dead..Never cook a Dead Shellfish as a Clam or Mussel as a rule.Keep um cold till they go to the pot.

The Veggies: a couple cloves of Garlic minced, a bit of green pepper, some red pepper in strips, some sweet onion. And Sweet Peas Peas..Paella has got to have some Sweet Peas 1 1/4 cup of them.

The Rice Mix. 1 big bag of Mahatma Yellow Rice 10 oz.That takes 3 cups water, its 1 1/2 cups of rice. Add 1 more cup of regular white rice and 2 more cups of water to the rice cooker or pot 5 cups water total 2 1/2 cups of rice. Cooking rice takes 1 part rice 2 parts water.

Start with Preheating the oven to 325 and cooking the rice and putting the cooker on the low keep setting. In a Pot just let it set with the lid on..It takes little time to put the dish together. Start boiling the Peas they take about 5 minutes then strain them , Sauté the veggies in a bit of olive oil till they soften,add the garlic last it takes no time and will brown and become bitter, take um out of the sauté pan add the sausage and sauté at low heat, then after about 2 minutes add the chicken,then 2-3 minutes later the Shrimp in about 3 more minutes they will be pink and bout done,remove the Shrimp, slap in all the veggies, and a minute or two later the sausage and chicken will be done and the veggies heated

When you start the sausage .In a pan with a cover put a 1/2 inch of water or in a steam basket. Turn on the heat and when the pot steams put the Closed Clams and Mussels in the pot or steamer, steam or boil them 5 minutes and they all should be open when that's done. Leave um in the pot with the lid off till you add them to the dish with the Shrimp

Put the warm rice into a big mixing bowl, add the Veggies and Peas, Sausage and Chicken and toss up, pour it into the Paella Pan or your serving dish then slap it into the oven about 5 minutes to get it all warm and with oven mits take it out put the seafoods on top and back in the oven 2 minutes take it out and put it on a safe serving place or pad, cutting bord ..on the table, You don't need to get it all super hot, just to warm the pan a bit , everything else will be nice and hot..and ALWAYS have Warm Heated Dishes to put the Paella in to serve..

A Big Green Salad ..a Piece of Crusty French or Italian or Puerto Rican Bread and Some Bottled Chilled Water with Lime or Lemon, A Glass of Wine or the Best...Hobo Junction Ice Cold Beer in a Heavy Mug..Ya Baby.! It sounds like a lot to do but its a cinch....DAJAX's Way.. You can also do simple Paellas with some shrimp, scallops, or what ever you dream up with..BTW..You put the seafoods on last after they have cooked to warm just a bit, They will overcook in the oven otherwise even in just 5 minutes, the chicken and sausage are nestled in the warm rice..

If you like the Yellow Rice, just get another bag, Its very "Salty" and Much Flavor, that's why I Cut it with the regular rice. I use Long Grain Rice.

Paella For My Pals..DAJAX The Cook
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Consider Your Audience ()
Date: March 11, 2017 11:31PM

Dajax, you went diectly from buttered toast to paella? That's quite the culinary leap. Your peeps can handle toast (if they don't electrocute themselves first), but there is no way they can deal with paella - especially with mussels, which they probably think of as a sissy version of clams. Baby steps.

BTW, you really need to get rid of that hideous tablecloth. I bet it's oilcloth, isn't it.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Treacher's gonna Treach ()
Date: March 12, 2017 12:11AM

Looks like shit! like seafood thrown on top of some Chinese take out fried rice...

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: FbvTX ()
Date: March 12, 2017 09:59AM

Treacher's gonna Treach Wrote:
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> Looks like shit! like seafood thrown on top of
> some Chinese take out fried rice...

Arthur Treacher troll, you need to find a job, girlfriend and somewhere else to hang out.

Keep up the good work DAJAX! I might actually try to make some of your grub!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Why the negativity? ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:20AM

FbvTX Wrote:
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> Treacher's gonna Treach Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looks like shit! like seafood thrown on top of
> > some Chinese take out fried rice...
>
> Arthur Treacher troll, you need to find a job,
> girlfriend and somewhere else to hang out.
>
> Keep up the good work DAJAX! I might actually try
> to make some of your grub!

Why the hatred? the guy didn't even mention Arthur Treacer's. Although he probably should have, considering the topic of this thread.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: "Trailer Chef" ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:00PM

>BTW, you really need to get rid of that hideous tablecloth. I bet it's oilcloth, isn't it.

Cheapest of Plastic ..3.99 at Ollies..I Dig It ! Such Finery! DAJAX

>like seafood thrown on top of some Chinese take out fried rice...

LOL.! Lord!! The Spanish have made Paella for Centuries, and it took FXU 5 minutes to figure out how its made on the cheap! Why Did I Not Think Of That!!

Loads Of Paella Pics.. The pic is someone else's version. Mostly Seafood on Yellow Safforn Rice.Real Safforn is at Giant and Safeway, you may have to ask for it. It is expensive Whole Foods Wegmans, Expensive Joints have got to have it too..A few threads is all it takes for a load of rice..so they say..

I never used any too $$ for a "Trailer Chef"..LOL Ill be back in a few Baby..till the next time I come up with another..Goodie..!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=paella&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjYw6zYttHSAhWDQiYKHdQdD08Q_AUIBigB&biw=1680&bih=933#imgrc=_
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: WwyLJ ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:11PM

Why the negativity? Wrote:
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> FbvTX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Treacher's gonna Treach Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Looks like shit! like seafood thrown on top
> of
> > > some Chinese take out fried rice...
> >
> > Arthur Treacher troll, you need to find a job,
> > girlfriend and somewhere else to hang out.
> >
> > Keep up the good work DAJAX! I might actually
> try
> > to make some of your grub!
>
> Why the hatred? the guy didn't even mention Arthur
> Treacer's. Although he probably should have,
> considering the topic of this thread.

Did you see the user name the Treachers Troll used?

Treacher's gonna Treach

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Negative Nelly ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:20PM

WwyLJ Wrote:
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> Why the negativity? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FbvTX Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Treacher's gonna Treach Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Looks like shit! like seafood thrown on top
> > of
> > > > some Chinese take out fried rice...
> > >
> > > Arthur Treacher troll, you need to find a
> job,
> > > girlfriend and somewhere else to hang out.
> > >
> > > Keep up the good work DAJAX! I might actually
> > try
> > > to make some of your grub!
> >
> > Why the hatred? the guy didn't even mention
> Arthur
> > Treacer's. Although he probably should have,
> > considering the topic of this thread.
>
> Did you see the user name the Treachers Troll
> used?
>
> Treacher's gonna Treach

Ah now I see. Yes Treacher's Gonna Treach. Pretty clever name, actually.

Now maybe let's get some recipes for battered fried fish and hush puppies, Arthur treacher's style.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Arthur Treachers=Special Needs ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:24PM

Man, This slow, short bus riding Arthur Treachers guy is enjoying himself. Good to see the mentally challenged having a swell time. Please laugh at his homespun humor...HA HA fish and Chips...Very Funny!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Don't patronize the retarded ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:35PM

Arthur Treachers=Special Needs Wrote:
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> Man, This slow, short bus riding Arthur Treachers
> guy is enjoying himself. Good to see the mentally
> challenged having a swell time. Please laugh at
> his homespun humor...HA HA fish and Chips...Very
> Funny!


Don't patronize retarded people. If the Arthur Treacher's post is not funny, don't laugh at it. You are really an insensitive fuckface, you know that? How would you feel if you talked about fish and chips and someone laughed insincerely? You would probably feel like shit. Like just punching yourself in your little, shrimp balls over and over again, right?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Give them hope ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:42PM

We must help the mentally challenged's self esteem. Show them that Fish and Chips are REALLY humorous.


Sorry DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 12, 2017 09:26PM

Post under your own name ., don't try to fake me...or anyone else..

>Give them hope ()

DAJAX ..The Real DAJAX..Double Action Jackson

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: "Microwave Chef" ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:11PM

Paella Microwaves great! Try it with the yellow rice, veggies and shrimp to start!!

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: AND.... ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:15PM

Low Fat too without sausage..Add more items as you learn the didh..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: "Dish" Dummy ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:16PM

DAJAX..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Treacher's gonna Treach ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:54PM

"Microwave Chef" Wrote:
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> Paella Microwaves great! Try it with the Chinese take out fried
> rice to start!!
>
> DAJAX


There ya go fixed it for ya....

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Gross... ()
Date: March 13, 2017 12:26AM

Gross and stupid

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Local fish CONTRACTOR ()
Date: March 13, 2017 12:32AM

YOU stupid fuck, Like how too make toast is brilliant (not)

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Shrimp Tacos Baby ()
Date: March 13, 2017 11:10PM

Shrimp Tacos..! With fried La Banderita Grand Shells ! Go to Giant get some of the cheap EZ peel shrimp bout 7 dollars a pound, squeeze um by the tail the shell pops off, they have already been de-veined. Chill

Slice up some cabbage very thin, chop up a nice tomato, and chop up a head of Cilantro. Have a ripe Avocado ready to cut into wedges pulled off the seed and then you slip "A Blade" under the skin of the wedge and its off. These are the "Goodies"..

Make up some DAJAX's Baja Sauce..Mayo, Sour Cream, Oregano, Worcestershire sauce just a bit, Ketchup, chopped capers, and Tabasco Hot Sauce.

Chill all the goodies in small bowls so they are ready to go. Put some Canola oil in a heavy pan for the tortillas.

Then in a sauté pan heat some olive oil a teaspoon of butter slap in some spices, Cumin, Taco Spice, Cajun Spice, Taco Spice. What ever you want or not and then the shrimp sauté them up till pink and done. Or BBQ the shrimp..even better..and do some Mahi Mahi too..The Best BBQed Fish..!!

Meanwhile the canola oil is heating up at about medium heat. When the shrimp are done take them off the pan to a paper towel, then put a sacrifice corn tortilla in the hot oil, turn it over with tongs and over as it cooks then turn it into a half folded shell . You will get the hang of adjusting the heat till its just right, the first may be greasy or too much fried.. drain the shells on paper towels then start building the Shrimp Tacos. Shrimp, Cabbage, Cilantro, Tomatoes, then Baja Sauce and Avocado..

You've pulled the goodies from the fridge...in the bowls ready to go..Natch..LOL Make um up Assembly line style..

Serve it up with Cilantro Lime Cole Slaw.. Finely chopped head of cabbage,and a half cup of chopped cilantro then dressing 3 tablespoons lime juice, 2 teaspoons of sugar, 1 tablespoon olive oil, some pepper ..Not enough dressing. Make some more..No Mayo needed..

With this dish I now retire as FXU's Cook..and Defer to the Arthur Treacher Guy with His Treachers Creatures.. No recipes..Just Bullshit..

Your Pal..DAJAX..The Former Cook of FXU!! What is needed is a thread of "How do I cook this"..for young folk.. You do it..Im done..LOL!! Cookbooks are a dime a dozen and theres this thing called .."The Internet"..LOL!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show ()
Date: March 14, 2017 04:21PM

Before you go...... why do you suck so much ass?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Keep them coming... ()
Date: March 14, 2017 10:38PM

The shrimp tacos look good. May have to try them.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Ill Be Back.. ()
Date: March 14, 2017 10:42PM

Just taking a break from Eating so much..LOL!! "In Due Time"

DAJAX And Only with "Good Stuff"!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Oh and.. ()
Date: March 14, 2017 10:44PM

I do prefer the Shrimp Tacos with the shrimp fried instead of sautéed..BBQed..There better then sautéed..but its winter ya know..LOL

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: And Baby.. Chili's ()
Date: March 14, 2017 11:59PM

Has Great Shrimp Tacos for about 12 bucks..My fav place in Va Beach down toward Sandbridge..Nimmo Rd something like that by a Wal Mart..There here too..!! LOL

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: March 15, 2017 11:02AM

FYI

You need help with a proper pour.

Not the last post but the others with the perfect frosty mug and 6inches of head.

Remember 45degree is your friend.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Deep trout ()
Date: March 15, 2017 04:32PM

Henro Wrote:
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> FYI
>
> You need help with a proper pour.
>
> Not the last post but the others with the perfect
> frosty mug and 6inches of head.
>
> Remember 45degree is your friend.
Hah, I love when my girlfriend gives me 6 inches of head!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Low Cal Baby!! ()
Date: March 16, 2017 10:09PM

A EZ tasty meal..Sautéed Thin Sliced Chicken Breast with a Baked Tater and Sautéed Broccoli Rabe..

Wash up a baking tater, poke fork holes in it and bake at 350 1 hour..15 minutes before you eat and the taters done..take the Broccoli Rabe..the Hot New Cool veggie,, leafy greens and Baby Broccoli Florets..Take some from the bunch, wash um, cut off the stems about 2 inches, put them in boiling water 3 minutes, drain, then rinse with cold water to stop um from cooking..Start a saute pan on med heat with some olive oil, slap in a Thin Sliced Chicken Breast, spice it a bit..Emeralds, Cajun ..What not or just some pepper..Saute it..Youll find the thin sliced Chicken Breasts in many stores..And slap the Broccli Rabe in an other sauté pan with just a touch of olive oil and some red pepper flakes and a whole smashed clove of garlic..sauté it up too till the Chickens Done..Plate it up ..a bit of maragerine on the Tater and your Good to Go..The thin sliced Chicken Breast take bout 5 ..6 minutes to cook..

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: High Protein Baby!! ()
Date: March 16, 2017 11:19PM

If you're a guy like me you're jacking on a regular, Natch. Don't waste food, scoop that goop and just slurp it up. Mother nature's finest baby! The BEST and TASTIEST source of protein.

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Why Does DAJAX Suck? ()
Date: March 17, 2017 02:04AM

Low Cal Baby!! Wrote:
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> A EZ tasty meal..Sautéed Thin Sliced Chicken
> Breast with a Baked Tater and Sautéed Broccoli
> Rabe..
>
> Wash up a baking tater, poke fork holes in it and
> bake at 350 1 hour..

Or, to not be lame you could put the potato in a microwave for 7 minutes. It's just the same as using your oven for an hour. No fork holes.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 17, 2017 11:05AM

WTF is it with Hillary voting punks?? That they have sperm on the minds and male organs?? Liberalism is Truly a Mental Illness

"High Protein Baby!! " < You sick son of a bitch and a name Fake too !

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 17, 2017 07:36PM

Do you SEARCH for threads about sperm and male organs? Interesting.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Happy St Pats Day ()
Date: March 17, 2017 08:58PM

To all my Pals ! Happy St Patricks Day!

Green Beer and Corned Beef Cabbage Potatoes Carrots and Sweet Onion..

You wash the Beef and Boil it with some pepper corns skim it off now and then...the package has the time to boil by the pound..bout 20 minutes..Then you add the veggies, the potatoes and carrots cabbage and onion and boil about 15 minutes untill its all done..and that's it . Irish Soda bread from Shoppers.. No Beer till later..driving ya know.. And Whatta carry out box for 22.95..!

DAJAX
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Posted by: Stoned leprechaun ()
Date: March 17, 2017 09:21PM

Happy St Pats Day Wrote:
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> To all my Pals ! Happy St Patricks Day!
>
> Green Beer and Corned Beef Cabbage Potatoes
> Carrots and Sweet Onion..
>
> You wash the Beef and Boil it with some pepper
> corns skim it off now and then...the package has
> the time to boil by the pound..bout 20
> minutes..Then you add the veggies, the potatoes
> and carrots cabbage and onion and boil about 15
> minutes untill its all done..and that's it . Irish
> Soda bread from Shoppers.. No Beer till
> later..driving ya know.. And Whatta carry out box
> for 22.95..!
>
> DAJAX

You're missing one green thing. Where's the briar pipe stuffed with kind buds?

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Posted by: Pipe action ()
Date: March 17, 2017 09:31PM

YOu know what I always want after hitting the pipe that has been packed with KB like five times??

Arthur Treacher's. Too bad Fairfax Circle is so far away. Man. I only live by where Kamp Washington used to be. But it is so far. I want some fish and chips after hitting that sticky shit and smoking the resin.

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Posted by: KB..WT Hell Is KB..? LOL.. ()
Date: March 17, 2017 09:45PM

Munchies now..LOL Even with the "Super Weeds" of today I guess.. Sorry ..the Only
"Buds" for me is Budweiser..only now and then..When I feel the need to Be "Wiser" with Budweiser..LOL Then its back to the Great Smooth Light..Hobo Junction Brew..!

DAJAX..HIC..!! No Driving and Drinking..! Get that cab..Lots Cheaper Baby and a motel for the night..way more comfortable that that hard bed..!! ..You Know Where!! And Oh So Much Cheaper..Really a SUPER DEAL ! .. Compared!!..Natch!

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Posted by: Get a DD ()
Date: March 17, 2017 09:49PM

KB..WT Hell Is KB..? LOL.. Wrote:
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> Munchies now..LOL Even with the "Super Weeds" of
> today I guess.. Sorry ..the Only
> "Buds" for me is Budweiser..only now and
> then..When I feel the need to Be "Wiser" with
> Budweiser..LOL Then its back to the Great Smooth
> Light..Hobo Junction Brew..!
>
> DAJAX..HIC..!! No Driving and Drinking..! Get
> that cab..Lots Cheaper Baby and a motel for the
> night..way more comfortable that that hard bed..!!
> ..You Know Where!! And Oh So Much Cheaper..Really
> a SUPER DEAL ! .. Compared!!..Natch!

Yeah! HIC! LOL!! Hit that buds!!!!!

Whatever they fuck you are talking about, the one thing that is for sure... If I am stoned the fuck out of my head, I'm taking a cab over to Arthur Treacher's to get a to-go order of fish and chips. And that Fanta is awesome in my 3' bong.

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Posted by: HEY MAN!! I Hear Ya Bro.. ()
Date: March 17, 2017 10:03PM

Been many Moons Since my name was "Scramble Brain" ..before I was 16 Natch..and had ..those Munchies..Cheap Mexican.!!...Not a Wisp since 16 tho..LOL

Bring Back!! Jack In The Box..Dammit..These Young Uns..need Those Cult "Munchie" Tacos!!

DAJAX And that was The ..San Diego JIB..Baby!!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Where did you get my pic? ()
Date: March 17, 2017 10:28PM

That is my picture from my Arthur Treacher's orientation! Where did you get it?

That was taken right before I took my deep fryer competency test. (I passed, by the way).

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Posted by: The Major Munchies ...Man! Needs ()
Date: March 17, 2017 10:58PM

These JIB Tacos..!! AT's was Ok..But Man..You Got To Get one of those JIB Tacos..!!

Bring Um Back To NOVA..Any One Out There With A Brain.,.Hearing Me...

DAJAX!!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: TacooooYeah ()
Date: March 17, 2017 11:02PM

JIB's tacos are ok...

But they pale in comparison to Arthur Treacher's fish and chips. Not even in the same league.

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Posted by: Nothing Cures The Munchies ()
Date: March 17, 2017 11:09PM

LIKE A JIB Taco..!

Old and Grey Today..LOL

DAJAX..Happy St Patricks Day..
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Posted by: JIB Munchies ()
Date: March 17, 2017 11:14PM

Some people like a nice, greasy cheeseburger when they have the munchies.

Others like hot, fresh fish and chips from Arthur Treacher's.

This country was founded on freedom - including the freedom to choose which fast food to eat when stoned out of your mind. So let the Arthur Treacher's posts continue. They are a microcosm of our country and the basic rights of the citizens of America to express their opinions freely!

Arthur Treacher's = Freedom!!!!!!

Anyone who says otherwise is a fascist.

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Posted by: Trump says: ()
Date: March 18, 2017 03:39AM

"Make America Arthur Treacher's again"

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Posted by: Freeeeeeeedom ()
Date: March 18, 2017 11:10AM

I support this. One of the planks of Trump's platform was freedom of choice in fried fish for all. So, as Americans, let's all get behind this message of openness and acceptance. Whether you like Arthur Treacher's, Long John Silver's or Captain D's... we can all get along and respect one another.

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Date: March 18, 2017 04:11PM

You know, I had to try that sperm thing and darned if it isn't excellent! Now it's a part of my daily routine. Waste not want not. DAJAX out!

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Posted by: Double action Treacher's ()
Date: March 18, 2017 04:43PM

Freeeeeeeedom Wrote:
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> I support this. One of the planks of Trump's
> platform was freedom of choice in fried fish for
> all. So, as Americans, let's all get behind this
> message of openness and acceptance. Whether you
> like Arthur Treacher's, Long John Silver's or
> Captain D's... we can all get along and respect
> one another.


Diversity in action!






Fish Lovers matter.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Hacked My Acount DAJAX ()
Date: March 18, 2017 09:45PM

DAJAX Not My Post above..And it shows 1 post.. I made at least 30 or so on that name..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 18, 2017 09:47PM

Back again..Will see the count of posts..The Real DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 18, 2017 09:50PM

544 on my Double Action Jackson ..1 under the Fake..Same Name..Maybe the software allowed two names of users..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 18, 2017 09:54PM

Some how they registered my account name 3-18-17..

DAJAX..So Fuck It..That Name is done..No more posts from me..on that one..Will Post in Main forum beware..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Chinese Cuisine ()
Date: March 18, 2017 10:08PM

I've been trying to locate a good recipe for restaurant style Chinese spareribs. Any suggestions? Keep your dog and Treacher jokes to yourself.

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Posted by: Treachermania ()
Date: March 18, 2017 10:43PM

Arthur Treacher is no joke, friendo.

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Posted by: DAJAX Does Texas BBQ ()
Date: March 22, 2017 10:48PM

No Brisket..No money Baby.No time to hang that long BBQing...So Not REAL Texas BBQ..But ...Some Good Texas Ribs DAJAX'S Southern Slaw, Tater Salad, Canned Beans from Bush..Homestyle..Sweet Peppers Onions Pickels White Bread...And The Famed..Hobo Junction beer..NATCH!! Jube

Your Pal..DAJAX
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Posted by: The Real Thing..Texas BBQ Platte ()
Date: March 22, 2017 11:05PM


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Posted by: General Tso ()
Date: March 22, 2017 11:51PM

Got a good recipe for Chinese ribs? I'm not having any luck

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Posted by: Never Made Um ()
Date: March 23, 2017 12:09AM

Sorry. I think there the short ribs, like I got at Shoppers..Giant sometimes..about 2 ..3 inches long..like a regular slab cut in half..Cooked on the BBQ over indirect heat or oven and glazed with a Chinese sticky sauce.for the final 15 minutes...Ribs have got to be cooked over indirect heat on a BBQ..Gas Torch BBQs don't do as good a job as a Old School Weber 22.5 incher.. Slap the coals in and put em up on one side..torch it off..let um go grey and slap the ribs on the middle to the other sode..put the lid on and don't peek ..2 hours later youll be on your way..The Korean or Asian style shorter ribs I'm talking bout take even less time ..How many charcoals..?? I will have to count some day..The internet does have some counts..for this indirect method..35 some. ?? I just pour um in till it looks right..LOL

Go see the H Marts and ask them whats a good Chinese Sticky BBQ Sauce..

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Posted by: Hot dog ()
Date: March 23, 2017 04:48PM

Coming next week on DAJAX's cooking school... How to cook your own wiener... all you need is a little lighter fluid and a match.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Sleepy Holla ()
Date: March 23, 2017 06:09PM

General Tso Wrote:
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> Got a good recipe for Chinese ribs? I'm not
> having any luck


I'll jump in DAJAX...Look up Char Su...thats the way of chinese ribs...some places have a mix to marinade.

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Posted by: specialrequest ()
Date: March 23, 2017 07:28PM

DAJAX!!!

Hey I gotta request!

What is your best marinade for chicken! Gotta bunch of thighs and legs for sale for cheeeeeeeeeeeap and want to throw a bunch on the grill for those lazy nights.....

I don't want any store bought shit- list dem ingrediants baby!!

Cajun style? Lemon Pepper? Doesn't matter just hit me with your best shot!

I have time to let it marinate a full day if need be-but i want them on the Weber grill with some mesquite charcoal Saturday when it will be gorgeous out!! Got the family coming through and wanna make it WORK!

THANKS MAN DRINK A COLD ONE FOR ME!!

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Posted by: Anyone With Marinates?? ()
Date: March 23, 2017 08:23PM

The only chicken I marinate is Greek Souvlaki for Kabobs style, Jerk Chicken style and Cajun Style

Greek Style : chicken breasts cut up in chunks.. marinade in refrigerator several hours or a day or two..olive oil lemon juice, oregano, a pinch of Cayean pepper and a clove or two of minced Garlic.

Jerk Caribbean Chicken..Rub the chicken good with olive oil and then with McCormicks Caribbean Jerk Chicken Seasoning or the Grace Jerk seasoning, theres a couple of flavors put the seasoned chicken in a plastic zip bag and let sit in refridgerator, put some olive oil in the bag too, the stuff should cover the chicken. This stuff makes some spicy hot chicken

Cajun The same but use the McCormick Bayou Cajun Seasoning.. another spicy one.

Theses seasonings are cheap at Costco and BJ's in 21 oz bottles. Sorry I don't mix um myself from many spices..Ive done that's with some BBQ rubs but these are good and I and many others have been happy with em.

My main stay is simply rub the chicken well with olive oil and slap in on the Grill..Sometimes I sprinkle some Emeril' on um, some times some Greek Seasoning... all store bought.. I cook it till the skins crisp ..the way I like chicken on the grill.

The Weber Charcoal Grills are the Best BBQ rigs going, the 22.5 kettle is a champ and goes way back. Bank the charcoal on 1 side of the kettle, don't put too much in then cook with the Lid on the other side indirect. This works with Ribs and all kinds of other slow cooked foods. I use another Weber 18.5 inch to put new coals in and light um off and add to the cooking grill so as not to add fresh charcoal that can have some off flavors till it burns grey..and you can dial in the heat much better then just adding extra coals to the cooking grill.

I see folk making a blazing direct fire then slapping chicken of, burning it..then sticky sauceing the half cooked chicken.."Delish"..?? LOL

DAJAX The Lazy Store Bought Cook Now..LOL

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Posted by: Left Overs Are Great Baby!! ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:33PM

Another Texas Platter..! Some Polish Sausage Added and Real Texas Beans..Pintos..It will be awhile Baby..Im going on a diet tomorrow..! LOL .. Slaw is Always Better the next day!

DAJAX ...LDL 91 Baby.!.HDL 48 ..No Shit..Total under 145..just a wee bit ago..LDL is always under 100 ..No Drugs either!!!! I get Reg Check ups..Natch..! The "Hobo Junction Brew" is the Secret..In Moderation..LOL!!
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Posted by: I love Dajaxie's tablecloths ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:36PM

Left Overs Are Great Baby!! Wrote:
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> Another Texas Platter..! Some Polish Sausage Added
> and Real Texas Beans..Pintos..It will be awhile
> Baby..Im going on a diet tomorrow..! LOL .. Slaw
> is Always Better the next day!
>
> DAJAX ...LDL 91 Baby.!.HDL 48 ..No Shit..Total
> under 145..just a wee bit ago..LDL is always under
> 100 ..No Drugs either!!!! I get Reg Check
> ups..Natch..! The "Hobo Junction Brew" is the
> Secret..In Moderation..LOL!!

Do you steal trays from fast food restaurants to use in your home? I don't know anybody who owns a tray like that.

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Posted by: No Baby ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:59PM

I order my "Make Food Look Good Things".. from Restaurant Supply Joints on the net..Loads of Um ..Webrestaurant Supply is a good one..theres loads of um and theres commercial cooking suppliers in NOVA too. Lil Paper Trays 6 oz for the sides.. Platters..Paper portion cups..Its like in the beginning o0f the bThread..a Special Lil Glass that a Child Will Demand To have..LOL.. Yes Copying the pros ..the way they serve food..makes the stuff look special..Try It..!! DIG IT!!..Its all On The Cheap!! The Trays are 2.99 something like that..the shipping is what gets ya... I get what I can find here local..

DAJAX

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Posted by: AND Baby!! ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:02PM

You would be pleasantly surprised at how much the stuff is at Rest Supply places..and real pro stuff too..people buy these 100 pans..stainless steel ..the pros all use El Cheapo ones..! LOL!!

DAJAX

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Posted by: mountain ribeye ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:09PM

No Baby Wrote:
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> I order my "Make Food Look Good Things".. from
> Restaurant Supply Joints on the net..Loads of Um
> ..Webrestaurant Supply is a good one..theres loads
> of um and theres commercial cooking suppliers in
> NOVA too. Lil Paper Trays 6 oz for the sides..
> Platters..Paper portion cups..Its like in the
> beginning o0f the bThread..a Special Lil Glass
> that a Child Will Demand To have..LOL.. Yes
> Copying the pros ..the way they serve food..makes
> the stuff look special..Try It..!! DIG IT!!..Its
> all On The Cheap!! The Trays are 2.99 something
> like that..the shipping is what gets ya... I get
> what I can find here local..
>
> DAJAX


you ever go out to Hoss's up in Martinsburg?

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Posted by: Anyone With Marinates?? ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:14PM

The best thing for marinating, and this is the secret is urine, human, Natch!! DAJAX always has a fresh jug or two around the hootch. None of that kitty litter nonsense, you make it, you know where it comes from and that it's fresh.

All the meats here marinated 4-6 hours in Double Action urine. Yeh Baby!!


 

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Posted by: Boss Hoss In West Va.. ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:23PM

http://hosss.com/menu/

>you ever go out to Hoss's up in Martinsburg?

No never been up that way.. I liked AYCE Cheap Buffet's..but too much salt for an old man ..

That Said I do Miss old Country Buffet here and would like to see another good buffet..You just gotta control your self round that much food!! LOL And No I did not eat all on that platter..!

DAJAX

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Posted by: What A Dope!! ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:29PM

Thinking Hoss's is a AYCE Buffet..!! Its a Steak house..Dummy..

LOL..DAJAX the way the Web site looked..Thought it Was AYCE..! That place would do well down NOVA..!

Good Night All and I'm taking a break..Later!!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 24, 2017 01:13AM

There are two edible items in that picture, the bread and the pepperoncini. Personally I'd skip the bread because it looks like shit.

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Posted by: 2 Posts From The Fake DAJ ()
Date: March 24, 2017 11:31AM

Fuck off and fuck a web site that allows more then one user..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: 2 Posts From The Fake DAJ ()
Date: March 24, 2017 07:08PM

I would eat baked beans out of DAJAX's ass.

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Posted by: Real Southern Style ()
Date: March 24, 2017 10:40PM

South Of A River at DAJAX's Place..Natch..!

Blackeye Peas Sausage Rice Corn Bread and DAJAX'S Southern Slaw. Finishing it all off..!

Punks.. Fakes may Copy Me..But "Coppers" know who all that post..if the need comes..

A "Large" 2 Liter..Piss on Punk Chicken Shit Cowards that have to use another's name for Giggles and Monkey Spanks....as they await another meet up at the Glory Hole..in the Grope Box...Giggle..Giggle..Giggle.. Fuck OFF!

It don't make one Jackshit..Baby..LOL..! Natch !! My Tablecloth is my sign in name..symbol..for now...DAJAX
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Posted by: 2 Posts From The Fake DAJ ()
Date: March 25, 2017 04:50AM

I would eat those beans out of DAJAX's ass, Natch!

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Posted by: Real Southern Style ()
Date: March 25, 2017 07:34PM

I'm always up for someone to eat beans out of my ass, Baby! It's a win win! And if you give me enough time to get some Hobo Junction Ice Cold Beer in me I'll be happy to piss on you! Natch!! ... DAJAX

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Posted by: Fake DAJAX ^^.."Baby" ()
Date: March 25, 2017 08:50PM

DAJAX And Folk Know it..LOL..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: March 25, 2017 11:53PM

I dunno, sure sounds like me Baby! Yeh!!

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Posted by: Qua Chang 1967 ()
Date: March 26, 2017 04:08PM

Arthur Treacher's baby! You know you want it!!!

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Posted by: Eat Beans Out of DAJAX's Ass ()
Date: March 30, 2017 04:54PM

I have had the honor and pleasure of eating beans out of DAJAX's ass and I kid you not, it is a treat not to be missed. If you ever get the chance, do it Baby!! Natch!! You'll thank me later.

For the full experience you'll definitely want to wash it down with some ice cold Hobo Junction beer!

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Posted by: wait whattt ()
Date: March 30, 2017 05:08PM

DAJAX eats beans out of babies asses?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Chris Hansen. ()
Date: March 31, 2017 08:46AM

Just read the thread title... DAJAX really likes them Young Uns....

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Posted by: Concerned Parent. ()
Date: March 31, 2017 12:18PM

OP,You dedicate this thread to little kids but you serve alcohol with every dish....What the fuck is wrong with you?!?

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Posted by: Freq ()
Date: March 31, 2017 04:40PM

Concerned Parent. Wrote:
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> OP,You dedicate this thread to little kids but
> you serve alcohol with every dish....What the fuck
> is wrong with you?!?

Because when you drink one drink with every (nighttime) meal your children will see what responsible drinking looks like.

Still can't find hobo junction beer anywhere. Must be a Spotsylvania thing.

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Posted by: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL ()
Date: March 31, 2017 05:11PM

How many is one?

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Posted by: Young Uns You Asshole ()
Date: March 31, 2017 05:18PM

>Concerned Parent

Going out on their own ..over age 21 Read you stupid fuck liberal..and what the fuck are your "kids" doing on Fairfax Underground you pervert

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Posted by: Bubba ()
Date: March 31, 2017 06:13PM

DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL Wrote:
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> How many is one?


Great Post! + 24

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Posted by: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL ()
Date: March 31, 2017 06:13PM

Freq Wrote:
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> Concerned Parent. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OP,You dedicate this thread to little kids but
> > you serve alcohol with every dish....What the
> fuck
> > is wrong with you?!?
>
> Because when you drink one drink with every
> (nighttime) meal your children will see what
> responsible drinking looks like.
>
> Still can't find hobo junction beer anywhere. Must
> be a Spotsylvania thing.

"Hobo Junction Beer" is code for "DAJAX's urine". It's the best when you're eating beans out of his ass.

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Posted by: Hobo Junction ()
Date: March 31, 2017 07:53PM

The Place all on FXU call home..LOL..Natch..Baby..! Don't try To Bullshit anyone..! Expansive Grounds..Windows..Granite Counter Tops..B.S..!

No Jobs..No Worries..No Prospects..No Money..and some Cheap Beer..! Dope and refers for y'all ..Not Me..

The Obama Economy Brought It all in..Natch!
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Posted by: Hobo Herbie ()
Date: March 31, 2017 09:16PM

That looks like the bridge over by the Arthur Treacher's off rt 1. Am I right? Before it was closed down right by the howard johnson's?

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Posted by: question on meals ()
Date: March 31, 2017 10:39PM

DAJAX, do you eat alot of the boxed dinners?

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Posted by: Its Friday Night Baby ()
Date: March 31, 2017 11:25PM

Payday Steak and Beer....Just One..LOL!! The smell of BBQ steak wafting thru the trailer park!! Ya Baby!!

And In a Dilapidated trailer..a Low Country Boil.. First one this year as Giant has fresh corn..even if its 3.99 a pack!

Ok You Punks..and Good Folk too..LOL..Here how to do it.. Corn.cut in halves .Redskin Potatoes..Sweet Onion..Head of Garlic... root chopped off and cloves separated..skins on...Sausage..Andouille Cajun here..a lemon cut into 6ths and Good Shrimp like the Big ones Giant has on sale now at 6.99 a pound! A pot of butter to heat up in the water and Tony Chachere's Crawfish and Crab Boil// Don't have it..! Use Old Bay.. one quarter cup.to a couple gallons of water..Amazon has the Tonys..bout 26 dollars a Big Jug that will last for years..

Boil up the water add the spice slap the cut sausage in 1/2 to 1 " thick, after 3 minutes add the potatoes , then 3 minutes later the sweet onion ends cut off whole..after 10 more the corn and the garlic..then 10 more putting the butter pot like a boat in with 5 min to go to melt..and then the lemon pieces and shrimp..4 minutes later its done as the shrimp will be white and cooked..Drain it off and pour it out onto brown paper or newspaper ..set the butter pot with a ladle ..small butter cups for each and a big trash bowl in the middle for the shells..cobs..Ice Cold Beer or Tea ..Sodas..Waters..Wine..Naw!!.. And Dig In Y'all ! A Fun Thing to eat with your family and pals..

You can put some hot dogs in the pot too if Kilton is coming!! Natch.. Corn Bread baked in a pan with the shape of a handgun..too..Just for Good Old Gun Grabbing Kilton..The Gun Show Hot Dog Lover!!

Now DIG IT .. LOL! Your Old Pal..Always..!
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Posted by: No Boxed Dinners Baby ()
Date: March 31, 2017 11:28PM

Cept That Cheap Cult Kraft Mac and Cheese and Italian Spaghetti..The Orginal ones..!

Your Pal..Ya..DAJAX who else..LOL! See ya's later ..In Due Time..!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Steak dinner with Kilton ()
Date: March 31, 2017 11:31PM

Made some filet mignon for my buddy Kilton, we are both eating some gooood food in my Vienna mansion

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 31, 2017 11:38PM

No tablecloth, so not the ORIGINALFAKEDOUBLEACTIONJACKSON pedophile. Some other pedophile.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: The One And Only ()
Date: March 31, 2017 11:58PM

DAJAX and The Leftovers.of the Low County Boil..Natch!! .NOT The FAKE Lying Double Action Jackson Punk Pervert!

Steak Dinner ..LOL..My Pal ! Vienna Guy..Naw!! Where has Kilton Been?? No Gun shows ..I want to see his GIF of that Fat Guy with the Full Auto Glock 18 again..!!

Later ..Much Later..!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Ya This Too Baby ()
Date: March 31, 2017 11:59PM

..LOL Forgot my wonderfull ..3.99 plastic cheap Tablecloth..!

DAJAX ..The Real DAJAX..

Later as I said..
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Kilton and Company ()
Date: April 01, 2017 12:15AM

Kilton and I haven't forgotten about you gun-tardz

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I mix my vegetables up in a $900 swarovski crystal bowl, it's worth about 1 month of my property taxes.

#viennamansionliving #rich #AMG #//M

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Posted by: Ya Baby!! ()
Date: April 01, 2017 12:22AM

That's The One I been looking for..Kilton himself with that FA G-18..! LOL!

DAJAX..No Property Taxes..Baby..In Hobo Junction..LOL!! Zip Zero!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Now One More Thing..?? ()
Date: April 01, 2017 12:24AM

Is That Fat Guy..Vaping..Large..?? Is That what it means..!! LOL!

Your Pal..DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Oh Ya.. I See It Coming ()
Date: April 01, 2017 12:34AM

Your Post..Bragging..>..Made some filet mignon for my buddy Kilton, we are both eating some gooood food in my Vienna mansion

I hate to say it..Im Clairvoyant and I see a Troll posting a pic..with your post..a pic of a round mouth and a not so square meal..you and Kilton..I mean....Sorry Pal.."gooood food"..Wont be me doing it.. You Know..Its FXU..! Sure Hope They Dont..! People Beware!! Cary..! Stand By..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: April 01, 2017 01:16AM

You posted the boiled shrimp and vegetables with the tablecloth originally. You didn't use the tablecloth for the steak. You're losing track of your own shitting in inappropriate locations narrative just like you did when you were WSH Lax Fuckfaggot. The hobo fantasy is a giveaway. Hi William Moreno!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Low Country ()
Date: April 01, 2017 07:19AM

A delicious meal of corn and potatos

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: MOMSF Is MIZ ()
Date: April 01, 2017 12:11PM

you arnt momsf your miz

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Posted by: momsf is stupid ()
Date: April 01, 2017 12:15PM

you thought that was ajax with the steak man are you stupid ajax don't brag living in mansions

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Best Seafood In Virginia ()
Date: April 01, 2017 11:16PM

"Coquilles St. Jacque Crab Crevettes Norfork" That Fancy French For y'all!

South of a River..Natch..Now..Smithfield Station has a Great One !..165 miles away..LOL

All I can say..Giant Food has South American "Lump" crabmeat on sale..10.99 a pound..just came in today..get one with a expiration at least 4-7-17.. Scallops from Giant and Great 6.99 Big shrimp..Garlic, lemon juice, butter..a lil sauté in the iron skillet Only need 3 scallops per serving..

Then a pass under the broiler on Hi..Remember That Handle Is Screaming HOT!!..When you go to get it out!! Mashed Redskin Taters..Steamed Mixed Veggies..Carrots go in first then Broccoli then the Zucchini..Squash will cook if you look at it too long!! LOL..

Just Like "Smithfield Station" does it..25 bucks a pop...and You can do it too..baby..On The Cheap! Just Like DAJAX! Heat those plates..and Heat that Au Gratin dish too..Baby!

Don't know where "Smithfield Station " is..?? Well its not in.."Hobo Junction"..Its on The Motorcycle Gangs River..The "Pagan River".. DIG IT on the way back from Va Beach..or OBX..Taking the scenic route avoiding I 64..! Tell Um DAJAX..sent Ya. !! Stop at Shirley Plantation too..for a look..see..Ya Baby..! Or Go To Capt Chuck A Mucks..In Rescue Va..Find It!! Its a joint but a good Crab cake..
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX's Scam ()
Date: April 02, 2017 01:45PM

Your recipes are basically:

1. take ingredients

2. heat them

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Wheres Your Pics Pal? ()
Date: April 02, 2017 02:11PM

You got it.."My Scam" Ya I'm making loads of "Dough" .from it..straight from a can or box with plenty of Extra Salt.

Where's your cooking..?? Show Us..with Recipes..I'll start one for you..Boil Water... Plug the toaster in..Pop tart goes in push the button down..

DAJAX Take and Heat It..Thats what French Chefs do..In a Way.. heat it..Ya Great concept!! So Glad cavefolk figured it all out..LOL !

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Another Norfolk Baby ! ()
Date: April 02, 2017 10:54PM

Garlic Lemon Butter..Ya....That Crab meats on sale..! Dig It!!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: the reason for cooked food ()
Date: April 02, 2017 11:44PM

meals should be heated, not many people dispute that unless you're eating a diet of cold sandwiches or meats. it's more healthy to have them hot, and more filling. cooked food will make you go further and get you thru your day.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: My Foods Frozen Natch! ()
Date: April 02, 2017 11:59PM

All of it..Cant you tell..LOL!! Pull um from the Freezer..Thats it..hammer and chisel and a saw and I'm ready to eat!..Natch..!

DAJAX Cooking..?? Heating.?? Who In The Hell Does That..?? Pop Tart Folk maybe..!

Goodnight all..Have fun..Making Fun Of me..LOL!

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Posted by: crabbie ()
Date: April 03, 2017 08:56AM

Another Norfolk Baby ! Wrote:
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> Garlic Lemon Butter..Ya....That Crab meats on
> sale..! Dig It!!


what kind of crab was on sale? Giant's had some kind of "deep ocean crab" cheap a few weeks ago, but it wasn't good quality and made me fart real loud. It's better off spending a few extra bucks to get something decent rather than low quality stuff.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: South American "Lump" ()
Date: April 03, 2017 10:27AM

10.99 a pound fresh in the seafood case. I got some that came in on the first and had a 4-7 expiration.They get it in once a week..only get the freshest one. Its Blue Crab like the bay, but its not what I would call Jumbo Lump. But its not bad

Crabbers started crabbing in the bay on Apr 1st .It will take some time before Chesapeake crabmeat shows up, that's the best and expensive 32 a pound for real Chesapeake Lump at Wegmans..Yes you can find it cheaper ..later on in the year down by the bay

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX Fills The Basket ()
Date: April 03, 2017 10:49PM

Calabash Shrimp..Crabcake, Fries, Corn on the Cob..Hush Puppies..Slaw..and ICE Cold Hobo Junction Beer!

Damm Good ..! Calabash Shrimp Is What they make down South Carolina Myrtle Beach Area..Battered Shrimp..No sheels on it..2 eggs 1 cup flour milk salt ddip it and drop it in the Grand pappy Fry daddy..Do it first in regular flour or the batter falls off..Natch!

DAJAX
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Posted by: What Is Funny ()
Date: April 03, 2017 11:03PM

Is That some FXU Pics end up on Google Image Search..Folk looking for seafood..see my pics..Then they just might come looking..LORD! "Do You Know Where DAJAX'S Seafood Resturauant Is..?? We just drove up from North Carolina..LOL!!

DAMM Baby..Dont Do It..Its a Dilapated Trailer..Where Old Folk live..Not a Resturauant..! But Its Got Some of the Best Southern Cooking..In The Southern USA! That Old Man..DAJAX has Got some tricks on how to cook..Southern Style..!

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: FLG Mambo Sauce Wings ()
Date: April 08, 2017 10:37PM

FLG= Finger Licking Good DC's Own Mambo Sauce On BBQ Wings.. I saw it and had to get it..And Ya it is good a sweet sticky sauce. I rub the wings in olive oil then slap um on the Weber with the coals banked to one side. Sprinkle some Emeril's Essence from 1 foot above ..put the lid on and that's it..Pull um off and sticky sauce um with The Mambo Sauce...."I can see what their saying" in DC ..Its Good Baby!

Mambo Sauce..A Wash DC Original..JJ's on Huntington Ave had it ..they made it themselves. I never got their wings though...Just their breakfasts and That Great Fish Sandwich they made..with Tarter and Hot Sauce ..Natch.. with two pieces of white bread separate..I had to tell um that every time I got it..Separate..like the black folk like it..eat some fish or ribs.or a pork chop...then some bread..Ya Baby..

DAJAX FXU..Nutting But some Decent things here now and a whole lotta bullshit..
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Posted by: Maryland Style Crabcakes ()
Date: April 13, 2017 10:16PM

With a bit of Parsley..Just like Shirley Phillips made um in Ocean City Md..

http://www.phillipsseafood.com/locations-and-menus/ocean-city-crab-house

The Real..DAJAX !

And that South American Crab is now again on sale at Giant 8.99 the pound..this batch good till 4-18 ..After tomorrow ..it will heading south again.. Soon The Real Thing ..Chesapeake Bay Crabs..By Late May they will be here..at 120 a dozen for Large..LOL..!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: If You Like Eating Shit ()
Date: April 13, 2017 11:38PM

If you like eating shit DAJAX is your guy. Literally. He has an ad on Craigslist where for $250 and hour he will squat over your face and shit in your mouth.

And his food is shit.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Your Full Of It Punk ()
Date: April 13, 2017 11:48PM

Get your ass back to Daddys 9 Iron..You fucking pervert..

Now Way In Hell can you see any beauty in this pic..so Get Your Fucking Chickenshit.America Hating...Perverted Liberal sex freak shit eating sack of lumpy potatoes ass..Out of this Country..!

Shitface..! You Know Who..asshole..DAJAX..The Real one..
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Posted by: Fredericksburg The Beautiful.. ()
Date: April 13, 2017 11:54PM

America Too..and that includes NOVA..LOL!! Natch..

DAJAX ..What a wonderful Nation this could be without PERVERTS Like The Punks..

FXU Ships..Slipping Down..going ..going gone..

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: BIG DADDYS BACK! LOL..! ()
Date: May 03, 2017 10:32PM

With Virginia's BEST Secret Recipe Fried Shrimp Basket with DAJAX'S Famed Southern Tater Salad
and Ear O Corn with Old Bay Seasoning!!

Hobo Junction Beer in a ICE COLD MUG..And Wegmans..Chick Junk Anchor Napkin Holder and Placemat..A La Nautical..!! This summers collection at Wegmans!!

BIG DADDY DAJAX !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GvD_NQrLFo "Jackson"..Johnny Cash @ San Quentin with His wife ..God Bless..RIP!! Great music..! Listen To It and More J.C play..
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Posted by: Im With You on The Mixing Bowl ()
Date: May 03, 2017 11:43PM

>I mix my vegetables up in a $900 swarovski crystal bowl, it's worth about 1 month of my property taxes.

I mix my DAJAX's Southern Tater Salad and Slaw In the same Pal..been a member a long while..Collection worth bout 100K..Got to get rid of some of it..End Of the Trailers sagging....I best check though..May be from all I bought last year..getting Ready for Hillary..Lead is heavy you know..

DAJAX
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Posted by: budget buffet ()
Date: May 05, 2017 09:41AM

BIG DADDYS BACK! LOL..! Wrote:
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> Hobo Junction Beer in a ICE COLD MUG..And
> Wegmans..Chick Junk Anchor Napkin Holder and
> Placemat..A La Nautical..!! This summers
> collection at Wegmans!!


You ever been up to Furr's Cafeteria?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Savannah Gnat ()
Date: May 05, 2017 12:22PM

Its Friday Night Baby Wrote:
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> Payday Steak and Beer....Just One..LOL!! The smell
> of BBQ steak wafting thru the trailer park!! Ya
> Baby!!
>
> And In a Dilapidated trailer..a Low Country Boil..
> First one this year as Giant has fresh corn..even
> if its 3.99 a pack!
>
> Ok You Punks..and Good Folk too..LOL..Here how to
> do it.. Corn.cut in halves .Redskin
> Potatoes..Sweet Onion..Head of Garlic... root
> chopped off and cloves separated..skins
> on...Sausage..Andouille Cajun here..a lemon cut
> into 6ths and Good Shrimp like the Big ones Giant
> has on sale now at 6.99 a pound! A pot of butter
> to heat up in the water and Tony Chachere's
> Crawfish and Crab Boil// Don't have it..! Use Old
> Bay.. one quarter cup.to a couple gallons of
> water..Amazon has the Tonys..bout 26 dollars a Big
> Jug that will last for years..
>


I'm from Savannah and that's not Low Country Boil.
A real Frogmore Stew/Low Country boil is three ingredients and 1 spice.
- Good fresh local Corn
- Sausage
- Good fresh local Shrimp
- Old Bay - Anything from Louisiana or 'crab boil' isn't Low Country.

All the other bullshit just covers up the flavor of fresh ingredients.

Also 'BBQ steak'??? You're clearly a faux Southerner, you grill a steak.

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Posted by: macon county folks ()
Date: May 05, 2017 12:41PM

Savannah Gnat Wrote:
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>
> I'm from Savannah and that's not Low Country
> Boil.
> A real Frogmore Stew/Low Country boil is three
> ingredients and 1 spice.
> - Good fresh local Corn
> - Sausage
> - Good fresh local Shrimp
> - Old Bay - Anything from Louisiana or 'crab boil'
> isn't Low Country.
>
> All the other bullshit just covers up the flavor
> of fresh ingredients.


Sorry but if your not including a generous portion of banana peppers in there you have no business calling it a "low country boil".

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX The Cook ()
Date: May 05, 2017 03:15PM

And Sweet Onions and Lemon and Crab Boil Spice

Old Bay works too..I have used it many times and Andouille Sausage For Cajun, but I like the good old Polish Kielbasa

DAJAX The POLOCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0 Listen Weep..Protest ..Over Nothing..!! LOL!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Ahcadjian ()
Date: May 05, 2017 08:41PM

France is guilty for not supplying their Ship's of Fools with proper alimentary supplies, the remarkable thing is that these fools have developed French influenced satisfying foods for so long; ingenuity, resourcefulness, loyalty. These qualities in today's immigrants are appreciated by many in the U.S. To your health!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 06, 2017 06:05PM

DAJAX is a cockholster.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: 6PXKK ()
Date: May 06, 2017 06:48PM

Tony's is available locally at Walmart and other grocery stores.

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Posted by: Salt Is Available Any Where ()
Date: May 06, 2017 09:43PM

It is the #1 Ingredient of The Best Fried Chicken that's well done , you start with marinating the chicken in it..Then adding more to the seasoning..But it is Finger Licking Good when Its done.

Any Tonys at Wal Mart in the Small 7 pound Jug Size..??

DAJAX
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Posted by: I Refuse To Harass ()
Date: May 06, 2017 11:19PM

Mike O Meara Show Fan and My Punk Fans Who Fake Me..

The Give and Take..The Slurs..the Obscene Jokes and Replies.. The Put Downs and Lies are what makes... FXU Funny as Hell to Read..LOL

Really as a "Gun Nut"..I Can't Say Shit bout Mike O Meara Show Fan..He did Invent The Street Sweeper Shot Gun while he served in the Rhodesian Army!! Back in the 70's.

DAJAX

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Posted by: Real Hungarian Goulash ()
Date: May 07, 2017 11:37PM

Made with On The Cheap London Broil..4.65 the pack today..

OK Heres the Drill.. Get a cheap pack of meat 3-5 dollars, cut it up in pieces..dredge in a lil flour slap it in a dutch oven or better a La Creuset pot or fake similure..with some olive oil..saute the meat up and brown it a bit, add some sweet onion chopped up..then 3 cloves garlic minced.. When its browned put a single chopped Plum Tomato in and 1 can of Swanson 50% Sodium broth or Salt it up Cheap with College Inn what not..Then another can of water and a bouillon cube or a pack of Knoors Beef flavoring stuff. And A sprinkle of Caraway Seeds...Start it simmering and add a teaspoon of the HOT Szeged Paprika..No More..This stuff is just like the Korean Red Pepper Spice made with dried Red peppers..HOT!! bring it to a simmer and let cook 1 1/2 to 2 hours till the cheap maets tender..

Then add sliced sliced Green peppers ..sliced carrots, cut up potatoes..green beans and let simmer till the veggies are done..Low fat and delish..Put some spatzel in it..some Potato dumplings..Other veggies..add some beets and presto ..Its A Red Borscth..Some Thick Brown German Bread.. and Butter Ya..!

With Famed ICE Cold..Hobo Junction Beer..Natch!!

DAJAX The Cook
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Grand Ma aways Fried Fish In ()
Date: May 08, 2017 12:37AM

Cracker Meal. Only store I can still find it in is Shoppers. Of course you can make your own. Brings fish to a whole new level.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Dajax's Hobo Blow Joe ()
Date: May 08, 2017 06:38AM

Look at Dajax's photos of beer. Worst pour on the planet.

He REALLY likes to give head.

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Posted by: Korean Food Fan DAJAX ()
Date: May 10, 2017 10:48PM

YOGI..SO!! Right Here..On FXU..!! A couple of deep Fried Korean Treats..Spicy Chili Mandu..Dumplings to Ya.. with DC's Manbo Sauce..Sweet and Spicy..Check Out any of the Super H Marts or other Korean stores.. Quit Hatin and start..DIGGING..Ya..Baby!! ICE COLD Hobo Junction Beer To Cool um off..!

DAJAX..Natch..LOL!

Slap um in a pan with a lil bit of veggie oil..saute fry um up..The Thai Chili Sauces are Good Too..! So Much to Dig In Nova with all the different Ethnic Stores !
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Posted by: Hey..I Can Get Along..! ()
Date: May 10, 2017 11:02PM

With anyone..I don't give a Rats if your a Eskimo..Arab...Korean..Jew..Black..African..Swede..Latino..Illegal

JUST DONT TRY TO GRAB THE AMERICAN PEOPLES GUNS..!!

Love It ..Or Leave It..!!

DAJAX..Theres a Dammed Good Reason its The 2nd Amendment of the Bill Of Rights!!

And Illegals..Bless Um..Can't Grab anyones guns! Nor Do They Care..! They just want to get a better life..I say go for it..Welcome To America....! Legaly..!
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DAJAX Sucks Diseased Hobo Cock DAJAX Sucks Diseased Hobo Cock DAJAX Sucks Diseased Hobo Cock DAJAX Sucks Diseased Hobo Cock DAJAX Sucks Diseased Hobo Cock
Posted by: DAJAX Sucks Diseased Hobo Cock ()
Date: May 11, 2017 12:50AM

Korean Food Fan DAJAX Wrote:
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> YOGI..SO!! Right Here..On FXU..!! A couple of
> deep Fried Korean Treats..Spicy Chili
> Mandu..Dumplings to Ya.. with DC's Manbo
> Sauce..Sweet and Spicy..Check Out any of the Super
> H Marts or other Korean stores.. Quit Hatin and
> start..DIGGING..Ya..Baby!! ICE COLD Hobo Junction
> Beer To Cool um off..!
>
> DAJAX..Natch..LOL!
>
> Slap um in a pan with a lil bit of veggie
> oil..saute fry um up..The Thai Chili Sauces are
> Good Too..! So Much to Dig In Nova with all the
> different Ethnic Stores !

So your "recipe" is "buy a package of food from Korea and follow the directions on the package". Is there no end to your contributions to society?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Next Contribution..From SID ()
Date: May 11, 2017 05:27PM

El Reno Oklahoma ..SIDS Diner Home Of The Famed SIDS Onion Burger and It Is GREAT!

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sids-diner-el-reno?start=0

Hamburger meat..bun..sweet onions sliced thin loads of um.

Form up a burger..not too tight don't pack um..slap into a Iron Sklitt, and cover um with a pile of sweet onions..Move um off to abun with some marg or real butter on um..grilled a touch.. Sids is so good they now call Onion Burger's .."Oklahoma style"..

DAJAX Why The Hell No Great Mom and Pop Joints like this in Lifeless NOVA Chain Restaurant Ville

Burgers Called NOVA Style..?? Hell NO!! LOL!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX's Diseased Hobo Cock ()
Date: May 11, 2017 07:02PM

SIDS = Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

and that "burger" = Dead Baby On A Plate

http://www.medicinenet.com/sids/article.htm

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: The Pervert Lib Is Back Again ^ ()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:29PM

^^^

Rainy day..so hes back on FXU...No kids outside playing the reason why. Sick Asshole Lib Pervert ..Hates America..WTF Did SID do to him ?? MF simply hates anything in OK..any state that did not vote for Hillary...Hates Me..as hes a Fucking Asshole cry baby gun grabber..who did not get his way Nov 8th.. And Why does this Perverted sack of Lib shit have the male organ on his mind..24/7 ?? With his posted name..?? One sick mental fuck.. Fuck him..fuck his sick link..

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX Wants to Fuck Me ()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:42PM

DAJAX says he wants to fuck me with his diseased hobo cock, but dead baby on a bun is not my idea of a date.

http://www.medicinenet.com/sids/article.htm

He thinks that anyone who points out that he's an ass and his recipes suck is a liberal? That's mentally ill, man. But the recipes prove that.

"Follow package directions" is not a recipe. "Cook a hamburger" is not a recipe.

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Posted by: Almost As Good As Dixie Pig ()
Date: May 11, 2017 10:22PM

Real Diner Meatloaf with Home Made Gravy.. made with a bit of drippings.Real Mashed Taters..and fresh green beans..The Last of the Tecate Beer! Ice Cold as Always..!

DAJAX'S Newest Meatloaf..Subject To Change Natch..LOL

2 lbs 80 % cheap ground beef
Piece of Green pepper chopped
Slice of onion chopped
3/4 a carrot minced fine thur food processor
Teaspoon of Garlic Powder
1 Egg
1 tablespoon Worcestershire Sauce
Sprinkle of Black pepper
2 Pieces White bread crusts removed mined fine thru food processor
3 tablespoons Italian Bread crumbs
Splash of milk
1/4 -1/3 cup Low Salt 50 % Less Campbells Beef Broth

Mix it up ..don't pack it too tight into a loaf..put it in a loaf pan .flatten the top with a spatula Bake at 350 about 50 minutes till its 155-160 F Pour off the grease ..not in your sink..! Keep 2 tablespoons grease. Make the gravy.

DAJAX'S Meatloaf Gravy

2 Tablespoons of fat drippings from meatloaf
2 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons half and half or milk
Low 50% less salt beef broth from the opened can as needed..

Slap the drippings in a Iron skillet..add the flour and with a big slotted spoon stir it up over med heat.. cook a couple minutes. Add beef broth a splash of Worcestershire and simmer till it thickens ..add some half and half or milk and stir till its the thickness you want..Too thick and it will be like glue..LOl ..Thin and its perfect and will thicken if refrigerated..

Add salt if you want..Natch or Black pepper or use regular beef broth as It does have more flavor..

DAJAX Very Similar in Taste to Dixie Pig It was good..Ya..! Their gravy was darker. Kitchen Bouquet?? In any event they would have used simple ingredients not too expensive to make and the beef broth gives good flavor and moisture on the cheap and you make the gravy with it too..!

No Dammed Thyme in meatloaf..!! Like The Piece I got at Silver Diner in Rockville years back..And Ive not been back..!
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Posted by: Thumbs Up ()
Date: May 12, 2017 07:58AM

Man, those onion burgers look good! Mouth waterin'! And the meatloaf - ya! Don't listen to the trolls DAJAX - you have the best posts on FFXU.

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Posted by: Saute Them Veggies First ()
Date: May 12, 2017 11:27AM

In a skillet with a bit of olive oil a couple minutes..before adding um to the meatloaf mix. Raw they don't cook as much..baking..if you like um crunchie and more flavor keep um raw. The Dixie Pigs green peppers in their meatloaf was soft and well cooked. Maybe they added black coffee to their gravy..to darken it ..Oh well Its been a good while now since they closed..

DAJAX >Don't listen to the trolls DAJAX ..Thanks Pal.!

Its FXU ! I will say some of the stuff people here come up with..LMAO..!

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Posted by: a meal fit for a king ()
Date: May 12, 2017 12:03PM

Almost As Good As Dixie Pig Wrote:
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> DAJAX'S Newest Meatloaf..Subject To Change
> Natch..LOL
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skip the green pepper and carrot, buy one of those packs of lipton french onion soup mix, and mix that into the meat. and use some of it in the gravy.

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Posted by: Kingsburger Im Digging It! ()
Date: May 12, 2017 05:29PM

Kingsburger with Lipton Onion Soup Once known as a Lipton Soup Burger !

A Kingsburger is what it is when its cooked "SIDS Diner" Style..smothered top and bottom in sweet caramelized onions with a slice of Sargento Chedder..or Some Lighthouse Blue Cheese Dressing..No Salad Needed..No Mayo..Ketchup..or Grey Poupon/Frenchs Mustard..either.Simple Bun ..pan seared a bit on a hot griddle with a bit of butter..."The Kingsburger" Invented here on FXU..

"Kingsburger" !!

Fit For A King!!

DAJAX Kingsburger Sub on a Long French Bread Roll.. Ya..!!
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Posted by: Not Digging Sick Perverts ()
Date: May 12, 2017 05:35PM

>He thinks that anyone who points out that he's an ass and his recipes suck is a liberal? That's mentally ill, man

I don't give a shit what people say about my cooking..or politics..Thats all give and take ..Your a pervert.. a Sick-O talking bout male organs 24/7..and that makes YOU A Sick Mental Freak and A Liberal..Get the Fuck Otta Here..

DAJAX

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Posted by: All Right.. ()
Date: May 12, 2017 06:13PM

Ya..Some of my recipes arn't so great..But that Shrimp Basket.the Kingsburger..The Meat Loaf The Hungarian Goulash..The Pallea were Great!! and More !

LOL Leave them Hobos alone young man..! Its FXU after all..!

And I never said "follow package directions"..LOL!

DAJAX

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Posted by: Keep On Truckin Hard Travelers ()
Date: May 12, 2017 09:42PM

With DAJAX'S Truck Stop ..Style Southern Soul Food..! Meatloaf Dark Brown Homemade Gravy.Delish..!

And Good Ahead ..Its FXU..Bash me..Cut My legs Out From Under me..I mean..WTH Can I Do About It..?? LOL.. Cry To Cary..?? Just leave them Hobo Folk alone..Woodie Guthrie was one of um once.. The Real Hobos..were men out of a job ..hard times..many years ago and they were not Bums..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfq5b1bppJQ&list=RDkfq5b1bppJQ#t=0

And I've done my share of Hard Traveling Too..Many of us have..

DAJAX ..What the Hell Every Web Forum has Got To Have a Cooking Page..! On FXU its just a Obscene One at Times..LOL!..
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Posted by: Seafood Basket Crazed ! ()
Date: May 13, 2017 10:40PM

Sat Night Seafood Basket..At DAJAX's..South of A River..! Huge Shrimp at Giant..Crab Meat cheap too..Cheap..! Big Scallops..and One Of The Famed Hobo Junction Style Beers..Others are Busche..Miller..Colt 45..Old English 800.. All GOOD !! ON The CHEAP!!

DAJAX
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Posted by: "Diversity Boil!" Ole..Yogi So.. ()
Date: May 22, 2017 10:44PM

"Diversity Seafood Boil" Named For The Former Fairfax County Va..In the Future..."National City Va" Pop..1.2 million..10th largest city in The USA..Largest City In Virginia.. The Economic Engine Of Virginia Jack Herrity..Founder..!

Finally a Mayor!! Some ONE In Charge! All Kinds Of Money Saved From Going To Richmond To Spend In Fredericksburg!! LOL Millions..and Millions Saved..Lowering Taxes In National City..

DAJAX..Future Mayor Of National City Va..Where Good Food Is Found..! Bill N.."Director Of Reasonability in Finance and Education"..

And Good Music to be had..On The Internet..! LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sAD266DtEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk
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Posted by: DAJAX Rises Above .. ()
Date: May 26, 2017 11:22PM

More Gormet Food..

French Bread ..French Toast.. mix a egg with a cup of milk..add some cinnamon..and sneak a shot Of Capt Morgan Spiced Rum in ..LOL

Then Fruit for Lunch & Bread and Water IN my "Cell" The Trailer..Too Much I95 Traffic to go anywhere!!

Then Later a Hobo Favorite!! "Je vais prendre le diner" Food For Bums..LOL

From the FXU thread about.."Cheap Camping Eats"..

Long Time No See..Hobo Packet..and You Were Great!!

Sliced taters, green beans,carrots, sweet onion, a handful of hamburger, some oregano, pepper and "Slap Yo Mama" Cajun Spice..! Wrap it in foil..a bit of water inside..slap it on the BBQ over indirect coals..to the side..let it cook a good 45 minutes turning it once..Or Imagine Your A Hobo and cook it in the 325 F oven 50 minutes.. With Hobo Corn..A Sorry skinny piece.. and Famous Hobo Junction Beer..

Enough Lousy Politics..What the Hell Can I do About Jeb Stuart..??..LOL.

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Justin Wilson ()
Date: May 27, 2017 03:14AM

I garron-tee!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Tommorow Take 1 Minute ()
Date: May 28, 2017 11:15PM

To think about those who died and have been wounded..maimed..in so many ways..Defending America,.,the USA! ..So we can Still be a Free Country..THE USA! Forever..!

One Minute..! Memorial Day 2017..

Happy Memorial Weekend..Party On..ALL..!

DAJAX
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Posted by: luv me song wing ()
Date: May 28, 2017 11:56PM

Tommorow Take 1 Minute Wrote:
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> To think about those who died and have been
> wounded..maimed..in so many ways..Defending
> America,.,the USA! ..So we can Still be a Free
> Country..THE USA! Forever..!
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> One Minute..! Memorial Day 2017..
>
> Happy Memorial Weekend..Party On..ALL..!
>
> DAJAX

did you sear those wings to get some heavy maillard justice going on?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 29, 2017 12:41AM

Don't forget the hobo jism sauce, which you need when you're eating your meal out of a diaper which is what most of your "recipes" look like. You really need to milk and squirt that goo...Delish..!

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Posted by: UnFairfax ()
Date: May 29, 2017 11:06AM

If DAJAX threw a snakehead fish fry/crab feast/chicken wings with mumbo sauce cookout, I would bring the Hobo Junction Beer (tell me where to buy it!) and throw in $$$ towards the food/bring a bushel of MD Blues with me as payment!! Make it a BYOB so everyone can have their yuppie beers if they want, I want some Hobo Junction and would share with DAJAX!!! ;)

I wouldn't mind eating outside your shack, DAJAX- true down home southern atmosphere!!!

Your discussions about living in Fredericksburg are correct, I am considering going back, its worth the hour each way commute to me to live more comfy. Here I am stuck in a box surrounded by other boxes and feel like i can't escape these 4 walls....out there you have FREEDOM.

Thanks and Love to you, Dajax, I appreciate you!! Happy Memorial day!!

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Posted by: Go Japs ()
Date: May 29, 2017 11:17AM

Congratulations great race!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: He Ought To Know Great Food ()
Date: May 29, 2017 08:53PM

Mike O' Meara Show Fan Ought to Know Great Food..hes NO Doubt..a patron at Inn of Little Washington ..Dropping Large amounts of Hard Won MGM Grand Cash..where the reknown chefs serve his "Delish" favorites..Like this favorite desert of his.!! On his .own special... "Diaper Plate"..LOL!

10 Of His fav Joints are listed here..Hes one of the Highbrows..Ah Ill Take the pizza and..thats It..In Arlington..!

http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/virginia/restaurants-worth-the-wait-va/
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Posted by: From DAJAX..The Cook ^^ ()
Date: May 29, 2017 08:57PM

Natch..and that special sauce he likes so much..too..

DAJAX..LOL

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: All American BBQ ()
Date: May 29, 2017 09:59PM

I hope y'all remembered the 1 Minute of Reflection about What Today..Memorial Days Really About..And Its Not BBQ... Or Partying Or The Beach ..

Now A Small All American BBQ South of A River at DAJAX'S Joint..With 2 Great Foods..DAJAX'S Southern Tater Salad..AND New York New Yorks ..NYC..The BIG Apple's..Favorite Hot Dog..Sabrett..! Great BBQed..Grilled or Steamed..On a Toasted ..Or Grilled Roll..Or Steamed Roll too.. Hobo Junction Beer Too..Ice Cold Natch! Beer Should Be ICE COLD!!

Less Salt in Um then most 410 MG..I can eat 2 of um for the same salt as a MCD's Sausage Bisquit..1000MG..! Stop The Dammed..High Salt..!!

And Looking at the TOP TEN Joints to Eat in VA..! No Dammn wonder NOVAs got such a Bad Rep..Hell my Joint and Cooking..TOPS UM All!!

DAJAX
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Posted by: backyard brawler ()
Date: May 29, 2017 10:27PM

All American BBQ Wrote:
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> .TOPS UM All!!
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> DAJAX

Did you ever eat gammon?

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Posted by: Tasty As Bacon ()
Date: May 29, 2017 11:23PM

Gammon..Salty Like Country Ham..But Good!..I try to stay away from too much salt..cause I will scarf up good eats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gammon_(meat)

DAJAX Beaten Biscuits and Country Ham or Gammon..Ya.. Then Wash Down with 2 gal of water To Piss the Salt outta Ya..LOL

Gammon and Fried Taters & Onions and Eggs..Ya. With Hot Biscuits..Butter..Honey..Coffe..Bring It On..!

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Posted by: good country eats ()
Date: May 30, 2017 09:30AM

Tasty As Bacon Wrote:
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> Gammon and Fried Taters & Onions and Eggs..Ya.
> With Hot Biscuits..

hot baloney, eggs, and gravy

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Can You Trust Lib Food Media ()
Date: May 30, 2017 04:23PM

Click Bait MSN Says These Are Top Cheap Joints in Each of the 50 States and DC

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/casual/the-best-cheap-eats-in-every-single-state/ss-BBA60d7?ocid=spartandhp#image=46

IN DC..Bens Chili Bowl..Does Bill Crosby still eat there free??

IN Va..Mama J's in Richmond..Fried Chicken http://mamajskitchen.com/

Then you can keep reading bout all the good joints.in each state...Im Getting Hungry..LOL In Va Its Ham ..Md Crab.of All types...In Jersey its Taylor Pork Roll..So That's who buys it..Pa Ya The Philly Steak..!. Maine Lobster Roll..! California..Ya You Could Guess..Sushui Roll! and DC..Blue Crabs..LOL..

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/casual/mouthwatering-dishes-to-try-in-every-us-state-and-dc/ss-BBBH08z?ocid=spartandhp

Your Fat Pal..DAJAX The Cook

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 30, 2017 09:12PM

If you search Google Images for "hobo jism" you will see several images of Dajax's "dishes". No lie and no surprise. He guzzles it by the quart and apparently Google knows.

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Posted by: Dammit ! ()
Date: May 30, 2017 10:07PM

LOL..Ya Some of my food pics are under that name..LOL! Only cause MOMSF Enjoys that stuff so much does he search for ..It!! LOL..I did cause he said its there..!

NOW MOMSF..You gotta admit..The Inn at Lil Washingtons Plate looks ...S _ _ T _ Y...LOL!..

Lamb..?? Those Red Circles.. I thought that was Fruit..RED Lamb..Rare as Hell..! Ive Seen critters hurt worse then that get up and run away..!

I thought the round things were Ravioli They are a sort of César salad..ICE Cream..?? Whats with the Green Swipe...and that leaf..? A sort of A _ _ W _ _ _ ??? LOL..

And the Plate does look like a big white diaper..!! Suck It Up Libs..Its High Class!! $ 150 a plate + and Zee Wine..! Any Ripple?? Hobo Junction Beer Ice Cold Beer..?? Hell No!! Don't Bring Me a Lukewarm Bloke Brew..

If I went there and that's what they served me....I would walk Right Out..After throwing 3 hundred spots on the table..Natch..im Not Cheap..Or Stupid..And I would Be Pissed..!

And They Speak badly bout My Grub..! LOL! The Real Best In VA!!

DAJAX

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Posted by: Keep The Lamb!! MOMSF..! ()
Date: May 30, 2017 10:54PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DwAUagJKjk

Ill stick To Steak!! And Listen To Good Music!!

DAJAX The Cook
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Posted by: A Final To Memorial Day 2017 ()
Date: May 30, 2017 11:08PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtNVEbasOo

DAJAX I hope You Took That Minute To think Bout What it Really Ment..

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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: May 30, 2017 11:08PM

As you can see from the beer, Dajax luvs to give head. Hobo jism.

If someone can't pour a beer properly, should he be teaching cooking? No, natch!

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Posted by: Blue & Grey BBQ ()
Date: June 02, 2017 10:36PM

Boston Baked Beans..the Real thing baked in a USA made Bean Pot..Southern NC BBQ Pulled Pork cooked for hours..Southern DAJAX Cole Slaw..and Hobo Junction Beer..

Secret BBQ Sauce..! Ya Ya I Can Hear it now Coming From Him..Secret Sauce..LOL! A ..SO..A "Supreme" Ignore to The MOMSF..Hes mad as all hes got tonight is a can of Spam..which He shared on the Board..All 10 pages..LOL!!

DAJAX Trying Like Hell To Be A Nice Man..Folk Calling Me a MF..Cause I Bashed Kars For Kids..and Yatch Club..LOL!! Gerry.. Bashing The President..Lord..LOL..

But I don't Call Gerry Names Or MOMSF....I'm a Nice Man.. The One Plate..Thats ALL For me..! I'm Not A PIG..!
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Posted by: Real Boston Baked Beans ()
Date: June 02, 2017 11:07PM

Go Thrift Store Shopping..Youll Find A Nice Real Bean Pot..Cheap..Once at hand..Take a bag of Navy Beans..or Pea Beans..Small white beans, slap um in a big pot and cover with a couple inches of water Leave um overnight..

The next day drain um off and look for stones among um.

Make the bean sauce in a mixing bowl

1/3 Cup Molasses Like Brer Rabbit or Grandma's..Once opened mark the date. It will keep bout 6 more months with the lid tightly closed.No Refrigeration

1/3 cup Brown or Dark Brown Sugar

Tablespoon of Dijon or Regular Mustard or Teaspoon Dry Mustard.

3 cups of hot water ..Mix it all up.. Put Beans into the pot and pour the bean sauce in Over it

Put a small sweet onion studded with 6 cloves in the pot on top, and a piece of salt pork or 3 pieces of bacon cut into 3rds..

Put the cover on and Bake at 250F for about 8 hours..

DAJAX..Low Salt Too..No Salt needed..! Canned Beans..Whao!! Salt City Beans..

A Pot of these Beans and some Homemade or Store bought Canned Brown Bread and Butter...Just Like Howard Johnsons Years ago..throw a hot dog into it....! That All I really Needed Today..Thats why I had the 1 Plate..Sampling the beans too much..LOL
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Posted by: AND... ()
Date: June 02, 2017 11:14PM

You Can Leave The Pork Out If You Want..They Will Still be good Veggie Boiston Baked Beans..

Yankees Welcome to Add or Change The Recipe.. Natch!


I'm a New England Yankee...By Birth..and a Southerner..By The Grace Of God!!

DAJAX

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Posted by: Here We Go Again!! ()
Date: June 05, 2017 10:27PM

Spaghetti Bolognese..

Rao's Or Patsy's Sauce..Ya with Carrots Sweet Onions Garlic in the meat..extra..

Drained then added to the sauce with DAJAX'S Fav Secret Sauce Extras..

Some Water

Good shot of Cheap Vodka..Only thing I buy Vodka For!!

Splash of Cheap Parmesan Cheese

Thin Slices Green pepper

Splash Olive Oil

Good Shot of Cream or 1/2 and 1/2 Damm Forgot It!!

Then let it simmer, then add the ground beef and veggies minced fine with a slotted spoon..

Simmer some more..Then cook the Pasta..Al La Dente..Not overdone till soggy..

Drain the water into the pasta dishes..Heat UM UP Always For Any Kind Of Pasta..

Slap some pasta into a big mixing bowl.. add sauce and mix..Like Real Italians Do It..Then slap into the serving bowls.

Sprinkle Some REAL Reggino Parmesan on it. Ice Cold Beer.. OR Ahh..Gag..Chilled Wine..!

No Garlic Bread for me or Bread sticks..But GO AHEAD!! a Crisp Salad..keep it Simply on a chilled plate..!

Vollia!! Your Girl Will Think..Your A Chef!!

DAJAX
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Posted by: 1 Pound Ground Beef Pals ()
Date: June 05, 2017 10:29PM

That's All Ya need 4..4 LOL

DAJAX

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Posted by: Crazy Burger ! ()
Date: June 06, 2017 09:54PM

Watching Too Much CNN..LOL A Hour..Now Gone Crazy..!!

2 Beef Burgers 80% beef ..Hand made Fresh..No Frozen Jumbo Junk..Bubba..!

Cheddar Cheese ..1 Slice Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato. Dijon and Mayo Mixed, Sweet Onions and Green Peppers sautéed with the Greasy Burgers..And A Broche From Aldi..1.99 for a pack of 4 ..a Sweet Deal..!Toasted Natch..Ice Tea No Hobo beer Late Lunch..at The Trailer..! Fried In my Greasy Iron Skillet..Low to Med Heat and you Will Not Smoke Up The Joint..! Hot at first...then turn it Down..!

Now Go Crazy and make One Up..With Your Favs..Pile Um High !! Cook Um Well Done Or I wont touch it..LOL..

DAJAX
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Posted by: Freq ()
Date: June 07, 2017 09:47PM

Natural Light == Hobo Junction?? That's the best cheap beer brewed. Didn't know they sold it in VA.

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Posted by: Start Eating Stop Hating ()
Date: June 16, 2017 10:17PM

On a Friday..Nothing Like a Pay Day Steak and Beer BBQ.. Or A Crisp Fried Fish Icelandic Cod With Baked Tater, Peas and Mushrooms..Ice Cold Hobo Junction beer..!

Hobo Beer..! Its all over Va pal.. Still Waiting For "Lovable Fuzzy Warm Trump Loving Reasonable" "Gerry" To Put Up a Curry Recipe..! LOL Chicken Curry Coconut Milk..

Maybe Eesh has a Good Rattlesnake Recipe..

Ya start by getting the Rattler..Ya get his attention..then go back round his rattle..Sneaky Like..LOL..Him all excited..Head Up...Head Nodding..LOL!! .Spitting at Ya..Fangs out..Striking..Out At Ya..!! LOL..Then Ya grab him by the tail real quick right above the rattle cause it will come off..and slide your other hand round him just a bit..down to his head..to where it stops where his head flares out..and grab him tight! Ya Got Him!! Then Ya Smile at him..And Show Him To the Girls and Your pals.And Then Quick! Let go of his head and real fast ya whip him up back over your shoulder....then back down onto the ground HARD! .He'll see Stars..And Then With Those Cheap Cowboy Boots..Cause That's all ya got..Stomp on his Head..Thats how I and Pals..used to do it in the West..In Cal..LOL! While the Onlooking Girls Screamed..Like I was One Of The Beetles!! Many moons ago..Tastes Like Chicken..White Meat..Good in a Chili!! NO FAT!! LOL!!

DAJAX RIP R. Martin Expert Rattler Handler..Who Taught me..
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Posted by: Nice Boots..1100 Dollars..! ()
Date: June 16, 2017 10:32PM

Heres Where His Skin Goes..See Him at AJ Coit In Merrifield..! Door Ave..!

http://www.allensboots.com/eastern-rattlesnake-gc9513.html?utm_source=google_shopping&141=359&142=347&gclid=CN2Tw5zqw9QCFQlWDQod9k0IxA

Listen To some Good Rattlesnake Snake handling Music While Your looking at Them Boots..!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 20, 2017 02:31PM

That baked potato is swimming in DAJAX's trademark Hobo Jism.

Canned brown bread? Really?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Justin Wilson ()
Date: June 22, 2017 06:14PM

Dajax, have you heard of Snead's farm in Fredricksburg? I hear they grow good asparagus, tomatoes, corn. Would like to have your opinion.

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Posted by: Sorry Pal But Ive.. ()
Date: June 22, 2017 11:14PM

Never Heard of "Old Man Snead"..Wheres He At..?? Tidewater Trail..Rt 2 Or West.. I'm A "NOVA Carpetbagger" Down Here..LOL Only Thing I'm Good at growing Is Weeds..Too Lazy To Mow Some Days..LOL! And The Septic Field can be a bit hard too..When its Squishy..LOL!!

Tell The Truth I have not seen any Farmers Markets Either..Folk Here know where to go..And theres Lil and Big Farms all over that sell Fresh Eggs..and All the Other Fresh GOOD Veggies....But there may be some Markets at the Park and Rides..Saturdays.

DAJAX..What Do I Know Bout Food..Bag O Freetos..7-11 Hot Dog Chili Pump..Six pack Of Hobo Junctions Finest..LOL!!

By The Way Pal..Are You Justin..Of The Justin Boots Fame..Good Work Boots Bro..Thumbs Up..!!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Justin Wilson ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:01PM

18294 Tidewater Trail, they just opened their stand to the public. I'd like your perspective on price, quality, and the hipster/yuppy quotient.

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Posted by: Justin Wilson ()
Date: June 23, 2017 07:10PM

I have a pair of Lucchese Stingray boots, wear Red Wings to work, had a great pair of Justin's about 35 years ago, pretty sure I bought them at Counts Western Store on Wisconsin Avenue. I like your posts and perspectives, don't agree on everything, but much respect.

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Posted by: I Will Check Them Out Pal ()
Date: June 23, 2017 10:19PM

Sneads Farm..LOOK FXU..at These Nice New Homes .. 325 K In The "Burg"..

Ride in Style in a Van Pool To NOVA..!! Get Otta That 1700 Lousy Apt..! LOL!

DAJAX Pesto Pasta ..Way Too Good..A Bottle of Cheap Pesto..Some Butter and Heavy cream..Some Cheap Parmesan Cheese , A few pieces of baked chicken breast left over cut up..a few rehydrated Sun Dried Tomatos..They keep a good while wash then slap um in some warm water 1/2 hour and there ready to go..

Boil Up a big pot of water and add the pasta..any kind..then in the Iron Skillet medium heat..add the butter, and the cream and cheese and bring to a simmer..add the chicken, the pesto a couple big spoon fulls, the tomatoes.. simmer it up..drain the pasta, slap the pasta in the pesto cream sauce stir it up..then Onto the HOT pasta bowls or dishes with some Good Parmigiana Reggino sprinkled on it from the grater..! A Now and then..Too Rich.. Skip The Chicken and Its Just pesto Pasta..or Add some Sautéed Shrimp..Scallops..Julienned Red pepper strips..green pepper the same..orange..carrots..sausage slice up..You Name It!! VERY Diversified..! With The Excellent Hobo Beer..Natch..

Trying Like Hell Against All Resistance to be a Nice Man..LOL!
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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: June 26, 2017 03:39PM

Nice to see you back. I thought maybe your shit-on-a-plate-and-wash-it-down-with-hobo-jism diet had caught up with you. Good to see you've given up on the "recipes" for shit-on-a-plate and just gone with "get these recommended brands from the store and cook 'um' up." One question, is the hobo jism you get in the store as good as fresh-from-the-pump? Or is the man-musk an essential part of the experience? What say you?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara. Show Fan ()
Date: June 26, 2017 03:53PM

I like the BBC in my asshole and nigger jizz in my mouth.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Your Answer ()
Date: June 26, 2017 09:32PM

>One question, is the ...... All..Bullshit Fag Freak Sex Talk Follows

I'm not getting into the Sewer with you. Your a Weird Type Of Freak.. Faggot . One who hates Blacks..and Likes to Shower with Young Men..By Your Own Writings. ...and Never Puts a Single Sensible Word On This site..Just Troll Freak Bullshit

DAJAX

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Posted by: Chicken Breast In Mustard Cream ()
Date: June 26, 2017 10:21PM

Chicken Breast In Mustard Cream Sauce with Mashed Taters Carrots and Broccoli Rabe..

Take a chicken breast trim off the fat, split it in half, sauté in olive oil till done don't overcook, they cook fast.

Then add a piece of butter a tablespoon, into the heavy skillet, some heavy cream and some Dijon Mustard, simmer the sauce a bit and that's it.. Simple as can be..!

Like A French Saucier Would Do It..

Tell Your Guests Your Serving..Poitrine de Poulet en Sauce à la Crème Moutarde

DAJAX See How Fancy It Is..LOL
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Posted by: Skinless Breast Of Chicken ()
Date: June 26, 2017 10:33PM

LOL Suprême de Volaille en Sauce à la Crème Moutarde

In French..And that's What It was Skinless Breast Instead of Just Chicken Breast..
Is A Supreme..The High court Decision was in the Back of My Mind ..!

That's Really Fancy Now..Im Now taken On Airs..!!

DAJAX

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Posted by: You Can Tell Good Trailer Food ()
Date: June 26, 2017 10:36PM

By The Big Chip(s) on The Plates..LOL

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara. Show Fan ()
Date: June 26, 2017 10:46PM

That chicken looks like it's covered with the jism from a whole gaggle of hobos. Nice to see you're sticking with the shit-on-a-plate theme.

And that beer screams "DAJAX loves to give head!" If you can't do a proper pour (hint: more head than beer is wrong) should you really be trying to teach cooking?

Sorry you're a homophobe and don't enjoy personal hygiene.

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Posted by: You Asshole ()
Date: June 26, 2017 11:09PM

You Cant Fuck With Me Tonight....I'm Not Letting You Get Under ...My Skin..Im Just LMAO Over the SCOTUS Decision..

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Which MOMSF Is the Real One ()
Date: June 26, 2017 11:12PM

?? LOL

DAJAX

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Posted by: Enjoy...Pals..!! ()
Date: July 05, 2017 10:57PM

Cajun Shrimp in a Garlic Parmesan Cream Sauce..!!

Get some EZ peel shrimp from Giant, remove all but tail shell, sauté in butter in a heavy iron skillet..and a bit of Cajun Spice like "Slap Your Mama" till pink and just done..remove from Iron Skillet and clean skillet out, melt a tablespoon of butter in the skillet.with some minced garlic..

Boil up some water slap some Fettucine in.. while cooking..make Garlic Parmesan cream sauce.. put some heavy cream into the heated butter and garlic, add some half and half and some milk, and some Parmesan cheese and finely chopped parsley and a pinch of thyme. Heat the sauce and simmer it down. Dont cook till its real thick..Keep it a bit soupy..

Drain the pasta into the pasta bowls to heat up up good..slap the pasta into the cream sauce, mix it up and add the shrimp. Pour into the heated pasta plates, sprinkle some more parsley onto it..add a few pieces of garlic bread..pour a ice cold beer or chilled wine..and Enjoy!!

Your Pal..DAJAX 1 pound of shrimp makes 5 servings or 4 for Fatties..LOL
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Posted by: Cajun Shrimp and Pasta..! ()
Date: July 11, 2017 11:24PM

So Good I had to do it again..This time I baked the shrimp in the oven bout 12 min sprinkled with Cajun spice with olive oil..

And another fav..Krusteaz Blueberry Silver Dollar pancakes with 2 pieces of bacon and Log Cabin Hot syrup..!!

DAJAX
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Posted by: Baked Chicken Mashed & Gravy ()
Date: July 20, 2017 09:51PM

Get a cheap frying chicken 4-6 dollars don't bother with a big roaster unless you need that much..remove the paper bag of giblets inside, Heat the oven to 325 ..Put the giblets in a pan of water just a bit ..a inch and a bit..and boil um up bout 20 minutes. But first clean out the chicken and wipe it off with paper towels and dry it..clean your hands..no cross contamination..!! LOL

Rub with some olive oil ..then salt a lil bit and pepper and other fav seasons. I like the Greek Stuff. Clean them paws again..and put the chicken in the oven at 325 and bake it till you smell it good..When the legs are letting go from rest its done and it will be browned up..about 1 3/4 hours

Now make the gravy, remove the hot chicken to a plate, and drain off the grease in the pan..not down the kitchen sink!! Leave all the good drippings and browned stuff. The Brown stuff is the magic that gives gravy flavor..Not Salt!! Drain the good drippings into the heavy skillet you'll have bout 3 -4 tablespoons of it..with a bit of grease..you cant help it..and add a couple tablespoons flour, stir it and heat it a bit..making a roux..then add some of that water from the giblets and some low sodium chicken broth. heat it up and stir it up and let it simmer.. it will thicken..add a bit of milk to enrich it and some Kitchen Bouquet to darken it and don't let it get too thick, it will thicken to glue if you do when it cools!! NO Salt needed with real drippings with flavor..Salt is for cheap gravys with out the good stuff..

Make up your mashed real taters ..redskins are great..peel um up a bit, cut into 4-6 pieces each depending on size.. boil um till they cut a bit easy..watch um..dont overcook and make soggy taters.. , drain um , mash um with a masher add some butter a bit, and whip um up adding milk with a hand mixer, be carefull with the milk....its real easy to put too much in and make milky taters.. Garlic Mashed Taters ?? ..slap a few cloves with skins removed in the taters as you boil um, the garlic will cook right up..mash and whip um .

Cut up the warm chicken and serve with the hot taters and gravy..The Veggies..Frozen..boil um up and drain and a bit of butter..serve um up..Or Fresh steamed the best with no added extras..straight up..Ok abit of butter..If ya have too..

Try the shrimp in cream sauce with some left over chicken later. Baked Chicken instead of shrimp, slap in some bottled or Fresh pesto and fresh boiled broccoli in it.. Vollia!!

Make Baked Chicken salad later diced baked chicken, celery chopped up, mayo..walnuts or cut grapes if you got $$ !! Mix it up chill Slap in on a Good Multi Grain piece of bread , mayo, lettuce ,fresh garden tomato..!! Great..

Your Pal... DAJAX The Southern Cook
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Posted by: Old Man ()
Date: July 20, 2017 11:00PM

Mr. DAJAX,

What is in the mug in the 7/11 posting? Does not look like Hobo Junction LOL???

Love your posts and recipes by the way. Big fan.

F the haters!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Old Man ()
Date: July 20, 2017 11:01PM

Coffee cup, not beer mug...

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Posted by: Freq ()
Date: July 20, 2017 11:36PM

This thread needs more Scrapple.

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Posted by: Hobo Junction Beer..Natch ()
Date: July 20, 2017 11:48PM

>What is in the mug in the 7/11 posting? Does not look like Hobo Junction LOL???

Thanks Pal..for the kind words that follow..

DAJAX Coffee ...Lots of Water ..A Beer..Or 2.. Libs..( ) add your number..LOL!!thats it..no sodas or junk..No Weed..No Dope..Cause I'm Not A Dope..

Water..Pure Clean Water..Ask any Animal..!! They got it Straight..They know The Score!! Just Like "Nature Boy" Did..Way back in Calif back in 1948..I knew bout him many many moons ago over 45... He was straight not gay..and liked Water too..I saw him in Life mag from a 1948 issue in high School. And I looked like him back then..LOL

http://nightflight.com/meet-nature-boy-eden-ahbez-the-first-california-hippie/

http://www.kcrw.com/news-culture/shows/unfictional/nature-boy

https://www.ft.com/content/10ceb390-44f7-11e5-af2f-4d6e0e5eda22?mhq5j=e1

Nature Boy Would Have Voted For TRUMP..Not For That Corrupt Fat Hag Hillary!!
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Posted by: Just a Whole Lot Stronger Thou.. ()
Date: July 20, 2017 11:57PM

Then the Nature Boy..LOL..No saggy belly ..I was tight as piano string..back then..

DAJAX..35 pull ups either way on the bar..a few one handed.. I can still jump and kick the top of a 7-0 door jamb...Ok a 6-10.. Not as Dammed Hard thou..or jump as far up..!!LOL! Conservative..Long Haired.. Nixon Voter..me..! Jimmy got me in 76..but that's it..Never Again a vote for a Democrat..Not A Dope!!

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Posted by: applewood smoked ()
Date: July 21, 2017 01:21PM

Just a Whole Lot Stronger Thou.. Wrote:
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> Then the Nature Boy..LOL..No saggy belly ..I was
> tight as piano string..back then..
>
> DAJAX..35 pull ups either way on the bar..a few
> one handed.. I can still jump and kick the top of
> a 7-0 door jamb...Ok a 6-10.. Not as Dammed Hard
> thou..or jump as far up..!!LOL! Conservative..Long
> Haired.. Nixon Voter..me..! Jimmy got me in
> 76..but that's it..Never Again a vote for a
> Democrat..Not A Dope!!


did you ever eat nueskie's bacon?

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Posted by: Nope... ()
Date: July 21, 2017 09:39PM

>did you ever eat nueskie's bacon?

1 word ..Like "Silent Cal"..LOL

DAJAX..Giving Y'all a Break..!!

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Posted by: Old Man ()
Date: July 22, 2017 09:24PM

Hobo Junction Beer..Natch Wrote:
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> >What is in the mug in the 7/11 posting? Does not
> look like Hobo Junction LOL???
>
> Thanks Pal..for the kind words that follow..
>
> DAJAX Coffee ...Lots of Water ..A Beer..Or 2..
> Libs..( ) add your number..LOL!!thats it..no
> sodas or junk..No Weed..No Dope..Cause I'm Not A
> Dope..
>
> Water..Pure Clean Water..Ask any Animal..!! They
> got it Straight..They know The Score!! Just Like
> "Nature Boy" Did..Way back in Calif back in
> 1948..I knew bout him many many moons ago over
> 45... He was straight not gay..and liked Water
> too..I saw him in Life mag from a 1948 issue in
> high School. And I looked like him back then..LOL
>
> http://nightflight.com/meet-nature-boy-eden-ahbez-
> the-first-california-hippie/
>
> http://www.kcrw.com/news-culture/shows/unfictional
> /nature-boy
>
> https://www.ft.com/content/10ceb390-44f7-11e5-af2f
> -4d6e0e5eda22?mhq5j=e1
>
> Nature Boy Would Have Voted For TRUMP..Not For
> That Corrupt Fat Hag Hillary!!

Mr. DAJAX,

I was hoping you would give us some input on the grilling thread. Do you have any special techniques for grilling steaks?

As G Gordon Liddy would say, "thank you for your service".

Best Regards,
Old Man

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Posted by: Hot Fire Weber Grill Or Gas ()
Date: July 22, 2017 10:01PM

Thats it and a iron searing grate in the middle of the grill. Gas grills also do a good steak as they get hot and may have excellent grates for steaks.

All steaks should be pulled out of the refer a hour before cooking and left at room temp..72 F or so..Not 90F..!LOL

Thick steaks are always the best more then 1 inch .A great steak is 1 1/2 inch thick if you can afford it or find one. Prime beef is the best and hard to find for consumers. Choice is a good steak as well. Grab a Rib Eye or NY striploin from BJ's or Costco and had cut your own if you can afford that. I have seen Prime at Costco..180 -200 dollars.

Many say the Rib Eye is the best steak..It is juicy and flavorfull a great steak, they will flare up more.

The NY Strip is a favorite. If theres a bone, cut it out so the steak will ,lay on the grate not on the bone.

T Bones and Porterhouse are great too.The difference is the Porterhouse has more loin in it.

Fillets are also a good steak, tender and smaller, again the thicker the better

After the grill is good and hot, slap the steak on it, let sit 2 minutes then turn it 90 degrees to get the cross hatch marks. I do a thick one about another 2 minutes then turn it

Salt should be kept off steaks till served, I don't salt..but some say that's a wives tale. I do season my steaks with a bit of Cajun seasoning on one side lightly. There are many rubs , seasonings and marinates ..your choice. same with steak sauces I like Heinz 57 but don't always use it.

Steaks taken off the grill should be put on a hot plate.. a tad of butter placed on them to melt is good. There are many sauces people make, I don't.

Rare steaks are soft to the touch, well done hard. I like a thick steak rare or med rare and a thin steak med well to well. Pan fried 1/2 " thin steaks on the indoor stove I always cook well.

When cooking I put the cover on the Weber with all vents wide open, Many BBQ with out it, it does heat and cook the steak some , same on a gas grill.

One thing everyone knows , Grilling a Steak..Your the Cook , so cook and watch um cooking, if they flare , use a tool to knock the coals aside a bit on charcoal or move the steak and pout it back on the grill in the same location best you can.No I don't use a squirt gun..LOL on flareups..Too Lazy!!

Have good real steak knives for all and the extras ..Grilled mushrooms, sauted onions or mushrooms, in butter..in wine..what you like, Onion Rings deep fried with Viadallia Onions, Baked Taters wrapped in foil, always look good, bacon, sour cream, butter..chives..the list goes on and add fat..

French Fries , Mashed Potato's, Skillet fried potatoes and onions, Scalloped Potatoes, lyonise Potatos..Potatos very which way always go with a steak, A Big California Salad with all kind of veggies and greens tossed at the table side and a loaf of grilled garlic bread and corn on the cob cooked on the grill or just boiled,chilled sliced fresh tomatoes..

And ICE Cold Hobo Junction Beer or Chilled Wine or "ater..Water..Pure Clean Water".Like Nature Boy!..ICE Tea too..and your a Patio Daddy -O Steak Cooking Guy ..Like back in the 50's! Don't forget the Goofy Chefs BBQ Bib think..emblazoned with stupid sayings..!

DAJAX

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Posted by: Old Man ()
Date: July 22, 2017 10:34PM

Thank you sir!

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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show ()
Date: July 22, 2017 11:09PM

And don't forget your taggle.com or TaskRabbit hobos to add the fresh hobo jism that is essential to every Dajax dish.

And remember if your beer glass isn't almost all foam you're pouring wrong. Dajax loves to give head!

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Posted by: As Emril Says. Up a Notch!! ()
Date: July 22, 2017 11:25PM

Taking the Chicken Parmesan Cream Sauce Pasta to ..another level..With Broccoli Flowerets and thin sliced Red Peppers in it ..a Bit of nutmeg..and a lighter sauce with milk and a Lil bit of cream..Boxed Cheap Fettuccini But Still Great!!

Cheap! Hobo Beer !! Ice Cold with a Good German Foamy Head..! Cheese Graters..High class now with some Parmesan Reggi..You know the $$ Stuff!!

DAJAX Shrimp would Work In this Dish too!!
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Posted by: Best Seafood Shack In Virginia ! ()
Date: July 26, 2017 11:08PM

South of a River AT DAJAX'S..A Steamed Spiced Shrimp Basket!!

With Fried Shoestrings, DAJAX'S World Famous Southern Cole Slaw!! And A Hush Puppy!

Steamed Spiced Shrimp..Get um at Giant..boil water and after rinsing um off ..slap um in..Boil 4-5 minutes till they turn Pink..Drain um and sprinkle J O's #1 Spice on um..Toss Um Up Baby in the colander ..strainer..and turn um out into your foil lined basket..with the fries..the slaw , the Hush puppy and the Cocktail sauce made with Heinz Ketchup and Kelchners Horse-Radish..as they spell it from Giant!! Mix it up..Thats all there is too it..Fancy it up with a bit of Lemon Juice..if ya want..Have a bowl for the shells and a ICE COLD Hobo Beer..Ya!!

If there was a waterfront view..Ho Ho..How Wonderfull!

The JO Trick comes from Harrisons..OC MD at the end of the Boardwalk at the inlet..Thats the way they "Used "to do Um..at the Raw Bar..

Cant find JO's #1 ..?? Get a 12 Oz bottle at Anglers at the Bay Bridge in the Free State of Maryland on RT 50..Or In Ocean City at Martins Seafood in West OC..Pack a Korean Stove..a sauce pan.a strainer ...and a bottle of JO's #1 and eat all the steamed spiced Shrimp You Want at the Beach!! Cook Um ..Secret Like..In The parking lot..5 minutes..LOL!..Plenty of Shrimp at Grocery stores..a Couple lemons..a bottle home made of the cocktail sauce..A Ocean Front room..with a Refer..Ice Cold Hobo Beer..Theres Plenty of Summertime left Pals..!

DAJAX ...Looking Now For some Baloney and a Potato..
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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: July 27, 2017 12:35AM

You can't boil AND steam shrimp. Your daily diet of hobo jism or as you like to call it "JO Sauce" is rotting your brain like AIDS.

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Posted by: step off ()
Date: July 27, 2017 02:12AM

Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
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> You can't boil AND steam shrimp. Your daily diet
> of hobo jism or as you like to call it "JO Sauce"
> is rotting your brain like AIDS.


Back up and let the man cook his skrimps however he want.

Nigga can't do shit for him damn self but always gotta be all up in somebody else's business.

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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: July 28, 2017 01:50AM

Hobo says what?

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Posted by: "Nova Pizza Joint BBQ" ()
Date: August 01, 2017 12:08AM

From the days of old with Arab and Greek Pizza and sub shops that were in NOVA..Pizza Bazano..Kazano....Andys..LOL..others a "BBQ" Sub..Its been many moons and I remembered this cheap favorite..and its Simple and good..

Sub Roll or French Bread..or Any Rolls..slice it open and toast the outside..inside will be warm

Ground beef....Sliced Sweet Onions..Bottled BBQ Sauce your favorite..

Slap the beef and onions on the heavy skillet..saute it and make it fine with the spatula ..drain when done..then pour some bottled BBQ Sauce on it mix it up and heat..

Slap it on the toasted roll by itself or better add some of DAJAX'S Southern Cole Slaw made in minutes..

Cole Slaw Bag From Giant..Other Joints.. ..slap into big bowl..Make Secret Sauce..1/4 cup cider vinegar..1/3 cup sugar..mix it up..then add big squirt of cheap mustard, and then mayo..and 1 teaspoon celery seeds..mix it up with a wisk..Sprinkle a small amount of celery salt on the slaw mix and pour the Secret Sauce on it and mix..slap in the refrigerator a bit and put on the BBQ sandwhich..Slaw is better the next day..! NATCH!!

DAJAX. Cheap and simple And..Dammed Good Too.."NOVA Pizza Joint BBQ" Why Did I make such a small one..I want another!!
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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 01, 2017 01:16AM

So the recipe is cole slaw in a bag from Giant? You must looove to suck dick.

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Posted by: BEST SEAFOOD IN VIRGINIA ()
Date: August 01, 2017 11:47PM

Ya..Baby..South of A River at..DAJAX'S ..MYSTERY SHACK!!..Oh!!..The Home Made Food..!! The Southern Cole Slaw and Tater Salad..the SEAFOOD..!..The SOUL FOOD!!

Yes..a White Man Can have some ..Soul.. Now is the Time For ALL GOOD COOKS..To get Cooking Some fresh Crab meat as they are bringing it in to Giant Food..Whole Foods..Wegmans..the Best Local places to get It..! Get you a deep fryer and Dig In..! Fresh Chesapeake Bay Crab Meat..!

DAJAX'S VIRGINIA CRABCAKES.. Great at "High On The Hog Virginia Beach Or OC ...OBX ..Relaxing..In A Condo with a Kitchen or $$$ Beach house.

1 pound Fresh Back Fin Crab Meat..Back Fin IS Great for Crab Cakes..Pick out any big shells..

1 Egg

1 Tablespoon Mayo

12 White Soda Crackers Ground up with some Fresh Curly Parsley..In A Food Processor or Blender..Rum ..Coconut Cream ..washed out Natch.. No Blender Crush Um..Hulk..!

1/2 to 1 Teaspoon Old Bay Spice

Good Splash..1 Teaspoon at least Worcestershire Sauce

1 tablespoon Dijon Mustard

Add Extras You Want Too..Red..Green Peppers..Green onions..Sweet Onions..Are Some Favorites..

Mix It All up..Let it sit a bit ..then.. Fry um Lightly till browned..then Slap um in a 300 F Oven for 10 minutes .and they are all done..at one time..! Makes 4 Big Ones..to 6 Regular Crab cakes 8 smaller ones....Or Small Round Crabbette Balls, Great for appetizers or with a fresh green salad with chilled melon slices and some cold steamed spiced shrimp..and fresh tomatoes and other veggies ..a lite vinaigrette Like At Fish Market in Old Town!!

The mix can keep a day in the fridge..

Serve it up with a variety of good sides..Baked potatoes..Scalloped potatoes, Mashed Potatoes, Fried potatoes and onions..French Fries, Tater salad, Cole Slaw, Steamed Veggies, Big Fresh.."California"..Tossed Salad with some crackers for the crab cakes Maryland Style..Corn On The Cob..Fresh Sliced Tomatoes..Creamed Spinach.. Creamed Corn..Chilled Cantalope..What Ever You Like.. Plus..Iced Tea..Cold Sodas..Chilled wine...Or Hobo Junctions Finest ICE COLD Beer!!

Your Pal..DAJAX..At A "Mystery Shack"..South Of A River..
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Posted by: A.T. (from da real world) ()
Date: August 02, 2017 12:08AM

Arthur Treacher's fish and chips, the meal you can not make at home!

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Posted by: Old Crab ()
Date: August 02, 2017 11:55PM

Forget the back fin. Getcha some lump Chesapeake blue crab from Costco. Try the Old Bay crab cake mix available at all the stores. You wont be disappointed.

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Posted by: THEY Cant Hold A Candle! ()
Date: August 03, 2017 11:27PM

To OLD Man DAJAX'S South Of A River Seafood Cooking!! As A White MAN..With SOUL..I Like Spicy Food With SOUL!

DAJAX'S Buffalo Shrimp !! Served "Big Daddy" Style In A Basket With All The Fixings and ICE Cold Hobo Beer!

DAJAX'S Deep Fried Shrimp..Like I Told Ya How To Make On FXU Already..!..In Buffalo Sauce..Melt 2 tablespoons or more of butter in a small mixing bowl set in the boiling water Corn Pot..Double Duty..Saving Energy..Right!! Green DAJAX Now..!

Then add some more CRYSTAL Louisiana Hot Sauce. a bit more then 50/50 butter hot sauce with Hot Sauce at 55..60 %..Mix it up.. Fry The "Skrimps" Like I told ya here already..in Corn Meal and Washington Seafood Breading mixed up..and slap the sauce in a big mixing bowl and toss the Skrimps in and..Toss um up..

Have Plenty of Paper Towels and The ICE Cold Beer To Wash Um Down..Or ICE Tea....Wine..?? You'll Just have To "Whine" You don't have any ICE Cold Beer..!

TOO Lazy To Cook Um Up..Or Too Busy making that BIG Money..Climbing That Ladder..!! Go To FISH MARKET in Old Town Alexandria..They Got Um Pals..!Tell Um DAJAX Is A BiG Fan..and SENT Ya..! 11.99 a Batch with Carrots and Celery and Blue Cheese..Grab a Cold One too..

Ill Be Watching Ya..From a Bar Stool..LOL!!..I Could get a Discount For sending ya to Um..But I dont Dare Tell Um ..I'm..DAJAX..! No Guns In Bars..Drinking ..!! Cops Would Be Coming..Patting Me Down..Even Thou..I would be.."NO GUNS DAJAX"..The Law Abiding..Native Born American .. First! Virginian And Southerner By The Grace Of God..Second!!

DAJAX Your Pal..! And Now Ladies And Gentlemen of The South..I Excuse My Self for a time..To Enjoy The Rest Of the Summer..!! As It Cools Down!! OC..VB await..! Lousy Food..Natch..They Cant Hold A Candle..But Great Beaches..!
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Posted by: Lose 5 Pounds Overnight ()
Date: August 04, 2017 11:09PM

I will..after eating this Greek Dish Copied from Primos in Belle View Center off Ft Hunt Road..Chicken Souvlaki Kabobs over Salad Greek Style With Feta Cheese and Greek Dressing.Home Grown Garden Tomatoes..Wow! What a difference then the store ones..Greek Olives, Pepperoncini. And Greek Flatbread..not Pita Heated up in the Iron Skillet..the Chicken done on the BBQ Grill..with red Green peppers and Sweet Vidila Onions ..!

Hobo beer Natch

Take a chicken breast and cut it up in small pieces, slap in a marinade of Red Wine Vinegar, Lemon Juice, Olive Oil Cayean Pepper Oregano some SalT..Whoa..! And Pepper..I forgot the garlic..Marinade it at least 2 hours or all day and the next..! Skewer it up and grill or cook in a heavy iron skillet..veggies off in a skillet on the side..

On a chilled plate put some Romaine greens chopped up..The veggies tomato wedges, and splash all over with Salad vinaigrette made with Olive oil Red Wine Vinegar Minced Garlic Oregano Feta Cheese finely minced and Pepper and ..Gasp Salt.. Lord..Dont use The Chicken Vinaigrette..on the Salad..Pot Smokes..!! After the chicken been sitting in it..! Dangers Of the Munchies Now..

Put the grilled chicken on the salad and some feta cheese ..add the quartered warm flat bread.. and REDUCE..!

Go To Primos to Try The Real Ting..Bout 14.00 and they make it to carry Out..

Your Pal..DAJAX..About To Split to the Beach..!! Hell NO..Im Not going To Rehoboth.."South". ..Dammit..! Not Even Close..!!
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Posted by: Twice A Year Only ()
Date: August 11, 2017 10:55PM

A Greasy fill Er Up..and one of the Best things I Ever Ate..Jimmy Deans Sage Sausage with red peppers onions mushrooms in a cream sauce with blue cheese dressing. Over Spätzle..That's why its a 2 times a year dish..!

A pound of the Jimmy Deans Sage Sausage sautéed up fine with the old slotted spoon

Grease drained and red peppers cut up in it and sweet onions and mushrooms too..Pour in some heavy whipping cream or cream and let it simmer till it thickens then add about 2 big tablespoons of Lighthouse Blue cheese dressing..Or Crumbled Blue Cheese..!

Boil up a big pot of water, make the Spatzel..1 egg bout 1 cup flour good dash of nutmeg and milk ..mix it up to a sticky dough that's loose. Put it on a cutting board and cut off scraping it into the water about 1/4 inch at a time..Or pour it into a Spätzle Maker, a lil metal box with holes on the bottom, you slide it on a frame back and forth cross the boiling water and lil drops of batter fall in and create lil Spätzle's..Home Made German Noodles. Let um boil up bout 10 minutes drain um off into the pasta bowls to heat um up. slap um into the dishes and put that Sausage in Cream mix over um..Way Good!! Way Easy Way Cheap Way salty and Way Fatty..

DAJAX Spatzels are good With some butter on um too..With a Home Made Chicken Schnitzel..And Red Cabbage..

"DAJAX Love Food..Love people" LOL..as One Troll Blasted me..Come here..Legally..Smile..! I Say
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Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: August 12, 2017 10:32PM

Twice A Year Only Wrote:
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> A Greasy fill Er Up..and one of the Best things I
> Ever Ate..Jimmy Deans Sage Sausage with red
> peppers onions mushrooms in a cream sauce with
> blue cheese dressing. Over Spätzle..That's why
> its a 2 times a year dish..!
>
> A pound of the Jimmy Deans Sage Sausage sautéed
> up fine with the old slotted spoon
>
> Grease drained and red peppers cut up in it and
> sweet onions and mushrooms too..Pour in some
> heavy whipping cream or cream and let it simmer
> till it thickens then add about 2 big tablespoons
> of Lighthouse Blue cheese dressing..Or Crumbled
> Blue Cheese..!
>
> Boil up a big pot of water, make the Spatzel..1
> egg bout 1 cup flour good dash of nutmeg and milk
> ..mix it up to a sticky dough that's loose. Put it
> on a cutting board and cut off scraping it into
> the water about 1/4 inch at a time..Or pour it
> into a Spätzle Maker, a lil metal box with holes
> on the bottom, you slide it on a frame back and
> forth cross the boiling water and lil drops of
> batter fall in and create lil Spätzle's..Home
> Made German Noodles. Let um boil up bout 10
> minutes drain um off into the pasta bowls to heat
> um up. slap um into the dishes and put that
> Sausage in Cream mix over um..Way Good!! Way Easy
> Way Cheap Way salty and Way Fatty..
>
> DAJAX Spatzels are good With some butter on um
> too..With a Home Made Chicken Schnitzel..And Red
> Cabbage..
>
> "DAJAX Love Food..Love people" LOL..as One Troll
> Blasted me..Come here..Legally..Smile..! I Say

Sorry, dude...that's probably delicious, but it looks like, well, barf!

P.S."Spaetzle"

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Posted by: Uncle Sampson ()
Date: August 12, 2017 10:38PM

But wait, is there a good recipe for how to make toast?

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Posted by: Page 1 Pal..LOL ()
Date: August 12, 2017 10:57PM

You gotta know its there.."My Perps" as one poster told it..!! LOL!

DAJAX That Sausage in Cream..It is delicious and a 1 time in 5 years dish..as its fat and Saltsville ..Homemade Chicken soup was tonight..and NO I was not In Charlottesville today!..We FXU folks are too refined for that stuff..

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Posted by: it's great ()
Date: August 14, 2017 01:36PM

Page 1 Pal..LOL Wrote:
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> You gotta know its there.."My Perps" as one poster
> told it..!! LOL!
>
> DAJAX That Sausage in Cream..It is delicious and
> a 1 time in 5 years dish..as its fat and
> Saltsville ..Homemade Chicken soup was
> tonight..and NO I was not In Charlottesville
> today!..We FXU folks are too refined for that
> stuff..

Did you ever eat at Boardwalk Fries? They really need to put one of those in around here.

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Posted by: Love Food..Love People..People! ()
Date: August 14, 2017 11:45PM

They have a Boardwalk Fries in Franconia..Or Is it Boardwalk Burgers..

They don't cut it Pals..Burgers are supposed to be on soft burger buns, grilled with a bit of butter..Just Like Roy Rogers.. Not on Harder Kaiser rolls that Pit beef go on.. Cant bad mouth the Fries.. Subs are supposed to be on Crispy Sub Rolls like Ottenburgers..toasted a bit in the Pizza Oven..Costco..DAMMT IT ..Get the Regular Ottos Rolls..To Hell with the Half Size Ones..and ..Ill Renew my membership..If Not..Go To HELL!!

Now..A Low Country Boil Again.. Gulf Shrimp from Giant..Sweet Corn ..Sweet Onion..
Kielbasa Sausage, Garlic Cloves, Redskin Winning Super Bowl Potatoes.. and a few slices of lemon at the last minute with the shrimp..Tonys Spice..Like I Already told Ya bout here!! Make a Big pile ..invite All your Friends Pour it all out in the evening and dig in!! A Great Party Meal..

Made Even better with DAJAX'S Corn Sticks..1/2 cup white corn meal..1/2 cup Regular All Purpose flour..NEVER Use Self Rising Salt Flour!! 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon ..Lousy Salt!! 1/4 cup melted butter and 1 Cup milk or Buttermilk..You Know I swiped the recipe somewhere!! And If you got a sweet tooth ..A couple Big tablespoons sugar..Slap some sliced Jalapenos in it..some cut sweet corn..But don't overdo the extras.. Mix it up good pals.. just before baking..

Now The BIG Secret that has caused some of ya to throw away those cast iron baking pans like corn sticks or wedges..Ya got to heat the oven to 450F..and let it heat a good 1/2 hour..That's how long most ovens need..and slap the pans in the hot oven 6 minutes to get HOT.after its up to 450...before pulling um out and brushing um with veggie oil with a dedicated paint brush cheapo..or "Pastry Brush" For ya rich folk..The ya pour in the corn stick batter
and try to get it right but if it goes over abit ya can cut that off later..You'll hear the batter sizzle a bit and ya know its right! Then slap the baking pan back in the oven and take apeep after bout 10 minutes and bake um till there a bit brown..Pull um out..dont slap um on the table and melt a big spot ..let um cool 10 minutes and ya can take a knife and pop um right out the pans..some butter and ya!! Youl be digging Um..Good Cheap and great for so many dishes like Chili..Soups.. Fish..Fried Shrimp..BBQ..

Your Pal..Even though I Give Hell to Ya Libs..on FXU..with my mouth a bit much..ya know.. "On the Keys"....In Real Life..Id pull ya from a burning car..and Give Ya the shirt off my back too..Cause...Im ..ALL AMERICAN!

DAJAX
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Posted by: And 2 Eggs ..In Them Cornsticks ()
Date: August 14, 2017 11:48PM

What a Dummy..Ya..need the EGGS..Ya. Baby..

DAJAX

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Posted by: AND 1 More.. ()
Date: August 14, 2017 11:54PM

The sugar in the corn sticks..Is a bit....Well .....Lousy...We Real Southerners keep it out and put a bit of bacon grease in the corn mix..Just a Bit now..A lil Flavor..with out the sugar..

DAJAX

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Posted by: Old Favorite Pals.. ()
Date: August 25, 2017 10:33PM

Spaghetti and meatballs..World Best Cheap Fill Ya Up!! And good With ICE Cold Hobo beer..Only..South Of A River at DAJAX'S

Extra Cheap Flop House Recipe

Bottle of Sauce Any Kind

Box Of Spaghetti

Bag of frozen meat balls from Giant or Wal Mart or .."Supermarket" ..

Heat sauce, put meat balls in it

Boil Water put Spaghetti in it, boil 10 minutes drain..Pour Hot Sauce all ove..

Make Wild Claims That Flop House Spaghetti is Worlds Best on FXU..

Show "Lousy Craft Beer"..Claim Its better then Horse..P...LOL..!

If It Aint ..South Of A River..its Not From..

DAJAX!!
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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 26, 2017 03:27PM

Spaghetti and "any" sauce with frozen meatballs is NOT a recipe. You sucking bean soup out of a hobo's ass, now that's a recipe.

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Posted by: French Bistro Steak Sauce ()
Date: August 27, 2017 10:35PM

On Top of this T-Bone.. Butter some minced Shallots, Chives and Fresh Parsley minced up, and heated..Poured over a Steak..Ya.!!French Bistro Steak Sauce!!

With ICE COLD Hobo Beer and a Baked Tater and Fresh Green Beans..

In France they Pan Saute..FRY.. the steaks like a NY Strip or Ribeye and have some "Frites" ..French Fries Lil Thin ones with the steak. Its Great that way too in a heavy cast iron pan..Like What I use..

Always serve a Steak..ON A HOT Plate!!

DAJAX.....SOUTH Of A RIVER!!
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Posted by: Recipe ()
Date: August 28, 2017 06:05PM

Buy stuff from store. Open bags, open jars, cook um. Serve with Hobo Junction Beer. If um looks like um came out of a hobo's ass you did um right! Natch!

South of a River.

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Posted by: Ribs..You Said It!! ()
Date: August 29, 2017 10:18PM

At DAJAX'S.."South Of A River"

With Southern Cole Slaw and Real Mac and Cheese

Ribs and Mac and Cheese and Slaw popped outta a can..LOL..Ya..They Came in a MRE

DAJAX Jamming the Rest into cans..to send to Texas. Best food they will get from across the USA..Till the Texans get on their feet again..At..THE SALT LICK in Driftwood and other Locations..!!

http://saltlickbbq.com/sunday-menu/
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Posted by: Real Mac & Cheese." N NYC" Speak ()
Date: August 30, 2017 12:15AM

Ya take some mac..any kind shape and boil um up bout 11 minutes and drain um..bout 1/2 a box.Boil the water first then add the mac..Natch! then count the time..DUH!! Drain it when its "Al La Dente" That's..Italian.."To The Tooth"..a bit of resistance to it..Not Mushy!!

Ya Preheat the oven at 350F as the water heats to boil..

Ya put a tablespoon butter and another tablespoon flour in a sauce pan and heat it and stir it up..this is called a Roux. And Ya don't have to cook it much at all..just a bit till it thickens up..2 minutes.. NOT At High heat!! Simmer Ya..!!

Ya put some dry mustard in there about 1/2-3/4 teaspoon. Or a squirt of French's Mustard. Ya Mix it Up..Pals..

Ya Add about 1 cup and a bit of milk 1/4 cup or less extra and mix it up preferably with a whisk..and bring it up to a simmer..not a boil..

Ya Add a 8 OZ pack of Mild Or Sharp cheddar cheese Or Salty American Cheese..Ya! Great but Double Salty..and like magic.. watch it all melt in as Ya stir it in. It becomes Ya A Cheese Sauce

Ya add the drained mac and stir it up

Ya Butter or Grease up or Pam spray a baking dish and slap the mac and cheese mix in it.

Ya bake it at 350F about 20-30 minutes and then pull it out..It should be browned a bit on da sides..Watch it after 20 minutes..

Ya Gotta think Out-Side Of the Box..Elbow Noodles are good..but so are all the other shapes..!

Ya Pull it out and serve it up hot and gooey and later it microwaves great!

YA GOT IT..!

Your Pal..DAJAX..!..Ya Got a Lot Of dough..?? Ya Add Some steamed or boiled chopped up..Lobster Meat..YAAA!! I Say Ya..But I Never have had it this way as I don't have that kind of ..Dough!! But One Can be Brave.,.and Imagine.!

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Posted by: In Honor Of Texans ()
Date: August 30, 2017 10:48PM

Texas Fried Steak with Country Gravy and Peas and Q's.

Grab a Cheap copy as real Texas Fried steak is made with a real steak.

Get a pack of beef cube steaks, pour milk all over um..Buttermilk even better and let um sit 30 minutes. Then set um in flour season with salt and pepper and let um sit a few more to let the flour set up. Slap um in a heavy Iron skillet that ya should have by now with a 1/4 inch of canola oil you have heat up..Peanut or Pecan for Real Texans or LARD! Fry um up till browned and crisp a bit and pull um off and drain um on paper towels. Pour off the grease and leave about 3 tablespoons in the pan and the browned pieces..Add a couple of tablespoon flour..Ya A Roux and stir it up at low heat..then add some milk and a bit of chicken broth low salt and pepper.. Simmer it up and put that Gravy over your Real mashed taters and Texas Steaks..

Wash it down with the Newest Hobo Junction Beer.." BOSS LAGER" and dig in!

The new Hobo.."BOSS" is at Lidi..The new German Food Chain with Low prices..!

Sorry Suckers..Ya gotta be .."South of a River" to get to one..LOL!

Your Pal..DAJAX

Now Some Boot Scooting Texas Music..In Honor of the Bass Boat -Jon Boat Cajun Navy Fleet and Texas Fishermen helping people out saving lives after Hurricane..HARVEY!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGF4ibgcHQE Deep In The Heart Of Texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM The Yellow Rose Of Texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyu3OIn5A00 The Alamo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX4Flhw0HSA Ballad of The Berets

In Honor of TEXAN Audie Murphy Americas Highest decorated Soldier of World War 2
and all of the Texans then and today that defend America.!
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Posted by: DAJAX Fan ()
Date: August 30, 2017 11:00PM

Hello Mr. DAJAX,

Have you ever tried the beer in the following thread? I would like to know if it comes close to Hobo Junction.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2233542/2660486.html#msg-2660486


Also, would you be willing to do a report on what DAJAX is up to for the weekend? Or a post weekend report? I love Colonial Beach and you have mentioned that in some previous posts. Perhaps you could let us know good places to go, etc. Also, old town F'burg? But I assume that is north of the river.

Would also like to know where to get the table cloth...

Regards,
DAJAX fan (thank you for your service)

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Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: August 30, 2017 11:26PM

That last one is the definition of hobo jism, but at least you finally poured ONE beer right.

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Posted by: Old Milwalkee Is Hobo Beer ()
Date: August 30, 2017 11:29PM

As well as any good cheap beer. A good place to go is Richmond..100 miles to the south of NOVA..to see the history of Virginia in many ways and see the River thru the city which is a park. Its a popular place for students at VCU and canoes and kayak folk with some real white water thru the city

And when down that way be sure to stop in a Greentop .right on the right off I95 with the American Flag flying...the best place in Virginia for hunting and fishing items..!

Sorry the table cloths are gone..A one time thing at Ollies in Fredericksburg and one in the West End of Henrico County which is a very nice place that reminds me of Fairfax County in some ways in the late 70's .Today its full of shopping centers along Broad Street but nice homes in quite subdivisions at 1/2 the cost of Fairfax Co.

Yes Fredericksburg City is.."South Of A River" and as far as what I will do..That changes like the wind blowing! LOL! Fredericksburg also has a park all alone the Rappahannock and the young people enjoy riding down it on tubes..canoes and kayaks..

Take Care Pal..and All Pals too on FXU..

DAJAX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ot7amDyqbY The Irish Brigade as I have said I have no southern heritage my ancestors all fought for the Union and I have Respect for all Americans and like many American folk music songs. No I have never owned a Rebel Flag..as said No CSA heritage. And No Hate!

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Posted by: Was Going to Post ()
Date: August 31, 2017 11:08PM

But went to the outhouse..fell and the hogs are eating me..!!

DAJAX LOL!! Done!!

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Posted by: Jambalaya..!! ()
Date: September 18, 2017 12:04AM

Cajun !! And a Quick way of making it.. turn oven on to 450F..Spray a 13X9 pan with Pam.. then slice up 2 stalks of celery, mince 3-4 cloves garlic and chop 1 medium sweet onion. Put um in a microwavable bowl with a tablespoon of olive oil and a tablespoon of Cajun Seasoning like .."Slap Ya Momma" Or Tonys..Mix it up and cover with plastic wrap. Microwave 5 minutes ..give it a stir at 3..Watch IT..Removing that plastic wrap..thats a Hot One..the steam!! Remove at 5 minutes..

I also added some sliced leeks, some shallots and Green and Red Peppers chopped up..! Got To Have Green Pepper Onions and Celery The Cajun ..Trinity.!

Then slap 2 3/4 cups..OK 3 cups preferably LOW Salt Low Fat Chicken broth.in a bowl cover with the plastic wrap and micro wave 3 minutes..

Put the hot veggies and the hot broth in the 13 By 9 and add 1 1/3 cup rice..and a Can of NO Salt Diced Tomatoes ..a 14.5 OZ can. Stir it up..and cover with foil tightly and slap it in the oven for 30 minutes..NO peeking..!

Meanwhile cut up 12 OZ of Sausage.. Andouille..or Smoked Beef or Kielbasa and remove the shells from 3/4 pound of Good 7 dollar a pound Shrimp from Giant!

After 30min..pull the dish from the oven..remove the foil and mix the rice up a bit..then add the shrimp and sausage and mix it up and put the pan back in the oven uncovered..for bout 15 minutes more..

Pull it out and mix it up a bit more..let it sit a few.. 5 -10 minutes..then sprinkle some sliced green onions over it and DIG In..and DIG IT!!

A Green Salad..And some ICE Cold Tea..Or...HOBO beer Goes Great with it..and It Micros..Great the next day..!

DAJAX..Sorry Pals..I pitched the Seafood Table Cloth..It was Beat!!
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Posted by: Oh Well..The Okra..!! Dope!! ()
Date: September 18, 2017 12:09AM

Ya pals..Ya put some thawed frozen okra in it the last 15 minutes..! Bout a half cup..or a bit more....Or Fresh..!

DAJAX Okra the Sticky Veggie..!! It was Dammed Good and NO Stove Top Work..Just a Microwave ..and a Oven..! 1 pan !! ..Cept the broth and veggie bowls..but Ya can use just one..for the both of um..Takes a few more NY Minutes..Ya know..

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Posted by: dietary regimen ()
Date: September 18, 2017 07:26AM

Oh Well..The Okra..!! Dope!! Wrote:
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> Ya pals..Ya put some thawed frozen okra in it the
> last 15 minutes..! Bout a half cup..or a bit
> more....Or Fresh..!
>
> DAJAX Okra the Sticky Veggie..!! It was Dammed
> Good and NO Stove Top Work..Just a Microwave ..and
> a Oven..! 1 pan !! ..Cept the broth and veggie
> bowls.

Do you follow a strict macrobiotic diet?

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Posted by: Demographer ()
Date: September 18, 2017 07:02PM

Anyone ever wonder what happened to Mrs. DAJAX?

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Posted by: abandoned ()
Date: September 18, 2017 10:29PM

Demographer Wrote:
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> Anyone ever wonder what happened to Mrs. DAJAX?


Said she was going out for a pack of smokes ten years ago and hasn't been since.

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Posted by: She's Pressing Tennis Whites ()
Date: September 18, 2017 10:42PM

That all you punks need to know..and I just finished cleaning up the cooking mess..a while ago..! LOL ! I got 2 pages open..this One..and Another about a Lousy Lib Canidate..Just like Ya'll at work..Im Good at switching back and forth when the BOSS comes round..!

NOW!! Pasta in Garlic Cream..With Chicken Breast Red and Green Peppers Shallots and fresh Curly Parsley!

Always put hot pasta of Any type on a HOT DISH!! If Ya Only Remember One Thing I taught Ya. Remember That!

DAJAX...No Cold Dish...Sticky Jelled Pasta for US!!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Demographer ()
Date: September 19, 2017 05:59PM

abandoned Wrote:
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> Demographer Wrote:
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> > Anyone ever wonder what happened to Mrs. DAJAX?
>
>
> Said she was going out for a pack of smokes ten
> years ago and hasn't been since.

Perhaps her name was Estelle?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 19, 2017 10:38PM

That is some serious noodles with hobo jism. Where do you find all the hoboes?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Tastes Just Like Chef Boyardee ()
Date: September 21, 2017 11:09PM

The Next Day pals.. Quick On the Cheap no cook Baked Spaghetti with Meatballs..FAST!

Perfect for College student.."Animal Houses" Grab a Jar of Spaghetti Sauce..Any kind..and a pack..1 pound..16 OZ of thin spaghetti..and a pound of 93-95% Ground Beef..

Preheat oven to 470 F..Let it sit till its hot as you prepare..Take a 13 X 9 glass baking dish and slap the sauce in there with 2 1/4 cups of water. Mix it up..Take the box of spaghetti and put almost all of it ..3/4th the box..broke in half in the sauce and water . Then take the ground beef and divide it in half..then divide those halfs into halfs..then those lil ones in half and that makes 16 lil meat balls..Round um up and slap um into the sauce and pasta here and there. Cover the pan with aluminum foil and slap into the hot oven..30 minutes later pull it out..remove foil , stir it with a spatula and leave the foil off.

Put it back into the hot oven bout 8-10 more minutes..Pull it out..stir it up up a bit and let it set bout 5-10 minutes then Dish it Up..ON HOT PLATES..!

A Green Salad..Some Garlic Bread..Great! Feeds 1 Hog..2-3 Men, 4-6 Women with some salad with it..

Use less the 93% Beef.. Spoon the lakes of grease off from the meat balls..

I Like Ragu Meat sauce..And I add some Vodka..some milk,some green pepper and some cheese to the sauce..To The Meat balls I add 1 egg, some Italian bread crumbs and a good snort of Nutmeg!!.. For This recipe ..Next day if any is left..the sauce will dry into the pasta..Put a 1/4 to 1/2 cup of water or a bit more in a sauce pan..add some spaghetti and meatballs..heat with a cover..The sauce will "Come Back"..and serve..ON A HOT PLATE!! LOL.. And Marvel..How It NOW..Tastes Now.. Just Like Chef Boyardee's..!!

On The Cheap good and quick!!! less then 1 hour..Tops..!

DAJAX..Ya Know That Nutmeg..Is What does It..Ya also use it in Swedish Meatballs..!

Ah..Pals..Do Those Young College Folk..Still Live in.."Animal Houses"..LOL! I have been in a few In My time..! LOL! 40 + Back..! And a BIG + at that!!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Chef Boyarede ()
Date: September 22, 2017 12:05AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi

And Ya thought That Was Just a Name..! An Italian Legal Immigrant..who Bootstrapped his name Into Fame..and Millions Of US Young Ones..Loved His Products..! And Still DO.. I'm Having Beeforoni..!! Its made with Macaroni..! Ya! It was Fun To Eat..Just like My..Fake Above..! and GOOD!

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX fan ()
Date: September 22, 2017 09:21PM

Mr. DAJAX - What is on the menu tonight? And what is up for the weekend? Taking the boat out? Might be our last really warm one for a while...

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: DAJAX fan ()
Date: September 22, 2017 10:01PM

Mr. DAJAX - Once you've drained the hobos of their jism where do you dump the bodies?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: The Magic Skillet Of DAJAX ()
Date: September 24, 2017 10:42PM

Produces Endless World Class American Dishes.. Chicken Breast in Country Dijon Mustard Cream with Red and Green Peppers and Tarragon Served with Fresh Green Beans and Wild Rice mix..

"Crème de Moutarde au Poitrine de Poulet au Champignon au Poivre Rouge et Vert et à l'estragon Servi Avec Haricots Verts et Mélange de Riz Sauvage .."

Ya You would pay plenty for that in a Swank Joint..On A Big Fancy Menu..With Real Glass wear and No Paper Napkins..Cloth Tablecloth....Male or Female Waiter in a Black Suit!! But NO Hobo Beer In Them Swank Joints..Thats No Good!!!

Ya take a chicken breast, cut in long ways right in half..slap a wee bit of butter and a teaspoon of olive oil in the Iron Magic Skillet..Like down RT 1..!
Heat it up and add the chicken breasts..cook on lower heat..till browned a bit and getting tender..slap in some sliced Red peppers Green peppers and add some Fresh Terragon..Saute a bit to get the veggies tender..chicken still in the pan..Then add some cream..and a big spoon full Of Grey Poupon Country Dijon with the big mustard seeds in it..Let it simmer up..It will not take long at all..dont over thicken the sauce..!

Then put some steamed Wild Rice Mix on the HOT Plate!! By "Rice Select..Royal Blend" from Giant Wegmans or wherever..Texmatic ..White.. Brown.. Wild ..And Red.. Diverse.!.Like FXU and Nova Folk!! Add some Fresh steamed Green Beans or other veggie..!!

Ya'al need to get a Good Pressure Cooker..A stainless steel one..6 qt from Presto..It makes so many great things and keeps the vitamins and good things in those veggies..! Chicken for Enchiladas cooks up in 20 minutes!! Beef Too..

Ya The Magic Skillet..On Rt 1..Does Ruth still work there..Who was at the Dixie Pig from age 16..?? Oh The Good Old Days..At The Pig..! "HEY BLONDIE Get Me Another Beer!!

LOL...DAJAX..!.. I Love Food....Love people..!! Really Pals..!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Forgot Pals.. ()
Date: September 24, 2017 10:48PM

I added some Capers Too..! Ya Can see um in the sauce..And I'm not going back to France to add that in..!

DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Just Woke Up ..Crazy Dream ! ()
Date: September 26, 2017 12:54AM

Crisp Fried Fish..Snakehead Perfered..From Arthur Treachers..!!.. LOL!!

No Pals ..Im Not The AT Guy..! But Ya I do Miss um!! 5 bucks ..2 pieces Fish Fries Hush Puppys Water in a Cup..

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: September 26, 2017 11:58AM

Those pictures are just covered! Do you stockpile the hobo jism until you have enough? Good job getting rid of the embarrassing beer pours!

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: In Honor Of TEXAS..! ()
Date: October 01, 2017 09:46PM

A Texas Plate..!! Kicking Off Fall with NO NFL Games..! NO Commie Bowls For me..I'll Have Some Pintos..

BBQ Ribs..Chicken ..Logan Argentine Chorizo..Southern Slaw Minced .Simple Tater Salad..PINTO Beans Texas Style..with a bit of Cumin and Chili powder and A Wee Bit of Bacon.. Simple and Good..Pintos and Cheese and Home Made Corn Bread the Next Day.. Very Little Sugar..in the Corn Bread..! Roasted Corn on the Grill.. Lil Peppers and Sweet Onion Slices..and A "Shiner Bock" Too..Pals..Just like at the Salt Lick!! The Real Thing In The Texas Hill Country..!

http://saltlickbbq.com/

Now The Pintos..Get a bag of dry pintos wash um and get any stones out..put um in a bowl and cover with water and let umk soack all day or overnight..The drain and slap um in a pot with some water to just cover and bring um to a simmering slow boil and let um sit under the cover..check the water now and then.. add a bit here and there and stir um up getting um of the bottom....Really That's that..Now ya can add some bacon..some cumin some chili powder or real chilis..and don't over do it.. That's It Pals.. Takes bout 1 1/2 to 2 hrs hours to make a big pot of Um..Add some shredded cheese and some cornbread and you got a good simple meal..Leave the Salt Out..OK..a Pinch..Kosher Salt Pals..! Don't let Any Dammed Un American Kneeing NFL Players Have Even A Sniff!!

DAJAX
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Posted by: Pintos And Cheese ()
Date: October 01, 2017 10:05PM

And A Shiner Bock..Pals.. Remember..NOT A Wiff!

DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: taters ()
Date: October 03, 2017 09:07AM

Hot Fire Weber Grill Or Gas Wrote:
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> French Fries , Mashed Potato's, Skillet fried
> potatoes and onions, Scalloped Potatoes, lyonise
> Potatos..Potatos very which way always go with a
> steak,


did you ever eat a jacket potato?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: What Is It Pal?? ()
Date: October 03, 2017 12:01PM

Jacketed Potato..Like The Ones..Rubbed Tubbed and Scrubbed so you can eat all of it including the skin.. Baked Potatoes Like at The Big Texan in Amarillo Texas..with a little wood stick telling ya all of that sticking out ?

https://www.bigtexan.com/72oz-hall-fame/ Eaters of The Big 72 OZ Steak..Finish the whole Dinner in 1 hour and its Free..

AKA.. A Baked Potato..With sour crème chives and butter very good and very fatty.

Twice baked cut the top off scrape out the inside and mash with a little milk are very good and way less fat..

DAJAX Least that's the Way Big Texan Did those taters back in .."64"..LOL

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Beeflover ()
Date: October 03, 2017 02:06PM

What Is It Pal?? Wrote:
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> Jacketed Potato..Like The Ones..Rubbed Tubbed and
> Scrubbed so you can eat all of it including the
> skin.. Baked Potatoes Like at The Big Texan in
> Amarillo Texas..with a little wood stick telling
> ya all of that sticking out ?
>
> https://www.bigtexan.com/72oz-hall-fame/ Eaters
> of The Big 72 OZ Steak..Finish the whole Dinner in
> 1 hour and its Free..
>
> AKA.. A Baked Potato..With sour crème chives and
> butter very good and very fatty.
>
> Twice baked cut the top off scrape out the inside
> and mash with a little milk are very good and way
> less fat..
>
> DAJAX Least that's the Way Big Texan Did those
> taters back in .."64"..LOL

A Jacketed Potato?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Not a Biker #4 ()
Date: October 05, 2017 10:44PM

DAJAX - will you be attending bike fest in Colonial Beach this weekend?

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: No Pal ()
Date: October 05, 2017 11:12PM

No Bikes..No Money..No Job..No Worrys..No Trouble With Wheels at Least..BUT..

Has anyone ever told you..If It has Tits..Or Wheels....It will..Give You Trouble..!!

LOL! .. DAJAX

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: BIKEFEST ()
Date: October 06, 2017 07:50AM

No Pal Wrote:
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> No Bikes..No Money..No Job..No Worrys..No Trouble
> With Wheels at Least..BUT..
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> Has anyone ever told you..If It has Tits..Or
> Wheels....It will..Give You Trouble..!!
>
> LOL! .. DAJAX


a delicious meal of beans w/ beef

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Tailgate Times Coming ()
Date: October 07, 2018 11:08PM

Forget the politics and start the Redskins Tailgate Party ! Its October already!

Your Pal DAJAX ...Pig Out Hogs Don't Forget The Ice Cold Hobo Beer To wash the grease down

TAILGATE TIME FOOD
King Crab legs
Spiced Shrimp
Crab Cakes Chesapeake Bay crabmeat only!
BBQ Ribs
BBQ Sausage and French Bread
Logan's BBQ Chorizo
BBQ Wings
BBQ Oysters
Big Pot Of Oyster Stew when It gets Cold
Chili Bowl
Cajun Shrimp Gumbo
Bratwurst with sautéed green peppers and onions
Corn bread
Raw veggies and dip
Home Made Sour Dough Bread
Home Made Baguettes
Goat Cheese
All kinds of Cheese
Big wooden Old School California Fresh Crisp Green Salad bowl edge rubbed with garlic tossed with oil and vinegar
Garlic Bread
Southern Slaw
Southern Potato Salad
Chips, tortillas, pitas with red pepper hummus and greasy dips
55 gallon Barrel of Iced Down Natural light Beer in a Keg or 12 OZ cans with cold mugs

Or what say you to add to the party, I know... "Kind Buds" you say Ill pass lol

No I Did Not Eat that whole plate full! You think Im Crazy?? only a few samples and ONLY 1 Beer lol!

Don't Forget The GREAT Gun Show Hot Dogs!
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Date: October 08, 2018 12:21AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFtNVEbasOo

I posted this video last May 30 2107 During Memorial Day, some one that knows how....

Put Senator Susan Collins (R) Maine speech in there from Saturday will ya, she's now a All American patriot like all those in the video ! Timeless and forever USA !!

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA all of Us! No matter what ! The 1st Lives On as well the 2nd and the 4th Carry on as you were!

Till later Your All American loving pal DAJAX "Born In The USA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Django Ajax ()
Date: October 08, 2018 09:47AM

Calling a Django view using Dajax
The deal with dajax/dajaxice is: you don't define the dajaxice-callable 'views' in views.py; you create a separate ajax.py file in your app directory, and you define functions in there. These functions look and act a lot like Django view functions -- for example, if you import login_required from django.contrib.auth.decorators, it'll work on your dajax functions as it does when used on django views.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Frying Eggs Like The Pros ()
Date: November 28, 2018 09:31PM

Just like Waffle King and greasy spoon diners do it. Those round double eggs LOL!

You need a 7 1/2 inch round saute pan and a cover from any thing you got, get the pan from a commercial cooking supply like on Gen Washington Dr in Alex. Cheap aluminum is all you need and that's what pros use.

Always use a heated plate, pour some hot water on the plates in the sink to heat. Just get them warm. cold plates make food cold quick. Pros have heat lamps on the plates.

Now like the way the Chicago gangsters told them to make them in the 30's depression days, in real butter for the big tip of 5 dollars. Most joints used bacon grease or margarine. Nothing wrong with them cooked in bacon grease , now and then so you too can claim greasy spoon cook status .

Carefully break two eggs into a small mixing bowl then put a 1/4 inch slice of butter in the pan, heat it up on a low heat.

Add the two eggs cover the pan and let them sit a minute, take a look and gently move the pan on the burner in a circle to keep the eggs from sticking, they will be floating on a film of butter, keep the heat low or you'll ruin the butter flavor

Keep cooking a few minutes and they will be sunny side up, slip them off onto your heated plate if that's what you want.

For cooked over easy , medium or hard you can do the pan flip over, Its easier to do with medium or hard over eggs then over easy. Or if your not ready to do the greasy spoon cook flip, use a very thin small metal spatula, carefully get under them and turn them over.

Now for cooking times

For over easy let them cook 15 seconds after you turn or flip them over, for med or hard give them a minute or two more time.

Slip them out on the heated plate and you ready to serve your lady breakfast in bed or at the table in style just like it came from her favorite greasy spoon

Your Greasy Spoon Cook DAJAX
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Green Leafy Veggie Sauteing ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:28PM

The old cast iron skillets sauté all green leafy veggies in mere minutes, spinach, white chard, red swiss chard, kale, mustard greens. there all veggies, and they will cook right up. they are also packed with minerals and good things.

Rinse and pick over any green leafy veggie, cut it up in big pieces, ditch the long pieces of the stems, slap some olive oil in the iron or other big skillet and sauté the veggies no water needed, their natural moisture will do it, you don't even need the oil. Some garlic and red pepper flakes add flavor I slapped some left over pine nuts in but they all can be left out as well, in a couple minutes the veggies shrink way down

Pan fry a steak in the iron skillet, no BBQ needed, like the way the Old West did them, get the iron pan super hot and slap that steak in there, have the fan wide open it will smoke, cook it and turn and cook some more, a rare steak only takes about 3 minutes, more for doneness . I put some olive oil in and let it rip

Get a Peugeot Pepper Mill, a big one and "Mamm a bit of pepper" like a champ grinding it on, they have a adjustment from very fine to course.
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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Crikey! ()
Date: December 03, 2018 09:14AM

Is that an actual can of Natural Light? According to Beer Advocate, that is the worst beer in America.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Natural Light is crap ()
Date: December 03, 2018 09:36AM

Crikey! Wrote:
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> Is that an actual can of Natural Light? According
> to Beer Advocate, that is the worst beer in
> America.


The food looks good, I’m not sure why he doesn’t buy at least some half decent beer, even a Sam Adams or Heineken would make that meal 10x better.

That Natural Light is bad. I drank a six pack of it a few years back and felt like i was going to puke from the taste of it. That queasy blah feeling you used to get when you were a teen drinking your first few beers. It is terrible.

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Re: DAJAX'S COOKING SCHOOL For Young Uns..And All!!
Posted by: Skunkpiss of the month ()
Date: December 03, 2018 10:07AM

Never trust anyone who cannot spell Ma'am.

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