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Mike can really suck a cock. The other night he was up at Jimmy's OTT taking on all cummers. He should go on the road with Journey as the band fellationist. No wonder the weight loss has been so slow. He can put away come with the best of them.
Jonny Crash Wrote:
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> Mike can really suck a cock. The other night he
> was up at Jimmy's OTT taking on all cummers. He
> should go on the road with Journey as the band
> fellationist. No wonder the weight loss has been
> so slow. He can put away come with the best of
> them.
Who's lame ass attempt at trying to be funny was that?
Shit post Wrote:
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> > Mike can really suck a cock. The other night he
> > was up at Jimmy's OTT taking on all cummers.
> He
> > should go on the road with Journey as the band
> > fellationist. No wonder the weight loss has
> been
> > so slow. He can put away come with the best of
> > them.
>
> Who's lame ass attempt at trying to be funny was
> that?
Who's lame ass attempt at trying to be funny was that?
RK Wrote:
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> I hope that fundraiser for the broke millionaire
> was a joke. Nothing on the fan page.
Does Mike iron the patches on his vest? He must have the whole outfit dry cleaned each of the 4 times a year he wears it. Looks like all the leather just came off the rack.
I know of all the things to focus on in that poser picture I'm probably picking the wrong thing, but did anyone else notice the watch cutting into his wrist fat? Time to add a couple extra links onto that watch LFF
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I wish a real biker would scare the shit out of
> that drunk poser when he goes out like that.
Never happen, the vest tells them he's the real deal and not to be messed with or else he'll fall down and no real biker wants that on their conscience.
What I don't get is how he's now Johnny Ten Mile Cyclist with the Kungfu Suction Cup to keep the phone on the bicycle to track his distance but can't sit on a motorcycle.
Smoke1 Wrote:
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> All you people in this thread are all a bunch of
> stupid white faggots.
Wow, that was harsh! Sure,you put us in our place, that's one thing. But do you have to be such a meanie? I hope you didn't violate Fuckwaddle's dead whore mother with those fingers.
The Mild Ones Wrote:
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> Not even rain can stop them from terrorizing the
> senior citizens of Cocoonville!
>
> I heard that Mike once beat a guy to death with
> his vest extender!
Those aren't vest extenders, those are tow chains.
Thought Experimenter Wrote:
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> A hypothetical taken right out of today's
> headlines.
>
> A drunken LFF falls into a gorilla enclosure.
>
> As the zoo security guy, your options are:
>
> Shoot the gorilla.
> Tranq the gorilla.
> Let Nature takes its course.
> Shoot Mike.
> Toss Robb in as a distraction.
>
> What do you do?
Hopefully grab a recorder as Mike and Robb entertain the beast. It would be like that scene in "Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy".
Except Mike is a lot funnier than that hack Will Ferrell. Don't see him with a podcast with 3.6 million posts on FFXU!
1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> Except Mike is a lot funnier than that hack Will
> Ferrell. Don't see him with a podcast with 3.6
> million posts on FFXU!
You poor, stupid, illiterate fucksponge walking contraceptive failure.
God...it is just so fucking bad...the only improvement this show has made in years is that Mike attacks Robb on an almost daily basis...It is truly all that keeps me listening...Listening to Mike try to stretch a 10 minute story 3 breaks regularly is simply unlistenable
Zoo Keeper Wrote:
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> Does anyone doubt that if Mike and Carla were at
> the Cincinnati Zoo with Jr that the exact same
> thing would happen?
Mike woulda taken off the Cowboy boots and hopped into that cage and showed the Silverback Gorilla who the really alpha male was.
Thump-thump-thump.
Safe home. Mr. Gorilla. 2016 just won't stop with all the death! live and let live on the Mike O'Meara show everybodyyy!
Mike didn't take Frankie on the Pirate Cruise and lil Mikey had to be reprimanded for dangerously climbing on a ladder that went to the roof...Maybe Mike should quit worrying about the family of 5 in the Gift Shop and concentrate on his own child...just a thought
Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> If there was any justice in the world, the gorilla
> would rip Robb's face off and start laughing
> hysterically.
Bravo sir! Couldn't agree more. I never liked the Lazy Pile o Shit, but that was the moment I began to actively despise him.
Thought Experimenter Wrote:
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> A hypothetical taken right out of today's
> headlines.
>
> A drunken LFF falls into a gorilla enclosure.
>
> As the zoo security guy, your options are:
>
> Shoot the gorilla.
> Tranq the gorilla.
> Let Nature takes its course.
> Shoot Mike.
> Toss Robb in as a distraction.
>
> What do you do?
Shooting Mike would be considered a Carla and Michael mercy killing.
BillyBob1 Wrote:
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> WOW! Mike tipped the pirate boat folks a dollar.
> What a guy! A whole dollar!
Thank you, I missed that because as always the TV was on but I was able to find it quickly. Minute 51, money shot is at 51:11.
To paraphrase Spicoli: That guy's a fag!
First, for only having a dollar, because whatif a childrelated emergency (which we all know is not just a possibility... I'm guessing no one asked if the bar had peanuts) and also for caving in to the tipjar. To me a tipjar is a sign that says "No Tipping".
And eff Fuckwaddle for his hungover nausea. Not having or claiming not to have "hair of the dog" doesn't make you less of a brain-damaged alcoholic who can't be bothered to keep cash on hand for childrelated emergencies.
Anyway it seems like kind of a gay thing to take your two and a half year old to -- he's not going to remember it. If he's got the gene he won't remember what was said a few seconds ago. And the earlobes suggest he has the gene.
worst part was that at minute 51 they were still talking about the fucking Pirate cruise to begin with....it was a ten minute tale that Mike stretched for multiple breaks
Mike definitively has hemorrhoids. I should know, I'm one and I'm posting on FFXU.
I'm poking out of the wall of his colon, bleeding, and hating my life, because I can hear that bloated hump talk. The beer soften stool passes by me daily, and I add my own panache to the stool, by coloring it a dark brown with Mike's blood.
Anyway, I was wondering if you all would tell me who keeps trying to reduce me by putting that injector in Mike's ass. It isn't him, because he shouts at whomever does it for him about lube, angle, catching part of the edge of his asshole, and the like.
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> > > > I have a hard time listening to any of the
> 3
> > > > idiots talk about technology.
> > > >
> > > > The. Worst.
> > > >
> > > > My Aunt Martha gets this stuff better than
> > they
> > > > do.
> > >
> > > For me there's one exception. I love hearing
> > El
> > > Spic talking about smashing his live-in
> whore's
> > > electronics on the front steps of his
> apartment
> > > building totally making a spectacle like a
> > 1950s
> > > tenement spic when he finds out she's been
> > handing
> > > it out to all and sundry when he thought he'd
> > > locked in an exclusive walking pocket pussy
> > > contract, then his trip to the Apple store to
> > > replace all the equipment he smashed. That
> > right
> > > there is a Walk of Shame.
> >
> > #RACIST
> >
> > -Todd
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
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> #IHATESPICS
>
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
>
> #URPWNED
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> You've seen my pics, lets see yours.
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> #Loser
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> #KeyBoardWarrior
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> Keep hiding little boy.
>
> -Todd
That's the best you've got, Fatty McFatterton from Fattown? It'd be a shame if I turned out to be a minor and you were exposed for soliciting photos of a minor on the internet, Johnnie Hide-and-Seek with Little Boys. Fortunately you don't look like a pedoph...oh, wait a minute, nevermind.
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I don't wish failure on her, but she really
> doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the
> drawer.
This.
Sounds like she came down with yesterdays rain in this gripping interview. For what it is worth,she does not like the words "moist" and "titillating". I'm sure Robb could do a whole show with just that.
"I’ve always wanted to play Eponine in Les Miserables. That would be like a dream role. Also pretty much any of the female roles in Chicago, I love that show. As far as plays go, I don’t really have a favorite. I’ve always thought it would be cool to play Juliet in Romeo and Juliet just to be able to say “I was Juliet,” but I really love reading new stuff and finding a character that calls to me the first time I read it." #vapidwhoresayswhat?
He's a member of the Big Losers Club. The reason he knows the ABC so well, and this probably is what torpedoed his Sign Of The Whale bid is he racked up $26,000 worth of fines in the last 8 months of "running" the restaurant.
Other people say there were unpaid wages and that wouldn't surprise me but I could not possibly comment.
Just reread the interview and it sounds like she had one role, which apparently involved sitting (playing to the O'Meara strength!), sold tickets and flipped a switch. What a real biker would call "a hangaround". Not even a prospect. And film acting is her goal. Well, that's achievable, based on her body of work with the BBC.
Does Mike actually still earn money for talking? I know he got paid when attached to talent like Don but what about now? Does he get paid in Applebee's coupons or something or does he actually sell commercial time/subscriptions???
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> > You've seen my pics, lets see yours.
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> > #Loser
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> > #KeyBoardWarrior
> >
> > Keep hiding little boy.
> >
> > -Todd
>
> That's the best you've got, Fatty McFatterton from
> Fattown? It'd be a shame if I turned out to be a
> minor and you were exposed for soliciting photos
> of a minor on the internet, Johnnie Hide-and-Seek
> with Little Boys. Fortunately you don't look like
> a pedoph...oh, wait a minute, nevermind.
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED
Putting it in CAPS, does not make you cool, nor does deflecting from my request!
ya know, i really do find mike funny. but, why does he have to scream at pony for trying to be funny???? i mean, it's just really mean-spirited -- "I WISH I COULD JUST COME IN AND SAY "UHHHHH" . . . I'M SWEATING OVER HERE!!!!".
cripes, pony just tried, and mike just has to totally demean him . . . assholish.
I love the tiny moments when Robb shoehorns one of his stupid pun-filled comments in and it completely falls flat, with either no one laughing or Mike yelling at him to shut the fuck up.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I love the tiny moments when Robb shoehorns one of
> his stupid pun-filled comments in and it
> completely falls flat, with either no one laughing
> or Mike yelling at him to shut the fuck up.
yes, there seems to be at least one instance per episode now, it's the only reason to still listen
deadsite Wrote:
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> This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has its
> issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
deadsite Wrote:
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> This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has its
> issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robb posted the show was going to be late...
>
> Probably got busy eating.
Or giving Jibril his break-in rape, uh, driving lesson.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robb posted the show was going to be late...
>
> Probably got busy eating.
they "tape" at 9 am...how much help is it to tell people they are going to be late HOURS after the fact?
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> > This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has its
> > issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
>
> I still hate Todd "Frightened by Caps" Hess.
>
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > > This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has
> its
> > > issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
> >
> > I still hate Todd "Frightened by Caps" Hess.
> >
> >
> > #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> > #IHATESPICS
> >
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
>
> > ER
> > #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> > #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> > #URPWNED
>
> Sad and pathetic TROLL.
>
> P.S. Still a Keyboard Warrior.
>
> #Loser
>
> -Todd
Said the dogfucker who challenged someone to a fight and didn't show up.