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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: May 26, 2016 01:25PM

wow . . . on today's episode, mike talks about what's on his computer. for those that think that mike doesn't do any show-prep -- ya gotta listen to this! :roll-eyes:

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: May 26, 2016 01:29PM

Listener sent Pony a gift of spaghetti, which per her note, "makes a lovely pairing with boukaki and a nice Chianti." No apparent recognition from anyone of what Spewak just read, though Pony, being the Japanese aficionado he is, may have.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 26, 2016 01:42PM

763...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Weight Watcher ()
Date: May 26, 2016 01:46PM

peekza Wrote:
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> 763...Semper Fat


His arms are almost as fat as Carla's.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 26, 2016 01:47PM

Damn Genetics

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Marketer ()
Date: May 26, 2016 01:48PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: #worstgiftever #IhateTMOSfans #justshootme
> #tikitime #hipreplacementlooming
> #bedpannotinmarriagevows

Mike will want you to fill your purse with TMOS golf balls and hand them out to potential listeners. You could use your sexy voice and say how much you love holding Mike's balls.

Or you could just nail one or more of the caddies.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: May 26, 2016 02:04PM

Whomever the "Fuck you Robb!" guy is, thank you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 26, 2016 02:15PM

(the old) JC Wrote:
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> wow . . . on today's episode, mike talks about
> what's on his computer. for those that think that
> mike doesn't do any show-prep -- ya gotta listen
> to this! :roll-eyes:

Auuuggghhh!!! No one noticed that he has the System Preferences virus! He needs to get to the Apple store immediately to get that removed.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 26, 2016 02:17PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Sadly, all donations in by May 13th, they have
> collected $6500

Sadly indeed. Well Mike will make it a miserable time.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: May 26, 2016 02:30PM

peekza Wrote:
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> the MAIN punk ass bitch over in the BOAD thread
> you say? Didn't realize I had been
> promoted...Congrats to meeeeeeeeeeee...Kudos on
> spelling idiot right THIS time


the MAIN punk ass bitch TROLL over in the BOAD thread


There fixed...

You are welcome!

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: May 26, 2016 02:59PM

I have a hard time listening to any of the 3 idiots talk about technology.

The. Worst.

My Aunt Martha gets this stuff better than they do.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: AILTF ()
Date: May 26, 2016 03:16PM

Your Aunt Martha gets my stuff pretty well too

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 26, 2016 03:23PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I have a hard time listening to any of the 3
> idiots talk about technology.
>
> The. Worst.
>
> My Aunt Martha gets this stuff better than they
> do.

For me there's one exception. I love hearing El Spic talking about smashing his live-in whore's electronics on the front steps of his apartment building totally making a spectacle like a 1950s tenement spic when he finds out she's been handing it out to all and sundry when he thought he'd locked in an exclusive walking pocket pussy contract, then his trip to the Apple store to replace all the equipment he smashed. That right there is a Walk of Shame.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 26, 2016 03:54PM

Aunt Martha is a good egg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: May 26, 2016 04:41PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a hard time listening to any of the 3
> > idiots talk about technology.
> >
> > The. Worst.
> >
> > My Aunt Martha gets this stuff better than they
> > do.
>
> For me there's one exception. I love hearing El
> Spic talking about smashing his live-in whore's
> electronics on the front steps of his apartment
> building totally making a spectacle like a 1950s
> tenement spic when he finds out she's been handing
> it out to all and sundry when he thought he'd
> locked in an exclusive walking pocket pussy
> contract, then his trip to the Apple store to
> replace all the equipment he smashed. That right
> there is a Walk of Shame.

#RACIST

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: May 26, 2016 04:49PM

I smoked pot with Aunt Martha. Total fox. 10/10 would sniff.

This post brought to your by the Ocean City (MD) tourism committee and their newest attraction the TMOS show! Go to O-C--M-D and listen live every Fridee night from 7-9 PM on the #1 station for the soundtrack of your summer, 97.1 everybodeeee.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2016 04:52PM by 1 tmos fan.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 26, 2016 05:13PM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have a hard time listening to any of the 3
> > > idiots talk about technology.
> > >
> > > The. Worst.
> > >
> > > My Aunt Martha gets this stuff better than
> they
> > > do.
> >
> > For me there's one exception. I love hearing
> El
> > Spic talking about smashing his live-in whore's
> > electronics on the front steps of his apartment
> > building totally making a spectacle like a
> 1950s
> > tenement spic when he finds out she's been
> handing
> > it out to all and sundry when he thought he'd
> > locked in an exclusive walking pocket pussy
> > contract, then his trip to the Apple store to
> > replace all the equipment he smashed. That
> right
> > there is a Walk of Shame.
>
> #RACIST
>
> -Todd

#DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE

#IHATESPICS

#CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCKER

#URPWNED

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 26, 2016 08:58PM

So I might have some time to kill tonight.
Any good parts to listen to? Timestamp?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 26, 2016 09:08PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Carla: worstgiftever IhateTMOSfans justshootme
> tikitime hipreplacementlooming
> bedpannotinmarriagevows
>
> There. Happy?


Nobody asked for your sarcasm.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: May 26, 2016 09:34PM

She has more than enough reason to be sarcastic.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 26, 2016 09:45PM

TMOS is .... something Wrote:
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> She has more than enough reason to be sarcastic.


If I wanted your unsolicited opinion, I would have asked. Stay out of other people's conversations.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob1 ()
Date: May 26, 2016 10:12PM

A bit behind...

The intern drinking game interview was absolutely the worst thing I ever heard. Her voice and lack of intellect...Mikes old brain...the other two trying to help it along and getting shot down,,,

Please tell me you thought the same...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob1 ()
Date: May 26, 2016 10:16PM

OOOOOHHHHH yeah....'

The hip: Mike wanted Obamacare. You ain't going to surgery until the shot doesn't work you fat ass.

Can you imagine the bitching that is coming after that surgery?????

Yeah, Fuck Jimmy. What are friends for?

And, what a great neighborhood for the little one to grow up allergic to shit dogs with no kids around. How dysfunctional is he starting life...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 26, 2016 10:58PM

a group of retards raised over $6500 to send a man who owns two homes on a golf getaway, so he does have that going for him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Doctor Oz ()
Date: May 26, 2016 11:40PM

That $6500 could have covered his deductible for his surgeries. Now he'll have to wait in line at the ER with the illegals.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 12:18AM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> TMOS is .... something Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She has more than enough reason to be
> sarcastic.
>
>
> If I wanted your unsolicited opinion, I would have
> asked. Stay out of other people's conversations.

Alternatively, make up your own goddamn motherfucking cocksucking stupid made-up name, because you're not fooling anyone.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Maine ()
Date: May 27, 2016 12:29AM

I have never posted on this thread but I want to know what happened to Bart. I listened to the show in the 90s when that kid called in. His mom was cool and it was sad she was killed on 90 close to my inlaws place at Ocean Pines. I don't drive it at night.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 12:32AM

And he only spent one summer at the Maine boondoggle. Sounds like it's not going to be occupado this summer. What a fat faggot. So the motorcycle, the mobile living room has gone the way of Hershey the horse.

And El Spic is surprised there are noisy drunks on his street in Georgetown? I guess they haven't gotten to the "Checking The Internet" module in MBA school. Rich people live in Kalorama, posers and spics live in Georgetown. People with real money live outside the city.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: May 27, 2016 01:56AM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TMOS is .... something Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > She has more than enough reason to be
> > sarcastic.
> >
> >
> > If I wanted your unsolicited opinion, I would
> have
> > asked. Stay out of other people's
> conversations.
>
> Alternatively, make up your own goddamn
> motherfucking cocksucking stupid made-up name,
> because you're not fooling anyone.

This is the name I have always used, asshole. Who the fuck are you?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 02:04AM

Maine Wrote:
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> I have never posted on this thread but I want to
> know what happened to Bart. I listened to the show
> in the 90s when that kid called in. His mom was
> cool and it was sad she was killed on 90 close to
> my inlaws place at Ocean Pines. I don't drive it
> at night.

Bart is around 30 now, has moved to LA and at last report was in the "shipping furniture to TV sets" business. He married, spilled his sperm and fathered a child with the woman.

Fortunately he didn't pursue the "forced rape and occasional murder" career path so prized by many of his fellow Landon High School graduates. Looking at you, George Huguely! Plus others,

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Papa Santana ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:32AM

I think it would be a nice gesture if los klubbers would collect money to pay off my son's MBA school loans. His new mortgage is costing me a fortune, and I've had to cut back on my many travels.

Gracias in advance.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Julia Spewak ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:39AM

Dear Klubbers,

It would mean a lot to my dad if Mom and I could accompany Fallout Boy on their touring this summer. If that's not possible, Mom says she would settle for a round trip ticket to Japan.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Pony Boy ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:48AM

Klubbers,

Two words: Chicken Ranch.

I can hardly contain my excitement.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:48AM

Julia Spewak Wrote:
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> Dear Klubbers,
>
> It would mean a lot to my dad if Mom and I could
> accompany Fallout Boy on their touring this
> summer. If that's not possible, Mom says she would
> settle for a round trip ticket to Japan.


A one-way ticket would probably also be acceptable.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: May 27, 2016 09:15AM

Live stream; They made Oscar do todays show so he would be on their big debut.

That will make all the difference.

Ratings magic.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/27/2016 09:16AM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: May 27, 2016 09:20AM

Mike's new exercise, bicycling.

Imagining the image of Mike on a bicycle is comical.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: May 27, 2016 10:15AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike's new exercise, bicycling.
>
> Imagining the image of Mike on a bicycle is
> comical.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQgu5efTBw

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Menstrual Cyclist ()
Date: May 27, 2016 11:10AM

Carla and Mike should get the klubbers to buy them a tandem bicycle. Carla could drop her spin classes, Mike couldn't cheat on his exercise bike rides to McDonalds, and Oscar would get an MBA rager whenever Mike uses the word 'tandem.'

"If you don't cycle in the rain, you don't cycle."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: May 27, 2016 12:01PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Listener sent Pony a gift of spaghetti, which per
> her note, "makes a lovely pairing with boukaki and
> a nice Chianti." No apparent recognition from
> anyone of what Spewak just read, though Pony,
> being the Japanese aficionado he is, may have.


Here's the moment immediately after Chubb read that note. No recognition from any of them regarding boukaki (or bukkake, depending on your porn site of preference), just a "wow" from Oscar. I'll give Pony a pass, being his face is hidden by the mic. So, for the record, Spewak doesn't know what bukkake is, but he knows all the words to a racist ditty from 1912. Got it. It was a long way to go to make Spewak look foolish (well, more foolish than usual), but kudos to the Klubber who sent that box and note. He/she made Spewak sound like Moe Szyslak taking a call behind the bar from Bart Simpson.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 27, 2016 12:45PM

Szyslak? niiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dorrrp ()
Date: May 27, 2016 01:35PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Maine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have never posted on this thread but I want
> to
> > know what happened to Bart. I listened to the
> show
> > in the 90s when that kid called in. His mom was
> > cool and it was sad she was killed on 90 close
> to
> > my inlaws place at Ocean Pines. I don't drive
> it
> > at night.
>
> Bart is around 30 now, has moved to LA and at last
> report was in the "shipping furniture to TV sets"
> business. He married, spilled his sperm and
> fathered a child with the woman.
>
> Fortunately he didn't pursue the "forced rape and
> occasional murder" career path so prized by many
> of his fellow Landon High School graduates.
> Looking at you, George Huguely! Plus others,

Semiliterate racist.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Porrrd ()
Date: May 27, 2016 02:37PM

Dorrrp Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maine Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have never posted on this thread but I want
> > to
> > > know what happened to Bart. I listened to the
> > show
> > > in the 90s when that kid called in. His mom
> was
> > > cool and it was sad she was killed on 90
> close
> > to
> > > my inlaws place at Ocean Pines. I don't drive
> > it
> > > at night.
> >
> > Bart is around 30 now, has moved to LA and at
> last
> > report was in the "shipping furniture to TV
> sets"
> > business. He married, spilled his sperm and
> > fathered a child with the woman.
> >
> > Fortunately he didn't pursue the "forced rape
> and
> > occasional murder" career path so prized by
> many
> > of his fellow Landon High School graduates.
> > Looking at you, George Huguely! Plus others,
>
> Semiliterate racist.

Yeah! That post was just overflowing with racism! I hate that guy!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: UP6XD ()
Date: May 27, 2016 02:42PM

Enabler.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whaaaa? ()
Date: May 27, 2016 02:47PM

That's right. You can't call a racist out if he stops saying bigoted shit for three minutes.

Duh...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Aaaahw! ()
Date: May 27, 2016 03:18PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 27, 2016 03:27PM

PLEASE Mike! !!!
Get the spandex bicycle gear and the penis head shaped racing helmet!!!!!

Oh, and the extenders too!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Door hinge ()
Date: May 27, 2016 03:27PM

Go Trump.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 27, 2016 03:35PM

PLEASE! !!!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 04:42PM

Does anyone actually believe he rode 10 miles?

He went for one bike ride and bought bike shorts. That's the end of that.

Bike shorts? I don't wear 'em. Freaks who carry your bags up to the room. By the roots!

BTW, the rear tire in that picture is flat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob1 ()
Date: May 27, 2016 05:07PM

Fat Blobb making fun of spaghetti pie when he brags on Tot Casserole.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 27, 2016 05:20PM

Buuuuuuuuulllllllllshhhhhhit!

You don't just hop on a bike a do 10 miles. While it's not a huge distance, fattass didn't do 10 miles!
When I was a rider, 10 was a fair workout. Not a strenuous ride but it kept you in shape for the weekend 20+ miler. "In shape" being the key phrase here!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 27, 2016 05:22PM

Wonder wear Dear Eater hides his cigs when he rides.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: May 27, 2016 05:29PM

Started as 10 miles, then it was two 5 mile rides. At 8 miles per hour.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 05:37PM

Actually you do just get on a bike and go 10 miles. In no universe is 10 miles a "workout". My personal record for 10 miles is 22 and a half minutes. Talking about distances is nonsense because there's always someone who's ridden farther on a regular basis. If you have to stay in shape for a 20 mile ride you're not in shape. And I say that as someone who once shot a 93 on the golf course.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 7644 ()
Date: May 27, 2016 05:45PM

Please, tell us more stories about the wonderful things you did before you got fat.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 06:21PM

I'd hardly call 20 pounds overweight fat. Difference between you and me? I never stopped doing wonderful things, you never started.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 7644 ()
Date: May 27, 2016 07:06PM

Twenty pounds? That's great! Congratulations!

Now, pease tell us more. You really are fascinating.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 07:16PM

Me and peekza run this thread. If you dont like what we have to say, get the hell out. This goes for all of you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dorphy ()
Date: May 27, 2016 07:24PM

Empty threats. You're a big pussy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 07:46PM

You may be right about the big pussy, but I don't make threats of any kind, empty or otherwise. On the internet, threats would be meaningless. #TODDHESSNOSHOWFATWHALEOFAWIFEDOGFUCKER

If the poster sounds too stupid to think up their own goddamn motherfucking cocksucking stupid made-up name it's probably not me.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wj3Hp ()
Date: May 27, 2016 07:50PM

Are you drunk?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: P99TV ()
Date: May 27, 2016 07:58PM

wj3Hp Wrote:
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> Are you drunk?

No, just retarded (and fat).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:06PM

7644 Wrote:
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> Twenty pounds? That's great! Congratulations!
>
> Now, pease tell us more. You really are
> fascinating.

Well, I've been all over the world, speak multiple languages, have bedded over a hundred prostitutes, am a decent shot with a pistol but hardly a marksman, and never learned to fly an aircraft though I know enough to wear a helmet on a motorcycle. Saved two lives, stopped one gang rape, antagonized a few girlfriends and been fired from multiple jobs and I can microwave a potato adequately. Just an ordinary Joe, really. Not the sort of chickenshit retard who goes looking for imaginary fights on the internet.

"Porgie Tirebiter, just a student like you."

Rolling Thunder is for fags.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:09PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 7644 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Twenty pounds? That's great! Congratulations!
> >
> > Now, pease tell us more. You really are
> > fascinating.
>
> Well, I've been all over the world, speak multiple
> languages, have bedded over a hundred
> prostitutes, am a decent shot with a pistol but
> hardly a marksman, and never learned to fly an
> aircraft though I know enough to wear a helmet on
> a motorcycle. Saved two lives, stopped one gang
> rape, antagonized a few girlfriends and been fired
> from multiple jobs and I can microwave a potato
> adequately. Just an ordinary Joe, really. Not
> the sort of chickenshit retard who goes looking
> for imaginary fights on the internet.
>
> "Porgie Tirebiter, just a student like you."
>
> Rolling Thunder is for fags.

Oh, and I'm also a die-hard liberal and am voting for Hilary, if any of that matters.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: d9PUL ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:14PM

But only "20 pounds" of fat. The rest is just his monthly bloating and water retention.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:21PM

Yeah, that's totally believable that I'd vote for the same person as Fuckwaddle because he's scary smart and knows politics from top to bottom.

Again, if the poster is too stupid to blah motherfucking blah cocksucking blah stupid it's not me. Keep in mind that this/these retard/s is/are someone who thinks they're really getting it done by signing in as "The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos". Slayin' the Dragon!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: GDCFY ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:26PM

More than a hundred prostitutes? Maybe if you cleaned yourself and dropped a few pounds you wouldn't have to pay for it all the time.

Jeeezuz... you really are a colossal loser.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:34PM

GDCFY Wrote:
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> More than a hundred prostitutes? Maybe if you
> cleaned yourself and dropped a few pounds you
> wouldn't have to pay for it all the time.
>
> Jeeezuz... you really are a colossal loser.


Male prostitutes are much more discreet so logically, I would rather play it safe. How does that make me a loser?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: FTHjH ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:38PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Again, if the poster is too stupid to blah
> motherfucking blah cocksucking blah stupid it's
> not me. Keep in mind that this/these retard/s
> is/are someone who thinks they're really getting
> it done by signing in as "The 5000 Buckets
> O'Dildos". Slayin' the Dragon!


Did you read that before you hit the "post message" button?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peeksa ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:45PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> GDCFY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > More than a hundred prostitutes? Maybe if you
> > cleaned yourself and dropped a few pounds you
> > wouldn't have to pay for it all the time.
> >
> > Jeeezuz... you really are a colossal loser.
>
>
> Male prostitutes are much more discreet so
> logically, I would rather play it safe. How does
> that make me a loser?

Hahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahah!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: May 27, 2016 08:45PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> GDCFY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > More than a hundred prostitutes? Maybe if you
> > cleaned yourself and dropped a few pounds you
> > wouldn't have to pay for it all the time.
> >
> > Jeeezuz... you really are a colossal loser.
>
>
> Male prostitutes are much more discreet so
> logically, I would rather play it safe. How does
> that make me a loser?

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, and they're sayin'

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just the gigolos
Life goes on without me

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part Dave's playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me, 'cause

I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Better love me, babe
Sad and lonesome, all of the time
Even on the beat, on the, on the, on the beat
Bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop

I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody, hey, say

Feelin' so sad and lonesome

Ain't got nobody
Woohoo, sad and lonesome
Need love
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Been a lonely soul
Been lonesome all of the time
Even on the beat
Johnny, Johnny on the beat
Need a long tall darling, mama
David said he got nobody I loves

Ain't got nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
No one (no one), no one (no one)
Loop-de-loop (loop-de-loop)
Darling, darling (darling, darling)
Getting serious (getting serious)
Got to see the walls (got to see the walls)
Over there (over there)
Nobody (nobody), not no one (not no one)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shrekk Spewakk ()
Date: May 27, 2016 09:11PM

Keep it up, Mike. You're looking great!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shrekk Spewakk ()
Date: May 27, 2016 09:20PM

For those of you who've always wanted a picture of Spewak's ass...you're welcome. (And he was relatively svelte here.) Not an ounce of muscle on him. Like a milk-fed veal calf.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 09:53PM

Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> For those of you who've always wanted a picture of
> Spewak's ass...you're welcome. (And he was
> relatively svelte here.) Not an ounce of muscle on
> him. Like a milk-fed veal calf.


I believe we are talking about ME right now and you are interrupting with your poorly photoshopped pictures. Please learn some manners, as it is not polite, nor good posting etiquette to butt into other people's conversations. Thanks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 10:18PM

The previous post was made by an imposter but he's right about the poor Photoshopping.

Shrekk should have flipped Mike's face left to right so the light source isn't reversed. A quick adjustment in the skin tone would have taken all of five seconds. Most important, Shrekk made Mike's head too big so his body looks smaller than the original.

If you're going to do it, do it right.

And fuck all of you for ganging up on me tonight.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 10:26PM

I'm very adept with Adobe Photoshop© so don't take it personally, Shrekk.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 10:32PM

Yeah, I paid for prostitutes. So? I admit it because there's nothing wrong with it. You don't admit it because you're a pussy or you never went down that road. Like with prostitutes, my money's on "pussy".

And yes I am 20 pounds overweight but I don't count taking a dump as losing weight. If I take a whizz, and I know because I've measured my bladder capacity, that's 2 pounds.

I was surprised we didn't hear Fuckwaddle tell tales of losing weight by sweating on his bicycling adventure. That's a thing that actually happens when people actually exercise.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 10:57PM

Besides, if you had a face like mine your only option would be paying women for sex as well.

Do you expect me to ask a real woman to go out on a date? Nah, I'd rather stick my dick in some crack whore's diseased snatch than have a meaningful relationship with a real woman.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 27, 2016 11:00PM

Damn I'm drunk now. I'm probly gonne rerget postin all rhus shit tommorrow. lol

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peeksa ()
Date: May 27, 2016 11:15PM

Haaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 27, 2016 11:28PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha indeed

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 12:02AM

I'm pretty cool with everything I've posted today, and if I were one of the imposters posing as me I'd eat a bullet. Because that's just sad.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 01:19AM

I wasnt that drunk actually. I puked and now I feel fine. Ask me a queztion.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 02:23AM

Ok. I'm back on the metro now. I just sucked a black dude off for a line of coke. No shame It was worth it cux this is some GREAT coke anf he likes my hot ass dress!!!. Am I posting in the right forum? fuck it who cares. My cell phone battry is about to die n Im. home alredy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 03:52AM

Sorry, but niggers get the worst coke. Would you set up the system differently?

Keep impersonating me, everyone loves it.

Fatt Rob reaaaalllllyyyy sounds like he's revving up for the Summer of Raping Jibril.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 28, 2016 08:33AM

peek, I have to say this was your worst drinking game idea ever: drink an IPA every time Mike does a Political Persuasion.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 28, 2016 11:15AM

still better than slipcup though

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mikehunt6969 ()
Date: May 28, 2016 12:05PM

klubbers leaving comments on the wave facebook page..... what about bunch of clowns headed by trip affleck

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 02:46PM

I think a good Bonus Show would be just Brittany talking about sex.

This weekend marks the beginning of The Summer of Raping Jibril.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: May 28, 2016 04:14PM

From the Wave's website:

"Weeknights 7-9pm

It's the The Mike O'Meara Show, featuring the great radio talents of Mike O'Meara, longtime sidekick Robb Spewak and Oscar Santana."

1) Mike hates typos.
2) Mike makes fun of Trump's use of "great."

Mike is 0-2, or rather Spewak is. Must have been too preoccupied with getting ready to have an HBS Beach Blanket Bingo Weekend with the boys.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 04:56PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> From the Wave's website:
>
> "Weeknights 7-9pm
>
> It's the The Mike O'Meara Show, featuring the
> great radio talents of Mike O'Meara, longtime
> sidekick Robb Spewak and Oscar Santana."
>
> 1) Mike hates typos.
> 2) Mike makes fun of Trump's use of "great."
>
> Mike is 0-2, or rather Spewak is. Must have been
> too preoccupied with getting ready to have an HBS
> Beach Blanket Bingo Weekend with the boys.

Or as I like to call it, The Summer of Raping Jibril.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiS-v6_6M

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robbblivious ()
Date: May 28, 2016 06:29PM

My father, "Horny Bob Spewak," preferred to chase pussy rather than raise me so TV was my dad. I think I turned out great and I owe it all to the golden days of television. If I had to guess, I'd say my life is a solid eight. Sure, he posts pin-up pictures on Facebook every day to remind me of his priorities, but I'd say we have a pretty close relationship nonetheless, about an eight I would say. a solid eight.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: May 28, 2016 07:04PM

I don't remember watching The Price is Right as being the payoff for taking a sickday from school. I remember thinking "Jesus fuck, there's nothing on TV during the day." Fatt Rob's continuing retroactive faggotry is astonishing, just Olympic class faggotry.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Michael Cutts Fastball ()
Date: May 29, 2016 12:51AM

Weight Watcher Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 763...Semper Fat
>
>
> His arms are almost as fat as Carla's.


Those god damn almonds.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: May 29, 2016 03:06AM

Mike's fatty almonds...niiiiice pull

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: May 29, 2016 09:14AM

Robb's got a turtle butt!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George'Jones ()
Date: May 29, 2016 02:20PM

Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> For those of you who've always wanted a picture of
> Spewak's ass...you're welcome. (And he was
> relatively svelte here.) Not an ounce of muscle on
> him. Like a milk-fed veal calf.


rob's feet are turned outward due to his fat inner thighs. This amuses me.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Jonny Crash ()
Date: May 29, 2016 06:13PM

peekza Wrote:
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> 763...Semper Fat


Mike can really belt out karaoke. The other night he was up in Arlington singing Journey. The band should have hired him instead of that Filipino twerp.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: May 29, 2016 08:23PM

Can't spell "The Memorials Day" without TMOS.

Let's roll, you guys.

thump-thump-thump
U-S-A all the way!

This post brought to you by the TMOS show! 1,535 episodes strong!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/29/2016 08:34PM by 1 tmos fan.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: May 29, 2016 10:39PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Robb's got a turtle butt!

He has a turle head poking out!

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