Mike can really suck a cock. The other night he was up at Jimmy's OTT taking on all cummers. He should go on the road with Journey as the band fellationist. No wonder the weight loss has been so slow. He can put away come with the best of them.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shit post
()
Date: May 30, 2016 12:40AM
Jonny Crash Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > 763...Semper Fat
> >
> >
>
> Mike can really suck a cock. The other night he
> was up at Jimmy's OTT taking on all cummers. He
> should go on the road with Journey as the band
> fellationist. No wonder the weight loss has been
> so slow. He can put away come with the best of
> them.
Who's lame ass attempt at trying to be funny was that?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shit Post
()
Date: May 30, 2016 02:34AM
Shit post Wrote:
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> Jonny Crash Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > 763...Semper Fat
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Mike can really suck a cock. The other night he
> > was up at Jimmy's OTT taking on all cummers.
> He
> > should go on the road with Journey as the band
> > fellationist. No wonder the weight loss has
> been
> > so slow. He can put away come with the best of
> > them.
>
> Who's lame ass attempt at trying to be funny was
> that?
Who's lame ass attempt at trying to be funny was that?
RK Wrote:
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> I hope that fundraiser for the broke millionaire
> was a joke. Nothing on the fan page.
no, sadly it's legit
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh' The Humanity
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Date: May 30, 2016 02:50PM
Does Mike iron the patches on his vest? He must have the whole outfit dry cleaned each of the 4 times a year he wears it. Looks like all the leather just came off the rack.
I wish a real biker would scare the shit out of that drunk poser when he goes out like that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poser Flakes
()
Date: May 30, 2016 04:31PM
Someone sew an HA death head logo on his jacket when he isn't looking. That would get him some attention.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
B'rilliant
()
Date: May 30, 2016 04:39PM
I know of all the things to focus on in that poser picture I'm probably picking the wrong thing, but did anyone else notice the watch cutting into his wrist fat? Time to add a couple extra links onto that watch LFF
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: May 30, 2016 04:40PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I wish a real biker would scare the shit out of
> that drunk poser when he goes out like that.
Never happen, the vest tells them he's the real deal and not to be messed with or else he'll fall down and no real biker wants that on their conscience.
What I don't get is how he's now Johnny Ten Mile Cyclist with the Kungfu Suction Cup to keep the phone on the bicycle to track his distance but can't sit on a motorcycle.
All you people in this thread are all a bunch of stupid white faggots.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: May 30, 2016 10:40PM
Smoke1 Wrote:
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> All you people in this thread are all a bunch of
> stupid white faggots.
Wow, that was harsh! Sure,you put us in our place, that's one thing. But do you have to be such a meanie? I hope you didn't violate Fuckwaddle's dead whore mother with those fingers.
Wake up sleepyheads another week of fun and excitement on the TMOS show is at hand! Now, let's start the show
(vault opening sound)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
10 cows to make the vest
()
Date: May 31, 2016 12:51PM
The Mild Ones Wrote:
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> Not even rain can stop them from terrorizing the
> senior citizens of Cocoonville!
>
> I heard that Mike once beat a guy to death with
> his vest extender!
Those aren't vest extenders, those are tow chains.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Thought Experimenter
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Date: May 31, 2016 02:06PM
A hypothetical taken right out of today's headlines.
A drunken LFF falls into a gorilla enclosure.
As the zoo security guy, your options are:
Shoot the gorilla.
Tranq the gorilla.
Let Nature takes its course.
Shoot Mike.
Toss Robb in as a distraction.
What do you do?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hambone Jenkins
()
Date: May 31, 2016 02:10PM
Shoot the LFF and then have Mike entertain everybody with his superb karaoke skills.
Thought Experimenter Wrote:
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> A hypothetical taken right out of today's
> headlines.
>
> A drunken LFF falls into a gorilla enclosure.
>
> As the zoo security guy, your options are:
>
> Shoot the gorilla.
> Tranq the gorilla.
> Let Nature takes its course.
> Shoot Mike.
> Toss Robb in as a distraction.
>
> What do you do?
Hopefully grab a recorder as Mike and Robb entertain the beast. It would be like that scene in "Anchorman: the legend of Ron Burgundy".
Except Mike is a lot funnier than that hack Will Ferrell. Don't see him with a podcast with 3.6 million posts on FFXU!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh' The Humanity
()
Date: May 31, 2016 03:03PM
If there was any justice in the world, the gorilla would rip Robb's face off and start laughing hysterically.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: May 31, 2016 03:23PM
1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> Except Mike is a lot funnier than that hack Will
> Ferrell. Don't see him with a podcast with 3.6
> million posts on FFXU!
You poor, stupid, illiterate fucksponge walking contraceptive failure.
God...it is just so fucking bad...the only improvement this show has made in years is that Mike attacks Robb on an almost daily basis...It is truly all that keeps me listening...Listening to Mike try to stretch a 10 minute story 3 breaks regularly is simply unlistenable
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: May 31, 2016 04:18PM
El Spic to his en suite pocket pussy: "You can nap but not when I'm home."
Dude she got up when you came home. Que es su problemo, mang?
I wonder if this will also be The Summer of Smashing Electronics.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Zoo Keeper
()
Date: May 31, 2016 04:44PM
Does anyone doubt that if Mike and Carla were at the Cincinnati Zoo with Jr that the exact same thing would happen?
Zoo Keeper Wrote:
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> Does anyone doubt that if Mike and Carla were at
> the Cincinnati Zoo with Jr that the exact same
> thing would happen?
Mike woulda taken off the Cowboy boots and hopped into that cage and showed the Silverback Gorilla who the really alpha male was.
Thump-thump-thump.
Safe home. Mr. Gorilla. 2016 just won't stop with all the death! live and let live on the Mike O'Meara show everybodyyy!
Mike didn't take Frankie on the Pirate Cruise and lil Mikey had to be reprimanded for dangerously climbing on a ladder that went to the roof...Maybe Mike should quit worrying about the family of 5 in the Gift Shop and concentrate on his own child...just a thought
Fuckwaddle was "raised on the water" in the same sense he's a barfighter and a broadcast engineer.
He used to go on about how he loves to cook and now it's daughterwife heating up mailorder meals for shutins, no more world-famous goulash.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
George'Jones
()
Date: May 31, 2016 06:53PM
Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> If there was any justice in the world, the gorilla
> would rip Robb's face off and start laughing
> hysterically.
Bravo sir! Couldn't agree more. I never liked the Lazy Pile o Shit, but that was the moment I began to actively despise him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: May 31, 2016 06:55PM
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Fuckwaddle was "raised on the water"
And yet sandbars and dinghies get the better of him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: May 31, 2016 07:34PM
Only true men of the sea, raised on the water, can break an oar with their butt!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Option 4
()
Date: May 31, 2016 08:21PM
Thought Experimenter Wrote:
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> A hypothetical taken right out of today's
> headlines.
>
> A drunken LFF falls into a gorilla enclosure.
>
> As the zoo security guy, your options are:
>
> Shoot the gorilla.
> Tranq the gorilla.
> Let Nature takes its course.
> Shoot Mike.
> Toss Robb in as a distraction.
>
> What do you do?
Shooting Mike would be considered a Carla and Michael mercy killing.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Option 3
()
Date: May 31, 2016 08:35PM
Mike would remember that old actor's trick, and, doing his best Shatner impression, he would attempt to seduce his "Koko."
With any luck, the two would enjoy a spirited bout of interspecies 69 action.
Even Buzz would be jealous.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
BillyBob1
()
Date: May 31, 2016 10:30PM
WOW! Mike tipped the pirate boat folks a dollar. What a guy! A whole dollar!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: May 31, 2016 11:30PM
BillyBob1 Wrote:
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> WOW! Mike tipped the pirate boat folks a dollar.
> What a guy! A whole dollar!
Thank you, I missed that because as always the TV was on but I was able to find it quickly. Minute 51, money shot is at 51:11.
To paraphrase Spicoli: That guy's a fag!
First, for only having a dollar, because whatif a childrelated emergency (which we all know is not just a possibility... I'm guessing no one asked if the bar had peanuts) and also for caving in to the tipjar. To me a tipjar is a sign that says "No Tipping".
And eff Fuckwaddle for his hungover nausea. Not having or claiming not to have "hair of the dog" doesn't make you less of a brain-damaged alcoholic who can't be bothered to keep cash on hand for childrelated emergencies.
Anyway it seems like kind of a gay thing to take your two and a half year old to -- he's not going to remember it. If he's got the gene he won't remember what was said a few seconds ago. And the earlobes suggest he has the gene.
worst part was that at minute 51 they were still talking about the fucking Pirate cruise to begin with....it was a ten minute tale that Mike stretched for multiple breaks
the bar that folded even after Mike refused to pay the thousands he owed to his employees?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's bleeding hemorrhoid
()
Date: June 01, 2016 01:53PM
Mike definitively has hemorrhoids. I should know, I'm one and I'm posting on FFXU.
I'm poking out of the wall of his colon, bleeding, and hating my life, because I can hear that bloated hump talk. The beer soften stool passes by me daily, and I add my own panache to the stool, by coloring it a dark brown with Mike's blood.
Anyway, I was wondering if you all would tell me who keeps trying to reduce me by putting that injector in Mike's ass. It isn't him, because he shouts at whomever does it for him about lube, angle, catching part of the edge of his asshole, and the like.
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I have a hard time listening to any of the
> 3
> > > > idiots talk about technology.
> > > >
> > > > The. Worst.
> > > >
> > > > My Aunt Martha gets this stuff better than
> > they
> > > > do.
> > >
> > > For me there's one exception. I love hearing
> > El
> > > Spic talking about smashing his live-in
> whore's
> > > electronics on the front steps of his
> apartment
> > > building totally making a spectacle like a
> > 1950s
> > > tenement spic when he finds out she's been
> > handing
> > > it out to all and sundry when he thought he'd
> > > locked in an exclusive walking pocket pussy
> > > contract, then his trip to the Apple store to
> > > replace all the equipment he smashed. That
> > right
> > > there is a Walk of Shame.
> >
> > #RACIST
> >
> > -Todd
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
>
> #IHATESPICS
>
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
>
> #URPWNED
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> You've seen my pics, lets see yours.
>
> #Loser
>
> #KeyBoardWarrior
>
> Keep hiding little boy.
>
> -Todd
That's the best you've got, Fatty McFatterton from Fattown? It'd be a shame if I turned out to be a minor and you were exposed for soliciting photos of a minor on the internet, Johnnie Hide-and-Seek with Little Boys. Fortunately you don't look like a pedoph...oh, wait a minute, nevermind.
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I don't wish failure on her, but she really
> doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the
> drawer.
This.
Sounds like she came down with yesterdays rain in this gripping interview. For what it is worth,she does not like the words "moist" and "titillating". I'm sure Robb could do a whole show with just that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: June 01, 2016 04:25PM
Not for nothing, but the heels don't hide the damn genetics when you're sitting down. Just sayin'.
"I’ve always wanted to play Eponine in Les Miserables. That would be like a dream role. Also pretty much any of the female roles in Chicago, I love that show. As far as plays go, I don’t really have a favorite. I’ve always thought it would be cool to play Juliet in Romeo and Juliet just to be able to say “I was Juliet,” but I really love reading new stuff and finding a character that calls to me the first time I read it." #vapidwhoresayswhat?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Joey Pep
()
Date: June 01, 2016 05:15PM
Didn't Mike buy the Maine House last year. No mention lately. Did he sell it already? That's a net loss. Or, did he rent it out this year?
Did he sell the boat too?
Bad deal after bad deal....Just like "O'Meara's Pub"
He's a member of the Big Losers Club. The reason he knows the ABC so well, and this probably is what torpedoed his Sign Of The Whale bid is he racked up $26,000 worth of fines in the last 8 months of "running" the restaurant.
Other people say there were unpaid wages and that wouldn't surprise me but I could not possibly comment.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
nchKj
()
Date: June 01, 2016 05:57PM
Guarantee he's going to complain about his new hips not being free.
think she'll be begging for handouts on her podcast? Better learn how to be a broadcast engineer Tubbs
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: June 01, 2016 07:27PM
Just reread the interview and it sounds like she had one role, which apparently involved sitting (playing to the O'Meara strength!), sold tickets and flipped a switch. What a real biker would call "a hangaround". Not even a prospect. And film acting is her goal. Well, that's achievable, based on her body of work with the BBC.
Nice one of Mike, here's saint the taint ronnie the reagan doing his best Denny Hastert impersonation
edit by Cary: Needless nudity removed.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: June 02, 2016 07:50AM
Can't unsee that either. Yikes!
Must change images!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: June 02, 2016 07:51AM
That's better.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Applebee's coupons
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Date: June 02, 2016 08:08AM
Does Mike actually still earn money for talking? I know he got paid when attached to talent like Don but what about now? Does he get paid in Applebee's coupons or something or does he actually sell commercial time/subscriptions???
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > You've seen my pics, lets see yours.
> >
> > #Loser
> >
> > #KeyBoardWarrior
> >
> > Keep hiding little boy.
> >
> > -Todd
>
> That's the best you've got, Fatty McFatterton from
> Fattown? It'd be a shame if I turned out to be a
> minor and you were exposed for soliciting photos
> of a minor on the internet, Johnnie Hide-and-Seek
> with Little Boys. Fortunately you don't look like
> a pedoph...oh, wait a minute, nevermind.
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED
Putting it in CAPS, does not make you cool, nor does deflecting from my request!
#Loser
#KeyBoardWarrior
#YouAreGay
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
(the old) JC
()
Date: June 02, 2016 08:27AM
ya know, i really do find mike funny. but, why does he have to scream at pony for trying to be funny???? i mean, it's just really mean-spirited -- "I WISH I COULD JUST COME IN AND SAY "UHHHHH" . . . I'M SWEATING OVER HERE!!!!".
cripes, pony just tried, and mike just has to totally demean him . . . assholish.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
(the old) JC
()
Date: June 02, 2016 08:51AM
at least we get a horribly boring and poorly told story from rob.
I love the tiny moments when Robb shoehorns one of his stupid pun-filled comments in and it completely falls flat, with either no one laughing or Mike yelling at him to shut the fuck up.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I love the tiny moments when Robb shoehorns one of
> his stupid pun-filled comments in and it
> completely falls flat, with either no one laughing
> or Mike yelling at him to shut the fuck up.
yes, there seems to be at least one instance per episode now, it's the only reason to still listen
deadsite Wrote:
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> This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has its
> issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
That's because TMOS is losing it's steam.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: June 02, 2016 12:58PM
deadsite Wrote:
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> This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has its
> issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robb posted the show was going to be late...
>
> Probably got busy eating.
Or giving Jibril his break-in rape, uh, driving lesson.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robb posted the show was going to be late...
>
> Probably got busy eating.
they "tape" at 9 am...how much help is it to tell people they are going to be late HOURS after the fact?
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> deadsite Wrote:
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> > This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has its
> > issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
>
> I still hate Todd "Frightened by Caps" Hess.
>
>
> #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> #IHATESPICS
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
> ER
> #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> #URPWNED
Sad and pathetic TROLL.
P.S. Still a Keyboard Warrior.
#Loser
-Todd
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: June 02, 2016 02:58PM
Todd Hess Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > deadsite Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This site seems to be losing steam.TMOS has
> its
> > > issues, but the hate here is on the wane.
> >
> > I still hate Todd "Frightened by Caps" Hess.
> >
> >
> > #DOGFUCKERSTUCKTOCOUCHWITHFATWHALEOFAWIFE
> > #IHATESPICS
> >
> #CHALLENGEDAFIGHTBUTDIDNTSHOWLIKEAFATFAGGOTDOGFUCK
>
> > ER
> > #DOGFUCKERMCDOGFUCKERTONFROMDOGFUCKERVILLE
> > #LOVESLITTLEBOYSWHOPLAYHARDTOGET
> > #URPWNED
>
> Sad and pathetic TROLL.
>
> P.S. Still a Keyboard Warrior.
>
> #Loser
>
> -Todd
Said the dogfucker who challenged someone to a fight and didn't show up.