Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> You know you've all been waiting for it, so here
> are your latest Cake and Cookies' lowlights:
>
> Katie, showing him her new dental appliance: "It's
> kind of blue."
> Spewak: "Funny, you don't look blue-ish."
> ...
> Katie: "So, I want you to be the doctor for a
> second."
> Spewak: "Yeah, I been waiting to hear that! Ha,
> ha, ha!"
> Katie: "Put it in."
> Spewak: "YEAAAAH, I BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT!!!"
>
> He later called Katie an 8, so they have that in
> common (in his mind).
>
> Spewak, regarding meeting Katie's Georgia friends
> on his next visit: "Here's my prediction: if I lay
> on the charm, the women will like me and the
> husbands will hate me. And if I don't lay on the
> charm, everyone will hate me."
>
> Spewak: "I could grow hair; I choose not to, I
> shave most of it."
>
> Spewak, regarding Diana Ross' Love Child: "My
> theme song. Laugh if you will, but in the summer
> of 1970, whenever that song came on, my uncle
> Bruce would turn it up very loud to piss my father
> off."
(OK, good on ya, Bruce)
>
> They took two breaks (at 32 mins and 76 mins),
> saying "let's go to commercials" and "let's go to
> spots." Obviously, there were no such things. But
> if a radio station (other than KCJJ, which long
> ago punted on C&C) wants to play 30 and 40 minute
> long segments, Spewak has it covered.
Thanks for taking "taking one for the team" to a whole new level.
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