Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: March 20, 2014 06:22PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
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> > Just throwing this out there for what it's
> worth
> > re: fiber. I always feel the urge to evacuate
> > about 1/2 hour to an hour after eating an apple
> or
> > a pear. Tastes better than metamucil, with
> likely
> > the same result (never taken metamucil). A
> good,
> > comfortable, "empty" feeling is my reward.
> Enjoy!
>
> Your heart is in the right place, but don't you
> think we've tried every possible remedy already?
>
> You don't understand because you have normal bowel
> function, you're possibly even in the top
> percentile in Anal Performance.
>
>
> Yes we've tried every fruit and vegetable known to
> man. I even go to Lotte Mart every week to try
> those exotic unknown bulbs, tubes , fruits and
> flowers that you see in their produce department.
>
>
> I've tried prunes,plums, pomegranates and
> pineapples.
>
> Spinach , sauerkraut ,succotash.
>
> Apples, oranges, red peppers and black
> cherries.
>
> Tofu, Tempeh, rice cakes, bread, bran, whole wheat
> and buckwheat.
>
>
> Ever try to expell a stool the size of a
> California Redwood that has the consistency of a
> brick, the weight of cement, with a smell so
> rancid and foul that you become nauseous?
>
> Son, fighting IBS with mere fiber is like
> attacking the USS Missouri in a rowboat with a
> sling shot.
>
>
> Tell you what, you experience the sensation of
> pushing a Fiat out of your bunghole, and then we
> can talk about fiber.
I think I will add you to my prayer list, peace be with you and your digestive system.