Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, the dismal situation of these played out,
> sad-sack, sorry-ass, low-life cretins and
> miserable one-trick ponies from the fools' haven
> of Falls Church City has continued to worsen
> markedly, as the lot of them goes crashing along a
> noisy cascade headed directly toward inevitable
> collapse into utter chaos and ruin. Perhaps they
> were over-taunted by my having supplied a few too
> many juicy details from our fabulous feast of a
> lunch with The Principals on Monday. Whatever the
> reason though, the lying dupes and dopes find
> themselves driven to ever greater extremes of
> depression and despair as they seem simply
> overwhelmed by the ever-crippling forces of
> ignorance, envy, and butthurt. There is no escape
> for these feebles. They are just plain done
> here.
>
> At the same time of course, there are those out
> here in the glorious and ever so well-heeled Sweet
> Spot who continue to enjoy all the bounties of the
> good life, including recent pleasant improvements
> in weather conditions that seem to become more and
> more obvious each day. We do of course ever move
> a little further along the wonderful path leading
> to Springtime and another week of free breakfasts
> in beautiful West Palm Beach. Earlier today for
> instance, it was a quite reasonably pleasant 37
> degrees outside on a day when we will see lots of
> sunshine and temperatures reaching the mid 40's.
> But by early next week, we'll be seeing them
> easily reach into the low 60's. Yes, the clock is
> ticking as the familiar sights and sounds of PGA
> Boulevard and environs draw ever closer once
> again.
>
> Time has meanwhile expired on that delicious
> chocolate cake we brought home from Randy's. It
> didn't make it through to this morning, as the
> wife and I each for good reason contributed to its
> speedy demise. We had somehow eaten all of
> everything else we ordered before we managed to
> get out the front door, so we're back now to some
> good old home cooking. Next up is an ooey-gooey
> one-pot sweet italian sausage bake that doesn't
> tend to last very long either. Yum!
>
> In other news, Kris Bryant lost his case to the
> Cubs and so will not become a free agent until
> after the 2021 season, a year later than he had
> hoped. More and more people have been saying
> meanwhile that Dusty Baker will indeed be the next
> manager of the Astros, but none of those people
> has so far been the actual Astros. As the Nats
> learned in the case of Bud Black, these things can
> fall apart late in the game, so we'll just have to
> wait for some final official word to come along.
> Former Nats bullpen arm Greg Holland has meanwhile
> actually signed a minor league deal with the
> Royals, the team he once starred for a long time
> ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>
> Also lost down a rabbit hole of space-time of
> course are these pathetic cretinous crumb-seekers
> from the land that time forgot -- the forlorn
> shacks and slums of the all too awful Falls Church
> City. News travels extremely slowly there and
> sometimes does not arrive at all, so even
> extra-large bits of downright dumbness are only to
> be expected from this sorry and basically
> illiterate lot. Here for their benefit is an
> important update...
>
>
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> width=610>End of the Rainbow
You must have never have made it to Nats park let alone the Diamond Club for any of the playoff games. Too bad, keep on saving for those tickets. I'm sure living at home helps.