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> How many times have you failed to recognize different posters dumbshit?

None, asshole. The number of your pathetic toy soldier Fail Army "someone else" posters that actually exists is ZERO. It's all just worthless asshat you lying and otherwise fucking everything up. Stupid douche. You are a horse's ass disgrace even to the dregs of a decaying shithole like Falls Church City.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> dumshitsezwut? Wrote:
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> -----
> > How many times have you failed to recognize
> different posters dumbshit?
>
> None, asshole. The number of your pathetic toy
> soldier Fail Army "someone else" posters that
> actually exists is ZERO. It's all just worthless
> asshat you lying and otherwise fucking everything
> up. Stupid douche. You are a horse's ass
> disgrace even to the dregs of a decaying shithole
> like Falls Church City.


What makes it even more entertaining is that we know that you actually do believe that. lol

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> Yet, you originally claimed they were or were from
> "contacts." Only after caught in your lie, did
> you come up with this latest illogical and
> untruthful bullshit.

Stupid douche. I plainly stated that the NY Times photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor. Things became more and more preposterous from there. You never were bright enough to catch on to any of it.

> Here's the deal, buffoon, unlike you, I'd actually
> be too embarrassed to dial someone up and ask them
> to send me a picture of someplace they were that day.

LOL! You are too embarrassed to admit that like mine, your photos created no link at all between you and the scenes and events depicted. You tried to pull off a transaprent hoax here and got smelled out and called on it. You were not in Florida. You were right here the whole time. The timing, tone, and texture of your posts totally betrayed you. Stupid child.

> You, on the other hand, have nothing better
> to do than sit around all day and concoct
> outlandish fantasies about how other people might
> come across their pictures.

Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities at Turner Field.

> So, yeah. Spoken like a chump how had to sit in
> the stands while his friends played the game...

Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who went on to the NHL, including some who are in the hockey Hall of Fame. Do you know who Tony Esposito is?

> No, in plain English, you're a known and confirmed
> liar so the exercise is pointless.

LOL! the ticket stubs say otherwise, don't they. You're a baseball zero, and baseball again gains no distinction there at all. You are a worthless dumbfuck across the board.

> Nobody has to lie. You, however, do it every
> chance you get. Some might call it pathological.

LOL! You referred to a 2010 Chateau Margaux, and then produced faked photos of two alt-chateau wines of a 2000 vintage. You did not own either od those bottles either, although you could have for a crummy $70 off the internet. Why you so like to revive these old threads that only document the beatings that your hapless ignorance and failure have brought down upon you is the only mystery here. Peel vs unpeel. Ravel vs unravel. Shelled vs unshelled. Just more examples of things that sail right over your tiny little head.

> But NOT available at Total Wine you claimed. In
> fact, wasn't it you're concocted theory I had
> someone at Total Wine take the picture for me?

Or the like. As with your in-bred cousin, Total Wine was a place-holder. Too complicated a thing for you to have understood either time.

> Or, as noted, you can buy them from said fan or
> his estate. We all know which one you are.

Eat your heart out, misery-boy. I might post some more or I might not. The point has been plainly made, but the case is still that every single one of them is a stub from a ticket that was used by me and that was tossed into a box in a dresser drawer when I got home. Fifty-plus years of that, and things can start to add up.

> PS - I have no need to impersonate you. You do
> just fine making yourself look like a bumbling
> idiot on your own. Of course, you're going to
> deny it as you think it's all just one person
> mocking you,

Dude, you are not bright enough to cover your tracks. You are a transparent fraud and failure.

So, I'm off to the park again now to see if Strasburg can continue the abuse of the now Hector Olivera-less Braves. What will you be up to, dipshit? Night out at Honey Pig perhaps?

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yet, you originally claimed they were or were
> from
> > "contacts." Only after caught in your lie, did
> > you come up with this latest illogical and
> > untruthful bullshit.
>
> Stupid douche. I plainly stated that the NY Times
> photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor.
> Things became more and more preposterous from
> there. You never were bright enough to catch on
> to any of it.
>
> > Here's the deal, buffoon, unlike you, I'd
> actually
> > be too embarrassed to dial someone up and ask
> them
> > to send me a picture of someplace they were that
> day.
>
> LOL! You are too embarrassed to admit that like
> mine, your photos created no link at all between
> you and the scenes and events depicted. You tried
> to pull off a transaprent hoax here and got
> smelled out and called on it. You were not in
> Florida. You were right here the whole time. The
> timing, tone, and texture of your posts totally
> betrayed you. Stupid child.
>
> > You, on the other hand, have nothing better
> > to do than sit around all day and concoct
> > outlandish fantasies about how other people
> might
> > come across their pictures.
>
> Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta
> for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities at
> Turner Field.
>
> > So, yeah. Spoken like a chump how had to sit
> in
> > the stands while his friends played the game...
>
> Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who
> went on to the NHL, including some who are in the
> hockey Hall of Fame. Do you know who Tony
> Esposito is?
>
> blah blah blah more bullshit...

^

"The narcissist brags. His speech is peppered with "I", "my", "myself", "mine" and other appropriating linguistic structures. He describes himself as intelligent, or rich, or modest, or intuitive, or creative - but always excessively and extraordinarily so. One is almost tempted to say, inhumanly so. His biography sounds implausibly rich and complex. His achievements - incommensurate with his age, education, or renown. His actual state always appears evidently and demonstrably incompatible with his claims. Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a manner very easy to discern. He always name-drops."

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> What makes it even more entertaining is that we
> know that you actually do believe that. lol

This is nothing new from you. It's part of that grand inferiority that has always defined you. Thread after thread in which you march out phalanxes of your Fail Army toy soldier minions as if anyone is going to take them seriously. Such a worthless little troll-toad.

The one who isn't a scumbag Wrote:
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> Left the house for the airport around 8:00 Sunday
> morning. Returned to the house from the airport
> around 5:00 Tuesday evening. Find a post by me in
> the interim. Or admit that you are nothing but a
> worthless scum-sucking asshole.

The "worthless scum-sucking asshole" outcome seems rather conclusive here. Stupid fucking fathead has fallen flat on his face yet again.

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> Very often, the narcissist lies or fantasizes in a
> manner very easy to discern. He always name-drops."

So, you don't know who Tony Esposito is. Not surprising. You don't know much about fucking anything. You're just a worthless scum-sucking asshole, after all.

The ballgame last night was great by the way, even if a tad chilly. How did your night out at Honey Pig go, squid-boy?

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Stupid douche. I plainly stated that the NY Times
> photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor.

Dunbfuck, I'm not talking about the ones where you asked your retarded acquaintances to send you photos of their local newspapers (still want to know how that conversation went btw). I'm talking about the one you ripped off from the AP and passed it off as a picture taken by "contacts" from Tampa.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/2126694/2143216.html#msg-2143216

You remember. The post where you ripped off this picture and attributed to "contacts" in Tampa.

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

Did you plainly state you lied your ass off and got caught doing so?

> The
> timing, tone, and texture of your posts totally
> betrayed you.

The timing, tone, and texture if my posts did exactly what they were designed to do. Piss. You. Off. You're such an easy target.

> Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta
> for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities at
> Turner Field.

Even if you made that trip, the flight is no more than a trip to the movies.

> Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who
> went on to the NHL, including some who are in the
> hockey Hall of Fame.

We are talking about baseball, shit for brains. Pay attention and follow along. You're like some senile old fuck that's lost in a parking lot and has shit his pants. "Where am I?!" "What am I doing here?!"

> Do you know who Tony
> Esposito is?

Seriously? The things you think are obscure knowledge are known by almost even the most casual of sports fans. This is like when you thought you were some golf guru because you knew what a dogleg was.




> LOL! You referred to a 2010 Chateau Margaux,

Nope. Not once.

> and
> then produced faked photos of two alt-chateau
> wines of a 2000 vintage.

Oh. Now the photos were faked. Your envy is in serious control of you.

> Peel vs unpeel.

Still reliving your fuck ups one by one? Glutton for punishment? One more fuck up by you soon to come. Wait for it...

> Or the like. As with your in-bred cousin, Total
> Wine was a place-holder. Too complicated a thing
> for you to have understood either time.

Nice back track, pussy.


> Eat your heart out, misery-boy. I might post some
> more or I might not. The point has been plainly
> made, but the case is still that every single one
> of them is a stub from a ticket that was used by
> me and that was tossed into a box in a dresser
> drawer when I got home. Fifty-plus years of that,
> and things can start to add up.

The only thing adding up is the depth and breadth of your lies.


> Dude, you are not bright enough to cover your
> tracks. You are a transparent fraud and failure.

No track covering needed. Why would I need to impersonate and obvious liar. Pointing out your bullshit is embarrassment enough for you.

> So, I'm off to the park again now to see if
> Strasburg can continue the abuse of the now Hector
> Olivera-less Braves. What will you be up to,
> dipshit? Night out at Honey Pig perhaps?

No, you weren't. Even if you were, Stras didn't pitch last night. What was announced and broadcast to the world BEFORE you posted this nonsense was that Stras was a scratch yesterday. You'd think someone who holds himself up as a treasure trove of baseball knowledge and a super fan of the game would have been aware of that development, but you were obviously oblivious to it.

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> No, you weren't.

Of course I was, and you can just eat it as usual, oh, worthless scum-sucking asshole.

> Even if you were, Stras didn't pitch last night. What was
> announced and broadcast to the world BEFORE you posted this
> nonsense was that Stras was a scratch yesterday.

Right, Roark pitched instead. I sat through every pitch, a surprising number of which given his recent performance were quite good.

> You'd think someone who holds himself up as a
> treasure trove of baseball knowledge and a super
> fan of the game would have been aware of that
> development, but you were obviously oblivious to it.

That's what being first in the shower and then on the road can do. Got that word as we reached the park. Meanwhile, thanks to that cold-out game, we've now been to only four games so far this season. How many have you attended, douche? What do you think of the new food options like "On Rye" this year? Oh, wait -- that's in the club. Never mind.

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> Dunbfuck, I'm not talking about the ones where you
> asked your retarded acquaintances to send you
> photos of their local newspapers (still want to
> know how that conversation went btw). I'm talking
> about the one you ripped off from the AP and
> passed it off as a picture taken by "contacts"
> from Tampa. You remember. The post where you ripped
> off this picture and attributed to "contacts" in Tampa.

You mean the one that says "Oh, and see what contacts were able to send me from Tampa last night. I'm not there though...?" Is THAT the one? What a total fucking ass you are! As has now been explained over and over and over but you are still too fucking dumb to understand, the whole sequence of photos was posted in open mockery of your STUPID ASS SELF and your moronic belief that a cellphone dump from your in-bred cousin would be enough to uphold what was an obvious and poorly executed hoax on your part.

> Did you plainly state you lied your ass off and
> got caught doing so?

I told you that the photo was a fraud. Do you now contend that it was not?

> The timing, tone, and texture if my posts did exactly
> what they were designed to do. Piss. You. Off. You're
> such an easy target.

Your posts only confirmed in ever greater degree that you were not in Florida at all, but rather sitting in the decayng shithole of Falls Church the entire time.

> > Well, there was all that flying down to Atlanta
> > for a lovely dinner and Opening Day festivities
> > at Turner Field.
> >
> Even if you made that trip, the flight is no more than
> a trip to the movies.

Well, there was also our Town Car and driver, dinner, the hotel, the tickets, and incidental food and drink. All stuff that would have put the tab for a quickie 3-day get-away far, far beyond your pathetic Falls Church reach.

> > Played hockey with and against a bunch of guys who
> > went on to the NHL, including some who are in the
> > hockey Hall of Fame.
> >
> We are talking about baseball, shit for brains.
> Pay attention and follow along. You're like some
> senile old fuck that's lost in a parking lot and
> has shit his pants. "Where am I?!" "What am I
> doing here?!"

LOL! Just noting that as a youth, I was a better hockey player than baseball player. You brought it up, dumbass. You leave the door open, don't be surprised by what walks in. Did you ever play a minute of Div-1 anything, by the way?

> Seriously? The things you think are obscure knowledge
> are known by almost even the most casual of sports fans.

I played against Tony Esposito. No goals and no assists as the result. He was tough.

> This is like when you thought you were some golf guru
> because you knew what a dogleg was.

And while claiming to play the game, you fucking DIDN'T know what a dogleg was, you miserable little asswipe. You didn't know what a "knife" was either, but you did take great pains to lie through you teeth about having played any course at all in Lake Tahoe. You've never been there either. What a hopeless dimbulb fucktard.

> Nope. Not once.

LOL! It's right there in black and white, stupid. Must have been that "someone else" guy again, I suppose. What a transparent fucking fraud!

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Right, Roark pitched instead. I sat through every
> pitch, a surprising number of which given his
> recent performance were quite good.

Not all that surprising if you saw how he looked in March. Of course, you didn't have a chance to see him throw in Florida.

> That's what being first in the shower and then on
> the road can do.

Even in your fantasy land, the team notified the world a full half hour BEFORE you said you were claiming you were off to see Strasburg. You posted a bit after 3. The team announced it on Twitter and to the press around 2:30.

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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Right, Roark pitched instead. I sat through
> every
> > pitch, a surprising number of which given his
> > recent performance were quite good.
>
> Not all that surprising if you saw how he looked
> in March. Of course, you didn't have a chance to
> see him throw in Florida.
>
> > That's what being first in the shower and then
> on
> > the road can do.
>
> Even in your fantasy land, the team notified the
> world a full half hour BEFORE you said you were
> claiming you were off to see Strasburg. You
> posted a bit after 3. The team announced it on
> Twitter and to the press around 2:30.


Give him a break. He's old. He just found out about Uber the other day. Now you're hitting him with Twitter.

Wow! Two responses less than an hour after the post. Looks like someone's a bit worked up today. I guess it's bound to happen after getting thoroughly destroyed.


Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> You mean the one that says "Oh, and see what
> contacts were able to send me from Tampa last
> night. I'm not there though...?"

Yeah. It's even linked for you. Too difficult for you? You seem to be having some trouble with this whole online thing.



> Is THAT the one?

Are you deaf too?

> As has now
> been explained over and over and over but you are
> still too fucking dumb to understand, the whole
> sequence of photos was posted in open mockery of
> your STUPID ASS SELF and your moronic belief that
> a cellphone dump from your in-bred cousin would be
> enough to uphold what was an obvious and poorly
> executed hoax on your part.

So in order to show that it was a "cellphone dump," you posted a picture from the AP? Yeah that makes perfect sense! Face it and admit it, you thought you'd be able to pull it off. When you got caught red handed you ran like a chicken shit. Only after being called on it four times did you even have half the ball to respond. And your response is this doozy of a lie.

> I told you that the photo was a fraud.

You claimed it was from "contacts." You tried to pass it off as some random fan shot from the stands. Instead, it was a photograph taken by an AP photographer.

> Your posts only confirmed in ever greater degree
> that you were not in Florida at all,

What they confirmed is that your a lying and petty little bitch. It eats you up to no end to know that I was there. It is literally killing you. It is fucking hilarious to watch you concoct story after story, lie after lie.

> Well, there was also our Town Car and driver,
> dinner, the hotel, the tickets, and incidental
> food and drink. All stuff that would have put the
> tab for a quickie 3-day get-away far, far beyond
> your pathetic Falls Church reach.

LOL. You know what you just wrote is so out of touch with reality, yet you think someone might buy it. Tell us, who are you trying to impress?

Again, your claim to be driven around in a Town Car is not an impressive feat. In fact, it's rather sad that you think it is. You're riding around in a car that is no less than five years old. It's worn, has high mileage, and is showing its age.

This is how we all know you don't "have" UberBlack and why the joke sailed right over your head. In most cities, including DC a Town Car wouldn't make the UberBlack cut. It's just not up to snuff as an luxury executive sedan anymore.


> You brought
> it up, dumbass.

I brought up the fact that you played hockey as a kid? Really? Where? You really are some sort of magical retard that lives in a fantasy world where facts don't matter.


> And while claiming to play the game, you fucking
> DIDN'T know what a dogleg was



> LOL! It's right there in black and white, stupid.
> Must have been that "someone else" guy again, I
> suppose.

Again, confusion with this whole online thing. It's more than just you and me posting on most of these threads. You've somehow got it stuck in that pea sized brain that I'm responsible for every post headed your way. That's some fucked up shit right there. You want an example? I haven't posted a single message in the Taco Bamba thread. That's you in a nutshell. I'm so inside your head you see me in threads I don't even post in.

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> Not all that surprising if you saw how he looked
> in March. Of course, you didn't have a chance to
> see him throw in Florida.

Were you not such a total baseball zero, you might have known that "recent performance" referred to the fact that Roark was brutal in his final Spring start, and then sorry enough to be responsible for the "1" in the Nats' current 8-1 record. His sad-sack efforts plus a clunker from Joe Ross were a big part of what had the press doubting the back end of the the rotation as the season started. Guess you missed the boat on all that, just as you missed the water taxi from LGA.

> Even in your fantasy land, the team notified the
> world a full half hour BEFORE you said you were
> claiming you were off to see Strasburg. You
> posted a bit after 3. The team announced it on
> Twitter and to the press around 2:30.

At 2:30, I was still sitting here wiping the FFXU floor with your sorry ass. Strasburg was the scheduled starter at that point which is why I mentioned him. You of course did not attend the game in any case. I've been to four games so far, while you have attended none and are not likely to improve on that total by much over the course of the season. Certainly you will not soon be seen in club level seats. You can get them on StubHub at a lousy $75 to $100 apiece for the Twins game on April 23. But that's undoubtedly too rich for loser-blood.

vh7eL Wrote:
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> Give him a break. He's old. He just found out
> about Uber the other day. Now you're hitting him
> with Twitter.

^^^ Posted by "someone else". In other words, Fanboi the Shamboi.

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> Wow! Two responses less than an hour after the
> post. Looks like someone's a bit worked up today.
> I guess it's bound to happen after getting
> thoroughly destroyed.

LOL! Thursday was a workday for me. As with many retired wealthy people who want to give something back to the community, I'm involved in charity work. Lots of work for no money at all. But of course, none of us needs any more money at this point.

And speaking of charity work, you know that Ryan Zimmerman's "A Night at the Park" event is coming up on Thursday, May 12, don't you? It supports MS research, as his Mom has that. Great chance to pitch in for a good cause while hob-nobbing in the club with Zim and the 25-man roster, enjoying food, drink, games, and an acoustic show from the boys in O.A.R. Tickets are just $500 a pop, but I'm not sure how many are left at this point.

> Yeah. It's even linked for you. Too difficult
> for you? You seem to be having some trouble with
> this whole online thing.

Hmmm. Did you ever telnet onto an Archie server?

> So in order to show that it was a "cellphone
> dump," you posted a picture from the AP?

That's right. You tried to run yet another transparent scam, but fell flat on your failtard face, as the hoax was quickly recognized and ridiculed. As the line of increasingly preposterous photos that you so thoroughly did not begin to comprehend served to point out, your photos were conclusive proof of nothing at all, while your posts were conclusive proof of the fact that you were right here in Northern Virginia the whole time. You were never in Florida as you claimed to be, just as you have never skied at Killington, played golf in Tahoe, or eaten at any of Esca, Atlas, or Canoe. I could go on of course -- the list of your desperate lies is quite a long one after all -- but there is the flavor of your ever-falsifying worthlessness in a relative nutshell.

> You claimed it was from "contacts." You tried to
> pass it off as some random fan shot from the
> stands. Instead, it was a photograph taken by an
> AP photographer.

LOL! I told you the NY Times photo was from my god-daughter, the doctor. I told you that I was not in Tampa. But you still didn't get it. So in rapid succession, I claimed to be seeking out Kenta Maeda's autograph in Arizona, then seeking out sea lions at Pier 39 in San Francisco, and finally seeking out brunch at iconic diners in the Seattle area. I was PLAINLY not in any of those places or doing any of those things, but you somehow STILL didn't get it. That's how fucking thick your pathetic Falls Church skull actually is.

> LOL. You know what you just wrote is so out of
> touch with reality, yet you think someone might
> buy it. Tell us, who are you trying to impress?

I'm just stating the facts here, loser-douche. I don't need to do any more than that. Left for the airport around 8:00 on a chilly Sunday morning. Parked at an airport hotel and took their shuttle over to the terminal. Flew into Hartsfield, found the guy holding the sign with our name on it, and enjoyed our Town Car ride up to the hotel. Had a couple of drinks to unwind, then back into the Town Car for a run out to tour around the SunTrust Park construction site along with a very nice dinner at Canoe, one of the Atlanta area's top-rated restaurants. Town Car again to get back to the hotel, and then also for an après-bacon-and-eggs trip off to Turner Field the next morning for Opening Day. Plenty of time to enjoy our 360-degree exploration of the ballpark and then settle back into our premium seats for pre-game festivities featuring Chipper and Andruw Jones along with others from the 1997 Braves team that opened the reconfigured stadium after the Olympics were over. We'd been all around the place during our 1996 week at the Olympics, so it was like coming full-circle for us as well. And after an extra-inning Nats win, it was obviously the Town Car again to zig and zag through post-game traffic and back to the hotel. One more time the next morning for a post-coffee-and-pancakes return to Hartsfield and our Tuesday flight back into IAD. Shuttle back to the hotel where our car was waiting, and back home around 5:00 PM after a quick stop at "Chase the Submarine" to pick up a light dinner.

By the way, have you found any posts from me in that that time-span yet, or are you ready now to admit that you are nothing but a worthless scum-sucking asshole?

> Again, your claim to be driven around in a Town
> Car is not an impressive feat.

Correct. All it takes is a little money. Otherwise, there's nothing to it -- you just sit back and enjoy the ride.

> This is how we all know you don't "have" UberBlack
> and why the joke sailed right over your head. In
> most cities, including DC a Town Car wouldn't make
> the UberBlack cut. It's just not up to snuff as
> an luxury executive sedan anymore.

Uber is an alt-taxi service. It's suitable for incidental in-town travel. An executive car service is what you want when you have tight timelines and a multi-event regional agenda that needs reliable professional support.

> I brought up the fact that you played hockey as a kid?

You alleged bitterness over a bench-rider role as a youth. Missed the mark by miles and miles and miles. How many minutes of Div-1 anything did you say you played again? Or did you once again not say out of shame and humiliation, you sniveling little pansy-ass? No brains and no brawn either. That's not a good combination.

> Again, confusion with this whole online thing.
> It's more than just you and me posting on most of
> these threads.

Yeah, there's always that "someone else" guy, isn't there? Are you such a simpleton fucktard as to believe that there is anyone at all who does not see right through that crap? You claim one post in a thread as yours and then try to put the blame for the mess that follows onto your pathetic "Invisible Friend". It's childish beyond belief.

> I haven't posted a single message in the Taco Bamba thread.

How did you even know it was there? Why would you have thought to make such a claim to me? Did the Dog Walkers piss you off again or something? Bwahahahaha! Such a total fucking fraud!

The lying imbecile Wrote:
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> Were you not such a total baseball zero, you might
> have known that "recent performance" referred to
> the fact that Roark was brutal in his final Spring
> start, and then sorry enough to be responsible for
> the "1" in the Nats' current 8-1 record.

And only a less than zero imbecile would use such a small sample size to actually be surprised by his good night on the mound. Had you been able to watch him in the spring, you would not have been surprised by how well he pitched. Of course, you weren't able to do that.

> His
> sad-sack efforts plus a clunker from Joe Ross were
> a big part of what had the press doubting the back
> end of the the rotation as the season started.

And yet he had an impressive spring in Florida. But you didn't get to see that!

> Guess you missed the boat on all that, just as you
> missed the water taxi from LGA.

Never claimed to have been on a water taxi from LGA. But I'm clearly living on a luxury liner in your head!

Speaking of luxury, is the type of luxury vehicle big shots get driven around in?

https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/665573263/overview/

Beahahahaha! Most recent model Town Car and it is can be purchased for under $5k! I'm sure you can find many selling for more, but not much more. Even when you want to pretend to live a life of luxury you fuck up royally at that. No wonder you never made it to the big time!


> At 2:30, I was still sitting here wiping the FFXU
> floor with your sorry ass.

It took you over a half hour to come up with you post? How fucking stupid are you?

Oh, and explain this wiping the floor thing. Is it the part where you ran away like a little chicken shit when confronted about the picture from your "contacts"? Or, was it your complete inability to differentiate between more than one poster? Maybe it was when you got your ass handed to you when you tried to brag about being driven around in a vehicle that costs less than $5k. Perhaps it was when you were attempting to gloat about nobody identifying Canoe then had it shoved right back in your face. He'll, it's almost hard to keep up with all of your failures.

> Strasburg was the
> scheduled starter at that point which is why I
> mentioned him.

By the time your post was made, he was scratched. Here's the evidence.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Nationals/status/720319509953974272

Do you note the time of the tweet? See how it's BEFORE your post. Another failure by you. See what I mean about how hard it is to keep track of them all?

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> How did you even know it was there? Why would you
> have thought to make such a claim to me? Did the
> Dog Walkers piss you off again or something?
> Bwahahahaha! Such a total fucking fraud!

Have you never simply read a thread without posting in it? Or, do you feel compelled to litter each thread you click on with your never ending stream of bullshit lies?

Never went to Florida.

Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.

Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.

Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to death.

Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying shithole.

Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3 and 5:00 April 5.

No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs cost.

Knows nothing about either wine or coffee. Or scallops.

No idea what an "executive car service" actually is.

Impressed by Uber Black.

Doesn't play golf.

Can't speak or recognize proper English.

Thinks Turner Field is a dump.

Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and never will.

Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi, and Meat in a Box.

Doesn't know where "downtown" is.

Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.

Has thousands of coward handles collectively known as "someone else."

Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event next month because he's a worthless scum-sucking asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be suitable to the occasion.

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> Never went to Florida.

Wrong.

> Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.

Wrong.

> Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.

Wrong.

> Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to death.

I can tell when you attempt as much and proceed to fail miserably.

> Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying
> shithole.

Wrong.

> Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3
> and 5:00 April 5.

Haven't even tried. Don't care to. Don't see it as even remotely relevant to anything.

> No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs
> cost.

I told you what they cost.

> Knows nothing about either wine or coffee.

Coffee? I could care less about it. Wine. I've destroyed you there over and over. What was your excuse again as to why you don't have it? It was some sort of bullshit.

> Or scallops.

Don't claim to.

> No idea what an "executive car service" actually
> is.

I've schooled you on that as well. Mr. $5,000 Town Car! LOL!

> Impressed by Uber Black.

Neither impressed or unimpressed. But, unlike you, I know what it is.

> Doesn't play golf.

Played this morning actually.

> Can't speak or recognize proper English.

You reap what you sew...

> Thinks Turner Field is a dump.

It is.

> Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and
> never will.

Been to two out of three of those. Never claimed to have gone to one of them.

> Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi,
> and Meat in a Box.

A couple of times at two of those. I've actually never dined at Meat in a Box.

> Doesn't know where "downtown" is.

Schooled you on that one too. Even provided a map that sent your ass running for cover.

> Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.

Zippy.

> Has thousands of coward handles collectively known
> as "someone else."

Ok, Barbara, Spotter, and a ton more.

> Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event next
> month because he's a worthless scum-sucking
> asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't
> have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be suitable
> to the occasion.

This last one is the best. Your seething butthurt sorry ass envy is completely controlling you. Careful, your blood pressure is about to spike.

So, in conclusion, you're barely batting over .000 here. Step up your game.

"Wrong" is such a powerful and persuasive argument. You may not have played any actual sports, but with wow-skilz like that, I bet you were captain of the GMHS debate team.

Face it chump, all you are here is an exposed loser waiting for the buzzards to arrive and pick your carcass clean.

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> Never went to Florida.
>
> Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.
>
> Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.
>
> Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to death.
>
>
> Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying
> shithole.
>
> Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3
> and 5:00 April 5.
>
> No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs
> cost.
>
> Knows nothing about either wine or coffee. Or
> scallops.
>
> No idea what an "executive car service" actually
> is.
>
> Impressed by Uber Black.
>
> Doesn't play golf.
>
> Can't speak or recognize proper English.
>
> Thinks Turner Field is a dump.
>
> Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and
> never will.
>
> Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi,
> and Meat in a Box.
>
> Doesn't know where "downtown" is.
>
> Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.
>
> Has thousands of coward handles collectively known
> as "someone else."
>
> Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event next
> month because he's a worthless scum-sucking
> asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't
> have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be suitable
> to the occasion.


^ Dumbass has at least 3 different people mixed up in there.

We all pwn a little piece of him.

lol

^^^ Thinks that everyone who reams his sorry ass out is "Asshole Spotter" (or some visiting brute from City-Data) while irrationally insisting that the phalanxes of blatantly obvious toy soldiers that he creates daily are really different people. Quite the sick-o. Might as well just embrace the inferiority here, douche. It is after all what defines you. You might rank well on a list of assholes, but there is not a single positive area here that you command. Not one.

Good news, though. Per their website, there may indeed be a few tickets left for "A Night at the Park" on May 12. Think you could come up with the $500 by then? Hey, what the heck. Take a date. LOL!!!

And since you've never seen it before, this is what the slow-roasted Georgia rabbit at Canoe looks like as it reaches the table. Maybe one day.
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> "Wrong" is such a powerful and persuasive
> argument.

Wrong is what defines nearly all of your posts. As for powerful and persuasive, you've been provided links, photographs, etc. you ignore them like a little pussy.

> You may not have played any actual
> sports,

The wrong is strong with you.

> Face it chump, all you are here is an exposed
> loser waiting for the buzzards to arrive and pick
> your carcass clean.

Says the shit for brains who is already buzzard excrement.

Aw, you're so mean when driven into your llttle fits and frenzies. Envy and butthurt can of course do that to a stupid puke. You should really think about just sticking here to topics that you know something about. Like lying. Otherwise, you are just going to get the living shit kicked out of you over and over and over again. That's just life when you're an asshole.

By the way, if you wanted this vintage MLB ticket stub, it would cost you about $2400...
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> Aw, you're so mean when driven into your llttle
> fits and frenzies.

Mean? Without ad hominems and lies, you'd be left to picking your nose.

> Envy and butthurt can of
> course do that to a stupid puke.

You're the epitome of your own attempt to insult.

> You should
> really think about just sticking here to topics
> that you know something about. Like lying.

Says the one who's been caught red handed in numerous lies.


> By the way, if you wanted this vintage MLB ticket
> stub, it would cost you about $2400...

$2420 to be exact. But, alas, we both know it's not yours.

For a bit more than twice as much, you can buy the latest model Town Car! Now, wouldn't that be grand!

In any event, you can't afford either. You can, of course, pretend to have been driven around in one and then get mocked for thinking it was some sort of extravagance. You're really accomplished at that!

How about that Falls Church?

I was once in a school play with Tom Hanks.

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> Mean? Without ad hominems and lies, you'd be left
> to picking your nose.

Well, you ARE a lying asshole after all, but even without the need to point that out so often, there would still be all these baseball games, all the travel and dining out, and all the charity work to keep me busy.

> Says the one who's been caught red handed in numerous lies.

LOL! Water taxi, anyone? I tell you flat out that I am not in Tampa, yet you assume that I meant the opposite. That's incredibly stupid. You should not be allowed out on the streets when not accompanied by some sort of guardian.

> $2420 to be exact. But, alas, we both know it's not yours.

I did not claim it was mine. I posted it as further illustration of the assfuck-level dishonesty inherent in your claim to have provided pricing info for vintage MLB ticket stubs. In fact you know nothing at all of these markets, and so did what you always do -- lied through your teeth about the matter.

> For a bit more than twice as much, you can buy the
> latest model Town Car! Now, wouldn't that be grand!

Not at all. I do not need an Executive Car Service when in Northern Virginia. When I am out of town and do need one, I am always happy if they have a Town Car available. As I believe I noted earlier, they have been a favorite ride of mine for a long time.

> In any event, you can't afford either. You can,
> of course, pretend to have been driven around in
> one and then get mocked for thinking it was some
> sort of extravagance. You're really accomplished
> at that!

Sucker! There are things that I DECLINE to do, but there is very little that I cannot AFFORD to do. Trips to Atlanta for Opening Day, season tickets in the club, entree to "A Night at the Park". We do it all here. You do none of it, being stuck instead in the bowels of a decaying shithole, reliant on an in-bred cousin to upgrade your life by feeding you cellphone photos from afar. What a waste! And how much does it bother you that freaking Taco Bamba will seat nearly twice as many as your precious little Takumi? LOL! Wallow in your loserness, douchebag.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> ^^^ Thinks that everyone who reams his sorry ass
> out is "Asshole Spotter" (or some visiting brute
> from City-Data) while irrationally insisting that
> the phalanxes of blatantly obvious toy soldiers
> that he creates daily are really different people.
> Quite the sick-o. Might as well just embrace the
> inferiority here, douche. It is after all what
> defines you. You might rank well on a list of
> assholes, but there is not a single positive area
> here that you command. Not one.
>
> Good news, though. Per their website, there may
> indeed be a few tickets left for "A Night at the
> Park" on May 12. Think you could come up with the
> $500 by then? Hey, what the heck. Take a date.
> LOL!!!
>
> And since you've never seen it before, this is
> what the slow-roasted Georgia rabbit at Canoe
> looks like as it reaches the table. Maybe one
> day.
> .


Oh, we always know who you are. You can't hide your textbook clinical need for external validation even when you try. It's much too strong.

Yet despite being so 'smart' and all, you still can't seem to get it. Go figure. 'Actually...' that's also rather easily explained by your NPD.

And, once again, nobody gives a shit what you ate you pitiful old fuck. Though it is interesting in a lab rat kind of way in that it supports research findings:

"If [narcissists posting online] didn't cry for attention with their words, they were even more likely to cry for attention with their pictures."

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>
> > Says the one who's been caught red handed in
> numerous lies.
>
> LOL! Water taxi, anyone?


You mean that time that you embarrassed yourself, first, by wasting a holiday weekend using your Google super-sleuthing skillz researching ferry schedules, which you then (wrongly as always) claimed stopped operating in 1998?

Only to later find out that you'd completely fucked up by assuming that because one of the partners went out of business that the shuttle itself stopped running.

Quote

"Circle Line would not be the first to offer business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a way to get from the Wall Street area to La Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar service, which was operated in its later years by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when the service closed."

Awwww... And you were so proud of yourself. lol!

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mean? Without ad hominems and lies, you'd be
> left
> > to picking your nose.
>
> Well, you ARE a lying asshole after all,

Says the liar caught red handed over and over again.

> but even
> without the need to point that out so often, there
> would still be all these baseball games, all the
> travel and dining out, and all the charity work to
> keep me busy.

Reality and facts betray your claims.


> LOL! Water taxi, anyone?

Exactly! I've never once claimed to have been on a water taxi from LGI and yet you insist I have. Just one of your many lies.

> I tell you flat out
> that I am not in Tampa, yet you assume that I
> meant the opposite.

You claimed a picture you posted was from "contacts" in Tampa. The picture was taken by an AP photographer. You never had any contacts in Tampa and they never sent you a picture. THAT is the lie you got caught in. You were trying to show how easy it would be to have someone who attended a game there to send you a picture. It wasn't easy for you, so you concocted the "contacts" story to further your lie that I wasn't in FL when I clearly was. Your attempt at obfuscation now is in furtherance of your chain of lies.


> I did not claim it was mine. I posted it as
> further illustration of the assfuck-level
> dishonesty inherent in your claim to have provided
> pricing info for vintage MLB ticket stubs. In
> fact you know nothing at all of these markets, and
> so did what you always do -- lied through your
> teeth about the matter.

You posted the exception not the rule. Admittedly, I hadn't researched thermite of used ticket stubs recently, but I was clearly correct in my assertion.

A lot of 40 tickets is sitting on eBay for $5.99 right now.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BASEBALL-TICKET-STUBS-LOT-OF-40-/231916403526?hash=item35ff4b7b46:g:Jl8AAOSwgApXASRG

Here, you can buy another spring training memory for $1.55. Think you can swing that?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Spring-Training-Baseball-Ticket-Stub-MLB-Al-Lang-Stadium-Florida-/131765289915?hash=item1eadd2c3bb:g:dHAAAMXQ74JTWeqv

It's even "buy it now," so you won't have to be worried about being outbid! LOL!

> Not at all.

Bingo, because it's a five year old vehicle that has high mileage, significant wear and tear, etc.

> I do not need an Executive Car
> Service when in Northern Virginia.

Won't fit under the car port slapped to your hovel?

> When I am out
> of town and do need one, I am always happy if they
> have a Town Car available.

Which would have been fine five years ago, but now it's a joke and so are you.

> As I believe I noted
> earlier, they have been a favorite ride of mine
> for a long time.

As noted earlier, you're obviously not a very discerning customer.

> And how much does it bother
> you that freaking Taco Bamba will seat nearly
> twice as many as your precious little Takumi?
> LOL!

Not a bit. What the hell does that have to do with anything anyway? You're really losing it, chump.

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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 9CYcH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gramps posts pics of $15 bags of decaf trying
> to
> > impress us. lol
> >
> > Can you get it freshly roasted from an
> > establishment in Falls Church? Can you get ANY
> > such coffee from an establishment in Falls
> Church?
>
> Sure can, you can pick up a bag of Rare Bird
> Coffee at the Local Market right now. In a few
> weeks or so, you'll be able to walk into the Rare
> Bird store opening up on Broad.
>
> Yeah, consider this another post you stepped right
> into a streaming pile of shit. It happens so
> often to you, I'm beginning to wonder if you'll
> ever be able to wash the stink off of you.

Following up on this, look what I discovered on my stroll through FCC yesterday. Looks like the folks at Caffè Amouri wanted their product on the shelves in more places than just Vienna. I guess it's not exclusive as you thought. First Rare Bird, now Caffè Amouri. Chalk that up as another one of your claims that went down in flames.
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> Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Never went to Florida.
> >
> > Hasn't been to any baseball games this year.
> >
> > Hasn't been to many in any prior year either.
> >
> > Can't tell when he's been totally mocked to
> death.
> >
> >
> > Lives in what everyone sees as a decaying
> > shithole.
> >
> > Can't find any posts by me between 8:00 April 3
> > and 5:00 April 5.
> >
> > No clue at all as to what vintage ticket stubs
> > cost.
> >
> > Knows nothing about either wine or coffee. Or
> > scallops.
> >
> > No idea what an "executive car service"
> actually
> > is.
> >
> > Impressed by Uber Black.
> >
> > Doesn't play golf.
> >
> > Can't speak or recognize proper English.
> >
> > Thinks Turner Field is a dump.
> >
> > Has never dined at Esca, Atlas, or Canoe, and
> > never will.
> >
> > Has dined dozens of times at Honey Pig, Takumi,
> > and Meat in a Box.
> >
> > Doesn't know where "downtown" is.
> >
> > Has numerous posts in the "Taco Bamba" thread.
>
> >
> > Has thousands of coward handles collectively
> known
> > as "someone else."
> >
> > Won't attend ziMS "A night at the Park" event
> next
> > month because he's a worthless scum-sucking
> > asshole who can't afford the $500, and doesn't
> > have "dress-up" clothes nice enough to be
> suitable
> > to the occasion.
>
>
> ^ Dumbass has at least 3 different people mixed up
> in there.
>
> We all pwn a little piece of him.
>
> lol


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together...

This dipshit has no clue and can't afford one.

LOL! Get back on your meds, moron. You're a menace to society.

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> LOL! Get back on your meds, moron. You're a
> menace to society.


Pretty funny considering you're the only one that's demonstrated any form of psychopathology here. What's the matter did daddy run off when you were just a boy and you've been overcompensating since?

Compulsive lying is a form of psychopathology. So is clinically excessive resentment based upon deep-seated and unresolved issues of envy and butthurt. As evidenced further in your spasmodic episode above, you are in quite a bad way here.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Compulsive lying is a form of psychopathology. So
> is clinically excessive resentment based upon
> deep-seated and unresolved issues of envy and
> butthurt.

At least you recognize your own psychopathology. The question is what you intend to do about it. So, because you failed to address it, we'll assume daddy did run off on you as a kid. Was mommy neglectful in his absence?

LOL! Your posts betray more and more of your innate infantilism. Nice job by your boy Tanner last night, by the way. Ready to shred that so-called "scouting report" of yours yet, loser?

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Your posts betray more and more of your
> innate infantilism.

And your posts demonstrate what a low grade lying sack of shit you are. You can't even dispute that fact. Besides neglectful, was mommy a drunk too? Not hard to see that living with a scumbag asshole like you might lead someone to the bottle. We know daddy wasn't there to stop her from crawling into that bottle.

yvJe4 Wrote:
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> You mean that time that you embarrassed yourself,
> first, by wasting a holiday weekend using your
> Google super-sleuthing skillz researching ferry
> schedules, which you then (wrongly as always)
> claimed stopped operating in 1998?

LOL! Let's recall first that I am retired, meaning that for me, every weekend is a holiday weekend. Eat your heart out, wage-slave. Let's note as well that water taxis are public transit services, meaning that their routes and schedules are prominently posted in easily accessible locations. Well, not the ones that went out of business in a prior century, but rest of them.

But most of all, let's simply remember that your descent into madness in this particular instance was occasioned by the mere mention of someone's having had lunch at Maple Avenue Restaurant (in Vienna) where the scallops had been just wonderful. That was more than enough to send your bizarrely irrational self spinning off into a chaotic maelstrom of Falls Church froth and frenzy. You claimed that scallop season was long past, an absurd notion, given that fresh, wild-caught scallops are available in this market 365 days a year. You tried to claim that only tiny little bay scallops were really worth eating, using your old pal Google to track down a guy named Dave Pasternak saying that he personally enjoyed cooking and eating bay scallops the best. Various experts claiming that the much larger sea scallops were what people should look for was pooh-poohed by you as you proceeded to sanctify Dave and his work at Esca which (according to reviews in New York Magazine) is no more than a mid-grade midtown seafood shop to which only 44% of customers say they would return. The foodie vibe seems to be that Esca is not at all in the same league as nearby Del Posto, a place that is run by the same management team. Way to go, Dave! But Dave had won a James Beard Award you claimed. You didn't say when of course, because it was in 2004. And when called on your fibs and fantasies for never having actually eaten at Esca, you hatched the whopper lie that "corporate HQ" for a previous job was in Manhattan, and that you were there on a near-weekly basis. DCA to LGA on the shuttle, then the water taxi into town. And when pressed as to which water-taxi this actually was, you were misguided by Google into replying that it was the Delta Water Shuttle which had ceased operations in the Spring of 1998. Water taxi giant NY Waterways did then try to operate a route to LGA under their own brand, but that failed in late 2000.

The bottom line all along here has been that your worthless shit never holds together. A poke or two and it all falls apart. Time after time after time. Because you are nothing but a pathetic, lying clown.

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> Says the liar caught red handed over and over again.

Well, zero times actually.

> Reality and facts betray your claims.

Did you mean "belie", English major?

> Exactly! I've never once claimed to have been on
> a water taxi from LGI and yet you insist I have.
> Just one of your many lies.

I guess it must have been that "someone else" guy again. Either that or you are just the internet's worst fucking coward.

> You claimed a picture you posted was from "contacts"
> in Tampa. The picture was taken by an AP photographer.
> You never had any contacts in Tampa and they never sent
> you a picture. THAT is the lie you got caught in. You
> were trying to show how easy it would be to have someone
> who attended a game there to send you a picture.

How do you think it got to me? And what I was easily proving was that your phony phone-dump photos created no link at all between you and any of the places or events depicted. I was not in Tampa, but you couldn't process that, so I was forced not to be in Arizona, San Francisco, or Seattle either. Your stupid ass, crudely crafted Florida hoax simply fell apart from the get-go, asshole.

> A lot of 40 tickets is sitting on eBay for $5.99 right now.

LOL! You simply cannot accept the fact that I have ticket stubs from all these major league and other ballparks simply because I have attended ballgames at all of them. You cannot fathom that someone has been to so many parks over so many years, while -- as a noted baseball zero -- you have done and will do nothing of the kind. Got your tickets to "A Night at the Park" yet?

> Won't fit under the car port slapped to your hovel?

An executive car service provides vehicles for hire. They store them at their place. Did you not know even that much about how all this works?

> Which would have been fine five years ago, but now
> it's a joke and so are you.

There is a local service that will provide a 1952 Bentley R previously owned by Telly Savalas upon request. And they do get requests. Just not from worthless no-accounts such as yourself.

> As noted earlier, you're obviously not a very
> discerning customer.

The discerening customer gets what he wants, a concept that budgetary constraints may have left you well short of being able to comprehend.

> Not a bit. What the hell does that have to do with
> anything anyway? You're really losing it, chump.

Just more of good old Vienna outclassing the decaying shithole that is Falls Church City. Takumi was of course once bandied about as the next big thing in FCC. But it's just a sushi place jammed in between Meat in a Box and Smashburger along what passes for the shithole's "Restaurant Row". LOL! Don't forget "Taste of Vienna" coming up on April 30.

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> Following up on this, look what I discovered on my
> stroll through FCC yesterday. Looks like the folks
> at Caffè Amouri wanted their product on the shelves
> in more places than just Vienna. I guess it's not
> exclusive as you thought. First Rare Bird, now Caffè
> Amouri. Chalk that up as another one of your claims
> that went down in flames.

LOL! It belongs in the category for your many, many problems with the English language. NONE of those bags of coffee was ROASTED in Falls Church City. The decaying shithole does not have a local coffee roaster as Vienna does. Eat some more shit, asshole!

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> At least you recognize your own psychopathology.
> The question is what you intend to do about it.
> So, because you failed to address it, we'll assume
> daddy did run off on you as a kid. Was mommy
> neglectful in his absence?

A random ten-year old would have done better. Embrace the inferiority, dude. It's what defines you.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> yvJe4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You mean that time that you embarrassed
> yourself,
> > first, by wasting a holiday weekend using your
> > Google super-sleuthing skillz researching ferry
> > schedules, which you then (wrongly as always)
> > claimed stopped operating in 1998?
>
> LOL! Let's recall first that I am retired,
> meaning that for me, every weekend is a holiday
> weekend. Eat your heart out, wage-slave. Let's
> note as well that water taxis are public transit
> services, meaning that their routes and schedules
> are prominently posted in easily accessible
> locations. Well, not the ones that went out of
> business in a prior century, but rest of them.
>
> But most of all, let's simply remember that your
> descent into madness in this particular instance
> was occasioned by the mere mention of someone's
> having had lunch at Maple Avenue Restaurant (in
> Vienna) where the scallops had been just
> wonderful. That was more than enough to send your
> bizarrely irrational self spinning off into a
> chaotic maelstrom of Falls Church froth and
> frenzy. You claimed that scallop season was long
> past, an absurd notion, given that fresh,
> wild-caught scallops are available in this market
> 365 days a year. You tried to claim that only
> tiny little bay scallops were really worth eating,
> using your old pal Google to track down a guy
> named Dave Pasternak saying that he personally
> enjoyed cooking and eating bay scallops the best.
> Various experts claiming that the much larger sea
> scallops were what people should look for was
> pooh-poohed by you as you proceeded to sanctify
> Dave and his work at Esca which (according to
> reviews in New York Magazine) is no more than a
> mid-grade midtown seafood shop to which only 44%
> of customers say they would return. The foodie
> vibe seems to be that Esca is not at all in the
> same league as nearby Del Posto, a place that is
> run by the same management team. Way to go, Dave!
> But Dave had won a James Beard Award you claimed.
> You didn't say when of course, because it was in
> 2004. And when called on your fibs and fantasies
> for never having actually eaten at Esca, you
> hatched the whopper lie that "corporate HQ" for a
> previous job was in Manhattan, and that you were
> there on a near-weekly basis. DCA to LGA on the
> shuttle, then the water taxi into town. And when
> pressed as to which water-taxi this actually was,
> you were misguided by Google into replying that it
> was the Delta Water Shuttle which had ceased
> operations in the Spring of 1998. Water taxi
> giant NY Waterways did then try to operate a route
> to LGA under their own brand, but that failed in
> late 2000.
>
> The bottom line all along here has been that your
> worthless shit never holds together. A poke or
> two and it all falls apart. Time after time after
> time. Because you are nothing but a pathetic,
> lying clown.


Christ... Being pwned like that obviously just eats away at you doesn't it? lol

The fact is that all of what I said is true. I didn't 'hatch' anything. Nor was I 'pressed' to say anything about the Delta Water Shuttle. I simply mentioned in passing that was my regular commute for that period of time when I was regularly there. Which in fact it was. You then wasted your pitiful, empty life struggling to find some possible way to refute that.

No, NY Waterways very obviously did not operate the fucking DELTA Water Shuttle under their own brand. You're now simply trying to find some possible way to explain away your own fail in not knowing enough to understand that the DELTA Water Shuttle continued to run long after 1998 and as you'd claimed and therefore it was "impossible!!!" for anyone to have used it after that. You jumped on the first thing that you found in your weekend of Google super sleuthing as "proof!!!" You were wrong. Live with your failure.

Would you like for me to post the news release that Delta itself published in 2000 announcing their new miles promotion just to rub your face in shit again? No problem!

Quote

Delta Air Lines Offers Bonus SkyMiles for Water Shuttle; High-Speed Ferry Provides Quick, Convenient Access between LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan

Jan 05, 2000, 00:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

ATLANTA, Jan. 5 /PRNewswire/ -- Members of the Delta Air Lines'

(NYSE: DAL) SkyMiles(TM) program will earn 100 miles for each Delta Water
Shuttle trip or 200 miles for each round-trip through June 30, 2000.

Delta Water Shuttle offers frequent, direct access between Delta Shuttle's
Marine Air Terminal at New York LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan.
"The water shuttle's high-speed ferry service offers a convenient,
traffic-free alternative when traveling between the airport and Manhattan,"
said Christine Pierce, director of Delta's relationship marketing.
"The water shuttle is a great complement to our LaGuardia airport service,
which includes Delta Shuttle, located in the Marine Air Terminal, just steps
from the Delta Water Shuttle," said Pierce.
Departing the Marine Air Terminal every hour, Monday through Friday, the
water shuttle provides quick access to three popular Manhattan locations: East
34th Street, East 62nd Street and Wall Street Pier 11. The water shuttle also
departs from these same three Manhattan locations, hourly, Monday through
Friday. Fares are $15 for one-way travel and $25 for a round-trip. Travel
time to LaGuardia from the 62nd Street port is approximately 20 minutes; from
the East 34th Street port, 30 minutes; and from Pier 11, 45 minutes.
Delta Shuttle offers hourly departures on the half-hour between LaGuardia
and both Boston Logan and Washington National airports and nonstop departures
between Boston and Washington every other hour throughout the business day.
Delta Water Shuttle arrivals to the Marine Air Terminal coincide with Delta
Shuttle departures, enabling passengers to purchase a ticket and board the
airplane in a time-efficient manner.
Reservations are not required for Delta Shuttle or the Delta Water
Shuttle; however, customers may make reservations or obtain additional
information by calling the automated information line at 1-800-WE-FLY-DL
(1-800-933-5935) or accessing Delta Shuttle Web site at
http://www.delta-air.com/shuttle .
Delta SkyMiles members earn mileage by flying Delta, the Delta Connection
carriers, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle and Delta's airline partners. The
Delta SkyMiles program offers many other mileage-building opportunities,
including the Delta SkyMiles Credit Card from American Express, MCI WorldCom
services, participating hotels, car purchases, car rental companies, cruise
lines, restaurants, mortgages with North American Mortgage Company and Better
Homes & Gardens Real Estate.

Delta, named "Airline of the Year" by Air Transport World magazine and
"Best-Managed Major Airline" for 1999 by Aviation Week & Space Technology
magazine, is the world's most flown carrier. More than 105 million passengers
traveled on Delta in 1999. Delta, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle, the Delta
Connection carriers and Delta's Worldwide Partners operate 5,423 flights each
day to 365 cities in 60 countries.

SOURCE Delta Air Lines, Inc.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/delta-air-lines-offers-bonus-skymiles-for-water-shuttle-high-speed-ferry-provides-quick-convenient-access-between-laguardia-airport-and-manhattan-71956402.html

The best part was how proud of yourself you were! lmao! And, as always, so confidently WRONG. Which just makes showing you to be the old blowhard asswipe that you are that much more satisfying.

Nor did I ever mention anything at all about Falls Church which I really couldn't give two shits about. Once again you see ghosts of those who have pwned your dumb ass in the past. But you'll be just as confidently wrong about that as well, so carry on. Provides endless entertainment for us.

Now wipe that shit off of your face.

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> Well, zero times actually.


Multiple. All of them documented by many people.

> > Reality and facts betray your claims.
>
> Did you mean "belie", English major?

Nope. Betray as in show, indicate or reveal. Look it up.

> I guess it must have been that "someone else" guy
> again.

All I know is it isn't me. You're just too slow to catch on.

> Either that or you are just the internet's
> worst fucking coward.

How by denying to be someone that schooled your ass on when a water ferry ceased to exist does that make anyone a coward. You're seriously one humungous dumbass.

> How do you think it got to me?

The same way I got it.

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

Per usual, you relied on Google and fucked up.

> And what I was
> easily proving was that your phony phone-dump
> photos created no link at all between you and any
> of the places or events depicted.

But, you proceeded to prove nothing more than the level of your envy and butthurt.

> LOL! You simply cannot accept the fact that I have
> ticket stubs from all these major league and other
> ballparks simply because I have attended ballgames
> at all of them.

So, this is your way of admitting I was correct that a bunch of old ticket stubs can be had for just a few bucks.

If a picture of a ticket to a spring training game this year doesn't create a link between me and that game, a bunch of old tickets that cost a couple of nickels each don't connect you to those games. Pretty simple.

> An executive car service provides vehicles for
> hire. They store them at their place. Did you
> not know even that much about how all this works?

Oh, I knew. Just another swipe at the low grade carport. Guess that one got past you.

> There is a local service that will provide a 1952
> Bentley R previously owned by Telly Savalas upon
> request. And they do get requests.

Of course there is. It is a classic car. Your precious 2000s era Town Car is nowhere near a classic. It is an old, well worn, high mileage POS.


> The discerening customer gets what he wants,

A discerning customer knows not to want a 5 year old Town Car.

> Just more of good old Vienna outclassing the
> decaying shithole that is Falls Church City.
> Takumi was of course once bandied about as the
> next big thing in FCC. But it's just a sushi
> place jammed in between Meat in a Box and
> Smashburger along what passes for the shithole's
> "Restaurant Row".

So seating capacity is indicative class? You'd think some shit for brains that loves to tour the Maple Avenue Restaurant wouldn't really want to indicate seating capacity is an indicator of class. If your assertion were true, it'd mean the MAR is perhaps the shittiest restaurant in the region.

You really are a colossal dumbfuck.

> LOL! Don't forget "Taste of
> Vienna" coming up on April 30.

Just another rip off of the Taste of Falls Church which has been around longer.

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> Christ... Being pwned like that obviously just
> eats away at you doesn't it? lol

What an ass! Just like your mythical visit to Florida, you concocted the entirety of your phony Esca tale, and this was done simply because someone enjoyed the scallops at a restaurant in Vienna. In the real world, you don't know a damned thing about scallops. You have never eaten at Esca (or at Atlas or Canoe). You have never commuted to Manhattan (a place that you know next to nothing about). And you never rode any water taxi service from LGA to anywhere because no such service has existed at any point in thw 21st century. Esca itself is at best unexceptional, and when your hero Dave tried to step out and go it alone, he failed in a matter of 15 mon6hs and had to limp back to where he came from. All you do here is follow in his footsteps -- fail, fail, fail, as just a worthless lying rube of a downscale scumbag asshole who can't do any better than to live in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City.

> Nor was I 'pressed' to say anything about the Delta Water Shuttle.

Of course you were, dumbass. I prodded and badgered you into naming the service, fully expecting to receive the damning answer that I finally did. Punking you was easy. You are just too stupid by a whole lot, sucker-boy.

> No, NY Waterways very obviously did not operate the fucking
DELTA Water Shuttle under their own brand.

The Delta Water Shuttle was operated by Harbor Shutttle Inc. until 1998 when the company shut down and went belly-up. NY Waterway, the largest operator of ferries in NY harbor, added the abandoned route to its already existing network of routes, but gave up on LGA service itself by the end of 2000 -- long before freaking Dave Pasternack won any James Beard Award or talked about the glories of bay scallops in any venue where a big fat useless google-liar like you could come across them and concoct another giant fairy tale out of them. Briefly put, every single strand in the fabric of your asinine Esca tale was woven from deliberate and outright lies. Worthless puke-trash from start to finish, but par for the course (that's a golf term) for such a completely useless fraud as you. You should be ashamed of your sorry-ass self, but I suspect that's just another word that you don't know the meaning of.

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> Multiple. All of them documented by many people.

Hahaha!!! Many people. It's just fucking you, dork-ass. Unlike me, you lack the spine and moxie necessary to stand up and go it alone, so you have to bring in these uncounted numbers of your toy soldier-bots to serve in your worthless cause. It's old hat. It happens every time. Nobody is actually stupid enough to fall for this shit, yet you keep trying it. What a fucking moron!

> Nope. Betray as in show, indicate or reveal. Look it up.

You're the one who needs to look it up, dumbfuck. The word you should have used was "belie". But you are too stupid to know that even after it was pointed out to you. What a total horse's ass.

> All I know is it isn't me. You're just too slow to catch on.

Sure, sure, big fellow. Not you at all. LOLOLOL!!!!!

> But, you proceeded to prove nothing more than the
> level of your envy and butthurt.

What I proved in spades was that you actually had nothing at all to back up your claims of being in Florida. Your photos were as phony as mine were, while the timing, texture, and tone of your posts showed plainly that you were still in NoVa the entire time. The whole show was just another bag of gas from the biggest lying gasbag in all of Falls Church City. By the way, have you found any posts by me between 8:00 AM on April 3 and 5:00 PM on April 5 yet? That's what being somewhere else actually looks like.

> So, this is your way of admitting I was correct
> that a bunch of old ticket stubs can be had for
> just a few bucks.

For the price of admission. Heck, bleachers at Fenway Park were 50 cents on Monday nights back in the day. And yeah, I've obviously been there and done that too.

> If a picture of a ticket to a spring training game
> this year doesn't create a link between me and
> that game, a bunch of old tickets that cost a
> couple of nickels each don't connect you to those
> games. Pretty simple.

Not so simple, douche. Your pictures were simply sent to you by someone else. Ticket stubs have been accumulating in a box in my dresser drawer for more than 50 years on a game-by-game basis.

> Oh, I knew. Just another swipe at the low grade
> carport. Guess that one got past you.

No, I've had to point out the foolishness of your fascination with the blocked views and wasted space created by pointless garages before. They are simply an unneeded and unproductive intrusion in this area. A carport and a well-designed shed are the far better way to go. Of course, there's rarely room for a shed on these tiny Falls Church lots, and views of your neighbor's trash cans aren't much of a thing to be missed anyway.

> Of course there is. It is a classic car. Your precious
> 2000s era Town Car is nowhere near a classic. It is an
> old, well worn, high mileage POS.

I am simply a discerning customer. I know what I like and I have the funds needed to obtain that at the drop of a hat. That goes for much more than just executive car services, of course. I very much doubt, little boy, that you will ever be a member of that club. But speaking of club, did you remember to order your tickets for "A Night at the Park" on May 12? They aren't going to last forever, you know.

> So seating capacity is indicative class?

I guess you thought so, since you somehow managed to "confuse" Takumi with the much larger Kaz Sushi Bistro when alleging to report on seating capacity.

> Just another rip off of the Taste of Falls Church
> which has been around longer.

Right. Who would want to miss out on the Robek's or Applebee's booth? LOL!

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> eC6vh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Christ... Being pwned like that obviously just
> > eats away at you doesn't it? lol
>
> What an ass! Just like your mythical visit to
> Florida, you concocted the entirety of your phony
> Esca tale, and this was done simply because
> someone enjoyed the scallops at a restaurant in
> Vienna. In the real world, you don't know a
> damned thing about scallops. You have never eaten
> at Esca (or at Atlas or Canoe). You have never
> commuted to Manhattan (a place that you know next
> to nothing about). And you never rode any water
> taxi service from LGA to anywhere because no such
> service has existed at any point in thw 21st
> century. Esca itself is at best unexceptional,
> and when your hero Dave tried to step out and go
> it alone, he failed in a matter of 15 mon6hs and
> had to limp back to where he came from. All you
> do here is follow in his footsteps -- fail, fail,
> fail, as just a worthless lying rube of a
> downscale scumbag asshole who can't do any better
> than to live in the decaying shithole of Falls
> Church City.


Yes, you are a huge ass. One of if not THE biggest ass on any forum anywhere. Which you demonstrate on a daily basis. So you do have that going for you at least. lol

I never claimed to have been to Florida. I have been many times but, once again, your fragile little NPD ego won't let you accept the obviously reality of multiple people here abusing you.

Yes, I have been to Esca. Multiple times. As have many, many other people (apparently not including you). Contrary to what you seem to believe going there or to any other restaurant isn't much of an accomplishment. There's no exclusive membership required. No black card or "Executive Car Service" or any other feigned displays necessary. Not that it was of any importance or that I particularly give a shit about Esca one way or another. The only reason that it even came up was that I knew that they'd have a better picture than what you posted. Finding a quote by one of if not the the top chefs in Manhattan saying exactly what I'd said and completely shooting down your inane bullshit was just a fortunate coincidence.

No, I have never been to or claimed to have been to Canoe. Nor do I particularly care to go. Though I've also been there many times, Atlanta isn't one of my favorite cities. If I'm headed in that direction, then there are other places where I'd much rather end up. We did have an office there though too btw. As do many other large companies who were our clients. As we did in most other major cities in the US and around the world where I've also been.

Yes, I did commute to Manhattan on about a weekly basis. As do thousands of others. That's why they have things like the Shuttle, Acela, etc. Again nothing unique or impressive about that. The only reason that came up is that you in your usual pretentious blowhard asshole way were trying to make Manhattan out to be some far away magic land where only you could ever go. No. Sorry.

No, I don't live in or give a shit about Falls Church. Or Vienna for that matter other than maybe as a too easy way to endlessly troll your easily hooked dumb ass. lol


> > Nor was I 'pressed' to say anything about the
> Delta Water Shuttle.
>
> Of course you were, dumbass. I prodded and
> badgered you into naming the service, fully
> expecting to receive the damning answer that I
> finally did. Punking you was easy. You are just
> too stupid by a whole lot, sucker-boy.


No dumbshit. You had no clue what it was called. You were just being your usual asshole NPD self and were thinking that you'd Googled-up a real find with your weekend researching water shuttle schedules. The only damning part was that you fucked up. Then to make it even more embarrassing you came in with your usual dumb sock puppet posts to pat yourself on the back for fucking up. lmao

>
> > No, NY Waterways very obviously did not operate
> the fucking
> DELTA Water Shuttle under their own brand.
>
>
> The Delta Water Shuttle was operated by Harbor
> Shutttle Inc. until 1998 when the company shut
> down and went belly-up. NY Waterway, the largest
> operator of ferries in NY harbor, added the
> abandoned route to its already existing network of
> routes, but gave up on LGA service itself by the
> end of 2000 -- long before freaking Dave
> Pasternack won any James Beard Award or talked
> about the glories of bay scallops in any venue
> where a big fat useless google-liar like you could
> come across them and concoct another giant fairy
> tale out of them. Briefly put, every single
> strand in the fabric of your asinine Esca tale was
> woven from deliberate and outright lies.
> Worthless puke-trash from start to finish, but par
> for the course (that's a golf term) for such a
> completely useless fraud as you. You should be
> ashamed of your sorry-ass self, but I suspect
> that's just another word that you don't know the
> meaning of.

So, in other words, you're now conceding that you were wrong when you claimed that the Delta Water Shuttle stopped operating in 1998. Thanks.

Also, although I never linked the two as you try to imply and as I said I used a variety of ways to get to Manhattan other than the water shuttle, Esca looks to have opened in early 2000. So even by your own tortured line of weasel-worded bullshit, and your subsequent admission above that the water shuttle continued to operate through the end of 2000, both were in fact operating at the same time.

So, to summarize, turns out that all that this and your wasted weekend of Googling ferry schedules proved was that (1) you have no life, so I win, (2) nobody other than someone who actually was there would even know of Esca to begin with or of a relatively obscure water shuttle service which you couldn't even find the name of with your mad Google skillz, and (3) even by your own timeline you're still wrong. The "bomb" that you were so proud of yourself in thinking that you were dropping turned out to be a big dud. lol

Sorry for your loss.

(BTW, if you were smarter and more creative you wouldn't have missed the obvious opportunity to call it a "ferry" tale. But you're not so, once again, you fail.)

The wails and laments continue to echo down the canyons of your despair. You're a pathetic and worthless loser who's never been or done anything. Except lie, of course. Wallow in your pervasive inferiority, asshole. It's the entirety of your destiny.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Hahaha!!! Many people. It's just fucking you,
> dork-ass.

You're actually stupid enough to believe that it is just me.

> Unlike me, you lack the spine and moxie
> necessary to stand up and go it alone, so you have
> to bring in these uncounted numbers of your toy
> soldier-bots to serve in your worthless cause.

LOL! Whatever you say, Barbara B., Markie's Mom, LOL..., Actually..., and the countless other puppets you use to respond to and prop up your own posts. Everyone can see right through you. You're not fooling anyone and you're a fool to think that you are.


> You're the one who needs to look it up, dumbfuck.

From Merriam-Webster:

Full Definition of betray

1: to lead astray; especially : seduce

2: to deliver to an enemy by treachery

3: to fail or desert especially in time of need

4a : to reveal unintentionally b : show, indicate

c : to disclose in violation of confidence


> Sure, sure, big fellow. Not you at all.

Now you're catching on. Something tells me it will be short lived though!

> What I proved in spades was that you actually had
> nothing at all to back up your claims of being in
> Florida.

Actually, you proved that you are so willing to defy the bounds of credulity to concoct some sort of hairbrained story after being hit with reality.

> Your photos were as phony as mine were,

Yours were based on an AP photo that you claimed were from contacts. You can't find mine anywhere but in this thread. That's how we know you are a liar.

> while the timing, texture, and tone of your posts

The timing, texture, and tone were just what they were; a successful move to rub your lying face in the reality in front of you. You were even baited into it. You took the bait, swallowed it and let it run roughshod through your GI tract. I set you up the day before I left for FL with the whole spring training comment. When the photos started rolling in, you shit your pants and started this whole line of bullshit. Watching you flounder and fail was, of course, the plan all along. You certainly lived up to your part!

> By the way, have you found any
> posts by me between 8:00 AM on April 3 and 5:00 PM
> on April 5 yet?

No. And I don't see why I would care.

> That's what being somewhere else
> actually looks like.

Or, it's what pretending to be somewhere looks like. Sitting around reading this board and exercising the slimmest amount of will power in an attempt to make it look like you went somewhere is actually more pathetic than not going anywhere.

> For the price of admission.

Or, $5.99 on ebay. Did you pay for expedited delivery? LOL?

> Not so simple, douche. Your pictures were simply
> sent to you by someone else.

I thought you said I was "someone else." How many times have you claimed that now? So, if I'm someone else, and someone else sent me the photos, that they are my photos that I took! Bwahahahahahahah! You're such a tard.

And amazingly, this "someone else" had a time machine and was able to go back to last year's spring training in Tampa and snap a shot too! I am such a lucky person to know this time traveling "someone else."

> No, I've had to point out the foolishness of your
> fascination with the blocked views and wasted
> space created by pointless garages before.

And, I've pointed out that only someone who can't afford a garage makes such a stupid argument. Presumably, your carport has car(s) under it. Are you claiming that you gaze out the window of your carport past your cars? I am certain looking down your driveway, which is undoubtedly low grade asphalt is a stunning view.

> They are simply an unneeded and unproductive intrusion
> in this area. A carport and a well-designed shed
> are the far better way to go. Of course, there's
> rarely room for a shed on these tiny Falls Church
> lots,

I am sure my neighbors with sheds might disagree with you. Of course, having the third bay of the garage act as a place for storage and a nice climate controlled work area has a far greater advantage.

> and views of your neighbor's trash cans
> aren't much of a thing to be missed anyway.

With a garage, trash cans stay neatly hidden until it is trash day. Your neighbors get to see your trashcans nestled under your carport 7 days a week.

> I am simply a discerning customer.

Discerning indicates showing good judgment. Choosing an old (not classic) car with high mileage and significant wear and tear is not good judgment when it comes to choosing an executive sedan service vehicle.

> I know what I like and I have the funds needed to obtain that at
> the drop of a hat.



> I guess you thought so, since you somehow managed
> to "confuse" Takumi with the much larger Kaz Sushi
> Bistro when alleging to report on seating
> capacity.

It was you posting under one of your hausfrau names that had failed to realize that the conversation had shifted from Takumi to Kaz. You also failed to recognize the area known as downtown DC. You did this even after a couple of maps were provided to you. Your stupidity is evident post after post, thread after thread.

> Right. Who would want to miss out on the Robek's
> or Applebee's booth? LOL!

Probably the same ones that'll walk by McPizza, I mean Donato's.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Following up on this, look what I discovered on
> my
> > stroll through FCC yesterday. Looks like the
> folks
> > at Caffè Amouri wanted their product on the
> shelves
> > in more places than just Vienna. I guess it's
> not
> > exclusive as you thought. First Rare Bird, now
> Caffè
> > Amouri. Chalk that up as another one of your
> claims
> > that went down in flames.
>
> LOL! It belongs in the category for your many,
> many problems with the English language. NONE of
> those bags of coffee was ROASTED in Falls Church
> City.

So, it's no longer freshly roasted once it hit's the shelves at the local market? You never indicated it had to be ROASTED in Falls Church. You simply asked if freshly roasted coffee was available in Falls Church. Somehow it becomes no longer fresh after being driven a few miles down the road? You're so full of shit.

The wails and laments continue to echo down the canyons of your ever darkening despair. You're a pathetic and worthless loser who's never been or done anything. Except lie, of course.

You never went to Florida as claimed. You never ate at Esca or rode any water taxi from LGA to anywhere. You don't know shit about scallops, coffee, wine, or English. You don't attend baseball games (and won't be at "A Night at the Park") simply because you can't afford it. You can't afford to go where I go, eat where I eat, or live where I live. There is little about my life that you can experience. It's all so very far above and beyond you.

So, wallow in your pervasive inferiority, asshole. It is after all what at the core of things defines you.
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Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> The wails and laments continue to echo down the
> canyons of your ever darkening despair. You're a
> pathetic and worthless loser who's never been or
> done anything. Except lie, of course.
>
> You never went to Florida as claimed. You never
> ate at Esca or rode any water taxi from LGA to
> anywhere. You don't know shit about scallops,
> coffee, wine, or English. You don't attend
> baseball games (and won't be at "A Night at the
> Park") simply because you can't afford it. You
> can't afford to go where I go, eat where I eat, or
> live where I live. There is little about my life
> that you can experience. It's all so very far
> above and beyond you.
>
> So, wallow in your pervasive inferiority, asshole.
> It is after all what at the core of things
> defines you.
> .


So, after having your ass handed to you on a silver platter on every single assertion you've made, you decide to simply restate them? That's a massive pussy move - even for you. I think it's about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped in to bail you out. You're floundering and about to go under for good. Surely one of your sock puppets can step in and come to the rescue.

Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under $5,000. I realize that's a bit out of your price range, but none of my three vehicles would sell for such a paltry amount of cash. You'd probably have to finance it. The fact you think it's a status symbol tells us just how far you need to go just to even sniff the word status.

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>
> So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> silver platter on every single assertion you've
> made, you decide to simply restate them? That's a
> massive pussy move - even for you. I think it's
> about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped in
> to bail you out. You're floundering and about to
> go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> puppets can step in and come to the rescue.
>
> Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under $5,000.
> I realize that's a bit out of your price range,
> but none of my three vehicles would sell for such
> a paltry amount of cash. You'd probably have to
> finance it. The fact you think it's a status
> symbol tells us just how far you need to go just
> to even sniff the word status.



Dumbass doesn't seem to understand that his posts amount to about the equivalent of:



lol

just a few Wrote:
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> So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> silver platter on every single assertion you've
> made, you decide to simply restate them? That's a
> massive pussy move - even for you. I think it's
> about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped in
> to bail you out. You're floundering and about to
> go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> puppets can step in and come to the rescue.

Slobber, slobber! Whimper, whimper! What a total chump. Did you know that under the agreement between Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc., water taxi service to and from LGA was run to support Delta's air shuttle service which at that time typically ran hourly throughout the day? But when HSI failed in early 1998 and the route fell to NY Waterway, they commingled it with their other routes and ran it as a commuter service with runs during the AM and PM rush and very little else. Sort of like the difference between Metro and VRE. No, you didn't know that.

> Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under $5,000.

You can rent that particular car for $80 an hour. It doesn't come with a driver if you do that however.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> > silver platter on every single assertion you've
> > made, you decide to simply restate them? That's
> a
> > massive pussy move - even for you. I think
> it's
> > about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped
> in
> > to bail you out. You're floundering and about
> to
> > go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> > puppets can step in and come to the rescue.
>
> Slobber, slobber! Whimper, whimper! What a total
> chump. Did you know that under the agreement
> between Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc., water taxi
> service to and from LGA was run to support Delta's
> air shuttle service which at that time typically
> ran hourly throughout the day? But when HSI
> failed in early 1998 and the route fell to NY
> Waterway, they commingled it with their other
> routes and ran it as a commuter service with runs
> during the AM and PM rush and very little else.
> Sort of like the difference between Metro and VRE.
> No, you didn't know that.

No, I didn't, nor did I care as I've never claimed to have been on a water taxi from LGA. You've fucked up again. Big surprise!

> > Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under
> $5,000.
>
> You can rent that particular car for $80 an hour.
> It doesn't come with a driver if you do that
> however.


Or, you can rent it for $45/hour (minimum 2 hours) with a driver...

http://washingtondcaslimo.com/fleet/

You're such a dumbfuck. Ever get sick of having your ass handed to you over and over again, day after day? What kind of masochist are you?

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, after having your ass handed to you on a
> > silver platter on every single assertion you've
> > made, you decide to simply restate them? That's
> a
> > massive pussy move - even for you. I think
> it's
> > about time Barbara B. or Markie's Mom stepped
> in
> > to bail you out. You're floundering and about
> to
> > go under for good. Surely one of your sock
> > puppets can step in and come to the rescue.
>
> Slobber, slobber! Whimper, whimper! What a total
> chump. Did you know that under the agreement
> between Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc., water taxi
> service to and from LGA was run to support Delta's
> air shuttle service which at that time typically
> ran hourly throughout the day? But when HSI
> failed in early 1998 and the route fell to NY
> Waterway, they commingled it with their other
> routes and ran it as a commuter service with runs
> during the AM and PM rush and very little else.
> Sort of like the difference between Metro and VRE.
> No, you didn't know that.


So, in other words, you were wrong and now you're trying to pretend like you know something regardless that it's completely irrelevant. lol

>
> > Nice pic of a car I can pick up for under
> $5,000.
>
> You can rent that particular car for $80 an hour.
> It doesn't come with a driver if you do that
> however.


Roll on homes. You be a playa fo sho!

Way above your head, Fanboi.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Way above your head, Fanboi.


You is da best and brightest yo.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> Way above your head, Fanboi.


You're in shit way over your head. Your lies have sunk you.

just a few Wrote:
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> No, I didn't, nor did I care as I've never claimed
> to have been on a water taxi from LGA. You've
> fucked up again. Big surprise!

I get it. It was "Someone Else" again. Forever a pathetic grade-school farce!

> Or, you can rent it for $45/hour (minimum 2 hours)
> with a driver...

No, "that particular car" in fact rents for $80 an hour. It's in North Carolina. It's nice though to see you finally beginning to realize how many high-end car services offer Town Cars to their discerning customers. People at my station have of course known this all along.

> You're such a dumbfuck. Ever get sick of having
> your ass handed to you over and over again, day
> after day? What kind of masochist are you?

Too bad for you once again, douchebag. You've done nothing here but lose. Or do they spell that "loose" in Falls Church. Kind of like "correlary" or "housefrau"? LOL! Madison > Mason.

PS. "Taste of Vienna" is just a week from today! Admission is free. Unlike at "A Night at the Park."

v7Pkc Wrote:
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> So, in other words, you were wrong and now you're trying to pretend like
> you know something regardless that it's completely irrelevant. lol

No, just pointing out that the Delta Water Shuttle did indeed die in the Spring of 1998. The abandoned route was picked up and merged into the NY Waterway system for some 18 months, but it was not at all the same service as before. You of course would not have known that, as you never rode either one of them, never commuted to "corporate HQ" in NYC, and never ate at Esca. Like your phony trip to Florida, those were all just massive, concocted lies. These are all you have.

> Roll on homes. You be a playa fo sho!

Enjoy eating all that shit, dumbfuck! And the envy and butthurt as well. I'll be heading out for Nats Park now. Ta-ta, loser-boy.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> v7Pkc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, in other words, you were wrong and now
> you're trying to pretend like
> > you know something regardless that it's
> completely irrelevant. lol
>
> No, just pointing out that the Delta Water Shuttle
> did indeed die in the Spring of 1998. The
> abandoned route was picked up and merged into the
> NY Waterway system for some 18 months, but it was
> not at all the same service as before. You of
> course would not have known that, as you never
> rode either one of them, never commuted to
> "corporate HQ" in NYC, and never ate at Esca.
> Like your phony trip to Florida, those were all
> just massive, concocted lies. These are all you
> have.
>

Nope, it did not die. The group operating the service under Delta's branding as the "Delta Water Shuttle" simply changed. Which made absolutely no difference whatsoever to those of us using it. The ferry service between La Guardia and Manhattan continued to operate, as you conceded above, until the end of 2000. Same boats. Same route. Same branding.

Quote

NY Waterway To Operate Delta Water Shuttle

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately-
operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the
Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan
and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine Air Terminal,
NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.

Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of
the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service.
NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also
includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing
rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.

"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY
Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service
established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to
our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to
the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal and to the rest of La Guardia
Airport."

"We believe the Delta Water Shuttle offers our customers a unique and
unbeatable shortcut to their business destinations, with ferry schedules that
provide fast and easy connections to their Delta Shuttle flights," said Bill
Crumbley, managing director of the Delta Shuttle. "Our new partnership with
NY Waterway will provide even more convenience and future enhancements for the
Delta Shuttle customer."

"As with all our ferry operations, airport service provides an attractive
alternative to auto and bus commuting, helping to reduce pollution and traffic
congestion on New York City streets," Imperatore added.

NY Waterway also had been designated by the Port Authority of New York &
New Jersey to provide high-speed ferry service from Manhattan to the Main
Terminal at the east end of La Guardia Airport and will continue to develop
that route in partnership with the Port Authority.

Under the terms of its agreement with Delta Air Lines, NY Waterway will
continue to provide weekday morning and evening rush hour service between the
Marine Air Terminal and four Manhattan ports, at Pier 11 at the foot of Wall
Street, East 34th Street, East 62nd Street, and 90th Street. Fares of $15 for
one-way travel and $25 for round-trip travel will remain unchanged. Delta
Shuttle customers receive 100 Delta SkyMiles for each trip on the Delta Water
Shuttle and have access to AT&T Wireless telephone service and complimentary
Green Mountain coffee, juices and newspapers while traveling between
destinations...

SOURCE Delta Air Lines, Inc.

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/ny-waterway-to-operate-delta-water-shuttle-77729112.html

So, as I said, you were and are wrong. Trying to pretend that you know something with more irrelevant bullshit that you Googled up is just making the pwnage worse.

You failed.

Move on.


> > Roll on homes. You be a playa fo sho!
>
> Enjoy eating all that shit, dumbfuck! And the
> envy and butthurt as well. I'll be heading out
> for Nats Park now. Ta-ta, loser-boy.


Not a fan of the game or the team so, once again, your lame attempt to impress anyone also fails miserably Souolja Boy.

YKXtH Wrote:
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> Nope, it did not die. The group operating the
> service under Delta's branding as the "Delta Water
> Shuttle" simply changed. Which made absolutely no
> difference whatsoever to those of us using it.

LOL! It did die, and you never rode it. Just like you never commuted to NYC and never ate at Esca. These are all parts of just one of the gigantic lies you have attempted to pass off here and been fatally scalded for. By the way, your boy Tanner pitched pretty well yesterday. Just two hits allowed while fanning 15. I'll be sure that he's congratulated on your behalf at "A Night at the Park".

> The ferry service between La Guardia and Manhattan
> continued to operate, as you conceded above, until
> the end of 2000. Same boats. Same route. Same
> branding.

NY Waterway absorbed boats and routes from the failed Harbor Shuttle Inc. As noted earlier, these were simply commingled into NY Waterway's already existing empire. After May 1, 1998, what ran to and from LGA in the AM and PM rush was whatever craft NYW decided to assign to the run. At that point after all, it was just one small part of a vast and interconnected commuter ferry system.

> Not a fan of the game or the team so, once again,
> your lame attempt to impress anyone also fails
> miserably Souolja Boy.

Do you have any fondness for vintage ticket stubs then, asshole?
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> YKXtH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope, it did not die. The group operating the
> > service under Delta's branding as the "Delta
> Water
> > Shuttle" simply changed. Which made absolutely
> no
> > difference whatsoever to those of us using it.
>
> LOL! It did die, and you never rode it. Just
> like you never commuted to NYC and never ate at
> Esca. These are all parts of just one of the
> gigantic lies you have attempted to pass off here
> and been fatally scalded for. By the way, your
> boy Tanner pitched pretty well yesterday. Just
> two hits allowed while fanning 15. I'll be sure
> that he's congratulated on your behalf at "A Night
> at the Park".


Yes, in fact I did. Many times. As did many others making the same commute. I have no idea who Tanner is nor am I interested enough to even bother to look. Once again you're so 'smart' that you can't tell two obviously different posters apart. Maybe you need to call in Kilton with his mad IP skillz. lol


>
> > The ferry service between La Guardia and
> Manhattan
> > continued to operate, as you conceded above,
> until
> > the end of 2000. Same boats. Same route.
> Same
> > branding.
>
> NY Waterway absorbed boats and routes from the
> failed Harbor Shuttle Inc. As noted earlier,
> these were simply commingled into NY Waterway's
> already existing empire. After May 1, 1998, what
> ran to and from LGA in the AM and PM rush was
> whatever craft NYW decided to assign to the run.
> At that point after all, it was just one small
> part of a vast and interconnected commuter ferry
> system.

Wrong again dumbass. If you were smarter and not just a dumbfuck digging his way deeper and deeper into a hole Googling things that you have no actual knowledge of, then you might better understand that the primary reason for Delta's involvement was for the branding/advertising as the "Delta Water Shuttle." The boats used were painted in Delta's colors with its logo and other branding. They didn't just swap in whatever random ferry that they had available. They were in fact the same boats before and after. I don't recall now whether some may have changed over time but that was of no concern to passengers and it's irrelevant beyond your own shoveling now.

>
> > Not a fan of the game or the team so, once
> again,
> > your lame attempt to impress anyone also fails
> > miserably Souolja Boy.
>
> Do you have any fondness for vintage ticket stubs
> then, asshole?
> .


None at all. Surely you can do better than that you big time playa.

yFUDm Wrote:
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> Yes, in fact I did. Many times. As did many
> others making the same commute.

LOLOLOL!!! You bungled into inventing the whole water taxi story out of whole cloth in a worse than clumsy attempt to buttress your equally phony claims of having dined at Esca on bay scallop masterpieces from Dave Pasternack. Not one word of it was true. The entire story is, was, and always will be just a line of total bullshit. Bullshit, after all, is all you have to work with here.

> I have no idea who Tanner is nor am I interested enough to even
> bother to look.

You claimed to know all about him not so long ago.

> Once again you're so 'smart' that you can't tell two obviously
> different posters apart.

Amazing how you and "Someone Else" so often come and go at the same time and insinuate yourselves into the same stories. It's as if you were one and the same person or something.

> Maybe you need to call in Kilton with his mad IP skillz.

He's probably off sulking this morning over the state of the DC sports curse that he forever proclaims.

> Wrong again dumbass. If you were smarter and not
> just a dumbfuck digging his way deeper and deeper
> into a hole Googling things that you have no actual
> knowledge of, then you might better understand that
> the primary reason for Delta's involvement was for
> the branding/advertising as the "Delta Water Shuttle."
> The boats used were painted in Delta's colors with
> its logo and other branding.

That was pre-1998, bozo. Which of course was also pre-Esca.

> They didn't just swap in whatever random ferry that
> they had available. They were in fact the same boats
> before and after.

In fact, NY Waterway ran whatever boats they had available from their fleet on the LGA run. They were operating a simple commuter ferry route at that point, after all. And the boats they had taken from defunct Harbor Shuttle were indeed repainted into NY Waterway livery as the time and money for it became available. You need to accept the simple fact that what once had been the Delta Water Shuttle DIED when its operator did. Despite what ad agents may have written, the post-1998 association between NYW and Delta consisted of landing rights at the Marine Air Terminal. NYW did use that along with other landings that were more convenient to the commuter-base that they were then trying to serve.

> I don't recall now whether some may have changed over
> time but that was of no concern to passengers and it's
> irrelevant beyond your own shoveling now.

The reason that you "don't recall" is that you never rode these boats at any time under any operator.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> I get it. It was "Someone Else" again. Forever a
> pathetic grade-school farce!

I thought you said "Someone Else" was the person who sent me pictures from FL. Now you're insinuating I'm this "Someone Else"? Get your shit together, fucktard.

> No, "that particular car" in fact rents for $80 an
> hour. It's in North Carolina.

Wow, how much Googling did you have to do to find a car that is vastly overpriced and essentially a rip-off? No "discerning" customer would pay that price for that vehicle. Of course, someone who's never taken a car service before might get swindled into that price.

The Town Car, like you, is long past its prime and is in no way a status symbol of any kind. Its time as an executive sedan is past due which is why it is no longer an acceptable vehicle to qualify as an Uber Black car. Had you known that, you wouldn't have "bragged" about taking one.

> Too bad for you once again, douchebag. You've done
> nothing here but lose.

Back to Danth's law for you. Shocking!

> PS. "Taste of Vienna" is just a week from today!

If I get a craving for McPizza, I mean Donato's, I'll let you know. Like so many other things in Vienna, the Taste of Vienna is hardly worth a trip. Of course, from Falls Church, you could simply go Idylwood to Gallows to Park to Moore to Center (avoiding Maple the entire way) to get there, but again why would you want to?

yFUDm Wrote:
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> Once again you're so 'smart' that
> you can't tell two obviously different posters
> apart.

This dope is too stupid to get it. Even when presented with facts refuting everything he says, he'll still double down on his stupidity and lies. It's why it's so fun to watch his meltdowns.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> yFUDm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, in fact I did. Many times. As did many
> > others making the same commute.
>
> LOLOLOL!!! You bungled into inventing the whole
> water taxi story out of whole cloth in a worse
> than clumsy attempt to buttress your equally phony
> claims of having dined at Esca on bay scallop
> masterpieces from Dave Pasternack. Not one word
> of it was true. The entire story is, was, and
> always will be just a line of total bullshit.
> Bullshit, after all, is all you have to work with
> here.


Nope, I didn't. In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many times. Though I never linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple times. I never claimed to have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that they'd have a better picture than yours.


>
> > I have no idea who Tanner is nor am I interested
> enough to even
> > bother to look.
>
> You claimed to know all about him not so long ago.
>
>
> > Once again you're so 'smart' that you can't tell
> two obviously
> > different posters apart.
>
> Amazing how you and "Someone Else" so often come
> and go at the same time and insinuate yourselves
> into the same stories. It's as if you were one
> and the same person or something.
>


What's amazing is that you're STILL too fucking stooopid to distinguish between two obviously different posters. lol


> > Maybe you need to call in Kilton with his mad IP
> skillz.
>
> He's probably off sulking this morning over the
> state of the DC sports curse that he forever
> proclaims.


He'll be right in the end. The curse isn't any good unless they string you along until they choke.


>
> > Wrong again dumbass. If you were smarter and
> not
> > just a dumbfuck digging his way deeper and
> deeper
> > into a hole Googling things that you have no
> actual
> > knowledge of, then you might better understand
> that
> > the primary reason for Delta's involvement was
> for
> > the branding/advertising as the "Delta Water
> Shuttle."
> > The boats used were painted in Delta's colors
> with
> > its logo and other branding.
>
> That was pre-1998, bozo. Which of course was also
> pre-Esca.
>
> > They didn't just swap in whatever random ferry
> that
> > they had available. They were in fact the same
> boats
> > before and after.
>
> In fact, NY Waterway ran whatever boats they had
> available from their fleet on the LGA run. They
> were operating a simple commuter ferry route at
> that point, after all. And the boats they had
> taken from defunct Harbor Shuttle were indeed
> repainted into NY Waterway livery as the time and
> money for it became available. You need to accept
> the simple fact that what once had been the Delta
> Water Shuttle DIED when its operator did. Despite
> what ad agents may have written, the post-1998
> association between NYW and Delta consisted of
> landing rights at the Marine Air Terminal. NYW
> did use that along with other landings that were
> more convenient to the commuter-base that they
> were then trying to serve.


Now you're just making up whatever shit sounds good to try to save your futile weekend spent Googling. lmao

No, the Delta Water Shuttle did not "die" in 1998. The operator in partnership with Delta simply changed. The change was transparent to those of us using the service. The only commuter base that they were trying to serve were commuters arriving and leaving on the Delta Shuttles from/to DCA and BOS. Which is why, as documented in the multiple news releases and other sources already posted, Delta was involved to begin with. It was a marketing deal for Delta which without the branding would be pointless. Just as they did for a while with ferries to Mets and Yankees games:

.


Just as Ikea does with a ferry run to their operation across the river, etc., etc.



Just as NY Waterways did and does NOT do with various other boats in their fleet which operate on other routes:



Again, none of which matters since the only concern to those of us using the service was that there was a ferry from the old Marine Terminal at LaGuardia into and out of lower Manhattan. Beyond that, and some nominal points earned by using it, nobody really gave a shit who was running it. That now is relevanet only to your own futile clawing trying to climb out of the hole that you've dug. Which, btw, you now fuck up again in your own post by conceding that the service continued to operate. Dumbshit. lol

>
> > I don't recall now whether some may have changed
> over
> > time but that was of no concern to passengers
> and it's
> > irrelevant beyond your own shoveling now.
>
> The reason that you "don't recall" is that you
> never rode these boats at any time under any
> operator.


I don't recall because it was of no concern to anyone using the service and only comes up now because you're trying to save your dumb ass in any possible way that you can by arguing irrelevant bullshit which isn't even internally consistent. lol

just a few Wrote:
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> yFUDm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Once again you're so 'smart' that
> > you can't tell two obviously different posters
> > apart.
>
> This dope is too stupid to get it. Even when
> presented with facts refuting everything he says,
> he'll still double down on his stupidity and lies.
> It's why it's so fun to watch his meltdowns.


No shit. He seems to think that repeating the same bullshit over and over after being shot down multiple times will at some point somehow make it come true. I don't mind. I kinda enjoy shoveling more dirt in on him and watching him try to dig. lol

LOL! Fanboi withdraws with a final record of 0-186. Shot down on every point. Never did any of the shit that he and his phonies claimed to have done. You never once rode it, but the Delta Water Shuttle died in 1998. Nondescript Esca -- where you have never once eaten -- did not exist yet. For 18 months, NY Waterway ran a rush-hour commuter service, not an airport shuttle service. Then that failed as well. Meanwhile, the whole scallops sham was from start to finish a fabricated trip-to-Florida-style total pile of crap. We can chalk this one up as just another entry in what is quite a long list of embarrassingly futile Fanboi failures. Figured out yet what was at 105 West Broad Street before Ireland's Four Provinces arrived in 1997? How about what an executive car service is or how to get to Anita's in Vienna by cutting across Electric Avenue?
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just a few Wrote:
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> Of course, from Falls Church, you could simply go Idylwood to
> Gallows to Park to Moore to Center (avoiding Maple the entire way)
> to get there, but again why would you want to?

LOL! Fanboi, the Falls Church phony-ass Google-mapping fucktard, has fallen flat on his flabby-ass face once again! BULLETIN: Idylwood Road does not exist anywhere in Falls Church City. And Gallows Road and Park Street DO NOT INTERSECT! Since there are no Vienna neighborhood side-streets to accomplish it, you would have to travel across Cedar Lane to get from one to the other. And if Barbara B were here, she would surely tell you that only a mindless moron would follow such a route when cutting across Electric Avenue would be so much faster and easier. You really are quite the illiterate dumbfuck, you know!

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Fanboi withdraws with a final record of
> 0-186. Shot down on every point.


They should rename Danth's Law for you. lol

> Never did any
> of the shit that he and his phonies claimed to
> have done. You never once rode it, but the Delta
> Water Shuttle died in 1998. Nondescript Esca --
> where you have never once eaten -- did not exist
> yet. For 18 months, NY Waterway ran a rush-hour
> commuter service, not an airport shuttle service.
> Then that failed as well.

You idiot. The "commuters" were those commuting between DCA/BOS and LGA on the Delta Shuttle not local daily drivers from the area. lol They just dropped the mid-day service which few people coming into the city for the day used the Delta Shuttle for anyway.

Just to rub your face in shit again...

Quote

NY Waterway To Operate DELTA WATER SHUTTLE

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately-
operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the
Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan
and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine
Air Terminal, NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.
Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of
the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service.
NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also
includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing
rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.
"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY
Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service
established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to
our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to
the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal and to the rest of La Guardia
Airport."

"We believe the Delta Water Shuttle offers our customers a unique and
unbeatable shortcut to their business destinations, with ferry schedules that
provide fast and easy connections to their Delta Shuttle flights," said Bill
Crumbley, managing director of the Delta Shuttle. "Our new partnership with
NY Waterway will provide even more convenience and future enhancements for the
Delta Shuttle customer."

"As with all our ferry operations, airport service provides an attractive
alternative to auto and bus commuting, helping to reduce pollution and traffic
congestion on New York City streets," Imperatore added.

NY Waterway also had been designated by the Port Authority of New York &
New Jersey to provide high-speed ferry service from Manhattan to the Main
Terminal at the east end of La Guardia Airport and will continue to develop
that route in partnership with the Port Authority.

Under the terms of its agreement with Delta Air Lines, NY Waterway will
continue to provide weekday morning and evening rush hour service between the
Marine Air Terminal and four Manhattan ports, at Pier 11 at the foot of Wall
Street, East 34th Street, East 62nd Street, and 90th Street. Fares of $15 for
one-way travel and $25 for round-trip travel will remain unchanged. Delta
Shuttle customers receive 100 Delta SkyMiles for each trip on the Delta Water
Shuttle and have access to AT&T Wireless telephone service and complimentary
Green Mountain coffee, juices and newspapers while traveling between
destinations...

> Meanwhile, the whole
> scallops sham was from start to finish a
> fabricated trip-to-Florida-style total pile of
> crap. We can chalk this one up as just another
> entry in what is quite a long list of
> embarrassingly futile Fanboi failures. Figured
> out yet what was at 105 West Broad Street before
> Ireland's Four Provinces arrived in 1997? How
> about what an executive car service is or how to
> get to Anita's in Vienna by cutting across
> Electric Avenue?
> .

You're too stupid to figure it out but I'll leave the rest of this for other posters to spank your dumb ass.

dW9yw Wrote:
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> In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many times. Though I never
> linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple times. I never claimed to
> have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that they'd have a better
> picture than yours.

Transparent lies. You made up 100% of the water-taxi claim in a horribly failed attempt to create background for your patently false claims of having commuted on "about a weekly basis" to "corporate HQ" in Manhattan where you regularly dined at Esca. In actuality, you never ate such a meal or made such a trip at all. You did however google up a quote about the wonders of bay scallops from Dave Pasternack, a chef and partner at Esca, whom you then tried to beatify in sordid attempts to redeem your various prior flubbed and failed comments concerning scallops and their seasons. Everything since has been an example of your digging a deep hole even deeper. You are a total and transparent fraud.

> No, the Delta Water Shuttle did not "die" in 1998. The operator
> in partnership with Delta simply changed.

It died and its assets were disposed of, principally to NY Waterway which briefly attempted to run a very different sort of ferry service across the same route, soon seeing that endeavor fall apart and fail as well.

> Beyond that, and some nominal points earned by using it,
> nobody really gave a shit who was running it.

Of course you don't care who was running it, since that tiny little matter documents in spades what a worthless fucking liar you are. When pressed to provide the name of the water-taxi service you rode to your non-existent meetings and your non-existent meals, you confidently proclaimed that it was the Delta Water Shuttle, despite the fact that the service had shut down in May 1998, long before Esca ever opened. You've been trying in Nixonian fashion to craft some sort of cover-up ever since, and it's not working out any better for you than what Tricky Dick's efforts did for him. You are a crook -- just a big fat fucking fraud and nothing else at all.

> Which, btw, you now fuck up again in your own post
> by conceding that the service continued to operate.

It was noted at the very beginning, asshole. Anyone having not been dropped on his head as an infant as often as you apparently were would have recollected that. The problem for you here is that where I did, you DID NOT KNOW at the time of the 1998 demise of the Delta Water Shuttle and so were easily led into stupidly claiming that you were riding that to get to Esca at times when it would have been impossible to do so. Your bad, loser!

vNKNm Wrote:
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> No shit. He seems to think that repeating the
> same bullshit over and over after being shot down
> multiple times will at some point somehow make it
> come true. I don't mind. I kinda enjoy shoveling
> more dirt in on him and watching him try to dig.
> lol

Are you supposed to be one of these "other people", you fabulous assfuck? How far beyond stupid can ONE PERSON -- and that's all there is or ever has been on the other end of this -- actually sink?

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> dW9yw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many
> times. Though I never
> > linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple
> times. I never claimed to
> > have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that
> they'd have a better
> > picture than yours.
>
> Transparent lies. You made up 100% of the
> water-taxi claim in a horribly failed attempt to
> create background for your patently false claims
> of having commuted on "about a weekly basis" to
> "corporate HQ" in Manhattan where you regularly
> dined at Esca. In actuality, you never ate such a
> meal or made such a trip at all. You did however
> google up a quote about the wonders of bay
> scallops from Dave Pasternack, a chef and partner
> at Esca, whom you then tried to beatify in sordid
> attempts to redeem your various prior flubbed and
> failed comments concerning scallops and their
> seasons. Everything since has been an example of
> your digging a deep hole even deeper. You are a
> total and transparent fraud.
>
> > No, the Delta Water Shuttle did not "die" in
> 1998. The operator
> > in partnership with Delta simply changed.
>
> It died and its assets were disposed of,
> principally to NY Waterway which briefly attempted
> to run a very different sort of ferry service
> across the same route, soon seeing that endeavor
> fall apart and fail as well.
>
> > Beyond that, and some nominal points earned by
> using it,
> > nobody really gave a shit who was running it.
>
> Of course you don't care who was running it, since
> that tiny little matter documents in spades what a
> worthless fucking liar you are. When pressed to
> provide the name of the water-taxi service you
> rode to your non-existent meetings and your
> non-existent meals, you confidently proclaimed
> that it was the Delta Water Shuttle, despite the
> fact that the service had shut down in May 1998,
> long before Esca ever opened. You've been trying
> in Nixonian fashion to craft some sort of cover-up
> ever since, and it's not working out any better
> for you than what Tricky Dick's efforts did for
> him. You are a crook -- just a big fat fucking
> fraud and nothing else at all.
>
> > Which, btw, you now fuck up again in your own
> post
> > by conceding that the service continued to
> operate.
>
> It was noted at the very beginning, asshole.
> Anyone having not been dropped on his head as an
> infant as often as you apparently were would have
> recollected that. The problem for you here is
> that where I did, you DID NOT KNOW at the time of
> the 1998 demise of the Delta Water Shuttle and so
> were easily led into stupidly claiming that you
> were riding that to get to Esca at times when it
> would have been impossible to do so. Your bad,
> loser!


You're a moron and I'm getting bored with your bullshit and repeatedly pwning your dumb ass.

Yes, I did regularly commute to Manhattan from DCA. I didn't say that I regularly ate at Esca. I said that I have multiple times. As have thousands of others in both cases. Neither are any exclusive, impressive events reserved only for the few as you seem to view such things as you do routine shit like buying coffee. Neither of which are dependent on anything related to the Delta Water Shuttle itself which was just one of many ways into and out of the city that I used over the years.

Obviously, as independently documented above and as you have conceded multiple times, the ferry service for Delta Shuttle passengers operating between the Marine Terminal at LGA to lower Manhattan did not "shut down" in 1998. The company operating the service simply changed. Who operated the service was of no concern to anyone using it. That only comes up now because you're trying to save your own dumb ass after wasting time out of your miserable life Googling ferry schedules.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> vNKNm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No shit. He seems to think that repeating the
> > same bullshit over and over after being shot
> down
> > multiple times will at some point somehow make
> it
> > come true. I don't mind. I kinda enjoy
> shoveling
> > more dirt in on him and watching him try to
> dig.
> > lol
>
> Are you supposed to be one of these "other
> people", you fabulous assfuck? How far beyond
> stupid can ONE PERSON -- and that's all there is
> or ever has been on the other end of this --
> actually sink?

Wrong again dumb ass. lol

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> dW9yw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In fact, I used the Delta Water Shuttle many
> times. Though I never
> > linked the two, I also ate at Esca multiple
> times. I never claimed to
> > have eaten scallops there, I just guessed that
> they'd have a better
> > picture than yours.
>
> Transparent lies. You made up 100% of the
> water-taxi claim in a horribly failed attempt to
> create background for your patently false claims
> of having commuted on "about a weekly basis" to
> "corporate HQ" in Manhattan where you regularly
> dined at Esca. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
> blah blah blah blah blah...

Read it again bitch.

Quote

NY Waterway To Operate DELTA WATER SHUTTLE

May 01, 1998, 01:00 ET from Delta Air Lines, Inc.

NEW YORK, May 1, /PRNewswire/ -- NY Waterway, the largest privately-
operated commuter ferry service in the nation, has assumed operation of the
Delta Water Shuttle, which provides high-speed ferry service between Manhattan
and the Delta Shuttle's exclusive facilities at La Guardia Airport's Marine
Air Terminal, NY Waterway President Arthur E. Imperatore, Jr. announced today.
Assumption of the Delta Water Shuttle is part of NY Waterway's purchase of
the assets of Harbor Shuttle, Inc., which had provided the service.
NY Waterway's purchase of Harbor Shuttle, which was concluded today, also
includes four 149-passenger ferry boats and one 88-passenger boat, landing
rights, and service from Staten Island to Yankee Stadium, which will continue.
"With our commitment to service, backed by 11 years of experience, NY
Waterway is confident that we can continue the tradition of excellent service
established by the Delta Shuttle and Harbor Shuttle," Imperatore said.

"We look forward to expanding and improving this service by linking it to
our extensive ferry network, providing safe, reliable, convenient service to
the Delta Shuttle at the Marine Air Terminal and to the rest of La Guardia
Airport."

"We believe the Delta Water Shuttle offers our customers a unique and
unbeatable shortcut to their business destinations, with ferry schedules that
provide fast and easy connections to their Delta Shuttle flights," said Bill
Crumbley, managing director of the Delta Shuttle. "Our new partnership with
NY Waterway will provide even more convenience and future enhancements for the
Delta Shuttle customer."

"As with all our ferry operations, airport service provides an attractive
alternative to auto and bus commuting, helping to reduce pollution and traffic
congestion on New York City streets," Imperatore added.

NY Waterway also had been designated by the Port Authority of New York &
New Jersey to provide high-speed ferry service from Manhattan to the Main
Terminal at the east end of La Guardia Airport and will continue to develop
that route in partnership with the Port Authority.

Under the terms of its agreement with Delta Air Lines, NY Waterway will
continue to provide weekday morning and evening rush hour service between the
Marine Air Terminal and four Manhattan ports, at Pier 11 at the foot of Wall
Street, East 34th Street, East 62nd Street, and 90th Street. Fares of $15 for
one-way travel and $25 for round-trip travel will remain unchanged. Delta
Shuttle customers receive 100 Delta SkyMiles for each trip on the Delta Water
Shuttle and have access to AT&T Wireless telephone service and complimentary
Green Mountain coffee, juices and newspapers while traveling between
destinations...

And this one bitch...

Quote

ATLANTA, Jan. 5, 2000 /PRNewswire/ -- Members of the Delta Air Lines'
(NYSE: DAL) SkyMiles(TM) program will earn 100 miles for each Delta Water
Shuttle trip or 200 miles for each round-trip through June 30, 2000.
Delta Water Shuttle offers frequent, direct access between Delta Shuttle's
Marine Air Terminal at New York LaGuardia Airport and Manhattan.
"The water shuttle's high-speed ferry service offers a convenient,
traffic-free alternative when traveling between the airport and Manhattan,"
said Christine Pierce, director of Delta's relationship marketing.
"The water shuttle is a great complement to our LaGuardia airport service,
which includes Delta Shuttle, located in the Marine Air Terminal, just steps
from the Delta Water Shuttle," said Pierce.
Departing the Marine Air Terminal every hour, Monday through Friday, the
water shuttle provides quick access to three popular Manhattan locations: East
34th Street, East 62nd Street and Wall Street Pier 11. The water shuttle also
departs from these same three Manhattan locations, hourly, Monday through
Friday. Fares are $15 for one-way travel and $25 for a round-trip. Travel
time to LaGuardia from the 62nd Street port is approximately 20 minutes; from
the East 34th Street port, 30 minutes; and from Pier 11, 45 minutes.
Delta Shuttle offers hourly departures on the half-hour between LaGuardia
and both Boston Logan and Washington National airports and nonstop departures
between Boston and Washington every other hour throughout the business day.
Delta Water Shuttle arrivals to the Marine Air Terminal coincide with Delta
Shuttle departures, enabling passengers to purchase a ticket and board the
airplane in a time-efficient manner.
Reservations are not required for Delta Shuttle or the Delta Water
Shuttle; however, customers may make reservations or obtain additional
information by calling the automated information line at 1-800-WE-FLY-DL
(1-800-933-5935) or accessing Delta Shuttle Web site at
http://www.delta-air.com/shuttle .
Delta SkyMiles members earn mileage by flying Delta, the Delta Connection
carriers, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle and Delta's airline partners. The
Delta SkyMiles program offers many other mileage-building opportunities,
including the Delta SkyMiles Credit Card from American Express, MCI WorldCom
services, participating hotels, car purchases, car rental companies, cruise
lines, restaurants, mortgages with North American Mortgage Company and Better
Homes & Gardens Real Estate.
Delta, named "Airline of the Year" by Air Transport World magazine and
"Best-Managed Major Airline" for 1999 by Aviation Week & Space Technology
magazine, is the world's most flown carrier. More than 105 million passengers
traveled on Delta in 1999. Delta, Delta Express, Delta Shuttle, the Delta
Connection carriers and Delta's Worldwide Partners operate 5,423 flights each
day to 365 cities in 60 countries.


SOURCE Delta Air Lines, Inc.

And this one bitch.

Quote

New Ferry Line to La Guardia Is to Begin Service by Midyear

By PATRICK MCGEEHAN JAN. 8, 2005

Despite the financial troubles other ferry services have had, the company that takes tourists to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island plans to start running passenger boats from Manhattan to La Guardia Airport by midyear.

Circle Line Harbor Cruises intends to start running high-speed ferries every 30 minutes on weekdays from Pier 11 in Lower Manhattan to 34th Street and then to a dock near the Marine Air Terminal at the airport, J.B. Meyer, the president of the company, said. The trip would take 30 minutes and cost $25 each way, Mr. Meyer said.

The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey chose the company, which is not affiliated with the operator of Circle Line sightseeing cruises around Manhattan, in December. Among the other bidders was New York Waterway, which has been struggling to keep its Hudson River commuter service operating.

Establishing ferry service from downtown to New York's airports has been a pet project of Gov. George E. Pataki, said Steve Coleman, a spokesman for the Port Authority. He said the agency was seeking proposals from companies that would run a similar service to Kennedy International Airport starting in 2006.

The governor has been an ardent advocate of linking Lower Manhattan to Kennedy by building a rail line that would connect to the Long Island Rail Road. But that project, if it happens, will take about a decade to complete. In the meantime, ferries would provide the only new route to the airports.

Circle Line would not be the first to offer business travelers an alternative to taxicabs as a way to get from the Wall Street area to La Guardia. Delta Air Lines provided a similar service, which was operated in its later years by New York Waterway, until the end of 2000, when the service closed.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/08/nyregion/new-ferry-line-to-la-guardia-is-to-begin-service-by-midyear.html

And this one bitch.

Quote

Gliding in a Floating World, Life Is but a Dream

By JANNY SCOTT

Published: October 13, 2000

To see New York City from the water is to see it anew, spread out serenely along the horizon in the shifting light, distorted by distance, blurred by haze, magically rearranging itself as you move in the muffled quiet toward someplace, anyplace or, better yet, no place at all...

East River

In some ways, the most delightful excursions were the most mundane. Early one morning I caught the Delta Water Shuttle off a barge in the East River at 62nd Street, steamed north past Roosevelt Island, then veered east through Hell Gate, passed under the Triborough Bridge, skirted Rikers Island and docked behind the Marine Air Terminal at La Guardia Airport in Bowery Bay.

It had seemed inconceivable, standing there alone at the southern end of the East River Walk, that a ferry would actually show up. The river looked empty that morning and the gate to the dock was locked. Then the boat materialized in the distance, steaming toward me. Suddenly she was there, the Amelia Earhart. A man in uniform hopped off, said hi and unlocked the gate. I went aboard.

There were just two other passengers that morning, noses buried in work. I stood on the sliver of deck at the stern, watching the skyline flatten and the waterway widen as we rounded the northwestern flank of Queens, past sewage treatment and power plants, tank farms and cormorant-crowded markers. A single gull followed us up the East River. Ducks flapped low over the glistening bay.

To the south and west, the Manhattan skyline came back into view, transected by the Triborough Bridge. Sailboats motored past in the windless morning, heading for the harbor and beyond. At La Guardia, jets were lumbering into position and arcing skyward against the glare. We disembarked up a rambling gangway and into the terminal. Reality abruptly resumed.

http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/13/arts/gliding-in-a-floating-world-life-is-but-a-dream.html?pagewanted=all

Would you like some more? Just say "Yes Sir. May I please have another Sir?"

^^^^^^^^

KudJT Wrote:
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> They should rename Danth's Law for you. lol

You should try having your worthless butt kicked a lot less often, you ever-lying sack of wretched stink-shit.

> You idiot. The "commuters" were those commuting
> between DCA/BOS and LGA on the Delta Shuttle not
> local daily drivers from the area.

You could not be more wrong, oh mindless asstard. The tiny and dwindling numbers of actual airline-related riders were what caused the Delta Water Shuttle to go belly-up to begin with. In 1998 already. With their vast networks and experience in commuter ferry operations, NY Waterway gambled that they might be able to resurrect the route, using the Marine Air Terminal and other landings in the LGA vicinty to support a general rush-hour commuter service out that way. They lost that bet in rather short order however. They couldn't even make it through 2000.

> Just to rub your face in shit again...

LOL! The same old worthless ad-copy from Delta's in-flight magazine that you've posted now like a dozen times. What sort of sorry-ass brain-dead assfuck would fall for that sort of thing?

> You're too stupid to figure it out but I'll leave the rest
> of this for other posters to spank your dumb ass.

Face it, fumblefuck. 1) You lied, and 2) the ferry service died. Wallow in the sheer disgrace of this latest of the many devastating failures you have suffered here. You never ate at Esca. You never rode the water-taxi. You remain nothing but a hapless lying little piece of shit.

NxKv3 Wrote:
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> You're a moron and I'm getting bored with your
> bullshit and repeatedly pwning your dumb ass.

I am much more intelligent than you which is one part of why it is so easy for me to catch you in one fall-down example of desperate, outright, blatant lying after another.

> Yes, I did regularly commute to Manhattan from DCA.

No, you didn't. You made that pile of shit up entirely and are now stuck with these ever weaker attempts to defend the fact that ever made such phony and desperate claims to begin with.

> I didn't say that I regularly ate at Esca. I said that I have multiple times.

Which is a total lie either way. You have NEVER eaten there. You came across the name of the place completely out of the blue as the result of a Google search related to how sweet and tasty bay scallops are. The rest of your web of related lies is just another bit of TOTAL FRAUD on your part.

> As have thousands of others in both cases.

Correction: No one has ridden any water taxi to or from LGA in more than 15 years. And considering that only 44% of diners at Esca say that they would return, I would not have much confidence in your claims for its popularity either.

> Neither are any exclusive, impressive events reserved only
> for the few as you seem to view such things as you do routine
> shit like buying coffee.

I merely taunt your pathetic, vulnerable, and glowing red ass with the fact that Vienna has a well-regarded coffee roaster in town while the decaying shithole of Falls Church City does not have any at all. This of course is an oft-recurring theme when comparing these two places to each other.

> Neither of which are dependent on anything related to the
> Delta Water Shuttle itself which was just one of many ways
> into and out of the city that I used over the years.

The water-taxi was the only one you chose to highlight by making up a web of total fucking lies about it. And by the way, as used above, the word "neither" is singular. Once again, you cannot manage as much as elementary English. What an absolute jackass!

9GtEW Wrote:
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> Wrong again dumb ass. lol

Is that you, Someone Else? No? I didn't think so. Just the usual asswipe little tag-along toadie and general dipshit toy soldier. What a pathetic and utterly lame-ass miscarriage of a creation you are!

What exactly are you guys arguing about?

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> KudJT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They should rename Danth's Law for you. lol
>
> You should try having your worthless butt kicked a
> lot less often, you ever-lying sack of wretched
> stink-shit.

Double Danthin' lol

>
> > You idiot. The "commuters" were those
> commuting
> > between DCA/BOS and LGA on the Delta Shuttle
> not
> > local daily drivers from the area.
>
> You could not be more wrong, oh mindless asstard.
> The tiny and dwindling numbers of actual
> airline-related riders were what caused the Delta
> Water Shuttle to go belly-up to begin with. In
> 1998 already. With their vast networks and
> experience in commuter ferry operations, NY
> Waterway gambled that they might be able to
> resurrect the route, using the Marine Air Terminal
> and other landings in the LGA vicinty to support a
> general rush-hour commuter service out that way.
> They lost that bet in rather short order however.
> They couldn't even make it through 2000.
>

Complete made up bullshit. lmao

Demonstrated objectively to be bullshit by Delta's and NY Waterways' own statements as well other independent sources. If you knew the area and the airport and the service better than you can Google up, then you'd understand why that makes no fucking sense at all especially at the time. You'd also know that the only reason that the service operated was to serve Delta Shuttle passengers.


> > Just to rub your face in shit again...
>
> LOL! The same old worthless ad-copy from Delta's
> in-flight magazine that you've posted now like a
> dozen times. What sort of sorry-ass brain-dead
> assfuck would fall for that sort of thing?
>
> > You're too stupid to figure it out but I'll
> leave the rest
> > of this for other posters to spank your dumb
> ass.
>
> Face it, fumblefuck. 1) You lied, and 2) the
> ferry service died. Wallow in the sheer disgrace
> of this latest of the many devastating failures
> you have suffered here. You never ate at Esca.
> You never rode the water-taxi. You remain nothing
> but a hapless lying little piece of shit.


Documented in multiple press releases from the time dumbshit. With statements directly from executives at both Delta and NY Waterways. Dated long after you claimed the service stopped operating. Which you still, in your own stupid way, admit continued to operate. lmao

And if you don't like those, then you can read more from the NYT.

Quote

A Ferry Loop Plan To Connect the Dots For New York Bay

By ANDREW JACOBS
Published: February 10, 2001

From Boston to Seattle to San Diego, maritime cities across the country have embraced ferries as an inexpensive and people-pleasing way to ease congestion, spur waterfront revitalization and stitch together far-flung communities snubbed by other forms of mass transit.

Now a coalition of ferry advocates in New York and New Jersey has quietly put together a proposal for an ambitious, 25-stop ferry loop for Upper New York Bay, one that would link Manhattan, Staten Island, Brooklyn and New Jersey with a fleet of 99-passenger vessels...

And recent history gives reason for both optimism and concern. While two dozen ferry routes have begun since 1986, low ridership has forced operators to discontinue more than half of them, including a Queens-to-Midtown Manhattan link that New York Waterway plans to abandon next month and the Delta Air Lines LaGuardia Airport water taxi, which made its last run in December.

Don't like the NYT? How about the NY Daily News?

Quote

RELATIVE COSTS [to LaGuardia]
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Sunday, June 27, 1999, 12:00 AM A A A

Way to Go: Subway Price: $1.50 (to JFK or LaGuardia) Way to Go: Bus Olympia Trails, (212) 964-6233 Price: Manhattan to Newark, $10 New York Airport Service (formerly Carey Bus Service), (718) 706-9658 Price: Manhattan to JFK, $13 (students $6, seniors $4) Manhattan to LaGuardia, $10 (students $6, seniors $3) LIRR Jamaica Station to either JFK or LaGuardia, $5 Way to Go: Delta Water Shuttle 800-53FERRY (800-533-3779) Price: $15 one way, $25 round-trip. Weekdays only, and only between LaGuardia's Marine Air Terminal and three sites in Manhattan Way to Go: Taxi to/ from Manhattan JFK, about $45 LaGuardia, about $17 Newark, about $35 Way to Go: Safeway Car Service (718) 336-1010 Price from sample location (34th St. and Second Ave., Manhattan): JFK, $25 plus tolls Newark, $28 plus tolls LaGuardia, $20 plus tolls Way to Go: AAA Classic Limo (212) 717-5466 Price from sample location (34th St. and Second Ave., Manhattan): JFK, $104 Newark, $104 LaGuardia, $85 Way to Go: Helicopter Provider: Helicopter Flight Services, (212) 355-0801 Price: $595 (to any of the three major airports) Way to Go: Hitchhiking Price: Dangerous, possibly illegal, but free.

Don't trust the NY media? How about the Washington Post...

Quote

Delta Jettisons The Best Shuttle Service Afloat

By Ken Ringle February 8, 2001

Talk about air rage! In one of the sneakiest corporate maneuvers in recent times, Delta Air Lines has quietly discontinued the Delta Water Shuttle, thereby scuttling one of the major reasons for flying Delta to New York.

Or maybe for flying to New York at all.

The $15 water taxi ($25 round trip), which sped commuters up and down the East River in 30 minutes between Wall Street and the old Pan Am seaplane terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was one of New York's best-kept secrets and most sybaritic bargains -- a highly civilized waterborne alternative to the jolting kamikaze taxi rides for which Fun City has long been famous.

Operating in one form or another since 1987, it ran hourly from 6:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. weekdays, connecting passengers in the most painless way possible with Delta Shuttle flights to and from Boston and Washington, with Manhattan stops at 34th and 62nd streets. Its dock at LaGuardia was just steps from the flight ramp, and boasted a terminal entrance beneath the same decorative frieze of flying fish that greeted the fabled Pan Am Clipper in the 1930s and '40s.

Few journeys were more satisfying than exiting Manhattan by water shuttle on summer afternoons, rumbling northward on the sparkling water beneath bridges clogged with honking, frustrated drivers. It was a half-hour time-out from the urban rat race -- a commute so calming it felt stolen and vaguely illegal. And from the water, whether one was leaving or arriving, the Apple's skyscrapers looked as magical as they're supposed to in songs and old movies. The water shuttle made you want to be a part of it, just like Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli. Even if you hate bagels and Rudy Giuliani.

And now all that's gone! Stolen! Downsized!

Murdered?

"We were unable to reach agreement with our service provider," said a spokesman for Delta, which inherited the water shuttle when it took over the Pan Am shuttle 10 years ago. While deftly sidestepping any statement that the water shuttle was axed as a cost-cutting measure, she noted that only 2 percent of the air shuttle's passengers used the water service each year.

The spokesman conceded that no cancellation announcement was ever made to the press, but said signs noting the demise have been in place in Boston, Washington and New York airports since service halted Dec. 29.

"We are always looking to provide the best service for our passengers," said Delta spokesman Helen O'Dell.

Fuggedaboutit, says Pat Smith, a spokesman for NY Waterway, which has run the water shuttle operation since 1997. To Smith, the water shuttle died for one reason and one reason only: "Delta chose not to continue the service."

Or from posts from the time by other travelers using the service supporting the same.

Quote

Old Jan 2, 01, 6:22 pm #1
bdschobel
Moderator: Marriott Rewards forum & Travel with Children

LGA Water Shuttle

The Water Shuttle between LGA and Manhattan shut down, apparently permanently, on December 29. It was a good way to avoid New York's ghastly traffic but obviously did not get enough ridership. They tried lowering the price but that didn't work, so they shut down.

And if you'd like more then I can post various city and regional commissions citing the dates for operation of the service in planning documents for later similar services.

Quote

COMPREHENSIVE CITYWIDE FERRY STUDY
2013
Final Report

LaGuardia Airport Model

Background

A privately-operated ferry service to LaGuardia Airport operated from 1988 to 2000.
This service, connecting ferry terminals at Pier 11 and East 34th Street in Manhattan
with the Marine Air Terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was sponsored by Delta Airlines and
was marketed as the “Delta Water Shuttle” to provide a connection to Delta’s flights
to Washington D.C. and Boston. Since the service was sponsored solely to support
flights leaving from the Marine Air Terminal (Terminal A), connections to other
terminals were not marketed. In interviews with ferry operators familiar with the
service, it was described as a “nice service”, “consistent” for customers, but one that
“lost money” for the operator as well as for Delta, which provided a fuel subsidy for
their sponsorship.

http://www.nycedc.com/sites/default/files/filemanager/Resources/Studies/2013_Citywide_Ferry_Study/Citywide_Ferry_Study_-_Final_Report.pdf

You were wrong.

You failed.

Live with it and move on bitch.

wVVkJ Wrote:
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> Read it again bitch.

You are such a monstrous dumbfuck! It says that NY Waterway will take over the failed Delta Water Shuttle and work with the Port Authority of NY to implement weekday AM and PM rush hour commuter service along appropriately expanded routes.

> And this one bitch...

It announces Delta's decision that, since it had become a general commuter service, "sky miles" would no longer be awarded for water-taxi travel after June 30, 2000.

> And this one bitch.

How fucking dumb are you??? It touts the creation of a new ferry service to LGA. Eleven years on, and the first boat has yet to sail. Various proposals since have come to exactly the same end. Not that you would have been aware of any of them. Too busy trying to make reservations at the Karaoke Inn.

> And this one bitch.

A soporific ode to the misty-eyed pleasures of an about-to-be-bygone era. There were nostalgic articles written about riding the 3rd Avenue El in its final days of operation as well. You never did that either, of course.

> Would you like some more? Just say "Yes Sir. May
> I please have another Sir?"

Shove it a long way up your pitiful and totally dishonest bunghole, dumbshit. All you've got is the same old worthless flabby-ass nothing as always. There isn't anything that you bring to any table anywhere. Just the same old worthless serial bullshit. You fucked royally and repeatedly in your stupid scallops escapade. You will never be able to recover. Never.

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> ^^^^^^^^

Fanboi is not too embarrassed to behave as any ignorant ten-year old might. Such a fucking worthless piece of low-grade trash and nonsense.

WJvMm Wrote:
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> What exactly are you guys arguing about?

If you have to ask, you are too stupid to play. Not as stupid as Fanboi perhaps, but still easily too stupid to play.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> wVVkJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Read it again bitch.
>
> You are such a monstrous dumbfuck! It says that
> NY Waterway will take over the failed Delta Water
> Shuttle and work with the Port Authority of NY to
> implement weekday AM and PM rush hour commuter
> service along appropriately expanded routes.
>
> > And this one bitch...
>
> It announces Delta's decision that, since it had
> become a general commuter service, "sky miles"
> would no longer be awarded for water-taxi travel
> after June 30, 2000.
>
> > And this one bitch.
>
> How fucking dumb are you??? It touts the creation
> of a new ferry service to LGA. Eleven years on,
> and the first boat has yet to sail. Various
> proposals since have come to exactly the same end.
> Not that you would have been aware of any of
> them. Too busy trying to make reservations at the
> Karaoke Inn.
>
> > And this one bitch.
>
> A soporific ode to the misty-eyed pleasures of an
> about-to-be-bygone era. There were nostalgic
> articles written about riding the 3rd Avenue El in
> its final days of operation as well. You never
> did that either, of course.
>
> > Would you like some more? Just say "Yes Sir.
> May
> > I please have another Sir?"
>
> Shove it a long way up your pitiful and totally
> dishonest bunghole, dumbshit. All you've got is
> the same old worthless flabby-ass nothing as
> always. There isn't anything that you bring to
> any table anywhere. Just the same old worthless
> serial bullshit. You fucked royally and
> repeatedly in your stupid scallops escapade. You
> will never be able to recover. Never.


You're full of shit. Read above and weep Asshole...

lol

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> WJvMm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What exactly are you guys arguing about?
>
> If you have to ask, you are too stupid to play.
> Not as stupid as Fanboi perhaps, but still easily
> too stupid to play.


^ Asshole... is upset because he wasted a weekend out of his pitiful life Googling something that turned out to be a complete dud. lol

6TDd6 Wrote:
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> Double Danthin' lol

You've been serially crushed on occasions measurable only on galactic scales because you are a simply mindless moron douchebag.

> Complete made up bullshit. lmao Demonstrated objectively to be bullshit > by Delta's and NY Waterways' own statements

It's the story of what actually happened, notwithstanding the fact that you are too stupid to be able to tease the actual meaning out of simple PR fluff. The Delta Water Shuttle died in 1998. Whatever it had been before, it could be no more. There were not enough people on board to pay the freight. Simple as that. NY Waterway tried to give the route a shot along very different service lines, but that effort quickly failed as well, In the years since, nobody's grand plans for a new ferry service have amounted to even half a hill of beans.

You meanwhile never rode any water taxi service to or from LGA. The whole meme was an embarrassingly shameless line of pure bullshit concocted in a worse than lame attempt to cover up for your stupid-ass scallops bobbles. Just more worthless Falls Church bullshit straight from a worthless Falls Church asshole.

> You'd also know that the only reason that the service
> operated was to serve Delta Shuttle passengers.

Once again, not material to the point, but true through 1998. That was then the end of that. Delta's contracts with Harbor Shuttle Inc. died right along with HSI. Arrangements with NY Waterway were for use of Delta's landing rights at the Marine Air Terminal. That was it. The rest of the new rush-hour general commuter ferry service was the business of NYW and the Port Authority. Delta became a bystander.

You can meanwhile post all the dumbfuck articles about service through 2000 that you want. That much is not in dispute. None of those articles will dispute the simple fact that what had been the Delta Water Shuttle went away in 1998, and NY Waterway's attempt to run a new commuter ferry service took its place. Them's the facts, asshole. There's no point in trying to run away from them. They'll follow you wherever you go.

> You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and move on bitch.

You're just a hapless lying dumbshit putz-fuck who knows nothing beyond the fact that he has to continue to lie and lie and lie in hopes of diverting from and covering up for what are now weeks and weeks of hopelessly stupid-assfuck posting. All of which has been brutally mocked and battered by the smart folks on the bus. There will be two of those should Barbara B ever happen to show up.

YkWnF Wrote:
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> You're full of shit. Read above and weep Asshole...

Once again, nothing new and nobody home. You've fallen into a bottomless abyss, you worthless asshole. You will NEVER be able to climb out.

vnuFX Wrote:
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> ^ Asshole... is upset because he wasted a weekend out of his pitiful
> life Googling something that turned out to be a complete dud. lol

Hahaha! As noted earlier, every weekend is a holiday weekend for me. Basically, I have 52 7-day weekends per year. The more time to enjoy travel and town cars and fine dining and coffee. Eat your wage-slave little heart out, you miserable little Honey Pig pauper. Saved up enough to go to the German Gourmet lately, loser? LOL!

Meanwhile, there hasn't been any sort of line at all running up the East River in more than 15 years. When was it that you went water-taxiing off to eat at Esca again? Hmmm? Such a pathetic lying asshole. It would be a waste of pee to piss on you.
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Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> 6TDd6 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Double Danthin' lol
>
> You've been serially crushed on occasions
> measurable only on galactic scales because you are
> a simply mindless moron douchebag.
>
> > Complete made up bullshit. lmao Demonstrated
> objectively to be bullshit > by Delta's and NY
> Waterways' own statements
>
> It's the story of what actually happened,
> notwithstanding the fact that you are too stupid
> to be able to tease the actual meaning out of
> simple PR fluff. The Delta Water Shuttle died in
> 1998. Whatever it had been before, it could be no
> more. There were not enough people on board to
> pay the freight. Simple as that. NY Waterway
> tried to give the route a shot along very
> different service lines, but that effort quickly
> failed as well, In the years since, nobody's
> grand plans for a new ferry service have amounted
> to even half a hill of beans.
>
> You meanwhile never rode any water taxi service to
> or from LGA. The whole meme was an embarrassingly
> shameless line of pure bullshit concocted in a
> worse than lame attempt to cover up for your
> stupid-ass scallops bobbles. Just more worthless
> Falls Church bullshit straight from a worthless
> Falls Church asshole.
>
> > You'd also know that the only reason that the
> service
> > operated was to serve Delta Shuttle passengers.

>
> Once again, not material to the point, but true
> through 1998. That was then the end of that.
> Delta's contracts with Harbor Shuttle Inc. died
> right along with HSI. Arrangements with NY
> Waterway were for use of Delta's landing rights at
> the Marine Air Terminal. That was it. The rest
> of the new rush-hour general commuter ferry
> service was the business of NYW and the Port
> Authority. Delta became a bystander.
>
> You can meanwhile post all the dumbfuck articles
> about service through 2000 that you want. That
> much is not in dispute. None of those articles
> will dispute the simple fact that what had been
> the Delta Water Shuttle went away in 1998, and NY
> Waterway's attempt to run a new commuter ferry
> service took its place. Them's the facts,
> asshole. There's no point in trying to run away
> from them. They'll follow you wherever you go.



No, it's completely made up bullshit that you're just pulling out of your ass now. lol

NY Waterways did not change anything as far as "different service lines." As evidenced by multiple objective sources, it was the exact same service subsidized by Delta for passengers flying into and out of the Marine Terminal on the Delta Shuttle through 12/29/2000. It ended because Delta chose not to continue the relationship.

Read bitch:

Quote

Delta Jettisons The Best Shuttle Service Afloat

By Ken Ringle February 8, 2001

Talk about air rage! In one of the sneakiest corporate maneuvers in recent times, Delta Air Lines has quietly discontinued the Delta Water Shuttle, thereby scuttling one of the major reasons for flying Delta to New York.

Or maybe for flying to New York at all.

The $15 water taxi ($25 round trip), which sped commuters up and down the East River in 30 minutes between Wall Street and the old Pan Am seaplane terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was one of New York's best-kept secrets and most sybaritic bargains -- a highly civilized waterborne alternative to the jolting kamikaze taxi rides for which Fun City has long been famous.

Operating in one form or another since 1987, it ran hourly from 6:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. weekdays, connecting passengers in the most painless way possible with Delta Shuttle flights to and from Boston and Washington, with Manhattan stops at 34th and 62nd streets. Its dock at LaGuardia was just steps from the flight ramp, and boasted a terminal entrance beneath the same decorative frieze of flying fish that greeted the fabled Pan Am Clipper in the 1930s and '40s.

Few journeys were more satisfying than exiting Manhattan by water shuttle on summer afternoons, rumbling northward on the sparkling water beneath bridges clogged with honking, frustrated drivers. It was a half-hour time-out from the urban rat race -- a commute so calming it felt stolen and vaguely illegal. And from the water, whether one was leaving or arriving, the Apple's skyscrapers looked as magical as they're supposed to in songs and old movies. The water shuttle made you want to be a part of it, just like Frank Sinatra and Liza Minnelli. Even if you hate bagels and Rudy Giuliani.

And now all that's gone! Stolen! Downsized!

Murdered?

"We were unable to reach agreement with our service provider," said a spokesman for Delta, which inherited the water shuttle when it took over the Pan Am shuttle 10 years ago. While deftly sidestepping any statement that the water shuttle was axed as a cost-cutting measure, she noted that only 2 percent of the air shuttle's passengers used the water service each year.

The spokesman conceded that no cancellation announcement was ever made to the press, but said signs noting the demise have been in place in Boston, Washington and New York airports since service halted Dec. 29.

"We are always looking to provide the best service for our passengers," said Delta spokesman Helen O'Dell.

Fuggedaboutit, says Pat Smith, a spokesman for NY Waterway, which has run the water shuttle operation since 1997. To Smith, the water shuttle died for one reason and one reason only: "Delta chose not to continue the service."

That's not me making anything up as you are, that is Delta's and NY Waterway's spokesmen directly saying so in 2001.

As above, Delta never became a "bystander." The service never existed without it subsidizing the DELTA Water Shuttle's operation. The service NEVER operated as a general commuter service. If it had then it would have been far more busy and might have survived. Do you know why it wasn't? No you don't because your Google skills suck and you don't know enough otherwise to know any better.

Read bitch:

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LaGuardia Airport Model

Background

A privately-operated ferry service to LaGuardia Airport operated from 1988 to 2000.
This service, connecting ferry terminals at Pier 11 and East 34th Street in Manhattan
with the Marine Air Terminal at LaGuardia Airport, was sponsored by Delta Airlines and
was marketed as the “Delta Water Shuttle” to provide a connection to Delta’s flights
to Washington D.C. and Boston. Since the service was sponsored solely to support
flights leaving from the Marine Air Terminal (Terminal A), connections to other
terminals were not marketed. In interviews with ferry operators familiar with the
service, it was described as a “nice service”, “consistent” for customers, but one that
“lost money” for the operator as well as for Delta, which provided a fuel subsidy for
their sponsorship.

Even in later proposals to restart a ferry service it was not viewed as being for general commuter traffic but rather primarily as an expanded service for business travelers from other areas of the airport itself.

Read bitch:

Quote

In serving LaGuardia Airport by ferry, an hourly service and a service every 30 minutes
have been discussed over the years. The prior defunct ferry service to LaGuardia
Airport was an hourly service. A service every half hour has been proposed in the past
but never implemented. Two vessels would be needed to provide an hourly service.
To provide a more attractive service every 30 minutes, four vessels would be needed.
This makes a service every half hour twice the operational cost of an hourly service.
The prior Delta Water Shuttle, at one time during its 12-year run, operated on a split
schedule with a morning service of 6am to 10am and an afternoon service of 3pm to
7pm. This schedule was likely timed with the Delta shuttle service, which had a
morning peak and afternoon peak for a Washington D.C. - New York City – Boston
travel market. However, in attempting to serve the whole LaGuardia Airport market
which offers 1,000 daily landings and take-offs to destinations nationwide as well as
Canada and the Caribbean, there are not the same morning and afternoon peaks.
Therefore, an analysis for a split service is not presented below.

Now, do you know why this was and largely still is the fact as often lamented in the transportation studies? No, you obviously don't but I'll be generous and clue you in just to point out your obvious stupidity. It's because there's no practical way for anyone to get to the fucking thing other than from the Marine Terminal where Delta ran the Delta Shuttle which is separated from the rest of the airport with no good mode of transportation between.

From a 2013 feasibility study, read bitch:

Quote

- The likely reason for the failure of the prior ferry service was insufficient market
reach to other LaGuardia Airport terminals. The Terminal A market was
inadequate to support two vessels with hourly service. An inter-terminal
connection was never promoted with the ferry service, as it was sponsored by one
airline as an added amenity to its aviation shuttle services located in Terminal A.
- For a LaGuardia Airport ferry service to be viable, it must be combined with an
attractive and efficient inter-terminal bus connection to attract and serve riders.

A general commuter service from LaGuardia to Manhattan has NEVER existed.

Even in later proposals they were not looking at the ferry to/from LaGuardia as a general commuter service but primarily as a means to move people to and from the airport. As things then stood, it would have been about the equivalent of a daily commuter headed into DC hauling to DCA (without Metro), parking in the most expensive short-term parking at Terminal C, then somehow making their way to the complete opposite of the end of the original airport, through the old terminal, and then out to a point on the river to wait and pay for a ferry. Even for a $25/day fare across the river, nobody could or would do that on a daily basis.

Dumbshit. lol

>
> > You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and
> move on bitch.
>
> You're just a hapless lying dumbshit putz-fuck who
> knows nothing beyond the fact that he has to
> continue to lie and lie and lie in hopes of
> diverting from and covering up for what are now
> weeks and weeks of hopelessly stupid-assfuck
> posting. All of which has been brutally mocked
> and battered by the smart folks on the bus. There
> will be two of those should Barbara B ever happen
> to show up.


See, the difference here is that I can support what I've said with independent, objective sources. As always, all that you have is some made up bullshit and your usual weak ad hom crap that you rely on as a crutch since you can't argue effectively.

You were wrong.

You failed.

Live with it and move on.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! Fanboi withdraws with a final record of
> 0-186. Shot down on every point. Never did any
> of the shit that he and his phonies claimed to
> have done. You never once rode it, but the Delta
> Water Shuttle died in 1998.

Never claimed to have done so.

> Nondescript Esca --
> where you have never once eaten -- did not exist
> yet.

Again, never claimed to have done so.

> For 18 months, NY Waterway ran a rush-hour
> commuter service, not an airport shuttle service.
> Then that failed as well. Meanwhile, the whole
> scallops sham was from start to finish a
> fabricated trip-to-Florida-style total pile of
> crap.

We both know I went to FL which is what started this four plus week tantrum of yours. If you were smart enough, you'd know how to figure out my claims are true. Despite the fact you know them to be true, you carry on like a petulant little sissy.

We also know you were butthurt a long time ago when it was mentioned I occasionally use a car service. That's what lead to your recent Town Car meltdown. You spent two years looking for a fake occasion to use a car service - pathetic. Again, even when you pretend to be a big shot you end up looking like a little shit. Isn't it about time you simply accepted the fact that your lot in life is just what it is. I'm sure it's nothing horribly terrible, it's just not what mine or the many others like me in this area enjoy.

Nice pic of the coffee. Did you pick it up at the Local Market in Falls Church where it is available every day for purchase. You can also purchase a variety of other locally fresh roasted coffees.

99dMKLX Wrote:
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> No, it's completely made up bullshit that you're just pulling
> out of your ass now. lol NY Waterways did not change anything
> as far as "different service lines." As evidenced by multiple
> objective sources, it was the exact same service subsidized by
> Delta for passengers flying into and out of the Marine Terminal
> on the Delta Shuttle through 12/29/2000. It ended because
> Delta chose not to continue the relationship.

Such an attractive punching bag for propaganda shills and shams. You see the words, yet have no clue as to what they might mean. It's all a morass of peeled and unpeeled, ravelled and unravelled, and shelled and unshelled in your confused little world. In fact, the Port Authority had been after Delta and Harbor Shuttle Inc. since 1996. They saw neither a present nor a future for this dinky little one-airline operation. They (and NY Waterway for that matter) were all about getting a general ferry service running, one that would serve all of LaGuardia and areas beyond. These were the people calling the shots (not Delta), and that's the road they began to go down once finances conveniently forced Harbor Shuttle to shut it all down.

> That's not me making anything up as you are, that
> is Delta's and NY Waterway's spokesmen directly
> saying so in 2001.

Stooge. It's nothing but corporate blame-shifting PR babble. HSI could not stay afloat by ferrying one air-shuttle passenger out of every fifty to and from LGA. NY Waterway knew that as well, which is why they went to weekday only, AM and PM rush-hour service. They were trying to run the few profitable hours that were available while axing the rest, regardless of how many out-of-the-loop Delta flights were taking off and landing at the time. Delta itself could see the writing on the wall and began backing away. But NYW needed the dredging and expansion of the route that Port Authority had promised in order to make it work. When that investment was slow in coming, ridership and revenues fell short of expectations, and they had to pack it in as well. The fact that the 15 years since have seen nothing but talk about reviving service is rather telling.

> As above, Delta never became a "bystander."

They were cut out of the act.

> See, the difference here is that I can support
> what I've said with independent, objective sources.

What you post is PR hack-work that you don't understand. The tiny Delta Water Shuttle DIED in 1998. It was only briefly replaced by what was planned to become a far more ambitious undertaking that had little to do with Delta at all. But for lack of adequate infrastructure, that effort failed soon enough itself.

It was in any case all gone LONG BEFORE any of your asshole claims about riding the water-taxi on an almost weekly basis to meetings at corporate HQ, often enjoying dinner at mediocre Esca along the way. NONE of that ever happened. Like nearly everything you post, all of it was pure unadulterated bullshit.

> You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and move on.

Have another helping of shit, little girl.

just a few Wrote:
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> Never claimed to have done so.
> Again, never claimed to have done so.

LOL! What a pathetic juvenile asshole!

> We both know I went to FL which is what started
> this four plus week tantrum of yours.

LOL! We both know that the entire Florida fable was a concocted fucking fraud. As your posts at the time so clearly confirmed, you were right here in NoVa the entire time. You just made a clumsy mess of the whole thing.

> If you were smart enough, you'd know how to figure out
> my claims are true. Despite the fact you know them to
> be true, you carry on like a petulant little sissy.

Please! You have never been anything but a lying little butthurt asshole who can't deal with the fact that other people know more and have more than you do. Embrace the inferiority, dumbfuck. It's what defines you.

> We also know you were butthurt a long time ago when
> it was mentioned I occasionally use a car service.

LOL! Yellow cab or White Top?

> That's what lead to your recent Town Car meltdown.
> You spent two years looking for a fake occasion to
> use a car service - pathetic.

Hmmm. Actually, I did a less than 60-hour trip to Atlanta for Opening Day, mixing in a fine dinner and a tour around the site of the Braves' new ballpark along the way. I can afford to just do stuff like that whenever I want. And even though you didn't know what one was, an executive car service is exactly the thing to support such tight and crowded schedules, something that was done magnificently in this case by our driver and that gorgeous and oh so comfortable Lincoln Town Car.

> Again, even when you pretend to be a big shot you end up
> looking like a little shit. Isn't it about time you simply
> accepted the fact that your lot in life is just what it is.

Have you figured out where the "Club Level" is at Nats Park yet? Will I see you at the ziMS Foundation "A Night at the Park" event on May 12?

> I'm sure it's nothing horribly terrible, it's just not what mine
> or the many others like me in this area enjoy.

Douche, you are stuck in the cramped, dirty, and decaying shithole of Falls Church City. I live on a large tract out amongst the trees, streams, and dappled greenery of the "sweet spot" -- the magic land between 495 and 286, surrounded by and enjoying daily all the best of what Northern Virginia has to offer. Eat your heart out, loser.

> Nice pic of the coffee. Did you pick it up at the
> Local Market in Falls Church where it is available
> every day for purchase.

No, it came of course from Caffe Amouri, which is located in Vienna.

> You can also purchase a variety of other locally fresh
> roasted coffees.

"Locally" here meaning someplace other than Falls Church City. They don't have an actual coffee roaster there.

[By the way, you misused both "lead" and "mine" above.]
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Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> LOL! What a pathetic juvenile asshole!

Further proof of your inability to distinguish between two different people. Ask yourself this: for what reason other than the truth would I deny claiming to have eaten at Esca?

> LOL! We both know that the entire Florida fable
> was a concocted fucking fraud. As your posts at
> the time so clearly confirmed, you were right here
> in NoVa the entire time. You just made a clumsy
> mess of the whole thing.

So, pictures of places and events occurring in FL at the time of the posts "clearly confirmed" I was in NoVA the entire time? You're taking stupid to a whole new level. You're letting your butthurt envy cloud any rational thought you may have once possessed.


> Please! You have never been anything but a lying
> little butthurt asshole who can't deal with the
> fact that other people know more and have more
> than you do.

Not surprisingly, it sailed right over your head, you fucking decrepit piece of fossilized shit. First Uber, then Twitter, now this.


> LOL! Yellow cab or White Top?

No, but you know that. In any event, either of those is probably running a more modern vehicle than a POS Town Car. Remember the one that you personally picked out if the stable? bwahhahahahahahha!


> Hmmm. Actually, I did a less than 60-hour trip to
> Atlanta for Opening Day, mixing in a fine dinner
> and a tour around the site of the Braves' new
> ballpark along the way. I can afford to just do
> stuff like that whenever I want.

Umm, it's really not an expensive weekend.

> And even though
> you didn't know what one was, an executive car
> service is exactly the thing to support such tight
> and crowded schedules, something that was done
> magnificently in this case by our driver and that
> gorgeous and oh so comfortable Lincoln Town Car.

As mentioned, having mentioned using a car service on numerous occasions many many months ago is what set this entire concocted story of yours in motion. Further proof that I live rent free in the vast expanse known as your head.


> Douche, you are stuck in the cramped, dirty, and
> decaying shithole of Falls Church City. I live on
> a large tract out amongst the trees, streams, and
> dappled greenery of the "sweet spot" -- the magic
> land between 495 and 286, surrounded by and
> enjoying daily all the best of what Northern
> Virginia has to offer. Eat your heart out,
> loser.

You live in the outer suburbs that are defined by inferior everything - including residents.

> "Locally" here meaning someplace other than Falls
> Church City. They don't have an actual coffee
> roaster there.

And, apparently they don't need one to sell local fresh roasted coffee.

Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, I was at the "nerd prom" last night. Go ahead, Google it envy turd.

Fanboi is such a fraud Wrote:
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> 99dMKLX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, it's completely made up bullshit that you're
> just pulling
> > out of your ass now. lol NY Waterways did not
> change anything
> > as far as "different service lines." As
> evidenced by multiple
> > objective sources, it was the exact same service
> subsidized by
> > Delta for passengers flying into and out of the
> Marine Terminal
> > on the Delta Shuttle through 12/29/2000. It
> ended because
> > Delta chose not to continue the relationship.
>
> Such an attractive punching bag for propaganda
> shills and shams. You see the words, yet have no
> clue as to what they might mean. It's all a
> morass of peeled and unpeeled, ravelled and
> unravelled, and shelled and unshelled in your
> confused little world. In fact, the Port
> Authority had been after Delta and Harbor Shuttle
> Inc. since 1996. They saw neither a present nor a
> future for this dinky little one-airline
> operation. They (and NY Waterway for that matter)
> were all about getting a general ferry service
> running, one that would serve all of LaGuardia and
> areas beyond. These were the people calling the
> shots (not Delta), and that's the road they began
> to go down once finances conveniently forced
> Harbor Shuttle to shut it all down.
>
> > That's not me making anything up as you are,
> that
> > is Delta's and NY Waterway's spokesmen directly
> > saying so in 2001.
>
> Stooge. It's nothing but corporate blame-shifting
> PR babble. HSI could not stay afloat by ferrying
> one air-shuttle passenger out of every fifty to
> and from LGA. NY Waterway knew that as well,
> which is why they went to weekday only, AM and PM
> rush-hour service. They were trying to run the
> few profitable hours that were available while
> axing the rest, regardless of how many
> out-of-the-loop Delta flights were taking off and
> landing at the time. Delta itself could see the
> writing on the wall and began backing away. But
> NYW needed the dredging and expansion of the route
> that Port Authority had promised in order to make
> it work. When that investment was slow in coming,
> ridership and revenues fell short of expectations,
> and they had to pack it in as well. The fact that
> the 15 years since have seen nothing but talk
> about reviving service is rather telling.
>
> > As above, Delta never became a "bystander."
>
> They were cut out of the act.
>
> > See, the difference here is that I can support
> > what I've said with independent, objective
> sources.
>
> What you post is PR hack-work that you don't
> understand. The tiny Delta Water Shuttle DIED in
> 1998. It was only briefly replaced by what was
> planned to become a far more ambitious undertaking
> that had little to do with Delta at all. But for
> lack of adequate infrastructure, that effort
> failed soon enough itself.
>
> It was in any case all gone LONG BEFORE any of
> your asshole claims about riding the water-taxi on
> an almost weekly basis to meetings at corporate
> HQ, often enjoying dinner at mediocre Esca along
> the way. NONE of that ever happened. Like nearly
> everything you post, all of it was pure
> unadulterated bullshit.
>
> > You were wrong. You failed. Live with it and
> move on.
>
> Have another helping of shit, little girl.


You're so full of shit. Now you're trying to pretend to be an expert with some deep insight into a ferry service that you didn't even know existed. lmao

Here are the facts supported by objective, independent reporting:

Contrary to your claim that it ended in 1998 based on your wasted weekend Googling ferry schedules, the ferry service between the Marine Terminal at LaGuardia and Manhattan known as the Delta Water Shuttle operated until December 29, 2000.

Contrary to your attempts to obscure that fact with endless tangential bullshit in order to save your dumbass after realizing that you'd fucked up, it never existed in any form or operated under any branding other than as the Delta Water Shuttle.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated as a general commuter service.

Contrary to your bullshit, it never operated other than as a promotional companion service subsidized by Delta for its customers flying on the Delta Shuttle between LGA and DCA/BOS.

Contrary to your bullshit, Delta was never a "bystander" or "cut out of the act" and the only reason that the service existed at all was solely because of Delta's direct support.

Contrary to your bullshit, the service ended when Delta decided to end its support in December 2000.

Those are the objective facts. You fucked up. You were wrong. You failed. Live with it.

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> Further proof of your inability to distinguish between
> two different people.

I could easily distinguish between two different people, but you and Alphabetboi do not fall into that class. You fall instead into the class of a vagabond organ-grinder and his mindless monkey.

> Ask yourself this: for what reason other than the truth would I deny
> claiming to have eaten at Esca?

LOL! It's all a fool's feeble effort to run away from the mocking shame and humiliation that have been attached to you as the result of your pathetic Esca and water-taxi tales. But escape is impossible at this point, and in truth, these are just the latest of many albatrosses hung around your worthless and ever-lying neck.

> So, pictures of places and events occurring in FL
> at the time of the posts "clearly confirmed" I was
> in NoVA the entire time?

One more time: Your pictures were no more persuasive or convincing than mine were, and mine were deliberately designed to be preposterous. Yours were a complete waste of my time, your time, and your in-bred cousin's time. Meanwhile, the timing, tone, and texture of your concurrent posts confirmed only that you were still sitting right here in NoVa all the while. You never left. You did however bungle your attempted sham from start to finish. Nice work, dumbfuck!

> You're taking stupid to a whole new level. You're letting your
> butthurt envy cloud any rational thought you may have once possessed.

You can't even come up with original trash-talk. How weak is that?

> Not surprisingly, it sailed right over your head,
> you fucking decrepit piece of fossilized shit.
> First Uber, then Twitter, now this.

Seriously?

> No, but you know that. In any event, either of
> those is probably running a more modern vehicle
> than a POS Town Car. Remember the one that you
> personally picked out if the stable?

Certainly. It was only three weeks ago, after all, Remembering things for that long is something else that I do much better than you.

> Umm, it's really not an expensive weekend.

It is for such as the poor, deprived unfortunates who are constrained to life in the decaying shithole of Falls Church City.

> As mentioned, having mentioned using a car service
> on numerous occasions many many months ago is what
> set this entire concocted story of yours in motion.

As noted earlier, it was the fact that (unlike you) we had done the Viera scene over and over and over again, combined with the fact that the Nats opened the year at Turner Field (where I had not previously seen a game) that sparked the idea of this particular trip. Opening Day for the Nats on the road in Atlanta on Monday, and Opening Day for the Nats at home in DC on Thursday. Nice way to start off the new year. Our friends in the Club Level were impressed. Lots to do on a tight schedule in Atlanta of course, which is why an executive car service was the perfect thing for us. Worked out very nicely. So, we'll be doing our usual 45 games or so this year (up to 7 so far), then hopefully the post-season), and of course we'll be in West Palm Beach come next March. Whole new worlds to explore down there.

> You live in the outer suburbs that are defined by
> inferior everything - including residents.

LOL! Need I mention "Meat in a Box" again? Where I am, we find everything good right at our fingertips.

> And, apparently they don't need one to sell local
> fresh roasted coffee.

Of course not. You can just import it all from Vienna. Or Hyattsville.

> Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, I was at
> the "nerd prom" last night. Go ahead, Google it
> envy turd.

No, you weren't. But you certainly do label yourself in an unfortunate way in assuming that people would need to look it up.

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> Those are the objective facts. You fucked up.
> You were wrong. You failed. Live with it.

Such a dismal asshole! Your "style" here is reminding me very much of "The Argument Sketch" by Monty Python. Google it, numbnuts. Meanwhile, the Port Authority did not see Delta/HSI as effective or efficient operators in either the short-run or the long-run. They had come very close to simply handing the LaGuardia ferry run to NY Waterway in the Fall of 1996. But they ended up backing off at the last minute and instead solicited bids for the service in early 1997, ultimately receiving three bids. Guess who was NOT among them. Hint: It was a failing company that finally went out of business as of May 1, 1998, to be succeeded by --- NY Waterway.