The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> HGTV Wrote:
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> > It's more funny that you spent all of the money
> > that you didn't have on a kitchen remodel and
> > you're stuck here.
>
> LOL! The joys of endless envy and butthurt!
> Have another helping, by the way...
> .


Yes, we're all impressed that you have $15 disposable income.

lol!

Found a picture of Fanboi at the beach last week, during spring break in Florida - the worst possible time to go. I'll give you a hint - Fanboi is one of the overweight ones. :-)

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> All evidence would seem to indicate the contrary.
> The best part is how it chaps your ass to no end!
> 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> shower headed this way! Not too shabby.

All evidence would seem to indicate that you are the same lying waste-of-time dumbass fraud that you've always been. But just see, I was in Arizona yesterday, and came THIS CLOSE to getting Kenta Maeda's autograph...
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Little budgets, little pleasures Wrote:
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> Yes, we're all impressed that you have $15 disposable income.

Yes, my disposable income is indeed impressive in comparison to yours. But tell us where you Falls Church deadbeats would need to go in order to obtain some freshly roasted Tanzania Peaberry Decaf at any price? It wouldn't be Vienna, would it?

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All evidence would seem to indicate the
> contrary.
> > The best part is how it chaps your ass to no
> end!
> > 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> > shower headed this way! Not too shabby.
>
> All evidence would seem to indicate that you are
> the same lying waste-of-time dumbass fraud that
> you've always been. But just see, I was in
> Arizona yesterday, and came THIS CLOSE to getting
> Kenta Maeda's autograph...
> .

You must be a photographer and a time traveler.
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/kenta-maeda-of-los-angeles-dodgers-signs-autographs-for-news-photo/513620978

^^^^^ Bwahahaha. Asshole proven a liar once more! Fuckwad never tells the truth and trips over his lies over and over again!

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All evidence would seem to indicate the
> contrary.
> > The best part is how it chaps your ass to no
> end!
> > 75-80 and partly cloudy with an afternoon sun
> > shower headed this way! Not too shabby.
>
> All evidence would seem to indicate that you are
> the same lying waste-of-time dumbass fraud that
> you've always been.

Which evidence is that? You've been fileted! You got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it, you shit the bed again.

just a few Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ Bwahahaha. Asshole proven a liar once more!
> Fuckwad never tells the truth and trips over his
> lies over and over again!

Stupid Falls Church dumbass takes post seriously -- fails to realize that it was posted in open mockery of himself! What a classic dork!

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> Which evidence is that? You've been fileted! You
> got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it, you
> shit the bed again.

You are not now and were not recently in Florida, scumbag. Just as you were never at The Broad Street or at Esca, and never went skiing with law school chums at Killington, or rode a water taxi from LGA to midtown. It's all bullshit, the only product you have ever dealt in here.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Which evidence is that? You've been fileted!
> You
> > got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it,
> you
> > shit the bed again.
>
> You are not now and were not recently in Florida,
> scumbag.

Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than your sorry ads is enduring. Unfortunately, it all ends next week. You've seen the evidence and it is killing you. You're seething with butthurt and envy.

> Just as you were never at The Broad
> Street.

Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad. It had some decent live music.

http://washingtondc.cityvoter.com/the-broad-street-tavern/biz/5971

> or at Esca,

NEVER claimed to have been there.

> and never went skiing with law
> school chums at Killington,

Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago was that? Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang in my every word? I bet it keeps you up at night that I live a better life than you pretend to live.
> or rode a water taxi
> from LGA to midtown.

Never claimed to have done that.

Ju

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > ^^^^^ Bwahahaha. Asshole proven a liar once
> more!
> > Fuckwad never tells the truth and trips over
> his
> > lies over and over again!
>
> Stupid Falls Church dumbass takes post seriously
> -- fails to realize that it was posted in open
> mockery of himself! What a classic dork!

Except you failed! Your problem is you can't source any of my photos because they are my own. Your attempt at mockery only further authenticates my posts! Even when you think you're winning, you're getting your ass handed to you!

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> Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than your sorry ads is enduring.

Sunny and breezy with a high near 60 degrees where you are today. Which of course is still in the run-down dumps of Falls Church City.

> Unfortunately, it all ends next week.

Unfortunately, it all never began to begin with. Just another woefully inept and poorly crafted fraud on your part.

> Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad. It had some decent live music.

Still the wrong side of the street, dumbo. What was at 105 West Broad Street prior to IFP moving in? Answer: You either haven't a fucking clue or will try to save face by pretending not to.

> NEVER claimed to have been there.

Must have been that "somebody else" fellow again. You try to pin an awful lot of crap on that guy, you soft little run-away coward.

> Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago was that?

Probably about a year ago, but the catalog of outright assfuck lies you've been caught red-handed in stretches back quite a bit further than that. You've been an habitual assfuck liar since the day you began to post here, all those thousands of spineless handles ago.

> Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang in my every
> word? I bet it keeps you up at night that I live a
> better life than you pretend to live.

LOL! I tower over you when it comes to lifestyle. Hence the large advantage over you in terms of number of ballparks visited and number of club seats owned. And not only can I not see my neighbor's house (much less his trash cans) from here, in the past week, I've dined out at Bonaroti, Pazzo Pomodoro, and since the power was out in much of Vienna last night, at Coastal Flats in Fairfax Corner. All in all, over a thousand dollars worth of good eats. What have you been spending at good old Honey Pig and Meat in a Box lately, Mr. Low-Grade Envious Sorry-Ass?

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> Except you failed! Your problem is you can't source any of
> my photos because they are my own.

Long ago sourced to a garden-variety phone-dump from your in-bred cousin, you hapless and forgetful little dick-brained moron. Just as my rapid-reply came via e-mail from my god-daughter, the doctor. You have not been anywhere near Florida this past week, twat-face. The entire tale has been a complete fiction. Your posts were tell-tale in being utterly inconsistent with expectations, devoid as they were of any of the sorts of casual nuance, texture, and detail that one would have expected from a person actually in Florida. No, due to your general lack of talent and intelligence, you tripped, stumbled, and fell down here, asshole, never to get up again. What a flop and failure!

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Except you failed! Your problem is you can't
> source any of
> > my photos because they are my own.
>
> Long ago sourced to a garden-variety phone-dump
> from your in-bred cousin, you hapless and
> forgetful little dick-brained moron. Just as my
> rapid-reply came via e-mail from my god-daughter,
> the doctor. You have not been anywhere near
> Florida this past week, twat-face. The entire
> tale has been a complete fiction. Your posts were
> tell-tale in being utterly inconsistent with
> expectations, devoid as they were of any of the
> sorts of casual nuance, texture, and detail that
> one would have expected from a person actually in
> Florida. No, due to your general lack of talent
> and intelligence, you tripped, stumbled, and fell
> down here, asshole, never to get up again. What a
> flop and failure!

And you know this because you have been playing both roles.

Can we get another Florida newspaper picture from today?

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Little budgets, little pleasures Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, we're all impressed that you have $15
> disposable income.
>
> Yes, my disposable income is indeed impressive in
> comparison to yours. But tell us where you Falls
> Church deadbeats would need to go in order to
> obtain some freshly roasted Tanzania Peaberry
> Decaf at any price? It wouldn't be Vienna, would
> it?


No, it wouldn't.

http://www.tinkercoffee.com/shop/tanzania-peaberry-decaf

Or many other sources for what's a rather common coffee.

Not that I'd bother with it for decaf or buy into the peaberry bs to begin with.

I guess little things like that seem impressive when it's all you have. Enjoy your little pleasures.

just a few Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Which evidence is that? You've been fileted!
>
> > You
> > > got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face it,
> > you
> > > shit the bed again.
> >
> > You are not now and were not recently in
> Florida,
> > scumbag.
>
> Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than
> your sorry ads is enduring. Unfortunately, it all
> ends next week. You've seen the evidence and it
> is killing you. You're seething with butthurt and
> envy.
>
> > Just as you were never at The Broad
> > Street.
>
> Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad. It
> had some decent live music.
>
> http://washingtondc.cityvoter.com/the-broad-street
> -tavern/biz/5971
>
> > or at Esca,
>
> NEVER claimed to have been there.
>
> > and never went skiing with law
> > school chums at Killington,
>
> Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago was
> that? Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang in
> my every word? I bet it keeps you up at night
> that I live a better life than you pretend to
> live.
> > or rode a water taxi
> > from LGA to midtown.
>
> Never claimed to have done that.
>
> Ju


Good ole' Vienna "Bottom-dollar" Asshole... Still can't figure out that he's abused by multiple people here. lol

The best part is that, for all of his bluster and attempts to say otherwise, he actually knows that what you've posted is true. And we know that it just fucking eats away at him. lmao!

Kilton Wrote:
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> Can we get another Florida newspaper picture from
> today?

Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here from the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you know this already.)

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Long ago sourced to a garden-variety phone-dump
> from your in-bred cousin, you hapless and
> forgetful little dick-brained moron.

So, my cousin in FL (which I don't have btw), just happens to have photos from a spring training game in Viera last week (along with a pic of the ticket) AND photos of a Nats/Yanks game LAST season on the other side of FL in Tampa, both of which happen to prove you wrong. Well, how utterly fucking convenient for me! Or, maybe it's just easier to accept the obvious answer that I attended both games. You're either dumb as a bucket of mud, completely batshit crazy, or a complete fucking liar. Those are your only three options at this point!

> Just as my
> rapid-reply came via e-mail from my god-daughter,
> the doctor.

So, your god-daughter the doctor is your contact that sent you the pic?

Well you may want to advise your god-daughter the doctor to retain some counsel as her picture was ripped off by the Associated Press and attributed to somebody named Steve Nesius.

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

So, are you going to now claim that your god-daughter the doctor is also an AP photogtaper named Steve Nesius? Are you going to claim Steve Nesius ripped off her photograph? Or, are you going to come clean and admit you lied because you're just too dumb to know how to reverse search an image on Google?

Go ahead and stick with the lie. A lying asshole like you always lies.

> You have not been anywhere near
> Florida this past week.

Still here as a matter of fact. Listening to the thunder roll on in the distance.

> What a
> flop and failure!

Says the dipshit who just got caught trying to pass off an AP image as one his god-daughter the doctor took. Bwahahahahahahaha. You stepped in a pile of shit. Let's see you backtrack and squirm your way out of this most recent lie in a string of lies!

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can we get another Florida newspaper picture
> from
> > today?
>
> Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here from
> the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you
> know this already.)


Post the IP address. I've got nothing to hide...

The problem is that you're not really an IP guy, whatever that is. Intellectual property guy? Internet Protocol guy?

Perhaps you meant IT guy? Well, you're not that either.

wuc97 Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > just a few Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Which evidence is that? You've been
> fileted!
> >
> > > You
> > > > got jack shit. Put up or shut up. Face
> it,
> > > you
> > > > shit the bed again.
> > >
> > > You are not now and were not recently in
> > Florida,
> > > scumbag.
> >
> > Enjoying my 20 degree warmer weather today than
> > your sorry ads is enduring. Unfortunately, it
> all
> > ends next week. You've seen the evidence and
> it
> > is killing you. You're seething with butthurt
> and
> > envy.
> >
> > > Just as you were never at The Broad
> > > Street.
> >
> > Visited it plenty of times at 132 West Broad.
> It
> > had some decent live music.
> >
> >
> http://washingtondc.cityvoter.com/the-broad-street
>
> > -tavern/biz/5971
> >
> > > or at Esca,
> >
> > NEVER claimed to have been there.
> >
> > > and never went skiing with law
> > > school chums at Killington,
> >
> > Still harping on that? My lord, how long ago
> was
> > that? Just how butthurt are you? Do you hang
> in
> > my every word? I bet it keeps you up at night
> > that I live a better life than you pretend to
> > live.
> > > or rode a water taxi
> > > from LGA to midtown.
> >
> > Never claimed to have done that.
> >
> > Ju
>
>
> Good ole' Vienna "Bottom-dollar" Asshole... Still
> can't figure out that he's abused by multiple
> people here. lol

I think he knows it, but his fragile ego won't let him admit it. If he doesn't know it, he's even dumber than I thought.

> The best part is that, for all of his bluster and
> attempts to say otherwise, he actually knows that
> what you've posted is true. And we know that it
> just fucking eats away at him. lmao!

Of course he knows it's true. Again, his fragile ego won't let him admit it. His explanations are so far fetched they strain the boundaries of reality. He would have us believe that I have some cousin that travels around Florida taking pictures at spring training games all in an effort to prove him wrong. Hell, this imaginary cousin can even travel back in time to last year! He can't honestly think anyone believes that, but that's the effort he's willing to put in.

just a few Wrote:
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> IP-Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Can we get another Florida newspaper picture
> > from
> > > today?
> >
> > Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here
> from
> > the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you
> > know this already.)
>
>
> Post the IP address. I've got nothing to hide...

The exact IP doesn't matter. Federal government organization in DC. You know it's true. But, the point: NOT in Florida. That's what you have to hide.


> The problem is that you're not really an IP guy,
> whatever that is. Intellectual property guy?
> Internet Protocol guy?
>
> Perhaps you meant IT guy? Well, you're not that
> either.

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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > IP-Guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kilton Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Can we get another Florida newspaper
> picture
> > > from
> > > > today?
> > >
> > > Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here
> > from
> > > the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think
> you
> > > know this already.)
> >
> >
> > Post the IP address. I've got nothing to
> hide...
>
> The exact IP doesn't matter. Federal government
> organization in DC. You know it's true. But, the
> point: NOT in Florida. That's what you have to
> hide.
>


Translation:

"I'm full of shit."

Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.


Post the IP range then. You can't.

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> The exact IP doesn't matter. Federal government
> organization in DC. You know it's true. But, the
> point: NOT in Florida. That's what you have to
> hide.

You nailed it my man. Fanboi is back in town, living in horrendous Falls Church and working in even-more-horrendous downtown DC. And the fact that he's lying about it shows just how ashamed of his (real) life he really is. :-)

Someday maybe he'll get to take a vacation longer than a week!

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.


Sure thing...
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enw9b Wrote:
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> No, it wouldn't. (link to tinker.com). Or many other sources for what's a rather common coffee.

So, it's either Vienna or the internet. Even for the "rather common" stuff. Nothing in Falls Church City or anything? LOL!

> Not that I'd bother with it for decaf or buy into the peaberry bs to
> begin with. I guess little things like that seem impressive when it's
> all you have.

Well, it's not Blue Mountain or Kona or anything, but it does go for about double what you'd pay for supermarket coffee. Which is why the poor people of Falls Church can't afford it.

> Enjoy your little pleasures.

Thanks, I already enjoy all the little pleasures and all the big pleasures as well.

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here from
> the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you know
> this already.)

No, he's not in Florida, but the in-bred cousin is. Plenty of time for another quick round of messaging back and forth. He'll have something (that will once again prove nothing) by morning. It's like he doesn't realize that this is the 21st century.

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> So, my cousin in FL (which I don't have btw), just
> happens to have photos from a spring training game
> in Viera last week (along with a pic of the
> ticket) AND photos of a Nats/Yanks game LAST
> season on the other side of FL in Tampa, both of
> which happen to prove you wrong.

Listen up, dumbo. Neither photo proves a damned thing about where you were, just as the NYT photo from my god-daughter, the doctor, proved nothing about where I was. How fucking dumb are you? How fucking dumb do you think the rest of us are?

> Well you may want to advise your god-daughter the
> doctor to retain some counsel as her picture was
> ripped off by the Associated Press and attributed
> to somebody named Steve Nesius.

Dude, as seems to have gone right over your tiny little head, the entire point of the Kenta Maeda photo was the mockery of you inherent in its plain and open preposterousness. Nobody could have been dumb enough to believe that I was in Nova one day, Arizona the next, and then suddenly back in NoVa on the third. Or so I thought. That that you actually felt it necessary to attack that photo marks you as one of the biggest and dumbest fucks of all time.

just a few Wrote:
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> He would have us believe that I have some cousin that travels
> around Florida taking pictures at spring training games all in an
> effort to prove him wrong. Hell, this imaginary cousin can even
> travel back in time to last year! He can't honestly think anyone
> believes that, but that's the effort he's willing to put in.

Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so many people, you have an in-bred cousin (< placeholder) in Florida, and that person happened to mention that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game soon. This gave you the whole notion of hatching a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself look like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull it off, every prick of the pin resulting in some hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a flop and failure.

IP-Guy Wrote:
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> Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.

Yes, he can. Just as I could post the paper from San Francisco or Seattle without ever being near those places. In the 21st century, all it takes is a couple of taps on the old cellphone.

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> Sure thing...

LOL! Ain't cellphones grand? How was breakfast at Honey Pig this morning, by the way?

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, my cousin in FL (which I don't have btw),
> just
> > happens to have photos from a spring training
> game
> > in Viera last week (along with a pic of the
> > ticket) AND photos of a Nats/Yanks game LAST
> > season on the other side of FL in Tampa, both
> of
> > which happen to prove you wrong.
>
> Listen up, dumbo. Neither photo proves a damned
> thing about where you were, just as the NYT photo
> from my god-daughter, the doctor, proved nothing
> about where I was. How fucking dumb are you? How
> fucking dumb do you think the rest of us are?
>
> > Well you may want to advise your god-daughter
> the
> > doctor to retain some counsel as her picture
> was
> > ripped off by the Associated Press and
> attributed
> > to somebody named Steve Nesius.
>
> Dude, as seems to have gone right over your tiny
> little head, the entire point of the Kenta Maeda
> photo was the mockery of you inherent in its plain
> and open preposterousness. Nobody could have been
> dumb enough to believe that I was in Nova one day,
> Arizona the next, and then suddenly back in NoVa
> on the third. Or so I thought. That that you
> actually felt it necessary to attack that photo
> marks you as one of the biggest and dumbest fucks
> of all time.


If someone criticizes Trump for his persistent untruths, the joke is on the critic for taking Trump seriously in the first place.

just a few Wrote:
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> IP-Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Post today's Florida paper then. You can't.
>
>
> Sure thing...




lol

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> enw9b Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, it wouldn't. (link to tinker.com). Or many
> other sources for what's a rather common coffee.
>
>
> So, it's either Vienna or the internet. Even for
> the "rather common" stuff. Nothing in Falls
> Church City or anything? LOL!


Who gives a fuck about Fall Church? It's as much of a suburban shit hole as Vienna. Why would I waste my valuable time sitting in hellish traffic to get to either when I can have Amazon bring me better for less to my door same day/next day. "In the 21st century, all it takes is a couple of taps on the old cellphone." lmao Apparently your time isn't as valuable.

>
> > Not that I'd bother with it for decaf or buy
> into the peaberry bs to
> > begin with. I guess little things like that
> seem impressive when it's
> > all you have.
>
> Well, it's not Blue Mountain or Kona or anything,
> but it does go for about double what you'd pay for
> supermarket coffee. Which is why the poor people
> of Falls Church can't afford it.


Most funny part is that you think that $15 is a reach for anyone around here.

>
> > Enjoy your little pleasures.
>
> Thanks, I already enjoy all the little pleasures
> and all the big pleasures as well.


Apparently not since you thought that was significant enough to bother posting.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> IP-Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Unless he is VPN'd into work and posting here
> from
> > the VPN, he isn't in Florida. (But I think you
> know
> > this already.)
>
> No, he's not in Florida, but the in-bred cousin
> is. Plenty of time for another quick round of
> messaging back and forth. He'll have something
> (that will once again prove nothing) by morning.
> It's like he doesn't realize that this is the 21st
> century.

So he won't have any problem posting tomorrows and Fridays papers then?? How long before the cousin gets fed up?

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so many
> people, you have an in-bred cousin (< placeholder)
> in Florida, and that person happened to mention
> that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game
> soon. This gave you the whole notion of hatching
> a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself look
> like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull it
> off, every prick of the pin resulting in some
> hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a flop
> and failure.

Sigh. Looks I was wrong on this one for sure. I actually thought that Fanboi was in Florida last week. In a way, I felt good for him that he was able to get away from his insufferably boring office job in DC. (Though the fact that he spent the entire week posting on FFU kind of ruined it.) But as indicated by IP Guy and now confirmed by me, he's nowhere other than right here in the DC area. He really pulled one over on me!

How long do you think he'll keep going through the effort of posting fake pictures in order to try and win some dopey, anonymous online argument that no one cares about? That's the real question. :-)

Oh, look! Today, I'm in San Francisco. Maybe I'll go over to Pier 39 and see if there are any sea lions hanging about. Maybe then a little light fare at the Fog Harbor Fish House. Mmmm...
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The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Listen up, dumbo. Neither photo proves a damned
> thing about where you were, just as the NYT photo
> from my god-daughter, the doctor, proved nothing
> about where I was.

Sure they do. I simply pressed a button on my cell phone to snap a pic of what I was looking at. You went out of your way to ask a pretend god-daughter to send you a pic of the NYT. Pretty fucking pathetic, even for you.

Again, how'd a picture from a Nats spring training game from a year ago in Tampa enter the mix? I just happened to be fortunate enough to be able to find an acquaintance who was at Steinbrenner Field last year when the Nats played there and snapped a pic of the scoreboard with the lineup on it? Jesus man, do you even believe that bullshit? It strains the limits of any sense of credulity.

Lets turn away for a second from your pathetic request to your supposed god-daughter and turn to your "contacts" in Tampa who you claim sent you this picture:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=225160,filename=yanks_rays.jpg

Do you still contend this is from "contacts" in Tampa or are you willing to admit you lied and you stole the pic from the AP?

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/


> How fucking dumb do you think the rest of us are?

Not sure how fucking dumb the rest of "you" are, but I'm certain that you're REALLY fucking dumb if you think anyone is buying your butthurt bullshit.


> Dude, as seems to have gone right over your tiny
> little head, the entire point of the Kenta Maeda
> photo was the mockery of you inherent in its plain
> and open preposterousness. Nobody could have been
> dumb enough to believe that I was in Nova one day,
> Arizona the next, and then suddenly back in NoVa
> on the third. Or so I thought. That that you
> actually felt it necessary to attack that photo
> marks you as one of the biggest and dumbest fucks
> of all time.

The point is actually over your head. The point is that your photos of baseball events can actually be sourced to their original posts on the Internet where the photographers are credited. I challenge you to do a reverse image search on any of my photos. You won't because you're too much of a pussy. If you did, the original post is in this thread.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He would have us believe that I have some cousin
> that travels
> > around Florida taking pictures at spring
> training games all in an
> > effort to prove him wrong. Hell, this imaginary
> cousin can even
> > travel back in time to last year! He can't
> honestly think anyone
> > believes that, but that's the effort he's
> willing to put in.
>
> Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so many
> people, you have an in-bred cousin (< placeholder)
> in Florida, and that person happened to mention
> that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game
> soon. This gave you the whole notion of hatching
> a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself look
> like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull it
> off, every prick of the pin resulting in some
> hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a flop
> and failure.


Including pics from last season? Honestly, do you really believe what you post? If you do, you're the dumbest fucking troll on the internet. Seriously, a diaper full of baby shit might have more wits about it than you.

Arnold Wrote:
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> Sigh. Looks I was wrong on this one for sure.

You still are. Now you're backpedaling in one if the most feeble attempts to save face I've ever seen!

> But as indicated by IP Guy and now confirmed by
> me, he's nowhere other than right here in the DC
> area.

Confirmed? More like, "oh shit, I better see if I can throw some bullshit to the wall and see if it sticks!"

Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint - there are two ISPs I've posted from today. Pick one. Show us your mad computer skilz! C'mon, you know your just dying to show us how smart you are! Thus far, you've failed, Arnold!





> He really pulled one over on me!

C'mon, that's not an accomplishment, Arnold.

> How long do you think he'll keep going through the
> effort of posting fake pictures in order to try
> and win some dopey, anonymous online argument that
> no one cares about?

You seem to care. A whole big bunch!

Falls Church is for the rich elites of NoVA. Vienna is nice, if you can't afford to live in Falls Church.

Kilton Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Psst! Your desperation is showing. Like so
> many
> > people, you have an in-bred cousin (<
> placeholder)
> > in Florida, and that person happened to mention
> > that he/she had gotten tickets to a Nats game
> > soon. This gave you the whole notion of
> hatching
> > a big scam to post on FFXU to make yourself
> look
> > like somebody at last. But you couldn't pull
> it
> > off, every prick of the pin resulting in some
> > hissing or popping sound. As I said, what a
> flop
> > and failure.
>
> Sigh. Looks I was wrong on this one for sure. I
> actually thought that Fanboi was in Florida last
> week. In a way, I felt good for him that he was
> able to get away from his insufferably boring
> office job in DC. (Though the fact that he spent
> the entire week posting on FFU kind of ruined it.)
> But as indicated by IP Guy and now confirmed by
> me, he's nowhere other than right here in the DC
> area. He really pulled one over on me!
>
> How long do you think he'll keep going through the
> effort of posting fake pictures in order to try
> and win some dopey, anonymous online argument that
> no one cares about? That's the real question. :-)


You're not this stupid Kilton.

Bail buddy.

Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 he lives in Falls Church hit him up

just a few Wrote:
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> Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint -
> there are two ISPs I've posted from today. Pick
> one.

Posting from work isn't posting "from an ISP". I sure do love when you try to use computer terms though. :-) Like that "script" you were going to write back in the day. LOL. How'd that work out?

I'm with IP Guy though. Publicly naming the specific federal agency that you "work for" (using that term loosely!) goes against the spirit of anonymity here. It would probably get deleted, and it's completely uninteresting anyway - all that matters is that you're in DC (not on vacation), and for some reason you're trying endlessly to convince some guy from Vienna that you're in Florida. And all he does is keep denying it, annoying you more and more in the process, and the result is an endless cycle of your patheticness. :-)

(Meanwhile, when he posts pictures of newspapers from around the country, you conveniently ignore them. Pretty cute!)

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint
> -
> > there are two ISPs I've posted from today.
> Pick
> > one.
>
> Posting from work isn't posting "from an ISP". I
> sure do love when you try to use computer terms
> though. :-) Like that "script" you were going to
> write back in the day. LOL. How'd that work out?
>
> I'm with IP Guy though. Publicly naming the
> specific federal agency that you "work for" (using
> that term loosely!) goes against the spirit of
> anonymity here. It would probably get deleted, and
> it's completely uninteresting anyway - all that
> matters is that you're in DC (not on vacation),
> and for some reason you're trying endlessly to
> convince some guy from Vienna that you're in
> Florida. And all he does is keep denying it,
> annoying you more and more in the process, and the
> result is an endless cycle of your patheticness.
> :-)
>
> (Meanwhile, when he posts pictures of newspapers
> from around the country, you conveniently ignore
> them. Pretty cute!)


Really grasping now. lol

Is a troll really worth making yourself look like a stupid shit?

Aww, I love when you post under multiple names! That's your tell in terms of frustration levels. Why, it's like our very own Fanboi Blood Pressure Monitoring System! :-)

Don't fret my friend - no one will ever be able to take your beloved Falls Church away from you. It will always be yours and yours alone. Well, yours and 14,000 other people..........in a 2 square mile area. LOL.

just a few Wrote:
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> Including pics from last season? Honestly, do you
> really believe what you post? If you do, you're
> the dumbest fucking troll on the internet.
> Seriously, a diaper full of baby shit might have
> more wits about it than you.

To set the record straight, YOU would be the big fat liar, and I would be the one who mocks and laughs at the foolishness of the big fat liar. Your pictures do not connect you in any way to any of the locations or events depicted in them. Just as with the ones I have posted, they are but free-floating images, while the context and texture of your posts extolling those images have consistently betrayed the fraud that you are trying to perpetrate here. You are not now in Florida and have not recently been there. This has all been a complete hoax on your part.

Let us know by the way when you come up with that total number of major league parks you've been to, or when you finally figure out what was at 105 West Broad Street before Ireland's Four Provinces moved in.

PS. Isn't Locust Street beautiful with all the trees in bloom?

Kilton Wrote:
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> Aww, I love when you post under multiple names!
> That's your tell in terms of frustration levels.
> Why, it's like our very own Fanboi Blood
> Pressure Monitoring System! :-)

Yeah, the flash-mobbing is an obvious but hardly unexpected thing. And to think that this is how clever he is when he thinks he's being clever!

Arnold Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go ahead. Show your work. I'll give you a hint
> -
> > there are two ISPs I've posted from today.
> Pick
> > one.
>
> I'm with IP Guy though.

Because you ARE IP Guy, Arnold.

> Publicly naming the specific federal agency that you > "work for" (using that term loosely!) goes against > > the spirit of anonymity here.

That's horse shut and you know it. It's because you actually are incapable of doing it and you know that these posts aren't being made from a government computer.

I'm challenging you to do it, so do it or continue to be the biggest puss on this forum.

> It would probably get deleted,

Why? I asked you to post it.

> and it's completely uninteresting anyway -

Well, you seem interested in it. You keep posting about it!

You should take your buddy's advice and bail, but we all know you won't. Your hooked and cooked as a result.

In short, post it, pussy.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Including pics from last season? Honestly, do
> you
> > really believe what you post? If you do,
> you're
> > the dumbest fucking troll on the internet.
> > Seriously, a diaper full of baby shit might
> have
> > more wits about it than you.
>
> To set the record straight, YOU would be the big
> fat liar.

According to you, your "contacts" in Tampa sent you this picture:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=225160,filename=yanks_rays.jpg

Do you still contend this is from "contacts" in Tampa or are you willing to admit you lied and you stole the pic from the AP?

http://www.news965.com/ap/ap/florida/sabathia-gives-up-2-runs-in-yankees-6-2-loss-to-ra/pC4HD3/

> Your pictures do not connect you in any way to any
> of the locations or events depicted in them.

Where are they from then?

> as with the ones I have posted, they are but
> free-floating images,

Actually, you posted pictures that can easily be traced to their original source via reverse image search. Can you say the same for mine? Hint: the answer is no.


> PS. Isn't Locust Street beautiful with all the
> trees in bloom?

No idea, and I doubt I'll check out that shit stain when I get back in town!

Seeing you and your butt buddy this worked up and all upset is hilarious btw.

Locust St isn't even in the City of Falls Church...

Locust Street Wrote:
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> Locust St isn't even in the City of Falls
> Church...

Locust St. in Vienna may have been named for the trees, but the name is even more apt now given the hordes inhabiting the block between Park and Glyndon.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aww, I love when you post under multiple names!
> > That's your tell in terms of frustration
> levels.
> > Why, it's like our very own Fanboi Blood
> > Pressure Monitoring System! :-)
>
> Yeah, the flash-mobbing is an obvious but hardly
> unexpected thing. And to think that this is how
> clever he is when he thinks he's being clever!


And you're both wrong dumbshits. lol

You're a complete dumb fucking Asshole... so I expect it from you. I thought that Kilton had been around here long enough and was smart enough to figure it out. Apparently not.

Here's a hint - I don't give a fuck about Falls Church or Vienna. They're both overcrowded suburban wastelands.

just a few Wrote:
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> In short, post it, pussy.

Teehee. I'm not sure what's more amusing - when you get so mad that you post under multiple names, when you get so mad that you post from your phone, or when you get so mad that you start calling me names. So much anger, so little time!

I don't know why you're so embarrassed about working in downtown DC doing nothing other than browsing FFU all day. It's not like taking the metro isn't cool or anything - you shouldn't be ashamed. And so what if you're the classic stereotypical government employee who does absolutely nothing and doesn't get fired because it's almost impossible to fire someone in the government? I think it's something to be proud of. You've clearly made it in life. :-)

So rather than posting exactly which agency you work for - which has now been confirmed by 2 people and which you would only deny anyway - how about you just keep squirming to convince some Vienna dude that Falls Church is awesome and that you're in Florida? Then I'll keep posting here and there to rile you up further. (Maybe you'll even try to ignore me again and we'll see if you can last longer than a week this time.) All this anger from you isn't healthy, but it sure is amusing for the rest of us. :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In short, post it, pussy.
>
> Teehee. I'm not sure what's more amusing - when
> you get so mad that you post under multiple names,
> when you get so mad that you post from your phone,
> or when you get so mad that you start calling me
> names. So much anger, so little time!
>
> I don't know why you're so embarrassed about
> working in downtown DC doing nothing other than
> browsing FFU all day. It's not like taking the
> metro isn't cool or anything - you shouldn't be
> ashamed. And so what if you're the classic
> stereotypical government employee who does
> absolutely nothing and doesn't get fired because
> it's almost impossible to fire someone in the
> government? I think it's something to be proud of.
> You've clearly made it in life. :-)
>
> So rather than posting exactly which agency you
> work for - which has now been confirmed by 2
> people and which you would only deny anyway - how
> about you just keep squirming to convince some
> Vienna dude that Falls Church is awesome and that
> you're in Florida? Then I'll keep posting here and
> there to rile you up further. (Maybe you'll even
> try to ignore me again and we'll see if you can
> last longer than a week this time.) All this anger
> from you isn't healthy, but it sure is amusing for
> the rest of us. :-)


Wow, Arnold, three whole paragraphs. For something that "no one cares about," you seem pretty invested in the topic. If you think I'm anything but amused at watching you try save face here, you'd be mistaken. Then again, you've been mistaken this whole time which is why you're too much of a pussy to back up your assertions. Posting from my phone? Was it (gasp) my government phone?!?! Do tell!

So, you came back from your prescribed 59 and a half minute lunch and stewed on this topic all afternoon and this is what you came up with? How about you take off the panties, grow a set, and act like a man for once. Unless you've discovered I work for some super small agency that employs less than ten people, I'm fairly certain my anonymity will be intact after you post your findings. Post the agency and the first for or five numbers of the IP address. You've got my blessing! Oh, and for shits and giggles post all the numbers before the second "." in the IP address of this post. I'll even give you a hint -it's four digits.

just a few Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > In short, post it, pussy.
> >
> > Teehee. I'm not sure what's more amusing - when
> > you get so mad that you post under multiple
> names,
> > when you get so mad that you post from your
> phone,
> > or when you get so mad that you start calling
> me
> > names. So much anger, so little time!
> >
> > I don't know why you're so embarrassed about
> > working in downtown DC doing nothing other than
> > browsing FFU all day. It's not like taking the
> > metro isn't cool or anything - you shouldn't be
> > ashamed. And so what if you're the classic
> > stereotypical government employee who does
> > absolutely nothing and doesn't get fired
> because
> > it's almost impossible to fire someone in the
> > government? I think it's something to be proud
> of.
> > You've clearly made it in life. :-)
> >
> > So rather than posting exactly which agency you
> > work for - which has now been confirmed by 2
> > people and which you would only deny anyway -
> how
> > about you just keep squirming to convince some
> > Vienna dude that Falls Church is awesome and
> that
> > you're in Florida? Then I'll keep posting here
> and
> > there to rile you up further. (Maybe you'll
> even
> > try to ignore me again and we'll see if you can
> > last longer than a week this time.) All this
> anger
> > from you isn't healthy, but it sure is amusing
> for
> > the rest of us. :-)
>
>
> Wow, Arnold, three whole paragraphs. For
> something that "no one cares about," you seem
> pretty invested in the topic. If you think I'm
> anything but amused at watching you try save face
> here, you'd be mistaken. Then again, you've been
> mistaken this whole time which is why you're too
> much of a pussy to back up your assertions.
> Posting from my phone? Was it (gasp) my government
> phone?!?! Do tell!
>
> So, you came back from your prescribed 59 and a
> half minute lunch and stewed on this topic all
> afternoon and this is what you came up with? How
> about you take off the panties, grow a set, and
> act like a man for once. Unless you've discovered
> I work for some super small agency that employs
> less than ten people, I'm fairly certain my
> anonymity will be intact after you post your
> findings. Post the agency and the first for or
> five numbers of the IP address. You've got my
> blessing! Oh, and for shits and giggles post all
> the numbers before the second "." in the IP
> address of this post. I'll even give you a hint
> -it's four digits.


Pretending to have somebody's IP address is bullshit that 14 year olds try.

Everybody here who's not a functional idiot knows that he's full of shit.

OK so that leaves out the Vienna Asshole... Everyone else.

lol

what is this 4chan? Wrote:
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> Pretending to have somebody's IP address is
> bullshit that 14 year olds try.

99.9% of the time, yes. But here on FFU, IP acquisition is possible. That's why idiots like eesh have gone to jail for revealing the identities of posters here and then harassing them (either themselves, or encouraging others to do the harassing). Try using your head. How else do you think these outings could have possibly occurred? Magic?

In Fanboi's case, I've had his number for years. And he knows it, which is why you see him fighting so desperately (and with such anger) against my assertions. I've told him countless times when he's posting from home, from work, from his phone (Samsung Galaxy), from his tablet (used to also be some Samsung POS, not sure now). One time he got so flustered with me ID'ing his phone that he started posting from a Blackberry (work phone, presumably) to try and fool me. :-)

I've also told him he works in downtown DC for the federal (not DoD) government, but I won't get more specific because there's no need - he knows I know, and that's all that matters. I have no interest in outing anybody or proving anything. As you can clearly see, I don't have to reveal anything more - I'm already driving him insane with every mention of it. He literally sits at work all day and posts here, obsessively clicking 'refresh' every 2 minutes to see new content. I wish I was exaggerating.

But what's important for now is that he ain't in Florida. And having to make up vacations clearly indicates a high level of dissatisfaction with his (real) life. :-(

^^^^ what a long winded answer that translates to "yeah, you got me." Keep in mind that Kilton just yesterday accused the poster who he responded to of being just a few. If he could do all he claims above, would he make such a rookie mistake? Also, ask yourself this question. Do you know a single person that owns a Samsung tablet? Conclusion: a pile of BS.

Kilton has you pegged :)

^Kilton post. Even forgot to omit smiley. Too funny.

FFXU top detective Wrote:
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>

Aww, what a short-winded answer that translates to "Dang, I can't refute any of that! :-("

> Keep in mind that Kilton just yesterday accused the
> poster who he responded to of being just a few.

Right, I've been responding multiple personas of a loser from Falls Church this entire thread. What's your point exactly?

> Do you know a single person that owns a Samsung tablet?

This is what made it so amusing. :-) You'd have to be an idiot to buy one of those things. KnowwhatImean?

Why so Blue? Wrote:
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> Kilton has you pegged :)

True that! Are you as surprised as I am to hear that Fanboi thinks you're me? :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> what is this 4chan? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pretending to have somebody's IP address is
> > bullshit that 14 year olds try.
>
> 99.9% of the time, yes. But here on FFU, IP
> acquisition is possible. That's why idiots like
> eesh have gone to jail for revealing the
> identities of posters here and then harassing them
> (either themselves, or encouraging others to do
> the harassing). Try using your head. How else do
> you think these outings could have possibly
> occurred? Magic?
>
> In Fanboi's case, I've had his number for years.
> And he knows it, which is why you see him fighting
> so desperately (and with such anger) against my
> assertions. I've told him countless times when
> he's posting from home, from work, from his phone
> blah blah blah blah blah...


Same lame bullshit that every 14 yr old 'l33t haX0r' bullshitter tries. lol

C'mon Kilton, you're not playing with noobs here. We all know that you're full of shit. You know that you're full of shit. Only 'IP Guy' aka the 'Vienna Asshole...' is dumb enough to fall for that kind of crap and even he knows because he was the one who tried to pull this stupid shit with one of his usual idiotic sock puppet posts to begin with. Neither one of you dumbshits claiming xray IP superpowers can even tell different posters apart. 'Teehee'

Step up your game. You're a better troll than this weak shit.

And at last I've arrived in the Emerald City -- crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest. Hopped the ferry over to Bainbridge Island earlier for a lovely breakfast at the iconic Streamliner Diner. Not sure about plans for the rest of the day yet. There are so many exciting things to see and do here!
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The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> And at last I've arrived in the Emerald City --
> crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest. Hopped the
> ferry over to Bainbridge Island earlier for a
> lovely breakfast at the iconic Streamliner Diner.
> Not sure about plans for the rest of the day yet.
> There are so many exciting things to see and do
> here!
> .

How lame do you feel when you ask someone to send you a photo of their local newspaper? What do you tell them it is for? I'd be too embarrassed to do,something like that.

You've yet to provide us with credible pictures from spring training games though. The one from your "contacts" was clearly a lie.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> PS. Isn't Locust Street beautiful with all the
> trees in bloom?

Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a nice pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along Locust?
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curious cat Wrote:
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> How lame do you feel when you ask someone to send
> you a photo of their local newspaper? What do you
> tell them it is for? I'd be too embarrassed to
> do,something like that.

Laughter is good for the soul.

> You've yet to provide us with credible pictures
> from spring training games though. The one from
> your "contacts" was clearly a lie.

Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of the point. Well, that and the facts of his painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna or the internet to acquire any sort of decent coffee, and of course failure to know what was at 105 West Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in 1997.

just a few Wrote:
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> Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a nice
> pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front
> walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along
> Locust?

I don't think so. I'm aware of some blooming idiots in Falls Church though...

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a
> nice
> > pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front
> > walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along
> > Locust?
>
> I don't think so. I'm aware of some blooming
> idiots in Falls Church though...


Not likely ad people in Falls Church are more likely to hold a college or advanced degree than some rube in Vienna.

Oh, and a true Nats fan would be on his way to the park at this hour if he was in the area...

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Not sure about Locust Street, but I snapped a
> nice
> > pic of a hibiscus in full bloom along the front
> > walk this morning. Any if those in bloom along
> > Locust?
>
> I don't think so. I'm aware of some blooming
> idiots in Falls Church though...

You can get a Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse, the pinnacle of Vienna cuisine.

nGMXk

just a few Wrote:
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> Not likely ad people in Falls Church are more likely to hold
> a college or advanced degree than some rube in Vienna.

Must all be tech school and NVCC people, given how much lower the median household income is in Falls Church City as opposed to almost everywhere else in the area.

> Oh, and a true Nats fan would be on his way to the park at this
> hour if he was in the area...

As you would have no way of knowing, both the exhibition games versus the Twins are part of season ticket plans, but we'll be skipping both of them. Club-level seats were not open on Friday as it was all "festival seating". Not our style. Plus all this recent travel has been kind of tiring, and now we need to get ready to head off to Atlanta.

The Maple Avenue Restaurant Wrote:
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> You can get a Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse, the pinnacle
> of Vienna cuisine.

Outback is what it is, and one of the things that it is is too good for Falls Church. Arlington, yes. Vienna, yes. Falls Church, no. You guys do have Meat in a Box though. Did you know that the Falls Church City Chamber of Commerce website lists 21 eateries and caterers, but that 7 of them aren't even in Falls Church City at all? Wow! Just wow!

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
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> -----
> > Not likely ad people in Falls Church are more
> likely to hold
> > a college or advanced degree than some rube in
> Vienna.
>
> Must all be tech school and NVCC people,

Nah, not so much...

Falls Church
Bachelor's degree or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 74.4%
High school graduate or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 97.3% 

Vienna
Bachelor's degree or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 64.8% 
High school graduate or higher, percent of persons age 25+, 2009-2013 92.0% 

Certainly not the first or last time you'll be caught in a lie!

> As you would have no way of knowing, both the
> exhibition games versus the Twins are part of
> season ticket plans,

Of course I knew. It was the point of the statement.

> Not our style.

Your style is lying about places you've never been.

> Plus all this recent travel has been kind of
> tiring.

I imagine all that travel between the carport and your computer is tiring! LOL!

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> The Maple Avenue Restaurant Wrote:
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> > You can get a Bloomin' Onion at Outback
> Steakhouse, the pinnacle
> > of Vienna cuisine.
>
> Outback is what it is, and one of the things that
> it is is too good for Falls Church. Arlington,
> yes. Vienna, yes. Falls Church, no. You guys do
> have Meat in a Box though. Did you know that the
> Falls Church City Chamber of Commerce website
> lists 21 eateries and caterers, but that 7 of them
> aren't even in Falls Church City at all? Wow!
> Just wow!


We get it. You have been obsessed with "Meat in a Box" since watching Diner 30+ years ago. No doubt "Honey Pig" was your first girlfriend.

just a few Wrote:
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> Nah, not so much...

LOL! This shit just doesn't sink in too well with you "highly educated" Falls Church dumbfucks, does it? It's only been posted about 20 times, including twice already in this very thread. It's quite plain that you all went to waste-of-time schools and barely got out of those with podunk non-marketable degrees since...

According to Census Quick Facts, all of the following local areas have a higher median household income than what we all know and avoid as "The Decaying Shithole" ---

Ashburn, Brambleton, Cascades, Dranesville, Dunn Loring, Fairfax Station, Floris, Fort Hunt, Franklin Farms, Gainesville, Great Falls, Kings Park West, Kingstowne, Lake Barcroft, Linton Hall, Lowes Island, Mantua, McLean, Montclair, Mount Vernon, Newington, Oakton, Purcellville, South Riding, Vienna, and Wolf Trap.

> Of course I knew. It was the point of the statement.

No, you didn't know at all. All tickets to last night's game were in fact freebies. Outsiders may have had to make a $10 contribution to the Dream Foundation to get in, but season-ticket holders had passes loaded onto their Nats Plus cards automatically. Just like scallops and water-taxis, you don't know squat about season tickets. You don't have them and can't afford them. Meanwhile, I'll be attending 45-50 MLB games once again this season starting very soon. At this point, I don't want or need to see exhibition games against the Twins, even when the ticket cost is zero.

> Your style is lying about places you've never been.

Tell us again how many major league parks you've been to. Mere mention of Crosley Field and Connie Mack Stadium was enough for you to shit in your pauper's pants on that front. How many Florida parks have you been to? It hurts to be confronted with what a second-rate sorry-ass provincial you are, doesn't it.

> I imagine all that travel between the carport and
> your computer is tiring! LOL!

Just the strain of laughing at you this past week has been enough to tire a body out. What was at 105 West Broad Street before the Four P's again, by the way?
LOL!

rourke Wrote:
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> We get it. You have been obsessed with "Meat in a Box" since watching
> Diner 30+ years ago. No doubt "Honey Pig" was your first girlfriend.

Dude, Meat in a Box is one of the top-rated restaurants in Falls Church City. Not surprising really, given the level of the competition. Honey Pig is of course associated with the term Annandale, but it is known to be a spot favored by certain Falls Church assholes who frequently get their sorry asses bloodied here.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> rourke Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We get it. You have been obsessed with "Meat in
> a Box" since watching
> > Diner 30+ years ago. No doubt "Honey Pig" was
> your first girlfriend.
>
> Dude, Meat in a Box is one of the top-rated
> restaurants in Falls Church City. Not surprising
> really, given the level of the competition. Honey
> Pig is of course associated with the term
> Annandale, but it is known to be a spot favored by
> certain Falls Church assholes who frequently get
> their sorry asses bloodied here.


While narcissistic personality disorder might be correct, my money is on Asperger's. Everything goes over your head. It's as though you inhabit a parallel universe.

By the way, if you google "Diner" and "popcorn" you might understand the first reference. On second thought, perhaps you should have your personal assistant do it for you.

rourke Wrote:
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> While narcissistic personality disorder might be
> correct, my money is on Asperger's. Everything
> goes over your head. It's as though you inhabit a
> parallel universe.

> By the way, if you google "Diner" and "popcorn"
> you might understand the first reference. On
> second thought, perhaps you should have your
> personal assistant do it for you.

Must be one of those Falls Church "higher degree" types. Meat in a Box is the fucking name of the place. I could be wrong of course, but I rather doubt that it was named after any of your personal "greatest moments in cinema" peccadilloes. In any case, it regularly rates near the top among the sorry lot of what some people try to call restaurants in Falls Church. The place is a waste.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nah, not so much...
>
> LOL! This shit just doesn't sink in too well with
> you "highly educated" Falls Church dumbfucks, does
> it? It's only been posted about 20 times,
> including twice already in this very thread. It's
> quite plain that you all went to waste-of-time
> schools and barely got out of those with podunk
> non-marketable degrees.

Income is not an exact correlary to education. For instance Falls Church is home to numerous graduates of the distinguished Foreign Service School at Geogetown. As Govenment employees, they're not exactly raking in the big bucks. They care about their children's education. And while they are usually only here for a year or two at a time, they are great neighbors and friends. The folks in Vienna can have fun with their 35% if neighbors who couldn't even manage any degree let lone a marketable one!

> > Of course I knew. It was the point of the
> statement.
>
> No, you didn't know at all.

Of course I did. It was implied in the statement. Once agin, it went over your head until you had to Google it.


> Tell us again how many major league parks you've
> been to.

I never told you. Having trouble following along?


> Just the strain of laughing at you this past week
> has been enough to tire a body out.

More like crying with deep seated butthurt envy. So much butthurt, it's almost like someone shoved a bottle of Margaux up your ass sideways, Remember how that little picture got under your skin so bad? This latest round of pictures hurt you bad too!

just a few Wrote:
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>
> > Tell us again how many major league parks
> you've
> > been to.
>
> I never told you. Having trouble following
> along?
>

Wasn't Asshole... the one trying to impress us with the list of all of the parks that he Googled up?

Grandpa Alzheimer can't even keep his own bullshit straight anymore. lol

GJWLj Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > > Tell us again how many major league parks
> > you've
> > > been to.
> >
> > I never told you. Having trouble following
> > along?
> >
>
> Wasn't Asshole... the one trying to impress us
> with the list of all of the parks that he Googled
> up?
>
> Grandpa Alzheimer can't even keep his own bullshit
> straight anymore. lol


Yeah. He must be too busy learning how to trace IP addresses. Maybe Kilton can give him some pointers!

Im sorry guys, I don't know why I care so much. I guess I am just bored and lonely.

Yeah Dead Zone you seem to care a little to much about other peoples lives. But if your bored and have nothing better to do than troll Fairfax underground more power to you. I hope you make some friends in teh real world someday.

Gerrymanderer2 is a child fucker Wrote:
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> Yeah Dead Zone you seem to care a little to much
> about other peoples lives. But if your bored and
> have nothing better to do than troll Fairfax
> underground more power to you. I hope you make
> some friends in teh real world someday.


Lets all get together and and have a cookout. You and Dead Zone can make up and he can actually get some real world experience with people who aren't online.

Ill stop at the Organic Butcher this week.

The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
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> Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the
> whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of
> the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna or
> the internet to acquire any sort of decent coffee,
> and of course failure to know what was at 105 West
> Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> 1997.

LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week, Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the worst I've ever seen him. What began as starting this thread just to troll turned into obsessively acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned into obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which then morphed into going completely bonkers once I brought up the term "IP address". Much like what happened a few years back, a few revelations from me (just enough to convince him that I see his IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head to explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't my intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)

The real crime though is that the poor guy is so ashamed of his real life that he has to make up lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently denied even working in downtown DC. But since he knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2 hours until he remembers to deny it. :-) Instead, his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners go to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until the 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to go south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born loser!

Kilton Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the
> > whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of
> > the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> > painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna
> or
> > the internet to acquire any sort of decent
> coffee,
> > and of course failure to know what was at 105
> West
> > Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> > 1997.
>
> LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week,
> Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the worst
> I've ever seen him. What began as starting this
> thread just to troll turned into obsessively
> acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned into
> obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which
> then morphed into going completely bonkers once I
> brought up the term "IP address". Much like what
> happened a few years back, a few revelations from
> me (just enough to convince him that I see his
> IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head to
> explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't my
> intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)
>
> The real crime though is that the poor guy is so
> ashamed of his real life that he has to make up
> lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently
> denied even working in downtown DC. But since he
> knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even
> bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2
> hours until he remembers to deny it. :-) Instead,
> his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But
> rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners go
> to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until the
> 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to go
> south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born
> loser!


More likely because neither of you idiots with your mad IP skillz can manage to tell different posters apart. lmao

Kilton Wrote:
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> The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa the
> > whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind of
> > the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> > painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on Vienna
> or
> > the internet to acquire any sort of decent
> coffee,
> > and of course failure to know what was at 105
> West
> > Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> > 1997.
>
> LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week,
> Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the worst
> I've ever seen him. What began as starting this
> thread just to troll turned into obsessively
> acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned into
> obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which
> then morphed into going completely bonkers once I
> brought up the term "IP address". Much like what
> happened a few years back, a few revelations from
> me (just enough to convince him that I see his
> IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head to
> explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't my
> intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)
>
> The real crime though is that the poor guy is so
> ashamed of his real life that he has to make up
> lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently
> denied even working in downtown DC. But since he
> knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even
> bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2
> hours until he remembers to deny it. :-) Instead,
> his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But
> rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners go
> to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until the
> 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to go
> south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born
> loser!


Wow, this might be your biggest crock of shit yet. All this to save face, Arnold? It's patently obvious you can't track IP addresses. A couple of my posts last week were so identifiably Florida, you'd have to be a complete moron not to recognize it as being from Florida.

You're going to end up writing a treatise here trying to convince people that your some sort of mad hacker. At the end of the day, everyone knows you're full of shit.

Oh, and while you're tracing the IP addresses of my posts, go back to January and track the ones from FL then. Yes, I'm that much of a winner and you're that much of a loser.

When's the novel on my life coming out? You seem very entrenched in the topic. Some might say obsessed.

uwUJC Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The true real Actual Dead zone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Moron. Just like Fanboi, I've been in NoVa
> the
> > > whole time. Only I've said so. That's kind
> of
> > > the point. Well, that and the facts of his
> > > painful lifestyle deficits, reliance on
> Vienna
> > or
> > > the internet to acquire any sort of decent
> > coffee,
> > > and of course failure to know what was at 105
> > West
> > > Broad Street before the Four P's sprang up in
> > > 1997.
> >
> > LOL. Sometime around the middle of last week,
> > Fanboi went into overdrive. It might be the
> worst
> > I've ever seen him. What began as starting this
> > thread just to troll turned into obsessively
> > acting like Falls Church is cool, then turned
> into
> > obsessively pretending he was in Florida, which
> > then morphed into going completely bonkers once
> I
> > brought up the term "IP address". Much like
> what
> > happened a few years back, a few revelations
> from
> > me (just enough to convince him that I see his
> > IPs, but nothing more) nearly caused his head
> to
> > explode with anger. Since obviously this wasn't
> my
> > intent at all, I feel kind of bad about it. :-)
> >
> > The real crime though is that the poor guy is
> so
> > ashamed of his real life that he has to make up
> > lie after lie. Back in the day he vehemently
> > denied even working in downtown DC. But since
> he
> > knows I know, you'll note that he hasn't even
> > bothered to deny it in this thread. (T minus 2
> > hours until he remembers to deny it. :-)
> Instead,
> > his focus was on a fantasy trip to Florida. But
> > rather than doing it 2 months ago when winners
> go
> > to Florida to escape the snow, he waits until
> the
> > 4th warmest March in DC history to pretend to
> go
> > south. LOL. Once a born loser, always a born
> > loser!
>
>
> More likely because neither of you idiots with
> your mad IP skillz can manage to tell different
> posters apart. lmao


Don't worry, Arnold will still try and convince others that it's all the same person posting and he knows their IP address. On my last day in FL, we stayed at a nice resort. They were setting up for an expo this week. I thought Kilton might find it interesting. Funny thing, I didn't see a panel on Kilton's mad Fairfax Underground IP tracking skills. Guess he didn't make the cut!
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just a few Wrote:
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> Wow, this might be your biggest crock of shit yet.
> All this to save face, Arnold?

Translation: "You got me again, Kilton! Sigh. As I sit in beautiful downtown DC at my loser job that I take the metro to, I just can't help but wonder what it's all for. Why have I spent the last 2 weeks on FFU desperately trying to convince the zero other people still following this thread that I was in Florida, even to the point of posting to myself under different names? Why can't I just accept and be happy with my life as it is? There's nothing wrong with sitting at work all day reading FFU. That's what FFU was invented for!"

Completely agree my man. There are four things about losers that will forever stand the test of time:

1) They use Samsung phones
2) They use Samsung tablets
3) They've posted to FFU from their phone more than zero times
4) They take the metro to downtown DC for work, due to having no other options :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow, this might be your biggest crock of shit
> yet.
> > All this to save face, Arnold?
>
> Translation:

You can post all the lame translations you want, but these simple facts remain:

1) You can't trace anyone's IP address (if you could, you'd know without doubt how long I was in FL).
2) You can't even discern when multiple people are posting.
3) You suck at lying. Nobody believes you.
4) You're very obsessed with me.

Oh, and are you sure I take the Metro? Maybe I sit in traffic all day. Which is it? What do you want to pretend it is today.

Yes, we're all laughing at you!

just a few Wrote:
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>
> Don't worry, Arnold will still try and convince
> others that it's all the same person posting and
> he knows their IP address. On my last day in FL,
> we stayed at a nice resort. They were setting up
> for an expo this week. I thought Kilton might
> find it interesting. Funny thing, I didn't see a
> panel on Kilton's mad Fairfax Underground IP
> tracking skills. Guess he didn't make the cut!


Well, they did have the presentation on Amateur Hour.

That pretty much covers it.

lol

just a few Wrote:
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> (Another angry response lying about his born-loser life)

Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to work today:



Looks comfortable!

BTW, your multiple names sure do respond quickly. It's almost as if you sit here all day or something, with nothing else to do. Slow times in the cube? :-)

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > (Another angry response lying about his
> born-loser life)
>
> Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to
> work today:
>
> src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/common
> s/2/27/Navy_Yard_Metro_station_-_baseball_crowd.jp
> g">
>
> Looks comfortable!
>
> BTW, your multiple names sure do respond quickly.
> It's almost as if you sit here all day or
> something, with nothing else to do. Slow times in
> the cube? :-)


Learn how to resize your pics noob.

Kilton Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > (Another angry response lying about his
> born-loser life)

Angry? Lying? The fact that you can't address the post lets us know how close it is to the mark. You've become a laughing stock! Can't you see you're the butt of everyone's joke here?

You're the only angry one here and it's hilarious. You've been totally taken off your troll game and are floundering around in a shit pool of lies.

The fact that you can't differentiate between posters is frustrating the hell out of you.

> Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to
> work today:

Now I live at the Navy Yard? You're grasping, Arnold. Are you sure I don't sit and stew in traffic to get to my "downtown" job?
>
> BTW, your multiple names sure do respond quickly.
> It's almost as if you sit here all day or
> something, with nothing else to do.

Additional proof positive you don't have the ability to track IP addresses. You're really flailing and failing here.

> Slow times in
> the cube? :-)

It must be. You've been stewing about this all day. You couldn't wait to get back from your allowed 59 and a half minute lunch to post this. Make sure the boss man isn't looking over your shoulder. If you ole this job, you'd have nothing to distract you from thinking about me all day and night!

Speaking of Amateur Hour... Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > just a few Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > (Another angry response lying about his
> > born-loser life)
> >
> > Hey, I just saw a picture of you on the way to
> > work today:
> >
> > >
> src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/common
>
> >
> s/2/27/Navy_Yard_Metro_station_-_baseball_crowd.jp
>
> > g">
> >
> > Looks comfortable!
> >
> > BTW, your multiple names sure do respond
> quickly.
> > It's almost as if you sit here all day or
> > something, with nothing else to do. Slow times
> in
> > the cube? :-)
>
>
> Learn how to resize your pics noob.

+ 1

You'd think some badass IP tracker would know how to resize a pic!

nkxk9 Wrote:
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> just a few Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Don't worry, Arnold will still try and convince
> > others that it's all the same person posting
> and
> > he knows their IP address. On my last day in
> FL,
> > we stayed at a nice resort. They were setting
> up
> > for an expo this week. I thought Kilton might
> > find it interesting. Funny thing, I didn't see
> a
> > panel on Kilton's mad Fairfax Underground IP
> > tracking skills. Guess he didn't make the cut!
>
>
> Well, they did have the presentation on Amateur
> Hour.
>
> That pretty much covers it.
>
> lol

Kilton certainly defines Amateur Hour. Although,I'm not sure how much of an advanced persistent threat he is. He's pathetic, but harmless.

More like an advanced persistent troll or even turd.

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