side street driver Wrote:
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> Fairfax to Tyson's on a,recent trip:
> Chain Bridge Rd. to Courthouse to Ware to Kingsley
> to Park to Cedar to Gallows over the Gallows
> Branch bridge and in the garage 7 minutes before
> the predicted time had I used Maple.
> Eat it, asshole.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Doubling down on TOTALLY STUPID? What a fucking moron! Like the unbelievable asshole that you are, you have previously testified that this little jaunt of yours occurred in the afternoon-evening. Backups on 123-N famously occur in the MORNING, which of course comes at a much earlier point in the day. Your pleas that uncommon events can create backups anywhere and at any time only serve to underscore how obliviously and weakly stupid your original post actually was. In anything like typical afternoon/evening conditions, you could have sailed right down 123 to Tysons without all the idiotic time- and fuel-wasting gyrations that you apparently were dumb enough to engage in.
And if your senseless paranoia had been so severe as to lead you into inane efforts to bypass 123-N at such a time of day, the Courthouse to Ware to Kingsley to Park portion would have been a complete waste of time. You copied that in from your childish discoveries on google-maps just to make it appear as if you were cleverly using some time-saving "cut-through". In fact, a sane person would simply have used Nutley to reach Lee Highway and then turned onto Cedar Lane. All of that is against the prevailing traffic flow in the afternoon, and hence it moves at a speed limit pace or better.
It might however have been dumb to use Park Street or Cedar Lane at all at such hours. Backups at Cunningham Park Elementary School and Thoreau Middle School can be an absolute nightmare to through traffic before, during, and after school lets out. Make a note for future reference. At those sensitive times, some flavor of Lee Highway to Gallows will always be a better choice.
> Yup. You've proven that with every post.
You fell into to a burning ring of fire. You went down, down, down, and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.
Burn baby, burn!
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