20 an hour Wrote:
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> Working his booty in a motel 6, he would do great.
HENRICO'S FINEST MAGISTRATE
(scratching not-recently-shaved chin)
Hmmmm... Let's see here.
On the one hand, we've got
some 1,300 posts by "eesh" harassing
Meade Skelton, and on 'tother, we've got -- what was that number
again, Mike? Ah, yes.
And on 'tother, we've got 22 posts that criticize "eesh" for stalking
and other "sociopathic" activities which he admitted, and indeed
boasted of engaging in.
--Eh, what? Oh, yes! I almost forgot! And, in addition, one animated
gift. Eh, what's that?
Gif..?! Is that how you say it, Mike?
(shakes head)
Hmmph. Funny word. Never heard of such a thing.
Anywho, one animated...
gif... that purports to show Mr. Basl engaged
in a lewd and/or obscene dance. ...Turrible... just turrible...
Which posts Mr. Basl is convinced were made by Meade Skelton,
although none of the posts was actually known to have been made
by that scoundrel, er, I mean by or under the name of Mr. Skelton.
Given the overwhelming abundance of evidence of Mr. Skelton's
harassment of Mr. Basl, I conclude that the scales of justice tilt heavily in
favor of Mr. Basl, and find probable cause to arrest Meade Skelton for
harassing an innocent citizen of this Commonwealth.
...
There!
He signs the warrant with a flourish, hands it to Basl.
HENRICO'S FINEST MAGISTRATE
Good luck catching this scoundrel, Mike. It's just
turrible the way he's
been harassing you!
"EESH"
Oh,
thank you, your Honor! You can't imagine the
terrible stress I've
been under as a result of this campaign of harassment. Indeed, I'm
in fear of my life!