sheesh!!!!! Wrote:
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> Meat Eater Wrote:
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> > Come to think of it, a comedy involving meat truck
> > salesmen could be pretty amusing.
> >
> > Imagine two guys - say, an aspiring musician and a
> > computer/database programmer - are forced by the
> > bad economy to seek employment, and decide to
> > start their own meat truck business. Hilarity
> > ensues as our two lovable misfits encounter one
> > debacle after another: competing with other meat
> > salesmen, getting locked in the back of the truck,
> > arrested for not having permits, etc, etc.
>
>
> ...then they could meet this androgynous character
> who ends up falling for and stalking the musician
> after falling for his love song serenades and ends
> up trying to cut his 'meat' because of unrequited
> love.
Of course, you could do a horror and/or black comedy version, in which they start out with a mortuary hook-up, until their strangely delicious meat proves so popular among the good folks of Fairfax that they have to take more proactive measures to supplement their dwindling inventory... including setting up oil slicks at key spots on the road for Spandex-clad cyclists, inviting a certain Richmond-based singer-songer writer to perform a gig in an abandoned warehouse, and luring Officer Friendly down a dark alley which becomes his own personal abattoir...
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