....... Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The inconsiderate cunt who brings her mentally > retarded son to the movie, and doesn't take him > outside when he begins to grunt and yell > uncontrollably. The best was when I went to see Ted and some mom came in with her kids thinking that because there's a teddy bear on the poster it's a kids' movie. Watchin
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Back in the 90s I went to see Pulp Fiction maybe the second weekend it was out. The place was packed. Behind me some fat kid who had obviously seen it 6 times already was muttering all the lines right before they said them on screen.
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Ticks and tick-born disease will be mankind's undoing. Not climate change, not nuclear war, not overpopulation. Ticks.
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New Amazon deliveryman: Your package is here.
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Kick the nearest beehive or hornet nest and video the results.
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He's not a virgin, now. He's takin' Satan's thorned cock up the ass, being used as a condom while being shoved headfirst up Hitler's ass for all eternity. And that's just for driving a Beemer. Who knows what he gets for mass murder!
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Blues Artists of the Early 1900s Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Name one original song NOT rooted in nigger blues > by Led Zeppelin that was "epic"...What? "Hats Off > to Roy Harper"? Oh...now THERE'S a gem. There's no need for racism in this thread.
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We need Homeland Security to determine who all the virgins are out there and put them on the no-fly list.
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Blip on the Radar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "This is the work of a madman". No, it isn't. This > is the work of a spoiled brat who takes out his > anger at women by killing them. People like this > used to seeth in silence. But not anymore! Now > they have access to semi-automatic weapons to > prove that they are the "alpha male" (his words
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Audrey Hepburn
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Poopsterbate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BMW owner........figures Yup. Fits in with the rest of the profile.
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Blues Artists of the Early 1900s Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > tomahawk Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Blues Artists of the Early 1900s Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Every Led Zeppelin song. > > > > > > ...is
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Blues Artists of the Early 1900s Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Every Led Zeppelin song. ...is awesome. And an improvement over the old blues tunes Page stole.
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Ralph Pootawn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Disturbed has a shitty cover of Genesis' Land of > Confusion. I think Disturbed does an 80s cover on every album. Their first album had a cover of Shour by Tears for Fears, which I kind of liked. Disturbed got old quick, though.
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Five Finger Death Punch did a shitass cover of Bad Company's song "Bad Company". Totally mangled it. These modern "heavy" bands remind me of the shitty hair rock bands of the 80s. Overproduced, vocals yelling but with no emotional impact, and no riffing to speak of, just a bunch of blast beats. Boring as shit. And FFDP is among the worst offenders, along with Volbeat and Avenged Sevenfold.
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Sure thing Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have a feeling this was compiled using the same > science that climate alarmists use. It's bullshit.
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Gotta love a good Pink Floyd cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0
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Hatemotor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A few thoughts,,, > > 1) What the hell would you do with this thing? > > 2) When the rider invariably falls off, does the > "bike" fly on, or does it stop and crash? > > 3) How long before some idiot crashes into parked > cars when flying it in the neighborhood, which > brings up #2 again.
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Because Philip Seymour Hoffman died, and the media-types loved him, so now you are now supposed to care about heroin all of the sudden, too. It's one of those things we're supposed to "do something" about, like poverty and saving panda bears.
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Ironically, the presence of so many stupid people would seem to help their case for rejecting Darwin's theories. Religion LOL!
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Did they let him finish or were they dicks about it?
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bubs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How small does your penis need to be when you > think you need a gun at Chipotle? Starbucks? > Church? Look at the pic in the link. Definitely a > group of guys who are into each other which is > good since they will never be able to get a woman. This is a discussion about guns and politics, and you want to talk
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Is her dad Gene Simmons?
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Why would you acknowledge the arbitrary power of some government bureaucrat to label something a terrorist group in the first place?
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Now when's he going to prosecute the NSA for doing exactly the same thing...
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LOL love it. Someone needs to take this video, stick it on some CDs, and sell those on the street in front of the place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk
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I understand what you're saying, Wing, but don't we already enough "love the military" days in this country? Even days that aren't supposed to have anything to do with the military, like 4th of July and even Superbowl Sunday are now "wave the flag and remember the troops" days. I think we need a holiday reset in America. One love the military day per year, and no more History Months. While we
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I call bullshit. The man in that first photo has pants on.
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