lost soul Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hear you Sally. Thank you! You're welcome! > And no, I am not a troll, but I am a naieve broad > who has learned her lesson. Oh boy I learned my > lesson. I'm tallying up what I spent so far and I > could have went on a nice cruise.... A cruise? Day 1: You get on the boat and have a rum drink.
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Chcjjvk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The guy is a loser. I was out of work for 11 > months and I promised her day one that her > lifestyle wouldn't change one bit and I kept that > promise. I paid All the bills I paid while fully > employed, including the mortgage. That promise > included a new German luxury car for her while > unemploye
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I don't bother people LOL, that isn't my game plan, or even slightly close to my personality, ask anyone, if you need confirmation. When I traveled here in 2010 and needed a man, I found HarryTuttle. He showed me around and OMG stuff happened, private stuff. It was fun, with a capital F, but dating a fairfaxedunderground.com poster was like having a giant spotlight on your private parts, lol.
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lost soul Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What say you, FFU? Wait it out? Move on? I just > don't want to waste any more of my youth- I > already wasted it on losers and I'm afraid it > might happen again. :( Honey, you a fool, with a capital F. Dump that man faster than you'd dump a bag of dog shit. If the loser starts stalkin you, get a big dog
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I don't sell sea shells or giant toilet plungers. I sell home made Machetes. (with a capital M, LOL) And, I yodel.
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When Harry Met Sally Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sally Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up > a > > man faster than green grass through a goose. > I'd > > round up the rabble-rouses lickity split. > > > Shut your hole and wash the dish
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good god Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sally Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up > a > > man faster than green grass through a goose. > I'd > > round up the rabble-rouses lickity split. > > > ur annoying You're as useless as the “ay”
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OMG, I'd be a great moderator. I can lasso up a man faster than green grass through a goose. I'd round up the rabble-rouses lickity split.
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OMG, that was like a foreign language to me. exit nodes? LOL
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I totally believe that you're a woman. Are you being like sarcastic? Let's get > married and make babies. OMG, wow, YES! I'm ENGAGED. (ALL CAPS)
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I never have trouble picking up a signal, no matter where I am. Sometimes I get mixed signals but those I just ignore, if you know what I mean. LOL
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sally Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > MrMephisto Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > I skimmed through a couple entries on that > site. > > > > > Now I have to go
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I skimmed through a couple entries on that site. > Now I have to go take a shower. Same here. I was like OMG!
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I think it's all a big show, like set up and all. Anyways, I don't know about y'all but I'm tired of the whole gay shebang. And, while I'm on the subject of boring subjects what about those atheists? All they ever talk about is God. I mean, like, O.M.G., don't they have other thoughts in their heads? It's like BORING, with a capital B! Anyways, I need a man for a little makin' out under the mis
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Sally Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr. Misery Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > bloody blisters Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Mr. Misery Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- >
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Curious Jorge Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yagirll Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Bom jovi is so totally not dead right? > > > Please tell me you are really not from Venezuela Do they speak Mexican in Venezuela? Because, OMG, I think I've been there if they do.
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Mr. Misery Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bloody blisters Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Mr. Misery Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I'll shut it for you, bitch. > > > > > > there there, no need to get pissy. >
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone can change their writing style... You just > have to get into character.... > > Ask Sally about that... OMG, that's like a giant LOL, if you know what I mean. I miss ya, Harry, and your Kazoo, too... with a capital K.
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OH MY God. I havent been called that in years, its on account of my Long Legs, and all, since i really don't have much of a torso. But Uncle John didn't mind, if you know what I mean, he used to say, honey a torso is what you Make of it. (Thats with a capital "M") LOL Wheres Uncle John at? Wait, let me guess! 6 feet under? amiright or amiright? Can you yodel, ProVallone? Or do you sound lik
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knock, knock, where's everybody at. I go away for a few months and y'all go to bed early now, I mean like why? Not that I dont understand, I mean I was the only women with big... well never mind that. I think I'll take me a walk in some green grass and come back at y'all after i see what's going on yonder. OK? Let;s catch up, and I'm looking at you, mister.
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Gulligan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has Mr. Misery seen "A Thousand Clowns"? It seems > to me a good part of his dis-ease arises from the > invidious comparisons he makes between himself and > perceived "normal" people. From this vantage > point, it appears that happiness lies in closing > the gap; but this is of course an illusion as >
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MrMystery Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When Harry met Sally: the coming of age story of > eesh, a teenage transexual suffering from multiple > personality disorder. I like the Harry met Sally part. Can't we just leave it at that?
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themuse Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i wonder what sally has to say about all of this? Oh My God, I'm actually being asked what I think about something. When people hear that I'm a yodeler and wanted in two states, they usually dismiss me as some kind of lunatic. So, what do I, Sally, say about all this? I say it is completely Stupid. (that's with a
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Malted Milk Balls
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OMG, why were you banned, Cleo? Was it because you said you were 3 percent lesbian? That doesn't seem too extreme to me, not that I'm any percent lesbian, but 3 percent really isn't much... in the whole scheme of things, if you know what I mean.
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Conie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Harry Tuttle Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Absolutely no problems with kissing > afterward... > > > HAHAHA.... LOL Conie, but what's so funny? I'm missing the joke.
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sally is definitely not gay, although she > desperately wants to be... The sad truth is that > Sally was born with a condition called > heterosexuality... Even before her birth, she was > bound by genetics to a life of girl on guy > (sometimes on machete) action. > > You see, no matter how hard
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6X Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Conie Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Sally Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Conie Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > &
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Conie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Harry's your pimp Sally. Everyone knows that. LOL. Save the sour grapes, Conie. There are other Harrys on other message boards. Go find your own.
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Fiona Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cleo Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Fiona Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > Don't get your knickers in a bunch Grandpa. > > > that was Fake-eesh > > > > >
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