Business Guy Wrote:
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> The person you describe is a loser that should be
> flushed from your life like a nasty, festering,
> two-week old turd in a backed-up toilet that is
> stinking up the entire house.
>
> If you are capable of intelligent conversation,
> can blow people away with knowledgeable insight,
> demonstrate true wit, bust balls with the best of
> them, talk smack, hit back, gross people out,
> improvise, roll a doobie, chug beer, do shots,
> play golf/tennis, throw a
> football/frisbee/baseball, bend minds, turn people
> into emotional puddy, tell dirty jokes, fart or
> burp loudly, and are into long cool screwing in
> the outdoors- there are a million men that would
> be willing to bankroll 100% of everything you
> could ever possibly want or could ever possibly
> need.
>
> I'm physically fit.
> I'm tall, dark, handsome, and strong.
> I'm a trained killer, an avid hunter, fisherman,
> and outdoorsman.
> I'm mentally sound, emotionally stable,
> non-balding, and religiously-tolerant.
> I'm a self-made multi-millionaire gushing with
> sincere, heartfelt kindness.
> I love puppies, kittens, and retarded children.
> I change diapers.
> I am a good babysitter and kids love me.
> I'm politically Independent.
> I care about my integrity and credibility.
> I'm kind and sincere.
> I open doors for women, say Sir or Ma'am to
> everyone.
> I donate my personal time and money to charities.
> I write poetry and am into art.
> I sing and dance.
>
> There are millions of men like me that would die
> to smell your hair or whisper sweet nothings into
> your ear.
>
> Why are you wasting time with a turd?
lol, this is Meade right? Notice he didn't say how he was physically fit, betcha, this guy weighs 300+. Smell your hair? Fuck man, you need to get laid.
Call Master Dick some time, he's got what you need.
But avoid his little cubano cabana boy at all costs.