Gloria Banks, 703-244-9767. She's a Re/Max realtor.
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What do you expect? Most people under the age of 25 are drooling morons.
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chuckhoffmann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think I'm gonna start wearing a baseball cap, a > hoodie and sunglasses any time I go into a bank > from now on, just so's I can give the employees a > bit of a pucker when I walk in. Might as well get > some entertainment value for my five dollars. And you're going to get asked to either remove the
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poopstick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jdwalker Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've got the best way to elude the Fairfax > County > > Police.....don't do shit that's going to make > them > > want to chase you! > > > > Then you take away the need to elude them in > the >
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I've got the best way to elude the Fairfax County Police.....don't do shit that's going to make them want to chase you! Then you take away the need to elude them in the first place. Brilliant, no?
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Wait, I thought Vornado owned the entire Springfield Mall site...it doesn't? Who owns what there then? How did JC Penney even have 12 acres in the middle of the site to sell?
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Oh wait, there IS a law!!!!!! Va. Code Ann. § 33.1-373 (2005) provides that ny person who in any manner (i) paints, prints, places, puts or affixes any advertisement upon or to any rock, stone, tree, fence, stump, pole, mile-board, milestone, danger-sign, guide-sign, guidepost, highway sign, historical marker, building or other object lawfully within the limits of any highway or (ii) erects, p
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Bullshit, Cuffs, you were never a Marine.
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the 1st amendment doesn't cover littering someone else's county, little boy. STFU. I've been serving in our nation's military for more than 20 years, what have you ever done for anyone besides yourself?
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Not that it matters, but the candidate is Ron Speakman.
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Really? Are you twelve? Those signs are just a bunch of visual pollution anyway, and it's bad enough we have to put up with a metric shitload of them, but Loudon needs to stay the hell out of Fairfax!!! Go home, little boy.
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I want to know why someone running for sherriff of LOUDON County is being allowed to put their signs in the middle of the FAIRFAX County Parkway, just south of the intersection with Leesburg Pike/Harry Byrd Highway (Rt 7). That location is entirely within Fairfax County. There ought to be a law!
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Oh, so you have the exclusive right to a public street that my taxes go to maintain? Socialist!
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Which is exactly why I don't do that. If I can't enjoy the fruits of my own labors, why should someone else?
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You know....I'm an adult, I'm at work, and if I have a headache and want to step next door to the convenience store and buy some aspirin... or if I have it at home and I take a bottle with me in my pocket to work...guess what's going to happen: NOTHING! If work ever tried to come down on me for that, it would be a lawsuit waiting to happen. On top of that, I remember the one kid who got expell
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First of all, I call bullshit, because this was around 8:15pm yesterday evening. But even if it were true, why the hell would he make a left turn from the center lane instead of pulling over to the right? It makes him even more of an idiot.
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Who the hell makes a left turn from the CENTER lane?? The driver of the car with the abovementioned Virginia license plate, that's who. Last night, I was on Beulah Street, in the left turn lane trying to make a left on View Lane. That idiotic driver was in the CENTER lane, and CUT ME OFF....Not to make a left, but to make a U-Turn! Where'd you get your license, out of a crackerjack box?? Mor
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For anyone who claims "Heritage, not hate" and demands the right to inflict the Confederate flag on me, here's your heritage: On March 21, 1861, Confederate Vice President Alexander Stephens gave his famous Cornerstone Speech in Savannah, Georgia. In it he declared that slavery was the natural condition of blacks and the foundation of the Confederacy. He declared that, "Our new Government is fou
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Thanks Ms ProVallone... I already am a member, so that's not a factor. I'll check them out, and I'll go to the ADC store to see if I can get what I'm looking for.
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Translation: Palease is a cop himself or herself and resents actually having to be accountable to the citizenry, so comes on here to get away with acting like a power tripping dickhead.
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I thought about making a comment in this thread, but anything I could say has pretty much been covered. DUI accidents are preventable...just don't drive drunk. The kid should go away for life.
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Lloydster, you have no idea about the reason I want actual paper maps, so your speculation is unwarranted. If you've nothing to contribute, you need not speak up. Besides, One-way already gave me the answer I was looking for.
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One-Way, thank you. That's exactly what I was looking for, and it's right around the corner from where I work. Thank you.
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@Raptured: I don't want an online map, I want a map I can hold it my hands, and spread across a table. @justsayin: be quiet, fool, grownups are talking.
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Is there a place anywhere in the county I can go to buy all sorts of maps? There was a store in DC that dealt exclusively with maps, but it's closed now. I'm not talking about going to the local gas station or convenience store, either. I want a place that deals in maps as their main business.
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The idea that gay marriage should be outlawed because then people will marry a 'friend' of the same sex just for the benefits is idiotic and naive. There have been plenty of heterosexual couples who married each other solely for the benefits. They should do it like they do it in Europe: everyone has to have a civil ceremony, and that's open to both gay and straight. If you want a religious cer
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Kapugi is stupid. He tried to lowball Mark & Kris, despite the fact that they had the #1 rated morning show in their target demographic. Hot 99.5 was making advertising money hand over fist thanks to the Hot Morning Mess. Way to go, Booger! I can see why that's your nickname, because you have the IQ of one!
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Bite me, you ignorant, xenophobic bitch. My wife and I just celebrated our fifteenth anniversary. Are you going to try to ship her back too, because she's not a citizen? The law says people can immigrate and don't have to become citizens. My wife works and pays taxes. What's the big deal about the one piece of paper? You're an idiot.
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november.melody Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Some of my favorite places are: > > Oksaka in Springfield - right outside Springfield > Mall > Akasaka in Alexandria - off of South Van Dorn St. > > Matsui Sushi in Alexandria - Landsdowne Shoping > center on the corner of Beulah St and Telegraph > Rd. > Blue Ocean in Annandale I wh
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I did a search on VA code, and 46.2 starts at 100. What is 46.2-69?
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