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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Thank you President Biden. I wish I had bowels like yours. Today I will watch your speeches. Unfortunately a lot of bathroom time. Will hit pause on YouTube as I think you’re doing good!
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Fat people with bowel problems are angry. I’m old and a Biden supporter. Some Trump man decided to quarrel with me at Einstein bagels. I was kind knowing his problems started down below.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I made an honest error. I ate a couple Klondike bars. Ice cream blocks up my bowels.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Thank you President Biden. You have helped my bowels relax from a flare up. Your work with our American prisoner in Russia, plus work on anti gun legislation, we have the newest version of FDR. I wish he did fireside chats.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Watching abortion become illegal, and weapons of war legal, I’m not happy this week. I hope President Biden will put out an executive order immediately! My bowels hurt due to this.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Some of the treasonous treacherous Trumpers, are claiming their bowel problems, caused them to try to upturn the 2020 election. They lie about the election and their bowels. Such a bunch of crap. I will not use my colon for political purposes.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I’m tired of this forum having multiple threads of nonsense. Bowels should be pinned to the top. This is by far the most pressing issue here. We all have bowels. President Biden does, the idiot Donald Trump does, but let’s not forget bowels are bipartisan. What are we going to do to change our bowels?
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Everyone knows Cowboys owner has plastic surgery. Yet wonder if his bowels have been worked on. Dan Snyder might have bowel problems.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Redskins star quarterback retired Mark Rypien doesn’t have brain damage. There’s a lawsuit against him alleging violence. I would ask the judge to check his bowels. I think his IBS made this happen!
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
It’s early but 2024 will be here soon. Due to President Biden’s success and bowels, I will be supporting him. He’s the right man for this job.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I think my bowels have a tornado warning with them. Those winds were caused by Trump. President Biden stopped it and I am grateful.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
I strongly suspect, why President Biden took time to address the baby formula issue, was his bowel problems. It’s unfair to hurl insults at the president, for something the man can’t help.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
The anger from president Biden is due to his bowels. The war created by Putin is due to his bowels. We need to generate more awareness. This is why the world is so screwed up right now.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
The pictures don’t lie. Don Geronimo has to be eating fried chicken, pizzas, ice cream, donuts, and chocolate cakes. He is destroying his bowels from within. Please pray for his bowels, as those Twinkie fingers are leading to a absolute nightmare!
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Seeing his photos here, I think his bowels must be screaming. They must be like that pit in Star Wars. Just horrific as those Twinkie fingers and belly are a indicator of bowel abuse. Geez may God have grace on his bowels, as he’s not taking what the lord gave him.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
Watching the news, I wonder what the justices bowels are like. Feel free to discuss.
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1 year ago
Hambeast Onion
His defense secretary and state department secretary in Ukraine. Ukraine handling Russian aggression. Our jobless rate at 4%. Our economy in great shape. Banning ghost guns. Biden’s administration is wonderful and it’s nice having a normal individual with good bowels at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave again.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Did you know your bowels are the #1 indicator of your relative health? Guess I’m in bad shape, as my bowels deliver nothing but pain.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Thinking Vladimir might have leaky gut bowel problems. President Biden doesn’t. His bowels are strong and I’m proud of his performance as Russia tries to disembowel Ukraine. Putins butt problems don’t mean others with bowel issues are vicious like he is.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Bowel Biden has done it. His bowels are excellent. I’m so glad he’s our president. He is a great person and God bless him his bowels and the USA!
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Putins bowels are why this war is going on. No doubt about it.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Watching him shift during his angry speech, Putins bowel problems are responsible for Ukraine. I hope President Biden kicks his ass.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
We are so lucky. Our president has the best bowels ever. I’m so glad he’s our president!
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
I made a bad decision at McDonald’s. My bowels will pay for it. Their chicken nuggets are tasty. Yet this is going to hurt.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Falafel and other healthy items shouldn’t do this. Yet it tore my bowels apart. My bowels are ripped. I am tired of my bowel problems.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Who’s resolutions involve their bowels? I wish you and your bowels a happy 22!
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
While alive, which one had the best set? Discuss.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
Our bowels hurt. A lot of us. Please be kind to your older relatives during the holidays or anyone with IBS. This is a tough time of year.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
The ham and sides will be in the fridge soon. I dread Christmas as my bowels are punished.
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2 years ago
Hambeast Onion
In honor of Senator Dole, I’m going to file a ADA suit against the person interfering with our thread on bowel issues. It is a disability and you need to give us basic respect.
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