Yeah, me too, my tips have gone up a lot since I read this crap. But, having been a waiter, I know these pricks exist. It's normally non- or marginally-educated people, who have no concept of the Social Contract and common decency, who don't tip as a matter of practice and "principle".
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I love how you are essentially asking "does anyone know where my unnamed husband is?" How can we help if you won't tell us the name? Do much logic? You obviously don't love this person very much if you were too lazy to do a simple search for "federal inmate location" on google, which brings up this link first: http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/LocateInmate.jsp
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I have to say, I thought the guy was white so I would say light-skinned is consistent. But, I didn't get a good look at his build.
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he already has a nicer bucket, it's got rims on the wheels
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I've managed to go almost the entire time vince has posted here without reading his crap... it's pretty easy to scroll past it. Why bother arguing with a moron? Don't engage him.
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Killing some people accomplishes that too, mr m
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she'd never go for the chain around her neck but otherwise, typical Sunday afternoon at the Stidman abode.
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There will always be douchebags who justify being cheapskates and not tipping. These are the same folks who try to sell every knick-knack and worn-out thing they own on craigslist or ebay, instead of giving it away or tossing it. Gotta get that dime.
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I love how I answered the question and that wasn't good enough
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near the trash station in fair oaks there is one across the street at the gas station, the name of which eludes me right now. That same chain has a station at Stone rd and rt29 in centreville that has one.
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I like the name 'Como Se Llamas' for a cat
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Usually at this point I chime in with advice on how to have sexual relations with the corpse of the "victim". Remember.... crucifixion can be your friend!
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I hope that Skyler kid is giving head to a gang of overweight convicts right now.
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a monkey can admin sharepoint, you need a class? weak.
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5-htp helped me lose weight, that stuff kills your appetite.
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I saw the victim laying there in a a pool of blood... be glad you missed it dude. It was not good. I was northbound.
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Wait, I just re-read the story... they have the time wrong by an hour, easy.
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Pedestrian Killed Crossing Route 1 in Fairfax By Allison Klein Washington Post Staff Writer Tuesday, October 6, 2009; 12:10 PM A 44-year-old pedestrian was hit by a car and killed Monday while crossing Richmond Highway at Backlick Road, Fairfax County police said. James Griffith, who did not have a fixed address, was crossing against the green traffic signal and outside of the crosswalk abou
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Any of you scanner-listeners hear about a dead body over at rt 1 and backlick on the 5th around 10pm?
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I'm gonna have to break with the pack... scars and all, I think she looks downright hot in that pic. Love the bit tits.
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A man who is now in my extended family believes saffire was part of a huge right-wing conspiracy against him.... makes for some fun reading.
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Genevieve can maybe confirm if she heard the same thing or not....
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Jake gave horrible blowjobs... I heard it from some elementary school kids one day.
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I hate white women.
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I have hung with Luke several times... I know these things about him also but damn, you also know as well as I do he's the first to talk about personal responsibility and owning your actions. People who blindly defend dangerous criminal behavior make me as sick as this board makes you. And as far as hands being clean... it's perfectly fine to pass judgement on his behavior. he robbed a 7-11 tw
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Stafford is running for his life every play... this team should be no problem.
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ow wow that's where it was? Right up the street. glad I left off my usual friday visit to the cvs there....
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Mariella, you could not have come off as more of a self-righteous twat if you had tried. I hope you die in a fiery car crash, soon.
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He was definitely aware of the law, or is just a total moron that shouldn't be on the road due to lack of attention. They pound it into the kids in the driver ed classes now. He will get driver ed and will lose his license the next time he does that or anything else before he is 19. Did they have PC to pull you over to begin with? I don't think the cops can just suspect you of being young an
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I get free hd directv via my company. literally cannot beat that deal.
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