Those long legs would work nicely wrapped around my neck. Meanwhile, Google search made me giggle.
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What is it with you folks and the ginormo-boobs? Ideal boob size is as follows: Big enough to titfuck, but small enough to shoot a load on her face when you're done, while still nestled between them. Some of these tits even John Holmes would get lost in.
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I can't put my finger on it (or in it), but something about her screams "crazy."
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A little flappage can be a wonderful thing, but that kind of uncontrolled growth, I don't know, I'd get that checked out for cancer or something. Might be some sort of external flap-tumor.
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http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/virginia/woman-seriously-injured-after-struck-by-car-on-lee-highway/315487360
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I'm kind of with you there. There are too many fucking people, and way too many of them are stupid.
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I bet they're decent, church-going ladies.
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Just for those 1 or 2 who may be actually interested in this factoid, boats larger than 26' can be federally documented in lieu of state registration. This avoids some taxes paid upon registration. Federally documented boats are also exempt from displaying state markings with shitty home depot lettering, although they have their own marking requirements which (name and hailing port with a minimu
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Take your pick.
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Polonium hemorrhage?
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"prodacall"? get off the pipe and you won't test positive.
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Probably belongs to someone who lives just upstream. Reported to DGIF, who passed it on to the conservation police. Either it'll find its rightful owner, or someone will be fined for littering. :)
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Boats can be state registered OR federally documented. This particular boat is state registered. As far as I know, the VA boat registration records are not public. The federal records, for federally-documented boats, are public and searchable. I was making a point that I wished the VA records were searchable, in which case I would have never bothered to post in this useless forum, I would have c
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I wonder how many will actually be able to prove their lineage of being owned by the Maryland Jesuits?
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Because I ran across the memorial wall there, asshat. Show me a place where I can track va boat registration numbers. I don't think that's public info the way federally-registered boats are.
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Found floating in Bull Run, just a little bit north of where Cara Lynn Golias killed herself. https://www.google.com/maps/place/38%C2%B046'36.5%22N+77%C2%B025'18.3%22W/@38.776794,-77.4223072,213m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d38.776793!4d-77.42176
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$10 says first documented abuser will be a FFXU regular.
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Dangerous monkeybars installed on crushed asbestos-laden rocks. Man, I miss childhood.
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ok I'll bite. btyb seems bigger and less happy. at least bustier. megan smiles a lot in the photos. whether that's real happiness or faking it for the camera, i don't really care. a smile can go a long way. they both have their cute moments. probably the biggest neg i can give either of them is their presence here.
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Ahhh, sweet nostalgia...
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A fave.
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Boy was this game ahead of its time.
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I remember putting this together as a kid. Mmmm, the smell of model glue...
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You are absolutely correct. When gun control becomes a national fix, rather than regional, problems like this will go away.
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I didn't even know 5-bedroom apartments existed.
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Saaas Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Atheism leads to mental illness (and possibly is a > mental illness) we can deduce this from all the > atheists online who have such irrational hatred > towards religious people. Their behavior online > gives us an insight into their mental health and > it clearly isn't healthy, we can deduce this with > t
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Wow, a useful thread on FFXU! And nobody's even used the N-word yet?
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WSH LAX Grain Real.. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If What Then Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Ok some claim milking prostate works. But is it > > multiple orgasm causer. Some say it causes > sperm > > to travel through anus > > > I like sperm in my anus the old fashioned way, hot
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Same amount of guys that watch lesbian porn (see other thread for details).
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A blowie is the most likely to be able to close your eyes and pretend it's ScarJo, the other two are just... too gay for me.
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