That's Todd Moore's Tesla.
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"Ugh... I'm having trouble squeezing my barrel chest into this car!"
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Here's another correction for Mike: Robert Mitchum was "barrel-chested". You're just fat.
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Don't drink the Kool-Aid Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anybody else put off by the TMOS crews' half-assed > apology-tour for being grossed out by the explicit > gay scenes in the hbo liberace movie? What's > wrong with being grossed out by deviant behavior. Mark Foley, Roy Cohn, J. Edgar Hoover, Ken Mehlman, Michele Bachmann's husband, Ted Haggard
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Please enlighten us. Which part of it made you laugh?
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That opening was a mess. Oscar tried to jump in but didn't know what was happening. Lipton is one of Mike's worse impressions. It just sounded like Mike's normal voice. They didn't even try to make it funny.
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From WebMD: “The problem with drinking alcohol during your pregnancy is that there is no amount that has been proven to be safe,” says Jacques Moritz, MD, director of gynecology at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York. Mike and his wife are stupid and careless. Caring for a healthy baby is hard enough but a child with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome would be a real deal-breaker.
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DwokkaDwokka Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Horseradish Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Last week, Mike described his wife's belly as > > "massive". > > Because nothing says "love" to a pregnant woman > like describing her as "massive." If that doesn't work, you can always throw luggage at
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Last week, Mike described his wife's belly as "massive".
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Also... can anyone make sense of Mike's odd complaints about the new Boy Scouts policy? The Scout leaders just voted to stop disqualifying kids because someone says they're gay. Mike seems to think that they're giving out merit badges for gay sex now.
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A little unintentional humor from Mike on Friday's TMOS: He read* an article from the Huffington Post about diminishing IQ scores. But his poor reading skills made me worry more about Mike as an individual than society as a whole. *For Mike, "show prep" is scanning the news and finding articles to read on the air. He learned that from G. Gordon Liddy. But he would never pre-read any text. Pre-re
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I'd prefer to see Buzz do his own podcast or radio show. No offense to anyone else but I think he deserves to be his own boss for a while.
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Buzz Fightyear Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The straw that broke the camels back is that Buzz > went to local media and admitted the Krewe was > never going to get rich from the Failcast. That > admission was a splash of cold water in the face > if the alternate reality LFF has created to > motivate himself, Chronic, Head and Passive La Paz &g
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It'sCarlySimonYouFk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Horseradish Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I listened to a little of today's show live. > Mike > > got Carly Simon and Carole King mixed up again. > > > Yea did you see how Robb, who absolutely KNEW Mike > got it wrong, played along to
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I listened to a little of today's show live. Mike got Carly Simon and Carole King mixed up again. Senility? Or is he just stupid?
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Some people are meant to be parents but O'Meara isn't. He still acts like a spoiled toddler. What is he now... 53? His daughters turned out okay because they were raised by his ex-wife and her new husband. Mike was barely even a part-time parent. After July, the largest conflict in the O'Meara house will be between the new baby and Mike, both demanding "Mommy's" full attention. Mike's going to
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And the iceberg will be that new baby.
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bobafeet Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Buzz was mailing it in lately...he read copy for a > mother's day commercial a week after mother's > day... I mean wtf. He is responsible for the copy > and he could not get that simple shit right that > mother's day was long past. Embarassing. Then he > reads blobbs copy for that dumb quench event and
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I think Mike knows that the show will be toxic waste without Buzz in the room providing the voice of reason. That's why he sounded so nervous and defensive when he made the announcement. Mike has been treating Buzz with contempt for at least two years now. Every time Mike stumbled over ad copy it was Buzz's fault for writing sentences that are hard to read. Mike looks like an asshole because
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I'm surprised Buzz stayed as long as he did. Why haven't Robb and Oscar left? It'll be a terrific podcast with O'Meara all alone, stewing in his own juices.
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I listened to it. It was great hearing Buzz finish a sentence without some fat guy interrupting him with a sound effect or a bad joke.
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Interesting... Mike screams like a baby about every little inconvenience but he rarely says a word after his site and his show suffer a total collapse like they did today. Marc must be doing everything he can to keep Mike in the dark. But isn't it ironic that Mike cares about all those little details (the sound quality in his headphones, the Amazon button, the position of the cameras) but see
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They don't call it the "Failcast" for nothin'.
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Mike described that boring, pointless interview he recorded with the food lady as "GREAT!" He said it twice. That fat idiot doesn't have a clue.
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Fan since 1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can anyone else tell when Mike is wrong just by > the large amount of bluster he puts into the > statement? Even if you have no knowledge of the > subject of the conversation? E.g., The Voice v. > American Idol. > > #heis....thecontradictor Yes! I love those moments. Mike tries to hide his emb
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"Beware of the fake name haters!!!!" More unintentional humor from Mike O'Meara.
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Rj and Mike.
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There's a lesson to be learned here. Donations for the Haitian Angels house were trickling in slowly until Mike promised to call everyone who donated. Suddenly, they've reached their goal! So Mike proved that he can accomplish something with a little effort. Will we see a new Mike now? One who doesn't just bitch about a problem but gets up off his flabby ass to do something about it? Sadly, no
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I stand corrected, Peekza. But the larger point still stands. Mike sings the virtues of WeightNot© on a regular basis, blissfully indifferent to the irony of a dangerously obese man preaching about weight loss. Nice seeing those golfing photos again. You gotta love the sweat stains under his flabby man-boobs. Working up a sweat, riding in a golf cart. Big, lazy pussy.
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On today's show, you can hear Mike laugh when Robb mentioned that Chris Christie has lost forty pounds but it still doesn't show. Anyone remember when Mike claimed that he lost 50 lbs on WeightNot© but he looked just as fat as ever? H Y P O C R I T E
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