"I think it's generally accepted to have one small drink MAYBE during the first trimester
but isn't LFF's newest spawn due fairly soon?"


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some doctors will say ok to have a little in the THIRD trimester. The first is the most critical for development. Any doctor who would say ok to drink anything in the 1st trimester needs to lose his license.

But really, it is not good to drink at any point in a pregnancy. Really, you cannot wait a few more months until the baby is born?

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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>
> Also, he's admitted to screwing it up more trying
> to replace lights and speakers. He used the wrong
> screws or something and went through the faring.
> Also... speakers on a motorcycle? Wtf. Just get a
> Goldwing and get it over with, grandpa.


Full dresser Harleys come with stereos and pretty good speakers.



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Lost Weekend Wrote:
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> That didn't sound like AA. That sounded like a
> drunk kidding himself in front of a group of
> enablers.
>
> It's obvious LFF needs a wake-up call. A real one.
> That means, no wife, no house, no friends, no job.
> At this rate, he may be in those AA meetings by
> this time next year.

He'd never make it at an AA meeting. Other people get to talk. Can you imagine LFF breaking in every 30 seconds on somebody's else's tale of fighting the bottle? "Yeah, I hear you, that remind me of me . . . " And then Rob(b) would jump in from the window, "Who . . . are you?"

Laaaughing Wrote:
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> Lost Weekend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That didn't sound like AA. That sounded like a
> > drunk kidding himself in front of a group of
> > enablers.
> >
> > It's obvious LFF needs a wake-up call. A real
> one.
> > That means, no wife, no house, no friends, no
> job.
> > At this rate, he may be in those AA meetings by
> > this time next year.
>
> He'd never make it at an AA meeting. Other people
> get to talk. Can you imagine LFF breaking in
> every 30 seconds on somebody's else's tale of
> fighting the bottle? "Yeah, I hear you, that
> remind me of me . . . " And then Rob(b) would jump
> in from the window, "Who . . . are you?"


That made me chuckle out loud.
It's true, how could Mike make it through a meeting without Robb there to comment on everythign he said and agree with Mike's lies?

Page 224! Whoo-hoo!

I hear Page 225 will be a bonus page for subscribers only.

The TMOS opening bit today was hilarious!

JMF Wrote:
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> The TMOS opening bit today was hilarious!



Sarcasm? Hard to tell...

So are the "we hate Buzz" episodes still "missing" or what?

That opening was a mess. Oscar tried to jump in but didn't know what was happening.

Lipton is one of Mike's worse impressions. It just sounded like Mike's normal voice.

They didn't even try to make it funny.

Today's show was great. Easy-going, funny. And the opening bit was really good. (no sarcasm)

Please enlighten us. Which part of it made you laugh?

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Please enlighten us. Which part of it made you
> laugh?

Specifics, please

the James Lipton opening was very funny. plus the Robb-ribbing about his wife. Oscar is contributing much more these days. They all seemed happy and at ease. It was an enjoyable show.

JMF Wrote:
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> the James Lipton opening was very funny. plus the
> Robb-ribbing about his wife. Oscar is
> contributing much more these days. They all
> seemed happy and at ease. It was an enjoyable
> show.

Apparently, "JMF" stands for "Just Mike's Fetus."

JMF Wrote:
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> the James Lipton opening was very funny. plus the
> Robb-ribbing about his wife. Oscar is
> contributing much more these days. They all
> seemed happy and at ease. It was an enjoyable
> show.


So you have no specifics

Laaaaughing Wrote:
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> JMF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the James Lipton opening was very funny. plus
> the
> > Robb-ribbing about his wife. Oscar is
> > contributing much more these days. They all
> > seemed happy and at ease. It was an enjoyable
> > show.
>
> Apparently, "JMF" stands for "Just Mike's Fetus."

Just Chronic in the back room furiously pretending someone still likes the Failcast so that LFF doesn't get wasted and start chucking luggage at his 7 months pregnant wife again.

Like anything short of court-ordered rehab will prevent that from happening again.

224...Semper Fat...

This is a totally hypothetical question, but how much of a drunk do you have to be for your friends to hold your intervention at a BAR?

As much as I like talking about how Mike's daughters love big black cock, does anyone remember the time he got so loaded at an appearance at the overpriced Quench that he changed the theme from trivia/pubquiz to karaoke?

Mike, as a former restaurant INVESTOR not owner, and therefore an expert on all things restaurant surely knows that hostesses are hired on their willingness or potential to spread. They are the Parkay Margarine of the restaurant world, spread 'n' ready. Yet one of his daughters was hostessing at 15. As a father, he's a great golfer.

It can't be said often enough, because Mike can't talk about it, but his FIRST wife was named Billie. This fat load has no business fathering any demon spawn, but he can look forward to 18 years of child support, so he's got that going for him.

And yes, what is the deal with that forward facing speaker on Mike's poor beleagured Harley? If he could fit his living room on two wheels he would. Fat faggot leather sniffing drunk baby talks alot about "if you don't ride in the rain you don't ride". He's probably got a patio umbrella somewhere on that bike. And a suitcase in case he gets ticked off and needs to throw one.

If Mike threw anything at me, pregnant or not I would call the police. If that suitcase was aimed at Carla, that's domestic violence and she should do the same.

I would say today was a decent show! They busted on Robb pretty good and exposing the creepy man-child coward that he is. "No, my wife may take away from my radio persona! She IS THE BOSS."

Fine, you got lucky, you got a woman who can deal with you, but really, what a total wuss Robb is.

Get that swamp hag in the "studio" asap!

What's with people saying today's show was good? Plants?

Elizabeth O'Meara Wrote:
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> My last day listening was the monday we learned
> Buzz was out. I had been a mega fan since day one,
> the podcast WAS great at one point. Everyone on
> here has pointed out the reasons why the show
> sucks so I won't. Before Buzz left, I had been
> thinking about leaving b/c of Mikes bullying, etc.
> Mostly I was going to leave because I listen
> through headphones and Oscars highpitched fake
> laughter was causing me to go insane.
> I appreciate the person that posted the recap. If
> I am to believe that Mike was drunk and threw a
> suitcase at his 7 month pregnant wife, then I am
> in shock. Thats truly sad and disturbing and his
> apology means nothing. I'm not a father but If I
> were about to be one, I'd be painting the nursery
> and taking care of the baby mama, not being a
> mean, fat fuck.
> I've had a person close to me struggle with
> alcoholism and watched them try to kill themselves
> over and over. You wait for them to hit rock
> bottom and just when you think they have,
> something else horrible happens. I hope to god
> that throwing a suitcase at your extremely
> pregnant child bride is your rock bottom, you
> miserable, horrible person.


Why thank you Elizabeth, that took a long time, it's not like I am a court reporter you know. The rest of you could show a little appreciation too you know. "Ramble on" my ass!

Recap Wrote:
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> Here are some direct quotes from O'Meara on
> Tuesdays show. First of all he was stammering
> throughout. Lots of I,I,I, and uh,uh,uh. It was
> diffucult to listen and transcribe because of the
> almost incoherent rambling and Rob inturrupting at
> the end. Thank god for that 15sec rewind feature.
> It actually sounded like O'Meara was at his first
> AA meeting. First of all a fan sent a bottle of
> crown royal special which he immediately gave to
> Oscar. He then took an opportunity to slam Buzz as
> he says "donations for someone who no longer works
> here will be donated to charity". Here we go with
> some quotes...."I am on the wagon for the
> forseeable future". "I might have thrown a
> suitcase". I woke up on Saturday and did the
> apology tour to my family members and said this is
> it. I don't wish to do this anymore...." "Doing
> things I love that doesn't require alcohol. It's
> not that difficult, the way it used to be".(not
> drinking) "This is, ah, now there are more of
> these days (sober days) than there are days where
> I am roaring around because I just feel this is
> the time to kinda back off from the whole deal."
> "I don't need it any more." "I used to own a
> restaurant and I'll tell you it would have been
> very hard for me to do that." "Now it's not hard
> for me, it's not. I, believe it or not, as far as,
> you know the way I am, is when I get started, if I
> get to that point, I ani't stoppin." "That's not a
> good way to be, thats a,,,manifesting
> itself...(voice trails off):. "But I'm not one of
> these guys that, you know, when I woke up Saturday
> morning and it's like, Oh my god, Oh my god, what
> am I gonna do, no, quite the opposite, I actually
> feel better and it's just blissful for me." "On
> the weekend, a Saturday morning woke up at
> 7o'clock on a beautiful sunny day with the whole
> day in front of you is the happiest times of my
> life". (Then Rob asks how he felt on Saturday) "I
> felt horrible, I ruined Saturday". To lighten the
> mood Oscar pops in with "No body likes a quitter
> Mike" and adds that he thinks O'Meara will last
> until "Friday". To which he replys, "Fuck you
> Oscar". Then Rob says he will last til Labor day.
> O'Meara adds "The bottom line was, you know, I, I,
> hopefully conveyed my sincere remorse for my
> behavior on a, I bare...the general jest of it
> Carla said I was just not pleasant to be around on
> friday and I said mean things to everybody,
> strangers, family members. I was just raah, raah,
> I turned into satan.............I believe I am
> still punishing myself." Well there we are. I
> left out some stuff and obviously can't transcribe
> the whold show but those were the high lights. He
> is still in complete denial and thinks he has
> control of his drinking.


I appreciate these kind of recaps, keeps me from having to listen. Thank you.

WasAtJimmysThisWeekend Wrote:
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> This is a totally hypothetical question, but how
> much of a drunk do you have to be for your friends
> to hold your intervention at a BAR?


Whoa, there was an intervention? A real one? A real one would entail Mike heading off to rehab, wouldn't it?

I don't recall Buzz poking fun at Don for falling on his fat face off that stage. But someone did dump on Buzz for doing so. While I'm no huge Buzz fan, Don did shit on him all the time. So FUCK Don.
It was fucking awesome that he fell off that stage onto his fat face. Karmic justice at it's finest. He's been a prick for years and years. He dumps on everyone and anyone and yet he's the biggest fucking moron around.
I would have paid anything to see Don fall on his fucking face, that would have been fucking outstanding.

Wow. While the Wednesday show was actually pretty good, this happened:

A woman who authorities say threatened Loudoun County Sheriff's deputies with a knife and scissors was fatally shot by deputies at a Sterling Costco store. The suspect has been identified as Mhai Scott, 38, of Sterling, Virginia.

Dave Wrote:
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> I don't recall Buzz poking fun at Don for falling
> on his fat face off that stage. But someone did
> dump on Buzz for doing so. While I'm no huge Buzz
> fan, Don did shit on him all the time. So FUCK
> Don.
> It was fucking awesome that he fell off that stage
> onto his fat face. Karmic justice at it's finest.
> He's been a prick for years and years. He dumps on
> everyone and anyone and yet he's the biggest
> fucking moron around.
> I would have paid anything to see Don fall on his
> fucking face, that would have been fucking
> outstanding.

There may have been -- in fact, there almost certainly WAS -- a time when Donnie G. was a bigger douche than LFF. But Donnie G. went through a massive kick to his life, and has rebuilt his life -- and if you listen to his Sactown show, he's not nearly as big a dope, and would be the first one to tell you that he's uneducated and not very smart. But he can run a radio show. LFF has grown MORE arrogant as his career becomes less, and less, and less . . . and he thinks his AU degree makes him a savant on every topic under the sun.

Don was/is too obnoxious. A big blowhard with no talent except rudeness. Recently I happened to come across the reruns of the King of Queens shows that he was on -- I think there were 3 -- and he was absolutely horrible. Looking at the camera MANY times. Awkwardly walking across the room like goofy kid in a high school stage production. And a really lame delivery of his one line. I didnt watch KoQ at the time (I worked nights then), but I remember Don constantly schmoozing Leah Remini; pushing his way onto the show again, again and again; acting like a prima dona when he got there; and then dissing everyone afterwards. I remember at the time I thought - What an ungrateful slob!

Now that I've seen the shows I'm amazed he was ever asked back.

Fan since 1997 Wrote:
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> Wow. While the Wednesday show was actually pretty
> good, this happened:
>
> A woman who authorities say threatened Loudoun
> County Sheriff's deputies with a knife and
> scissors was fatally shot by deputies at a
> Sterling Costco store. The suspect has been
> identified as Mhai Scott, 38, of Sterling,
> Virginia.


Can't wait for Robb to be all over this Costco thing with the stupid Asian music in the background (one clip they stole from The Greaseman) and then how Mike will someone make this about him and how he nevers shops at Costco because of this and there is one in Manassass and so on and so on.

F U, Charley.

JMF Wrote:
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> F U, Charley.

Y'know, that's funnier than anything on the fatcast in a really long time. Maybe ever.

Just like when I saw the headline I had a weird feeling it was Mhai, I have a weird feeling that Robb won't talk about this today.

JMF Wrote:
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> F U, Charley.


Truth hurts

Robbed Mobb Wrote:
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> JMF Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > F U, Charley.
>
>
> Truth hurts


I'm Jack Cassidy!!!!!!!

Living the dream Wrote:
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> Robbed Mobb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JMF Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > F U, Charley.
> >
> >
> > Truth hurts
>
>
> I'm Jack Cassidy!!!!!!!


Who are you!?!?!?!?

SCIENCE!!

So the person shot at Costco was the "Yummy, yummy" lady Rob(b) recorded?

jhopkins Wrote:
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> So the person shot at Costco was the "Yummy,
> yummy" lady Rob(b) recorded?


The woman Robb mocks is named Sunny, this woman had a different name at a different store.

Don't pick on Mika! Just because she's blond (today), people think she's dumb. She adds a lot to the show. It's not easy sitting high up on those chairs and looking like she's listening and pondering the events of the day.

*************************
******ATTN: MIKE!!!******
*************************


Proper English is "people WHO."

"People WHO"
"Guys WHO"
"The lady WHO"
"Politicians WHO"
"Reporters WHO"

NOT "people THAT" you fucking mongoloid!

Always "people WHO!" Never "people THAT!" Seriously, how do you not know this?!

Only Mike could make Angelina Jolie's double mastectomy about himself!

Mike O'Meara: How exactly does riding his motorcycle around for a few hours on Memorial Day equal serving his country?

Fuckface McGee Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara: How exactly does riding his
> motorcycle around for a few hours on Memorial Day
> equal serving his country?


Because he probably flew a flag from his scooter.

With certain exceptions - none applicable in this case - these minor grammatical quibbles make you look crazy. Have you ever met a very successful grammarian?

Fuckface McGee Wrote:
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> *************************
> ******ATTN: MIKE!!!******
> *************************
>
>
> Proper English is "people WHO."
>
> "People WHO"
> "Guys WHO"
> "The lady WHO"
> "Politicians WHO"
> "Reporters WHO"
>
> NOT "people THAT" you fucking mongoloid!
>
> Always "people WHO!" Never "people THAT!"
> Seriously, how do you not know this?!

Fan since 1997 Wrote:
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> With certain exceptions - none applicable in this
> case - these minor grammatical quibbles make you
> look crazy. Have you ever met a very successful
> grammarian?
>
> Fuckface McGee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > *************************
> > ******ATTN: MIKE!!!******
> > *************************
> >
> >
> > Proper English is "people WHO."
> >
> > "People WHO"
> > "Guys WHO"
> > "The lady WHO"
> > "Politicians WHO"
> > "Reporters WHO"
> >
> > NOT "people THAT" you fucking mongoloid!
> >
> > Always "people WHO!" Never "people THAT!"
> > Seriously, how do you not know this?!

Not one WHO repeatedly criticizes others about grammar/speech/diction/pronunciation and constantly brags about his or her "degree in Broadcast Journalism from American University."

You know, glass houses and WHATNOT.

Anybody else put off by the TMOS crews' half-assed apology-tour for being grossed out by the explicit gay scenes in the hbo liberace movie? What's wrong with being grossed out by deviant behavior.

Mike went on a 20-minute tirade about that newbie reporter who got fired on his very first broadcast for swearing live on air right out if the gate a few weeks back. Mike went on and on about how the guy had terrible speech and pronunciation in follow-on interviews. Mike screamed about how to speak properly, how nobody speaks correctly in journalism today, pronouncing "Ss and Ts!" and all that nonsense... Really went ballistic on the issue...

Mike said "people THAT" at least 15 times during the tirade.

What a tool.

Don't drink the Kool-Aid Wrote:
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> Anybody else put off by the TMOS crews' half-assed
> apology-tour for being grossed out by the explicit
> gay scenes in the hbo liberace movie? What's
> wrong with being grossed out by deviant behavior.


Somebody needs to learn what "explicit" sex scenes are.

wow - 1,375,000 hits to this thread. Just what is it all about?

Well, if you don't know, Mike, than who does?

Fuckface McGee Wrote:
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> Fan since 1997 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With certain exceptions - none applicable in
> this
> > case - these minor grammatical quibbles make
> you
> > look crazy. Have you ever met a very successful
> > grammarian?
> >
> > Fuckface McGee Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > *************************
> > > ******ATTN: MIKE!!!******
> > > *************************
> > >
> > >
> > > Proper English is "people WHO."
> > >
> > > "People WHO"
> > > "Guys WHO"
> > > "The lady WHO"
> > > "Politicians WHO"
> > > "Reporters WHO"
> > >
> > > NOT "people THAT" you fucking mongoloid!
> > >
> > > Always "people WHO!" Never "people THAT!"
> > > Seriously, how do you not know this?!
>
> Not one WHO repeatedly criticizes others about
> grammar/speech/diction/pronunciation and
> constantly brags about his or her "degree in
> Broadcast Journalism from American University."


Exactly

There's an awful lot of posters about this Mike O'Meara show. Why all the whining?

jeezlouise Wrote:
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> There's an awful lot of posters about this Mike
> O'Meara show. Why all the whining?


We like making it all about us! I literally , hand to God, unhinge my jaw when I read this thread...And I'm somewhat of an expert, based on my broadcast journalism degree at AU...

peekza Wrote:
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> jeezlouise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There's an awful lot of posters about this Mike
> > O'Meara show. Why all the whining?
>
>
> We like making it all about us! I literally , hand
> to God, unhinge my jaw when I read this
> thread...And I'm somewhat of an expert, based on
> my broadcast journalism degree at AU...


Name a topic, literally, any topic, and Mike O'Meara is an expert:

Diving, yup
Golf, yup
Eating, yup
Broadcast Journalism, yup
motorcycles, yup
law enforcement, yup
Wine, yup
Oh wait, not so much on being a good parent.

Don't drink the Kool-Aid Wrote:
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> Anybody else put off by the TMOS crews' half-assed
> apology-tour for being grossed out by the explicit
> gay scenes in the hbo liberace movie? What's
> wrong with being grossed out by deviant behavior.



Mark Foley, Roy Cohn, J. Edgar Hoover, Ken Mehlman, Michele Bachmann's husband, Ted Haggard, David Drier, Larry Craig, Bob Bauman, Terry Dolan, Arthur Finkelstein, Jim Kolbe, Ed Schrock, Jim West, Robert Allen, Richard Curtis, Glenn Murphy Jr., Troy King, Roy Ashburn, Eddie Long, George Rekers, Philip Hinkle, Michael Berry, Caleb Douglas Hesse, Dan White, Bruce Barclay, ... the list goes on and on.

It's surprising how many virulently anti-gay men turn out to be closeted homosexuals. Google a few of these names and you'll see it's true.

Most of them are white Republicans.

If the shoe fits...

Or, as Shakespeare wrote, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

Gary Stevens Wrote:
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> WasAtJimmysThisWeekend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a totally hypothetical question, but
> how
> > much of a drunk do you have to be for your
> friends
> > to hold your intervention at a BAR?
>
>
> Whoa, there was an intervention? A real one? A
> real one would entail Mike heading off to rehab,
> wouldn't it?

It's quite possible that the drunk convinced everyone that he was "Boston strong" enough to fix the problem without rehab and they gave into him. Hypothetically.

I haven't seen the Liberace movie, but Mike has a history of overreacting to anything "man on man" to the point where it seems like he's overcompensating. As the previous poster said, Mike "doth protest too much."

Probably the grossest thing I can think of, gay or straight, is the thought of Mike and Carla going at it. That poor woman.

WasAtJimmysThisWeekend Wrote:
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> Gary Stevens Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WasAtJimmysThisWeekend Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is a totally hypothetical question, but
> > how
> > > much of a drunk do you have to be for your
> > friends
> > > to hold your intervention at a BAR?
> >
> >
> > Whoa, there was an intervention? A real one?
> A
> > real one would entail Mike heading off to
> rehab,
> > wouldn't it?
>
> It's quite possible that the drunk convinced
> everyone that he was "Boston strong" enough to fix
> the problem without rehab and they gave into him.
> Hypothetically.

I doubt rehab was even an option... Who would pay for it? And how would he recoup the hundreds of dollars he makes each week on the failcast? Nope, at this point, his ex-stripper wife is concerned about birthing that pup and geting the failcast into a "real" studio... Once they are out of the living room, Fatty is toast...

They have a studio to work out of at WTNT, but they don't want to use it. They'll dick around with trying to get a place in Manassas so Mike won't have to waddle too far.

Pointing out minor grammatical errors is dumb. Pointing out that Mike does just that while making a ton himself is fine. #thinline

My sense is that the poster above was merely upset by the poor grammar.

Fan since 1997 Wrote:
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> Pointing out minor grammatical errors is dumb.
> Pointing out that Mike does just that while making
> a ton himself is fine. #thinline
>
> My sense is that the poster above was merely upset
> by the poor grammar.


Nuanced appraisal.

Mike, where was your great sponsor Oakton Wine Shop with all the booze for the baby shower? Don't they also sell cupcakes? Way to go.

Here's another correction for Mike:

Robert Mitchum was "barrel-chested".

You're just fat.

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Here's another correction for Mike:
>
> Robert Mitchum was "barrel-chested".
>
> You're just fat.


He does have a "barrel-neck" though...

Fuckface McGee Wrote:
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> Nuanced appraisal.


The post quoted above is not a complete sentence.

Grammar Cop Wrote:
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> Fuckface McGee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Nuanced appraisal.
>
>
> The post quoted above is not a complete sentence.

And I do not claim to have a bachelors degree in broadcast journalism from American University.

OMG - you guys drone on and on about the same bs each and every day:
- degree from AU
- fat
- bad grammar
- overserved

Give it a rest. We're tired of your bitchin' and moanin'.

I ask you -- what difference, at this point, DOES It Make?!!
Attachments:

That's one scary lady.

Buzz's #1 Babe Wrote:
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> OMG - you guys drone on and on about the same bs
> each and every day:
> - degree from AU
> - fat
> - bad grammar
> - overserved
>
> Give it a rest. We're tired of your bitchin' and
> moanin'.
>
> I ask you -- what difference, at this point, DOES
> It Make?!!


You left out his gambling, begging, bullying and outright lying...Oh and he when he threw a suitcase at his pregnant wife, that was a hot topic as well...Try to keep up...

jeezlouise Wrote:
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> There's an awful lot of posters about this Mike
> O'Meara show. Why all the whining?


Don G. was like a class clown dumbass from grade school. A retard who sat at the back of the class. You could tell him, "Hey, Donny, the teacher is gone, go up at her desk and take a shit in her drawer. "In front of the class?" "Yes, Donny right now." "OK."

--and he would do it.

That was the level or retardation of the Don and Mike show and why I listened. Moronic shit. The problem with WeightYes O'Meara is that he is another retard class clown. This is fine, but he insists that he is also a jock, a scholar, a super patriot, a cop, a Christian, and a swell fella.

This is the problem. He's none of those things. He's just a clown and a drunk. He's Shakes The Clown. If he would simply admit that and stop pretending to be other things, I would leave him be.



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 05/30/2013 08:48PM by enzo.

What do you mean? The idea of Mikes boozy breath sweating over Carla as he dropped a load in her makes you uncomfortable?

I've watched a real gay porno, and though it reinforced my belief that gayness is not for me, it wasn't a big deal. Except for the butt-fucking, Bi Dream of Jeannie is a fine film. TV has been doing this since Loving, with the guy from LA Law or Michael Ontkean and the sheriff from Twin Peaks, or maybe totally other people. I'd be much more into seeing Michael Douglas and Matt Damon going at it.

How did Oscar watch it? I thought he gave up cable (cable TV, dirty minds!).

Don't talk about Mhai...

Now that buzz is less engaged do you think I might run into him at the Hard Times in Fairfax City?

I'm so sick of Mike's arrogance. I wish I could buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he THINKS he's worth.

Buzz's #1 Babe Wrote:
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> OMG - you guys drone on and on about the same bs
> each and every day:
> - degree from AU
> - fat
> - bad grammar
> - overserved
>
> Give it a rest. We're tired of your bitchin' and
> moanin'.
>
> I ask you -- what difference, at this point, DOES
> It Make?!!

Which is worse, the fact we keep talking about those things or the fact Mike keeps doing those things on his show?

I think you nailed it. Mike is trying to have a "smart" show when it's obvious he's not capable of hosting that type of show.



enzo Wrote:
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> jeezlouise Wrote:
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> > There's an awful lot of posters about this Mike
> > O'Meara show. Why all the whining?
>
>
> Don G. was like a class clown dumbass from grade
> school. A retard who sat at the back of the
> class. You could tell him, "Hey, Donny, the
> teacher is gone, go up at her desk and take a shit
> in her drawer. "In front of the class?" "Yes,
> Donny right now." "OK."
>
> --and he would do it.
>
> That was the level or retardation of the Don and
> Mike show and why I listened. Moronic shit. The
> problem with WeightYes O'Meara is that he is
> another retard class clown. This is fine, but he
> insists that he is also a jock, a scholar, a super
> patriot, a cop, a Christian, and a swell fella.
>
> This is the problem. He's none of those things.
> He's just a clown and a drunk. He's Shakes The
> Clown. If he would simply admit that and stop
> pretending to be other things, I would leave him
> be.

"Ugh... I'm having trouble squeezing my barrel chest into this car!"
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In all honesty, how many of you think Mike would have killed himself by now if he didn't have his Facebook "friends" to prop up his self-esteem? I mean, it has to be eating him up to know how much he has squandered with his life, right?

I don't think the King of Comedy will string himself up. He wants his family to collect on his life insurance. Must be a sweet policy. That is the only reason I can think of for a young wife. He would probably get drunk and do it on his motorcycle. This is why I hope he reads this site - we are only trying to help.

C'mon Guys!

This is Marc. You guys are too critical. We are doing a great show every day. And I'm contacting lots of potential advertisers.

OK! Gotta run now. Time to go Jack off in my parents basement.

(because my wife kicked me out of the house and is divorcing me!)

Pee-You-EEE!!!

enzo Wrote:
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> I don't think the King of Comedy will string
> himself up. He wants his family to collect on his
> life insurance. Must be a sweet policy. That is
> the only reason I can think of for a young wife.
> He would probably get drunk and do it on his
> motorcycle. This is why I hope he reads this site
> - we are only trying to help.


Mike is far too selfish for suicide. Although I'm sure it's double-edged sword for him. There would certainly be some sort of bloated tribute to him on the failcast; hell, Don might even say something nice about him. But Mike would be dead and wouldn't be there to see it. And nobody knows how to honor Mike O'Meara quite like Mike O'Meara. Even with Robb nestled snugly in his colon, only Mike knows how "deserving of praise he is".

What kind of car is the FatBaby getting out of?

What are the details on Marc's divorce? Has there been a show about it?

That's Todd Moore's Tesla.

jhopkins Wrote:
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> What kind of car is the FatBaby getting out of?
>
> What are the details on Marc's divorce? Has there
> been a show about it?


ToMo's Tesla... Marc's wife kicked him out of the house because he makes less on the failcast than he did selling t-shirts ...

He got a ticket for not wearing his seatbelt, but it wasn't Mike's fault. He needed two extensions and Todd only had one.

jhopkins Wrote:
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> What kind of car is the FatBaby getting out of?
>
> What are the details on Marc's divorce? Has there
> been a show about it?


My Client will address the divorce when a settlement is reached. In the meantime enjoy Mike taking pot shots referencing Marc's marital issues through "witty" one liners

He's on his 3rd marriage...how can he make comments about anyone's marital problems??

When did Marc say this? I'm dying to hear him talk about going with the FatBaby got him kicked out.

I ask you, does this look like a happy wife or a money-grubbing shrew? Ladies and Gentlemen... Melissa Ronick...
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I think she's hot, and I don't think it's unreasonable to expect your husband to make more than a school bus driver.

Well... Wrote:
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> I think she's hot, and I don't think it's
> unreasonable to expect your husband to make more
> than a school bus driver.


Agreed! or atleast get a job with benefits. You have a child for fucks sake. Marc's a piece of shit and even as a divorced man with a child I side with Melissa.... oh and yes she is a purdy lady

Being married to a pothead that refuses to grow up and get a real job is a perfect reason to divorce....and I smoke all the time! You have a wife and kids! And woah! Thats Marcs wife? I'd totally kiss her tits and I'm gay!

Horseradish Wrote:
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> He got a ticket for not wearing his seatbelt, but
> it wasn't Mike's fault. He needed two extensions
> and Todd only had one.

You're NOT serious....... are you?

peekza Wrote:
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> I ask you, does this look like a happy wife or a
> money-grubbing shrew? Ladies and Gentlemen...
> Melissa Ronick...


Bravo! Thanks for the pic. It is nice to get some solid detail to fill in those fertile imagination gaps. This looks it's at some happy hour right before Joey Greco of the cheesy show 'Cheaters' bursts in with a film crew..

Thanks Mike, Robb, and Oscar for another great TMOS show.

TMOS 830 on you tube.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ld_opxYh1c&list=PL1HM48_n83QsdspVrO458aPWhqxq3KPwq

Obvious shill is obvious...

I know nothing about Ronick's wife. But the mere fact she put up as long as she did with this 40-ish, Ed Hardy-wearing, fedora-donning, Peter Pan-ish "Lost Boy," man-child, t-shirt selling, fake radio star, DOUCHE BAG for the sake of her kid makes her mother fucking Mother Teresa in my fucking eyes!

Is Chronic's wife a jew? I ask because I know a lot of Goyim gals who have been really fucking bamboozled by the Hebrews only to divorce after a lot of damage is done and they wake up. The Tribe can really talk some shit and make themselves appear very important to the average hillbilly. I dated such a divorcee and had many confrontations with Chronic's brother.