It's like a real life game of frogger!
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va law Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't drink and drive! But what if I'm thirsty?
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The title of the thread should be changed to "What skinstrument do you play?"
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duh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Okay, here it is: > > 1) SHOOT FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER. > > 2) See number one. > > 3) See number one. No, its: 1) Shoot, don't ask any questions.
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TRICKIE Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Those puppies are so cute. Are they yours Joe? I > think one went to the bathroom on the rug. Are > you going to keep them all? No, they aren't mine. I just searched "pupppies" on youtube and that's the first thing that came up.
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Puppies!
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Watch all the grime it picks up!
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It's what I call a late term abortion. :P
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G-Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm half Spanish my self. I didn't know there were very many Spanish-Americans in NoVa.
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Take a Stand Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you busting me out for not putting an 'e' on > the end , or are you another fine product of the > Fairfax County School system .. I'll leave that decision to you.
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Take a Stand Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOL.. sorry, Ive been reading some Shakespear for > school. Who's Shakespear?
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J Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seems like an appropriate time to link to the sad > story of Jack Whittaker, the guy who ruined his > life by winning a $315 million Powerball jackpot. How did winning the lottery ruin his life? Just because that bad shit happened after he won the lottery doesn't mean it was caused by him winning the lottery.
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How much over the speed limit is considered speeding? At what point do you become a "speeder?"
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nakedshoplifter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > uhhh it's a good thing Fx Co PD never reads this > forum. How do you know? Perhaps the thread starter is actually a police officer?
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Send a huge rubber dildo to him instead.
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stinkypoon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I notice that a lot of these online predators are > middle eastern. But a lot of the sexual assaults > around here are from Latin Americans. What's up > with that? It's because Middle-eastern immigrants are usually rich, and Latin American immigrants are usually poor.
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I was driving the other day, and I witnessed something that I had never seen before. I was behind a Acura Integra, which had a fart cannon exhaust, and a "for sale by owner" decal. It was on Arlington Blvd, and there was a left turn lane, two lanes going straight, and a right turn lane. He was going 30mph, and then he decided to go into the right turn lane. He sits there for a few seconds, and th
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Does that mean that you can shove a dollar bill up your nose and get high?
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I like the dice hanging from the mirror! :P
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there will no metro Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Face it you fools. metro is not coming to Tyson's > Corner. Then that would mean no metro to dulles either.
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Gravis, what do you drive anyway?
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > of course not, stopping too fast is what kills > you. Damn Gravis, you ruined the joke. I was waiting for someone to call me ignorant before saying that.
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bdimag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > aint it scary? Yes, something as innocent as a nickname, and age can reveal a lot of info.
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bdimag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ah true that.. found him And, you can find the name of the owners of the house, square footage of the land, and zoning of the land. Putting even your first name on the internet can reveal alot of information. They are all public records. http://icare.fairfaxcounty.gov/Search/GenericSearch.aspx?mode=ADDRESS
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I wouldn't mind giving my backyard up for an elevated metro track.
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Speed doesn't kill.
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@wes: You shouldn't post your age and name on this forum. Using the arrest and ticket search, your full name and address can be found. You should have just said that you are over 18, and she was 17. Also, your username should be something other then "wes".
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Lurker. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > KeepOnTruckin Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Why cant they just jack up the back end? > > And have a "Ferris Bueller" happen? It's not like your odometer goes backwards if you drive in reverse. Think about it... how would a speed s
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Nik Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > IDK MY BFF JILL? WTF MY BFF JILL!!!!
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KeepOnTruckin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why cant they just jack up the back end? lol then how are you supposed to measure the speed?
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