Just spit at a police officer, they would be happy to cuff you. And for the "gag gift", just talk to Senator Craig, he probably has a collection.
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > british english uses "re" for a lot of "er" > sounding words. now, who do you think named the > place, perhaps the british? Nope, it was named Centreville after the revolutionary war. Around the 17th-18th century, it was apparently called "New Gate" before it was renamed to "Centreville".
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Shooting leaves two dead in a Northern Virginia mall... 'net rage? More tonight at eleven, on Fox5!
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Just close your window and they wont come to your car.
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Yay! Swirly! Yay!     ҉ @inkahootz: I think I know who you are. Did you work at Giant over the summer?
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > fucking brits. oh, and it's fiber optic not fibre > optic. What does it have to do with British people? The name of the town really is spelled Centreville!
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http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/values/people/diversity/diversity_facts.html
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Just grab the boot and speed away.
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KeepOnTruckin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @joe i tried the not paying the county taxes since > i didnt want jerry connelly wasting my money and > county ppl came to my door and ordered me to pay > them. I didn't say anything about not paying them all-together. But there are things you can do to reduce the amount of taxes that you pay.
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KeepOnTruckin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You should get a better quality video capture card It's not about quality, it's about the maximum capture resolution, and the type of connectors. I don't know if they make PC HDTV tuners that don't cost a small fortune.
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G-Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where are the white women at!? Definitely not working at McDonalds, they only hire hispanic women. I'm not even kidding, that's what the brochure about diversity at McDonalds says.
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duh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just what do you suppose happens at the hospital? Haven't you ever watched ?
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There is no Centerville in Virginia...
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Girls always look so pretty dressed up for > church. OMG! Pedophile alert!
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Asking that on FU is like picking up a prostitute in front of the police station...
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They are looking for persons engaging in homosexual sex, which is illegal in Virginia. You better hide! @Meeper if you don't want to pay for it, then stop paying so many taxes.
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MrDoctor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anybody know a dvd player that can play divx > files (.avi) or a simple conversion method to put > divx directly onto dvd Well, AVI stands for Audio-Video Interleave, and is just a container format. DivX is a codec.
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inkahootz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As long as they are not under the influence... > then it's called contributing to the deliquency of > a minor and or child abuse. And it's abbreviated as "CONTRIBUTE DEL MINOR" in the FCPD arrest database.
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to joe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You can drink but not alcohol or any other > substance provided it does not impair your ability > to drive, funny you are!! What about redbull? When I drink too much of that, I always try running pedestrians over.
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I lost my job 1 month ago and am stuck with > payments on a 2007 Lexus and a $3,000 dollar a > month apartment. Just buy a house with a nice adjustable rate mortgage and then pay for the car with a home-equity loan. Make sure it's below prime though, that means its a great deal!
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its actually APD > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_ > disorder Does your doctor give you medicine for that? I guess that's why you post on this forum, because you are shy around people because of your APD.
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (all squares that will be pwned severely if I > stay) Oh please... just because you suffer from SPS doesn't mean you have to come here and pretend that you are badass because you are going to "pwn" people on a fucking online forum.
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Just because its AWD doesn't mean you should go any faster when it's snowing out. It's only a Toyota anyway. You should have gotten a used corvette Z06 instead.
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300hp... pretty good for a V6. But it's still a sedan... but at least its RWD. What speed does it top out at?
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please leave now. Thank you and have a nice day! > :-) :( But I want to know what car he drives.
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What kind of lexus?
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Joe, you're not one of the bad ones here. You have > an actual sense of humor versus the majority of > these vapid minivan drivers What do you drive? FU IRC
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But at least inkahootz gave a vaild reason though, > she thought my verbose diatribes reflect the true > self deprication and loathing I have for yourself > -- which has truth to it. So this cunt is > semi-intelligent I guess. You should get on IRC before you leave... \...so that I can personally tell
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Expensive Jeans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hate to be so dramatic, but I'm thinking about > leaving FU.
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