Could you please present some clear vivid facts as to why I should believe such an atrocious lie?
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morono spawn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I swindled lizzie, build a PYBR, jerked off in the > Chuck E Cheese restroom. To little girls or boys? Or both? 0__0
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MS13..a very interesting bunch indeed. Was driving through Tyson's Corner just last night and saw quite a few. I asked them if they needed a ride. They said "sure, that'd be great". So I let them in. Next thing I remember I'm unconcious in a dumpster 5 miles away from where I picked them up, no clothes on, car is gone, and there is a carrot up my ass. Lesson learned. Don't give rides to strange
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Please do not talk about my girlfriend like that.
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I'd like everyone to post about every sin they remember. I've stole, fornicated, lied, cheated, stole, vandalised, stole, cussed, stole, threatened, stole, posted nudes, stole, masturbated, stole, stole, stole, and stole. It is now your turn.
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If I could see a pic of her vagina, that would be great.
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Probably, an illegal.
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Whatever I have in my pocket. Usually a couple of cigarettes and 15 bucks.
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